THE NORTH PLATTE SEMI-WEEKLY TRIBUNE M$ t DON'T StE WHY LtivET VSE.C I GOTTA NOTION TO PkAY HOOKtY, or DQGGONIT ! ! . ' 'LO BOBBY? ARE. YDU .'r1 A-huh! HOME SWEET HOME TH' GUY THAT SCHOOL ANYWAY ! INVENTED SCHOOL GOIN' TO SCHOOL. f AUTOCASTtn ' - ' ia t I J j'' i- . o iniiiii'.l I AINT IT rUNNY,IRENE,l DIDN'T . use: to like school Ail !j i r III . ,.H"WUl!Tr7T- If! .JUL cr, ft CITY AM) COUNTY NEWS. Win. Mcrcelles Is suffering an In fected arm. i Wm. Farrnr of Wellflcel was ti dtyi visitor Tuesday. Wo aro picking tomatoes now. North Flatte Floral Co. II. J. Allen of Gothenburg attended tho fair Wednesday, Fred' Halm of Hajmcs attended tho County Fair Wednesday. Rugs dusted, cleaned Phones 1039W or G1W. or slzea. Del Brownfleld of Hcrshey Is at tending tho fair this week! Carl Backers left Wednesday for Wallace to transact business. Clinton & Son, Graduate Opticians. Try ub for service. Mrs. C. C. Walllngford of OgallaU was a city -visitor Wednesday. Miss Fern .Edminsten of Sutherland shopped In the city Wednesday. Rugs dusted, cleaned or slreo. Phones 1039W or C61W. W. S. Jobnsonof Paxton was among the out of town visitors Tuesday Dr. Gordon of Sutherland transact od professional business In the city Wednesday. Rugs dusted, cleaned or sized. Phones 1039W or 661W. Mr. .end Irs. E. O, leave ihls week home in Kansas. for, their Osborne will future B. A. Erickson of Wallace "had bis tonsils wemoved at tho Platte Valley Hospital Wednesday. A baby boy was born to Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Ream Tuesday. All con cerned, are dolng nicely. . natukk srrnv in orn city PARKS. J CRICKETS Everywhere In tho fall wo find crickets. They aro busy searching for fnvorablo places In which to place their eggs. This Is always In soft ground where they remain over the winter. Tho cricket can bo captured and tamed and Is an Interesting pet. Place them In a cago where they can bo watched nudono can learn a great, many Interesting' things about In sects. Cut a thin. wcdgo-Bhnpod slice of apple and put it, edge MP, into the cago. The cricket will probably mount this and proceed to cat. When allowed in tho house R will out starched curtains, linen carpets and clothing and things made of vegetable matter. Crickets may also do damage to grain In the shock and In storage; and to fruits of.variouB kinds.. They can bo killed by any "kind of poison J mash. Tho wicket Is better known by bis music than by Ills nppearnnce. Ills cheerful chirp lias come to be a part of our mental Imagery of the bomo. In a small cago ho will - sing" as well as -wTicn running about and there will be no damage. Mrs. John Bratt and Mrs. N. E. Buckley were -called to Cheyenne Tuesday by the death of Mrs. Bratt s brother, "Mllo Burke, of Basin, Wyo , who passed away whllo enroute to California for the benefit of his health. The deceased was a resident or this county in the early days, a member of the "Burke family residing near old Ft. McPherson. C. R. Morey went to Kearney Tues day evening to visit his brother-ln i.iw, Mr. Johnson, who was seriouslv IniiTMi In an -into acti- int near 'it ho m n Shelton -J -"I I. "i in to a K' r ney hospital. JlKO'KLL PALL FESTIVAL DRAWS LA HUE CROWD FKO.H OVER THE COUNTY. LOCAL VNO VKICSO.N l. A NOTABLE BUSINESS COMING , The first annual fall festival of the Btgnell Community Club attracted a largo crowd from tho various parts of tho county Frldny. It was a bcautl- ful day nnd a steady stream of carB nnd vehicles entered and loft the grounds during tho day and part of the night. The agricultural display of dry farming products was plnccd around tho outsldo of n largo tent. Tho display was creditable In every way, especially considering tho dry weather of tho past season. It will bo on exhibition at tho Lincoln County , Fair this week nnd will undoubtedly win many prizes. During tho day thcro wore contests nnd sports of various kinds with a parado at four o'clock. This was headed by tho NorUi Platto Ladles Band on n truck. Decoratod LECTCRtf autos. horseback riders, cmnln flonts. clowns and other attractions formed the parade. Ono of tho most suggest ive was where four lads carried n section of rallrond track lapeled 'Tho Burlington ts Coming." Follow ing tho parade tho Fort McPherson Girls' Sowing Club gave a domonstra Arrangements huvo been made by the Chamber of Commerce of North Platte to bring to. this city on Fri day, September 30, at S o'clock In tho Franklin Auditorium the most famous American Business Lecture on the tlon which waB very fine Tho supper platform: "Getting tho Most Out -oifj wns furnished to all ticket holders Retailing.'" , and wns excellent In tho evening tho Under this bead, W. 1L Farloy, well tent was crowded when a program Miss Irene Schott loft Wednesday for Omaha to visit relatives. Mrs. L. Illto and Mrs. Earl Dloner left Weduosduy for Lincoln to visit. Mr. and Mrs. L. J. Johnson left the first of the week for Denver to visit. Mrs. II. 0. Williams resumed duttos at the W. J. O'Connor store Wednes day. , Albert LoDloyt of Paxton is attend ing tho fair this week. Ho Is a guest at tho W. H. LoDloyt homo. Paul Harrington returned from Donver tho first of tho weok whoro ho spent tho summer months. Luster Langford, son of Mr. and Mrs. R. C. Langford, loft Wednesday for California whero ho attends tho Loland-Stanford University. His brother Russell will go next week. ::o::' APPLES FOR SALE. Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Davis, Frank Davis and Mr. and Mrs. J. Davis re turned to Portland the first of tho week after attending tho funeral of Earl Davis. M !1 JL.H1 THE MIDDLE HAS. The ariidtlloiman's a clieerful chap, who never gives a blooming rrtp about the status of tho crops, or how the farms supply the shops. He don't produce a single thing, but soon becomes a money-king. When Iteuben reaps his turnip field, he plans to sell the total yield. He hauls 'em o'er tho bumpy road, and dreams of what they fetch per load. The price ho sets Is .always low, for turnips don't bring much, you know; the middle man gets an ttho job and stays there, too.i yes slrree bob. And then tlie prioe begins 'to soar, no matter how consumers roar, from man to man the turnips slide, and so tho price is multiplied. Tho purchaser must feel at length, the middle-man's calossal strength, and pays a bonus, fifty-fold, for turnips, Trlltet, bruised and old. He cusses, as consumers can the farm er, not tho middle man. Our Reuben, slmple-liearted clown, perceives his bank-roll simmer down. Of course the poor .consumer-dupe must skin n long on turnip soup. The middle-man gloats on Ills hoard, and buys bis wife and kids a "Portl. North Platte Fruit & Vegetable Market 609 Locust Stroet. Phone 881 Peaches ELBERTA Peaches We still have some left, befoie they are all gone, will be this season Come get them Cheap as they $3.25 a Basket Car of Italian Prunes in. Sell at $1.50 a Box NORTH PLATTE Fruit & Vegetable Market 609 Locust Street Phone 881 was given by tho Dlgnell Club assisted by tho Ladles Band and an address by N. W. Gains of tho Extension ser ico. Financially tho Festival was a success and another Is to be hold next year. i Mrs. L. R. Stanflcld of Sutherland underwent nn operation at tho Platte "Valley Hospital Wednesday. ' Mr and Mrs. J. "MaTS of Hershey lare spemdlng the weelc In the cltv. They bto guests of Mr. and Mrs. J. O. Moore. known business erpdrt and organize xvlll tUscusb tlie various questions that are of special Interest to merchanta nnd business men everywhere. He will sliow liow co-operation and organisa tion will make for abetter community or city. He will show practical lm-i provonwmts In service and storo or ganization that win please the penprhl public and draw trade. Ho will slui v how proper advertising will change losses to profitB, how systematic con tinuous, newspaper advertising yays the largest dividends of rill, how sys tem ena"bles a merchant to Know at all times the conditions of his business instead of guessing. With the aia of several thousand Test of moving picture film, Mr. Farley will give a most interesting and time ly discussion. It isn't theory. It Isn't over the heads of people. It Is solid hor-o sense applied 'to -merchandislm. Practical, every day. solid exnerip.nce given in this way with lecture' and pictures ma"ke a double Impresslon--tlirough the eye and tho ear that is sure to lie of lasting benefit to every business man or sales person who tends this lecture. "Every merchant -or wife of a mer chant, every salesmnn or clerk, every "business man, unil all those interested In seeing "North liatto become a bet ter business center should not fall to hear Mr. Furloy. A glance at this outline of tho lec ture Is sufficient -to show its great value: Retail Failures and Their Causes. Storo Organization. "Newspaper Advertising I "Window Displays. ! Tho Business of Clerks. ! The diagnostician of tho United Salesmanship. Doctors, licensed by the state of No- System. ' braska, for the treatment of chronic o" i diseases of men, women and children, At a meeting of the Nebraska Farm j fer to nil who call on this visit, Irareau Federation lward held in consultation, examination and advice Lincoln recently, a resolution was free. They have a system and mothod passed providing that When tho mem- of treatments that are suro nnd cer bershlp campaign opens this fall, all win In their results, memberships paid In cash or by post' These doctors aro' exnnrts is the dated checks, dated not less than treatment of chronic diseases of tho sixty days in tho future will bo good Wood, liver, stomach, Intestines, for membership for the balance of heart, kidneys or bladder, rheumatism, 1S21 and all of 1922. sciatica, leg ulcers, weak lungs, and thoso afflicted with long standlSff, Mrs. P. H. Lang of Rolas, Nebr, ,. Hon. , -,,-, rnnt and daughters Mrs. V. Sorenson nnd ,mvo ba(f,ed Ujo Hkm Qf 0"ther phyfi. Mrs. a. .Myers u unmu 1B.u.m, c)an8( BhouW not fal tQ ralli uirncu 10 wr .,.,. ., - Accordln to thelr Bystem no ,nor0 ter visiting their daughter nd Bister 0orftUon for appendlc,t,B( BnU stoneR( .HUB. U. M. JUMVH-y- CCOITNG TO SOUTH TLATTU United Doctors' Specialist Will lie At The TfficCAIIE HOTEL MONDAY, SEPT. 2th, 121 OJfE DAY -ONLY Honrs 10 A. M. to S P. 3f. I have for sale a fair (inaltty of ap ples which I will sell for $2.00 a bushel at the orchard. Also sweet clcr at COc a gallon. Sunday monoy 1b good. Roy Spurrier, Elmwooil Farm. BEFORE Winter Comes You'll want to "get cleaned up" have tho dust nnd dirt taken out of your rug3. Of course you'll want it dono tho host way. That's why wo'ro telling you about tho ELECTRIC RUG & CARPET CLEANING CO. 914 East Third street Low Prices, Good Work, Quick Ser vice. Free Collection and Do ll vory. PHONE 1039W lU'iuarltiililo SticresN of These Talent ed riijslclans in the Treatment of Chronic Diseases. Examination and Consultation Free 'V-" YOU 4 are cordially invited to inspect our com plete line of Pianos and Player Pianos and the worlds fam ous Bramback Grand. We have in all you have been talk ing abouf. a.io-n t0 seo the U8ed 1)iano we are Kln6 to offer for ipJ.8u.00. It has a splendid tone and is in excellent condi tion. We also have some real bargains in used phono graphs. Roberts Music Co. Phone 2G0 NORTH PLATTE 11 0 East Frolic FABM LOANS I am prepared to make a few farm loans on improved farms, occupied oy owners. O. II. THOBLECKB. goiter, piles, etc., ns all cases accopt ed will bo treated without operation or hypodermic Injection. If you have kidney or bladder troubles, bring a 4 ounce hottlo of your urino for chemi cal analysis nnd microscopic examin ation. Worn-out and run-down men nnd women, no matter whnt your allmont may ho, no mattor wlint you havo heen told, or tho exprlonco you havo i had with othor physicians, Bottle It This Is to certify that the total In- forever In your mind. If your case Is dehtcdness of The North Plntto Air fncurablo thoy will toll you bo. Con Termlnal Company is $2,181.74. RllU thcm unon tllIfl v,Rt It C0BtB Dated thla 2Cth day of August, 1921. yo nothing. NOTICE J. B. SEBASTIAN, PresMent. L. C. CARROLL, JOHN 13. EDWARDS, JOHN J. IIALUGAN, Directors. Remomber, this free offer Is for this visit only. Married ladles must eomo with their hushands nnd minors with their parent. Is your name on the roll of Quaker Furnaces in the car just ordered by Wm. Waldorf? If not get in on the second car. Do you know that a Quaker F mice will heat your home with less fuel and no smoke and gas in your room? Do you know it will take 2500 degrees of boat to melt f-toel unci cast iron will melt at 1500? 1 can refer you to Quaker Furnaces that havn been in actual use in Nebaska for 27 years and still in service. Get tho best for the benefit of yourself and children and save doctor bills. Come and see W. W. WALDORF 2 doors North of Postoffice, North Patte, Nebr, A QUIET PLACK to bring your friends to dlno, A place whoro tho greatest caro la ex excised in tho soloctlon of tho food materials. A place whoro tho cuisine Ib exfiulslte, whoro tho china und cut lory Is tasteful, and tho surroundings plonsant. This Is audi a place. Come nnd enjoy It. HOTEL PEACE? AND CAFE.