N'LA'AHA ADVERTISER
VV. W. SANDliMS, Publisher
NMAI1A,' -.- - iNIOMKAKICA
Japan la Just Kiniply loaded for boar.
Thoy inny call themselves Panamas,
but they'll bo I'oiniiionly known as
oaualors.
t No ono has dropped President Smith
a line onmmondlng him as a faithful
worker In tho antl-rneo suicide rankH.
With Ineroased knowledge of the
.Mormon prnelleo of matrimony people
may begin to inquire about tho Utah
Idea of divorce
Tho American people have at last
cured lmo. Pattl of Iho farewell tour
lmblt. Tho absent treatment Is quite
effective In Home cusom.
"Lot uh merge," exclaimed Iho
trusts. "Thou halt not mow," re
marked the Supremo Court; and a very
notable divorce wuh recorded.
A mob In Maine ban been crazed by
religion. Put, then, a mob can get
crusted over anything, or nothing at all.
The chief thing Ih to get cra.ed.
Ono of the college professors claims
(hat people who eat apples are virtu
ous. Has anybody ever noticed what
a debasing effect peanuts liavo upon
man?
Tho people of this country aro the
Innocent bystanders In tho war be
tween Japan and Russia, and wo are
being hit by tho higher prices of food
stuffs. Dr. Parkhnrst says Moses was too
strenuous and hot-headed. It is unfor
tunate that tho doctor is uniJble to glvo
Moses his support, but perhaps Moses
won't care, seeing that he got there
anyhow.
Of the many things which readers
of the newspapers have to be thankful
for, one Is that the chief point of in
terest in the Uusslan-.lapanese war Is
Port Arthur, and not Rnt'.xkofftcsl
vitch.kl. 'it seldom makes a woman happy to
have a gray-haired man come up to
her at a party and greet her warmly
as an old acquaintance and then start
in on a pleasant reminiscent conversa
tion about how he and she used to
play together when they were loy and
girl.
"Character has triumphed over earl
cature," was the compliment which a
political opponent paid to Senator
Jlnntm a few months before Ills death.
It was chiefly as the conspicuous figure
in the newspaper cartoons during the
campaign of IS! Hi that Mr. Ilanna first
came prominently before the country.
That was caricature. The Impression
Inevitably produ.-od has long since
given way to a recognition of the solid
qualities of the man. This was char
acter. ' It is worth a good deal to Immunity
in general, as well as to the negro race,
that Columbus, (!a., has erected a mar
ble monument to a negro laborer who
lost his life last September in an effort
to rescue the city engineer from a
street excavation. The Inscription sets
forth the facts and concludes with the
counlet: "Honor and shame from no
condition rise; act well your part, there
all the honor lies." They were never
more appropriately used and these acts
of heroism in peace ought to be com
memorated far more often than they
are.
One reason for the interest with
which Americans follow the deeds of
the .Japanese navy may lie tho num
ber of Japanese commanding oflieers
who received their training at Annap
olis. They number seven, the first of
whom was appointed In 1809; the last
was of tho class of 10U0. Sotshichl
Urlu, who is now an admiral and com
mander of the fleet which sank tho
Hussion vessels at Port Arthur, ended
his course at Annapolis in 1SS1. His
wife is. a Japanese woman who was
also eduetcd in tho United States, anil
is a graduate of "Wellosley College. At
Annapolis tho Japanese students took
the same course of training and the
same studies as aro proscribed by net
of Congress for American midshipmen.
To an Englishman the billion-dollar
steel corporation was impossible, for
to him a billion meant a million mil
lion. That was tho original meaning
of tho word, and It still prevails In
England. A billion was a million
squared, and in tho days when num
hers were pointed off in periods of six,
was written 1,000000,000000. A trillion
was a million to tho third power
With eighteen' ciphers. . When It bo
enmo tho fashion to dlvldo numbers
into periods of throo places, tho word
billion came to tho moaning which It
has now In America and on the contl
nenf of Europe. C-Jily tho Englishman
"rcfusea.-to change-. It is necessary., to
understand tills - difference which dl
vldcs tho two English-speaking na
tlons, for a man should bo sure wheth(
or or not ho has a right to rail hluiHoll
a billionaire when ho visits London.
The apple as an instrument Of mor
ality in deserving of serious considera
tion. Hut tho subject need not be nan
rowed to the apple. Almost tho whol
category of more or less arid fruits 1
to be included with safety to tho ox
perlment. Figuratively, tiie Amerleaij
lias been charged with oalbig too
much corn and too little fodder. Steaks!
with their protelds, liavo tempted Mi
palate. The starchy foods, with tholi
carbohydrates, liavo not scorned wortll
while. Tho result lias been an unbal
anced diet. Ordinarily tho term 'un
balanced diet" has meant for the laity
a nwro bit of phraseology adopted by
flie profession and appertaining to Iti
technicalities. Yet tho wrong dieted
has suffered Indefinable pangs. lie had
been hungry and yet has not known
Just what to eat. Or he has not been
hungry and lias craved something
which Jie cannot guess or name. .Jus)
here cornea tho philosophy of the apple,
Fruits for tho most part aro water and
carbohydrates. Considered from tho
point of nutritive worth, tho applo 1
close to nothing. Itut as applo sauce
always has been the foil for the hihtu
lent roast pig, so the raw fruit flndi
Its dlgoUvo antithesis In lean beef. 1(
becomes a concession to a balanced ra
tlon, and, eliminating the social fca
lures of drinking, It Is conceded that
tho nearer balanced Is man's diet tho
less desire he has for alcohol. Drlnl
among the working classes of (Sroa
Hrltiiln is declared to have recelvet
unmeasured Impulse through the scare
Ity of fruits and the high prices thai
rule. Long ago tho observation wad
made that tho man ororfond of liqiioJ
had small taste for frult.s. Just as flu
man with much fondness for frultil
cared nothing for alcohol.
Tho P.iiltlniore lire, following closely,
on the heels of tho fire In Chlea- oi
made men think of the peril In whiclj
they and their property continually
lie. The compensation In these calam!
I ties there Is no disaster without som
compensating advantage appears 1
tho fact that public olllcers throughou
the country are enforcing laws for t.hi
prevention of loss of llfo by fire, lawl
of tho existence of which few peopli
are aware. A correspondent has re.
cently called attention to the actlvltj
of the Inspectors of the district policj
of Massachusetts in ordering ehungej
made in the exits of halls and churchel
In the small towns throughout tht
State, so that they may conform to th
law. Other States doubtless hav
laws similar to those of Massachusetts
but the people know little about them,
and their halls and churches aro frc
quently built without any ofltcial sup
ervlslon. If the laws are not now oi
forced, the fact of their existence will
become known, and that will be q
gain. Even in the country halls wltli
inadequate exits a crowd would suffci
less from fire than a similar crowd lit
a largo city. The reason for this lie
In the fact that country-bred peopl
do not tret nanlc-strlcken. Thoy an
trained to take care of thoniselvei
from the tlnio the child begins to roanl
the woods and fields until he begin
to till his own farm. The country,
man "keeps his head," whereas tin
city man, accustomed to depend ol
some one else to do things for him,
does not know which way to tun)
when he lias to depend on himself.
Perhaps the secret of the long skir
has been at last revealed. One wh
ought to know proclaims that mos
women are pigeon-toed. For year
women have persisted In wearln.
pavement-sweepers, without reason o
excuse acceptable to the mascullu
mind. Not even tho pavement Is bent
(Hod. The trailing skirts stir sleeplmi
microbes Into action and to lodgment
in ruflles and lingerie. Py this meant
tho bugs aro carried Into tho homes,
where they get busy in consumption
diphtheria, typhoid or other diseases
The world has wondered how women,
so exquisite in taste In other tiling
could bo guilty of this dangerous and
nasty practice. 1UU at last tho secrel
Is out. It is the pigeon-toes wliicl;
women seek to hldo with long skirts
Prido goetli hand-ln-hand with tho dirl
and disease. Of course, not all women
with long skirts liavo pigeon-toes. But
tho pigeon-toed sot tho fashion, nntj
with women fashion is absolute law
Wo aro accustomed to tho knowledge
that our Idols have feet of clay, bid
the tip that thoy aro not sot on straight
Is now and Illuminating. Much is iiom
clear which before was unfathomabh
mystery.
Knsily DintrllHitcd.
She You liavo become a rcgulai
tllrt.
He Think so?
She Yea; and yet when I rofuscd
you last year you said your heart wm
broken.
Ho Exactly. Perhaps that's whj
I'm ablo to glvo some of It 'to every gin
I meet Philadelphia Ledger.
Ills Opportunity.
"Ho seems to have got rich
sud-
donly."
"Yes. IIo happened to have a Rus
sian historical romanco ready Just ai
tho war broko out"
The Way to Cook Steak.
Some people can tell you how to fry
"leak, but the best cooks are of tho
million that a fried steak is a spoiled
iteak. A good porterhouse or a ton
lerloln, cut rather thick and broiled
)ver clear coals, In the ga oven or
vor the blue flame of a gasoline stove,
s much healthier and more appotl.
ng. To accomplish this purchase a
Aire bread toaster that Is not wirier
:han the lid to one of the stove holes.
Place the meat between the wire
tides; have the obnoxious gases
iurned out of the fuel so the coals
ire good and clean; remove the stovo
id. and place the wire broiler iu-xi to
hi1 coals. Turn the broiler over of
:en, and as soon as It Is cooked to
.our taste remove It from broiler to
t hot frying pan, where you can sen
am It with salt and pepper, and as
nuch granulated sugar as you do
mlr. Then a piece of good butter tho
d.c of an egg should be placed on
lop of tho smoking, savory broil, and
lie whole placed upon a hot platter
vlth parsley for a garnish, and serv
!il at once. Never cook the steak un
'.II tho last thing, and then make It
iniell of tho lire. Meat cooked rare
if tor this fashion will furnish material
(or the laboring man or the brain
tvorker to meet his foes and conquer.
KiikIIhIi I ( i-L-itil J'nddini:.
One pint of soft breadcrumbs, one
half cup of dried currants or raisins,
two eggs, two tablespoonfuls of su
gar, 1 Vi! cups of milk. Urease small
sustard cups or ordinary baking-pan,
Hid put in the breadcrumbs. Tho hot
tor way to make the crumbs is to take
a whole slice and roll It between tho
bauds. The fruit may be mixed with
the orubs, or It may be spread on top
or on tho bottom of I lie pan. If it
Is used over the top, It will form a
bottom layer when tho pudding la
turned out. Heat eggs without sepa
rating, add sugar and then milk.
When the sugar is dissolved, pout
carefully over the breadcrumbs. Let
stand ten minutes and place in shal
low baking-pan, partly filled with wa
ter. Pake In a quick oven fifteen o;
twenty minutes. The mixture must
be "set" In the center. Serve with a
liquid pudding sauce.
Frothed Kkh.
Peat live eggs until frothy, season
lug llrst with salt and pepper. Moll
two tablespoonfuls of butter in a
bowl set over hot water, pour the but
ter over the eggs, put them In an en
ameled pan and set over verv moder-
ute heat until they are warmed
through. Then pour them rapidly back
and forth from the pan into the bowl
that had held the butter, until eggs
and butter are well blended. Placfl
over the lire once more and stir rai
Idly until a smooth, creamy mass ap
pears. Pour over slices of hot, but
tered toast. Good Housekeeping.
Canned Slrinu Means.
Remove all the strings from both
Sides of the beans. Cut the beans into
inch lengths and cover with water,
Poll until tender, but not soft. Sea
Hon with salt and pepper. Take tin
beans out with a perforated spoon
drain and put tlieni In Jars standing
In a pan of boiling water. Poll nr
tho liquor left In the pot, skim and UV
tho Jars to overflowing with it. Se.-ti
Immediately. Peas should be shelled
laid In cold water for an hour, thei
canned by this recipe.
Tomato Cream Soup.
Stew and strain a cup of tomatoes
Return to tho lire and thicken wltli
three teaspooufuls of cornstarch rub
bed to a paste wltli a teaspoonful of
butter. Season with salt, pepper am
sugar and pour slowly upon the mix
ture a quart of milk into which a blj
of soda the size of a pea has been
stirred. Serve at once.
"Walnut Molasses Candy,
Poll together a cup of molasses and
one of brown sugar, a tablespoonfu,
of vinegar and two tablespoonfuls o
butter. When a little dropped intt
cold water is brittle add a cupful oi
shelled and chopped walnuts, tak
from tho lire, add a half teaspoonfu
of baking soda and turn Into n greasei
pan to harden.
Cream "Wliitorurcen Wafers.
AVet six ounces of granulated su
gar with four teaspooufuls of wata
and six drops of essence of winter
green. Put into a granlto saucepan
and cook after stirring for a inlnutQ
As soon as it begins to boll take froiu
the fire and pour by the spoonful upoj
buttered paper.
Maple l'Vorttlw;.
Grato or crush very lino a halj
pound of maplo sugar, add to It
'gill of boiling water and boll wlthoir
stirring until jc turoaus, then pom
slowly upon tho bonton white of ni
egg, whipping steadily. When thlcl
'eonugh spread upon the cake.
"PE-BU-NA,
Most of Hie Ailments Peculiar UUlic J
female Sex are Due to Catarrh . YI-fU 111 ill u
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T r P . . IM'I Mill 111. .M. I.. o.j-
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Ar!riltiln Mt.. PnfTnlo. N. Y.. is n
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Kr.lllliuii- "I un- i iuii'inu,) ui l Ml u ;i l. , ,
class 1SS1. and has been in the prac-.,
tice of medicine in that city since-.
then. She writes as lollows:
I "My conviction, supported byt
experionco, is that Perunais a valu-
"able preparation for all catarrhal
;;affeotions. I havo taken one bottle!
ot Peruna myseli and just teel tine.
1 1 shall continuo to take it."-Rachel
J. Keniball, M. D.
Peruna has cured thousands of cases
of female weakness. As a rule, how
over, before Peruna is resorted to several
other remedies have been tried in vain.
A great many of the patients have taken
local treatment, submitted themselves
to surgical operations, and taken all
ksorts of doctor's stuff, without any
result.
The reason of so many failures is the
fact that diseases peculiar to the female
Fumalu Trouble
Not Ueconnized
an Catarrh.
sex are not common
ly recognized as be
ing caused by ca
tarrh. Those organs
are lined by mucous membranes. Any
mucous membrane is subject to catanli.
Catarrh of one organ is exactly the
same as catarrh of any other organ.
What will cure catarrh of the head will
also cure catarrh of the pelvic organs.
Peruna cures these cases simply because
it cures the catarrh.
Most of the women afilictcd with pel-
tOl DcllntV Luncheon 7 ,ere is nothing soTcmptlntr and satis
L , ,7V UllV,llUiO fyintr as i ,v-s Luncheon meats.
c!ifrrki;nri oa'and VoaT'l cvf yS f'cerlcss Dried Beef, Putted and Deviled Ilatn
can bo served (or Lutulieous. Ubby'S (Natural Flavor) Food PrOdllCtS
Send for our honk. "How to Make Good Things to-Jiat."
Lil!v's Atlas of tho World ta-nt iiobtpaid f.r live 2c stamps.
Libby, McNeill & Libby, Chicago, U. S. A.
rrsKsa the
!i FAMILY'S FAVOHITE MEDlOtNE
- A T5 ITT C Tr TT v rk r
Signet hatpins are new favorites.
The smallest coin in the world
having genuine circulation is prob
ably tins Maltfc.se. "grain," s tiny
fragment nf bronze ahont as niir us
the top or n. slate pcriell -h 11 U worth
onc-'twelflh of n penny.
A VALUABLE PREPARATION,
WRITES DR. KEMBALL.
vie diseases liavo no idea that their
trouble is due to catarrh. The majority
of 1 ho people think that catarrh is a dis
ease confined to the head alone.
This is not true. Catarrh is liable to
attack any organ of the body; throat,
bronchial lubes, lungs, stomach, kidneys
and especially the pelvic organs.
Many a woman has made this dis
covery ifter a long siege of useless treat
ment. She has made the discovery that
her disease is catarrh, and that Peruna
can be relied upon to cure catarrk
wherever located.
If you do not derive prompt and satis
factory results from the use of Poruna,
write at once to Dr. Hartiuan, giving a
full statement of your case, and he wiH
be pleased to give you his valuable, ad
vice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartiuan, President of
The Hartiuan Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio. '
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