The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909, October 28, 1904, Image 7

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    Katiiraruo funning Is to become un
tatabllBcd Institution in Australia.
A municipal retorun glvej tho
mmber of trees bclotiglng to Paris
is 91 ,458.
British India uow employs over
me million people in its cotton iu
lustrics. Ai elephant at the Loudon Zoo
Hetl of fright caused by a thunder
itorm.
A bushol of wheat by actual count,
ins beoti found to ooutalti bG9,720
trains.
Six Doctor Knllcd.
South Mend. 1 ml.. Oct. '2-1. (Special. I
A t'ter Mil trriiif? from Kidney 1)1
ease for three yearn; after taking treat
ment from six different doctors with
out getting relief, Mr. .1. O. Luudcinu
of this place found not onl relief hut
Hpeedy and complete cure In I 'odd's
Kidney P1I!b. Speaking of his cure
Mr. I.auduman says:
"Yes. I sutfered from Kidney Trou
ble for three year and tried six doe
tors to no good. Then I tool; Just two
boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills and they
not uniy cured my kidneys, but gave
-ie better health In general. Of course
. recommended Dodd's Kidney Pills to
oth'-rs ami I know a number now who
tre using them with good results."
Mr. Lnudcuum's caws Is not an ex
teptlon. Thousands rive similar expe
riences. I'or there netr yet wan a
case of Kidney Trouble from Mackacnc
to Mriglu's Diui'iso that Dod." s J
iev Pilis could not cure. 'I hey are the
only remedy tlmt ever cured Bright a
Disease.
AT A SUM ME 11 HOTEL
Staybome " Ho.v was the weather
where you were this summer?'
Outer "C ol enough for biankcts
ivory night. "
"My ! My I 1 envy you."
"Yes, hue we hadn't the blank-
tts.
State or onto, Cirv or Toi.koo, ) ,.
I.UOAH COUNTY, l"'
Fiiank .1. Ciiknf.y make ontti tti.it !; li the
lenlor partner of tliti linn of V. .I.Ckknkt&Cu..
doliiK buMums lit t;.o Ctiy of Toledo, Cc.uity ar
State uforuiilil, and Unit said linn will piiy :tie
mm of ONH Hl'NDItUl) DOLLARS for cel
tint overv enso of Cataukii Unit cHiinot be
turod by tho a.soof IIam.'h Catauiih Cuuk.
FUANK J. CHEKKY.
Sworn to before mo ami Mil)erlliud lu my pr
ncc, thl (ill) luy of December, A. 1). mad.
A. W. U K"ovi
Xotarv Ihiblto.
BI'.AI,
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally and act'
diroctly on the blood and mucous suilaues of tu
aysiom. Send lor tuitlmoulaU, free.
1". J. CIIKNICY As CO., Toledo, 0
Hold bj Drniodsts, 75o.
Ilall'ii Family rills are the beet.
MOLDED il A M
Take tho odd ends 'jr a boiled ham,
omofintf the bits that are ioo daik
r hard, have about one-fourth fat,
:hop It so line as almost to reduce it
to a paste; for each pint make the
following dressing: One even tabie
ipoonful sugar, one even le'tspoonful
jroutid mustard, one saltspiKintul of
sayennc, one teacup of good vinegar.
3tir this into tho chopped ham, pack
Into small molds: when serving
them, turn out on a platter and
garnish with parsley.
A CRUSHING
BLOW
FELLED LIKE AN OX AND DIZZY
AND SLEEPLESS TOR WEEKS.
Hough Kxpnrlnncn of K. C. T. VTnrA, of
Glrnrtl, Kanana. it Veteran of
Co. II, fiBth liidlumi.
A reporter who waa soekiug for Mr.
Ward to got his confirmation of a state
ment that had been mrulo concerning
him by a fellow-townsnmu, found that
stalwart carpenter engaged in putting a
uow window framo in nn old houso. In
response to an inquiry, tho robust work
muii dropped nimbly to a seat on tho
window bench, and said :
" Yes; I owe my recovery to Dr. Wil
liams' Pink Pills and I am always glad
to tell the story for the Hake of others.
In fact, I think there aro only two kinds
of medicino worth buying at loast , only
two kind that ever did m any good
aud otto of thorn in Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills for Palo People.
" You see, it was this way : I was at
my work in 1893 when I felt as if I had
bsn struck on my head by a suddon
blow. My heart soomod to stop and the
doctor snid it missed ovory other beat.
I went through tho battle of Richmond,
ltuntuekj , but I never had boon through
anything like this boforo. I thought
surely t was going to puns hi my chocks
this time.
"After that I had rery trying dizxy
spells. I had to give up work altogether
and Hpand every other day in hed. For
two months I did not leave the houso.
I could not concentrate my eyua on an
object; I was in & intv of extreme
nervousness all the tima. I would li.
awake at night from nine o'clock nn
til daylight. My circrlation was bat
and my feet always cold. The dc oi
admitted that his medicine was not iio
i , ' j
"Thou I decided to try Dr. William
Pink Pills, about which I hud road tu
advertisement. After throe or f mvd
use I realized that they wore ho t in
me. I began to take them in Jn nur,
i8i3. liy j,j,0 middlo of February I wi
out and in March I resumed work i
usual. I hh.t,p without dignity, w
dizziness Iihs never rernruod. i"id m
f et are always warm when they nlmn'
be. You may say that 1 I limit Dr. W
hums' Pink Pill t be U ut f.-r n.
von- iirw Hii'l (lit1 f it i ,
1 ' a . . , , .
Jii t . a i
DUE BUDGET OF J?im
HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND DO
INGS HERE AND THERE.
JoUch and Jokeleta tliat Arc Supjioncc
to Have Hcen Uccontly Itoi'ti 8uyiiiK
and DoittyM that Arc lld, Curious uiu
Luiti;tial)lc The Wcck'n Ltuntor.
The foreign nobleman entered th'
Did man's private ofllce.
"Mr. Mlllyuns," he began, "I lov
your daughter, and ask her hand it
marriage."
"Hem!" exclaimed old Mlllyutu
musingly. "What are your lowos
terms'"
Why He Was n Skeptic.
"No," said the village landlord, "
tlon't believe In advertising.
"You don't," exclaimed tho hard
ware drummer. "Why not?"
"Because I advertised for a wife b
a matrimonial paper once.; that 1
why."
"And failed to get one, eh?"
"No, I got one. That's the trouble.
NecUc Alnrni.
He TJie fellah actually thwea-tcnet
lo blow my bwalns out!
She Oh, how could ho? Of coura
he wasn't serious.
Considered Clever.
"Johnny Jones is awful clover. Hi
(tlways finds ants In the Ice cream k
the picnic."
"I don't see anything clever in that.'
"Yes; he says they aro In there nn
no one will eat it. Then ho "has al
for himself."
Sure Sljcii.
"I know she Is a young wife," whls
pered tMe matron .with the prune jar
"Why so?" asked her friend.
"She actually thinks she can baki
a pudding like the Illustration on tin
package."
Curtain Proof.
Ida Are they really so rich?
May I should say so. Wen thej
slipped several spoons and saucers it
their grips tho hotel clerk said it wai
merely tho souvenir hobby.
Sufent Way.
Silas By heck! Yeou can learn t
raise bees by mall these days.
Cyrus Gosh! That's a good way tt
raise them. Then you won't get stung
T.onc: String.
Ernie Mabel captured a foreign no
bleman at the beach and Is going t
marry him.
Eva You don't say. Has he any
thing hi his own name?
Ernie About forty-four letters. He'i
Russian duke.
Tn the Old Hum.
Snlly Of course I know Silas lovei
me. Why, we have a flirting system
When he stamps his boot once tine
moans, "I'll meet you at the cow pen."
Vhen he stamps twice that means
'Pin your sugar plum."
Molly That must be the stamp Ihu
uage I read so much about.
Consideration for Mother.
MammaJohnny, you have broker
that vase.
Johnny Well, don't take off roui
dipper, mamma; you might cut yotu
root.
Hat Clever.
"He's a handsome fellow, isn't her
"Yea, but he knows it"
"Well, so does everybody; how car
le help It?"
"Perhaps ho can't, but he could
fc!p letting anybody else know that In
mew it. --Detroit Fro Presx.
A VOICE FROM THE PULPIT.
Iter. Jacob 11. Van Doren, of 57
ixth sheet. Fond du Lac, Wis., Pres
byterian clergyman, says: "I had at
tacks of kidney disor
ders w bleb kept me In
the house for days at a
tJ-sa' time, unnnle to do nny-
j thlnjr. What I suffered
'( run liirdlv lif told.
Compllrntlotm set In,
the particulars of.
which 1 will be pleased
to give In a personal
Interview to any one
who requires Informa
tion. This I can eon
s. ientlously say. Uoan's
b Idney l'llls caused a
general Improvement
In my health. They
brought great relief by
essenlng the pain aud cix'rvctlng the
ict Ion of the kidney neerctlons."
Doan's Kidney Pills for sale by all
lealers. Price, 50 cents. Poster-Mll-urn
Co., UtilTalo. N. Y.
KCOMUNY IN YOUTH
Wliilo sensible people put no faith
in fortune tcllrig, wo mav, on general
Hlnolplos, predict from a boy's,
lablts whether bo Is likely to suc
:ecd or fail In life. When money
nirns In his pocket, and hn Is lui
latlenb to Bpend all that cctues into
lis possession wh.cn bo spenos overs
!-ut of his salary, and even falls
nto debt when he profets to invest
.Us earnings In clpirs, handsome
lotlics and amusements, to put tiny
chem at interest, we may safely
oredlct that he will probably never
ittaln wealth without a decided
mine of bablis. i'lfty cents a
veek, saved In outli, Is often the
melons of a large, for Mine. Jt Is
lut so much the amount saved as
Ho habit of sti vine t Is Impor
ant. -A wealthy nanker lagan life
it sveuteen on a salaty of four
Kindred dollars a year. Tills was
ortv years ago, when a dollar
wiuld go a irreac war, and h savi-d
iiilf bis salary- Had be spent it all.
ih as might have dotie without ex
Tavitganco. he would probably have
U'en a clerk today.
A Sicilian tribunal sentenced n
mtcd forger to imprisonment for 189
tvirs.
The Japanese sport of wild duck
'ollowlng is one of the most Impor-
ant alrstocratlc pastimes of the
Mmplre. A modle of the Imperial
ireserves at Shlnbama, with photo
irapbsofthe sport, and the iniplc
nents used, Is shown In the Japan
!so government exhibit In the Palace
t Forestry, Fish and Game at the
.Vorld's Fair.
NOTE. The following article has
ocen widely published and is one of
:be most remarkable illustrations of
the value of careful macsballlng and
malysis of facts In presenting a sub
ject to the public.
LEVELERS.
The Mirtnion of WIiImUcj-, Tobacco mill
Co li ce.
The Creator made all things, we be
leve. If so. He must have made these.
We know what He made food and
vater for, and air and sunshine, but
.vhy Whiskey, Tobacco and Coffee?
They are here sure enough aud en eh
erforiuing Its work.
There must be some great plan be
.hid it all; the thoughtful man seeks
.o understand something of that plan
uid thereby to Judge these articles for
their true worth.
Let us not say "bnd" or "good" with
out taking testimony.
There are times and conditions when
It certainly seems to the casual observ
er that these stimulant narcotics nre
ronl blessings.
ItiKht there is the ambush that con
ceals a "kllllnt;" enemy.
One can slip Into the habit of either
'whiskey, tobacco or coffee easy
?nough. but lo "untangle" Is often n
fearful struggle.
It seems plain that there nre cir
cumstances when the narcotic effect
of these poisons is for the moment
bcuellclal but the fearful argument
against them is that seldom ever does
ou Unci a steady user of either whis
key, coffee or tobacco free from dls
pa.v of some kind.
Certainly powerful elements In their
iffeei on tho human race.
It Is a inntter of dally history testl
led to by literally millions of people,
hat Whiskey, Tobacco and Coffee are
nulling, promising, beguiling friends
m the start, but alvayn false as lieli
,tseif in Hie end. Once they get 11 rm
uolii enough to show their strength,
.hey insist upon governing and drive
.he victim steadily towards 111 health
.n some form; If permitted to con
;hiue to rule, tbor -will not let up nut tl
physical and mental ruin sets in.
A man under that spell (nnd "under
th spell" is correct), of any one of
these drugs, frequently assures hlm
olf and his friends, "Why I can leave
otr any time I want to. I did quit for
week Just to nhow I could." It Is a
mre mark of the slave when one gets
to that stage. He wiggled through a
week fighting every day to break tho
spell, was finally whipped, nd began
his slavery all over again, .
The slave (Coffoe slnve as well as To
bacco and Whiskey) dally reviews his
condition, fee perfectly plain the
steady encroachments of disease, how
the nerTes get weaker day by day and
demand the drug that seems to
smile and offer relief for a few min
utes and then leaves the diseased con
dition plainer to view than ever and
growing worse. Many times the Cof
fee slavo realizes that he is between
two tires. He feels bad If he leaves
off nnd a little worse If he drinks and
allows tho effect to wear off.
So It goes on from day to day. Every
night the struggling victim promises
himself that he will break the habit
aud next day when he feels a little
bad (as he Is quite sure to) breaks, not
tho habit, but his own resolution, it
Is nearly always a tough tight, with
disaster ahead sure If the habit wins.
There have been hundreds of thous
ands of people driven to their graves
through disease brought on by coffee
drinking alone, and It Is quite certain
that more human misery Is caused by
coffee and tobacco than by whiskey,
for tho two llrst are more widely used,
nnd more hidden and Insidious lu the
effect on nerves, heart nnd other vital
organs, anil nre thus unsuspected un
til much of the dangerous work Is
done.
Now, header, what Is your opinion
as to the real use the Creator has for
those things? Take a look at the ques
tion from this point of view.
There Is a law of Nature and of
Nature's God that things slowly evolve
from lower planoH to higher, a sturdy,
steady and dlgnltled advance toward
more perfect things In both tho Physl
cal and Spiritual world. The ponder
ous tread of evolutionary development
Is fixed by the Intlnlte and will not
he qulckoned out of natural law by any
of man's methods.
Therefore we see many illustrations
showing how nature checks too rapid
advance. Illinois raises phenomenal
crops of corn for two or three years.
If she continued to do so every year
her farmers would advance In wealth
far beyond those of other sections or
countries. So Nature Interposes a bar
every three or four years and brings
on a "bad year."
Here we see the leveling influence at
work.
A man is prosperous in his business
for n number of years and grows rich.
Then Nuturo sets the "leveling Intln
ence" at work on him. Some of his in
vestments lose, he becomes luxurious
and lazy. Perhaps It Is whiskey, to
bacco, coffee, women, gambling, or
some other rorm. The intent and pur
pose is to level him. Keep him from
evolving too far ahead of the masses.
A nation becomes prosperous and
great like ancient Rome. If no level
ing inlluence set In she would dominate
the world perhaps for all time. But
Dame Nature sots her army of "levcl
ers" at work. Luxury, overeating and
drinking, licentiousness', waste and ex.
travagance, Indulgences of all kinds,
then comes the wreck. Sure, Sure,
ure.
The law of the unit is the law of the
mass. Man goes through the same
process. Weakness (in childhood),
gradual growth of strength, energy,
thrift, probity, prosperity, wealth,
comfort, ease, relaxation, self-Indulgence,
luxury, Idleness, waste, de
bauchery, disease, and the wreck fol
'ows. The "lovelorn" are iu the bushes
along the pathway of every successful
muii and woman and they bag the ma
jority. Only now and then can a man stnnd
out against these "levelers" and hold
his fortune, fame and health to the
end.
So the Creator hns use for Whiskey,
Tobacco and Coffee to level down the
successful ones and those who show
signs of being successful, nnd keep
them back In the race, so that the
great "tleld" (the masses) may not be
left too far behind.
And yet we must admit that same
all wise Creator has placed It In the
power of a man to xtand upright,
clothed In tho armor of a clean cut,
steady mind and say unto himself, "I
decline to exchange my birthright for
a mess of potage."
"I will not deaden my senses, weak
en my grip on affairs and keep myself
cheap, common and behind in fortune
and fame by drugging with whiskey,
tobacco or coffee; life Is too short. It
Is hard enough to win the good things,
without any sort of handicap, so a
man is certain a "fool trader" when
he trades strength, health, money, nnd
the good things that come with power,
for the half-asleep condition of the
"drugger" with the certainty of sick
ness aud disease ahead.
It is a matter each individual must
decide for himself. He can be a leader
and semi-god if he will, or he can go
along through life a drugged clown, a
.heap "hewer of wood or carrier f
wnter."
Certain It Is that while the Great
Father of us all does not seem tb
"mind" If some of his children are
foolish and stupid, Ho seems to solect
others (perhaps those He lutends for
some special work) and allows them to
be threshed and castigated most fear
fully by these "lerelers."
If a man tries flirting with these
levtlers awhile, and gets a fw slaps
ns n hint, he hnJ htir tV the hint
or a good solid blow will follow.
When n man tries to lire upright,
clean, thrifty, sober, and uudrugged,
manifesting as near as he knows what
the Creator Intenus he should, happi
ness, health and peace seem to come to
hhn. Does it pay?
Thin article was written to sot peo
ple thinking, to rouse the "God within"
for every highly organized man nnd
woman has times when they feel a
poinethlug cnlllng from within for them
to press to the front and "be about tho
Father's business," don't mlstn' c Hi
the spark of the lullnlte Is there and
It pays In every way, health, happi
ness, peace, and even worldly prosper
ity, to break off the habits and strip
clean for the work cut out for us.
It has been the business of tft
writer to provide a practical and easy
way for people to break away from
the coffee habit and bo assured of a re
turn to health ami all of the good
things that brings, provided the abuse
has not gone too far, and even then tba
cases where the body has boon rebuilt
on a basis of strength and health run
Into the thousands.
It Is nn easy and eotufortnble step to
stop coffee Instantly by having well
made Postum Food Coffee served rich
and hot with good cream, for the col
or and flavor Is there, but none of the
caffeine or other nerve destroying ele
ments of ordinary coffee.
On the contrary, the most powerful
rebuilding elements furnished by Na
ture are In l'ostum and they quickly
set about repairing the damage. Sel
dom Is It more than 2 days after th
change Is made before the otd stomach
or bowel troubles or complaints ot
kidneys, heart, head or nerves show
unmistakable evidence of getting boU
ter and ten days' time changes things
wonderfully.
Literally millions of braln-worklng
Americans today use Postum, having
found the value and common sense 1b
the change. 0. W. POST.
A SKIN OP nBAUTV IS A JQV PotfllVUn,.
Vlt. T. KKI.IX OOUKAUD'S OKIKNTA1
OIIKAM, OH MAOlUAIi ItlSAUXTirlKM
llemoTc Tun, I'lmplri, Freckles
fllOlU lUlCllfH. JIMII, OKI
dlienMt, nd ererjr lilemlil
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WAlWllfirtatrctlon. Ij
jyy V4 wu ;rn, mill u
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Uite It to b inn
ltliprotX!rljiiiil
Accept no countef
((It ot ilrulUl
name. Dr. L. Al
Surra iM to I
laiir or iu nftut
ton (k jxitlont).
'An jou ldl
Will iim lhin, 2
reooinmek
'Geuraud'i Crcim
M the ltMt harmful ot (.11 th liln prepanUlona.'
Tor tale by U Drum-lit! nd Kucy OooUi 1X1
the U. S., familial, and Enrope.
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Puor A. .1 Lowiir, Prlno.
V.iiclorsril lir Vlrut Vat'l
Hank uul hiulnohn men.
0,000 In HolliTop DenUs, Hunk Fixtures sn
' 1"yi"wrltjts. BtmlontNcun work forboarA
-mf tor tree cntuloicue. bound In alllimton
t. ever jmbllHht'd by a nu-dnoss Colleca
' nnd von will ui wild tli N H. C.
Of tholJ,70:i newspapers printed It
Oennany 27 por cent aro In othei
languages.
MEXICAN
Mustang Liniment
cures Cuta, Burns, BruiaeH.
Neither frogs nor snakes ilvo ii
Alaska, but toads are frequently t
he met with.
Mm. Whulows BOOTH 1NU 8YKUP for ohll
dion teething, soften the cutni,reduc InfU
niuUon.allftjH pain cures colic. Price- 25c bottle.
Thero are 155 women commercial
travelers on the road In GreaO Brit
ain.
I AH1PQ MAKE 5 per huitdira mailing clroa
LIUICO ar,, (,,,! 10l) ,nrftr for oirenijj
and fall partliiolara, I,, tt . KraHknell, Stlla Neb,
The Japanese city of Tokio holdi
the r.Citd of jarlnt 800 public bath
log places,
BEGGS' BLOOD PURIFIER
CURBS catarrh of the Atoraack.
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