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W. W. BANDERS, Publisher.
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TOPICS OF THE DAY.
Rltutit 95,000 to Earn $20.
Joseph Downey, a Chicago con
tractor, Iiiib just returned from n
lour around the world, which ho
made at u coot of $5,000 to win a $20
bet.
MlKht Try Kootlmll.
A single game of foothull taken 10
to 18 poiindu In weight olT every play
er. VlcHliy women who are afraid of
the various nnti-fntH might try foot
bail. Overwork In Sluht.
You will be rcqucHtcd to take noto
hereafter tlwt BtampH that have Buf
fered any mutilation whatever will
not be accepted for postage. Thin
will make more work for the record
lug angel.
Chcrlnhctl Idea Vindicated.
The conviction of u eelrgyman'a
(ion of manslaughter in MinneapoliM
Kan., and the striking of a Chicago
saloon by lightning have given a num
ber of people firmer grip on cher
ished ideas.
Iiicr(H on If 80,000,000.
An $80,000,000 compnny, headed by
JnmcH -T. Jlill, has bought the prin
cipal coul properties of JUInois. The
interest, on $80,000,000 ia n safeguard.
against the price of coal becoming
disgracefully low.
No Joke.
It costs good, sound money to play
n practical joke on a Chicago maiden.
A man who jokingly risked a woman
to marry him was held up for $2,500
In u breach of promise suit. An offer
of marriage is no joke.
Mnyor WclirhN -tO.'J I'oiiimIh.
Charles T. Taylor, mayor-elect of
Mankota, Minn., is the heaviest chief
executive' of any city in tho United
States. He weighs 403 pounds, but i
as nimblo as n kitten and one of the
fastest pedestrians in the city.
Unfuvornble CompiirlHon.
Eight per cent, of the population of
this country is still illiterate. In Ger
many only one per cent, of illiterates
exists, and in Uavuria, Baden, Wur
teniburg and Scandinavia there arc
mo totally uncducuted people.
,Cnn W Stand Itf
A Northwestern university professor
predicts that "A Hot Time in tho Old
Town" will becoma our national air,
and still no precautionary action is
taken. Some people think that with
our strength and prosperity wo can
stand anything.
Influence at ICnvIroiinicnt.
Already the demoralizing influence
of tho United States senate has
hown Itself in tho case of Senator
Clark, of Arkansas, who, after n week
or two In the national deliberative
body, went homo to Little Hock and
whipped n congressman.
Not Unmixed With Tear.
Chicago boasts of a woman who is
president of no fewer than seven
clubs. Heforo her duties as president
became so exacting sho managed to
dispose of three husbands. The ca
pabilities of tho modern woman is a
continual source of wonder, not un
mixed with fear.
r Growth ol 11 Ycnri.
It scciub like only qno day before
yesterday Binco John Wannmaker was
postmaster general, and yet during
the last year of his administration
the post.olllce receipts were but $50,
000,000, while Inst year they amount
ed to $140,000,000. You liavo to take
a. Bight on thingH once in nwhilo to
ec how fast thin country is really
growing.
' Grcitt Dcntnud for Steel.
While tho American Bteel industry
has been growing steadily, British
"steel manufacturers have also been
increasing their products. Few peo
ple are. In position to perceive tho ex
tent of the demand for structural
steel in nil porta of tho 'world. The
area of steel consumption has been
expanding so rapidly that our facili
ties for supplying it have not kept
pace. It is no wonder that the big
pest fortunes of the world have been
made out of steel and allied indus
tries. Tho Kaler of Turkey.
Abdul Hnmid II. is 60 years old and
lias between 300 nnd 400 wives. Ho
Is n victim of neurasthenia, chronic
insomnia nnd self-preservation mono
mania. Ho sleeps for three or four
hours in 24 in a chamber surrounded
on nil sides by corridors patrolled by
entincls. Ho ents little, but drinks
enormous quantities of coffee. Ho is
aid to spend $500,000 a ycor on sub
sidies for European pnpers; after the
Armenian inussacres he distributed
$1,000,000 to those which defended
.trim.
QUEST OF NEBJMSKA.
The President Spent Memorable
Day in the Prairie State.
Wind Wow Dust nnd Hitnd, Mnklnc tho
Trip Uiipli'iinnnt I.uld it Cornerstone
lit Omnd Inland Tiilkud J'orodt-
ry to Citizen of Hunting.
Lincoln, Neb., April 28. The nrrivnl
of President Roosevelt's special train
in Lincoln was announced by n chorus
of all the faqtory whistles In town.
At this signal all stores in town were
closed nnd remained looked up until
after the departure of the president
and his parly. The weather was fine.
The military escort formed it pageant
that has not been equaled in Lincoln
since the recruiting of troops for tho
Spanish-American war. In addition
to the survivors of t lie civil war that
iound representation in tho parade
were the First regiment Nebraska
national guard, with regimental band
and the cadet battalions from the
University of Nebraska and the Ne
braska Weslyan university with tho
bands of the two organizations. All
schools nnd colleges in the city had
dismissed for the day and those of
the students who did not participate
in the parade were assembled at tho
statehouse to join the student bodies
gathered there to listen to the presi
dent. President Hooscvelt made nn early
start from Grand Island "on what
promises to be a busy week. JIo
broke the ground for the new Carne
gie library and then delivered a short
address in front of the high school
at 9:15.
At Hastings the president spoke of
the forestry situation in Nebraska,
saving that as the people of the
state wore protecting the original !
scanty forest they now had a more
and better natural forest than ever
before. Hut the work should not stop,
he said; the people, should continue
the planting of trees. The federal
bureau of forestry, he said, is co
operating directly with tree-planters
in different parts of tho state. At the
conclusion of his speech the president
was taken for n hort drive, in the
course of which he nindu an address
to the school children from his car
riage. At Oiimtui lO.OOO Hciird Him Hpnik.
Omaha, Neb., April 28. Ten thou
sand people were gathered at the Col
iseum to hear President Iloosevelt.
The day had been n trying one for
the entire party, the wind blowing
the eutire day, and nt Lincoln a
smnrt rainstorm greeted the presi
dent on his nrrival. The dust and
sand which blew across the prairies
added another unpleasant feature to
the journey, which was of a circuit
ous route.
FATAL KANSAS WRECK.
Klovcn Foreigner Killed mid Twontj-Flvo
Injured, Some I'erhniM Fatally,
Neur ltuffiilo,
Buffalo, Kan., April 28. A north
bound Missouri Pacific 'stock train
crashed into the rear end of a work
train just north of this town. Eleven
men were killed nnd 25 injured. Ten
of the latter arc dangerously and
four probably fatally injured. All
were Greeks or Italians excepting
one, Peter Fry, nn American, who has
lived here several years and was a
hoss'on the work train.
lliilletln on Ilullroud Accident.
Washington, April 128. The inter
state commerce commission yester
day issiied a bulletin on railroad ac
cidents for the three uionths ended
December 31, 1902. It shows that
during that period in train accidents
00 persons were killed and 2.78S in
jured. Accidents of other kinds, in
eluding those sustained by employes
whllo nt work and by passengers in
getting on and off cars, etc., bring
the total number of casualties up to
0:8 killed and 11,873 Injured.
HuhIih'H llloek Ilurned lit Centritltii.
Contrulin, Mo., April 28. An entire
block of business houses burned here
last night, nnd the loss will exceed
$100,000 It Is estimated. The losers
are: J. W. Hulen, hardware; .1. G.
Wiseman & Son, dry goods; Hank of
Centralia; T. O. Itobinson, dry goods;
H. Drown, groceries; C. W. Lyons,
Sanies & Itoh-erts, groceries; W. W.
Hoatmun, hardware, and Miss Annie
Sherry, millinery.
Sho Slept !i Duys.
Suit bake City, April 28. Bessio
Knecht woke from her sleep of r7
days yesterday. Part of her treat
ment, lias been a cold bath every
morning. Yesterday, when about to
be immersed, she broke away from
her nurse and ran unassisted to her
cot. When she went to sleep sho
weighed 125 pounds. Now she weighs
only 7(5.
l'reshyterh'H Favor He vision.
Philadelphia, April S8. Iltv. Dr. W.
H. Itobert s, stated clerk of the Pres
byterian general assembly, announced
that two-thirds of the presbyteries
have voted In favor of revising tho
confession of faith. The subject will
be finally disposed of by the geiicrul
assembly which meets in Los Angeles
next month.
GOOD ROADS CONVENTION.
It Wan Cnllud to Ordur Ycntortlny nt St.
I.oul Tho Topics of tho
Hponltcro.
St. Louis, April 28. The National
nnd International Convention of tin:
Good IJoads' association was called
to order at ten o'clock in Odeon hall
by Chairman L. D. Kingslnud.
After the opening session had been
called to ortler the presiding ofllcor,
Hon. W. II. Moore, was introduced
and made a short address. President
Moore introduced Mayor Wells, who
accorded a hearty welcome to tho
association and the visiting delegates,
Gov. Dockery followed with an ad
dress on "The State's Duty," In which
he outlined what the state should do
in co-operating in the work of im
provement. "The Exposition" was a
subject fully treated upon by Presi
dent D. It. Francis, of tho Louisiana
Purchase exposition. Hon. Martin
Dodge, director of tin ofllco of pub
lie roads inquiries in the agriculture
department, spoke on the subject,
"What the Government Is Doing for
Highway Improvement."
Feninlu Student ICxpcllod.
Liberty, Mo., April 23. A clandes
tine drive by moonlight and a mid
night lunch with liquid trimmings
taken last week by six young men
from William Jewell college and six
young women from Liberty Ladies'
college has just bore fruit in the
suspension of the male and expul
sion of tho female participants from
their respective schools.
Col. Andrew Smith llond.
Syracuse, N. Y., April 28. News
has been received here of the death
of Col. Andrew .1. Smith at Cueliara,
Col. He was at one time a federal
olllceholdcr in Montana and served
ns trovernor of the soldiers' home at
Leavenworth, Kan., and Los Angelcs,
Cal. For the past four years he had
been inspector or me nomes.
Her Charred lloriy Found In tho "Wood.
Joplin, Mo., April 28. Mystery en
shrouds the death of Mrs. Myrtle
Tolbot, a j'oung woman of Gnlcnn,
whose charred body was found in the
woods six miles west of this city
early Sunday morning. Two men,
Itobert Jones nnd Itube Long, said to
know more about tho atlair than any
one else, are missing.
Cnll the Tope "Antl-Clirlst."
London, April 28. The Protestant
nlliance bus telegraphed to the secre
tary who will be in attendance on
King Edward at Itomc, expressing
its "intense regret that our Protest
ant king intends to visit the pope,
who is described in the homilies of
our established church ns anti
Christ." Three Denominations to Merge.
Washington, April 28. At a meet
ing to be held here May 27, a merger
of the Congregational, Methodist
Protestant and United Brethren
churches will be effected in ac
cordance with a plan which was
formulated at a joint committee
meeting in Pittsburg, Pa., last week.
Ilnrvcfttcr IIiiikIk Strike.
Chicago, April 28. Two thousand
union and non-union metal workers
went on strike in the plant of the
Deering Harvester company yester
day for the reinstatement of 100 men
discharged for belonging to the union
and recognition of the United Metal
Workers' union.
rtilllpplna Landing for tho Cable.
Washington, April 2S. Secretary
Root has granted permission to the
Pacific Commercial Cable company to
land its line on' tho military reserve
near Fort San Antonio Abad, Phil
pines, ond to erect a cable station
there.
Incendlnry Fire In Helena.
Helena, Mont., April 28. Pire last
night almost totally destroyed the
Montana club building entailing a
loss of $100,000, with insurance of
$75,000. It is supposed to have been
of incendiary origin.
Forty-Two Murderers- In One .lull.
Muskogee, I. T., April 28. Forty
two murderers arc now confined in
the Muskogee federal jail awaiting
trial. Some of them are desperate
men and others are held for most
atrocious crimes.
Impeachment of LenUIntoni Dcinnndnd.
Sedalia, Mo., April 28. The Demo
crat editorially call's upon Gov. Dock
ery to convene the legislature In ex
tra session in order that all members
indicted for boodling may be im
peached. Can't Hold Two OMcen.
Washington, April 28. Itural freo
delivery mail carriers ennnot. hold
their positions under the government
and nt the Mime time hold otllcc under
the authority of the states.
Gen. Wood lh Itoiito to Kirypt.
Venice, April 28. Hrig.t Gen. Leon
ard Wood, Jiaj. Scott and Lieut. Mc
Coy left hero Monday by rail for
Constantinople, whence they will sail
for Egypt.
Ynitquoz Seeks ltnf nc lu Culm.
Havana, April 28. Gen. Vasquez,
former president of the republic of
hiuito jjomingo, juncieti ni uunmnnn
mo, Cuba, Monday, from a Dominican
trunbout.
DOCTOR OR MILKMAN?
An llluntrntlre Inatnnce of the Ter-
veralty of Some Slmplc-Mlnded
l'atlenta.
One 1 of the hardest blows to the profes
ional pride of physicians and aurgcona js
the cxccm of wisdom on al such subjects
possessed by the world at large, say tho
New York Times. A surgeon tells of a case
where he recently set a broken arm. Ihe
operation was successful and the splints
hud been removed. The surgeon advised
his patient to leave off the bandages, and
manipulate the injured member at mter-
Va,Just as the doctor was leaving the house
the milkman arrived on his rounds, and
missing tho splints, said-to the patient:
"You'll take cold in that arm. You ought
to keep it bandaged."
A few days later the surgeon called again,
and found that the patient, who had fol
lowed the milkman's warning, complained
of soiencss- in the arm, nnd said: Doctor,
I think you've botched it.
The doctor, observing the bandages still
on the arm, remarked: "And whose advice
aie von taking now, mine or the inilfc
man's V
After Four Montlin In lied.
Powcruvillc, Ky.f April 27th. Mrs. J. J.
Monson, who has been ill for over eight
year, bays:
"Yes, it is truly wonderful. I am 30 years
of nge nnd for tho last eight years 1 hnvc
buffered with acute Kidney trouble.
"I tried nil the doctors within reach and
many other medicines, but cot no relief till
1 used that new remedy. Dodd's Kidney
Pills.
"I was confined to my bed for four months
this winter nnd had such n pnin in my side
I couldn't get n good breath. I had emoth
oring spells, was Jight-lieadea and had given
up all nope, for I didn't think I could; live
long.
"After I had taken a few of Dodd's Kid
ney Pills I began to improve and I kept on
till now, as you can see, I am well.
"I have been up nnd dowuoloing my own
work for some time now nnd haven t felt
pain or weakness since.
I praise tnc i.ora lor my wonucriul res-
tor
ration to health nnd will always recom
md Dodd's Kidney Pills."
men
"Some men," said Uncle Kbcn, "is so busy
puttin' oats in de race lions' stable dnt dey
can't keep de wolf f'um deir own doors."
Washington Star.
Mnny School Children Are Sickly.
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chil
dren, used by Mother Gray, a nurse in Chil
dren s Home, New York, break up Colds,
cure Feverishncss, Constipation and destroy
Worms. All Druggists. 25c. Sample FItEE.
Address Allen S.Olmsted.Leltoy.NewYork.
"I is. always sorry," said Uncle Eben, "to
sec a man hoardin his pennies like a miser
an' squanderin' his opportunities like a mil
lionaire." Washington. Stur..
To Care n Cold In One Dny.
Take Laxative Ilromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 25c.
The individual who obtains celebrity in
a single night is likely to lose it in a day.
Chicago Journal.
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I am sure I'lso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago. Mrs. Thos.
Kobbins, Norwich, N. Y Feb. 17,1900.
A luxury becomes a necessity just as soon
as we can afford to have it. Puck.
"The Klean, Kool Kitchen Kind" is th
trade mark on stoves which enable yon to
cook in comfort in a cool kitchen.
Fortune seldom knocks at the door of the
knocker. Chicago Daily News.
Aloncy refunded for each package of
Putnam Fadeless Dyes if unsatisfactory.
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THE GENERAL MARKETS.
Kansas City, April 28.
CATTLE Beef steers $123 5 25
Native stockers 3 25 ft) 4 80
Texas and Ind. steers.. 3 C5 4 00
HOGS 4 40 7 05
SHEEP 4 00 9-40
WHEAT No. 2 hard CSA C94
No. 2 red GO G9V
COItN No. 2 mixed 37'4 37
OATS No. 2 mixed 32
rye--no. 2 45
FLOUK Hard winter pat... 3 23 3 CO
Soft winter patents 3 20 3 30
HAY Timothy 7 00 12 75
Prairie 4 CO D CO
BRAN 62
BUTTEKFancy to extra.. 18 21
EGGS 12
CHEESE Full cream , 13 14
POTATOES Homo grown .. 15 23
ST. LOUJ.
CATTLE Beef steers 3 CO 5 75
Trcas steers SCO 4 80
Hobs Butchers 090 705
SHEEP Natives GOO GOO
FLOUR Red winter pat.... 3 40 3 55
WHEAT No. 2 red 70 71
COItN No. 2 40tf 42
OATS-No. 2 37 38
RYE 4D
BUTTER Creamery 20 g 20
DRY SALT MEATS 9 874J10 25
BACON 10 871125
CHICACO.
CATTLE-Stecrs 4 25 5 00
HOGS Mixed nnd butchers. 83 7 10
SHEEP Western 450 500
FLOUR Winter pntents .... 3 00 3 70
WHEAT No. 2 red 77 77
CORN No. 2 45
OATS No. 2 31
KYE May 50
LARD May 9 42 9 55
PORK May IS 00 18 25
NEW YORK.
CATTLE Steers 4 C5 5 65
HOGS 750 7 CO
SHEEP 3 23 5 75
YVHEAT-No. 2 81
CORN No. 2 53 66
OATS-Nn ? 33
Just what it was 25 years ago,
St. Jacobs Oil
is now.
The prompt, sure cure for
SORENESS AND STIFFNESS
Price, 25c. end 50c.
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THINCwT
TO r
EAT
On ihe Labun.
Libby Luncheons
Wo sell tho product In key-opcnlnif cans.
Turn a key and you find tho meatcxactly
as It left us. We put them up in this way:
Potted Ham. Beef and Tongue
Ox Tonjluc (Whole), Veal Loaf
Deviled Mam, Brisket Beef
Sliced Smoked Beef, Etc.
All natural flavor foods palatable and
wholesome. Your grocer should have them
"Bow to Make Good Thlncs to Eat" will
bo sent f rco to any address (or tho asldnir
Libby, McNeill & Libby
Chicago, Illinois
DONT ,
get wmrSS
' ASK YOUR DEALER FOB THE
FLICKER
MADE FAMOUS BY A REPUTATION
EMENDING OVER MORE THAN,
HALF A CENTURY.
rTOWERS garments &no
htAi ore made of the best
materials in black or yellow
for oil Kinds of wet work.
SATISFACTION 15 CUAPAHTEED IF YOU iTICK TO
; . THE SIGH OP THE FISH.
A. J. TOWtR CO. BOSTON. MAS5..U. 5. A7
TOWER. CANADIAN CO.. LtmiHil. TORONTO. CAN.
WANTED A WIFE
To Uolp her husband mako mono?
by using ttiu Hector Cream Separa
tor, (iunrantuud to do tho work of
n f 100 iLuchliio In i(0 minutes. Ito
quires uo power, chomlcals or la
bor. Produces JO per cent, mora
cream. Haves Its cost In a weeks.
Factory offer for SO days, to Intro
duce quickly. 12-rqI. 17 Sooarntor.
tiM: lJt-Kal. $y Separator, W.60.
UOW TO OKDUK: Send P. O.
or express order for slio wanted
under binding cuarnnteo your
money will be rofunded If not sat
isfactory. Orndd'iac extra toabove
crico.denoslt tho total amount wltU
yonr postmaster, express agent or banker and wo
wlllsond you one on ten days' freo trial, tlioprlcoto
bo turned over to us after you are satisttod. Address
HARRIS-GOAK MFG. CO.,
UOU IVyuntlotto Bt., Kuuaus City, Mo.
To Whom It May Conoern: .
Wo hare known and dono business with thollar-rls-Uour
Mftf. Co. a Iour Mnio and have entire confi
dence in both tho llnanclal stability of tho company
and in tho honesty and Integrity of Its management.
Very truly yours, J 11. DOM1NICK.
Prosldoct Traders Bank. Kansas City.
WESTERN CANADA
GRAIN QROWINQ. MIXED PARMINQ.
TIIK REASON WHY mora
wheat Is crown In Western
Canada in a few short months,
is bocausu vegetation grows in
proportion to the sunlight. Tbe
more northerly tho latliudo In
which grain will conio to perfec
tion, tho better It Is. Therefore
02 pounds per bushel is as ialr a standard as U)
pounds In tho Kast.
Area under croi In Western Canada, 1009.
l,U8?,:iO Acre.
Yield. lOOS, 117,SS,7rM Ilnshels.
HOMESTEAD LANDS OF 160 ACRES FREE,
tho only chargo for which is SIO for making entry.
Abundanco of water and f uol, choap building ma
terial, good grass for pasture and bay, a fcrtlloboll.
a stilllclont rainfall, and n cllmato giving nn assured
anil adequato season of growth. Send to ttiu follow
ing for an Atlns nnd other literature, and also foi
ccrtlllcato giving you reduced frelgbtund passcngel
rates, otc. Superintendent nf Immigration.
Oltunui Caniulu, or J. S. CUAWroitn. 211 W,
Ninth 8t., Kansas City. Mo.; M. V. JIennktt. 601
Now York I.lfo Illdg., Omaha, Neb., uuthoriiod
Canadian Government Agents,
Preferred the 1Iuj;m.
They tell a good oue on a prominent real
estate mun of Waurika. Some time ago ho
carried a prospector over on Beaver Creek
to show him a certain claim. He told th
man that it was an exceptionally fine claim;
that the land did not overflow, and that
he would bell it to him for $4,000. The man.
looked around and discovered some red
mud way up in a tree and asked the real
estate man what caused that mud in the
tree tops if the land did not overflow. The
agent promptly replied that there was a.
kind of hog raised over in the Chickasaw
country which used to range on the creek,
and that they rubbed-the mud on the tree.
The prospector took a look over the land
glanced up in the tree again, and told, thai
Waurika man that he wouldn't take tho
claim, but that he would give him $4,000
for a couple of those hogs. Kansas Citjg'
Journal.
Why He Cnllcd Her PeKiry.
"I thought your wife's name was Elizv
beth?" "So it is."
"Then why do you call her Peggy?"
"Short? for Pegusa."
"What has- that to do with it?"
"Why, Pegasa is feminine for Pegasus."
"WelU"
"Well, Pegasus is an immortal steed."
"What of that?"
" 'Sh! Not so loud. She'sin the next room,.
You see, an immortal steed is an everlast
ing nag, and there you are." lndianapolU
Journal.
The cheerful live longest in years, and
afterward in our regards. Bovee.
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