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The Nebraska Advertiser
I. W. t1JWUilttf, VubUihtr.
Sunscnii'TioN,
81. 50 1'KK YEA It
FRIDAY, JULY 2, 1897.
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HARD FIGHTERS IN LAV.
CllcntM Dislike living Told Tliat Their
Conch Are Poor.
"Clients love a hard lighten and the
onlookers arc impressed with liis zeal,"
says Jlichurd D. Doyle in an article on
"haw and Lawyers" in the Southern
Magazine. "In my own experience I
Lave had cases where I advised my
clients not to sue because 1 was sure
they had no chance, and, although they
followed my advice, instead of employ
itrg other counsel, they refused to pay a
reasonable fee and in one case left me to
pay the court costs. And I luivcseldom
advised a client to compromise or sub
mit to arbitration that I did not dis
please him. It requires moral courage
o advise one against his inclinations,
but it is sometimes a lawyer's sacred
duty. Whatever may be said as to its
morality or true wi.sdom, yet I must say
thut.,1 regard this aggressive and parti
san spirit more conducive to modern
success than profound judgment, for
have seen lawyers succeed chiefly by
reason of it in whom the logical faculty
was not at all conspicuous. In speak
ing of success, it will be observed that
I do not mean the eminence of such men
as Erskine, Wirt, Webster, William
l'inckney, Uufus Choate and Charles
O'Connor, but such success as is at
tained by the leading members of the
bar in every town or city of the United
Stntes, who have n good practice, some
times very lucrative, though they are
unknown to fame and forgotten outside
of their neighborhood when they are
gone."
BY MARRIAGE.
HcltttlotiNlilp "Which Did Not Prevent
ii ."Man from Getting; Work.
"Before I got into the government
service," remarked a treasury clerk, re
ports the Washington Star, "I was em
ployed as a kind of general manager for
n lumber company in the mountains of
North Carolina. One of my especial
jobs was to look after a sawmill the com
pany had well up in the hills, and one
day it became necessary to have a man
in an emergency. There was no one
near to respond to the call, so I asked
orne of the gang from the river where
the extra man was wanted if he could
find help.
" '1 reckon. I kin, cap,' he responded,
in the indefinite manner of the moun
taineer. " 'Who is it?'
" '.Teenies Martin I reckon'll come ef
he knowed he's needed.'
" 'How far away doeshelive?'
" 'Two milc'n a half, 'reckon.'
" 'Is he a good, reliable man? Do you
know him?'
" 'I reckon I do, cap,' he said, hesi
tatingly. 'You see he's kinder sorter
kin to me by marriage.'
"'Is that so?'
"Well, cap, I reckon you wouldn't
cgxackly call it kin, mebbe; it's ruther
sorter connected. You see Jeemes'
fust wife got a divorce from him and
I married her. Don't that make me an'
Jeemes some kind uv relation er
other?' "
NEGRO PRODIGY.
Thouuh Unoilueiitoil Ho In u IjlKhtnliu;
Mathematician.
TIobertGardhireisaiiegro,and an un
educated one, but when it comes to fig
ures he can't be stopped by any mathe
matician in the world, says the Augus
ta Chronicle. He is a humble resident
of Augusta, and is employed as a la
borer at the Interstate Cotton Oil com
pany. In multiplication (Jardhire is
as quick as thought, i'efore the aor
age person can set the figures down
with a pencil Gardhire has given the
correct answer, and yet he cannot say
how he does it.
He was asked what was the sum total
of 09 times G7, and without repeating
the figures to himself Gardhire an
swered ofThnnd: "G.Gf.n." "How much,"
asked one, "is 501 times 52?" Without
stopping a second Gardhire replied:
"10,or.2." And thus for over half an
hour numbers were thrown at him and
lie gave the correct multiplication like
a Hash. In the multiplication of frac
tions the innn is equally proficient,
and there seems no limit to his powers,
which are almost occult.
Gardhire cannot remember when he
first became aware of his power, and
does not even know how he discovered
it. He says that wlun the figures are
given to him he sees their answer im
mediately. Simply by glancing at a
long line of figures he can tell imme
diately what their sum is.
THE USUAL LOW FOURTH CF
JULY RATES
will be offer-mi by Ue Burlington route
July 3,4 and 5, between stations not
raoro than 200 miles apart. Tickets
good to return until July Gth.
QUAKER CITY ECONOMY.
Vntcltinen ntul CuIiU-n DlNrruntcri-
Iiitnc Their Urn Ilnttonn.
There couldn't possibly be in nil this
city another crowd of men so disgusted
as were the watchman, guides and ele
vator men at the city hall, says the
Philadelphia Itccord. 1 1 was all because
the public buildings commissioners had
been seized with what the men con
sidered a ridiculous attack of economy.
This is the time of the yenr when all
uniformed men in the employ of the
city prepare to change their winter
clothing for their summer garments.
Now, the uniforms worn by the city hall
men are profusely adorned with brass
buttons bearing the seal of the city, and
the municipal authorities are particu
larly careful to see that none of these
buttons shall ever go astray. It is, in
fact, a punishable offense for a common
citizen to have in his possession one'of
these buttons. Accordingly when each
mau appeared for duty, he was called
to the front and an official, armed with
a pair of shears, snipped off all the city's
buttons from the victim's uniform ex
cept one, which was left to hold the coat
across the chest. Fortunately the sus
pender buttons on the trousers are just
the ordinary kind, without any muni
cipal insignia, otherwise there would
certainly hnve been a strike. The crop
of buttons thus gathered in was sent
to the tailor, who had finished the
summer uniforms up to the point of at
taching those necessary little articles.
ENGLISH NURSES IN GREECE.
The American W. C. T. U. Helped
.Maintain Them,
During the latter part of the cam
paign in Greece excellent service was
done tu the field hospitals by a few
English nurses who left home to care
for the wounded soldiers in the Greek
army. The princess of Wnles was much
interested in the project, and lent her
influence to aid it, and Lady Henry
Somerset took an active part in the ar
rangements for the nurses' departure,
says the New York Tribune,
Tills country also had its part in the
affair, for the National W. C. T. U.sent,
through Miss Frances Willard, $1,500,
representing the expenses of sending
one nurse. The women, who were all
enthusiastic for the Greek cause and
experienced in hospitnl work, sailed
from London nnd arrived a few weeks
ago at Athens. They were heartily
welcomed' there, and the people who
had assembled to greet them cheered
them warmly as they landed. The work
which was assigned to them wns tax
ing to their strength and frequently of
the most trying and disagreeable na
ture, but they had come with the knowl
edge that war meant hardships, and
they have acquitted themselves nobly.
The task of caring for the wounded is
not ended yet. and the nurses will
doubtless stay as long as their pres
ence can be of use.
FRENCH COOKING.
The I2nrcl.h Feci!, the Amerlenn.s De
vour, the IVcncli IZnt.
People may sneer at judging a na
tion by the amount of attention it
pays to its stomach; but the stomach is,
after all, a very important part of the
human anatomy, and those who sur
round the physicnl necessities of our
animal nature with agreeable charms
that make them less coarse and brutal
certainly have a claim to being consid
ered in some degree promotors of civ
ilization, says the Chautauquan. It
is a libel both upon nature and nature's
God to hold that everything pleasant
is wrong and that the refinements of
life have no place in that great evolution
that is gradually raising mankind to
a higher plane, even though such
refinements descend to the accessories
of the table. It is in this respect that
French cooking is superior to all other
cooking; it is more refined. The Eng
lish feed, the Americans devour; only
the French really know how to eat.
Their meals, as a rule, are less heavy
and solid than those of other nations,
yet quite sufficient in quantity, while
the great fact that distinguishes their
cooking is their perfect comprehension
of the part played by seasoning. Like
the Gallic wit which flavors their lit
erature, their thorough knowledge of
seasoning gives zest to their cooking.
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Nemaha. City, Neuuaka.
Olllco first door south of Park hotel.
W. W. SANDERS,
Notary :-: Public
Noxmalia City, 3Meb.
L. JI MERRIT1',
Contractor and Builder.
All kinds of Carpenter work done on
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EVERY member tf
JSVEHY family on
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EVKHY village in
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FOIl Education
FOR Noble Manhood
roil True Womanhood.
NEMAHA,
NERRASlvA.
PflYSICIUMD SURGEON
O PKt,IA..lKS: Dlhenwsof tho Slcll), Ills
O eHe ( Women iiinl Children Will
promntM nimuor nil chIIh, cither day or
nlnhl. Olllcu ! lesltlenoc.
Nomuim, - - Nebraska
Brownville Cornet Band
Is now prepared to furnish good music
for entertainments, picnics, memorial
services, etc. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Charges reasonable.
E. E. Mum ford, Pies.
G. N. Sandeks, Sec''.
Kerker & Hoover,
Dealer In
IMI-E-A-TS
Highest prices imld.for hldcM, lard, tailow
gillie, etc-
NEMAHA CITY, NEBRASKA.
NEMAHA STOCK FAUM
J. H. SEED, Prop
NEMAHA,
NKI1UASKA.
Iireedernnd Shipper of Ottroc Jersey
and Poland China Hosh
Best no, low pricoa. Farm one mile
south of Nemaha.
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If so. write us for piirilculais, girini.
ago and occupation. You can work
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Only $22.50 to San Fran
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July 3, account national convention
Christion Endeavorers. Special trains.
Through tourist ami palace sleepers.
Stop-overs allowed at and west of
Denver. .Return via Portland, Yel
lowstono Park and Black Hills if de
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Berths reserved and descriptive liter
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write to J. Francis, G. P, A., Bur
lington route, Omaha, Neb.
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I neya. WanlilDRton, 1). t, for their $1,W)0 prlzo oiler
' ud list ol two hundred luvoutloua wanted.
J. S. HADLOCK,
General House Painting,
Kalsomining and
Paper Hanging.
Now process of Graining at o'no-half
price. Neat work and satisfaction
guaranteed.
C. SHUCK,
Proprietor ol tho
NEMAHA VnXLEY
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Hreerterof Thoroughhreil Uorltshlro Iioi?m,
Prlzo winning Htoclc. No holler mind. My
prices arc In accordance with the Unit.. Hee
Monk and uot prices. Kiirin i in lies north
west ol Noinahu.
NEMAHA, - - - N Him ASIC A.
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Surgeon Specialist,
Stella, - Nebraska
Operations for Cataract and all opera
tions on the eye, Varicocele, Ilernifl,
Hemorrhoids, etc., performed with,
out chloroform and painless. Pa
tients from abroad can obtain board
nnd hospital facilities at prices less
than in a city, considering skill -.Mid
sanitary surroundings. Parties
seeking relief through surgical
weans will do well to confer with
Dr. Andrews.
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