NORTIT PLATTE SEMI-WEEKLY TRIBUNE. Something to Think About By F. A. WALKER b ; THE INEVITABLE EBB TX7IIEN the ebb tide comes, op pnrently determined to sweep you oft your feet and enrry you down to the waiting sen ; or when the storm clouds darken the serene sky and ob flcuro your bright, trustworthy guiding star, summon nil your courage und hasten' to reach tho nenrest friendly port. A man naturally thinks It will go hard with him If the tide tuuis and sets against him, If long nccustomcd to good fortune, fair winds and sunny weather, n sudden burst of opposition at Its first manifestation of energy appnls him. For years he hns been making rapid progress, avoiding the reefs upon which many of his Intimates have been wrecked. When they sank beneath the growl ing waters he smiled complacently and cntigrntulated himself on his su perior skill. Ills craft was seaworthy, his vision clear and his hand unerringly sure. But now, us the ebb froths In anger, fic rcnllzes that his boasted clever ness was largely n matter of condi tion with which his ability hurt noth ing to do. He bus fallen buck so long on the thought thru he was a superman, pos sessed of extiMordlnnry prowess, the change 'alarms him. fiiiiiiiiiiiimimmimiiiiiitiimiiimiijiitt 5 1 11DDIES SIX 1 WillM.Maupin 3imiiiiiiimmmiimiiimiimimmiiiih RELICS A LITTLE box with tear-stained lid Ileneath which ninny things llo hid. , And often when the twilight's gloom Paints memory faces o'er the room, I leave the world of toll and care, And seated In the old nrmchnlr, I ope the ltd nnd fondly gaze Upon the things of othe? dnys. A little box with tenr-stnlned lid Beneath which sacred things nre hid. A little shoe out at the toe 0, baby boy, I love you so A tiny cap with upturned brim , That eloquently spenks of iilm These are tho treasures laid uwny To gnssc upon nt close of. dny. A little box with tear-stained lid Beneath which treuaured things nre hid. (A broken top, n toy, n whip, IA crippled ox frpm Noah's. ship; ;A tiny Htocklng all the wealth ;That men secure by work, or stealth, iWould not sulllco to buy from me Ono thing I opo tho lid to see. A little box with tenr-stnlned lid Beneath which love-worn things are hid. As long as Death's nngel ronms To lay u blight on bnppy homes. Full muny n box will hide nwuy The relics of n happier day; And when tho evening's echoes call Upon their lids hot tears will fall. ' (Copyrlnht by Will M. Mnupln.) llinaiiittanfiwiiiinaaian....nnfTlianft;t,. Uncommon oense . BLAKE ACCURACY FIRST tjMFTY years ugo n mathematical marvel mystified audiences In smnll towns In tho United Stutes. lie would walk up to u blnckbonrd and nsk peoplo In the house to give film two long numbers. Given such numbers ns 3,700,402, 807 and 72.875.205,830 he would plnce one below tho other, nnnounco that he would multiply them, and wrlto beneath them tho nnswer. No one understood how ho could do It. Tho peoplo who beheld him gnsped In amazement nt his powers. And ho went from town to town for several weeks exciting wonder nnd rdmlrutlon till sajno skeptic in tho nudlenco took tho trouble to wrlto down tho numbers And multiply them hlm3clf. Then It wns discovered thnt tho ugiuning caicuiuior never mouo n multiplication nt all. hut merely wrote an nnswer In the proper number of units, which of course, wno Invariably wrong. A telegram to tho next town nnd prompt nctton by tho local authorities put an end to the calculator's enrcer. It Is easy to work rapidly If you do not work accurately, but It Is of llttlo rnoro use, than were tho lubors of tho faker In the story. In this world of progress men must work both accurately and rnpldly to got abend, but they must cultivate ac curacy first. Millions are lost In Industry every yenr through mlstnke nnd careless ness of people who try to work faster ilinn they can with enre. In every business accuracy Is tho i ' , - 11 The Inevitable ebb fills his soul with Inexpressible terror. Though ho shuts h.'s mouth hnrd nnd says nothing to his suspecting wife, he cannot quell tho sickening fenr. Danger lurks In the waves and In tho, wind In tho very breath of Idle gossip. The sbonls nre marked by fretting foam leaping high In the air, but the night Is dark. Ills nerve Is undone. Ills once keen perception falls him. And yet, If ho Is ii true man, or a man In the, making, this Is the one time In his life when ho will show his mettle, grip tho wheel with n (Inner hold, bend his back nnd reso lutely faco the snarling gale panting In Its effort to hurl hjs ship upon the rocks. In every life there Is a shipwreck somewhere burled In the sands of unforgotten years. It tells the talc of a day that Is done, of fond hopes, thnt were swept lo sea rtnd sucked under the waters of the Inevitable ebb, from which no man can always teer clear, but against which every brave man will battle until he makes port. by. McClure Nnripnicr Syndicate.) O If you want a thing will It, don't merely wish It. Tho Chlneflo Bay "great bouIs liavo wIIIh, fceblo ones linvo only wIhIicb." SOMETHING TO EAT OPONGB CAKE, Take four eggs, one nnd one-half cupfuls of sugar, the same of Hour, one-half cupful of fir SCHOOL DAIJS & ' v 1 first consideration. When, either In figuring, or In writing, or In any lino of endeavor you nre sure thnt you can accurate It Is safe to cultivate speed, inn nuvcr wont so rust tliat you nro not sure you nre gettlnir down tho right nnswers to your problem. Bet icr creep ror a wiuio tlmn fnlj every time you attempt to run. 'ilie quick men nre valuable, of course, but they nr.o never Judged for their speed nlone, If their work doesn't check up, they hold their post tlons but ii little while. (Copyright by John make.) O On a is mm rrrSGoTTHe cold wntor nnd flavoring to taste. Bent tho yolks until thick, add cold wntcr and beat again until thick; sift the sugar several times, ndd it to tho yolks, then the Hour nltornntely with the whites, the Hour hnvlng beon sifted four times, three times after It Is niensured. Bake vnry slowly nt first. Use u tube pnn. Tho enke should, when properly mudc nnd linked, be the size of an eleven-egg angel food. Corn California Style. Take two cupfuls of corn, ono cup ful of milk, one cupful of bread crumbs, one-half tenspoonful of snlt, ono nnd one-half tnblespoonfuls of green pepper, three slices of bacon, two tnblespoonfuls of fat and three of flour. Cut the bacon In half-Inch pieces, cook until beginning to color. Add flour to the bacon, stir In mill: nnd cook until thick, seasoning with salt nnd pepper, mix corn (fresh may lie used), crumbs, pepper and sauce. Put In n baking tllsb,' sprinkle bacon over the top nnd bake In a moderate oven until tho bacon- Is crisp un7 brown. VassaHo Delight. Sonk one-fourth of a pound of prunes over night In cold water, cook until tender und cut the flesh in small pieces, discarding the stones. Add half us much coconut per measure as prunes, u little of the coconut milk, und one or two tnblespoonfuls or orange marmalade. Boll t nd stir In three-fourths of u cupful of sugar. Beat two tnblespoonfuls" o butter to n cream, udd two egg yolks, one after another and one-fourth of a tenspoon ful of salt; stir nnd cook In the hot prune mixture until the egg Is set. Have reudy flaky crust baked over small fluted tins. Fill the shells with the pastry mixture nnd cover with n meringue tun.de of the whites of the eggs piped over the filling. Dredge with sugur and bnko ten minutes to brown the meringue. Sprinkle with chopped browned almonds or coconut shreds. (, 1922, Western Newspaper Union.) flfM WftS TUPJ tr&ZZvr- Happy touts -v. THE FRIENDLY PATH By WALTER I. ROBINSON. DON'T bo nfrnld to Inugh. A henrty lnugh Is ns good as medicine. It nlds digestion. It shoves cures aside nnd brings happiness to those who nre sad. Thackeray declared thnt "a good laugh is sunshine In tho house." The world mny bo wild over Jazzing; It mny think too much nbout plcnsure and show. But It Is sorely In need of moro whole-hearted laughter. When peoplo really laugh out loud, their glee relaxes their nerves. They can feel tho exhilarating tlnglo clear down to their toes. A mnn needs rest from every dny enrcs. Ho needs to forget temporarily vexations nnd sor rows which hurden his mind. Ho gets partial rest when nsleep; but nftcr sleeping he sometimes uwnkes moro tired In mind nud body than when ho lay down, be cnuso mischievous troubles usually Imnglned havo kept creeping through his mind. But when a mnn laughs from puro Joy or becuuso ho sees something or hears something which actually nppenls to bis sense of humor, ho gives his mind n moro complcto rest than nt any other time during day or night. It pays In lmpplness; it pnys In everyday accomplishments to see tho sunny sldo of life. The long-faced, drenniy mortal seldom has mnny friends. He finds more troubles than he actually hns and exaggerates thoso which nro rcnJ. In our pnthwnys of work nnd our pathways of rest wo should seek renl cnuscs for mirth. D by the Whseltr Syndicate. Inc.) S News of All Kinds Gathered From Various Points Throughout Nebraska. In order to mnke every freshmnn feel at home when he enters the State University this fall, the Iron Sphinx, sophomore men's soc'oty, Is planning an elaborate wolcome week. Tho North Platte valley's potnto crop will be picked by Indians from tho South Dnkotu SI nix reservation, County Agent Phil Sheldon making the arrangements with the braves. .Vorth Platte is one of tho sites that will bo viewed bys tho location com mittee to recommend a site for the proposed children'.- homo of the Brotherhood of Aivierlcnn Yeoman. Messrs. Dlllard nnd Mclntyro of Hulscy, who xvcru jrosslng the tracks on their way horne from Broken Bow, umped from their enr Just as an engine crashed into it. The car was wreck. The bnrn, grrnnry and corn crlbo nnd about 2,000 bushels of oats were burned on tho William Besk farm nenr Mndlson. Children playing with mutches was probably tho origin of the fire. Many farmers In Gage county nre making plans to feed part of their big crop to their stock this fall, hold ing that there is more money In dis posing of tho grain In this way than selling It nt present prices. July expenditures for state govern ment amounted to $1,240,040, besides unpaid claims on hand nt the end of the month, amounting to $071,100, ac cording to the monthly statement of Secretary of FInunco Bross. II. L. Wnllls of Broken Bow was severely Injured while tuning up his nuto for the Custer county fair races. Trying to make fifty miles an hour, ho skidded and turned over when a rear tiro picked up n nail. Governor McKelvIo has received word from General John J. Pershing that he will bo In L'lncoln November 11 to participate In the laying of the corner stone of the new capltol If It Is possible for him to do so. Tho second annual convention of the Reserve Corps Officers of the Seventh Corps Area will be held in Omaha, September 18 to 19. Between 500 nnd 1,000 reserve olllcers uro ex pected will attend the sessions. Governors of r.ll stntes surrounding Nebraska and of other states included. In the Loulslnnn purchase territory, will bo Invited to be honor guests fou tho big Ak-Snr-Bcn pageant to bo held nt Omaha In September. Sixty Omnlui Indians, and the entire equipment of a genuine nborlglnal camp, will be one of the attractions of the Ak-Sar-Ben festivities at Oma ha this fall. They will take n lending part In the pngennt of Coronado.- The 3,500 sliver punch bowl set donated to the U. S. S. Nebraska by citizens of tho" state, which has been stored by tho government since the dismantling of the ship, mny rench Nebraska for exhibition nt the state fair. State road authorities are mnklng a count pf traffic on main highways, the count on the Lincoln highway near Grand Island, from 0 o'clock Sunday morning to 8 o'clock Sunday evening totnllng 1,125 curs, or 80 every hour. E. J. Bennett, living near Broken Bow, met with a bnd accident while engaged In stacking liny. When n fork full was swept to the stacker, a sickle dropped from it, the point striking Bennett In the head, mnklng a serious wound. Edward Rowlett of Madison accl- dontnlly ran over his 14-yenr-old son William with an automobile truck. Tho son wad opening a gate for his fnthcr and ltowlett lost control of the truck. One of the front wheels pass ed over tho boy's body. Fred Long, a signalman for the U. P. nt Kearney, suffered n broken shoulder, several fractured ribs and severe scnlp wounds, when the "go dovll" enr on which he wns riding loft tho track and overturned. He was unconscious for several hours. Charles Ilomnn, an Omaha news boy, found a $20 bill on tho street, nnd started out on n hunt for tho owner. Ho found him a prominent merchant of that plnce nnd was re warded with a fine new hoy scout outfit nnd n live dollnr bill. Archie Jnekson, 15, near Muson City, suffered ,n fractured skull while nt tempting to board a moving freight train. Ii. G. Brian, chief of the state hall insurance department, predicts that he will hnvo sulllcient monoy to pay 100 per cent on tho dollar on losses sustained this summer by hall. As n result of seven years of test growing of oats under twenty-ono different rolntlons, the experiment farm in Scottsbluff county has como to tho conclusion that 00 per cent of tho oats raised in that region are grown at a loss. Tho Nebraska farmers' union will put on three contests at its headquar ters on tho state fair ground fair week. These contests will be ns fol lows: Tuesdny, tho best farmers' union solo by a hoy or girl under six teen years of age. Wednesday, tho best chorus by members of one farm ers' union local, open to porsons of nil ages. Thursday, best speech . by bov or girl under sixteen years of age giving tho three best reasons for or ganizing agriculture nccordlng to tho principles and purees ' tno farm 0 ITEM ers' union. Albert Bird, fanner, 03, -was killed" by an Infuriated llolstcln bull on his farm near Pauline. Intense hot wenthor nnd winds have cut the corn crop of Buffalo county to a forty per cent yield. Arrangements nro under way to re new the hunt for oil In the hills a few miles south of Fnlrbury. Fivo members of tho stnte guards men succumbed to the excessive heat at the encampment at Plattsmouth. Itev. P. M. Orr of Wakefield has accepted the call to tho ministry of the Presbyterian church at Norfolk. Mr. and Mrs. Marshal Spauldlng of Humboldt celebrated their golden wed ding at their home in that place last week. Arthur Gilbert of Toplurtde, Col., has been elected Instructor of physics and chemistry In the Beatrice high school. The meeting of tho southeast Ne braska press club nt the Auburn Coiintry club has been postponed un til October. Elaborate plans nre being mndo to entertain the stnto press nssoclatlon, which meets nt Omaha August 31 to September 2. Playground npparatus costing $5,000 and said to bo the finest In tho state, fs being Installed on tho public school grounds at Fremont. Local commission men say that WIsner has shipped In some of the finest -fat cattle received at the Oma ha market this senson. The Bev. 13 D. Hull, pastor of tho First Methodist church, lies returned to Fremont from Alnska, where ho spent his summer vacation. The hot weather reminded Fremont councllmen of the scarcity of public drinking fountains and tlueo nw ones were ordered Installed. The Lutheran Syncd at Its recotit meeting In Omaha, appropriated $12,000 for, a building site at the Lutheran Teachers' seminary, Seward. During a scuffle between two boys, Floyd Shawl, 13, of Palmyra ws struck by a blow over tho heart, from ' the effects of which he died In n fw hours. A total of nearly 000 pupils have been enrolled at the Wymore publ'c schools which opens September 4, and twenty-four teachers have beep en gaged. Bootleggers concealed a pint of "hootch" In the bung of a five gallon can filled with creek wnter, nn.d un loaded it on unsuspecting Itandolph citizens for $75. Buildings were lifted from their foundations nnd scattered over a con siderable terr'tory when a storm and high wlnd struck the farm of Frank Slater near Shelton. , Checking shows that tho receipts of tho Adams county fair last week exceeded expenditures by about $5,000. The attendanco for the four days was well up toward 40,000. Defective wiring was responsible for the loss by lire of n Paige car be longing to George Boden of Sterling. The tires from the front wheels was all the salvage mnde. Keith county will combine the seventh annual roundup and the county fair this yenr in order to give n renl big show nt Ogallala on Sep tember 13, 14 and 15. Lincoln county boys' and girls' club members are taking much Interest In tho state fair and will send three teams to Lincoln on September 3 to enter the judging contest. Elmer Wllmeth, 27, member of n prominent Lincoln family, wns struck by an automobile and died an hour later In a hospital conducted by his father, Dr. F. L. Wllmeth. The question of changing the system of county government from the super visor to the commissioner system probnbly will be submitted to the voters of Knox county nt the coming eneral election. Petitions asking that the question be plnced on the ballot are now being circulated. Practically nil plnns have been mnde for the Ak-Snr-Ben fall festival to be held by the knights of thnt order at Omaha September 12 to 23. An elaborate program calculated to draw mnny thousands of people from all parts of tho state and adjacent terri tory has been prepared. The nttrnct ions Include harness races from Sep tember 12 to September 17 and run ning races from Septeirber 12 to 23, with $30,000 In purses offered. Twelve hundred porsons will nppear In the Ak-Snr-Ben pngennt on the eve nings of September 18 nnd 10. The pngennt Is entitled "Coronndo In Qui vera," nnd Is said to bo a portrayal of Nebraska history. Plnns for the new Junior high school and gymnasium building at Superior aro rnpldly developing nnd work will bo begun soon. Ira Slonlger, Lincoln aviator, fell 800 feot in a plane he was testing and escnped with a broken nose, bruised legs and a bad shakcup. Othorwlse, physicians believe he Is uninjured. Humboldt will hnve a band of forty pieces for the fall festival to bo held In thnt pluco Soptember 13, 14 and 15, Tho same organization Is expected to play at tho Pawnee county fair later In the month. A great many cucumbers are being grown in Scottsbluff county. Last year It. W. Jeffries averaged $200 per aero on three acres, by actual mens urement of tho land by a surveyor, Al Spencer, near Bayard, raised $240 Worth of cucumbers on threo-fourths of an acre. Between 4,000 nnd 5,000 peoplo nt tended the seventh annual Ash Creek barbecue and picnic near Crawford In tho Pine Ridge country. This Is an annual affair nnd Is nttended by pioneers from northwestern Nebraska, chiefly from Dawes, Sioux and Box Butte counties, SPURNED BY MAN, GIRL KILLS SELF Flapper Love Sends Evelyn Cou ture to Death and Kenneth Gumm to Hospital. BREAKS UP WEDDING Marriage Festivities Turned Into Tragedy by Infatuated Girl Brldo Tells Story of Dead Girl's Persistence. Toledo, Ohio. Flapper love, violent and passionate, but shallow and Im potent, sent Evelyn Couture, nineteen years old, of Sylvanla, to her death by her own hand nnd put Kenneth P. Gumm, twenty-one, of Toledo, in a hospital with a bullet In his lung'. Mrs. Penrl Thomns Gumm, wife ot tho wounded man, Is a candidate for the state senate In the primary elec tion. She hns espoused the cause of short skirts, bobbed hnlr and other features of a liberal platform. Wedding festivities of young Gumm nnd his bride of a few hours were halted by an Insistent knock on the Pulled the Gun and Fired. door of the bride's apartment on tho evening of the wedding dny. When It wns answered Evelyn Couture, the sinister shadow of the Gumms' court ship, stood In the hall. She formerly had held a plnce In Gunuu's favor.. Asks Girl to Depart. Mrs. Gumm, renllzlng thnt the girl was agitated over the news that young Gumm had married, nsked why Miss Couture did not go uway and leave them alone. "no's mine, Penrl Thomns," she re plied to the bride who formerly was Pearl Thomas, manicurist and nrtlst model. Mrs. Gumm nttempted to per suade the girl to go away nnd not mnke a scene on account of the mar riage. "Oh, what's the use," she replied despondently. Then, according to Mrs. Gumm, the Couture girl asked thnt Mrs. Gumm step out into the hnllwny. "After n recent experience with her, ' I wns afraid to do this. Then she said she wished to see Kenneth," the bride said. "He came out of the bathroom and snw her. He snld: 'Go home, we're married. Let us alone. "She Insisted that she wanted to see him for a moment nnd came Into the room, carrying n flapper hat In her hand. Kenneth said: T suppose you have a gun again. Well, If you hnve. you might as well shoot. I ent bullets.' "Of course, he didn't think sho would shoot, but she wnlked up to him nnd pulled tho gun from under her lint nnd fired. I nnd stnrted down stalrs nnd turned nt the shot. She hnd thrown her arms around him, but even though wounded, he flung her from him toward a corner. Then I henrd nnother shot, nnd, running back, thought she hod shot him ngnln. When I reached the door she was falling to the floor. She had killed herself. When I saw her there, all crumpled up and Kenneth wounded, I fainted. "She didn't love Kenneth and he didn't love her. She might have been Infatuated with what I would call flnp per love, but there wns nothing deep nbout her nffectlon. "I truly love my husband, although It has only been In the Inst few weeks thnt wo hnve been together much, nfter a long estrangement. During these weeks this girl continually fol lowed us. Kenneth told mo he wns through with ler. "As late as two nights before the wedding I wanted to terminate our friendship nnd give Kenneth to her If ho wnnted to go to her, but he assured mo that there was nothing to his friendship with her nnd thnt he mere ly had spent some time with the Cou ture girl while- we were estranged. Three weeks ago he told me he was ready to settle down and we started going together agnln. "Then Miss Couturo Interfered. Re cfently she met us on tho street nnd pulled n gun on us. Kennoth told her to stop talking nbout him as be was through." i I 111 i