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Best paint dealers everywhere sell Alabastine. Write us direct rather than take a substitute Alabastine Company 1651 Grandville Ave. Grand Rapids, Mich. NEBRASKAJN BRIEF Timely News Culled From All Parts of tho State, Reduced for tho Busy. NEDRASKA FAIR DATES. SCORES OF EVENTS COVERED Demand Petersen 8i Peau's TIP TOP BREAD HADE IN OMAUA- This famous bread is the leading seller in 458 cities and towns throughout Nebraska, Iowa, Missouri, South Dakota, Kansas, Colorado and Wyoming. Shipped fresh daily from our great sunlight bakery at Omaha. Demand It From Your Dealer Dealers Demand It for Your Trade rETEKSEN & PEGAU BAKING CO.. OMAHA. NEBRASKA EVIDENTLY HE DIDN'T LIKE IT From Report Made, Postoffice Em ployee Had Decidedly Poor Opin ion of That New Trailer. Once on n time- an automobile con cern usked the postofllce department to try out a certain truck trailer. The ear wus put In "service at n post ofllco mid shortly the trnfllc superin tendent asked for a written report from one of the uutomoblle drivers. This Is the report. "I has respty used In this run 74 Taller lor 4 days In this low down driveway und is to be In my way and to have to push and shove It and lift It mound myself In the lie and get under the end to uncupplc It I use mid can't back it up at all and go ahead 2 doors In backing and getting the pin thing loss again and the gas shooting In your face and everybody holering at you and in my way to get out." The report llnully reached Washing ton, was read and tiled. The trailer wus not accepted. Where He Might Succeed. Wind Beggar (who has been advised to go to work) "And what would you "have me work at me being blind from birth?" Old Gentleman "Why, my friend, many of your colleagues have succeeded splendidly as dlplo mats." Paris L'lllustrutlon. Reward of Merit. Mrs. Borem Elsie, why Isn't your brother. Robert, at the party, too? Klsle I'lense em. uoony s. neen a good hoy all week, and mother said lie needn't come. Many a toothless person Indulges In biting sarcasm. MADE QUEER HIDING PLACE Sleeping Appurtenance Proved Effec tive in Concealing Elongated In. dividual In Lady's Bedroom. Lord Itossmore, who has Just died In England, was a great sportsman and hunter and hnd many gjjod stories not only of the hunting field but of life In many other phases. One of these concerned his friend, Bay Mid dleton, whom he describes as one of the best riders to hounds that ever II veil, and runs as follows: "Bay once bet a lady that he could hide so effectually in her bedroom (hat she could never discover him. Shu hunted high and low, hut never a truce of the hidden ,oue could she sec. The lady was completely at her wits' end, and at last, when she had literally gone all over the room Inch by inch, she was startled out of her seven senses by hearing Bay's voice exclaiming, 'Hullo! I can see you.' This was a puzzler and no mistake, hut the mystery was at last solved, for Mlddletou, who was long and thin, had got inside the bolster!" A boys' band will be organized at Broken Bow. A brass linnd will shortly be .or ganized at IMerre. lAwlston will put In an eleetrlc light and power system. Kern-saw Kill celebrate her With an niversary on .Tune . The Stale Dental Society will meet in Omaha May Hi to in. Hlmwood has an epidemic or measles and several very serious eases. Wllber hns voted bonds for a untitle ipal cold storage und lev plant. T.be state camp of the M. W, A. will be held at Lincoln May 3 and 4. The grand council of the Ho.vnl Ar canum will meet In Omaha April 'M. i .The commercial club at Pierce has decided to celebrate Independence tiny. i Work on Omaha's new 1!.(XX),000 ; High School of Commerce will begin t shortly. j Hebron Is planning a stock" show, corn carnival and baseball iouruaiueiit this fall. Wllber, county seat of Saline, has a live Commercial club witli a member ship of IfiO. Jacob Meyer, formerly hotel Inspec tor In this state, died last month at Bucyms, Ohio. Prof. Wendell, present eighth grade teacher, has been elected city superln- endnnt at Burwell. Bert Wilcox, a farmer living near Kundolph; dropped dead In u licit! from heart leakage. Pnlng work has been resumed at CI i u (Iron after having been suspended luring the winter. The American Yeomen at Suther land Initiated a class of fifty-five can didates last week. Mary .Tano Marsh, 80, resident of Nebraska since 18.10, Is dead at her home In Brownvlllo. York has raised $40,000 toward the erection of a three-story hospital con taining forty-eight rooms. A Geneva dairy linn will add u poultry department, starting with 1,000. Wliite Leghorn chickens. The German Evangelical congrega tion at Elniwood has recently com pleted a new .?1(),000 parsonage. Olliclal canvass of the-votes tdiows that Miss Mary Peterson was elected mayor of Bed Cloud by seven votes. Sixty-two, of the rural school dis tricts In Gage county have contributed $140,110 toward the China famine fund. Lnwson (J. Brian,, former state In surance commissioner, has been ap pointed chief adjuster of the state hall ilisurunce division. Leo Porter, n 1.1-year-old Bralnerd lad, will lose the sight of his left eye H. Jlnrvry; Srpt N Dwliilit l ord I HnrtlHt; Suit. Homer; SrpL :-30. v Had Experience. In the old days of the draft an ex ninlner was putting Sambo through Hie usual course of questions. "Any previous military experience?" "Lord, yes, boss," replied Sambo. "Ise an old-timer. Ise been shot at three 'times befo' they ever was a war." When a man takes himself too seri ously he seldom takes himself serf ously enough. Be sure you're right, then stay right there. Save ursel from the disturbances which often follow tea and coffee drinking by a change to Instant TUM Jhis delicious cereal "beverage of coffee-like flavor is prepared instantly in the cup to suit your taste s free from any harmful element economical- satisfying There's a Season for Postum SOLD BY GROCERS' EVERYWHERE! Hade by Poscum Cereal Company, Inc. Battle Creek. Michigan. - " A nniiiiiini iminii ii ii i vijii i in itirnr-jT Instant m m POSTUM A. DEVEHAOK 4 wtlTHa Location, Secretary's Name and Ad dress, and Date or Fair. The rgllowliiK list compiled by Win. H, Smith, secretary-treasurer of tho Hate Association of Kulr Managers,' Is complete to date. Any furl her Infor mation desired may bo obtained by ad Crossing the secretary-treasurer at .113 Funke Building, tit Lincoln. Aijleljpc Nrllfh, Vxni 11. 8pncr; Hpt Ilooi. - Albion, C, n. McCorUloi Stpt. SO-M. loil -Hun., h. 11. Btoi ' Kept. 14-16. Uurrn.o Kenrnry. o. K. llansc: Auk. 30-11--tspt 1-2, nutlet -Ijav'tl City. V. it. MiGamn, Jr.J sit to-tj. hiiiim lmjurlnli W. C. Hill. ChOi-mie Sidney. J8 i C",'' "' fcumlriK Wl-m-r. Custer Hiokfii How, Pawed -Olmdron, Unwon txliiKton, it. K. KnlllnUur; Sept 13-10. ' ll-oii Conroril, M. J. HueheH. Aug. Jl Bit 1. HoUkc -Hooper, llernr.nl Momilelii AUK. 30 Sept I. Podge Scrlbner. Walter SUvera. Sept. H-li. UoiiK m Omnlia. K. H Cox, WMvMoo; . Sept 11. u. tinlr--Uenllnmn. J. NT UotildDux. Sept. Fillmore (Irnevii, H K. Itnltlf ni S il 14-M. r ranklln Kranklln. J. A Htewhit- Sept. 1 3-1 8, f Front er Stockvllle, W. O. Kliriina Denver City. 4. 12. Unite- llentrlm. lloyU Hint! Sept tlreeley (Jreeleyi Scut. 20-21. llnli--lrnmt Uiiul, lludolplr Durmclil: mver; ricpt. 1-I6f llnmlituti Aurora, U A. Motrin Auk. 30 Sept 2. Harlnn - Almn. O. K. Alter: Sept. 10-2J. linymt' -llyo Centor. Hltclcock Culliertaon. J, A. Klrki Kept. IBM . Unit- Mi n ... r t 1tl.1... IJ.III Holt -O'Neill. 1'oler . UufTyi Sept. Jl-Sl. i. ur.mii ol i-aui, (Jimiii'S ijoury; wpu 20-2! JefTerMin Knlrbury. Johtium Tecuiimcli, Klmer J. laimb: Sepi 27-Oct. 1. Keainey M mien. Keith -ORallaln, ltoy P. Klker; Sept. 13-1. Knox Il.oomneitl. II. C. Dlerka; Sept. IS-1S. Lancaster Lincoln, A. II. 8iilltlii Sept. 4-. Incoln North Platte, H. M. Srfuiler! Sept. 20-24. Madl-ou--Mnllaon, Georgo V. Kolxowt Sept 11-16. Merrlrk C'larka. E. M. l.lltli.. Rein. 14. t. Naneo--Kulif rton. Nfinahn Auburn. Col. II. V.tmV, Aug. 2J-. Sept. 2 Nuckolln Kvlmii, (InO. Jackson; Sept. 10-21. Pawnee Pawnee City. l. V. Onborn; Oct 4-8. Pierce- l'lcrce, F. II, Uleaoon; Auk. 30 Sept 1. Polk Osceola, I.ynn Slielilon; Sept. 27-30. lied Willow McCook, Klmer Knyj Sept. -1 3-1(1, Saline--Friend, l.eroy 1C-26 Sauuderx Walton. Scottuhluir Mltcltoll, "8er 14-10. Seward Howard, W. S0-83. Hlterldan Oordon, J. 13-14. Sherman Loup City, Jl-21. KtnntnnStanton, K. K Thnyor--Dehler, B, J nepi a. Vulley Ord, II, D. Iggett! BepL 13-tO. AVaHhliiKton Arlington, C. O. Mnrlitt'l; Sept. 21-23. Webster niaden, S. P. Duncan; Auk. 21-1. York York, Qeo. W. Bhreck; Oct. 1-7. ASPIRIN Name "Bayer" on Genuini Warnlng'l Unless you ieo Uie nnnm "Bayer" on package or on tablets you are not getting genuine Aspirin pro scribed by phyBlcluns for tweiity-ono years anil proved safe by millions. Take Aspirin only as told In the Bayer package for Colds. Headache, Neural gla. Itlieumattsm, Karacho, Toothache, Lumbago ami for I'aln. Handy tin boxes of twelve Bayer Tablets of As pirin coRt few cents. Druggists also cell larger packages. Aspirin Is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoacetlcacldester of Sallcycacld. Adv. Kinds of Berries. Ono kindergarten teacher wan In structing the class In nature study, and was asking the children to mime as many kinds of berries us they could. Baspberry, strawberry, goose berry and huckleberry were liientlr iieil. but the list was not complete without the last "berry." Johnny stood up in his anxiety to be the llrst to name It. "Library, library Is another one," he announced Makes Hard Work Harder A bad back makes a day's work twice as hard. Backache usually comes from weak kidneys, and if headaches, dlui nets or urinary disorders are added, don't waitget help beforo the kidney diseaso takes a grip beforo dropsy, graTcl or Bright's ditc&te sets in. Doan't Kidnev PMt have brought new life and new strength to thousands of working men and women. Used and rec ommended the world orr. Ask your neighbor! A Nebraska Case John Coordt, 621 8. Denver St., Hub tinKS. Nebr., snys: "Homo time ago I was bothered with my kidneys. Tho sccrctloiiB passoU too freely nna thon again would bo re tarded and burned In nana rc. My back was tamo and If I caught cold the uuuuiu wuo Hiniin lu SMI "v of Donn'n Kldnoy Pills and know they helped mo more than anythlne 1 over used." Oct Doan't at Any Stors, 60c a Bos POSTER. Ml LBURN CO.. BUFFALO, N. Y. W. IiiRhaiii; Auk. J. T. Whitehead! II. Ohnprnaii: Sept. W. todonu Sept. C. J, Tracy.: Sept. . Pont! Sept. 20-23. . Mitchell; Aub. 31" IHHTKIOT FA III. Maywood, ft. M. Hall; Sept. 26-30. STATU 1'AIH. Lincoln, B. 11. Danlelaon; Sept. 4-8. Byron Clements of Klmwood caught his linger ring- on u nail, pulled tho tlesh nlT the tlrst Joint, and broke the linger, making necessary an nniputu tlon. i A Sioux City, sja., man has bought seven Nebraska hotels, paying .fl.000,- 000. The properties are at Lincoln, Omaha, Columbus, ScottsblulT, Frank llti and Table Bock. Work has been started on the new $75,000 school bulldliic at Dannebroir, from a BB shot tired by a comrade i This will he the largest and most mod- during their play. m . 0rii school building In Howard county. .Tunics C. Duhlmuii at Omalia and mitslile of St Pnul Charles Yv. Bryan, headed the ilst of ! While Doris Ilaverstock, a 12-year at the old Omaha girl was returning homo from a trip tlown town a man came up from behind and clipped off eight Inches of her hair braid. iJr. Kdwln Maxey, for many yearn In Instructor on International law at the state university at Lincoln, has been adjudged Insane, and has been placed under treatment at the hospl tal at that place. I Dean Charles Fordyce, head of tho teachers' college at the state tinlver I slty for 'the last thirteen years, has I tendered his resignation, to take effect I August .'11, In order to devote his en tire lime to research study. Heath wltli'a pitchfork In the hands Henry Allison Albln of Osceola, has it August (illck, another patient 1 been nominated to take the exiiiiilna- An attendance of- over 1100 IS ex-1 Hon for entrance to the naval academy pected at the district convention of1 at Annapolis. .Mr. Albln Is n griuliiuto Stale Christian Endeavor society to 1 0f the Osceola High , school mill at be held in Omaha, April 212 to 21. prei-ent is a student at the State mil A ballot taken by the 1'ork Com- vetslty, mercial club shows that city favors . According to a statement Issued by Sunday ball, erection of a municipal j the Omaha Chamber of Coi erce hull, rest rooms, and concrete walks. ! Publicity Bureau, based on reports The reorganized farmers' elevator j fi cnn the U. S. Department of Labor at company, which recently purchased I Wnshlncton. ontv three cities In Amur tho old elevator plant at Hong, Cage j ,.a leud Omaha In the race back to county, has assumed charge of the minimi food prices. nominees In those two cities primaries Tuesday. " Mrs, Muvy B. Conely, of Omaha, who recently, eolelfrated her 101st an niversary, Is believed to be the oldest woman In the state. The Kuliner garage at Columbus was completely destroyed by lire last week. Nine new automobiles and !I8 cars In storage were burned. Hog cholera has broken out In the Ithica neighborhood, ami co-operation of the stock owners has been asked In controlling the disease. Nels Jensen, a patient at the Nor folk state, hospital, was stabbed to business. It has been dellnltoly decided that Nebraska's l,.r00 liatlonal guardsmen will "go to camp for summer training from Angus! 17 to August 111, Inclusive, but It has not been decided where, the camp will be located. The college of agriculture In a clr-J cular on "The Problem of Clothes for the High School Craduute," protest against the growing tendency towaril display and extravagance In high school graduating outllts, claiming that It breeds snobbishness and selllshness. The Bev. A. M. Horan, formerly pas tor of the Baptist church at Cedar Bluffs, has been elected pastor of the First Baptist church at Waboo, The Omalia Y. M. O. A, opened a drive to raise .fr0,000. Within twenty four hours one-half of the same hail been subscribed, the total being raised Inside a week. Plans are being made to have the Loup valley track meet at Ord on or about May 0. The warden has notified sheriffs In the IK! counties of the state to send no more prisoners to the penitentiary tin t C. A. Bumbaugh, a ranchman near ! Taylor, made a shipment to St. Louis I of furshnd hides amounting to $15,000, expecting to clear .$5,000 on the ileal After having them In cold storage for . over tio'i'iir, he llnully disposed of t ilium hi ii iiwu nr X7 nnn The Aurora school board bus elected a force of over thirty teachers for tho coming year. Salaries In many In stances were advanced. I Mnrvln, 8-year-old son of County j Treasurer ami Mrs. Mike Trltsch, Is In a hospital at Plattsiiiouth, suffering from burns which may prove fatal as a result, of being scalded by boiling water. April 1 marked the opening of tho llshlng season In Nebraska, but ilsh ermeii are cautioned by Oeorge W, Koster, chief of the state division of fish and game, not to take bass or trout until May 1. The state hanking board has an noimced the closing of the Brown County State bank at long Pino, Neb, Depleted reserves and inability to make collections are given as reasons, Hecelpts for hogs at the South til present crowded conditions are re-.J oniaha stock ynrds In March fell lleved. "Cadet" and "Topsy," owned by Oeorgo W. Alnsworth of Havelock, a member of the Omuhn Kennel club, re cently won llrst prizes at the Chicago dog show. Cadet Is nn nlrcdale and Topsy took first female puppy prize and the tlrst novice prize in tliu Amer ican hied class. 00,000 short ot a year ago at the same. time, but the average weight was six pounds heavier than In March, 1020, Cheaper and more corn explains the increase In the weight of the hogs. Heavy damage was done by tho sand ami dust storm, which lasted for sev euty-two hours and was general over the western part of the state. Some Squad. First Coach Why. I thought yon said If your football team became vegetarians they would win all then games. How do you account for those they lost? Second Coach Why, the opposing earn threw garden bugs on. my men and they became afraid. Saved My Life With Eatonic Says New Jersey Woman "I was nenrly dead until I found Eatonic and I can truly say it saved my lire. It Is tho best stomach medi cine ever made," writes Mrs. Ella Smith. Add stomnch causes awful misery which Eatonic quickly gets rid of by talcing Up and carrying out tho acidity and gases which prevent good diges tion. A tablet taken after meals bringn quick relief.- Keeps the stomach healthy and helps to prevent the many ills so liable to arise from excess acid. Don't suiter from stomach miseries when you can get n big box of Eatonic for a trlflo with your druggist's guar antee. PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM HemoTr.Dnarurr-RtoIUIrKalltnr Reitoraa Color anil r Beauty to Gray and Faded Ilabl sue. ana f i w av ituiiiie. niwvit Ctiem. Wi, ittineiie,T4.T. Catarrh Can Be Cured Catarrh Is a local disease greatly influ enced by constitutional conditions. It therefore requires constitutional treat ment. HALL'S CATAIUUI MEDICIIsK is vukoii iniuriiuuy tmu uuto iiiiuusu lllilnmA s. aa al at the Blood on tho Mucous burraces or rurajiun'onrw itemorea uorns. cat the System. HALL'S CATARRH SSSHJH .ffiS'hrJ??! U MEDICINE destroys the foundation or "uIcTO tho. disease, gives the patient strength by improving ino general noaitn ana assist nature In doing Its work. All Druggists, circulars rreo. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. Willing to Serve. 'Want to go on an Investigating committee ?" "If It Is headed In tho right direc tion. 1 don't mind Investigating Ice conditions In Havana harbor." Louis ville Courler-Journul. Red Cross Ball Blue Is tho finest product of Its kind in the world. Ev ery woman who has used It known this statement to he true. A small boy's Inea of greatness Is to he able to lick another boy a size larger. 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Now when I feol weak and nervous I take the Vegetable Compound anditalwaysdoes me good. I wish all women would try it during tho Change of Life for I know it will do them good. If you think itwill Induco some one to try tho Vegetable Com pound you may publish this letter' Mrs. A. Kelleu, Afton, Tenn. Mrs. Mary Lister of Adrian, Micli.,ndd8 her testimony to tlio valuo of Lydia E. IMnkliiun's Vetrotnblo Coniliound to carry women safoly through tho Change of Life. She says : "It is with pleasure that I writo to you thanking you for what your wonderful medicine has done for mo. I was passing tnrough tho Chango of Life and had a displacement and weakness so that 1 could not stand on my feet and other annoying symptoms. A friend told me about Lydia E. Pink ham'B Vegetable Compound and tho first bottle helped mo. so I got more. It cured mo and I am now doing my housework. Your medicine is certainly woman'B friend nndyoumay uso tills tcsticonial as you choose." Mrs. Mauy Lister, COS Frank Stroot, Adrian, Mich, It is said that middle age is the most trying period in a woman's life, and owing to modern mothods of living not ono woman in a thousand passes through this perfectly natural chango without experiencing very annoying oymptoms. ThosoBmothoringspelts, tho dreadful hot flashes that send tho blood rushing to tho head until it seems as though it would burst, and tho faint feeling that follows, as if tho heart were going to stop, those Binklngor dizzy spells are all symptoms of a nervous condition, and indicate tho need lor a special medicine. Lydia E. Pinkham'o Vegetable Compound is n root and herb medicine espe cially adapted to act upon tho feminine system. It acta in such a manner as to build up the weakened nervous system und enables a woman to pass tills trying period with tho least possible annoying Bymptoms. Women everywhere should remember that most of tho commoner ailments of women are not tho surgical ones they are not caused by Berious displace ments or growths, although the symptoms may be thusntno. and tliat is why so many apparently serious ailments readily yield to Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, as it acta as a natural restorativo and often prevents Berious troubles. Lydia 13, Pinkham's Privato Text-Hook upon "Ailments Pecu liar to "Women" will ho sent to you free upon request. "Writ to Tho Lydia E, Plnkham Medicine Co., Lynn. Massachusetts, This hook contains vnhiahlo Information.