t kit I A THE NEW MAN ADVISED. X.lttlo man, little man, do the very best you can, Guuge the measure of your pleasure on the truly pleasant plan, That puts safety valves on Joy, for a bright high-pressure boy, By providing for the impulse which might mix In cheap alloy. X.lttlo lad, little lad, be as cheerful and as glad, As becomes a Jolly urchin much too merry to be mad; In your wildest gibes and Jokes, well con sider other folks. You can be both kind and happy without wearing evil's yokes. Tho best kind of little boys cultivate true equipoise, And forget not other people 'mid their sauciest pranks or noise; They are anxious to bo right, sunny, sen sible, polite, Hot to riot and be ruffians who prefer to swear and fight. They have eyes both frank and true, they aro faithful and true blue, And in courtesy's best coin give every playmato honest duo; They can halloo, Blng and play, In tho very liveliest way, And no hoodlum stuffed with rudeness Is aB happy as aro they. Little fellows may be wise, honest hearts and honest eyes, TVlth a puro soul clear as crystal all un stained by filthy lies; Bo a boy of manly mind, truthful, useful, careful, kind, Then your life will be worth living, as you cannot fall to find. I. EDGAR JONES. V 4.4.4. JU J J4-UX 4.4. 4.4.XX4. X4, A 4. A 4-Atf Genius in Ibc -- Oil Region. DICK WARltER'S WAT OF HANDLING NITROGLTCERIN. TTTTTTTT,tttfTTR;;FR'X U "TOiYl would have been nlensed more times thnn I enn tell if you hnd only known Dick Warner," said a talkative mnn from the oil region. ""Dick was a chap worth knowing. In deed, he wns. Devil Dick, we used to call him, and I don't know but what it was a fitting name for him. Devil Dick, lie wns a nitroglycerin handler in the early days of that sudden and capricious explosive agent, so useful to the oil op erator, but so capable of mixing up and changing the aspect of things gen erally when it gets going at the wrong time and place. Dick's way of hnndling nitroglycerin was so disingenuous that when Dick had a load of the stuff to deliver to a well everybody else at and nbout that well took to the woods. Unless it might be Dan Sutton. Dnn was a chum of Dick's, and had as calm and unruffled a manner in handling nitroglycerin as Dick himself. Why, I've seen Dan and Dick play catch with nitroglycerin they were unloading Dick tossing can after can to Dan, and Dan catching it, just as if they were un loading brick, although the missing of a can by Dan would mean that in less thnn a second you couldn't find so much as a toenail of either. But Devil Dick was the better worth knowing of the two. He was original. He had genius. He "was great. "For instance, Dan Sutton would never have thought of doing such a thing as Dick did once down at Roen's camp. Dan might have been willing to do it, but he never could have thought it up. A driller named Peterson got n regular Dutch rolling sknte on one day, and was blowing around about what things he could do, when who should come along but Devil Dick with a lond of glycerin. The load wasn't for any well around the camp, but Dick stopped to listen to'the drunken driller. Pretty scon he got off his wagon and says to the driller: " 'Pete,' he says, 'I'll bet you $20 you can't hit n can of glycerin with a stone at 20 pnees once out of ten times, and I'll hold the can.' "That was enough to make everybody around there prick up hisears.and when Peterson said he'd take the bet and Dick stepped to the wngon to get the can, we all mnde tracks for high ground. By the time we got to a safe place and stopped to look back Dick had paced oil' the distance and stood there holding the can of glycerin at arm's length, nnd the driller was getting ready to make the throws. Five throws were wild. The sixth one struck Dick's nrm not three inches from the can. That jarred the can out of Dick's hand, but he caught it before it reached the ground, or the throwing match would have end ed there and then, with the total separa tion of Dick and the driller from all further toil and tribulntion. The last four throws were nil close to the can, the last one nctually grazed it. Dick won his bet, got his money, put his can back in the wagon and drove on his way. "That was genius, wasn't it? And look what it did. When Peterson got sober and came to think over what he had done, he signed the pledge, and never touched another drop of liquor. He is living, rich and respected. He never would have been either if it hadn't been for Devil Dick Warner. Lots of men profit by other men's genius just that way. Lot's of 'em. "In those days the woods all through the oil region, and the oil region ran pretty much all to woods, were alive with wild animals of all kinds, nnd it was no uncommon sight to see a bear, or a panther, or a lynx or borne other savage brnst prowling around the camps or the isolated oil towns. The lynx, especially, beemed to have a liking for oil-well men, and one particularly big and savage one had its eyes on Devil Dick almost every day when he was carting nitroglycerin over the lonely Corker Hun road, and was watching its chance to get away with him. One day Dick was on his way to a well with a load of torpedoes, and he picked me up on the way. I was going to Jones' new drilling. On a stretch of tho road through Conway's woods, I discovered u big Canadian lynx stealing along through the branches of the trees at one side of the road and keeping only a few feet behind us. " 'Great Aaron, Dick,' said I, pulling Dick's sleeve. 'Look at that.' " 'I seen it this mile or more,' said Dick. 'It's hankerin' after me, nnd I only hope it'll keep on after us till we git to Keery's opening. I'm nchin' for it to do that. Then I'll surprise it.' "Keery's opening was a gap in the woods, and n ravine 20 feet deep, a mile or so further on. The lynx kept right on, nnd when we got to the opening the animal was still with ub. " 'Now,' said Dick, 'see me scattei him!' The lynx had crouched down only a few feet from the edge of the nenrest wall of the ravine. Before I hnd any idea of how Dick intended to scatter him, he grabbed up a can of nitrogly cerin and hurled it with all his might at the animal, which wns not more thnn 20 feet away. The can struck the side oi tne jynx wun n uuu tnump, nnu wie yielding flesh nnd fur did not oiler re sistance enough to explode it. The force of the blow keeled the lynx over on its back, and the can began to roll slowly down a gradual decline Hint led from where the lynx lay to the edge of the ravine wall. I am not nshamed to say that I stood somewhat aghast at this display of genius on the part of Devil Dick, for I knew thnt the instant the can rolled over the wall and dropped on the rocks at the bottom the explo sion that had been averted by the lynx's body would surely follow, and that the man I had an important engagement with at Jones' new driller that day would look for me in vain. "Quick as I could do it, and it must have been pretty quick, I jumped from the wagon, tore like mad up the ravine, and stood beneath where the torpedo would roll. over the edge of the ravine, with my hands raised to catch it as it came down, nnd prevent it from strik ing the rocks. A scraggy bush of some kind grew on the edges of the rocks at the top of the wall, and just as I got to my post in the ravine the can of nitroglycerin had rolled to the edge and struck against the main stem of the bush. The can struck it a little out of the center, and the heavier end dipped down until it hung over the wall two inches, and in thnt position the can stopped. It seemed as if a breath of wind moving the bush must dislodge 11. "All this had taken but very few sec onds. The instant I saw the can lodge against the bush 1 started back for Dick's wagon as fast as I could go, fori give you my word I was afraid the tor pedo would drop before we got away from there and scatter Dick and me as well as the lynx, and I wnnted to hurry Dick up. When I got to the wagon, though, there stood Dick with another can of glycerin raised, ready to hurl after the first one. He lowered it, though, and looked around at me with disgust and disappointment on his face, and, merciful me, how he was swear- nig: " 'The Infernal varmint hns give me the slip nnd took to the woods!' he hol lered. 'Lord! How I'd like to bust one o' these shells on his carcass!' "Dick put the can back and we drove on, Dick swearing till I had a notion to get out and walk. Before I had made up my mind fully n roar and a rumble came following us down the road, and a shower of rock thumped and pattered on all sides of us. Wc hadn't got away half a minute too soon. The torpedo hnd lost its hold on the bush and dropped to the bottom of the ravine. " 'It's too thunderin' bad!' Devil Dick ripped out before the rocks were done falling. 'How tliat'd a-scattered that infernal varmint of a lynx if it had only struck right.' "That was Dick Devil Dick Warner. Genius? 1 should say so! And to think that after handling nitroglycerin in his whole-souled and oil-hand man ner for ten years and more he should die of a carbuncle. Poor Devil Dick! You should have enjoyed know ing him, I'm sure you would." N. Y. Sun. Self Sfierlllcp. As n gladiator trained the bodj-, so must we train the mind to self-sacrifice, "to endure all things," to meet and overcome difficulties and danger. We must take the rough and thorny roads, as well as the smooth and plens ant, and a portion at least of our daily duty must be hard and disagreeable, for the mind ennnot be kept strong nnd healthy in perpetual sunshine only, nnd the most dangerous of all states is that of constantly recurring pleasure, ease and prosperity. Most persons will find difficulties and hardships enough without seeking them; let them not repine, but take them as a part of that educational discipline necessary to fit the mind to arrive at its highest good. Detroit Krco Press. It blind every Is stated that there are 1,000,000 people in the world, or one to 1,500 inhabitants. THE FARMING WORLD. BEES IN THE WINTER. Thin "Writer 1'refcrn Clinff Hive to Quartern In tlic Cellar. Preparation of bees for winter should be begun some time before winter is on. If they are to be fed, it should be done while the weather is yet warm, as liquids cannot be fed to bees in winter. If bees arc destitute of food during the winter proper food may be given them in the form of candy until warm weather comes in spring. It takes about 25 pounds of honey to winter a colony successfully, nnd this amount mny be given them in part or in whole of sirup made from granulated sugar. The necessary amount of stores in ench colony should be looked after care fully in nututnn, nnd furnished in every case needed, so that they may be placed in winter quarters before cold wcatlujr. Colonies may be fed very rapidly if necessary. In case of late feeding thJB must be done, and the full nmount of provisions may be given them in a few days. A strong colony will store n gallon of sirup in less than 21 houw. vBut in case colonics arc fed earlier, they not be fed so rapldty, and it is bet-, ter to prolong feeding ten days or two weeks, as this gives them more time to ripen nnd seal up their stores, which is much better, and also gives them an opportunity to renr brood, which is very essential to successful wintering. I much prefer chaff hives to winter in, in preference to the cellar, and if you have never tried wintering in the cellnr, you hnd better leave that to the expert. Chaff hives if well made are irood all-year-round hives. They arc good protection in winter, and in spring they nre a great benefit in pro tecting the bees during the changes of weather, and docs not check brood rear ing during cold snaps. They arc also convenient in summer nnd protect the bees and honey In hot weather. After using a house apiary for sev eral years, 1 much prefer it, and would not again go back to our apiaries. As for winter protection in the house, 1 pack in chaff after the fashion of the chnil hive. Late swarms, and all weak colonics of any kind should be united until their combined strength is as good as the best before going into winter quarters. It is useless to undertake to winter col onies that are queenless, and they, too, should be put in with others contain should be put with others containing queens. A. II. Duff, in Western Rural. DRINKING FOUNTAIN. Convenient Device Invented by n Vermont Farmer. Not every farmer is supplied with running streams where the poultry can get-good water when they want it, es pecially the young chickens, turkeys nnd goslings. I bought several three gallon galvanized pails for 17 cents each and some small pans for ten cents. A small hole was made in the bottom of each pail, which was then filled with FOUNTAIN FOIt CHICKENS. water and set in the middle of a shallow pan. A board cover was placed on top. You ought to have seen how much the chickens and goslings enjoyed this good drinking fountain. Do not get the pan too large. A spnee of y. inches below the pail and the outside of the pan is sufficient. This nllows plenty of room for drinking, but the young birds ennnot get into the water nnd foul it. Care should be taken to have the holo in the bottom of the pail quit small. The opening made by the point of an awl or small nail is large enough. I fill one of these fountains twice a day for CO goslings. Ornnge Judd Farmer. Peed the FovfIn Slovrly. One of the difficulties in feeding fowls is thnt, as given by the poulterer, the food is in n mnss and can be gobbled down far too quickly. In its natural state, the fowl hunting for food is obliged to eat slowly, one grnin at a time. Usunlly, after each mouthful, the hen is obliged to scratch for more. So ingrained is this instinct that a hen with chickens will scratch and cluck when she comes to n pile of grain. One of the rensons why corn is a bad feed for fowls is that the grain is lnrge, and if shelled nnd thrown out by hnnd f uls, the fowls eat it much too fast for their good. The true way to feed hens m to mix their grnin with chnfl! or straw, so that they must scratch for It. If covered with mellow earth, It will be still better, as the dust thus raibed will rid the fowls of vermin. American Cultivator. During tho fall and winter is a good time to plan out the farm so as to do iway with all unnecessary fencing. NEAT SIPHON SIGNAL. A Little Convenience Which May Hurt it Lot of Tro utile. The float attached to a signal, as Il lustrated herewith, for use while si phoning wntcr from n well is for th purpose of giving notice when water is Hearing the cud of the pipe in the well, as it will stop the action of tho siphon to allow tho wnter to fall below the suction cud. After the well is "banket! iu" to keep out frost it is not con venient to examine the height of water, hence tho need of the signal to tclJ when wntcr is getting low, so the flow can be regulated by faucet at the lowci end in pipe (d). Mino was made with a piece of ordinary two-inch plnnk(a) V.lrili; RS5S9.t!il.;l;i,V SIPHON SIGNAL. one foot squnre. A small staple was driven in tho center of tho top, tho wire (b) attached to tho staple nnd passed through a hole made through the cov ering of the well (c) nnd attached to n' light piece of board or lath (a) fas tened to nn upright. Arrange the length of wire so thnt as wafer be comes low the weight of the flat will pull down on one end of the signal nnd raise the other end to which n piece of tin or a cloth is attached as a signal. H. C. Crary, In Farm and Home. ASHES AS FERTILIZERS. They Are Very Uneful on CroM I,lko Clover mill Grant. Considerable spnee is devoted to ashes as fertiliers in a late bulletin Issued by the Massachusetts Experiment station. The bulletin states that lime-kiln ashes, which contain, in one ton, 800 pounds of lime, 25 of potash, and 20 of phosphoric acid, might well be advertised and sold with profit. These ashes are obtained by burning limestone with wood. They are very Ubcful on crops like clover or grass, and farmers who live where they can be obtained, can well nlTord to pay 53.50 per ton and haul them home. As for ordinary unbleached wood ashes, they should never be bought by the bushel. They should be bought not only by weight, but on a guaranteed analysis of potash and phosphoric acid. The Massachusetts Experiment station chemists found all the way from one to 35 per cent, of water in different samples' of such ashes. It is folly to buy ashes by the bushel when 20 per cent, or more of the bulk is nothing but water. The potash and phosphorio acid found in wood ashes have, pound for pound, about equal commercial val ues. Dealers sometimes state only the sum of both instead of the amount of each. This is well enough in figuring the money value of the ashes, but the buyer should demand, in addition, a definite statement of the nmounts of potash and phosphoric acid as separate ingredients. Itural World. FACTS FOR FARMERS. Good cornfodder la better for tho horses than poor hay. When the potatoes are dry is the best time to select the seed. So long as hogs can be kept healthy they can be made profitable. During the fall and winter is a good time to organize farmers' clubs. The older the stock becomes before marketing the more It costs to feed nnd fatten. The profit in farming is determined l.y the difference in prices and the cost of raising. Plan to provide work for the teams every day that the weather will xiermil through the winter. If you are land poor, have got more land than you enn maintain in a good state of fertility, sell off a part. Care must be taken not to put tho sow on lull feed too soon after farrow ing. Gradually increase her ration. Keep In a dry and convenient place where the hogs can help themselves u supply of ashes, salt and copperas. Farmers' Union. lliiriloclc lMuiitM nnd lIortN. It is a practice of some fnrmers to let a few burdock plants grow so as io furnish a green bite for horses during the early bummer. The horses are al most crazy at this season to get some thing, and the slightly bitter taste of the burdock does not prevent them from eating them greedily. This will not interfere with eating dry feed as green grass would do. In fact, some horsemen regard the burdock leaves as a valuable tonic, and declare that horses eat more heartily and do more work ufter they have been fed thus. fife? -S - : m si . . WELL-FED PAUPEHS. Inmate of nn KiikIInIi Workhonwo I)lc rrom Ovcrcntlnir. Every free-born Englishman comes Into the world with the innliennblo right to a seat at the table and a bed in the palatial English workhouse. It has been my good fortune during u journalistic career now close on 25 years to visit nnd describe for various publications over 100 British cities and towns. In nearly every case attention has been called to the handsome build ings set apart for tho paupers, or, in colloquial English, "tho 'ouse." Back in the good old doys of Queen Elizabeth tho principle was made a law that no English mnn or woman should starve, and thnt, if unable to secure a living for themselves, the poor and the indigent and the incnpablcs must be cared for by tho state. So firmly has the idea taken possession of the English mind that the poorer cIbbs, the old, and even those In tho prime of life, talk with complaisance of ending their dnya In tlio 'ouse." They look upon it very much as our old people might regard going to n home for Invalids or tho old, and, indeed, in many of the English workhouses they arc cared for as well as In such institutions as our old ladies"; homes, etc. The other week, when ini Bideford, I waB taken to tho work house, situated In a beautiful hill over looking the broad river nnd famousi bridge. For the moment I could hard ly believe my eyes. It looked for nil the world like a Japanese palace. ItJ was built much ns they build in Japan,, with plaster between the mnssJvc wood en bennis, pointed gnblo roof, old-fashioned casement windows, vines spread ing their beautiful green tendrils in nlF directions, nnd iu front a large variety of dark shrubs and just such stunted' shrubs as one sees iu Japan odd shaped and picturesque. And here tho poor of Bideford cnt, drink and arq merry. Quite a number of cases of death from overfeeding In the Bideford work house occurred during my Btay in Eng land, and the Hackney coroner held In quests on no less than three cases wltlin in a short time. Oliver Twist is evi dently a back number nowadays, for, at the coroner's inquiry into the dcathj of the latest victim of parochial kind ness a man 70 yenrs of age, who hadj lived iu the Bethnal Green workhousw and noted as assistant librarian, the fol lowing dialogue ensued between thu coroner nnd nn inmate of the work house: Merry Pauper Thursday afternoon; while we were having tea I saw the dci ceased, he was cutting some bread nndi butter, suddenly fall backward off tho bench on which he was sitting. The Coroner You don't think the ex ertion of cutting bread and butter killed him? "No, not likely, lie hud cut up a lot before thnt." "They give you plenty to cat, then?" "Aye, they do thnt." The doctor who was called In to see the deceased testified that death was. due to syncope, produced by an over loaded stomach. The Coroner One may say that he was killed by kindness? The Doctor It mny or may not be, kindness to overload a man's stom- nch. ' "Well, it shows he did not go short of. food." "Short! By no menns. Why, they hnve nothing to do but cat, drink andj sleep." J The jury returned n verdict thnt de ceased died from syncope, the result of an overloaded stomach, and that sucki death was due to natural causes. And as the jury gave the decision al deep, sepulchral voice in the back of the courtroom remarked: "What a glorious death!" The owner of the voice wns a tall, gaunt, hungry-looking individual, who had evidently mentally decided that "the 'ouse" was not a bad place to end one's days. N. Y. Mall and Express. ( KxcIuhIoii of JnpnncMO I.nhorcrM. The demnnd that Japanese laborers shall be excluded from tho United States has strengthened into a move ment which has more than once knocked at the doors of congressional, legislation, and even yet contemplates another, and it hopes successful, effort! there. If it shall succeed and securai the extension of the operation of the same laws against the Japanese that! now obtain in the instance of the Chi-( nese, without doubt the education ofl Japanese will practically cease in Call- fornia, and the great light by which a, lately barbarous people are largely finding their way to a higher plane of civilization will be extinguished. That this will vastly decrease the influence! of American thought and methods In the: orient there is no question; and theroi are those who also maintnin that it will greatly impair the relations of trade which now exist between thoi two nations. John E. Bennett, in Chnutauquan. On the Itlnlto. Horatio What ho there, Mercutio, aud whither art going for the coming" winter of our discontent? Mercutio Marry, and to the Klon dike, good sirrah, where nuggets bo, cheaper than offerings of eggs. "Gadzooks, but thou wilt reap fortune indeed." N. Y. Journal. I'll to Date. Ten Broke Let's swap bacilli? Pauline All right. (And they kissed.) Yellow Book,