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LOOK HER!
Read Wfcat Mrs. Lucas Writes Con
cerning Her Troubles, Which
May be Just Like Yours
St Louis, Mo. -"I had troubles that
mi women aro ape to nave, with paina in
I my uacK, weaK, tired,
nervous reelings and
a weak stomach. I
had been this way
about ayear and was
unabla to work nr
stand on my feet for
any icngtn or time.
My husband's aunt
told mo how much
good Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vogotablo
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try it, so I did. All my pains and weak-
flRa?l nrrt rrnnn mv aMmnnh in nil
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for Swift's Packing Company. I recom
mend your Vegetable Compound to my
friends and you may publish my letter
ns a testimonial." Mrs. Lulu Lucas,
719A Vandevonter St., St. Louis, Mo.
Again and again ono woman tells an
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ham's Vegotablo Compound.
You who work must keep yourself
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EAD
Life is a burden when the body
is racked with pain. Everything
worries and the victim becomes
despondent and downhearted. To
bring back the sunshine take
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200 years; it is an onemy of all pains re
sulting from kidney, liver and uric acid
troubles. All drug-gists, three sizes.
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and accent no imitation
What He Wanted.
A man entered the office of a lnwyer
at McPherson, Kan., .und Inquired:
"Ees dns btuie lawyer's place?"
"Yes, my friend. What can I do for
you?"
"Ay tnnk ay want Bomo papers
made. Ay buy me farm from Nels
Petuersen, and Ay tank Ay want a
mortgage."
"If you hnve bought a farm, what
you want Is a warrunty deed, not a
mortgage."
"No, Ay tank not. Ay buy me farm
In Dakoty, and take deed, but purty
Boon long come man with mortgage,
nnd he take farm. This time Ay tank
Ay take mortgage." Judge.
The charm of a bathroom is It fipot
lessness. By tho use of Red Cross Ball
Blue, all cloths and towels retain their
whiteness until worn out. Advertise
ment. Anxiety.
Tho fortune teller held his hand
and followed nls lines.
"You are about to have serious
trouble," she suld, "with a dark gentle
man who "
"A moment," he said, nervously.
"See If hlB name la Mose, und if he Is
my janitor."
Ono of the hnrdest things in tho
world to do Is nothing.
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Hot water
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Ahnnvt use the trenuine
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(Copy for Thl Department Supplied bj
the American Legion New Service.)
REGARD FOR HEROES' WISHES
Judge Ncterer of Seattlo Holds Re
quest of Soldier Killed in War
Demands First Consideration.
Is the last wish of a soldier dying
on the field of battle more to be re
spected than legal forms decked out
with sealing wax? The American
Legion thinks it Is. Recent cases be
fore tho courts have brought the ques
tion to the front According to Federal
Judge Neterer of Seattle, tho wish of
a soldier killed in battle Is higher law
than any departmental regulation. Ac
cording to this decision Agnes Claffy,
sixteen-year old nicco of Clarence
Swank, is awarded the residue of
Swank's estate, amounting to 50,000.
Swank was killed in France. Depart
mental red tape cluttered up the case
on account of tho death of Swank's
mother, the original beneficiary. In
handing down his decision Judge
Neterer cited precedents extending
back to the days of Caesar and tho
legionnaires of ancient Rome.
The latest case is that of Miss
Elenore R. Knapp of New York, whose
claim to the estate of Ernest Charl
ton Mason of the One Hundred and
Sixth United States Infantry has been
contested by Mason's uncle. In a
muddy dugout beforo a general ad
vance ngulnst tho Germans, Mason
told his huddle, Oscar Wcstgate, the
story of his engagement, and added
that he now felt that in tills advance
ho was slated to "go West" "If I
don't come through this," he said, as
they stnrted over tho top, "I want El
enore to have all my estate."
Mason, among others, was cut oft
and captured by the Germans. They
were tnken to the same prison camp.
For ten dnys, a bunkle testified, Mason
lay ill on the ground with influenza
Then he was taken away in un ambu
lance and his death reported. Event
ually a death certificate was issued
by the United States government. But
the nttorneys for Mason's uncle con
tested the case to the extent of argu
ing that the "proof of death" was un
satisfactory. The justice of the soldier's latest
will has been upheld In startling fash
ion by the highest courts of England
recently. An English major of in
fantry died alone in ,hls lodgings in
London directly nfter the nrntistlce.
He left no legal will. Across the front
of a photograph of his fiance he
had hastily scrawled: "All to her.1'
The case was brought before the high
est tribunal of England and the "will"
stood.
TABLET GRACES LEGION SHIP
Bronze Piece In Main Dining Saloon
Engraved With Dedication by
National Commander.
The steamship "American Legion"
of the Munson lines, sailing between
New York and Buenos Aires with an
American Legion crew, now bears In
Its main dining saloon a bronze tnblet
'HMHuiaxm (m xmi tL&u
Si. te&lC ( MfitfiTlUfc Ltilt'
ffMMtti, . uci;a la nut ir&iq-;
"American Legion" Steamship Tablet.
engraved with a dedication signed by
the national commander of the Legion.
The formal presentation of tho
tablet was made In the presence of
the New York and New Jersey ofllcials
of the Legion and two hundred guests.
Send Diseased Poultry to France.
Tho Germuns are inoculating with
cholera the fowls they aro delivering
tho French under the reparations
agreements, according to French biolo
gists. It was noticed that the poultry
sent in from Germany soon died
Prompt inquests on the dead fowls
disclosed the cholera germ. The Paris
Matin, one of the greatest French
newspapers, calls for a government in
vestigation. Pending.
"Well, want to murry my daughter,
I suppose?" snapped the grouchy mil
lionaire as he glowered! at the timid
youth. Adjusting his glassos he added:
"By the way, aren't you one of my
daughter's former suitors?"
"N-o-no sir," faltered the cheerless
one, "but I expect I soon will be."
American Legion Weekly.
READY FOR THE CAKE-EATERS
Alton Roberts, Chairman of Legion
Committee for Reception of Quests,
Lands Choice Recipe.
The mrin who made a "cake-cater"
of Marshal Foch 'during the marshal's
tour of America
has fallen for the
habit himself. Al
ton T. Roberts of
Muniuette, Mich.,
chairman of the
American Legion
committee for tho
reception of dis
tinguished guests,
hud the pastry
cooks of North
and South Caro
lina sbndowed for
two months to
get the recipe for a certain angel food
cake that was handed aboard the
Foch train.
Since Mr. Roberts finished with the
recent trip of Marshal Joffre across
the continent the recipe hns been
found. Mr. Roberts is now ready for
the eminent guests of the Legion nt
tho New Orleuus convention next Oc
tober. TO THE RESCUE OF THE FLAG
Disgruntled Hotel Owner Makes
Apology to Legion for Flying'
Emblem Upsldedown.
Before 2,000 people In the public
square a hotel man of St. Augustine,
Flu., hoisted the Amerlcun Aug, saluted
It and made a public apology to the
local post of the American Legion for
flying the flag upsldedown, ns n pro
test against the pitching of a carnival
company tent near his hotel.
In Littleton, Colo., two steeple jacks
from the local Legion post climbed the
domo of the court house and rescued
Hoisting the Stars and Stripos.
a tattered and weather-stained national
flag. The post had protested against
such treatment of the flag. The county
commissioners had replied, "If you
want that flag replaced hire a couple
of steeple Jacks yourselves."
RETURNS TO THE FOOTLIGHTS
David Gardiner, Former Doughboy,
After Months In Hospital, Re
sumes Theatrical Work.
From matinee darling to doughboy
In tho trenches is a long step. From
government hos
pital to Broad
way vaudeville Is
a step fully as
long. David
Gardiner of ,the
One Hundred and
Fifteenth infan
try achieved them
both.
A veteran of
Chateau Thierry,
St. Mihlel and
the Argonne, Gar
diner was wound
ed and gassed in service. He has
spent 10 months in hospital as a re
sult. On tho morning of his release
he signed for n membership In tho
American Legion and for a theatrical
engagement in New York.
Carrying On With the
1 AM t )
I American Legion
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Since President Hnrding's order of
May 10, 1921, over 000 ex-soldiers
have been commissioned as United
Stntes postmasters.
The Montana state board of educa
tion has voted to erect memorials to
student soldiers who lost their lives In
the World war, each memorial to cost
$15,000.
The Bervlce flag Is still flying, only
this time merchants are using It to
let the public know how many ex
service men are employed in their
establishments.
Commander Hanford MncNlder of
the Legion received invitations to the
number of 700 from nil over the coun
try for his appeurance on Memorial
day. He accepted the invltutlon of St.
Paul, Minn.
ip
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GOULD NOT HIT A
LICK FOR MONTHS
Petersburg Resident Says She Had
About Lost Hope of Getting Bet
tei Now Well and Happy.
"Tanlnc has been such a blessing to
mo I can't help singing its prnlses,"
said Mrs. T. J. Archer, highly esteemed
resident of 1147 Shepard St., Peters
burg, Vn.
"I had Indigestion so bad I couldn't
cat a thing without being In misery for
hours, nnd tho pain around my henrt
caused by tho cna seemed nil I could
stand. I constantly had headaches
and nwful spells of dizziness. Then
to mako matters worse rheumatism
In my arms, shoulders and knees nl-
most drove mo to distraction, and for
three months I couldn't do a stroke of
work.
"I had lust about decided it was no
use to take any moro medicine when
my husband brought mo n bottle of
Tanlac. Now I never havo a touch
of Indigestion. Headaches and dizzy
snclls arc a thine of tho past, nna
rheumatism lias left mo entirely. I
never Imvo known a mcdlclno to equal
Tanlac."
Tanlac Is sold by all good druggists.
It Is easier to Join tho mob thnn to
From nothing, nothing can come,
arguo with It.
The Cutlcura Toilet Trio.
Having cleared your skin keep It clear
by making Cutlcura your every-dny
toilet preparations. The Soap to clcansa
nnd purify, the Ointment to sootho and
heal, tho Talcum to powder nnd per
fume. No toilet table Is complete
without them. Advertisement.
His Stopping Point.
"Paid your tailor's bill yet?" usked
a friend.
"Can't," replied the young man.
"Paid tho florist?"
"Quito lmpos."
"Whut about your motoring bill?"
"They're still sending It In."
"If you can't pay for your own liv
ing," exclaimed his friend, in dis
gust, "why don't you bo decent
enough to die?"
"And then run up nn undertaker's
bill?" retorted the young man. "My
dear chap, there's n limit 1"
The Cashier.
A young woman went to call on a
friend who hnd entertained her. Tho
lattcr's five-year-old daughter, who was
playing on the lawn, said, "Mamma
isn't nt home."
"I am sorry," replied tho young
woman, "for I havo conio to pay my
party call."
"Oh, I'll take tho money," said the
child promptly.
Improved Live-Saving Device.
In enso of shipwreck, u few minutes'
delay In sending a lino to the vessel
may menu life or death to those on
board. A line-throwing rocket pistol,
described in Popular Mechanics Maga
zine, hns now been devised which, with
nil equipment, weighs less than fifty
pounds, nnd Is easily portable. The
pistol Is fired from tho hand.
Everything Charged.
"My battery charge It."
"I have charged It. That will be $4."
"Charge It" Louisville' Courier-Journal.
Here's a real treasure
from Nature's storehouse
GOOD old Mother Nature has
placed in wheat and barley the
wonderful food properties which build
and sustain life and health.
Many so-called "refined" foods are
robbed of vital
needs.
Grape-Nut8-that famous wheat and
barley food brings you all the natural
goodness of the grains in perfected form,
with a crispness and flavor that charm
the appetite.
You will find Grape-Nuts an ideal
dish for breakfast or supper-time.
Ready to serve from the package, .with
cream or good milk.
Order Grape-Nuts ' from your
grocer today.
Grape -Nutsthe Body Builder
Made by Postuaa Cereal Cotnpsny, Ins
Battle Creek, Mich.
Important to Mothora
Bxnmlno carefully every bottlo of
OASTORIA, that famous old remedy
tor Infants and children, and sco that It
Ytnnt-a it
Signature LVT2MkL.
In Use- for Over 80 Yearn.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Cnstoria
How It Is at College.
At ono of tho dormitories of a well-
known collego for women two young
housemaids wcro comparing noteu on
academic life.
"Well," said Norah, dimpling, "tho
faculty has tho brains, und the col
lego girls has the clothes, but, believe
me, the mnlds bus tho looks 1"
Youth's Companion.
Wo like people to bo thoroughly enn
did, but wu generally go some placo
else.
Help That Aching Back!
Is your back giving out? Aro you
tortured with backacho and stabbing
pains? Docs nny exertion leave you
''all played out"? Feel you just can't
keep going? Likely your kidneys are
to blamo. Overwork, strains, hurry
nnd worry tend to weaken tl kidneys.
Backacho is often tho first warning.
Headaches and dizziness may come, too,
and annoying bladder irregularities.
Help tho kidneys with Dofln'a Kidney
Fills tho remedy recommended by
thousands. Ask vour neighborl
A Nebraska Case
Win, McKay, 8.
4th fit.. Albion, a.
Nebr.. says: "A..
Biraiu yub ill mu-
neya out of ordori
no I couldn't bond
or lift without-
sbarp pains cuttinr
throuKii my back
My kldnoya wore
disordered and the
secretions panned
with a burnliiR
Benwitlon and were
unnatural. Doan's
Kidney Pills gave
mo permanent ro-l
lief from the trou
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His Attitude.
"You don't believe in spirits?"
"Not the kind I read nbout" said
Mr. Gmmpson. "I don't take tiny stock
In table rapping, tho rattling of tam
bourines and mysterious noises Issuing
from a cabinet in n darkened room.
When spirits nro willing to glvo a
demonstration In a public squnro at
high noon I'll be there with nn open
mind." Birmingham Ago-IIeruld.
In Days of Yore.
The girl who leveled a hairbrush
at a burglar and kept him stnndlng
with his hands up until the pollco ar
rived didn't cry after It was all over,
i'et some peoplo think It necessary
to pass laws for tho purposo of mak
ing womun man's equal.
If you want "Uncle Sam to do It,"
of course, he Is going to take your
money to do It with.
Wishes nre worUi n great deal be
foro ono is thirty, but not much ufter
that.
If a man has some articlo to sell
ho hardly ever thinks tiicro Is too
much Immigration.
Forget others' faults by remember
ing your own. .
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Warning!
As a motorist, we desire to voice tho
indignation of ull other motorists, nnd
to say that If these pedestrians don't
quit walking Into our cars and bend
lng tho bumpers nil up, we'll stnrt a
national movement to make It a mlsdo
rnennor to cross tho street.
Personally, w.o haven't lilt anyone,
yet, but we feel It coming on. Well
mond Tlmcs-Dlspntch.
F. O. B.
Tho Shrlners' minstrel show and ba
zar was still fresh in his mind when
brother wns rending the automobile
advertisements In a magazine. Tho
p'rlco was followed by tho letters "F.
O. B."
"I know what F. O. B.' means,
mother," ho announced.
"Well, whnt?" mother inquired.
"Frisco or bust," snid brother, con
fidently. Indlannpolls News.
After nn evil Is "regulated" for s
century or two It Is on the way to ba
smashed altogether.
Too many of us confuso ambition
with a desire to have things handed to
us.
Tho woman who trusts ull men Ifl
shy of experience.
"There's a
Reason"
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