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Cancer I'rnetlcc followed 'by Ambtt
lance SurttcoiiM In vNcw
York City.
The nmhulancc came into the hospital
yard at a reckless rate of speed. Tho
surgeon on it was shouting for stretch
ers before, the ambulance stopped at
the hospital doUr. Two orderlies seized
the wounded man, Jiurriertly put him
into a stretcher and lifted him within
reach of two house physicians who
came hustling down the steps with
stethoscopes in their hands. They ap
plied the instruments to the breast of
the injured man and said "all right."
The orderlies carried him into the hos
pital r.eeeption room and there the phy
slclans again applied the stefhoscopes.
This time they pronounced him dead.
"Well," said the ambulance surgeon,
"that wns a narrow escape, and I
couldn't afford it this weejc, either."
Asked to explain his strange renlark,
the surgeon said: "There is a penalty
for any ambulance surgeon bringing
a dead man or a drunken man to the
Iiospltnl. It doesn't make any differ
ence if he has died on the way here.
or how badly he was hurt. He must be
examined with the stethoscope before
he can come into the hospital, and if
the doctors pronounce him dead, why
the ambulance surgeon is stuck. It
costs him drinks and the cigars for all
the other doctors, in (he hospital.
"Take this casi," he continued.
"That man was sure to die. 1 knew it
the minute 1 saw him. But common
decency demanded that he should not
be allowed to die in the streets. Yet
J. knew that I was taking a risk in get
ting him in the ambulance and bringing
him here. If we had been delayed for
even a minute on the road, I would have
had to spend about eight dollars for the
fun of the rest of the doctors. I'mcklly,
we had clear streets and we made rec
ord time.
"This is the custom in every hospital
in tlie city. If it was only the fatally
injured to whom the rule applied, it
would not be so bad. But the surgeon
who brings in a plain drunk gets it
harder than in the other case. That's
the reason so many men are allowed to
stay in the station hous'e cells with
fractured skulls. It is not the easiest
thing in the world to make a sidewalk
diagnosis and decide whether a man
is merely unconscious from liquor or
whether he has a fractured skull. So
the surgeons usually take no clianccs
and allow the man to stay in the cell
until the symptoms nre developed
enough to show whether or not the
skull is really fractured.
"I know it's wrong, but we young-
Htcrs can't upset all the time-honored
customs of such did institutions." N.
Y. Sun.
Don't "Worry the Composer.
A musical organization, intending to
give a performance of an oratorio, be
gan to be alarmed about the probable
cost of the production.
Accordingly the director of tho
chorus said to the luadiM of the or
chestra, who wa a professional mu
sician: "We've got to keep down our ex
penses, nnd I thought I might get you
to leave out the trombones. You know,
they have only four measures in the
entire oratorio, and if we leave them
out we can save at least $15, and no one
will be any the wiser."
The leader of the orchestra was ex
tremely shocked. Assuming a tragic at
titude, he exclaimed:
"Thnt would le an insult to the com
poser!" The chorus director reflected a mo
ment, nnd then said, cheerfully:
"OJi, never mind him; he's dead!"
Collier's Weekly.
THE GENERAL "MARKETS.
Kansas City", Mo., Oct. 3.
CATTLi: Host bcuvui 4 :n do .' i
Stoelturs, S 40 4 75
Native cuw.s 2 00 & .1 rV
HOGS Choice to heavy II GJ
SHKKP-Kulr to choice 2 J5 3 W)
"WHEAT-.No. 3 red Gil ft 71
No. 2 Imul 0l i 07
COKN-Xo. .; mixed 'Mi& '-
OATS-No ' mixed. il'Mfo J
KYK-No.S lit 0 h0
l-'J-OUU-Paiuut. Ir bbl...;... n C nHI
Kancy coo an a -
IIAY-Choko timothy 7!5 (ft H (M
Fancy prairie 6 75 . 7 1J
BRAN (sucked) WyTd f'J
BUTTKU--Choice creamery.... ID (ft -'1
C1IKR.MJ Kiill cream 11 (ft H'i
EC1QS- holeo IIHfft 15
POTATO-US Id & :w
ST. LOO IS.
CATTnr.-Natlvoaudsnippliii?. 4 f0 (fi 0 M
Tcxhiis U 15 4 41)
ItOaS-licavv 4 to (it 4 75
SHEKP-Fnlr to choice ail 6b 1 U
PJ.OUK-Chtilco a n f6 3 ill
WHKAT-Nij a red 7-'K 7.J
COKN-No !! mixed 31 do :W
OATS-No, a mixed at SIVJ
KYE-No. 2 E8 ft M)
UUTTEU-Creammy ll (6 M
I.AItl) -Western inoii 5 3714 ft M
POit.v a :w us, oo
CHICAGO.
CATTM: -Common to in imo. . . 1 4 ) 0 7.1
HOOS -Packing and hhlnuliiK.. 4 4D I l
SHEEP Rlix to clioiuf 2 75 4 25
VLOUK Winter wheat 8 Ml 3 00
AVHKAT-No.il red: 7J 71
COKN-No. 2 ." 3i' 31f
OATS No. 2. :. 11V8t 23
HYIJ : MOM
HUTTEK-Orcumery ... 10 ,ia
I.AKI) 5 42VJ-a 5 5
POKlv 8 12H0 8 25
NEW YOKIC
CATTLE Nattvo steers 4 45 C 05
HOGS-Gopn to choice . l,li 5 10
SHIHU'-Conunon tocholccw. 2 7 4 lS'tj
AVHKAT-No. -i led 7.' 73
COKN-No. 2 j3J 3(
Oats-no. a..1 ...... m-j m k
UUTTEIt... '..... 1 4 , 17 23
Dewey CdclirnMon.
Americans are quick to appreciate merit.
The Dcwev celebration prove that, nnd it is
again forcibly demonstrated in the praise
and confidence which is accorded to llos.tet
tor's Stomach Hitters, one of the most mer
itorious remedies ever compounded for in
digestion) constipntion, dyspepsia, bilious,
ncss, liver or l.ulucy disease or any titfnble
arising from a wpaic stomach. If you have
a weak stomach don't fail totry it.
l'olhlclnn'n Point "of View.
First Little Girl My pa. says business is
going to boom right along now,.
Second Little Girl My pa says business is
going to be awful dull.
"I guess my pa known,' for he'j? a polytikan,
an' he's jus' got a nomniynation!"-
"1 (lues's mv na knows best, for he's a noly-
tutan
tionl'
it. . ....' - -
, too, an' lie's just lost
' Baltimore Times.
a nommyna-
Sli01ul"K iy sin";
Tlm.Tnlm M. Smvth Co. of Chienco arc dc
voting a gieat deal of attention to developing
trade throughout the West una bourn uy
mad. The concern is one of the hugest nl
the City of Chicago, aud has been well and
favorably known throughout .that city and
the North and Went for many years. 'I hey
are now reudy to mail to any ictulcy of this
paper on receipt of 10c, to paitly pay postj
age or espionage and as evidence pt good
faith, their mammoth catalogue, which con
tains illustrated descriptions and prices of
every conceivable article and necessity need
ed in the home or on the farm. The ten cents
naiil for the mailing of the catalogue is al
lowed on the lii bt purchase amounting to
$1.00 or above. Everyone sending for the
catalogue will also leccive their monthly
grocery price list free every month. People
living outside of lnigc cities should send tor
the John M. Smyth Co. catalogue and com
pare prices quoted in this catalogue Tor all
articles of home consumption, hardware,
dry goods, grocery, notions, clothing, etc.,
with prices which tliey nre paying. Benders
who send to John M. Smyth Co., 150 to
100 W. Madison St., Chicago, for their cata
logue should not fail to mention this paper.
llrlllliint.
Cora TJiec electric lights are so hard on
the complexion.
Dora Yes; one can see to well by them.
Tuck.
Try Crnln-OI Try Grnln-O!
Ask your grocer to-day to show you n
package of GRAIN-O, the new food drink
that takes the plute ot coH'ce. The children
may drink it without injury as Well as the
adult. All who try it like it. GRAIN-0
litis that rich seal brown of iloclia or .lava,
but it is made from pure grains, and the
most delicate stomachs receive it without
distress. 1-4 the price of coffee. 15 cts. and
25 cts. per paeknuo. Sold by all grocers.
"No. ir." said a nasenner on a steam
ship to the captain. "1 am not tensiek, but
I am disgusted with the motion of the ves
sel." Ohio btate .Journal.
Do Your Kcet Actio it nil Hurn f
Shako into your shoes Allen's Foot-Ease,
n powder for the feet. It makes tight or
New Shoes feel Easy. Cures Corns, Bun
ions, Swollen, Smarting, Hot, Callous, Sore,
and Sweating Feet. All DtuggiMs and Shoe
Sloi-es, soil it. 25c. Snmnle sent l'REI:
:d-
dress, Allen S. Olmstiu, Le Boy, X. Y.
The patient has a fighting chance for his
life when doctors disagree. Chicago Daily
News.
Don't Neglect a Cough. Take Some Hale's
Honey of llorcliound and Tar instanter.
Pike's Toothache Diops Cine in one minute.
No matter how timid a man may be he is
never hackwnid nhout leminding you of a
promise. Chicago Daily News.
Each package of PUTNAM FADELESS
DYES colors cither Huk, Wool or Cotton
perfectly. Sold by all druggists.
Worthlecsncss is one of the most costly
things m the world. Barn's Horn.
Hull' Cntiirrli Cure
Is a Constitutional Cure. Price, 75c.
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The Great Catarrh Cure
JOE WHKKLKIt'S CIIAUGU AT RAN JUAN HILL.
Major General Joseph Wheeler, couv
mnndine; tho cavalry forc.vs in front of
Santiago and the author of " The Snn
tin(ro Campai,'ii," in hpeakliif,' of tlus
great catarrh ri'inedj', Pc-ru-na, says:
"I johi with Souutors Sullivan, Koaoh
uud McEnory in their good opinion of
Pc-ru-na. It is recommended to 1110 by
thoso who have used it 11s au excellent
tonic and particularly ofi'ectivo ns n
euro for cnlwrh."
Unitod States Senator MoEnory,
Hon. S. D. McKnery, United States
Scrjntor from Ijoiii-siiinn, .sfiy the fol
lowing in regard io Pe-ru-ns:
' Po-ni,-n!i l.s nn Excellent tonic. I
have uswl it hiltlleitutjy to tfiy that I
believe it to be all that you claim for it.
S. D, McEiiory, vw Orleans, Louisi
B m m lii t
Is your breath baur" then your
best, friends turn their heads aside.
A bad breath means a bad liver.
Ayer's Pills arc liver pills. They cure
constipation, biliousness, dyspepsia,
sick headache. 25c. Ail druggists.
HI IIMWII I 11 IMM I "I 'HI'
Want your mouMuclio or board a bouutllul
brown or rich Mark? Then mso
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE tfni&s
60 CM or p.iKlAJtTK, n R. P Hmi. A Co Nmih, n m.
Grand Truiik AdiN Now DIiiIiik CnrH.
The Grand Trunk Railway has added two
additional (hnuigcars toitsuiptipiueiit. 'i hey
ate models of artistic buuty and materially
add to tho pleastue of traveling over this
popular system. Willi uiipioved nrsieiass
coaches nnd the finest sleeping-ears that are
run on any thiough trains in America, it wns
cshcntial to have the finest Hint could he got
in the wny of dining cats. The management,
therefore, placed tiicse two new dining ta
lons on the middle and western divitoolm,
running between Suspension Bridge and Chi
cago. The general exterior appearance of the
cars is similar to the new standard day
coaches which are run on the tint ml Trunk
System. The windows aie glncd with
heavy plate Bias.1), nil nre double, being dust
nroof when shut. The dining room is large,
and will scat thirty persons comfottably.
The chnirs nre of oak, upholstered in leather.
The windows are decorated with costly dra
peries, and the openings into the dining room
arc provided v itfi ornninentnl poi tiercs. The
floors nre carpeted with hnndhomqlv de
Kigned Wilton" throughout the whole length
of Hie car, and the vcstihulcd floois aie cov
ered Willi runner tiling.
A very handsome and beautifully designed
sideboard is placed at otic cud of the dining
room. China and linen closets, waidrohes
nnd white mctnltwashsinds nie in evidence
in nccoi dance with modern practice. The
carsarc heated with hot water coils in com
ncction with htciini from the engine and
lighted by Acme lamps, and the tiimmings
throughout are of solid bronze, most beauti
fully designed. Altogether they are superb
creations of skilled workmanship nnd greatly
admiicd by all who scettipin.
Jiitt A'tel.
"Johnny, did you take yotir cough medicine
regularly in t.chool, as I told you?"
"No'nr, Tommy liudds liked it, an' he
gimme an apple for it." Stray Stories.
Tin- Host Pri'Norlntloii for Chills
and I'Vvcr is u tiottlo of Guiivr.N Tastiuxss
Cuii.i.To.s'ic. It. s blmplyirnniiiidiiiiniiiuin
ulaslelusslonn. No euro no nay. Priitc.rjOu.
There is nothing more discouraging to a
cirl than to icturn home from a um town
with a new wiinklc in style and find that it
has preceded her. Atchison Globe.
To Cure i Cold In Ono liuy
Take Laxative Hromo Quinine Tablets. All
diuggisls refund money if it fails to cure. 25o.
When a rich banker sigiH notes tliey may
seldom be piotcsted, but it m.ly Ito dillcieut
if he singH them. Pliiladelplua Itccoid.
We think Piso's Cute for Consumption is
the only medicine for Coughs. Jennie
Pinckard, Springfield, 111., Oct. 1, ISfll.
It is said there is no fool like nn old fool
but theic me some young ones that run a
close second. Chicago Daily News.
The man who eontrols hi temper governs
his worst enemy. Chicago Daily News.
United States Senator Sullivan,
" 1 desire to Miy 1 have been tulciiitf
Pe-ru-na for somo time for catarrh, and
luivo found it an excellent medicine,
(riving me more relief than any thing I
lime ever taken. W. V. Sullivan, Ox
ford, liss."
United States Senator Koacli,
" Persuaded by u friend I Jmvu used
Pt'-rn-nu as 11 tonic, and nui glad to
testify that it bus greatly helped mo in
strength, Vigcjr and appetite. I Imvo
been advised by friends that i is ru
uinrkably efllcaeloufl n.s u cure for tho
alni'ist universal complaint of witarrh.
W. N. Iloach, Larimore, North Da
ko.ta."; '. .
A free book on catarrh hent to any
nddrVss by Tim lV-ru-iia Drug M'f'jj
Cdl, Columbus, Ohio. .
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With Shampoos of
and light dressings of CUTICURA, purest of
emollient skin cures. This treatment at once
stops falling hair, removes crusts, scales and
dandruff, soothes irritated, itching surfaces,
stimulates the hair follicles, supplies the roois
with energy and nourishment, and makes the
hair grow upon a sweet, wholesome, healthy
scalp when all else fails.
ITTlT? ATV"& QWFFP and freo from ovory blomlsh Is tho skin, scalp
UiAU i.n JLF O UIJX uml ,,lir cicaiiHcd. purified, nnd boautlfleil by
CUTICURA SOAP. It removes tho c.iuso of disfiguring eruptions, loss of hair,
nnd h.iby blemlshci, viz.: Tho clogged, hrltatcd, inflamed, or sluggish condition ot
tho PORES. CUTICURA SOAP combines delicato emollient properties dorived
from CUTICURA) tho great skin euro, with tho purest of cleansing Ingredients'
nnd most re fresh lute of flower odors. No othor medicated hoap ever compounded 1'
to bo compared with it for preserving, purifying, and beautifying tho skin, scalp,
hafr, and bands. No other foreign or domestic soap, howovor oxpunslvo, Is to bo
compared with it for all tho purposes of tho toilet, h.ith, and nursery. Thus ft com
bines in ONE SOAP at ONE PRICE namely, iW CENTS tho bast skin and
complexion hoap, and tho best toilet and baby soap, in tho world.
Spoody Curo Troatmont for Itching, Burning, Scaly Humors.
not baths with CUTICURA SOA V to cleans tho skin, gentle anointings with CUTICURA
OINTMKNT to lical tho rUn, and mild doses of CUTICURA RKSOLV1JST to cool tho
blood. Sold throughout tliowoild. Piicc.TIIH SKT,1 M; or SOAI'i 'ilc; OINTMKNT,
Kta.; KKSOI.VKXT (I1.1U ble), 60c. I'OTTKR DIRJO .t CIIKM. COIlI'., Jolo i-rops.,
Boatou. Scud for "Ilowto llavo lieautlftil llnir.natidu, und 8I.I11," nmlled free.
CHICAGO.
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Live Slock Commission Agent
FOR THE PURCIIACE AND SALE OF
CAPITAL, -GURPL.U5,
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Aitdress Us-cw
L'MON STOCK YAKhS, ChlcoRn, Ills.
NATIONAL SIQCK YARUi, Ills.
UNION STOCK YARbS, tuutli Dmali.i, Nch.
KANSAS CITY S1CCK YARDS, Kmi&m C.ty,
Ab.vavs jimparrd to (urnisli i-uttlo on t'rno to rcsponsililo ferders of stock, und on mos
favoral-lf t' nns. Inlorwritlon blanks hciil ( 11 icnucst. .ll niiplleailniis should bo uddicssed to
llio conip-nv u'. luii!as C.ty .Stcull Yards.
WE OPPCR YOU UNEQUALr.D SEUVICIi AND ACSOLUTE SAFETY-.
IT ALWAYS PAYS TO PATRO$U!ZE THE EEST.
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