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Into financing an expedi tion to hunt tor buried treasure on leward island. Her niece, Vir ginia Harding, undertaking to atop her. gets on the vessel and Is un willingly carried along. By no means concealing 'her dletasto for the expedition and her contempt for its members, Virginia mukea the acquaintance of the Honorable Cuthbert Vane. Talking with Dugald Shaw, leader of the expedi tion, Virginia very frankly ex presses her views, practically ac cusing Shaw and the other mem bers of the party, Including a somewhat uncertain personage Captain Magnus, and a shady "financier," Hamilton II. Tubbs, of being in a conspiracy to defraud Jane Harding. Landing on the island Is a matter of some difficul ty, Virginia being carried ashore in the arma of Cuthbert Vane. The party getB settled. Miss Browne tells about the treasure. Virginia declares herself out of 1L The lend sailor's map is produced. (CHAPTER VI Continued). It was fortunate that Cookie knew nothing of the solitary grave some where on the island, with Its stone marked with B. II. nnd a cross-bones, nor that the Inhabitant thereof was supposed to walk. If he had, I think the strange spectacle of a loue negro In a small boat rowing lustily for the American continent might soon havo been witnessed on the Pacific by any eyes that were there to see. And we could 111 have spared either boat or cook. Yet even though unvexed by this grewsome knowledge, after two or three days I noticed that Cookie was ill at case. As the leisure member of the party, I enjoyed more of Cookie's Roclety than the rest. On this occa sion while the morning was still in its freshness he was permitting me to mnke fudge. But his usual joviality was gone. I saw that he glanced over his shoulder at intervals, muttering darkly to himself. Also that a rabbit's foot was slung conspicuously about his neck. Having made my fudge and set the pan on a stone In the stream to cool. I was about to retire with a view to conducting a limited exploring expedi tion of my own. The assurances of Mr. Shaw not personally directed to me, of course; the armed truce un der which we lived did not permit of that had convinced me that I hud not to dread anything more ferocious than the pigs, and the wildest of them would retire before n stick or a stone. Besides, I boasted n little automatic, which I carried strapped to ray waist In n businesslike mnnner. Mr. Vane had almost got me to the point where I could shoot it off without shutting my eyes. Thus equipped, I was about to set pfl into the woods. I had turned my back on Cookie and the camp, when I was arrested by an exclamation: "Miss Jinny!" I turned to And Cookie gazing after me with an expression which, In the familiar phrase of fiction, I could not Interpret, though among Its Ingredi ents were doubt nnd anguish. Cookie, too, looked pale. I don't In tho least know how he managed It, but that was the impression ho conveyed, dusky as he was. "Miss Jinny, It mos' look Ink yo' bout to go perambujatln' in deso yere woods?" "I nm, Cookie," I admitted. Tho whites of Cookie's eyes became alarmingly conspicuous. Drawing near in a stealthy manner ho whis pered : "Yo' bettnh not, Miss Jinny I" "Oh, nonsense, Cookie 1" I said im patiently. "There's not a thing on tho island but the pigs!" "Miss Jinny," ho solemnly replied, "dey's pigs and pigs." "Yes, but pigs is pigs, you know," I answered, laughing. "Dey's pigs and pigs, chile live ones nnd -dead ones." "Dead ones? Of course haven't we been eating them?" "Yo' won't nevnh eat dls yero kind o dead pig, Miss Jinny. It's it's a ha'ntl" The murder was out Cookie leaned against cocoa-palm and wiped his obon brow. Persistently questioned, he told at Inst how, today and yesterday, aris ing in the dtro dawn to build his Are before the camp was stirring, he had teen lurking at the edgo of the clear ing a white four-footed shape. It was a pig, yet not a pig; Its ghostly hue, ltn noiseless movements, divided It from nil proper mundane porkers by the dreadful gulf which divides the tiring from the dead. The first morn ing Cookie, doubtful of his senses, tad flung a stone and the spectral thing had vanished like a shadow. On Its second appearance, having had THE BOBBS-MERRI L.l COMPANY a day and a night for meditation, he had known better than to commit such an outrage upon the possessor of ghostly powers, and had resorted to prayer Instead. This had answered quite as well, for the phuntom pig had dissolved like the morning mists. While tho sun blwed, what with his devotions and his rnbblt's foot and a cross of twigs nailed to a tree, Cookie felt a fair degree of security. But his teeth chattered in his head at the thought of upproachlng night. Meanwhile he cou'd not in conscience permit me to venture forth Into the path of this horror, which might, for alt we knew, be lurking In the Juu glo shadows, even through tho day light hours. Also, though he did not avow this motive, I believe he found my compnny t very reassuring. It la immensely easier to face a ghost In the sustaining presence of other ilesh nnd blood. For a moment I wavered In my de termination. What if the island had Its wild creatures after all? But neither lynx nor panther nor any oth er beast of Drev Is white, excent a polar7 bear, and It would be unusual to meet one on n tropical Island. I decided that Cookie's pig was af ter all a pig, though still in the flesh. I thought I remembered having seen quite fair pigs, which would pass fo white with a frightened negro In the dim light of dawn. I consoled Cookie as best I could by promising to cross my fingers if I heard or saw anything suspicious, and struck out Into the woods. For all my brave words to Cookie, I had no Intention of going very far afield. Frcm the shore of the cove I had observed that the ground be hind the clearing rose to the summit of a low ridge, perhaps four hundred feet in height, which Jutted from the base of the peak. From this ridge I thought I might see something more of the Island than the limited envi ronment of Lantern bay. As the woods shut out the last glimpse of the white tents In the clearing, as even the familiar sound of the surf died down to a faint, hnlf- lmaglned whisper mingling with the rustling of the palms overhead, I ex perlenced a certain discomfort, which persons given to hard and unqualified terms might have called fear. It seemed to me as If a very strong cord at the rear of my belt were Jerking me back toward the Inglorious snfety of the camp. I fingered my automatic nnd mnrched on up the hill, trying not to gnsp when a leaf rustled or a coconut dropped In the woods. I gained the summit of the ridge, and stood upon a bare rock platform, scantily sheltered by a fow trees, large shrubs, rather, with a smooth, waxy leaf of vivid green. On the left rose tho great mass of tho peak. "Yo Bettah Not, Mist Jinny!". From far abovo among Its crags a beautiful foamy waterfall came hur tling down. I had not dreamed of getting a view so glorious from tho little eminence of tho ridge. Hero wns an Item of news to take back to camp. Having with great originality christened the place Lookout, I turned to go. And as I turned I saw a shape vaulsh Into the woods. It wus an animal, not a human shape. And it was white. It had, In deed, every distinguishing trait of Cookie's phantom pig. Only it was not a pig. My brief shadowy glimpse of It had told me that, I know what It was not, but what It was I could not, as I stood there rooted, even guess. Would It attack me, or should I only" die of fright? I wondered If my heart were weak, and hoped it wan, so that I should not live to foel th teeth of the unknown Thing sink In my llcsb. I thought of my revolver and nfter an Infinity of time managed to draw It from the case. My fingers seemed at onco nervelessly limp and woodenly rigid, This was not nt all the daunt less front with which I had dreamed of meeting danger. I hud fancied myself with my automatic making n rather pretty "picture as, a young Amazon but I had now n dreadful fear that my revolver might spasmodically go off and wound the Thing, and then, even If It had meditated letting me go, It would certainly attack me. Never theless I clung to my revolver us to my last hope. I began to edge away crab-wise Into the wood. Like a metronome I said to myself over and over monotonous ly, "Don't run, don't run I" I did not ruu. Instead, I stepped on a smooth surface of rock and slid downhill like h human toboggan until I fetched up against a dead log after a confused Interval during which I vaguely believed myself to have been swullowed by nu alligator. While the alligator Illusion endured I must hnve lulu comatose and Immovable. Indeed, when my senses began to come back The Strange Beast of the Jungle Waa a White Bull-Terrier: I was still quite inert. I experienced that curious tranquillity which Is said to visit those who are actually with in the Jaws of death. There I lay prone, absolutely at the mercy of the mysterious white prowler of tho forest and I did uot care. The whole pet ty business of living seemed a long way behind me now. Languidly at last I opened my eyea. Within three yards of me, In the open rock-paved glade where I had fallen, stood the Thing. Yes, there It was only now it had put an ear back and was sniffing at me with a mingling of interest and apprehension. Thp strange beast of the Jungle was a white bull-terrier. Abruptly I sat up. Tho terrier gava a startled sldewlse bound, but paused again nnd stood regarding me. "Here, pupl Here, pup! Nice dog gums!" I snld In soothing accents. The dog gave a low whine nnd stood shivering, eager but afraid. I con tinued my blandishments. Little by little tho forlorn creature drew near er, until I put out a cautious hand and stroked his ears. lie dodged af frlghtedly, but presently crept back again. Soon his hend was against my knee, and ho was devouring my hand with avid caresses. Some time, be fore his abandonment on tho Island, he had been a well-brought-up and petted animal. Months or years of wild life had estranged him from hu manity, yet nt the human touch the old devotion woke again. Tho thing now was to lure him back to camp and restore him to the happy service of his gods. With another al luring, "Here, doggums!" I started on my way. He shrunk, trembled, hesi tated, then was after me with a bound. So I brought him triumphantly across the Rubicon of the little stream, and marched him into camp under tho as tounded eyes of Cookie. At sight or the negro the dog growled softly and crouched ugalust my skirt. Cookie stood like an efllgy of amaze ment done In black and white. "Fo de Lawd's sake, Miss Jinny," ho burst at last, "am dat do ghos'-lg?" "It wns, Cookie, but I changed him Into a live dog by crossing my fingers. Mind your rabbit's foot. He might eat It, and then very likely we'd have a ghost on our hands again." "Yo go 'long, Miss Jinny," said Cookie valiantly. "Yo' think I scared of any ghos' what lower hlsself to be a live white mong'ol dog? Yero, yo' kl-yl, yo' bettah mek friends with or Cookie, 'cause he got charge o' do grub. Yere's a H'le fat ma'ow bone what raebbe come offn yo' own grand chile, but yo' aln' goln' to mind dat now yo' Is trunsformulated dls yero way." 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