NORTH PLATTE SEMI-WEKKLY TRIBUNE. WARNING Unless you see the name "Bayer" on tablets, you aro not getting genuine Aspirin prescribed by physicians for 21 years, and proved safe by millions. Say "Bayer" SAFETY FIRST! Accept only an "unbroken paclcage" of genuine "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin," which contains proper direc tions for Headache, Earache, Toothache, Neuralgia, Colds, Rheu matlsm, Neuritis, Lumbago, and pain generally. Strictly American I Handy tin boxes of 12 tablet! cost but a few cents Larger packages. Aspirin la tho trad mark ot Dyr Unuiattix ( UonoaottlcacldMtu-( BaJlcvlleaela Rather Mixed. "Wlint Is his wnlk In lifer "He Is demonstrator for n new auto mobile." RUB OUT SORENESS, SPRAINS, BACKACHE WITH OLD ST. JACOBS OIL Bnck hurt you7 Cnn't straighten up without feeling sudden pnlns, xlinrp aches nnd twinges? Now, listen I Thnt'a lunihugo, sciatica, or maybe from u strain, and you'll get blessed relief the moment you rub your back with sooth ing, penetrating "St. Jacobs OUT Nothing else takes out soreness, lame ness nnd stiffness so quickly. You eltnply rub It on and out conies the pulu. It is perfectly harmless and doesn't burn or discolor the skin. Umber up I Don't suffer I Get a small trial bottle from any drug store, nnd after using It Just once you'll for get that you ever had backnclie, lum bago or sciatica, because your back will never hurt or cause any more mis ery. It never disappoints anil has been recommended for 60 years. Stop drug ging kidneys I They don't cause back ache, because they have no nerves, therefore cuu not cause pain. Adv. Plant at Victoria Falls. The project to erect a power plant at Victoria Falls, on the Zambesi river, In South Africa, hns been re vived and It is exceedingly likely that a 250,000 horsepower plant will soon bo under way rtt thnt place. It has been under discussion for many yenrs, but the one thing which stood In the way was the proximity of cheap coal, but this fuel Ih now nt such u price that there Is a demand for hydro electric power. Current will probably be conveyed to the Hand mines, 000 miles away. Vaccine tn Whooping Cough. Reports on the use of vaccine In 408 rases of whooping cough have been collected by nn Italian physician, showing excellent results in a large proportion, but In 100 other cuses there was no apparent benefit. Im provement, with a marked lessening or disappearance of the spnsms, was the rule when the Injections were mnde In the first ten days of the dis ease. In advanced stages, a few cases showed great benefit, but improve ment was mostly only transient. He'd Found Some Use for it. Indignant Wife (to husband frpm whom she rescues her lapdog) Dar ling doggie Is too well bred for you to moisten postage stamps on his nose. London Opinion. It Is better to be enthusiastic In n mistaken cause than apathetic In (verythlng. What Better Drink for Table Use than Postum Cereal When well boiled- twenty minutes or more it hs a rich, color and a panic ularly delightful flavor. In these respects, Postum Cereal is the eojaal of fine coffee; and much better for health. Vlieres & Reason SOLD BY GROCERS EVERYWHERE Made by Poseum Cereal CoTnpa-ny,ll)C. Eattle Creek., MicK. Indispensable Things. The wonderful new Inventions nnd conveniences are. hue, hut the world cannot get nlong wUhout ouch India pensnble old-fashioned things us kind ness, courtesy and hands held out to help. "Cold In the Head" Is an acUte attack of Knsal Catnrrh inoso sudjoci to rrequent "comb in tiie head" will llnd that tho use of HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE will build up the System, cleanne the Blood and render inem less llablo to colds. Repeated at tacics or Acute Catarrh may lead to unronic catarrh. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE It mnen internally and acta through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Sys tem, thus reduclntr the Inflammation and restoring normal conditions. All Druggists. Circulars free. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. Boy of Eighteen Gets Action. Mldshlpmnn J. L. Storey, a boy of perhaps eighteen, the sole surviving officer of the Queen Mary, reported to his C. U. on the loss of his ship I That midshipman, by the way, bore a charmed life. At Jutland he was picked up unconscious after sinking twice. lie was with Crndock nt the battle of Corotiel, escaping In the Glasgow after the llngslilp and the Monmouth had been sunk with not a man saved; with Sturdee in the bat tie of the Falklauds, and In many engagements In the Dardanelles. And, after all. ho was the sole surviving olllcer of one of our largest ships. London Saturday Review. "Minstrel" In Audience. At an amateur minstrel show one of the minstrels asked what was the dlf ference between a man In love nnd a woman In love. "I don't know," said the luterlocu tor. "what Is It?" "Well," replied Knstus, "a woman In love nets like a darn fool and man Isn't actliiK." , There was a pause and then n voice In the audience said in a tone loud enough to be beard by all around: "You must be in love, then.' Marvel of the Age. "Uafferty," said Mr. Dolan you ever to a circus?" "Many a time." "was "And what was the most wonnerful thine there." "I was. The way I kep' shovin money into the window to see the same old tricks has ken' me tnnrvelln' at myself mure than I ever did at the elephants." Just as Bad. Art Critic "Huve you ever been done In oil?" Vnnderlop "No; but I have In steel common." The employer who Is late for work Is liable to be late when opportunity comes ulnng. ISBN NEBRASKA IN BRIEF Timely Nowa Culled From All Parts of tho State, Reduced for tho Busy. SCORES OF EVENTS COVERED Omnhn will hold Its annual auto show March 11 to 10. l'lnns aro under way for a national guard company at Kltnwnod. Spring plowing Is In progress around Sidney the earliest In Its history. The Liberty Christian church Is be ing remodeled Into a modern structure. II. It. Hall of Hong has taken charge of the elevator at the Liberty Grain Co. at Liberty, The State Tress association has been Invited to hold Its summer ses sion In Uinahn, D. M. Amsberry, secretary of state, suffered u stroke of paralysis and Is in a serious condition. l'llger shippers chartered a special train of twenty-seven cais to tnuko a quick shipment of cuttle. The Itev. I. K. Carney of Hurvnrd will assume the pastorate of the Christian church nt York. MemlK'rshlp In the Wymore Com munity club has Increased from GS to 120 In the past two months. . K. Hryner, a fanner near Calla way, hail two ribs broken when he fell from a thirty-foot windmill. The Federated Woman's clubs nt lblon are contemplating reorganizing on a new and more helpful basts. Dr. C. A. Anderson of Stromsburg Is dead nfter an Illness of ten weeks with cerebral spinal meningitis. City politics Is boiling at West Point, and conventions have been called for nominating candidates, Tho Union Pacific wreck at (JUnioro last week was the first that lias occur red on that system In eight years. A. . Pease, for 42 years in business In lleatrice, has sold out and will de vote some time to travel and rest. Tho Ti-yenr-old son of Henry Ander son, near Akron, died of ptomaine poisoning nfter n few hours' Illness. The shortage caused by the closing of the Castellar bank at lilnlr last week may reach a half million dollars. A scout troop hns been organized by boys attending the Uaptlst church at York. The pastor will be scoutmaster. An epidemic of measles thnt has prevailed among children at Lodge Pole has subsided, with no serious 1 cases. Fairmont will hold a special election April 5, to submit bonds In the sum of ?ir,00(), to enlarge the electric light plant. A woman, Mrs. Mnry Oberly, has entered the race for city commissioner for the llrs.t time In the history of Omnha. At a special election at lllair $20,- 000 bonds for the erection of a uiunicl- pal Ice plant were voted by a majorl- 'v of SI. According to the chief of police nt Lincoln, there Is more high clnss crime going on now than ever before known In that place. William Stelnmeycr, Clntonla farm er, hns lost three head of fine cnttle during the past few weeks from the bite of a mad dog. For the first time In hist twenty years, York has not harvested an Ice crop. No place In the county has a pund of Ice stored. The home of W. It. Dellart at Pur- wen ourneii to inc ground in a tire. , the origin of which Is not known. Put row possessions wore saved. C. H. Monger of Callaway was re- elected secretary of the Nebraska lioreioni breeders' association at the annual meeting at Hastings. F.inil Itothschlld, wealthy Omaha grain man, was found dead on the kitchen lloor of his home. Death had been caused by asphyxiation. Mr. and Mrs. 13. A. Mitchell of Alma Inst week celebrated their sixtieth wedding anniversary with a dinner at I lie C. A. It. hall hi that plncc. Trumbull's sixth lire within a few years wiped out the town's last store when L. Paumnn's general merchan dise place was complete destroyed. Peter Truelson, -17. an Inmnte of the. Feeble Minded Institute at Peat- eight children, seven of them living, rice, met a horrible death when he forty-one grand children, one hundred Jumped Into n tank of boiling water. 1 and forty-three great-grandchildren J. (. Forney and' son sold forty-, and seventeen grent-great grand three head of lJuroe sows and gilts at rhlldron. On her birthday recently Heaver City for an average price of ' the many descendants sent her a if'-ill per head, the highest of any sale shower of postcards and sho received A'ver held In western Nebrasku. The tokens from every state In the union first thirty head sold for an average , from some of her two hundred and of $287. eight descendants. In order to relieve the housing Fire f undetermined origin Tues sltuatlon at Pig Springs, capitalists dny destroyed the farm home of John have a number of new dwellings under Osborne near Seward. The loss will construction. exceed $7,000. Omaha packers and manufacturers The young son of Frank Wegiv.yn of or perishable food products face an I Pnrwell Is dead f black' diphtheria, unheard of famine in natural ice. 1 the first fatality from tho disease Packers say tho shortage will be close among a number of eases under quar to 200.000 tons. 'untitle at that place. Fire of unknown origin destroyed Tiie First Christian church at Me ihe automobile belonging lo J. O. Hnm- Cook Is remodeling and Improving Its llton of Waboo while the family was building which will Includo additions visiting near Ashland. The mnchlne to both east nnd west sides of tho was parked near a hay stack, which present Minicture. Tho seating capa aifght fire In an undetermined ninn- city will be Increased to '100. and u tier. Over $200 wns realized by the Pig Springs high school rit a carnival, the first entertainment of the kind to be undertaken by Its pupils. Seeral persons wen painfully ln- Jured when Ihe. bleachers, erected at tho Auburn city clerk, asking that tho Ashland for the Pricker and Sherman Sundav amusement ordinance now in hog sale, collapsed Just before the se'l- effect bo repealed or submitted to the lug was to have begun. ' , voters tit the spring election. The Plckrell Livestock association 1 under authority granted by the did a business uiuoiintlng (o $8.'1,747,W) ' tto railway commission, the fair during the year Just closed. Forty-nine board of managers has abolished the cars of livestock were shipped, con- 0XtrH li-cent fare charged over the Lin slstlng of 2,:8ri head of hogs. 117 bond (;on Htrcot car lines for all programs of (.tittle und thirty-seven heart ofjnt tno fnr grounds given under tho s,10,l'' auspices of tho stuto university. Mrs. Henry IMtrrott of produced, canned and sold garden vegetables from ti plot 20x1 (X) feet. Olon Shannon has secured an In terest In the Kllte theatre nt Pawnee and wilt run it full time Instead of oc casionally, as heretofore. Women of the Wymore churches have started a campaign for Mrs. Maurice Jones for innyor. She has consented to make th race. Students of the state agricultural school at Lincoln, to the number of 1")0 recently mnde a tour of the Oinalm packing houses, stock yards and fac tories. loe Steelier of Dodge, former world's champion heavyweight wres tler, defeated John Olln of Finland, In n fast and warmly contested match at Omaha Monthly night. j The 'J-yenr oltJ son of Mr. Houston, residing near Hontrlce. was badly scalded "when lu fell Into a pall of hot water tlnit his mother was usliii: hi doing the family washing. Hoy South of Plattsmoiith has de parted for Chile, South America, with the Intention of embarking hi the min ing Industry. He visited thnt country when In the service ns a snllor. Mayor C. 1C, Plass or Madison has requested tobacco dealers to discon tinue the prominent display of clg urels following a lire In tho High school, said to tmve been started by u clgnret. s More than 100 members of tho Knights of Pythias froih Lincoln, Wn boo. Schuyler, Alvo and IClniwood at tended an Initiation meeting nt Ash land when ten were taken Into tho local lodge. Itev. .lames A.-Tancock, for 10 years dean of Trinity cathedral at Omaha, has resigned duo to the Illness of Mrs. Tnncock, who is now nt a local hos pital suffering from n severe nervous breakdown. Miss Velum Loli Sutton, prima don na of the Philadelphia Oraiitl Opera company, u Nebraska product, will sing at the Southwestern Teachers' as sociation meeting at Holdrege Match 21 and 23. Oeorgo W. Koster, chief of the state bureau of llsh and game, has received a number of reports from various parts of the slate of violations of stale nn,l federal game laws In the shoot ing of wild ducks. Itev. Martha Nlchol of Taylor Is a Nebraska woman minister. She has been pastor of the Congregntlonnl church there for several months.. Rev. Miss Ware of Edison Is another Ne braska woman minister. Pundits nt Mitchell entered tho Purllngton stntlon, held L. Weekley, nlglit telegruph operator, helpless at the point of their guns while they tried In vain to open the safe, nnd beat him up badly when they left. Henry Stelnnian, a pioneer of Thay er county residing near Dcshler, was caught by the belt of a corn shelter and suffered a fractured skull, a broken arm and other Injuries, which resulted fatally a few hours after- wards. The smallpox situation In Custer county Is clearlfur ui. The number of cases, especially in the rural districts, huvo been rather numerous, but un der the rigid quarantine measures now In effect, the yellow cards are disap pearing. The Woodman land near Steele City Is the scene of oil well activity. Fif teen wagon loads of lumber wore haul ed there for the construction of tho derrick which will be eighty feet high and require 15,000 feet of lumber to construct, A roundup of whnt is probably tho only herd of wild antelope now nt ; large In tiie Unit Ited States may bo held i Holt county this spring by the statu j nd federal game departments, and i the antelope removed to the federal Kllnie preserve at Valentine, j Joseph Teeter, past grand command- I er of the Nebraska O. A. It., Is dead j (ir ),h home in McCook. Ho Is tho i fourth Nebraska . A. It. head to dlo within the last six months, the other three being ,T. S. Ilongland of North Platte, Lee Hstolle of Omaha nnd John K. Evans of North Platte. When Mr. Teeter was elected head of the Ne braska CI. A. II. in 1801 It had 8.137 members. Now then are 2,000. Mrs. Nancy (hirloch of Pladen, nine ty years old, holds several records bo- I Ktles her aire. She Is the mother of modem baptistry will bo added. . The slate camp of the Itoyal Neigh bors of America will he held at Lin coln, March 10. A petition signed by the reipilred number of voters hns been hied with HEAD STUFFED FROM CATARRH OR A COLD Cys Cream Applied In Nostrils Opens Air Passages flight Up. Inptnnt relief no waiting. Xowi clogged nostrils open right up; the nlr passages of your head clear nnd you can breathe freely. No more hawking, snufflltiK. blowing, headache, dryness. No struggling for breath nt night; ' your cold or catarrh disappears. Get a small bottle of Kly's Cream I Palm from your druggist uow. Apply , n little of this fragrant, antiseptic. ! healing cream In your nostrils. It pen etrates through every ulr passage of the head, soothes the Inflamed or swollen mucous membrane and rellof comes Instantly. It's JUst tine. Don't stay stuffed-up with a cold or nasty catarrh. Adv.. Transients. Griggs So you'vu struck It rich and ore able to keep several servants? Urlggs Alas, no only to hire them. "And becniise he wished to hold his Job, tho hired man "slowed up." In dianapolis News. Regard rlchteousness as gain. ARLING BABY Children's Laughter Mrs. Jnnsscn's experience of Interest to childless wives. Millaton, Wis. " I want to give you a word of praitio for your wonderful medicine. Wo r.ro fond of children, and for a considerable time after we were married 1 feared I would not have any. I began taking Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound, nnd It strengthened mo so I now hnvo n nice, strong, healthy baby girl. I suffered very little at childbirth, and I give all the credit to your medicine, and shall always recommend it highly.'' Mrs. II. H. Janssen, Millston, Wis. Mrs. Held of Marinette, Win., adds her testimonial for Lydla E. Pinkhnm's Vegetable Compound. Sho sayst Marinette, Wis. "I was in a nervous condition and very Irregular. My doctor advised an operation. My huahund brought mo ono of your booklets and aBked mo to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. It overcame my weakness so thnt I now have a healthy baby girl after having been mar ried nine years. 1 am glad to recommend your mcdicino, and you may use my letter as a testimonial." Mrs. II. B. Held, 330 Jefferson St, Marinette, Wis. There aro many, many such homes that were once childless, and aro now blessed with healthy, happy phlldren Dccauso Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has restored tho mother to a strong and healthy condition, as it acts as a natural rcstorntivo for nilmcnts as indicated by backache, irregu larities, displacement weakness and nervousness. Women overywhero should remember that most of tho commoner ailments of women aro not the surgical ones they are not caused by serious displace ments or growths, although the symptoms may bo tho same, and that is why so many apparently serious ailments readily yield to Lydia E. Pinkhnm's Vegetable Compound, as it nets as a natural restorative. It can be taken with perfect safety and often prevents sorioua troubles. 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