I I I tfKtMLmm.iiHnMuwin wiaimiiiiiiiinuaiiwwMiin'"' ur The Nebraska Advertiser II. M. H.IJS'lWIlS, J'uhtlilitr. .r- As' IISUItH"llOK, i .no PICK YKA s-.s. Fill DAY. NOV. 1, 18:i. REPUBLICAN TICKET. Stato. rnr Hiiprumo .Iiuluf. T. li. NUIIVAI,. Mir UnlvciMliy Ui'immiIh, (!. II, MOUItlM,, ji. i uuin.i), Judicial ror.liiilui-H PlHlrlct Court, JOHN ri.HTlMii.. CIIAltl.l-X It. I.OTl'ON. County. Kor County .Iiiilu-. ,.,. OKUIU1K KAHUNOKIt for ComilyTri'iiMiriT. rV. W. KfsriCK. I'or Couiitv Chirk. II. N. Ill'ltllKSS. KurHlmrlir. H. P. Ut.AHUOW. KorDlH.rlct Cl-rk. ...... ALUKKT 1). OII.MOHK. For County H'lp'tot Put lie Instruction, M. if. CAltMAN. For Coroner. I)U. WILLIAM DAILY. For Surveyor. J. M. HACK Kit. H. MolNlMOH. Precinct For AHHCHHor, JA.MKH F. DKAIN. For JuntlcoHof Ihn Ien', HI'KPHKN UIM1KUT, DAVID T. HMILliY. For ConNtn tiln, HTKPIIKN COOPKIt, CIIAULICH F. ZOOIC. Vor J uiIki'h of Fleet Ion, HKYMUtm IIUWK. W. T. KUHHHLL JKHKMIAM MAHLATT Tor Clorkn of Kh-otlon, W. W.rtANDKIW. J A MICH II. VKICDICK. VorBuporvlHor Itoiul District 1(2, KOHICItl' FIIOHT ForHuporvlsor Itoiul DlHtrlct M, 0I1AB. W. KOIIKKTH ForBuporvtHor Itoiul DlHtrlct 31, w. r. nuHSKLL Geo. B. Kinney moved to Missouri (he II ret of the week. Jo'in Meore has been assisting in iliirt ofHcc for two or three days. Joe Hal th and Jeff Dm mm started w&st the II rat of the week witli a load of onions. The Granger says it is incorrect thnt the Nomaha county bar is a unit for Judge Stull for district judge, but can not mention u member of tho bnr that is not in favor of his election . ThoMethodist ladies will give a dime sociable at the residence of I N. Coo por Friday night of next week. Oys ters will be nerved. Proceeds to pay incidental expenses Everybody is invited. For an unknown period the scholars in tho Nemaha school have been com polled to carry water some distance, as tho school grounds were not provided with u well. Tho school board has de cided that this ia not doing justice to the scholars, and uro having a well sunk. Dick Dowler is doing tho work. ADVERTISED LETTERS. The following is a list of letters re maining in the Nemaha postotllce un , claimed Nov. 1, 1805; Geo. Galaway, Eaq ; Mra. Emma Gillespie; Mrs. E D. Show; Mih. Kale Caufman; Mrs. Sappia Shandy ; Mr. William lt.Stinson. In calling for the above please say "advertised." Maud Minick, P. M Xemaha, Nbr. Thero is no reason why any republl can should vole for any oppotdtlon candidato thin year. Tho candidates on tho republican ticket are at last equal in every respect to those on the opposite ticket, and in many cases their superior. One republican recent ly said he did not propose to vote to put any man in an otlleo and thuu as sist in giving him a place and assisting in paying him a good salary when lie was doing all in his power to destroy tho party to which he belonged. This election has a decided influence on next year's campaign, when a national and state ticket is to ue elected. Every vote counts. See that it is cast light. iv Say, why don't you try De Witt's Lit t lu Early Risers? These little pills cure neauacne, indigestion and constis ' patlon. They'io binall, but do the work aylor, the druggist. rtrLM'i.'m'rif irjnt xvjmm tvuvn Tli Mntila for Tltlfi". It in Htifi-gcKterl by Mr. Henry Luboti chore, tlu London m'wnmp'r man, that if American hoirowieH (hid UtlcH indiH eiiHiillu tins United Sluto.Hrooriimoiit might be doing wisely to erentouhorno Mipply of titles to fill the demand. Says Mr. Labotichcro: "The mania for titles inheient in the Anglo-Saxon it Is vain to eontend against, lint the matter is somewhat herions to the United States. That eoiinlry must be a great loser through the aeeiimulations of its wealth cross ing the Atlantic. If this eontinues the United States will do well to manu facture the cowtcd article at home, for it is a wooden nutmeg that is easily bought. The existence of titles, it is true, is not in accordance with the sim plicity of lepiiblieun institutions, but in view of tin! heavy drain this might be oerlooled, and the parents of any girl might be allowed to buy hcra title, nay for one million dollars." There does not seem to be any real reason, however, why the government need take act ion in this matter. To car ry out Mr. Labouehere's plan to its plainly logical conclusion it would merely be necessary forevcry American subject to select whatever title suited his fancy and adopt it. Let the plan be thorough. It would cost nothing for any man to style himself a "duke" or "viscount," and having called himself such it would take all the logicians of Europe to prove that he was not quite, ns good a duke as any of the dukes of effete FJtirope. Better still, pass nn act of congress creating every American boy from the time of IiIb birth an earl and every girl a duchess. With some thing over sixty-five million dukes and duchesses in the country who would care to gonbroad for tinsel honors? Fun for the GuestM. Nothing is half so funay ns a young bridal couple trying to look old and not giving away the fact that they are u bride and groom. Usually their efforts only make it more noticeable. Such wns the case with u young couple the ,other evening at dinner. They arrived in the night and avoided at tracting attention from the guests, but the next day u gentleman nBked the clerk to have a bunch of white roses placed upon the table at which this couple sat. The clerk waited until they had gone into tho dining-room and then sent the beautiful bouquet in. The waiter, with all the pomp of his profession, placed the roses in the middle of the table. The bride blushed und the groom looked as if he were making a desperute effort to quote Scripture backward. Finally, so em barrassing did the situation become, that the groom, in a wild effort to re move the cause, grabbed the bouquet and set it down on the floor. Natural ly, tho guests enjoyed the scene, and to see a young bridal couple sitting at a table with a large bouquet of white roses sitting on the floor beside them only made their efforts not to give themselves away the more ridiculous. Newly wedded people should be licensed to carry firearms und be privi leged to use them on such occasions. Fon the first time since the war the state bonds of Louisiana sold at par u few duyfl ago. This 1b an advance In credit most encouraging to that state, which has paid a heavy penalty for it repudiation policy. Its credit Ib not yet fully reestablished, for it bonds which bring four per cent, ought to bring a premium. Many of the discred ited obligations of Louisiana have been disposed of by compromise or other wise, and the interest on the present debt has been promptly paid for twelve years, so that the Improvement In the state's credit is deserved. Hsu Nai Kwano, the Chineae consul general in New York, who has aroused the antagonism of his fellow-countrymen there, is reported to be a tremen dous aristocrat. He is of lofty lineage and great wealth. He is full' aware of his vast importance in the universe and is haughty and unapproachable. Jlis wife is u charming little woman who has become a mother since she re aided in that city. En(U,am is laughing at the case of a tory squire, a widower over seventy yeara old, who is Bald to have settled all IiIb property on his son, with the exception of a slight annuity, in order to evade the death duties. The old gen tleman then fell in love und was ac cepted, but the unflllal son declined to provide funds to set him up in matri mony and the match Is off. A woman station agent on a Cull foruiu railroad successfully stood off two robbers with a revolver the other day. If all male officials were as well plucked, there would" be fewer station and train robberies. It takes the "new" woman to get the "drop" on malefactor!. nonnmjjmjmMHv vmnjuwM tij uvsiUJViTttMiMWjvw Why Men Will Steal In a talk on "Stealing in High 1'lacea Cause and Cure," on a recent Sunday evening Kcv. Dr. F. A. Noble, of tho Union J'arlc Congrgutional church, Chicago, uttered some plain and simple, yet forceful truths which should be carefully considered by every young man holding a position of trust in this country to-day. Dr. Noble said: "There arc facts suflieicnt before us to make us believe that thero arc large numbers of people who are willing to convert to their own use much of that which does not belong to them. This is hurtful to everybody living in such an atmosphere of distrust thinking that somebody is trying to cheat you in every transaction. There are four causes constantly operating upon men to make them betray confidence, the first of which is a low moral sense a lack of conscience. It is a fact that there can be cultivation in literature, art, the sciences, in one of low moral organization. The second is the mad desire to make money. We are living in an age of impatience. Everything is on the rush. Millionaires spring up in a week impecunious lords come over here and marry our girls. The man in a bank, seeing the sudden fortune of another, yields to temptation and takes his employer's funds for investment. There ia usually but one result ruin. Then there is tho determination of young men on moderate salaries to live beyond their means, which when the end is reached leaves the ambitious fel low deeply in debt und usually dis graced. Tho moral delinquencies of our young men can be expressed in four words cards, horses, wine and women. The fourth cause for crimes of this I stamp is the fact that men do not count I the cost, the ruin and disgrace, not only ' for themselves, but their dear ones as well. A cure for all this can be found in a reversal of the processes that causo them. If you have u low moral sense realize It and guard it. Develop the j conscience. He more patient in the matter of accumulating riches. Live j within your means and do not spend money to-day with the idea that you can get even to-morrow. Make the sacrifice to-day. Bear in mind what u misstep will cost you and your friends. What is wanted Ib more moral courage. Establish a principle und be able to Htund by it. When we are afraid of God we cease to be afraid of men." A Pitiable Creature. If there Ib a man on eiirth to be pitied it is he who is af ruid of his wife. There is something very Bad and at the same time a trifle ludicrous about such a case. To see man, who hus uhvays Btyled himself the master, meekly fol lowing the advice and obeying the dic tum of one of the so-called "weaker hex" must do the hearts of some "new women" an infinite deal of good. 1 doubt, says a writer In the Philadelphia Times, if a woman ever respects a man whom she can twist about her little fin ger or one of those men who are sub servient to her every beck and call, and who acts afraid of her. Neither, on the other hand, do most women like the tyrannical description of spouses. A j happy medium is the approved style, but it's very hard to find one of the sort. Men nowadays arc either too meek and mild, or else too tyrannical to suit an up-to-date woman. The New York legislature at its last session enacted a law which has just gone into effect, the object of which Is to prevent telephone operators from In judicious talking. The act makes It a misdemeanor for any telegraph or tel ephone operator to divulge the con tents of any message received or trans mitted by him or her in the regular course of business, or for any person to obtain or seek to obtain such informa tion. This statute is un amendment to a luw enacted some yearB ago, which ap plied only to telegraph messages, the telephone being then un undiscovered loon in the custody of the future. A Chicago man iB bringing eult against the Order of ForesterB for in juries received by being tossed in a blanket. His leg waB broken and he thinks It will take tn thousand dollars to mend it comfortably. While the in jury resulted in u purely accidental manner it was nevertheless brought about by the reprehensible, "boss play" bo frequently indulged in by usinine members of "secret" societies. Such "work" should be left to the hazing so cieties of the colleges. So many sheriffs in the west and south have lately added bloodhounds to their force of criminal trackers that the price of the, animuls is increasing, and the raising of them is becoming quite a business, notably, perhaps, in Kentucky. One hundred dollars Is Buld to be un average price for a good blood hound pup now. fl Cas D U 1 ! m OF A. A. MeZninoli A Son 5 gallons best Coal Oil for 50 cents. .s Tie Great Cash Department Store OF1 A. A. Mclninch. & Son BROWNVIIXE, NEBRASKA. Dealers in Everything, WATCH THI SPACE NEXT WEEK. The Advertiser tuici Chicago tooth one year foi $1 GO! THE MILD POWER CUREB. HUMPHREYS' That the dliUM of domeiUo anl- I maU, IIomm, Cattlb, Shew. Dcxm, ' 1 Hoot, and Pocltkt, uro cured bjr Humphreys' Teterlry Sycl flcs, I a true u that peeple ride on railroads, end menage hj telrgraph, or Mr with mwIdb niachlnea. It Is ai Irrational to bottle, ball and bleed animals tn order to cure them, as It Is to take passage In a sloop front New York to Albany. 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