THE NEBRASKA ADVERTISER
X. W, 8ANDKK3, 1'ubllilicr.
NEMAHA, -
NEIJRASKA.
WOMAN DOES MANY THINGS.
Hut Tliorn In ut l.niHt Ono That iUlIlcd
Jlr.
Something may In; conceded to wom
en. Tlicy prepare shooting lunches
-with admirable cure and a lavish ex
penditure of jam an excellent thine
In woman and one much appreciated
by the wearied bringcr-downof grouse.
They can pour cut tea at breakfast
nnd toward the end of a week's vSit
may be counted upon to remember that
you take or do not take sugar. They
Van leave, cards on friends who have
left cards or. you; they can easily spend
mi hour on dressing or adorning them
selves, a feat of which few men in theso
degenerate days nrc capable.
They can organize picnics nnd actual
ly take plensuru in them when wnspH
nre not too numerous.
They can, as young girls, manufac
ture a secret out of nothing and then
talk it over with other glris in corners
to nn nccompaniirent of mysterious
gigglings and to the exclusion of rude,
intrusive boys.
They can run leng hatpins appar
ently through the very middle of their
heads without doing themselves the
least harm, nnd they can coax a fivfr
pound note or a bicycle or u photo
graphic camera out of an Indulgent
parent In less time than it take- n son
to obtain ten shillings. All this and
many other things they can do but.
they cannot steer a pleasure boat on the
Thames.
Observe her as she gets into the boa.
Her attendant swn'ns are in their plrce!
nt stroke and bow; another girl ha
been wedged Into the bows. Tliesteerer
installs herself and thus, addresses her
crew as they push oft:
"Xow, on which side ought I tp sit?
I think I could see better on the right
side. There! Will that do? Oh, but
If I sit in the middle I can't see any
thing! "Ought T to pull both strings very
hard like?' "Why, they won't move at
till. Hut if I pull the left string we go
to the left and I'm sure that's wrong,
ljccauso I've always heard that you
ought to pull the other string.
"Well, never mind; we're getting
nlong very nicely nnd catching tip with
the other boat. Oh, oh, there's a boat
coming the other wny which side
ought we to go? They're rowing right
into us. Oh. do stop!
"There! I knew the silly man would
run into us. He needn't have looked so
nngry nbout getting a ridiculous little
bit of wood broken off his oar.
"Why didn't he look around and
watch where he wns going? I do love
'this rocking about, don't you, Mr. Har
rison? Do try and keep closo to the
steam Iniineli.
"What? It makes rowing so uncom
fortable? Well, you men are funny. I
don't think it was my fnult we ran into
1 he bank, for I was puling the left string
ns hard as T could. That was the reason,
was It? Of course. I forgot.
"Now, let me see. What ought you
to do when j ou come to n rock? I know
you do something with bonthooks or
whistles. Alice, can you whistle? No?
T dare say it doesn't matter. The man
will lmve to open all the same.
"Why did thnt woniun glare nt mo
no? She didn't think it makes her look
pretty, because it doesn't.
"Oh, do take care! Please do! Why
Is nil that water pouring into the lock ?
There! I knew we should get crushed.
They oughtn't to be in such n hurry
Hosides, It would 1m very much simpler
to open both sets of gates nt ench end
together and then we could slip through
without nil this fuss and bother.
"No. t linnk you, Mr. Harrison; I'm
not 11 bit tiled. T could go on steering
nil day in this delightful weather. Now,
why did we stick to the bank that time''
Why, I've dropped the string! Wei1,
I suppose one can't always do things
perfectly." London Punch.
Aiuiiiik AVoiuoa Folk.
Newest golf caps for women arc
made of the brown nnd black plaid, em
blematic of one of the Scotch clans.
They nre deeper cut than last season,
uml silk lined.
In art squares for the dinner table
the work and embroidery that repre
sents del ft ware is in highest possible
favor. It is a long, enduring material
for small talk.
Some new autumn bonnets nre n
wreath of very naturally imitated nii
tumn leaves, with a blaek and white
aigrette nt the side. There is not much
of the headgear, but what there Is i.i
very effective. Chicago Hecord.
OIil Stylo of Preparing TurnlpH.
Peel three large turnips and boil
them in milk; boil half a pouudofmac
iironi in salt water; mask the turnips,
put them in the bottom of a baking
dish, Hpriuklc minced onion and red
pepper over them; then lay in the mne
nroni, spread over with grated cliche,
fitnle bread crumbs nnd bits of butter;
pour over a tencupful of milk and set
in ci hot oven until brown.
Stowed MtifihronniK.
Peel fresh mushrooms, cut off the
stalks, put them in asaucepau; toevery
pint add an ounce of butter, mixed with
half a tcaspoouful of cornstarch. Set
over the 11 n; and let cook 15 minutes.
Season with fait and pepper nnd serve
immediately. Ladies' Home Jouruiii.
BEAUTIFUL SILK CORSETS.
KkiiiIhUo In Color nnd Trimmed wltU
fancy Jtlhltotm.
White corsets are out of date. Fancy
designs In till possible colors represent
the very newest styles, and arc appeal
ing strongly to those who like to have
their underwear as varied in hue us it
Is elaborate in finish. A line lady attired
In her new set of French underwear,
the full silk petticoat exactly matching
the corset, and both equally bedecked
and berlbboned, has quite the appear
ance of being ready for the ball or opera.
If we except the absence of sleeves there
Is no suggestion of undress about her
costume. Kvery fashionable corset Is
made -jf satin or silk, Is profusely
trimmed with ribbon and lace, and tits
superbly. Its variations of shape and
style are indicated in the illustration.
The black- corset is always a favorite.
One is exqu'sitcly combined with pink,
the black satin covered with pink bios
f oms, narrow pink ribbon used as garni
ture, and this supplemented by the lav
ish use of black lace. This is rather
a long corset, and Is designed for street
wear. It Ic n very pretty accompani
ment for a black silk skirt.
Then there is the iilack corset worn in
half mourning. It is of dull bluek silk,
and is trimmed with a heavy applique of
white loce. It is p'ulner than the ordi
nary black cors'ct, but Is made only in
tho finest materials, and like all the
other new patterns Is not to be had for
n song.
The fnshlonable peacock brilliancy
produced by a combination of greens
and blues is imitated even in the corset.
An especially dainty specimen is of silk
shot with vivid blue and lavender. At
the little V-shaped point in the front
a puff of lavender chiffon is let in, and
n soft, airy rucho of the same chiffon
forms a border for the top of the corset,
while the bottom is outlined by a band
of bine plush. Tn justice to this corset
it should be said that it looks better
than it sounds.
A new corset which slender women
muy safly ndopt is oddly blocked
nbovc the bottom, a device which af
fords the opportunity for so much more
trimming. It is ndnpled for wear with
shirt waists, or any partly negligee
bodice which does not have to fit tight
ly below the waist.
A very recent invention is the olnstic
corset, which should be especially pleas
'ng to hygienic fnddists. The length
wise strips are of steel, the horizontal
of heavy silk clastic. A corset of this
sort should fit any figure. It expands
nnd contracts with the breathing, a
duty which the ordinary corset hos al
ways been loudly blamed for not ful
filling, nnd the apertures between th
straps afford nn abundance of room for
ventilation. The elastic corset deserves
to be hulled with delight. N. Y. World.
DOING A MAN A FAVOR.
He Was Willing to lluui; If It Would He
Any Accommodation.
lie had been tried for murder anil
sentenced to bo hanged and the day
named, and us I happened to be in town
on that day the sheriff Invited nic to
the execution. Half u dozen of us ac
companied him to the cell of the con
demned nt the proper hour, and he said
to tiie man:
"Well, Jim, it's about time to b
movinV
"Folks already outside?" asked Jim.
"Yes, all ready. Thar's a big crowd
to see yo' go, mid I hope you won't maku
no fuss."
"Say, Hill," said the condemned, uf ter
11 moment's thought, "I've concluded
not to be hung!"
"Shoo! Why, yo' wos rcg'Inrly sen
tenced." "Yes, I know; but I'm goin' to kick
agin It. I don't hev no fn'r show."
"It was as fa'r ns could be, Jim, nnd
only yistcrday you agreed not to make
uny fussln'. 'Pears to me yo' don't
want to do the right thing by me.''
"Yes, I do; but this yerelmngin' don't
do a man .no good. Mebbe I'll hang
next week, but durn my hide if I'll do it
to-day. Jest go and tell the folks that
it's put off."
"Shoo I shoo!" grumbled the sheriff.
"The law says you're to be hung be
tween the hours of ten and twelve
o'clock. Don't be ornery, Jim. .list
git ready and cum out nnd be hung like
a man. Hain't 1 used yo' all right?"
"Yes; I reckon so."
"Clin yo' plenty to cat nnd n good
bed?"
"Yes."
"Then why go back on me? If I don't
hang yo' what's the governor gwine to
say about it what's the judge gwine
to do? I ain't askin' yo' to hang 'cause
yo" killed yo'r old Yvomnn, but to obleege
me'.'
"Is that it would it be a favor to
yo'?"
"It would, Jim a big fnvor.
couldn't do anything to obleege
mo'."
Yo'
me
"An' you'll remember it of me?"
"I will, nnd if I can ever do yo' a good
turn yo' can count on me."
"Wnl, then," said Jim, ns he rose up,
"I reckon yo' can go ahead with tho
hangin'. 1 don't keer for the governor
nor the judge, but when u feller has
used me white I'm willin' to do him a
favor and won't go back on him. (let
nlong over to the gnllus and hev it over
with!" Philadelphia Press.
Honey I'opiorn Hulls,
One pint of honey. Put it in n fry
ing pan and boll until very thick, then
stir In freshly-parched corn, and mold
into balls when nearly cold. Ladieu'
Home Journal.
SCHOOL AND CHURCH.
A free school for teaching the Hub
clan language has been established at
Seoul, the cnpital of Coreu. It has -10
pupila, ranging in age from 20 to 40
years.
On leaving Madagascar the Anglican
bishop of Antananarivo informed his
flock that after all his labors the men
were greater thieves than ever and the
women more immoral.
English clergymen in poor par
ishes have to turn their hands to all
kind of work. A Sunderland vicar
who acted also as dentist for his par
ishioners hauled out 25,000 teeth dur
ing a long ministry.
A dictionary of Australian English
is being prepared by Prof. Morris, of
the University of Melbourne. Among
the words whose origin he is seeking
are "larrikin," meaning a street rough;
"brumby," the Australian wild horse,
and "brickfielder," a windstorm accom
panied by dust.
In Syria people never take off their
caps or turbalis when entering the
house or visiting a friend, but they al
ways leave their shoes at the door. There
are no mats or scrapes outside, and the
floors inside arc covered with expen
sive rugs, which, in Moslem houses, are
kept very clean, and used to kneel upon
while saying prayers.
Itochdale Churches nnd Chapels.
The town in England best provided
with places of worship is the ancient
one of lloehdnle, where there nre 115
churches nnd chapels. Fifty belong
to the Church of England nnd 95 to the
Nonconformists. The Church of Eng
land accommodates 24,119 and the Non
conformists (H,850 persons in sittings.
CATS AND WILDCATS.
Ferocious Felines That Muter Havoc Among
Weaker AnliualH.
It has taken about 20 years to pro
duce the wild cuts of Goat Island, the
degenerating process commencing
soon nfter the lighthouse was estab
lished there in 1875. It seems that tho
first keepers brought a number of cats
with them, but with unrestrained lib
erty the animals gradually forsook the
comforts of civilization. Goat Island is
the home of thousands of birds nnd
squirrels, nnd to this is probnbly due
the temptation of the cats toforsnketlH
keepers' fireside. At first the cats would
absent themselves for days nt n time,
but the kittens were born nthomc. lit
time, however, they got over this, nnd
lived altogether in the underbrush.
After n few years the descendants of
the first cuts were so wild thnt they
were afraid of human beings nnd made
their dens in the crevices of the rocks.
From thnt time the cats became
wilder, uiftil now they are as ferocious
ns the terrible creatures of the moun
tains. They have increased in size nnd
changed altogether In disposition. They
nre always seen in pnirs nnd nppear to
mate, as all species of the cat tribe do
in the wild stnte. The cnts live on squir
rels, quail and sparrows, ns well ns such
other small animals as thev enn enteh.
They are supplied with water from a
dozen .springs in different parts of the
inland.
In addition to other changes the wild
cats have become hostile to suclrtnme
cats as are brought to the island from
time to time. They will attack them
on sight nnd never stop till they have
killed their victims.
The chief destruction wrought by
thenvild cats is on the quail that inhabft
the island. The "artful drummers"
used to he there in abundance, but nre
now pretty well thinned out. The cnts
nrc constantly on the alert, nnd not
only kill every quail they can catch, but
often destroy whole nests full of young.
To preumt this the lightkeepe'rs arc
always on the lookout for wild cats nnd
shoot every one thnt comes anywhere
near the house. As n consequence the
cats keep some distnnce away, nnd the
quail seem to think they nre siifc in thnt
locality, for there nre more nests there
than in any other part of the island.
Many plans huve been tried within
the last few years to rid the island of
the hungry, carnivorous pests, but tho
more they nre persecuted with shot
trap nnd poison, the more rapidly they
fceeiu to multiply. San Francisco Call.
IIIh .Method.
"You nre charged with knocking the
complainant down with a club nnd talc
ing all his valuables," said the judge.
"He tole mo to," said the prisoner.
"Eh?"
"He tole me to do It. I stops him on
the corner to get u light see? An',
of course, we got to tnlkin nbout de
money question. Den he says to nic:
'He on'y right wny to git nt de money
question is to start right in on first
principles,' he says. 'Is dat de way
youse wants to do?' I says. 'It is,'
says he. 'All right,' I says, an' soaks
Mm an' takes wot belongs to me by
rights of first principles." Indianapo
lis Journal.
Unfeeling.
First Cyclist 1 always get nervous
when I see a woman crossing the street
in front of me.
Second Cylisl So do I. They have so
many pins in their clothes that if a
fellow collides with them he is almost
sure to puncture a tire, Pearson's
Weekly.
Kxpcdttlon Noi'dcd.
"John, the baby hus swallowed one
of your pearl studs."
"Well, for goodness sake, send for the
doctor right nwny. l'o gpt to wear
thnt stud to-night." Hurlcm Life.
THE LOVELY GREEK.
1'nys n Much Attention to Her Toilet bs
Docs n rrofcsxlonul Untidy.
If t'no Grecian women wero beauti
ful, it wns not wonderful, considering
the care they gave themselves. The
fashionable Grecian woman was of
free customs, but she was not depraved.
She resembled a professional beauty
more than any other class of modern
women, but bIio wa3 far superior in
learning and accomplishments. She
could bo a politician and write elo
quent spccclics for tlvo head of tho
republic to deliver. She was versed in
sciences, and taught thom in public,
and alio was also a poetess, winning
her laurels over male competitors.
Her toilet was not her only and solo
occupation, though it did take a great
part of tho morning.
It begins by her slaves frictioning
her from head to foot, then placing her
in n bath of perfumed water, after
which she was again frictloncd, this
time whh ivory brushes, called
srigillcs. This done, sho is annointed
with perfumed oils and' aromatic fumi
gations, and then, being wrapped in n
sheot, sho is laid on a couch, where sho
partakes of refreshment beforo tho
dressing process begins.
Tho hair is first attended to. It Is
brushed, combed nnd rubbed with per
fumes, then it is waved or curled with
hot irons previously to being dressed
in tho latest fashion. Gold bands,
jeweled pins, pearls and silken nets
are in turn worn to complete the 'head
dress, which in itself is an artistic
study, as every statue of Venus tells
us. Tito hair being dressed, tho ej'c
brows and eyelids are touched with
incense, nnd tho teeth aro brushed
with perfumed powders. A perfumed
water is also kept for some time iu tho
mouth to perfume tho breath.
The whole person Is finally sponged
with an astringent lotion to prevent
wrinkles, nnd, finally, tho face and
neck aro gently touched with a white
wash. The hands nnd feet ore also
scrupulously attended to. They arc
rubbed with softening pastes, and the
hands nre dyed pink, and polished un
til they shine like glass. Philadelphia
Times.
A MEDICAL SCANDAL.
English Doctors Who Aro Actually In Ilo
celpt of CommlftfdotiH from Undertakers.
"Some English doctors aro in tho
habit of receiving commissions from
undertakers on f uncials procured
through their efforts." This startling
charge is malo by Sir Edward Fry,
until recently a lord justice of the
court of appeal in England, in an ar
ticle on the evils of secret commissions
in trade.
"A poor governess," ho says, "died
in a school, and as soon as sho wns
dead the medical man pulled from his
pocket a sheaf of the cards of an un
dertaker, and, giving ono of them to
tho person concerned, suggested tho
employment of the undertaker. Tho
undertaker was employed, but the
medical man has not since been called
in, for the real nature of the transac
tion gradually became apparent to the
head of tho bchool.
"What a psychological study (to use
a current phrase) is presented by the
doctor standing by the bedside of a
patient hovering between life and
death with a pack of undertaker's
cards in his pocket! Imagine sutdi a
doctor, perhaps pressed for his last
quarter's rent or his butcher's bill,
computing tho possible fees to Le
earned if tho patient live, and setting
theso against tho commission which
will bo paid if the patient bo success
fully buried; contrasting the, speedy
payment of tho prosperous undertaker
with the probable delay and trouble
of getting tho fees from the slowly
convalescing patient, nnd tho con
flict between theso degrading thoughts
and tho sonbe of duty not vet extinct
in tho doctor's breast." N. Y. Journal.
Theory and l'ructlce.
"Thoy talk about women being im
practical!" sho exclaimed, "but they
ought not to." What has set you
thinking about that?" inquired tho
neighbor at whose gato she had
stopped. ".My husband. He's been
talking about the rise in wheat He's
explained all about tho purchase and
sale of millions of bushels of wheat
and billions of barrels of Hour and tho
law of supply, but when it comes to
remembering to stop at the baker's to
toll him to send around a four-cent
loaf of bread he's no more to bo de
ponded on than a baby." Chicago
Chronicle.
Where 11 1.1a Was Neccwiary.
"And when was it," sho asked ten
derly, "that you made up your mind
to propose?"
Ho blushed and faltered, and tried
to say that it was on a summer night,
when sho looked radiantly beautiful
in the pale moonlight As a matter of
fact, it was ono morning when tho
boarding-house coffee was exception
ally wonk; but how could ho tell her
that? Cincinnati Enquirer.
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which Is caused by impuro blood. Curo catarrh
by purifying tho blood. Itomcmber
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Sho Wanted n Wheel Ilnrily.
An Englishman in this city says that
bicycling is even more prevalent in'
that country than in this. "To got
possession of tho coveted wheel," ho
says, "our young women havo been'
known to maka uncommon sacrifices.
The daughter of a clergyman, a vcry
intolligcut and popular young girl,,
quitaabollo in a highly respectable
set, hired out as a waiting maid in xv
part of the city remote from her homo
and, saving her small eavnings, man
aged to buy a machine. lly tho merest
accident her identity wn discovered
and the story was made public, but
the younglady did not lose caste by
tho expose and her friends coinpli
mente.1 her on her pluck." Washing
ton Post.
An KiiRllsh Schoolboy's Kflgny.
Hero is a description of a camel in an
English board school essay, which, al
though inaccurate in points, will bo
recognized as substantially true:
"The camel is a very useful nnimal
and the hump is full of water; and it
can walked across tho desert some
times with loads on its back, and give
little boys and girls a rido in tho
country and walk across tho desert
without any water. And it costs a.
great of money, and to buy it saddlo
and its altars to put round its head.
And a thick chain so ho should brake
it, and the camels feeds themselves on
the grass and stumbs of old trees and
hay." Chicago Inter Ocean.
Gladness Comes
With a better understanding of tho
transient nature of tho many phys
ical ills, which vanish beforo proper ef
forts gentle efforts pleasant efforts
rightly directed. There is comfort in
the knowledge, that so many forms of
sickness aro not due to any actual dis
ease, but simply to a constipated condi
tion of tho system, which tho pleasant
family laxative, Syrup of Figs, prompt
ly removes. That is why it is the only
remedy with millions of families, andi
everywhere esteemed so highly by all
who valuo good health. Its beneficial
effects aro due to tho fact, that it is th&
ono remedy which promotes internal
cleanliness without debilitating the
organs on which it acts. It is thercforo
all important, in order to get its bene
ficial effects, to note when you pur
chase, that you have tho genuine arti
cle, which is manufactured by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co. only and sold by
all reputable druggists.
If in tho enjoyment of good health,
and tho system is regular, laxatives or
other remedies are then not needed. If
afflicted with any actual disease, one
may bo commended to the most skillful
physicians, but if in need of a laxative,
ono should havo tho best, and with tho
well-informed everywhere, Syrup of
Figs stands highest and is most largely
used and gives most general satisfaction.
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Why not buy the one
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without taking them up. That is a specialty witB
Pcarline (Vu'twp ) After a thorough sweeping, you
simply scrub them with Pearline (nout?,p) and water;
I hen you wipe them off with clean water, and sit
down and cnj'oy their newness and freshness.
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