y '-4. A THE BIG DEPARTMENT STORE. It la n. Small City In Itnelf, -vlttk School, Honpllnln mill Oilier Ilclim for Kniploycn. In a lnrxe number of st'orM tho early morning hours nro devoted to Instructing' new employes, nnd at this timo cash girls and boys gather around the inspector's desk, learning to measure oil' goods, verify sale Blips, wrap and tie tho parcels and handle money sent to and from tho cashier's desk. A few firms conduct actual schools for their younger employes, giving instruction in the rudimentary branches reading, writing, arithme tic, language and geography thus taking the place of night schools for their girls and boys employed in tho cash department or the stockrooms. A number of well-known New York firms in their establishments in Phil adelphia, Chicago and New York of fer this advantage for a few hours daily, and find both boys and girls most appreciative students, writes Anna S. lliehardson, in Woman's Home Companion. If an employe is detained at homo by illness or a death in his family, n statement to this effect in writing must be sent immediately to the of fice. Failure to comply with this rulo means that tho delinquent will bo hauled before the superintendent on his return to duty, aud an explana tion will be demanded. Many firms issuo to each employe regular statements of the hitter's standing, showing how his sales com pare with others in his department or class. These are much like report cards at school. If an employe is taken ill while at work he reports to his iloor-wnlker, and is released, tho time lost being deducted from his pay check. An ex ception to this general rule may be noted at one of the mammoth New York stores, where the firm and tho Employe's association have jointly established what is known as the sickroom. An employe temporarily indisposed may report to the physi cian in charge, and if a brief rest and the administration of simple remedies prove efficacious ho takes possession of one of the comfortable cots pro vided for this purpose, and returns to his duties when able, lie does not lose this time. If the physician pronounces him unable to work he is supplied with medicine and ordered home, his pay being docked in the usual way. -Medical attention and prescriptions arc gratis in cither case. I'wlcer Won. After dinner one very disagreeable night last week a certain Madison ave nue physician, looking from his of fice window and seeing the rain beat against the glass, decided that he would have a quiet, uninterrupted evening at home, lie was soon in his house coat, a novel in his hand, and tobacco smoke was curling around him. About ten o'clock some one rang the doorbell. 'The doctor is wanted right away at ," began the caller. "lie can't go, sir," answered the servant, quickly. "He left word that he was not well, and that unless it was a case of life or death he would not venture out." "Well, you tell him he must come over; we need him to sit in a poker game." "Oh, you're Mr. 15 , are you? Step in please, and I'll see." A minute later the servant reap peared with: "The doctor says he'll be right over." N. Y. Post GENIAL CUSTOMS INSPECTOR- THE GENERAL MARKETS. Kansas City, May 13. CATTLE Beef stuers $M5 C 70 Native utockcrs 3 33 BOO Western steers 35 G 35 HOGS coo 17 30 B11I3EP 4 50 0 73 WHEAT-No. 1! hard 74 No. 2 red 7.) COHN-No. 2 mixed gIua OATS-No. 1! mixed y. 4 UYE-No. 2 " CO FLOUH Hard wh't patents. 3 43 3 C3 Soft wheat patents 3 73 it 4 00 AY Timothy 10 00 (fill 00 rratrlo GM 13 00 BRAN Sacked yi ; 90 BUTTEII-Cholco to fancy.. 18 0 21 CUEESE-Full cream r,, POTATOES 103 (5? 2 00 ST. LOUIS. CATTLE Beef steers 4 00 fCM ,T'i'oxnM Htm'H 3 40 WfiOO IIOGh Butchers 700 7 ;jou, SIIEEl'-Natlvos .,40 -G 00 KLOCH-Iled winter patents 3 Go ff. 3 SO WIIEAT-No. 2 red si & SI COHN-No. 2 c, g, av, m?7.X: 2 V4 H2 BUTTEh-CrVAmory' ".'.'".'.'.'. 17 ) 23 BUY SALT MEATS 9 75 10 00 BACON 10 G2i410 87. CHICAGO. CATTLE-Steors n 10 1 7 10 HOGS Mixed and hutchera. G 00 7 23 SHEEP Western 5 23 u 15 KLOUll Spring patents 3 10 ) 3 w WHEAT No. 2 red 81 S5 COHN-No. 3 iai,w 03 OATS-No. 2 wl 4 BYE-May " r.7i LAUD May , 10 22'.'iT10 't POUK-May " 17 o NEW YORK. CATTLE-Steors G CO 730 nT?,OSAVostcrn "' 0W SHEEP 3 co G00 WHEAT-No. 2 8S1W 00 COBN-No. 2 ' 70 OATS-No. 2 46 Entertnlna n ln.dy Trnreler with IIU Chat While He Vavrm Over Iter AVnrdrobe, "Yei, imn'&m, very oorry, ma'am, but it'a mo duty. Eh, nothiug dutiable there? Well, that' for me to gay, ma'am" relates the Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Your keys, please. Pop! and there we are! Very nice ly packed, I'm sure That'a something we can't learn to do here, ma'am. Nice gar Qients, ma'am. And now we'll toss it over here on tho dock, ma'am. Silk waist, eh? It looks innocent. I'll drop it here, ma'am. You watch it to see that nobody steps on it. In this real lace, ma'am? Very nice effect, I'm sure. That would please my wife im mensely. She doats on lace, ma'am. You certainly have some very nice things, lady, b this all handwork? That'e real cunning with the nan uw colored ribbons run through it like that. Yes, I have to throw 'em Around. There ain't no other place. lut don't you worry, it's a good' deal cleaner here to-day than usual. It's so nice to have things in sets. Oh, yes. I'm pretty near Hie bottom. There! that's all. There ain't nothin' dutiable that I can discover, ma'am. Don't mention it. Shall 1 chuck tho stuff back again?" lloNtott Ih Unique. A Chicagoan had been taken around Bos ton all day to observe her bulwarks, but had failed to observe any of those symptoms of paralysis which are acceptable to the 15o tonian mind. "Now confess,' 'said the llos tonian host, after the burden and' heat of the day, "isn't llo-ston a unique town?" "Unique," mused the westerner, "I believe that word is derived from tfwo Latin words, unus, one, and equs, horse. 1 think Boston is a unique town. Chicago Chronicle. m "CONTINEWAlb" .IiW HI3COHU. Cllpa Two Mluutea Between St. Louli anil Decatur, The Wabash "Continental Limited" made a new record Thursday night between De catur and St. Louis, cutting two minutes off the best previous record. Engineer llraddock, with No. 607, a new high-speed engine, made the 105 miles from Decatur to Granite City in 101 minutes. A live minute stop was made at Litchfield, making tho actual running time ninety-six minutes, an average of 05.4 miles for the whole distance. JJcst previous time was ninety-eight minutes. From Staunton to Carpenter, 10.2 miles, tho timo was seven minutes, or at the rate of 87.42 miles an hour. Tiie forty-icven miles from Uoody to Honey Bend were made in forty minutes 70.5 miles an hour. The traindepnrtcjHroni Decatur an hour and forty minutes late, aud had, besides the regular equipment, President Kamsey's pri vate car. Wabash oliicials say that the new engines will make a hundred miles an hour before- tho summer is over St. Louis Repub lic, April 11th, 1002. 1 1 i m ii A "Yraleas No." Ding Miss Bonde is nothing if not up to date; y' know she refused Choliy by wiieless telegraphy. Dong A woman's no is often yes. "But this was a 'yesless' no!" Baltimore Herald. Tho First IluardliiK-lIouac la His tory. is tho basis for a unique little story in The Four-track News for May. It is entitled "Tho Prophet's Chamber," is appropriate ly illustrated, and contains information that every farmer's wife in New York and New England should have. Tiie Four-Track News will bo mailed free to subscribers in the United States for 50 cents u year: single copies, 5 cents. Address Geo. 11. Daniels, Publisher, Grand Central Station, New York. Merchants talk about "tin horn clerks" clerks who blow a great deal, and are of lit tle account. Atchison Globe. PROMINENT PHYSICIANS USE AND ENDORSE PE-RU-NA, C.B.CHAMBERLIN,M.D. OF WASHINGTON, D.C C. B. Chainbcrlin, M. D., writes from 11th and P Sts., Washington, D. C. "Many cases have come under my observation, where Pcruna has benefited and cured. Therefore, I cheerfully recommend It . for catarrh and a general tonic." C. 13. CI1AMBERL1N, At. D. Morilcnl Kznnilnnr U. S. Treasury. Dr. Llewellyn .Ionian, Medical Ex aminer of U. S. Treasury Department, --- .,.--- (rradnato of Co lumbia Uollotfo and who served three years at West Point, has tho following to say of Pe rutin: "Allow mo to express my fjrnti ttnlo to you for tho benefit de rived from your wonderful rem edy. One short m o 11 t h h a s brought fortli a vast ehaiigo and consider myself n well man Br. L. Jordun. f Oll'l - I now after months of Buffering. Fellow sufferers, Peruna will euro you." Dr. Llewellyn Jordan. Geo. C. Havener, M. D., of Anacostia, D. C, writes: Tho Peruna Modiciuo Co., Columbus, O. : Gentleman " In my prnctico I have had occasion to frequently prescribo your valuable medicine, and have found its uso beneficial, especially in cases of catarrh." GeorgoC. Havener, M. D. If you do not receive prompt and satisfactory results from the uso of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Ilartman, giving a full statement of your ease, and lie will bo pleased to givo you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Ilartman, President of The llurtmau Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. JUST 11 07 III IflTcrr farmer hli own lunillnnl, no oncurn hrangoi.lilitmnkaccount IncrcanltiK year 07 your, land Tallin Incraatlnr, itook IncrrailtiK, aplen did rllmato. excellent cliooln nnd churches, loir tnxnllun hitch prloee tor ortltla and grain low rail- tun ii4 wiuij posilblo comfort. This tho condition of tho fnrmnrln Woitern Cnnndn rrorlncoof Manitoba and district of Aulnlbnla, M.inkatchenan and Alborta. Thotitantfi of American nro nnmnttled thcru Hrtlnreil riUci on nil railways for home aeokoriamlieitlnrii, NawdUtrlottareheluifOiirnnd in, thin ynar Tlin new forty pane ATI.Ah of WKNTI'.K.V CANADA run! all Otlior Informa tion split free to till applicants K I'KDI.KT, Hiiporltitcimlnnt of Immigration Otlnwa, Canada, or to J.H.CIIATVKOUO. 214 V. Ninth St.. KaniaJ PMv l. f r lll.'UvtiiifDil una .r.. Vm.i. f I. 1 JIU, Ul T lllkiltini it fXi sIMTT IUIR W lu. Omnnn, Nub. Can ail Inn OoTermnout Af entft. 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Mr. Itacon Becaube a fellow can never find what he wants in one, I suppose. Yonkers Statesman. Nothing is more injudicious than to give your honest opinion when it ih bpeciticaily asked for. Puck. Western Lady $2.00) Shoe. 1 H ENTBY EXPRESS, PREPAID, DIRECT FROM THE FACTORY, ThA Wncturn Ladv &7.M Shoe. rE?T. TheoBhoonromndeof Title, Soft, Suauliilly Holnolcil ICIil, for Unlit tne,iuid t-vs . m . j . jt .. i.. ia - 1. .... .... . Tl -. iiiiinvnaaiail frt" s lpt iinllty Olu-omo Tuniioil C'ulf for havy wo.ir. . ThisT nro unsurpaaieil for PIT nnd JIlfKAlIlIilTYnnd AKKl'OHI'HVr.l.Y UUAKAN'l'BKU Ii-;iC. K your dealer (loos noi unninoiiirm, orucrironiuiuiruci. aj toKIL Knt. Kmireiii lrcnuld, on roeoha of prlco, WB.oo. Ai.r. i.i:atiif.k. ilzo. Widths c A. 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