The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909, April 29, 1904, Image 7

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To be a successful wife, to
retain the love and admiration
of her husband should be a
woman's constant study. If
she would be all that she may,
she must guard well against the
signs of ill health. Mrs. Brown
tells her story for the benefit of
all wives and mothers.
" Dhak Mrs. 1'ixkham i L.ytlfn E.
Pinkhiiin's Vegetable Com pound
will malco every mother well, strotifr,
healthy anil happy. I drnpfjed through
nine years of miserable existence, worn
out with pain and weariness. I then
noticed a statement of a woman
troubled as I was; and the wonderful
results she had had from your Vege
table Compound, and decided to try
what it would do for me, and used it for
three months. At the cud of thn,t
time, I was a different woman, the
neighbors remarked it, and my hus
band fell in love with mo all over
again. It seemed liko a new existence.
I had been suffering with inUanima
tion and falling of the womb, but your
medicine cured that, and built up my
utiro system, till I was indeed liko a
new woman. Sincerely yours, Jlns.
Chas. F. Uuown, 21 Cedar Terrace, Ilot
Springs, Ark., Vice President Mothers
Club. $5000 forfeit If original of above ltte
moving genuineness cannot ua produced.
WEATHERWISE
IS THE MAN WHO WEAK
A reputation extending over
v , . i
sixty-six years ana our
guarantee &re back, of
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X SIGN Op THE FISH.
There are many imitations.
: bo auro or the name
rM F- FWDYWHFPr-
A. J. TOWER CO.. BOSTON. MA55.U. 5. A.
TOWER CANADIAN CO.. Lcmit.4. TORONTO. CAR
DOUGLAS
$4,015, $3.50, S3.00, S2.50
UNION ! n -
made onuico
"NV.L. Douglas shoes
sivq worn by more
R-TIT IN
THE WOULD.
men than any other
make. The reason
is, they hold their
shai)e,litbetter,wear
longer, and have
greater intrinsic
value, than any
other shoes.
Sold Everywhere.
Look for iiiiiim' mill ni'lpit lioltnm.
DoiikI'K lisos Coioim Coltsliln, IVlllfill i
'viii'.vu'ioroiiii('(iliil toliollio llnost TatiMit
I.-iitliupye( pi-oiliiroil. FatCo'or Eyelets used.
Shoes liv iiciil, i-ents oir. Willis for OhIuIok.
XV. I JJOUGI.A Uroclttoii, Must.
Kansas City is planning a dIk
"ball masque" In Convention Hall
to raise funds for the city's exhibit
at the world's fair.
Ton Can f.ot Allen' I- not-Unw.KWKl!,
Write to -ilny to Allen S. Oltnstt'il, I.o Hoy,
V., for n VHV.K wimple of Allen's Font-
IEnse, n powder to Klinko Into your slmt-s.
t cures tlivil, HwcatliiK, dump, swollen. tu-n-i'B
feet. It makes new or tlht phot's rnsy.
ccrliiln rule for funis and liiiniou.s. All
iifc'Kliits anil shoe stores sell It. USe.
A Bad
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When ons wakes up aching from head to foot, and with
the flesh tender to tho touch, when
reness and Stiffhes
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make3 every motion cf the body painful, the surest
and quickest way out of tho trouble Is touso
St. Jacobs Oil
promptly. It warms, relaxes, cures. Price, 25c. and 50c.
Sale Ten Million Boxes a Year.
THb FAMILY'S FAVORITE MEDICINE
CANDY CATHARTIC
lOc,
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BEST FOR THR ROWRT o
MlulllGAiN UNIVERSITY DAY,
AT THE EXPOSITION
Juno 28 has been set aside by the
authorities of tlio Louisiana Pur
chase Exposition as Uuivcrsity of
Michigan Day." The inlluenco of
this University In the dcvelopement
of tho Louisiana Purchase torrltory
bns been extensive. Tho University
of Michigan was tho forrunnor, and
u numciuus respects tlio mcdol, of
tho state univcrsites that are a
peculiar feature of education in tho
West as distinguished from the
ISast. Through tho teachers, physi
cians, cnglneics, lawyers, or otner
giaduates, thero is no western state,
perhaps not a western county, that
Iih.s not within it a Michigan gradu
ate or non-uraauate former student.
The Influence of the alumni of tho
law department Is especially notice
able. The Unlvcrlsty of Michigan Day
at St. Louis Is intended of couise
for former students of Michigan,
wherever they may now reside.
Suitable exercises will he held during
the day. Further information can
he secured, as plans are developed
either of the Secretary of tho Ahnuul
Association, Ann Arhoi, Mich., or
of the onainnan Of, tho special com
mittee, Mr. Sim. Prlco, Security
Bldg., St. Louis.
Rudo to tho Old Girl Miss Ann
Tcek "lie asked me If 1 remem
bered how hot toe summer of '70 was.
The idea.-'
Miss PertYes, the idea! Just
as If you'd tell him if you did."
Philadelphia Ledger.
Up To Date (Time, eight p. m.
He calls. They meet. )
".lucid"
".lessiel"
"My ounce of radium!"
"My liquid sunshine!"
(They clinch. ) Sc. Louis Post
Dispatch. The Insulting Clcik Mrs. Nuritch
"I waut to gee her a pair of swell
white gloves to wear to a hall."
Clerk "Yes'm. llow long do you
want them?"
Mrs. Nuritch "See here, young
it-ioti T il,if foll'ln) nhnut. rntitln"
IllltlJ. L tllll U 111IIWU II UUU U lUULllJ
em. 1 want to buy 'em." Phila
delphia Press.
A spacious farm is owned by David
Kankins, ot Jarkio, Mo. in one
vast cornfield three are 1,400 acres
He is the largest, stock feeder in the
world. In 1002 he raised and sold
7,f)oi) held of cattle, which brought
the sum of SI 72 ,,120.
Leprosy is increasing alarmingly
in India. In that country three aie
over .000,000 suffers from the disease.
'I hey existed in absolute loneliness,
being considered unclean and ac
cursed by their own people.
Dull business prevails In Stock
holm, and the Icgislatois have pro
posed a tax upon all persous who
weigh more thn 125 pounds.
A Genuine Hair Grower.
A doctor-chemist in the Altenhehn
Medical Dispensary, 1'.K)7 Koso Hulld
iiiK. Cincinnati, Ohio, lias discovered
what proves to be a positive hair
Kt-ower. This will be welcome news
to lliii thousands allllcted with bald
heads as well ns those whose hair is
scanty and t'lilliiif,' out. Tho announce
ment of the doctor-choinlst in another
column of this paper explains more
fully what this new discovery for the
hair can do. A trial package, can bo
had free by enclosing a 2-cent stamp
to Altenhehn Medical Dispensary, 1007
Foso Huildln, Cincinnati, Ohio.
Washing: Machine Only $2.70.
Save your wife's health and daughter's
lieanty by using our great Star Washing
Machine. Worth its weight in gold.
Trie only $2.70; with wringer. $:i.t)0.
John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis.
Fix
An
Droczlsb
7.. .r. . -TJ.a
GOOD
Short Q
tofies
Some things that happen on the
itage are very wonderful. An English
ludleneo was recently marveling at a
log which was playing a bit of an old
aiasterplece on a piano. Suddenly sonio
nc In tile audience yelled "ItatsI" and
the dog made a break from the piano.
Hut the music kept right along, just
the same.
Dr. I'arkhurst's attention had boou
Jailed to a morning newspaper account
of an Interview with his dear old
friend, Thomas C. LMatt, and particu
larly to the Senator's assertion, "I urn
In town for business and religion."
l'hen with a contemptuous snort:
"Why use eight words when six would
io't If l'latt's going Into religion, It
must be for business."
The following tale Is told of tho
I'.ishop of London. Having indulged
;hat precarious pastime of asking anj
fcinall boy or girl in the audience tc
nsk hint a question, Dr. Ingram win
met by the following: "Please, sir
ivhy did tho angels walk tip and dowc
Jacob's ladder when they had wings?"
it Is sad to record that even tho Itlshop
of London was driven to make the usu
al humiliating and miserable escape bj
returning, "What little boy or girl
would like to answer this?"
Koprosentativo Uceder, of Kansas
saw a llvu-cent piece on the lloor of
Pennsylvania avenuu car, one after
noon, while ho was on his way down
from the Capitol, lie picked the nleke!
ap, and said: "Is thero anybody In the
car who has lost a ten-dollar gold
piece V" Ten people, white and black
promptly said In chorus: "I did." "Al!
right," said ltccder, as lie slid for tho
iloor; "1 just found a nickel of It. 1
don't know where tho other nine dol
lars and ninety-live cents went."
Mrs. Iloyt, wife of Charles lloyr, the
playwright, added much to the enjoy
incut of a Lambs' Club banquet in Chi
mi go by her sharp and witty tongue,
always ready for a home thrust. Mr.
Iloyt was second on tho list of speak
ers, and was badly frightened. Ho
concluded that he would plunge quick
ly Into his speech when called upon,
and with this Idea lie arose briskly
when announced, and started in: "La
dles and gentlemen, I feel honored, I'm
sure, by this request of the toastmas
tor. But It Is so unexpected 1 really
had no tinio to prepare a I really
had no time to prepare a " Ami
ho stopped. Every one felt sorry foi
him, but Mrs. Iloyt seemed in no way
disturbed. When she noticed his pre
dicament she turned toward him sud
denly, and called out: "Why, Charley,
you did It perfectly this morning."
Tho stoical bravery of Russian sol
tilers Is well illustrated by the story ol
a captain who was unsucccssfullj
shelling a battery at tho siege of Yar
bovIo. Field Marshal I'ashklovitch gal
loped up to tho captain and sternly
asked why his firing did not have soin
effect. The captain replied that th
shells did not ignite. The marshal
scoffed that theory, and threatened to
degrade the olllcer. Tho captain picked
up one of tho shells, ignited tho fuse,
and, holding it in the palm of his hand
said to the marshal: "See for yourself
Kir." The marshal, folding his arms
across his breast, stood looking at t lie
smoking shell. It was a solemn mo.
meat. Roth men stood motionless,
awaiting tho result. Finally the fuse
burned out, and the captain threw the
shell to the ground. "It's true," re
marked tho marshal, turning away to
consider other measures to silence the
enemy's tire, in the evening, instead
of punishment, the captain received the
cross of the Order of St. Wladlmlr.
Tli on There Was Silenoo.
A well-known English actor was
once, while a young man, touring
through tho provinces. One night
when his cuo came ho was nervous,
and on going upon the stage could
hardly speak. Tho audience was great
ly displeased, and "things began to
come his way." lie stood this bom
bardment for a few minutes until a
groon head of cabbage sped by hia
ear. Stepping to tho front of tho stage,
he raised Ids hand for silence, and ex
claimed:
"I came here to-night determined to
please an interested audience, but 1
sincerely regret that any person has
lost his head over tho matter!"
JJrcaUfuht Joke.
"Do you see that meat at tho othei
end of the table?" whispered the come
dlan boarder. "Well, why docs it re
semble tho north pole"?"
T give it up," replied tho sweol
fcingor.
" Because It is cold, distant, and nc
one has yet been able to make ou
what It Is."
It has been said thii't girls give ud
piano playing after marriage. Prob
ably the dear creatures started the ru
mor for tho' purpose 6f encouraging
young men to .propose.
Fortunate Is Uio jnan who can ben
'ow enough, money to pify his debts.
A MICHIGAN
"I Know Pe-ru-na Is
Worn Out
Hon. Nelson Rice of St. Joseph, Mich., knows of a Inrgc number oi
grateful patients In his county who have been cured by Peruna.
Hon. Nelson Rice, Mayor of St. Joseph, Michigan, writes:
The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio:
Gentleman: "I wish to congratulate you on the success of your cfforU
to win the confidence of the public in need of a reliable medicine, i know
Perutm is a fine tonic for a worn out system and a specific in cases ot
catarrhal difficulties. You have a laro number of grateful patients In l
this county who have used Peruna and have been cured by it, and who
praise it above all other medicines. Peruna has my heartiest good wishes. "
Nelson Afcc.
MARCH, APRIL, MAY.
Weak Nerves, Poor Digestion,
Impure Blood, Depressed
Spirits
The sun has just crossed tho equator
oa its yearly trip north. The real
equator is nhifted toward the north
nearly eighteen miles every day. With
tlio return of the sun comes the bodily
Ills peculiar to spring. With one per
son Hie nerves are weak; another person,
digestion poor; with others the blood Is
out of order; and still others have
depressed spirits and tired feeling.
All these things are especially true of
those who have been HiifTorln" '
"Many a man lives a otirdun to
tne earth; hut a good book Is tho
precious life blood of a masterspirit,
embalmed aDd treasured up on pur
pose to a llfo beyond life." Milton.
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES color
more goods, brighter colors, with less
work than others.
Thare isn't a bigger fraud In this
world than the hlpoklt who tavels
on hi humility.
1'lso's Curo for Coasuinptlon curod me
of a tenacious and persistent cough.
Win. II. Harrison, 221 W. llilst street
Now York, March Lr. 11)01.
Tho summer session of the Univer
sity of Michigan for tho year 1001
begins Monday, Juno 27, and con
tinues in the literary, engineering,
and medical departments, to Aug. C,
and In tho law department to Aug.
19. In the literary dopartinont
:ourses of instruction will be given
In 19 subjects, in tho engineering
department In (J subjects, In tbo
medlciil department In 9, and in tho
law d nnr'ment In 19.
-0 -O ' VJ,
Veal Loaf. Potted Turkey. Deviled
Ham, Ox Tongie, &c.
quickly made ready to serve.
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feend to-day for the little bdokft-t, "How tftltfako Good Tlilnzs toKat," full of Ideas on quick,
dellclou.3 lonsli hervlntr- Libby's Atlas of tho World mailed frco for S two-ccat Btauips.
Libby, McNeill
MAYOR SAYS
a Pine Tonic for i
System."
catarrh in any form or la grippe,
course of Peruna is sure to correct &
those conditions. It is an ideal sprin
medicine. Peruna does not Irritate-
in vigoratcH. 'It does not tcinporarll
stimulate it strengthens. It eunalizK
(lie circulation of tho blood, tranquilizer
the nervous system and regulates thi
bodily functions. Porunu, unlike b
many spring medicines, is not simply i
physic or stimulant or nervine. It is l
natural tonic and iuvigorator.
If you do not receive prompt and satis
factory results from the use of Perunii
write at once to Dr. Ilarlman, giving t
full statement of your case, and ho wl
lie pleased to give you his valuable ail
vice gratis.
Address Dr. llartman, President o$
The llartman Sanitarium, ColmnbuM
Looking for a Home 1
Then xvliy not krnp la -view tho
fact Mint tlm furiiilnir liuida ot
Western
Canada
ro nufltclont to nupportn populations
W.000,000 or over I Tim IiiiiiiIki allon ft
tlio pant 8lx yean linn boon phenomenal
FREE Homestead Lanth
oaallx acoowlblo, wlillo other laniln mai
bo purclnuied from Hallway nml J-i4
Companion. The wain nml (fiailnf
landB of WcaU-ru Cnnutlu nie tli
lii-iit on tho continent, producing tli
boat main, nml cattlo (fixl on trial
aJonoj i reuitjr formarkot.
Market. Notion!, Ilnllwnj
lnil all other condition innW
SVelrrii (,'iiniiilii uu c-iivlultl
pot for the ctller.
Wrlto to tho BUI-KIUKTKKDKtrr IMM
(UA'rioN.OttAwn. Cnmiiln, fnrn(loorl
l - ll iiviiaiiu "nn mnor iniuriiiuuuiii uri
1 ' 'I tliouutliorlzud Canadian Unr'uitint A
W. V llimnett, Uli Now York Ufa llldy., Omiiha. Net
MEXICAN
Mustang Linimenl
Ih a poBitivti euro for PileH.
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Luncheons
Put a variety into Summer living it's
not the time of year to live near the
kitchen range. Libby's
& Libby. Chicago
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