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About The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 7, 1904)
NEMAHA ADVERTISER. W. W. SANUUHS, Publish NEMAHA, NEBRASKA A. Short Party. Ohurch Dlil you boo my slater at tho fair? Gotluun Yes, I did. "Hud her llanco with her, did sho not?" "Well, tliero was a young man with hor." "A. short pnrty?" "Well, yes; ho looked as if ho hadn't t dlino to his namo." Yonkcrs States man. A Bortlld Nature. "Don't you want to deserve tho rratltudo.of your fellow citizens?" "Tho trouble with gratitude," said Senator Sorghum, "Is that It Is usual ly expressed by the words 'thank you,' jnoccompnnlcd by cash." Washington Star. Not a Pluualble Rcunon. "Why did Tourem havo tho motlvo power of his auto changed from steam lo electricity?" "I dunno, unless It's becauso cur rents are cheaper than gaBollno." Cleveland Plain Dealer May Have Seen Ilim. Justice Havo I over seen you bo fore? Offender Can't say, yor honor. Shouldn't wonder, though, I'vo boon In pretty hard company In my life. Bos. ion Transcript Iove'n Young Dream. Old Gentleman What? Marry that young pauper! Why, ho can't even af ford to buy cool. Daughter But ho won't havo to buy coal, pa. Wo'ro going to board. Now iTork Weekly. Not a MopelcH Cane. Ilim Miss Elderlelgh Is certainly a very odd glrL Ilex Yes; but leap year Is only half gone, so sho still has a chanco to get fcven. To lie Depended Upon. "Ono tiling I like about our now man," said a momber of tho firm to his partner, "is that he's reliable. You can alwuys tell what he Is going to do next" ' "And what Is that?" "Nothing." Tit-Bits. More KfficacloiiH. Customer Haven't you got in any of Parker's Purple Pellets yet? Country Druggist Yes; Just cam to-day. Customer Ah I I'vo been asking for Ihem evorj' day for a week back. Country Druggist For a weak back? Better try a porous plaster. Philadelphia Ledger. Bure. The Electric Fan If hor fathei came down what would you do? The Electric Light Light out. If It Wuh Good. "What did Columbus do that pleased the king?" askod the kindergarten teacher. "Ho stood an egg on end," replied tho smart boy. "And what did he do then?" Tho smart boy thought a moment otul then responded: "IIo ato tho Ug." Downtrodden Mnn. Itodrlek So tho car' was full of la flies. Was there much standing? Vun Albert 1 should nay so. Somo C tho ladies woro standing on their dignity and tho rest were standing on my foot. Only Style She Ivncw. "Madgo isn't writing poetry any more." "Why not, dear?" "Oh, tlie editor said ho didn't Hko her Btyle. Madgo thought ho meant her dress, and said she'd never speak to the horrid man again." Much Cheaper, The old Kansas larmcr rodo up to tho lawyer's olllco and dismounted. "How much do ycou charge for git tin' a divorce?" ho drawled, shaking tho dust from his boots. "Guess I can tlx you out for a hun- Ired," replied tho brisk attorney. Too much, neighbor. I'm going bomo." "What are you going to do about tha Jlvorco?" "Oh, I'll let a cyclone blow Betsy way. It's much cheaper." THOUGHT SHE WOULD DIE. Mrs. R, W. Marine, of Colorado Springs, llcKim to Fen r the Worat Donn's Kid ney Pllln Haveil Her. Mrs. Sarah Marine, of 128 St. Urain street, Colorudo Springs, Colo., writes: " I suffered for three years with severe backache. The doctors told ino my kidneys were affected, uud prescribed medicines for me, but I found that It was only a waste of timp and money to tnko them, and began to fear that I would never get well. A friend advised nib to try Donn's Kid ney Pills. Wltllln a week after I be gan using them I was so much better that I decided to keep up the treat ment, iintl when I had used a little over two boxes I was entirely well. I have now enjoyed the best of health for more than four months, and words can but poorly express my gratitude." For sale by all dealers. Price r0 cents. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. $85,500 In Gold Coin Will be paid in prizes to those com ing nearest at estimating thu paid at tendance at the St Louis World's Fair. The above amount Is deposited with tho Missouri Trust Company, as per the ofllclal receipt of the treasurer of that financial institution and publish ed In the schedule of prizes announced elsewhere in this paper. The World's Fair Contest Company, Delmar and Adelaide avenues, St Louis, Mo., are offering these prizes and there Is no doubt of the cash being in name to pay the lucky winners. Tho contest closes October lfitb. ITER MOTHER'S PROGNOSTI CATIONS He "Why does your mother in slst on your having an elaborate church woddinn?'' yiic "She says its the last chanco I'll over have to show oft In good clothes." HERIDITY Dinks Speaking of hcrldity, do you remember Konester .vho bought some wild laud and tinned It Into a farm. Winks "Yes; he was the lnven tUI Ul U YtlJ UUUUMU OUUUip JU1IUI Pinks "Just so. Well, his son is a very successful dentist." ClvtllzushUQ haz dun sumpthing for thu heathen after all, for they cook their mishiomirys uow instead ov t siting thc-m raw. Gratitude iz a debt, but it iz oluy a debt of honor; it oupht to be col looted by law. the same az conimer- shiil debts arc. The turtles aro slo, but they hava won more races than ino luxes ever lave. Isvoul much rather hav a yung o ic that needs steering than driving. CANi DRINK TROUBLE Thut'M One Way to Get It. j Although they won't admit It many people who sulfur from sick headaches and other ails get them straight from the coffee they drink and it Is easily proved If they're not afraid to leave it to a test as lu the case of a lady in Connellsvllle. "1 had been a sufferer from sick headaches for twenty-live years and any one who has ever had a bad sick headache knows what I suffered. Some times three days in the week I would have to remain in bed, at other times 1 couldn't He down the pain would be so great. My life was a torture, and If I went away from home for a day always came back more dead than alive. , "One day I was telling a woman my troubles and sho told me she knew that It was probably coffee caused It. She said she had boon cured by stopping coffee and using Postum Food Coffee and urged me to try this food drink. "That's how I came to send out and get some Postum and from that time I've never been without It, for It suits my taste and has entirely cured all of my old troubles. All 1 did was to leave off the coffee aud tea and drink weft made Postum in Its place. This change has done me more good than everything else put together,. "Our houso was Hko a drug store, for my husband bought everything he heard of to help me without doing any good, but when I began on tho Postum my headaches ceased and tho other troubles quickly disappeared. I havo a friend who had an experience Just like mine and Postum cured her just as it did me. "Postum not only cured the head aches but my general health has been improved and I am much stronger than before, I now enjoy delicious Postum moro than I over did coffee." Namo given by Postum Co., Pattlo Creek, Mich. "Thore's a ll ruling out. reason" and It's worth WHAT ROME WL THE POPE'S PHYSICIAN ENDORSES AN AMERICAN REMEDY. Dr.'l.npponl IJse Dr. Williams' rink Fills lu 11 In Fraction Itueniiso llo.iulta Aleut Ills ISxpectutlons. Dr. Lapponi, tho famous physician to tho Vatican, whoso name has recently como so greatly to tho front on account of his unremitting attention to His Holiness, tho lato Popo Leo XIII, and tho high esteem and confidenco with which ho is regarded by tho prosont Pope, His Holiness Pins X, is a man of commanding genius. He is moro than n moro man of scionco ; ho is a man of original and independent mind. Un- trammeled by tho "etiquette" of tho medical profession and having used Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Palo Pooplo m lis practlco with good results, he freoly avows tho facts and endorses tho valuo of this remedy with an authority which no ouo will venture to question. Dr. Lapponl's Lottor. "I certify that I havo uhocI Dr. "Williams' Pink Pills in four cases of tho simple nmomia of develop ment. After a fow weeks of treat ment, the rosult eaino tally up to my expectations. For that reason I shall not fail in thefuturo to extend tho UHO of this laudablo preparation not only in tho treatment of other forms of tho category of amemiu or chlorosis, but also in cases of ueuras thouiu and tho Hko." (SIguod) Giuseppk Lapponi, Via doi Gracchi 332, Romo. Tho "simploanaimlaof development, roferrod to by Dr. Lapponi, is of course, that tired, languid condition of young girls, whoso development to womanhood is tardy aud whose health, at that period, is so often imperiled. His opinion of tho value of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills ior Pale Pooplo at that timo is of tho highest. Bcioutiflo authority, and it con firms tho many published cases in which utltemia aud other diseases of tho blood, as well as nervous disoases such as ner vous prostration, neuralgia, St. Vitus' danco, paralysis aud locomotor ataxia ha-fo been cured by theso pills. They aro commended to the public for their cfilcicncy in making now blood and utrongthouing weak norvos. After such an endorsement they will bo ac cepted by tho medical aud scientific) world at their full value. FEMALE GRUMLIJERS ! Women who arc constantly prating of their trials and troubles imagine that their acquaintances are inter estcd In their tribulations. The re verse Is tho case for the grumblors soon bocomo nuisances. Thoy nevei win contidenco, for their discontent breeds distrust and doubt, and bow ever clever they may naturally be, an obstruslvo self with its train of lik ings and disliking, obscures thel; judgment, and they have false views of people aid things. For this reason it is almost a hopeless effort to show them bow they havo thought about themselves so long and so much that they cannot conceive of an? othoi subject so interesting to tho rest o: the world The letter of Miss Merkley, whose picture is printed above, proves beyond question that thousands of cases of inflamma tion of the ovaries and womb are annually cured by the use of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. "Deab Mns. Prrnnuii: Gradual loss of strength and ncrvo force told mo" something was radically wrong with me. I had severe shooting pains through tho pelvic organs, cramps and extrcmo irritation compelled mo to seek medical advico. Tho doctor said that I had ovarian troublo and ulcera tion, and advised an operation. I strongly objected to this and decided to try Lydia K. Pinklmm's Vcerc- tablo Compound. I soon found that my judgment was corrcot, and that all the good things said about this medi- qino wero true, and day by day I felt less pain and increased appctlto. Tho ulcorntlon soon healed, and tho other complications disappeared, and in eleven weeks I was ouco moro strong and vigorous and perfectly well. My heartiest thanks aro sent to vou for tho great good you havo dono mc." Sincerely yours, Miss Makoaiuct MEhKLEY, U7& Third BU, Milwaukee, Wis.- J5000 forftlt If original of about lttu proving gtnuwintss eannoi v proauaa. Wild (irnpe .Jelly. Strip tho fruit from the stem, wash and put In a pan or Jar set In a larger vessel of hot water. Cook until the grapes are broken; then strain. Meas ure the Juice, and for every pint allow a pound of sugar in shallow pans In tho oven, where It will heat hut not turn yellow. Cook the Juice twenty minutes, skimming all Impurities from It; add the sugar; stir until dissolved, remove the spoon, cook a moment or two longer until the liquid Jellies when dropped on a cold plate; pour into Jelly glasses and cover when cold. Corn Soup. Three cupfuls of finely grated corn, one quart of water, one quart of rich milk, the yolks of two eggs, one tea spoonful wach of salt and sugar, one half teaspoonful of pepper, one table spoonful each of butter aud Hour. Boll the cobs In the water one-half hour. Strain and pour over the corn, cook twelve minutes, add the milk, the sea soning and the Hour and butter well rubbed together, cook for three min utes longer, watching well that It does not burn. Xow remove the saucepan from the stove and add the egg yolk, well beaten. Lonf Dcvll'H Food. Half a cup of grated chocolate, a gill of milk, a half cup of brown sugar. Poll these together until ns thick as cream and let them cool. Mix well together a cup of brown sugar, a half cup of butter, two beaten eggs, two thjrds of a cup of milk and vanilla flavoring. Into this beat tho boiled mixture and add two cups of Hour that have been well sifted with a heaping teaspoonful of baking powder. Pake In a loaf tin. Cover with a chocolate Icing. Chocolate Pudding. This makes another delightful varia tion. Mix half a cupful of sugar with six ounces of grated chocolate. Pour over this one cupful of boiling water and stir over the boiling teakettle until thick and smooth. Then let It get cold, flavor with vanilla. Stir this Into three cupfuls of cold boiled custard, nnd chill on lee. Serve with rich stew ed strawberries or with whipped cream. Sweet 1'otutocH. After sweet potatoes have been par boiled and sliced lengthwise they should be sprinkled lightly with white pepper, given a dash of salt and placed In the oven for a few moments. Then they are to have a dressing of egg and bread crumbs poured over them and put below the tlame of a gas range, where they can broil. Minced parsley Is to bo strewn over them just before they aro sent to the table. llcuch lluttcr. Into three quarts of cider slice enough peeled peaches to thicken It and boil steadily until the fruit Is re lueed to a pulp. While cooking stir requeutly. Take from the tin, set aside until cold, return to the lire and stew for an hour longer or until brown and thick. Pack down In u stone crock. Hake (I ItunamiH. Add one-half cupful of maple sirup to one cupful of boiling water, also a tablespoonful of cornstarch blend ed with a little milk. Add tho Julco of u lemon and boil thick. Putter a baking dish and slice live bananas In It; pour over the sauce, cover tho top with buttered bread crumbs and bake until brown. Serve Immediately. Potatoes linked in Cream. Boil the potatoes, and Avhen cold cut them In very small pieces. Put them n a sauce pan over the lire, moisten well with cream, add pepper and Halt to taste, and when hot turn Into a baking dish. Have the dish full, level It ofr, sprinkle bits of butter and some grated cheese over the top ami brown in a hot oven: Corn Omelet. Hat four eggs well, add four tablo- spoonfuls of cream a ml 'cook in a but tercd frying pan until set. lleforo folding sprinkle with salt.and pepper and spread with grated corn from four boiled ears. The corn should be slight ly heated before spreading on the ome let. Fold and serve at once. l'opcoru lMil(UntC. Pop some corn nicely, then roll It as due as vou can. One pint of the corn to one Ipiart of sweet milk; add small piece of butter, one teaspoonful of salt, beat two eggs with enough sutrar to sweeten tile milk; mix all together. Pake twenty minutes. "Whipped Cream FroHtliiK. Whip a plate of cream very stiff, ad ding to It enough powdered sugar to sweeten to taste. When stiff enough to stand alone- spread (illicitly nnd Rear Admiral Hichborn Recommends Pe-ru-na Philip Hichborn, Rear Admiral United States Navy, wrltei from Washingtoa D. C, as follows: "After the use of Parana for a abort period, I can now cheerfully recom mend your valuable remedy to any one who la In need of an Invigorating tonic". -Philip Hichborn. No remedy ever yet devised has re ceived such unstinted eulogy from M ninny renowned statesmen aud mllitarj men as Pcrunn. Oar army and navy are tho natural protection of our country. Peruua i the natural protection of the army and navy in the vicissitudes of climate and exposure. If you do not derive prompt and satis factory results from tho use of Peruua, write at once to Dr. Ilnrtman, giving a fall statement of your case, and he will be pleased to give you his valuable ad vice gratis. Address Dr. Ilnrtman, President ot The Hartniau Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. FLORAL NOTES Petunias will do will in the bouse f rooted from stroog cuttings made low. Chrysanthemums wnicb have been leddedout may be potted and gi ven in occasional dose of liquid manure. The hollyhock is a stately beauty ind seeds sown this month or next jvlll make plants which will blossom aext summer. 8100 UotTiinl, SHOO. The remlors of this paper will be pleased u team that tliero Is at loa-t one dreaded dlsoiisi that science has been able to euro In all Its stapes, niul that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is the onlv positive euro known to tho medical fraternity.' Catarrh belnp a constitutional dis ease, requires it constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, aetlnir directly on the blood nnd mucous surface-, of tho system, dioreby destroying tho foundation of tho dis ease, nnd (rlvlug the patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature In doing Its work. Tho proprietors have so much faith In Us curative powers that they offer Ono IJ-androd Dollars for any case that It falls to ure. Send for Hot of testimonials. Address. K. J. CIIKXEV & CO., Toledo, a Sola by Dru mists, rc. Hull's Family I'UN aro tho best. The annual report of the Western Dnion Telegraph Co. shows 80,000, 000, messages transmitted, $29,000,- UlA At- OO AAA AAA uw rB"i " mvuuuu, o,uW)uw, I surplus of 813,000,000. MEXICAN Mustang Liniment cures Cuts, Burnt?, Bruises. In Russia altogether thero aro ibout 85,000 elementary schools, the total cost of their maintenance be- ng 50 000,000 rubles, or about 827,. 000,000. Mrs. Window SOOTHING SYIUTP for chil dren teotlihiR, Foftcns tho Kiinis, reduces lnfl miUiou. allays pain euros collu 1'rico 23c bottle. nighly scented soaps aro often in urious. as the scent is added to con ical rancid Incrcdlonts. Plso's Onre for Consumption nlwny Ives limned la to relief In all throat troti lo3. V. K. Blenuun, Lelpsic, Ohio, Aug. 11.1901. A glass of warm or hot milk taken ust before or immediately after irlslnu will prove a flesh producer. Klpuns Tabuics ara tho bes dysppsiH medicine over tnnda. A hundred millions of them lm been sold In tho United States Id a single year. Constipation, heartburn, sick headache, dizzi ness, hull hrpiith unrM t)tr..n. A ivery other Illness arising from a disordered ftomuoh are relieved or cured by Klpuns Tubules. jhv win gcuorauv mve roller witMu twuuty nlnutes. The flvo.eent package Is enough or ordinsry occasloi All druitclsts sell thorn. Agriculture is compaiativtly easy fork in China. Tho soil is so rich hat a squnro mllo rf it is capable f supporting a population or 4,000. .fulSTtiompson'sEyflWater Jlghtly on the cake and serve at ouco