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W. W. SAMiUHS, Piibl'ilier
KWtAirA, - - - iS'HMItASK'A
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Holm? out of debt Ih tlio best 'think''
out I
When a woimm loses her temper
hIiu hIiows lior ago.
Lotfl of people come to fjricf by
mooting trouble half vny.
About tlio time lovojots up on a
mini rheumatism takes u Tall out of
him. .
Shortly after dotting the political boo
In Ills bonnet the average man go Us It
In the 'nook;
If all women who look back were
turned Into Malt pillars the streets
would be full of statuus.
Another feature of the Japanese
IttisHlan Htruggle Is that. It Ih a eon
test between meat cm lorn and vege
tarians. It always angers a girl who breaks
oft' an engagement If the young man
In the niflo refnen to make a fuss
about It.
When a young man Is old enough to
east his first vote what ho doesn't
know about running the country Isn't
worth knowing.
It may be that every college pro
fessor needs a wife, but the question
Is, J low can he support her In the
style to which she has been accus
tomed V
A court has decided that a man
must treat, his mother-in-law with
respect. Mighty few mothers-in-law
need any order of the court to make
tlio young man do the proper thing.
Hut If China should get courage
enough to cry, "Asia for the Asiatics,"
would It bo so very different In prin
ciple from "Germany for the Ger
mans," or "America for the Ameri
ca us."
Walking on all fours is said to bo
a cure for appendicitis. Why not have
parlies where the guests may cure
their appendicitis In this way and at.
the same time compete for prizes, the
ono who can go It on all fours long
est and most gracefully taking the
honors?
The negro In the .South Is coming to
tint front as a moiicy-mukcr. If the
cotton crop yields .fdno.OOO.OOO he will
get .fl!0O,(MK),0(!O of it. lie Is bettor oil'
than ever before. Hut. this prosper
ity Is said to have made him uneasy
and migratory. Still very few of the
great mass of negro workers emigrate
to the North. 'Phi! fact Is that the
South Is growing rapidly. The white
population of Mississippi, the banner
negro State, Is growing faster than the
black.
It Is said that Egyptian and Turk
ish harems are being demoralized by
the fashion plates. The European
"delineators" tempt the plural wives
of the eastern potentates to extrava
gant expenditures for dress, and it Is
becoming Impossible for the poor kings
and princes to keep more than one
wife dn'ssed In the Parisian fashion.
Instead of li(K) wives, some of the old
fellows are finding It dllllcult to sup
port two, It Is said. The same evil
cause Is producing what we Americans
call a desirable reform In Utah. The
modern mormon finds It too expensive
lo support a hunch of wives, lie finds
It cheaper to obey the law of monog
amy. The ashes of Chicago were not cold
when temporary places of business
were provided and men Avoro making
contracts for the upbuilding of their
warehouses, their stores and- their
homes. In a couple of years nearly
the whole of the burned district avus
again covered. In Hoston the losses
were much less and the local capital
was greater. Halthnore Is making ar
rangements to rebuild her business
center at once, and In a handsomer
and more substantial manner than be
fore. The tiro In which granllo crum
bles and steol melts docs not destroy
tho ground or the commercial advant
ages of the city's location. Very
much of tho property of the people
Is beyond Its reach, and their courage
and their-credit a very great part of
. tho stock In trade of any community
aro absolutely proof against It.
All over tho land there Is a dearth
of schoolmistresses. Even In the
East, where women aro superabundant
and tho schoolma'ain was always not
ed for her staying qualities, there Is
now a cry for more teachers. School
agencies say that never before were so
few woll-tralnod women Instructors ob
talnable. All give marriage as the
cuuio. Time was when the school
j.Islreas was a drug on the matrl
. jionlal market. A woman put off as
ai' as poBNibio tho. evil day of enter
ing tho whoojroom, knowing that It
iiuunt for a lonely llfo, with no
hopo of marriage. "Old maid school
teacher" wan the offenstvo phrasi
-which labeled her social status. All
that Is now changed and the school'
hdstress In having things her owr
jvny. II or college education, her va
cation trips abroad, her leadership In
clubs, have made her a most delight
ful companion, fitted for any social sta
tion. She has free scope for the de
velopment of her talents and Is uslnq
her opportunities lo advantage. Men
have been quick to see the change and
have learned that now the aehoolmls
tress Is the mot companionable and
etllclent of women. She Is skilled in
houwehold arts and In klndorgarlonlnfl
as well as In the au'-Ient and modern
languages. She understands how tc
keep the home sanitary and how to
make the purse serve the best lntorosti
of the entire family. What wonder,
then, that boards of education and
school superintendents are at their
wits' ends lo secure teachers willing tfl
sign a contract containing an nntt
marriage clause covering a specified
period. They will soon have to be
thankful If they can get them on anj
terms which the women themselvej
are pleased to make, for Just now tin
way to the sohoolhouso Hcems to be od
the direct road to matrimony.
The chairman of the Western Pas
senger Association says the great In
crease In Immigration during llXM win
due largely to tho Inducements oll'erei'
by tho railroads to settlers on tin
farm lands in the northwest, the south
west and the far west. Nearly ull tin
railway systems, It Is said, have theli
agents In Europe drumming up Imml
grants. When the question of restrict
lug Immigration by Imposing an edu
rational qualification was before tin
last Congress representatives of sev
eral large western roads wore heard It
opposition to It. They did not snj
that the proposed restriction would In
terfero with the work the roads aro do
ing In planting settlers on their owe
lands or on other unfilled lands in tlx
regions traveled by their lines. It wal
claimed then that the railroads wen
hard put to It to get all tho eomnior
labor they needed and that It woulf
be an Injury to them to cut off tht
European supply In whole or part. Tin
railroads do not feel so prosperous ai
they did two years ago. They havi
not the need of labor they had then,
or which their olllcers said they had
Immigration Is stimulated now not t
get labor but to get settlers and alsc
to get tho sums which they pay foi
their transportation. It has been sur
mised that as the steamship lines so
licit Immigration because they mulct
money out of It, so many railroads ar
governed by the same motive. 11
will bo admitted that an Immigrant,
planted on a western farm Is a doslr
able acquisition. That is not neces
sarlly true of an Immigrant who, when
he lands, plunges Into the overcrowded
slums of New York City and stays
there either because h- prefers to stuj
or has not the money with which t
make his escape Only a small pro
portion of tho steerage passengers 01
UK).' I appear to have found their way t
the far west. While -1.77S settled It
Colnriulo. '.I.'!S in Texas. (5.0157 It
Washington, and 7.MM5 in Oregon, 25-1,
115 made their homes In New York
177,1(50 in Pennsylvania, and 05,757 It
Massachusetts. There came to IUInoh
(:,:578 but of those who remained hert
the larger number probably settled ix
Chicago. If last years Increase li
Immigration was due largely to tht
efforts of the railroads the roads did
much moro to Increase the populatlot
of the great cities of the east than ol
the rural districts of the west. It maj
be that their efforts brought more un
desirable than desirablo Immigrants tt
this country. Railroads and stenmshlr.
companies should let the matter of lm
migration regulate Itself and not at
tempt: to stimulate and direct It t.
promote their selfish interests.
Talc hit; No UIihimjuh.
A now reason "why men do not gi
to church" has recently been dlscovorei
by an English clergyman. "Walklni
along a lane one day, says Tit-Hits
the village rector noticed an old mat
ahead of him. .Seeing that it was out
of his congregation who had not beer
lo church of late, tho vicar hurried anij
soon caught up with him.
"Llallo, John!" said he. "How Is i:
that I haven't seen you at olvurch lato
lyV"
At first the rector could got nothlnj
out of him, but after a little persuaslot
the parishioner said:
"Well, zlr, it bo your youngest dar
lor, Nelly, I. be a f card or."
"What, afraid of - Nelly, a girl os
nineteen, and only just returned froii
school!"
. "Yes, zlr. You see," replied John
"when I went courtln' nn old forchln
teller told tuo as 'ov I should be spllcej
thrco time's. First to gray, an' then tt
a yollo.r, an' then to a ginger. Now
when I hurled my poor yellor Sallj
three months ago, an' your darter wl
tho N ginger 'air coined 'omo fron
Kcltulo, I says to myself, I says, Thut'i
'or; that's tho ginger 'un; an' if
don't keep away from church sho'l
nab me.' "
It Is every girl's secret hopo tha
some day sho will bo hugged so tlgb
that a rib will be broken.'
A iN KAu hli Alt JOKE
Japncsc Emperor 'What news?"
Japjiticso General "Wo h.tve mot
the enemy and tlioy aro hours
ochltid us."
New Hoy "Lady wants to sco you
lr"
Fortune Tcllor-"WI)0 Is she?"
"I don't know."
"Iheii follow her homo and find
out. How the dickens am I going
to tell a woman's fortune if I don't
Know who sho is?"
THE SOUP INDUSTRY
steward (writing bill of fare)
'What son of suup will you liavo
:odavV"
Cook "I vlll tell you zoon. ZamI"
Si rn-"ll rel"
C itiK " liar all icsterday's scraps
oi en added to zee stock-pot?"
.Sam-" Yep."
Conic "Vat zort of soup docs ib
email Ilk?"
THE PATERNAL RACK
Young Man "Why docs Mr. Jinks
tave such a bung-dug, no-account
t ok? Js It because lie is In financial
rouble??"
Old Man -"Ob, no. Jt is because
ie is the father of children of school
ige, and they have begun to ask
Urn to help them with their until
netlc "
His Friends' Remedies Wo desire
t remedy for a cold, and for the In
formation or those who may make
iiiggcstlons, we mention that we
liuvo already taken tho following:
Quinine, rock and rye. lemon hot,
Dot toddy, Irish moss tea, heef tea
n quantities, hot milk, mustard
plaster (externally), mustard plnster
(informillyV hot water bag, steam
bath, hot irons, X's mixture,
bronchial trochrs, hot baths and
i ti Unit inn, flaxseed, naseati, till the
ton mlnuto renudks, Stlckom's
Corn Cure, Hump's Sure Cure for
Hog Cholera, Uuvor's powders, two
.1 ITercnt prescriptions of unknown
character.
Wo will bo genuinely obliged for
a lone, list of other things to take.
N. H. We huve also taken a fresh
cold. Haltinioro News.
The St. Kduiondsbury Weaving
A'orks of Ilcslemere, England, has
tout s me tnoit exquisite product'ons
of their looms to the World's fair.
These fabrics of silk and satin, in
jludo a chalice veil of crimson satin
Drocaded in gold thread with a
jymbollc design. There are priestly
vestments and hangings of silk and
nand tutfed rugs. Queen Alexandra
eocntly ordered an alter cloth of
similar design, red and gold being
the combination selected.
T h o Univers i b y h u s p it a 1
in connection with the Mlcliigiii
Universltj will rcocivo any indiyont
person lor treatment, at tho expense
of the township 1 n whicii D e
has hgil residence upon the
written urdur of the supervisor of
that township.
-Vegetable Preparation for As -slmilalinp;
lite Food aiulHcg ula -ling
IhcStotniiclis niulBowcIs ol'
Promotes Digcslion.Chccrful
ncss fltuirtcst.Conlatns ueillier
Opium.Morpltinc norXiiicral.
TTOT lAJItC OTIC .
hyr afMdJirXMUSLPirCUEIt
Jwyjcui Sec&
Mx.Stnnit
Sretl
Jlljiuia uikSutd -A
HutitSffii'
Cliuth'td Si0fr
hUkiyttvn tnvn
Apcrfccl Remedy forConslipn
Uon , Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
ness anil Loss of Sleep.
Facsimile- Signature of
:nkw YORK.
EXACT COPY .OF WRAPPER.
"PE-RU-NA 'SONES UP TS1E SYSTEM
IF TAKEN IN THE SPRING."
s
AYS THIS BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRL.
wr .
MISS MARJORY HAMPTON, OP NEW YORK.
Miss Marjory Hampton, 2616 Third Avenue, New York City, writes: X
"Pcruna is a fine medicine to take any season of the year.
Taken in the spring it tones up the system and acts as a tonic, "
strengthening me more than a vacation. In the fail and winter
have found that it cures colds and catarrh and also find that it ''
is invaluable to keep the bowels regular, acting as a gentle stlmu- I
lant on the system. In fact, I consider it a whole medicine ''
chest." Miss Marjory Hampton.
PURE BLOOD
Blood Impurities of Springtime
Cause, Prevention
and Cure.
Dr. IIurtinnn'H medical lectures arc
eagerly scanned by many thousand
readers.
One of the niot timely and interesting
lectures lie ever delivered was his recent
lecture on the blood impurities of spring.
The doctor said in substance that ev
ery tipring the blood is loaded with the
effete iieouniiihitions of winter, derang
ing the digestion, producing sluggish
ness of the liver, overtaxing the kid
neys, interfering with the iietiou of the
bowels and the proper circulation of the
blood.
This condition of things produces
what is popularly known as spring fever,
spring malaria, nervous exhaustion,
that tired feeling, blood thickening and
many other names.
Sometimes the victim is bilious, dys
peptic and constipated; sometimes he is
On March U, Dr. Frederick G.
Novy, professor of bacteriology in
tho University of Michigan, gave
an address before the Wayne County
Medical Society at Detroit, on "Try
panosinoes." For Infants and Children.
Always Bo
Bears the
Signature
of
Thirty fears
THS OfNTAUn OMANV. HCW YORK CITY.
I Bears tlie $ t
Signature
h Jjv In
iM Use
1 For Over
weak, nervous and depressed; and again
he may have eruptions, swellings and
other blood humors. Whichever it is,
the cause is the same effete accumula
tions in the blood.
Nothing is more certain within tho
whole range of medical science than that
a course of Pcruna in early springtime
will perfectly and effectually prevent
or cure this almost universal affection.
Everybody feels it in some degree.
A great majority are disturbed con
siderably, while a large per cent of tho
human family aro made very miserahlo
by this condition every spring.
Pcruna will prevent it if taken hi
time.
Perana will cure it if taken as di
rected. Pc rutin is tho Ideal spring medicine ot
the medical profession.
If you do not derive prompt and satis
factory results from the use of Pernna,
write at once to Dr. llartman, giving a
full statement of your case, and he will
he pleased to give you his valuable ad
vice gratis.
Address Dr. llartman, President of
The Ilar-num Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
Kindness novel entirely wat
-it will tell even on a mule.
Mm. WiiiRlow's SOOTHING SYKUP for chll
In'ii tcctlitiiK.softuuK tlio minis, reduces nlf
mKtlo!i,iilluyHuiin cureh colic I'iic!u25c botti
The hest delinisliun I kan giv p
Happiness iz, to hav all our reason
able wants gratl lied.
Tiso's Curo for Consumption nlwny
tfivos iiniiH'iliate relief in nil throat troo
hie. 1. li. liiunnan, I.eipsic, Ohio, An
31,1001
Lawyers, ducks and doktors art
remarkable for their biy bills.
Old Sofas, Hacks of Chairs, etc., can
he dyed with PUTNAM FADELESS
I) Y ES.
Clvilizislmn hr. tflvon us rura,
the fruit full eauzo ov more sin ant!
mizery than till the horrois ov bar
barism combined.
W A TJ 'PT? D npronts for finest liluh rhk
iii-w Icrrltni v ull 45 ono duy. Wruu O. W eiron."
Zlon City. 111.
1 have seen men who worn so ctm-
niiiK at a trade that it wuz real full
to bo cheated hi them.
Aslc Vnur Denier for AtlcuS Foot Knir
A powder to slmUo Into your sIioch. It rests
i no lt'i't. cures Corns, minions, swollen,
Sore, Hot, Callous, Aching, Sweating Keet
and Iiiki'owIiij; Nails. Allen's Koot-Kasa
makes new or tl'ht shoes easy. Sold ly all
druj-'ulsts and shoe stores, 'Joe. Sainplu
mulled l'KUl'.. Address Allen S. Olmsted,
Lo Koy, N. Y.
IT WAS CHILLY
.links (entering) "Hello, old man)
You look blue. What's up?"
iiinks (gloomily) -Coal."
HOW "o wo do HI A pint of the) llnest IIalrwn&
iav vv fop is .-fiitt. (It'livurti I at your iluor. Vi
furthor ihartft'8 wliuvtr si'inl lf u-nts lo
I 'am troll spct'inlty i'o. CiooLarlllo, 0.
Tharc may bo sutcli a case on rec
kord, hue I never knu a thief to
reform yet.
BEGGS' BLOOD PURIFIER
CURES catarrh of the stomach.
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