The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909, June 15, 1900, Image 3

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Tnlin Ilnsttln' Ohot Story.
Connected with Coutet, John Jtus
kln'n Chnmounix guide, was n story
which Kuskin told mc of n locality in
the valley of Chnmounix, haunted by
n ghost which could only he seen by
children. It was a figure of n woman
who raked the dead leaves, and when
she looked up nt them the children
said they only saw n skull in place of
u face. Kuskin sent to a neighboring
valley for a child who could know
nothing of the legend, and went with
him to the locality which the ghost
was reported, to haunt. Arrived
there, he said to the boy, "What a
lonely place! there is nobody here but
ourselves." "Yes, there is, Bald the
child, "there is a woman there raking
the leaves," pointing in a certain di
rection. "Let us go nearer to her,"
Bald Kuskin, and they walked that
way, when the boy stopped and said
that he did not want to go nearer,
for the woman looked up, and he said
that she had no eyes in her head,
"only holes." W. J. Stillinnii, In At
lantic. A KovI-mmI HcixIIiic
Gen. Uenjnmin F. Tracy, ex-secrc-tnry
of the navy, was once trying n
case in the city court which involved
the liability of a provision dealer for
unwholesome pork. The point of issue
turned upon trichinosis, and the word
was bandied about by counsel and
Kcientillc experts. The most inter
ested auditor was nn old court oillccr
who listened to nil the arguments, es
pecially to those of the general. "Oh,
but that was an instructive spachc,
gineral. Oi knew that pigs were un
hilthy nnimals, but I never knew they
had tricky noses before." Saturday
Evening Tost.
Do Your Feet Ache and IJurnT
Shake into your shoes, Allen's Foot-Ensc,
powder for the feet. It makes tight or New
Shoes Feel Eny. Cures Corns, Itching.
Swollen, Hot, Callous, Smarting, Sore and
Sweating Feet. All .druggists and Shoo
Stores sell it, 2oc. Sample bent FltEK. Ad
dress, Allen S. Olmsted, Le Hoy, N. V.
A Feminine Ilutter.
"And now, children," said the teacher,
who had been talking about military forti
fications, "can any of you tell me what is a
buttress?"
"Please, mn'ain," cried little Willie, snap
ping his fingers, "it's a nanny goat." Phila
delphia Press.
Cnrter'H Inlc Is Used Exclusively
by the schools of New York, lloston and many
other places, and they won't Ube any other.
Man's liberty has hecn threatened in nu
merous ways throughout history, but he
has always been free to make a fool of him
feclf. Chicago Democrat.
Hull's Cntnrrli Cure
la a Constitutional Cure. Price, 75c.
A sure way to attract people who want to
talk is to have a book you want to read.
"Washington (la.) Democrat.
True courtesy is of the heart. Ram's
Horn.
This is a critical gseriod
in the life of every woman
and no mistakes should
be madsa
Tito one recognized and
reliable help for women
who are approaching and
passing through' this
wonderful change is
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
That the utmost reliance
can ho placed uson this
great cmedichsG cs testa"
ffied to by an army of
grateful wonxsn who have
been helped! by Ma
Mrsa Pintdhanv? who has
the greatest and most
successful! experience in
the worhS to qualify her,
will advise you free ol
charges Her address is
Lynn, Mass Write to her
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Typowritinn, Book.koqplnK ond,
Prmmnnnhin thoroughly tnursht.
Twelve teacher. 600 tludnnU. cheat) board.
nml th.iflnp-it I'nmmnn'lal innpira iltlllillnt? '
A Wrllo at unce for handsome (VI-poko Illunrated
in Atnuriea. dr.idnaU rentl y B euro nutations.
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HE EXAGGERATED.
An Cnfnrttinntc Tendency in Stretch
TliliiK" on the l'nrt ol
Truthful Divine.
Exaggeration Is commonly held to
be the special vice of schoolgirls.
Their orothers, however, are seldom
wholly free from the hnblt, and, in
fact, few of us are really accurate In
speech. Even In old times, when
the line between fnct and fancy was
drawn with more severity than now,
our good Puritan ancestors occasion
ally slipped across it to the wrong
side, snys Youth's Companion.
An anecdote is related of one ex
cellcnt divine whose essential truth
fulness was unquestioned, but whoso
tongue ran Into excesses disturbing to
his congregation. In the fervor of
discourse, his facts had tv way of ex
panding and increasing almost be
yond, recognition, so that he was con
stantly saying things which, viewed
in the after light of cold criticism,
were not true. At last a deputation
was sent to remonstrate with him.
He wns greatly distressed', and
readily promised to exercise more
care in the future; but before long
he erred again, carried away by his
own eloquence, and a second' deputa
tion arrived. Again he promised
amendment, but again after n little
while he backslid, and u third com
mittee was sent.
The good mmi wns thoroughly
shocked and repentant. He admitted
everything.
"I know but too well," he pleaded,
"thnt my besetting sin is exaggera
tion; but nt least it is a failing with
which I struggle. 1 have shed over it
barrels upon barrels of tears!"
Then one deacon laughed' and ono
groaned, and the minister looked in
nocently from one to the other to see
what was amiss.
lie was never remonstrated with
agnin. The congregation had to ad
mit that even a good man may have
nn incorrigible fault.
SWAN SONG OF A CRIMINAL.
X JitimncBL' .11 u rilcr it YVlio Hecttcd
Impromptu Verne n the fo
ment of Hxeetittoti,
A famous Japanese criminal was ex
ecuted the other day In Tokio, says
the London -Mail. He had proudly
avowed himself the author of scores
of murders and hundreds of burglaries.
Yet, like thousands of his countrymen,
he was a minor poet, and even at tho
foot of the gallows he could not re
frain from writing one of the live lino
versclets of which Japanese poetrj" al
most entirely consists.
Just before the bolt was drawn ho
struck nn attitude and repented an
Impromptu, of which the following ia
& prosaic translation:
"fiepentnnco brings not
Kscnpe from tho natural
Howard of 111-dolngs.
Uewnrc, ye that follow,
Lest yo be lll-doerj."
The emperor himself encourages tho
production of these rhynieless trifles,
and every January a competition is
jeld, a theme is fixed, and the emperor
intl the empress and great nobles com
pose each a poem not exceeding 31
syllables. Tlieir brevity often makes
lliem very obscure. Here is an in
stance: "Having had my Well bucket
taken away lly the convolvuli Gift
ivater."
Which being interpreted means that
l girl on going to a well finds that a
sonvolvulus has twined around the
ope, and rather than break it she
joes to a neighbor's well.
THE GENERAL MARKETS.
Kansas City, Mo., Juno 12.
CATTLE Beef steers $1 T0 (51)5 40
Native stockers 3 2f, & i 80
Western steers 3 SO 4? 5 00
HOGS 4 CO & G 0V6
BIIICKP 4 25 pGffi
WIII5AT No. 2 red CS R CO
No. 2 hard - GtV&ffl CC
CORN No. 2 mixed 3S 0 38
OATS No. 2 mixed 23
ItYK-No. 2 , &3
PLOUIt Hard wh't patents 3 20 3 30
Soft wheat patents 3 40 (ji 3 CO
HAY Choice timothy 10 00 fpl0 50
Choice prairie 7 00 7 25
BUAN-Sacked hVjiP G8tf
IJUTTEIt Kxtra to fancy .. 11 1GV4
CHEESE Full cream 9 11
EGGS 8V4
POTATOES Kaw valley ... 73
ST. LOUIS.
CATTLE Native- steers ....3 70 5 Hi
Texas anil Indian steers 3 CO ? 5 00
HOGS Packers 4 05 SJ G 10
SIlEEP-Natlvo muttons .... 1 25 j 5 00
FLOUR Extra fancy 3 25 3 35
WHEAT No. 2 red 71! (P 7IV4
CORN-No. 2 S9W 40Vi
OATS-No. 2 .. 22 23
RYE Gl
HUTTER Dairy 11 17
LARD G C7 0 72J
PORK H75
CHICAGO.
CATTLE-Steora 1C0 & 5 85
HOGS Ullxed and butchers. 5 05 5 25
SHEEP 'WoHtorn 4 CO Q 5 30
3'LOUR VJnijr patents .... Z CO u 3 70
wheat-No. 2 rod 75 75
CORN No. 2 33'?? :2Hi
OATS-No. 2 22t
RYE July 55
LARD -Juno G82
POICIC Juno , 1175
::VAV YORK.
CATTLE Steers 5 10 5 55
HOGS Mixed vetorn 5 GO
SHEEP 3 50 5 00
WHEAT No. ?. red ,., S0
CORN-No. 2 4l4
OATS . 20
Revolution In "Vntcr Tritvcl,
Experiments have proven thnt vc.ic!, fit
ted with propellers which imitate the fish's
fin, develop a remarkable piopellmg power.
It will cause a revoli ton in water travel.
Men gradually lenrn thnt Nnture's ways are
best. One cause of the remarkable success of
Ilostettcr'sStoinnch Hitters spnnus from the
fact that it is n harmless, nntiirnl medicine,
mado of Nnture's most streiiRtheninR herbs.
It is n sure cure for constipation, indigestion,
dyspepsia, biliousness or weak kidneys.
Too AnxlottM,
It was nt a wedding, and as the oon-lo-be
wedded couple walked down the nule of tho
little church embarrassment was plainly
written on the face of both; hut when, in re
sponse to the question by the minister if
cither of them knew of any leason why they
should not lawfully be joined together, thero
came boldly forth from each the answer "I
do," the evident embarraisiucnt on their
part was changed to one of real on the pnrt
of the clergymnn. Harper's Monthly.
nliiriuet(e, on Luke Superior, ,
Is one of the most charming summer resorts
readied via the Chicago, Milwaukee & St.
Paul Knilway.
Its healthful location, beautiful scenery,
good hotels and complete immunity from
hay fever, make n Mimnier outing al Mar
quette, inch., very attractive from the
standpoint of health, lost and comfort.
For a copy of "The Lake Superior Coun
try." containing a description of Marquetto
and the copper country, nddresi, witli four
(4) cents 111 stamps to pay postage, (eo. 11.
IIoalFord, General Passenger Agent, Chi
cago, 111.
True Slate of llln Mliul
The Old Friend Say, it looks to mc ns
if you were putting on a lot of extra dignity
of late.
The Recently Enriched Person You nro
badly mistaken. I am now in a position to
nllow my inherent nnd native dignity to
come to the surface. Indianapolis Press.
ninilrr Twine nt Ijorr Irlee.
If you want a special inside juice on hind
er twine, either Sisal. Standard or Mnniln,
cut this notice out nnd mnil it to Sears, Hoe
buck & Co. (Hinder Twine Department), Chi
cago, stating about how much twine you will
require and how soon you wIl want it, and
they will save you moiirj 1. quoting ui a
price that will either mcuic jour oidor or
compel the p.uty who supplies you to m!I to
you at a lower price than he otheiwise
would.
TJie Cool I U'li I or.
The Dun 1 called to see if you could settle
that little account to-d'i.v.
The Debtor itcally, do you know, 1 think
you nre the most curious man 1 ever knew.
To think you should take so much trouble
to find out such n little thing as that. llos
ton Transcript.
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To Cure a Cold In One liny
Take Laxative Hroino Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money ll'ittails to euro. 2.1c.
One of the keenest disappointments a
misanthrope meets is the lack of n demand
for his sentiments when an epitaph is to be
written. Chicago Democrat.
Prof. Chas. P. Curd, St. Louis, Mo.,
writes: We unhcstitntint;Iy attribute the
recovery and continued Rood health of our
little boy to Tcethinn (Teething Powders).
"Did he prove to he a strong candidate?"
"No, the second assessment broke him."
Detroit Journal.
Piso's Cure cannot he too highly spoken of
is a cough cure. J. W. O'lliien, .'122 Third
Ave, X., Minneapolis, Minn., Jan. 0, 1C00.
The foolish will never take simple reme
dies. Chicago Democrat.
in nr nr n
m if I II A $ A
ullMKm 1' I 1 1 IHTTTI 1IW1 11' 1 1 lirnTT"iWWflF
poisons out of the system and will regulate
you naturally and easily and without gripe or pain. Start to-night one tablet keep it up for
a week and help the liver clean up the bowels, and you will feel right, your blood will be rich,
face look clean, eyes bright. Get a JOc box of CASCARETS, take as directed. If you arc not
cured or satisfied you get your money back. Bile bloat is quickly and permanently
Mi! CANDY CATHARTIC rr
10c 538S?lwr
25c. 50c.
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To any needy mortal suffering from bowel troubles and too poor to buy CASCARETS vc will send a box free. Address
Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago or New York, mentioning advertisement and paper. 20
Try (Jrnln-Ot Try Grnln-O!
Ak your grocer to-day to show you n
package of (JHAIN-O. the new food drink
that takes the place of coircc. The children
may drink it without injury as well as the
.l..l All ...1.- I-., it l.l. 14 m'1TM
Mlllllb. 4111 IHJ 11V lb llltl' lb. IflWkll-f J j
has that rich seal brown of Mocha or .lava,
but it is made from pure grains, nnd the '
most ueiieato sioinncns receive 11 witnoiit
distress. 1-4 the price of codec 15 cts. and
'2o cts. per packiiue. Sold by all grocers.
IHcittiltiir Dudca,
Evnngclhic Have you become acquainted
with many of the young men in our social
circle?
Angelina Oh. yes; I know a "thing" or
two. Philadelphia lhillctiii.
Ttip Rest Prescription for Chill
nnd Fever Is 11 bottlo of Gitovn's Tahtrlks!
C1111.1, Tonic. Itls Hiuiplyirnunmlquliiiuoln
atuatolesa form. No euro no pity. Prlco,o0e,
A good manv failures are due to the fnet
that the socnlled opportunities in a man's
life arc not labeled. Atchison Globe.
When cycling lake n bnr of White's Yuca
tan. It will help you to rule futther and
easier.
Lots of people standing up inside a crowd
ed street car simply V.ieans so many riders
nro strnpped for room. lluffalo News.
Thlrtv minutes in nil tho tlmo required to
tlvo with l't tnam FAimt.Hss Dyks. Bold by
all druggists.
Shipped C. O. U. cast of tlii" Uockv Mountains on n-cclntof ?, subject toexniiiliintlnn. Solid 2c to
a'ZlSrvZ,"" T. M. ROBERTS' SUPPLY HOUSE, ""iiv:'.'.'.'."""''
DR. HOFFETTS
EETHIN
(Teething Powders)
feyl 140-
Costs only 25 cents
.. OrnmllSocculs to C.J.
tSflfflfes
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A news ink that IS CHEAP in manufactured by
The Queen City Printing Ink Co.,
Cincinnati, Ohio
Who have had 40 years' experience lu making NEWS INK
TO MEET THE REQUIREMENTS
Such as, the Speed of the Press the Texture of the Paper the
Temperature of the. Press Room, etc It tfoes FARTHER ADDS
to the look of a paper -and IS CHEAP or at least ECONOMI
CAL, which is THO TEST for the word CHEAP.
Tills Is printed -with THAT Ink.
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Puffs under the eyes; red nose; pimple
blotched, greasy face don't mean hard drink
ing: always as much as it shows that there is
BILE IN THE BLOOD. It is true, drink
ing and over-eating overloads the stomach,
but failure to assist nature in regularly dis
posing of the partially digested lumps of food
that are dumped into the bowels and allowed
to rot there, is what causes all the trouble.
CASCARETS will help nature help you, and
will keep the system from filling with poisons,
will clean out the sores that tell of the sys
tem's rottenness. Bloated by bile the figure
becomes unshapely, the brcatn foul, eyes and
skin yellow; in fact the whole body kind of
fills up with filth. Every time you neglect to
help nature you lay the foundation for just
such troubles. CASCARETS will carry the
CURED BY
Wo want
your butter
and will
furnMh this
Cream bcinirntor for t7.00 nnd ounr
nut co It to glvo thn Knmo satisfaction
thai a 8IU0 Separator will, Wrlto for
pi rtleulnrs. Will pay you tho
lilgtiGst Market Price in Gash for
Butter and Remit Promptly,
117 furnish you nice vessch free to ttilp In.
Kefcrcnco: Nntlonnl Hnnlc of Commerce.
Enclose stamp for reply.
Address (. V. CHANDLER St CO.,
1128 Walnut St., Kansas City, Ma
lew Century Caligraph.
Luteal, Host nml Most IiurnbloTriumrllrr " I ho
market. Wrllo for cntnlouiip
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Miitiillia .',, 71-1 llclittviirn Ht.
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BINDER TWINE SS
unnlrit atntrMit
VH'V 1MINT,
- Iowa.
UKADKlia OV THIS I'APKIl
I)I.S11UNU TO IIUV ANYTHING
AI)Vi:in'lSI5l IN ITSl'OWMNS
Mio;;i,i) insist vvos iiavivi
WHAT THUV ASK KOIt, UUKUSlKl
AI.IiSUIISTlTUTKS Oil IMlTAl'lONd.
A. N. K.-l)
1817
wur.x AviesTixii to Aivi:uTisr.itsi
iIimid ntulo Hint you mnv tliu Ailvi'i'tUo
men I In till iiiui'.
FARMERS!
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Not tho Cheapest But the Bost-it.R,r;iri5jrlJ,lt,is
ImgKV hero llhitrnli-.l, (ully i-quippcil. with heavy rubber or iltlll top.
lviul spring. I'nitillug, genr, ihirk Urcwstcr crcpti, liodv lilack, wltli
very Hue Mulsh. Kcrotcl loatlicr trlinmcd. The licst hickory screwed
rim jvhcols, Much ttead. l'till length llritnscls carpet. lloot,stomt npnm,
wlilt) socket, full drop back, toe nail, nickel linn rati, leather trimmed
shnfts. Wc liavo clilclos from ftt(H up, incliulltig Komi Carts, Kond
Wncons. Surrevs. 1'lineloim. Tr.ms. Siirlntr Wnentnt nnd llinlness Rlcs.
Allays Irritation, Aids Digestion,
Regulates the llowch,
Strengthens the Child,
Makes Tcethlruj Easy.
JEETIIINA Relieves the Bowel
at Druggists, any ago.
MOFFETT, M. D ST. LOUIS. MO
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