VI 'J THE NEBRASKA ADVERTISER V. XV. HANDKHS, 1'ulilliher. NEMAHA. NEHRASKA. MERE MATTER OF COURTESY. U'litt SHlrmnt of u li'Irnt Citnjiipral DITiti-iicm:. The old mnn was smoking his pine awl meditating', Ho you ro going to be married, ' ho toahl to the young' man at last. "Well, L a'poso If you have your mind made up tyou'll do it, and there's no use o' my uayiu' a word, except mebbe to give you a little ndvioe." I The young man intimated that he Hvould be glad to have Home adviee from one whom; years were unquestionably jbo full of experience. "Well," said the old man thoughtful Dy, "the ilrst question that'll eomo up will be: 'Who's boss?' You don't think wo now, but I know, for I've been (through it. That-there question got rto be settled afore there will be any pence in the house." "JJut how In it to be nettled ?" asked ftlie young man, thinking it a good plan ,10 humor the elder a little. I "dive It up," returned the old mail. There ain't no rule to go by that I ever heard. Koine settles it one way and eoiiit another." "You had to settle It when you were first married, didn't you?" persisted .-the young man. I "Von bet l did," answered the elder emphatically. I "How did you do it?" "Oh, the usual way." The old man didn't seem to rare to go into personal reininiseenees, but the young' man showed no inclination to let him olt with anything short of that and demanded to know what he called the usual way. "The way nine out of ten men settle Jt," was the answer. "How Jb that?" The old man sighed and gave In. "We got into our llrst, tnnirle in about ,tvo days," he said, "an" I was all primed for It. 1 knowed enough about human nature, an' partlc'larly woman's nature, to know that It had got to be settled right oir the ilrst timo the question come up." I "Ami it was settled?" suggested the young: man, as the old one showed signs of resuming: his pipe without finishing his tale. "Vcp." "How?" "We hadn't been tnncrlod nn on that point inor'n about three minutes when I Huddenly rcc'lcctcd that It's always polite to give In to a lady. 1 did. An' when n man gets tho habit of being route, he can't break hisself of it." ire took two or three puffs at his pipe juid then added: ' "C.....1 .!.... ri ,.-, uuiiii; uuni juiii fluff. Rnu Tolitc- ncRH pays. t ,l i Then he laughed scornfully. Chica go Post. HER SIXTY-NINE-CENT SMILE. rHt Vn What Hu Ciilloil It and lie TII tilts UciiNiui Why. They had been quurrellng vigorously all evening', and although they had os tensibly "mode up" again, it was evi lent from the chilliness of her man ner that the reconciliation process had jbcen more shallow than thorough. Her amllc in particular, icily sweet and pal pably forced, annoyed him beyond measure, and he presently resolved, bt lug: himself yet n little angry, upon re jyenge. f With this end in view he leaned de UroUidly toward her, as tho elevated train fa which they sat slackened up at a sta ion, und asked gently: "Do you know what your smile re inindH me of?" I "No," she responded expectantly, the (aforementioned smile thawing a little ia anticipation of a compliment, "what Ix it?" OC the basement of n cheap dry goods store," he responded sweetly, his clear voice traveling all over tho silent car, and attracting the attention of every passenger In it; "tho girls in some joE the State street basements keep a (different smilo on tap for every cus tomer, and they regulate it by the jamouut of your purchase. Twenty-nine IceatK, u tiny smile; 49, and it grows (wider; GU and a touch of sweetness creeps into it; 99 cents and it spreads all (Over the face. Your smile to-night re ninda me of the G9-cent variety." I An impressionable man sitting right (behind tho couple, burst into a loud jand hastily suppressed guffaw, and tniorc than one passenger smiled. Hut (the. girl addressed banished every trace jot a smile from her face, and her subse quent manner toward her triumphant tout trembling escort was so icy that the conductor buttoned his coat quickly pnd turned up his collar as he passed (their seat, and the policeman across tho car evidently' meditated following them, an they left tho train, for the express purpose of protecting the rash young taiau from sudden death by combustion or explosives. Chicago Times-Herald. Huff with IUktH lluclcn. I Ruffs of chiffon lace and ribbon aro fiery fashionable in Paris, and they aro Euide high at the back, with long ends i fronc and a deep ilouncc of chiffon around the shoulders. Chicago Tri buue. I The Suez canal Is 88 miles long, and Itcduced the dislunoo from England to bulla, nearly '1,000 miles for ships. ' ICIltTP AX.0 JUS WOJIKS. Tho Most ExtoiiHlvo Manufacturing Plant In tho World. Aloilfl Colonic mill Tmvii.i KMuli- IIhIh'iI hy Alfred Krnpp Thlrt) - l"lvt! 'I'll ii ii mm n it .Men Kni- liloycil Stondlly, , ISpccinl Ilcrllit Letter 1 "Tall oaks from little acorns grow." This proverb finds a striking illustra tion in tho rise and growth of Krupp's world-famed establishments in Essen and elsewhere. Wherever you go to day you will find homo of the com modities manufactured by Krupp, and the name itself, next to Hismarck's, is probably best known German name all --, M sr iS'V.i s ki ALFRED KRUPP. (Founder of tho Present Great Establish ment.) over the globe. His make stands to-day as a shining exemplification of what that shibboleth ".Made in Germany," invented by English fear of competi tion, and originally Intended to injure those goods, may really come to mean. There is to-day no other establishment of a similar character in the world of such magnitude and of such an ex tensive and varied field of usefulness; not even the state concerns of Wool forth or of Toulon or Sherbourg can compete with it. And what makes this c --. ,'V r. .' - 1 1 "?. ,'H' " -- -1 Y)nK-i!gfcM VMSSSSISSk ;vrflfrrr-tJ.' ff a I f Usm W i n I ill l rtlMSW l'k?-' PBiroiirra'iOfz;'.; ? i,:ri" w u j 'hiuhi- HHr ' .aawt'L-'i. &Bwmm- ONE OF KHUPP'S WORKINGMEN'S COLONIES. all the more wonderful Is the fact that tho whole is tho creation of one man, n private citizen of small means but enormous energy and keen knowledge of affairs. Or rather, to put things more precisely, it is tho creation of three men grandfather, son and grandson. Tor it was in 1812 that the grand father of the present owner, Frlcdrich Krupp, founded tho firm which has since developed to such gigantic pro portions. He had small capital and he began, too, in a small way, to manufac ture cast steel, he having discovered, after many years' experimenting, a new method of making It. In 1818 he en larged tho place iu Essen, so as to run 00 smelting furnaces. But Friederieh Krupp died young, not yet 40, In 1620, and it was his son Alfred, then but a boy of 14, upon whom devolved the task of extending the works. It was during the long life of this re mnrkablo man that Krupps became a household word. The whole appear anco of Alfred Krupp, however, shows him to have been n man of rare parts, of clever foresight, boldness in execu tion and planning. The first acknowl edgment of tho excellence of the goods turned out by Alfred Krupp came In 1851, at tho Loudon universal exposi tion, when ho took first prize for a solid block of cast steel, weighing 2ys tons and flawless In quality. In 185 1 he be gan to make guns, with which, In 1855, at tho Paris exposition ho created a sen sotlou among tho artillery men of the world. Theso two successes, wrested from tho interesting lips of foreign na tions, smoothed tho way for him, and it was ever after plain sailing, although industrial crises, of course, played their part, too, in tho welfare and receipts of the firm. Ceaselessly tho Krupps made Improvement after improvement in the manufacture of their goods, but it was particularly iu heavy ordnance that they began to excel, little by little, every other firm In the universe, so that, as tho years went by, orders came from every quarter of tho globe, from Tunis and the Cape of Good Hope, from Persia and Turkey, from Central aud South Amorlca, from Australia and Poly nesia. When Alfred Krupp died at last, not long since, full of years and honors, he left an establishment the like of which dues not exist elsewhere. To-day hla son Fricdrieh continues on the saiuo path, and n few ventures of gigantic si.o huve been mude since his acces sion. JSeslde the enoTinous cast s-leel works In Essen the following indus trial establishments belong to him: The steel works in Anunn, the Grusou iron works In Huokau, near Magdeburg; three smelting works, three huge coal mines, a score of iron mines in Ger many, several large Iron mines In 1511 bao, Spain; tho big shooting place In Kcppcn, and another one in Dulmon, three sea-going steamers and a number of smaller river vessels, quarries of stone, clay, sandstone, and last, but not least, tho huge Germania ship yards in Herliu and Kiel. The latter aro now being enlarged into the biggest shipyards in the world, so as to enable Germany to build in her own yards any and all vessels for commerce, pleasure and the navy she may need In the future and thus render her wholly Independent of Hrltish yards. The shooting places, where tho artillery experts of the world come from time to time to test new types of ordnance invented or improved by Krupp, arc the largest in the world, notably the one at Keppen, near Essen. It was there, on Aprd 28, 1892, in the presence of tho German emperor, that a shot was fired out of a 24-eentlmcter gun whoso steel-clad shell (weighing nearly 500 pounds) was projected a dis tance of 20,220 meters, or over 15 Eng lish miles, a feat hitherto unrivaled; and still later, last fall, the emperor witnessed tests with the new quick firing naval guns which were even more astonishing. It was because of all these triumphs of mechanical skill that Krupp received the flattering cognomen of the "gun king." Up to this hour he has sold to the armies and navies of the world near ly 40,000 guns of large caliber. In his enormous works in Essen there are 83 kilometers (00 English miles) of ma terial of his own, effecting the internal communication with 10 locomotives and 577 cars; telegraph lines 55 miles iu length, telephone lines of 130 miles, 130 steam engines, 111 triphammers and 3,000 engines and labor-saving machin ery driven by steam or electricity. In. all, there are ut this hour 35,700 la- cJ - M ' S atoHBrSSf? JH fl. OyiVlv, borers and mechanics in his employ, and with their dependents the army liv ing on the proceeds of the Krupp works numbers over 100,000. Tho wealth that has gradually, with in three generations, accumulated in the hands of the Krupps is enormous. In taxes alone ho pays to Prussia and tho empire over 200,000 marks (or 50, 000) per annum. And yet the Krupps have always been most chnritablo and liberal. At the demise of Alfred Krupp It was figured up that he had spent dur ing his long life something like 10,000, 000 marks in charities alone, and his son is, duo to the larger means and larger property nt his disposal, even more free-handed still. For iron workers throughout Germany it is con sidered tho highest obtainable boon to get a place with Krupp. And no wonder, since he pays the highest wages, never goes beyond a certain reasonable rate in over hours, no matter how great tho pressure of his customers, nnd looks after tho welfare of his men and their families os a kind father would. There are, besides tho moneys paid by tho stoto insurance scheme, special fuuda out of which the widows and orphans of Krupps' men receive liberal pensions, nnd out of which accidents, old nge, marriage, sudden death, etc., are de frayed. Hardly any national holiday or other special occasion passes by with out Krupp making a further large gift of a million or so into these funds. And tho mechanics' colonics built by Krupp for his men in Essen and else where are, indeed, models, In a much higher sense than the tenements of Pullman. As for the higher classes of employes in Krupps' pay, the caos is similar. Some of his engineers receive in salaries and commissions, or boun ties, 30,000 to 50,000 marks per annum, and among them arc the directors serv ing under tho chief of the firm are re tired army colonels, and men of similar standing. WOLF VQN SCIIIEUDRAND. Cuniu In il Cull, "I wos driven to drink," he said. The ciowd looked at him pityingly, and finally the bartender asked how It happened. "1 want ono bad," he said, "so I came in a cnb."--N. Y. Journal. 'v -- S? WAYS 0.F COXGKESS3II3N. How Thoy Carry On Legislation hi Houso and. Sonata. I'rlvntv reunion JIIIIn Arc Introduced Uy llic .Score, iliit Action In Had on Only n Kow Fate of 1'UtltlOIIM. Special "Washington Letter. The claim is made that the house of representatives is not constitution ally in session. Senator Morgan, of Al abama, a distinguished constitutional lawyer, has stated in tho senate that this entire session of congress is un constitutional. Tho senator claims that, although the letter of the constitution seems to bo complied with, the spirit of tho In strument is violated, because the houso of representatives, under a standing rule, adjourns for three days at a time, whether a quorum is present or not. Spenker Heed has never publicly ex pressed himself on this subject until now. He says: "Article 1, section 5 of tho constitution, clause 2, says: 'Each house may determine tho rules of its proceedings.' This seems to be plain enough. Under that constitution al provision, the committee on rules of the houso of representatives of the Fifty-fifth congress brought In a rule providing that adjournments shall bo fiom .Mondays to Thursdays, and from Thursdays to Mondays. The constitu tion authorizes the house of representa tives to 'determine the rules of its pro ceedings.' That is all that the pres ent house of representatives has done. We adopted a rule for these constitu tional adjournments; and it is simply political nonsense to have our constitu tional right to do so questioned." Whether Senator Morgan is right, or whether Speaker Keed Is right, must be determined, if ever, by the supreme court of the United States; for that body alone has constitutional power to interpret disputed questions con cerning the interpretation of tho or ganic law upon which tho republic is based. Correspondents and readers have their own views, but the supreme court alone can decide who is right iu this contention. One thing, however, Is very apparent. Every man has a purpose in his public und private life. What is the purpose of Speaker Keed, Chairman Dingley and tho other members of the majority of the house of representatives? There seems to be no doubt upon this sub ject, for Chairman Dingley announced, early in March, that there should be no legislation enacted, except tariff legis lation. Speaker Jleed publicly an nounced, from his official position at the speaker's desk, that this special session of tho congress was called by the presi dent solely for tho purpose of the en actment of revenue or tariff legislation. That is all very plain; but there is something' back of it. Every member of the house of repre sentatives has some constituent, or con stituents, urging him to secure special legislation. Excluding pension claims, there are revolutionary war claims, Mexican war claims, civil war claims nnd numerous privnte claims against the government, amounting in the ag gregate to more than $100,000,000. That is a pretty big sum of money, and would DROPPINO A BILL INTO THE BOX. be alarming in its proportions, even if the national treasury were not in a bankrupt condition. It is tho determination of Speaker Heed that nono of these claims shall have consideration at this time. Do you know why? Because there is danger that many of them would be passed, and the government is in no con dition to pay even Its just obligations. You read about trusts and combina tions of rich men, to accomplish re sults. Well, congressmen form combi nations, too. Tho statesmen who have constituents after them, demanding consideration of their special measures, get together nnd work together and vote together. They talk with each other in tho committco rooms about their bills, and tell each other how im portant it is for each of them to secure tho passage of bills. In order that they may bo renominated and reelected t3 congress. A fellow feeling makes them sympathetic towards each other. Al: of them wont to continue in public life; aud they can do so, by each other's aid. Consequently, they secure favorable re ports from committees, and if they can bring their several bills before the house of representatives, they vote for each other's bills. All they need is puolia consideration, in order to secure the passage of their pet measures. Speaker Heed has shut them all off. Speaker Jlecd has decided that he will not now appoint any of the committees of the house. That power is placed in his hands. The senate appoints its com mittees by election; but the house of representatives confides that impor tant power to the speaker alone, nnd ho can appoint the committees when he gets ready. Speaker Heed does not in tend to appoint the committees for tho Fifty-llfth congress until the beginning of the regular session of tho congress in December next. The greatest number of people affect ed by the failure of the speaker to ap point the committees will be found among the old soldiers, their families and friends. The rules of the pension olllce aro strict, and apparently unjust, in borne cases. Consequently there aro many old soldiers who can never re ceive pensions unless they can secure special acts of congress. Hut no pri vate pension bill can be passed, except by "unanimous consent," because there is no committee on pensions. Hefore a pension bill can be considered In the house It must be referred to the com mittco on pensions, and be favorably z51 Jfe tin t w PRESENTING A PETITION IN THE SENATE. reported by that committee. But there is no committee on pensions, and there will be no committee on pensions un til next December. Consequently the old soldiers and their friends must de fer their hopes until the beginning of the regular session. Congressmen deceive their constitu ents very often, in a plausible manner. For example, an old soldier in u coun try town applies for a pension, through congressional enactment. The con gressman introduces the bill. The gov ernment printing office on the follow ing day prints 100 copies of the bill, in large type. The congressman sends four or five copies of tho printed bill to his constituent. The printing costs him nothing. It is an official document, and is carried through tho mails free of charge. The congressman thus gives his constituent to understand that he is in a fair way to get a pension. The constituent receives the printed 'bills, and shows the copies to his friends. They do not know how hard It is to get a bill through congress; and they fondly imagine that their congress man is a great man, who lins done a great thing. As a matter of fact, the introduction of a bill in congress is as easy as dropping a letter in the post cilice. The congressman simply drops the bill in what is called "the bill box," and the clerks and the government printing olllce do tlie rest. Then there is another thing which the people do not understand. They get up big petitions to congress pray ing that certain legislation be enacted. The congressmen receive these peti tions, but they pay no heed to them. Of course they each write a letter to the man whose name heads the petition and say to him: "I have received the petition and to-day presented it to the house of representatives. It was re ferred to the proper committee and will receive consideration in due time." When you send petitions to congress and receive such letters you may as well understand that you have been wasting time. There is a "petition box" in the house of representatives. Your congressman simply drops your petition in that box and it is taken in charge by the clerks, who fold it, send it to a committee, where it is filed away and forgotten. There is noth ing in it. Congressmen do not nav anv attention to petitions. In the sennte there is no "bill box" and there Is no "petition box." In that body each senator arises in his nlm. and formally Introduces n bill or a pe- iinuu .win ins rcmorKs are printed daily in the Congressional Hecord. The Congressional Hecord is sent to tens of thousands of constituents, so that they may reod that their senators have pre sented their bills and petitions. But they go their way to the graveyard of pigeon-holes, just the same as they do in the house of representatives. This is the way legislation is corried on in the two houses of congress of this republic, where it is claimed that "all men are born free and equal. SMITH D. FRT. Contrary to Law. Tom I was out slumming to-day, and passed through tho worst section of the city. Dick You are liable to bo arrested. Tom What for? Dick For passing bad quarters, Up-to-Date. s A -i A -A- 6