THE NORTH PLATTE SEMI-WEEKLY TRIBUNE. UGH PAINS A! THIS WOMAN HAD Two Months Could Not Turn in Bed. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound Finally Restored Health Seattle, Washington. "I had drag ging paina first and could not slant! on lmy feet, then 1 had chills and fever and such pains in my right side and a hard lump there. I could not turn myself in oca una coma not sleep. I was this way for over two months, trying everything any one told me, un til my Bister brought me a bottle of Lydia is. rinkham's vege iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinii fe. 1 - i table Compound. I took it regularly un til all the hard pains had left mo and I was ablo to bo up and to do my work again. The hard lump loft my side and I feel splendid in all ways. X know of many women it has helped," Mrs. G. Richardson, 46-10 Orcas St, Seattle, Washington. This is another caso where Lydia E. Pinkham's Vogotablo Compound broughtrcsult3after"tryingoverything any one told mo" had failed. If you aro suffering from pain) her vousness and aro always tired; if you are low spirited and good for nothing, take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. You may not only relieve , the present distress, but prevent the development of more serious trouble. Headaches Are Usually Due to Constipation When you are constipat ed, there is not enough lubricant produced by your system to keep the food waste soft. Doctors prescribe Nujol because its action is so close to this natural lubricant. Nujol is a lubricant not a medicine or laxative so cannot gripe. Try it today. mm (Copy tor Thti Department Supplied bj mi Amencnn i.erion ntvi nervica.i SHE JUMPED FOR THE LEGION Miss Verna Welch Plunges 3,000 Feet In Parachute From Airplane at Wichita Falls. To climb out of an airplane cockpit nnd dive heatlQrst toward tho earth 3,- 000 feet below on her second rldo off of terra flrran required a good deal of nerve. At least, the act made thou sands ot spectators gasp for breath nnd shudder lest the harness fall to Work and the parachute, which trailed behind her, remain unopened. Miss Verna Welch was creating the sensation. The spectators were the cood citizens of Wichita Falls, Tex., 1 British Air Trade Booms. According to estimate the aerial trade of Great Urltnin now amounts to nearly $10,000,000 a year. The ar ticles imported or exported by air plane cover n wide variety, but tho largest single Item Is represented by gowns, furs nnd other wearing apparel imported from France. Just Bay to your grocer Bed Cross Ball Blue when buying bluing. You will be more than repaid by the re sults. Once tried always used. Ad vertisement Sufficient Teacher "Now, children, It Is a curious fact that the bee stings only once." Boy "But, Isn't once enough?" Exports of locomotives from the Xjnlted States In 1020 totaled 1,711, valued at .$53,020,847. Sure Relief FOR INDIGESTION D 6 Bellans Hot water Sure Relief 25t and 754 Packages. Everywhere DON'T DESPAIR If you are troubled with pains or aches; feel tired; have neaaacne, Inrfiorftotinri. insomnia: painful pas sage of urine, you will find relief in GOLD MEDAL ONLY WOMAN MAJOR IN ARMY Julia C. Stlmson, Dean of School of Nursing, Served as Chief Nun of Red Cross. Tho superintendent of the army nurse corps and dean of the Army School of Nurs ing, Is tho only woman major In the United States irmy. MaJ. Julia 0. Stlmson served as chief nurso of the American Bed Cross In Paris and later as di rector of tho American e x p o- flltlonary forces lurslng service, Pith 10.000 nurses under her control during tne World war, before becoming superintendent of the army nurse corps and head of the school of nursing. Major Stlinson wns born In Worces ter, Mass., and graduated from Vnssar when bnrely twenty years of age. She first went overseas ns chief nurso of tho St. Louis unit, base hospital No. 21. She holds numerous awards and citations for her services during the war. One of the major's most recent ex periences was the honor of christen ing the army transport Chaumont. "General Pershing was there." Major Stlmson said in speaking of the event, "nnd I spilled champagne nil over the general's best uniform when I broko the bottle over the bow." FEW BUCKS NOW IN U. S. ARMY Just Before the Flight. witnessing the American Legion's nvlatlon meet, one of the biggest ever held In the Southwest. Miss Welch dropped like a dead weight for several feet and then the parachute very slowly opened nnd the drop earthward became more gradual. She hit the ground with a Jolt but was uninjured. It wns n proud young woman who received the congratulations of the hundreds who crowded around her for her dorlng net. But Miss Welch says that she Isn't sure that she wants to Jump from airplanes for u living. The big aerial meet was staged to raise money for n Legion clubhouse nt Wichita Falls. ACTIVE IN LEGION AFFAIRS Miss May Merritt, Indiana, Rlsea From Auxiliary President to National Committeewoman. From the presidency of the first lo- col American Legion Auxlllnry unit nfl Connersvllle, Ind., to the ofllce of Indiana na tional committee- woman in less than six months is the simple story of the sud den rise of Miss May Merritt. Miss Merritt, as chair man of the Aux iliary's national emblem commit tee and chair man of the resolutions committee, has had much to do with formulating the plans and policies of the organization during the past year. Aside from her work for the Legion Auxiliary, Miss Merritt is chiefly In terested in better educational ndvnn tnges for the children of Iloozlerdom Number of Trained Doughboys Has Been Reduced, Bringing Total to Not More Than 20,000. Doughboys Just plnln buck privates of Infantry arc becoming almost as scarce in the regular army as shave tails were some time ngo. Every tlmo there is n reduction in the size of the army, the number of buck privates Is very perceptibly cut down. At tho present time, It Is said thnt there nre not more than 20,000 plnln, unspeclnl lzcd "bucks" in the ranks of the United States nrmy. There nre only 47,837 men In nil branches of the foot regiments while there were more than 53,000 enlisted men in the Infantry when the war started In April, 1017. Impending additional reductions in the size of the nrmy will show a further drop In the number of prU vntes, olllcers say, and leave the In fantry only a framework of highly trained specialists with just a few humble bayonet-wielding bucks here nnd there to give a sketchy suggestion of a wartime force. This framework of specialists will be maintained, the Wnr department declares, so thnt In an emergency the army may be able to quickly expand, filling In the vacant ranks with raw' recruits who, with a few weeks' train ing, will make our fighting forces a highly trained machine. Lack of Patriotism. Enraged because some of his own countrymen refused to stand when "Deutschlnnd uber Alles" was being sung in the smoking room of a trans atlantic liner, a young German ofll cer, son of u German general, created n sensntion by dashing his wine glass to the floor and otherwise showing his disapproval of the lack of patriotism displayed by his German companions The world's standard remedy for Iddney, liver, bladder and uric acid troubles and Nadonal Remedy of Holland slnco 1696. Three sizes, all druggists. Look for tho nmo CoU Medal on erery 1m and accept no imitation PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM HmoTeDanarufftorIIalrFalllnri t.i(fli Color ana I Beautr to Cray and Faded Hair nitco Cnem. Waal Patrhoyur.N.T. aw - ii touae.. rw., (top all pala. S7 imi!rA itSS feet, inakea walalne . sfcJ"LS?'l,?V-J Pw fUU. JllatoxChemiaal Worka,tatcnor".l.T. Cuticura Soap SHAVES Without Mug Cutlcura 8ep b the favorite foMafotyraiorihavlni. Clubhouse Over Oil Well. To build their clubhouse over nn oil well wns the unique and profit able experience of the American Le gion men In Wnynesboro, Tenn. Drill ing wns begun after oil wns noticed In a mud puddle In tho back ynrd and oil wns struck at 200 feet. The Le glonnnires plan to erect n fine com munlty clubhouse from royalties. Benefits Certain Ex-Scrvlce Men. Certain ex-servlco men who aro not eligible for compensation under the veterans' bureau are nevertheless eligible for entrnnce into tho national home for disabled volunteer sol dlers. This class consists of those who pnssed tho draft board but were lator rejected at tho training enmps for physical disabilities. Highest Commendation. A letter from Postmaster General Work, expressing tho "highest com mondntlon of your corps" hns been re celved by Major General Lojeuno commnndnnt of tho marine corps, fol lowing tho withdrawal of tho 2,000 ninrlncs who have been gunrdlng tho mails over the country for several months. PREFERS TO MARCH, AS 'BUCK' Children Cry For foot Contents IBFluidDraoti ATiAnfaWcTV-Minrauonlof As 1 1lnitheStonVldiSandBcWgt5 Cheerfulness andBMUtowg neither opwm,wonuuv';v: Mineral. Notwahoo.w QaitUdSagir VtdnfrttMTknr k i.f((inpmcdyfof racSlmUcSijnatorep1 jenKTAmGoHPMa; Special Care of Baby. That Baby should have a bed of Its own all are agreed. Yet It Is moro reasonable for an Infant to sleep with grown-ups than to uso a man's medicine In an attempt to regulato the delicato organism of thnt same infant. Either practice is to be shunned. Neither would be tolerated by specialists in children's diseases. Your Physician will tell you that Baby's medicine must be prepared with even greater care than Baby's food. A Baby's stomach when in good health is too often disarranged by improper food.- Could you for a moment, then, think of giving to your ailins child anything but a medicine especially prepared for Infants and Children ? Don't be deceived. Make a mental note of this: It is important, Mothers, that you should remember that to function well, the digestive organs of your Baby must receive special care. Ho Baby is so abnormal that the desired results may be had from the use of medicines primarily prepared for grown-ups. MOTHERS SHOULD READ THE BOOKLET THAT IS ABOUND EVERY BOTTLE OF FLETCHER'S CA8T0RIA GENUINE CASTOR I A ALWAYS Bears tho Signature of Exact Copy of Wrapper. THE C1NTAUH COMPANY, NIW YORK CITY, Needs Guidance of God. A new path needs the contlnunl guid ance of God. Young peoplo some times make the terrible mistake of forgetting this, and thinking thnt they can safely leave God behind when they leave- homo. East and West. For truo blue, rJso Bed Cross Ball Blue. Snowy-whlto clothes will bo sure to result. Try It nnd you will al ways use it. All good grocers have It. Advertisement Arguing Is seldom spoiten of nB n bad habit, yet It Is one when It Is a habit. To bo womanly is tho greatest charm of womnn. Longevity and Stature. Somo person with n statistical turn of mind ought to collect ilgures on tho relative longevity of giants and dwnrfa So far as lay observation goes, tho ndvantago 1b distinctly on tho sldo of midgets. "Major" Louis Davis, 7 Inches high, died tho other day nt tho ago of eighty-one years. Memory falls to recall any seven-foot prodigy who nttalncd equal length of years. If such there have been, let their bi ographers come forwnrd with the data. Not Alwayn Successful. She (to aviator) "And do you romo down tho snmo way you co un?" He "No; I try to como down feet flrst." Same Herel French women arc painting thel eyebrows to mntch their gowns. In most cases it requires very ntun paint. Pittsburgh Press, Cutlcura Soothe Itching Scalp. On retiring gently rub spots of dan druff nnd Itching with Cutlcurn OInt ment. Next morning nhnmpoo with Cutlcura Soap and hot water. Make them your everyday toilet preparation nnd have n clear skin and soft, white bands. Advertisement. Style. "The mnn next door puts on n lotf of style." "Eh?" "Always beats the rugs with n golf club." Louisville Courier-Journal. Brig. Gen. William V. McMaken, Ohio, Has Served His Coun try for Forty Years. William V. McMnken of Toledo, 0 who was a brlgudler general In the service to which he gave 40 years of Ids life, says thut he prefers now to march as a "buck" In the rear rank ut pa triotic and memo rial demonstra tions since his mllltnry career is over. But this modesty s o in e tlmes causes him a little embar rassment. During the American Le gion parade at the national convention In Cleveland, in 1020, when Mr. Mc Maken marched In the ranks, he re ceived the "bawling out" of his life from an erstwhile hard-boiled sergeant who noticed thut the former brigadier general had fulled to "dress right." Mr. McMaken was a brlgudler com mander In the Thirty-seventh division during the World war. Don't be Fooled Low Price and High Quality Don't Go Together. Stick to CALUMET The Economy BAKING POWDER Mever accept "Just as Good" Brands; it will only mean disappointments and fail ures on bake-day, which are expensive. Calumet is a high grade Baking Powder, moderate in price Carrying On With the American Legion A memorial to the marines who were once students of the University of Mlnnesotu has been unveiled on the university campus. An entire Island in tho Mnumee river, 20 miles from Toledo, 0., has been bought by a Toledo Post of tho American Legion to be used as u va cation resort. Athletic and playground equipment for seven playgrounds In Buck's coun ty, Pennsylvania, has been presented to ench of as many communities by tho Amerlcun Legion. A speclul troop of boy scouts who could not pny their entrnnco fees into tho scout organisation were organized and given their uniforms and equip ment by the American Legion nt Ot tumwn, In. The 800,000 rernnlnlng unexpend ed following the pnyment of tho New Jersey state bonus to former servlco men may be used by tho American Le gion to provide hospital accommoda tions for Incapacitated cx-soldlers. I 8 MADE BYA TWt When you use it you never spoil any of the expensive ingredients sugar, eggs and milk. I 9 BHBtffl Best that science can produce Stands the test of dailv use. BEST BY TEST The World's Greatest Baking Powder N 10 Cents Gives Charming Niw Color Tone to Old Sweaters PUTNAM FADELESS DYES dyes or tints as you wish flAIQV PI V VII I CDTLACED ANYWIIEKB There's a man in this town who sells KEY OVERALLS. 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