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Filially Relieved by taking
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Ravcnswood, W. Va. "For seven long
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I that I was not able
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There Was No Reply,
Robert Perry, ago six, Is the son
of Paul Perry, of Greensburg. Like
all boys of school nge, he Is of an
Inquisitive turn of mind, nnd frequent
ly asks questions of his father which
bring only a grunt In reply.
At dinner the other evening Rob
ert was eating steak.
"Papn, what is steak? Where does
It come from?"
That was an easy one for papa,
and he promptly responded :
"From cows, son."
But he was not prepared for the
next one:
"From our two cows, papa?"
Indianapolis News.
Make Your Own Opportunities.
When you feel the fancied greater
opportunities of other flslds tugging
at your sleeve Just hold n short com
munion with yourself and remember
that It's the man nnd not the line which
achieves success. You will then de
cide thnt there Is nothing better than
the work you are doing and that you
make your own opportunities by the
spirit jou put Into your task every
day of the year. Selected.
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Why guess about it -When
you can know about it?
Suppose a guide said
s
"This way there's a safe and pleasant
.oad to your destination, with no risks or
troubles on the way," and
"That way there's a road that a good
many have stalled on and turned back
from, but you may get through."
Which would you take?
Postum is a thoroughly agreeable and
satisfying meal-time drink, and you're
sure that it's perfectly safe for health.
Coffee contains drug qualities which dis
turb and harm the health of many.
Postum or coffee? Which road?
Why guess when you can know?
Postum comes In two forms: Instant Postum (In tins)
made instantly in the cup by the addition of boiling water.
Postum Cereal (in packages of larger bulk, for those who
prefer to make the drink while the meal is being prepared)
made by boiling for 20 minutes. Sold by all grocera,
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"There's a Reason"
Cynto!
Tho principal troublo with rnntrl
tnony Is thnt you, enn't marry a girl
and still want to sit alono with her
in tho dark.
DON'T FEAR ASPIRIN
IF IT IS GENUINE
Look for Name "Bayer" on Tablets,
Then You Need Never
Worry.
To get genuine "Bayer Tablets of
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"Bayer Cross" on each package and on
each tablet.
Tho ' Bayer Cross" means true, world
famous Aspirin, prescribed by physi
cians for oyer twenty-one yenrs, mid
proved safe by millions for Colds, Head
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Lumhago, Neuritis, and for Pain in
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Spud Murphy's Girl.
Spud Murphy says: "I don't mind
that girl of mine bcln' stuck on her
folks, but I'm darned if I know why
she thinks that every tlmo I call It's
up to her to bust out the family album."
The Leatherneck.
BOSCHEE'S SYRUP
Allays Irritation, Soothes and Heals
Throat and Lung Inflammation.
The almost constant Irritation of a
cough keeps the delicate mucous mem
brane of the throat and lungs In a con
gested condition, which Boschee's Syrup
gently and quickly soothes and heals.
For this reason it has been a favorite
household remedy for colds, coughs,
bronchitis and especially for lung
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the world for the last fifty-five years,
enabling the patient to obtain a good
night's rest, free from coughing, with
easy expectoration In the morning.
You can buy Boschee's Syrup wherever
medicines are sold. Advertisement.
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The time of the whole of tho United
States east of the Rockies Is regulated
by three standard clocks kept in an
underground vault at the naval obser
vatory in Washington. . These clocks
are wound by electricity, and their
beats are transmitted electrically
throughout the observatory; the vault
Is never entered except In cases of
emergency.
Cutlcura for Sore Hands.
Soak hands on retiring In the hot suds
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Ointment with tissue paper. This Is
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If Soap, Ointment and Talcum are used
for all toilet purposes. Advertisement.
Dally Short Story.
Potlphar Wainpoodle had words) with
his wife at breakfast about the way
the eggs were cooked.
"I'm tired of this sort of thing," he
declared. "From here I jo to the
river."
So ho did.
He loafed around the river front,
kidded the bontmen, and even accepted
a little guaranteed hootch.
It was very late when he wended
his way homeward.
Then he had words with his wife
about some alleged pork chops he
found on tho supper tnble. Louisville
Courier-Journal.
First "Weather Man."
An Englishman, Francis Galton, was
the first real weather man. Galton
was u cousin of Charles Darwin. He
was born In England in 1824. Whether
he was really able to forecast rain
and sunshine with more accuracy than
his successors Is an open question;
but it is certain thnt he wus the first
Uo nttemp the charting, on n lnrge
pscale, of ti. progress of tho elements
of weather. Tho methods devised by
him, in modified form, are used to this
day.
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0 TO 1
'S PLEA
President Tells World's States
men That U. S. Wants Less
Armament.
WARNS AGAINST INTRIGUE
Executive Voices Hope for Interna
tional Peace and a Better Under
standing Among Nations Saya
United States Has No Un
worthy Designs.
"Washington, Nov. 14. America took
leadership Saturday In tho Urst
movement In history for tho elimina
tion of International menaces that
threaten civilization with future wur.
Ilcduced to simple terms, the United
States seeks:
First To prevent competition among
tho grent powers in the construction of
wnr mnchlnery naval, land and nlr.
Second To remove sources of inter
national friction In the Pacific ocean
zone that may lead to futuro con
flict. Itecognlzlng the general belief that
the Fur East is the n6w danger spot,
America has sought the co-operation of
eight other powers with vital Interests
In tho Orlent'to nllny the danger of a
"next world war."
This Is generally regarded as the
greatest humanitarian crusnde in the
history of mnnklnd. But It is also n
practical scheme for innterlul relief
from the overwhelming burden of taxa
tion and debt.
Meeting Is Unique In History.
The veteran diplomats of Europe
who have participated In every Impor
tant International parley for the past
half century characterized this meet
ing as unique In world history a
meeting called In advance of war, de
signed to prevent war, and a voluntary
coming together of the great nntlons
to limit the size of each other's armies
and navies.
The President spoke from tho head
of the great U-shaped table, uround
which sat In rapt attention the states
men of Europe nnd Asia. To the
right of him sat France nnd Japan,
to the left Grent Brltoln nnd Italy,
and down at the far end of the horse
shoe were the representatives of
China, Belgium nnd Portugu'l.
On cither side of him at the head
of tho table were the head of Amer
ica's representatives. The galleries
were crowded with the entire mem
bership of house and senate, members
of the cnblnet, justices of the Supremo
court nnd diplomats.
Text of Harding's Address.
President Hnrdlng delivered the fol
lowing address at the opening of the
armament conference here:
Mr. Secretnry and Members of tho
Conference, Ladles and Gentlemen:
It Is n great and hnppy privilege to
bid the delegates to this conference a
cordial welcome to the capital of the
United States of Amerlcn. It Is not
only a satisfaction to greet you be
cause we were lately participants In a
common cause, in which shared sac
rifices and sorrows nnd triumphs
brought our nntlons more closely to
gether, but it Is gratifying to address
you ns the spokesmnn for nations
whose convictions and nttendlng no
tions have so much to do with the wenl
or woe of all mankind.
Will Influence Human Progress.
It Is not possible to over nppralso
the Importance of such a conference.
It Is no unseemly -boast, no disparage
ment of other nations which, though
not represented, nre held In highest
respect, to declnre thnt the conclu
sions of this body will have a signal
influence on all human progress on
the fortunes of the world.
Here is a meeting, I can well be
lieve, which is an earnest of the awak
ened conscience of twentieth-century
civilization. It Is not a convention of
remorse, nor n session of sorrow. It
Is not the conference of victors to de
fine terms of settlement. Nor Is it a
council of nntlons seeking to remake
humankind. It Is rnther a coming to
gether, from all parts of the earth, to
npply the better attributes of mankind
to minimize the faults in our inter
national relationships.
Call of War-Wearied World.
Speaking as otllclnl sponsor for tho
Invitation, I think I may say the call
Is not of the United States of Amerlcn
alone, It Is rather the spoken word of
a war-wearied world, struggling for
restoration, hungering nnd thirsting
for better relationship; of humanity
crying for relief nnd craving ussurnnce
of lasting pence.
It Is easy to understand this world
wide usplratlon. The glory of tri
umph, the rejoicing in achievement,
the love of liberty, the devotion of
country, the pangs of sorrow, tho bur
dens of debts, tho desolation of ruin
ull these are uppralsed alike In all
lands. Here In the United States we
are hut freshly turned from tho burial
of an unknown American soldier,
when a nation 'sorrowed while paying
him tribute. Whether It wus spoken
or not, u hundred millions of our
people were summarizing tho Inexcus
able causes, the Incalculable cost, the
unspenkubiu sacrifices and the unut
terable sorrows, and there was the
ver-lmpelllng question: How can im
munity Justify or God forgive? Hu
man lime demands no such toll; ambi
N
HARDING
tion nnd greed must bo denied it. If
misunderstanding must take the blame,
then let us hnnlsh it, and lot under
standing rule und make good will reg
nant everywhere.
All Demand Liberty and Justice.
All of us demand liberty and Justice.
There en- not be one without the
other, nnd they must be hold the un
questioned possession of nil peoples.
Inherent rights are of God nnd tho
tragedies of the world originate In
their attempted dental. Tho world to
day Is Infringing their enjoyment by
arming to defend or deny, when slmplo
sanity calls for their recognition
through common understanding.
Out of the cataclysm of the World
war came new fellowships, new con
victions, new aspirations. It is ours
to mnke the most of them. A world
staggering with debt needs Its burden
lifted. Humanity, which has been
shocked by wanton destruction, would
minimize tltc agencies of that destruc
tion. Contemplating the measureless
cost of war and the continuing burden
of armament, nil thoughtul peoples
wish for real limitation of armament
nnd would like wur outlawed. In so
berest reflection the world's hundreds
of millions who pny In pence and die
in wnr wish their statesmen to turn
the expenditures for destruction Into
menus of construction, alined at a
higher state for thoso who llvo and
follow after.
War Growing Moro Cruel.
It Is not alono thnt the world cannot
readjust itself and cast asldo tho ex
cess burdens without relief from tho
lenders of men. War has grown pro
gressively cruel and moro destructive
from tho first recorded conflict to this
pregnant day, and tho reverse order
would more becouo our boasted civiliz
ation. Gentlemen of tho conference, tho
United Stutes welcomes you with un
selfish hands. We harbor no fears; we
have no sordid ends to servo ; wo sus
pect no enemy; we contemplate or np
prebend no conquest Content with
what we have, we Beck nothing which
Is another's. We only wish to do with
you thnt finer, nobler thing which no
nation can do alone.
We wish to sit with you at tho table
of international understanding nnd
good will. In good conscience, wo nre
eager to meet you frankly, nnd Invito
nnd offer co-operation. The world dc
mnnds a sober contemplation of tho
existing order and the realization that
there can be no cure without sncrlflce,
not by ono ofus, but by all of us.
No Pride Need Be Humbled.
I do not mean surrendered rights, or
narrowed freedom, or denied nspirn
tions, or ignored nntlonul necessities.
Our republic would no moro ask for
these than It would give. No prldo
need be humbled, no nationality sub
merged, but I would have a mergence
of minds committing nil of. us to less
preparation for wnr and more enjoy
ment of fortunate peace.
The higher hopes come of the spirit
of our coming together. It is but Just
to recognlzo varying needs nnd pe
culiar positions. Nothing can be ac
complished In disregard of national ap
prehensions. Itnther we should act to
gether to remove tho causes of appre
hensions. This Is not to be done In In
trigue. Grenter assurance Is found In
the exchange of simple honesty tVnd
directness, nmong men resolved to ac
complish ns becomes lenders among
nntlons, when civilization Itself has
come to Its cruclnl test.
All Want Less Armament.
It Is not to be challenged thnt gov
ernment falls when the excess of Its
cost robs tho people o? the way to
happiness nnd tho opportunity to
achieve. If tho liner sentiments were
not urging, the cold, hnrd facts of ex
cessive costs and the eloquence of eco
nomics would urge us to reduce our
armnments. If the concept of u better
order does not appeal, then let us
ponder the burden and the blight of
continued competition.
It is not to bo denied that the world
has swung along throughout tho nges
without heeding this cnll from the
kindlier hearts of men. But the same
world never before was so tragically
brought to realization of tho utter fu
tility of passion's swny when reason
and conscience nnd fellowship point a
nobler way. ,
I cun speak ofllclnlly only for tho
United States. One hundred millions
frankly want less of armament and
none of war. Wholly free from guile,
sure In our own ihlnds thnt wo harbor
no unworthy designs, we accredit the
world with the sumo good Intent. So
I welcome you, not alone In god will
and high purpose, but with high faith.
Service to All Mankind.
Wo nre met for a service to man
kind. In all simplicity, In nil honesty
nnd nil honor, there may be written
here the avowals of a world conscience
refined by the consuming fires of wnr,
and made more sensitive by tho nnx
lous aftermath. I hope for that under
standing which will emphasize tho
guarantees of peace, and for commit
ments to less burdens nnd n bettor
order which will trunqulllze tho world.
In such nn accomplishment there will
be added glory to your flags and ours,
nnd tho rejoicing of mnnklnd will
muke tho transcending music of ull
succeeding time.
Statesmen Closely Guarded.
Washington, Nov. 14. An unusually
heavy guard was thrown about Con
tinent!!! Hall, where the first session
of the armament conference was held,
us a result of tho receipt of a number
of threatening letters by high olllclals
of the Stnte department.
Increased precautions were nlso
taken to protect the distinguished
statesmen from ull parts of the world
who are here for the conference.
Kvery precaution bus been tnken to
prevent any untoward Incident which
might disturb the conference or the
conferees.
If You flood a Medicine
You Should Have the Bost
Ilavo you ever stopped to reason why
it is that so many products that aro ex
tensively advertised, all at onco drop out
of sight nnd aro soon forgotten? Tho
reason is plain tho article did not fulfill
tho promises of the manufacturer. This
applies more particularly to a medicine.
A medicinal preparation that has real
curative valuo almost sells itself, as like
an endless chain system the remedy is
recommended by those who have been
benefited, to those who are in need of it.
A prominent druggist says "Take for
example Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, a
preparation I have sold for many years
and never hesitate to recommend, for in
almost every case it shows excellent re
sults, as many of my customers testify.
No other kidney remedy has so large a
sale."
According to sworn statements and
verified testimony of thousands who have
used tho preparation, tho success of Dr.
Kilmer's Swamp-Root is duo to the fact,
so many people claim, that it fulfills al
most every wish in overcoming kidney,
liver and bladder ailments: corrects Uri
nary troubles and neutralizes the uric
acid which causes rheumatism.
You may receive a sample bottle of
Swamp-Root by Parcels Post. Address
Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binshamton, N. Y.,
and enclose ten cents; also mention this
paper. Largo and medium size bottles
for sale at all drug storcs.Advertisemcnt
Rural Tactics.
Reports from tho rurnl districts nre
that the motor car has practically rev
olutionized tho wntcrmelon-stcnllng
industry, to tho grent disadvantage of
tho planter. Tho thumping process, by
which rlpo melons were detected, is
no longer practiced In tho dnrk corn
Held. Instead a carload of melons are
taken and nre plugged at leisure after
tho thief reaches home. Kansas City
Star.
MOTHER! OPEN
CHILD'S BOWELS WITH
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
lour little one will lovo the "fruity"
taste of "California Fig Syrup" even If
constipated, bilious, Irritable, feverish,
or full of cold. A tenspoonful never
falls to cleanse the liver und bowels,
In a few hours you can see for your
self how thoroughly It works all the
sour bile, and undigested food out of
, tho bowels and you have a well, play
ful child again.
Millions of mothers keep "California
Fig Syrup" handy. They know a tea
spoonful today saves a sick child to
morrow. Ask your druggist for genu
ine "California Fig Syrup," which has
directions for babies and children of
all ages printed on bottle. Mother 1
You must sny "California" or you may
get an Imitation llg syrup. Advertise
ment. Nobody seems to have thought of
interviewing Sauk Center on what H
thinks of "Main Street."
The war has made tublo linen very
valuable. Tho use of Red Cross Ball
Blue will add to its wearing qualities.
Uso it nnd see. All grocers. Adver
tisement. Nothing yet explains tho Intelligence
of nn nnt ; or of n man.
What to Take for
CONSTIPATION
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Each packago of "Diamond Dyes" con
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whether the material you wish to dye is
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or mixed goods. advertisement.
What Counted.
John's Inst year teacher met his
mother, Mrs. Flaherty, on the street
tho other day. "Aliil how does John
like his new teacher?" she askeil.
Mrs. Flaherty returned: "Oh, ho
don't like her so well as he do you,
but I think she'll ho better for him.
You see, Miss T , she ain't so
brainy as you wuz, but she's a whole
lot more nvolrduposls."
If you use Red Cross Bnll Blue Id
your laundry, you will not bo troubled
by thoso tiny rust spots, often caused
by Inferior bluing. Try It nnd see.
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Man and strnngo umbrellas often go
without snyiiig.
No ono ever heard a cynic shout
"Hallelujah I"
How's Your Stomach?
Any Weakness or Distress ?
Red Cloud, Nobr. "Some timo ago 1
wroto to Dr. Pierco's Invalids' Hotel for
his advico in regard to my stomach
troublo, which I was auro was neuralgia.
I began taking Dr. Pierco's Golden
Medical Discovery along with the?
'Anurio Tablets' and feel that I havo
been greatly benefited by their use. X
hadabout given up when I wroto Dr.
Pierce now I am feeling fine. 1
havo every faith in Dr. Piorco'a mcd
Icino." Mrs. Dora Coleman.
If you need a building-up tonio for
stomaoh and blood obtain Dr. Pierco'a
Golden Medical Discovery from your
nearest druggist, or write Dr. Pierce,'
President Invalids' Hotel in Buffalo,!
N. Y.. for frco medical advico.
Keep Fit
Bowel regularity is tho
secret of good health.
"Without forcing or irri
tating, Nujol softens the
food waste. The many
tiny muscles in the
intestines can then re
move it regularly . Abso
lutely harmless try it.
ThtMoJtrnMtlM
af Treating an Old
Complaint
W. N. U., OMAHA, NO. 47-1921.
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DISTEMTEH AMONG HOBSES successfully trrntod with
Spohn's Distemper Compound
With the approach of winter horse are attain moro liable to
contract contaslous disease DISTEMPER, INFLUENZA,
COUOHS and COLDS. As a preventive against these, an occa
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offers to home seekers opportunities that cannot
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repaid by bountiful crops. Thcro is still avail
able on easy terms
Fcrtllo Land at $15 to $30 an Aero
land similar to that which through many years
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abundance, while rnlslnu horses, cnttle.alieep
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ers In western Canada have raised crops in a
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