THE NORTH PLATTE SEMI-WEEKLY TJUTiTJNE.
YOUNG GIB
MS RELIEF
Wanla to Tell Other Girls
All About It
tx.-nT,iiin TnH "I fim eighteen
years old and havo been bothered for
' tnnnlhg TOlfll
irrogular periods.
Every month my
back would acho and
I always had a cold
and felt drowsy and
sleepy. 1 work in a
millinery snop ana i
went to work every
day, but felt stupid
and would havo such
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WILEB,0 Second at.,ttvanByiiic, inuiaim
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o subject to tho eamo physical laws i
others
In nronortton to their viola
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ruicnvurci; is icu mo
wenk and a nervous
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trpatl paymont down In oath, bomla or other
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NOME: A CITY THAT
HIBERNATES
"Nome, Alaska, In recent yearn has
been a city thut dwindles In winter
to u population of hut n few hundred,
and spring has brought a lessening rv
turn of residents. Thus this remote
mining camp, after a meteoric career
anil growth Into a city, gradually Is
resuming the status of a town.
Situated on the bleak north coast of
the ley storm-swept Boring sea, close
to the Arctic circle, Nome Is frozen In
and sunned In for nbout woven months
of tho year. Its chief Industry, placer
gold mining, depends upon the use of
running water, therefore thu nctlvl
ties must stop when the water con-
ties muHt stop when the water
gcnls. Hatliur tliim spend the
winter In the extreme cold, wi
long
q extreme com, waning
for the return of mild weather, a
large part. of the population of Nome
has always returned to the States In
the fall, malting the Journey hack to
the north In June, when navigation
opens.
Tho over-night creature of an tin-
usual gold discovery, tho town grew
up on a site that prohahly could not
have been worse titled for n commu
nity of human habitation. It is open
to the full sweep of the violent storms
and tho henvy wnvos that often bent
In from the sea. It has a relatively
narrow beach and Immediately within
Is a strip of tundra, froen solid In
winter, hut a sea of mud during the
open season. In this mornss tho town
grew up. In the early days men nnd
animals lloundered through streets
that were knee-deep In mud. Lntcr
tho principal thoroughfares were
boarded over. Knch summer fool
hardy newcomers built structures on
the beach only to have them wholly
destroyed by tho blasts of September
when, almost without warning, hugo
waves swept to the edge of the tundrn
and often Into tho town Itself.
flold was llrst discovered near Nome
In 1R0S, In ono of the numerous creeks
that rise In tho hills back of tho town
Getting Gold Out of Gravel.
nnd cross tho tundrn to tho sen. This
discovery was widely heralded through
Alaska and the western Btntos. Thou
sands flocked to the nelKhhorhood In
tho Hummer of 1800 and the town was
horn. That season the reninrknhle dis
covery was made thnt the sand of the
beach at tho edgo of tho town was rich
In gold, and thousands of prospectors
with crude equipment took out respect
able fortunes. Tho bench could not
he filed upon, but anyono wns penult
ted to dig there. This unique fen
ture of the Nome gold fields cev more
than 20,000 people to the region the
following summer, und the town grew
Into n thriving city. Plncer miners
burrowed Into tho sand like moles for
30 miles or more up nnd down tho
bench.
Nome took Its name from Capo
Nome nearby, which was named as
the result of a misunderstanding. It
menus nothing unless It can bo con
Btrued to signify "the nnmeless." It
was discovered In tho examination of
an enrly chnrt that when tho physical
fontures of northwestern Alaska were
named ono enpo had been overlooked.
Tho penciled query "name?" wns mnde
beside It. A copyist translated the
scrawled question us "Nome," and the
iMime has stuck.
MEXTCO'TsKYSCRAPER
PYRAMID
A pyramid that may rival thoso of
Egypt, tor size, and provo to bo oven
older than the Nlleslnn piles, recently
wna found nt Teotlhuacan, Mexico,
Long ago two other pyramids, relics
of the Toltee people of pro-Columbian
times, were discovered among the vol.
ennlc nshes around Sun Juan Teotl
huacan, meaning "City of tho Oods." a
vlllago nbout 23 miles northenst of
Mexico City.
Excavation of tho new pyramid mny
help to lift tho veil which dims our
knowledgo of those American pyramid
builders, members of a bygono race.
Certain It Is that tho pyramids of
Teotlhuncnn, which already are wide
ly known, havo kept their heads abovo
I he vomiting of angry volcanoes for
numborloss centuries, whllo It would
appenr that the cities nearby were
Without doubt burled In thomt bygone
ages by volcanic eruptions. Tho Tol-
tecs wore by tradition famotis thound
butlders, and here It seems thoy min
gled with their reverence for the Su
premo Being the mythical religion of
nstral worship. Their earliest temples
were devoted to tho sun. Tho moon
they worshiped ns his wife and the
stars as his sisters, No Image wns
allowed within those temples, and
their offerings were perfumed tlowors
and sweet-scented gums.
The projecting stones of "HI Sol,"
tho highest pyramid, seen here nnd
there over the pyramid, mark the up
ward progress of those Indefntlgable
workers until they gained the summit
of their ambition. The pyramid wns
divided Into stories" by placing a se
ries of truncated pyramids one above
the other.
Two hundred and sixty-eight must
bo climbed to reach the summit. The
pyramid Is 210 feet In he'ght, nnd has
n base nbout 701 feet square. The
summit Is f0 by 105 feet square.
Many strange Idols hnve been dbg
up. Beautiful pieces of Jade and ob-
sldlnn, nrrow-hends, Httlo heads of
burnt, clay, earthen Jnrs of nntlque
form, nnd others similar to those In
use at the present time were found.
One little niece of clotli tnnt was
found Is carefully guarded In the mu
seum. What wns Its uso? Many
skulls, ns well ns some skeletons, have
also been unearthed.
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THE DARDANELLES
Provision has been made for an In
ternational force along tho Darda
nelles to guarantee free passage to
ships, of nil nations through the
straits and tho Sea of Marmora.
liven our own Mississippi or Penn
sylvania some dny may rest at anchor
In this deep, swift strait, 87 miles in
length, between the goose-neck penin
sula of Giilllpoll and the mnlnland of
Turkey, or steam Into the Sea of Mar-
iiio.u and thence to the lJosphorus, for
the American Jacklos to "Oh I" nnd
"Ahl" nt the mosques and minarets of
Constantinople In the distance.
Mention of the Dardanelles conjures
beforo the American mind the story of
u fierce nnd Interest-compelling fight
In 1015 and 1010 and n history which
trails back Into dim mythological times
when Leander swnm ncross Its three-
fourths mllo width nt Abydos every
night to tell the "snmo old story" to
Hero, who hung her light out to In
form him she wanted to henr It
Lord Byron, not to be outdone ns
u swimmer by his predecessor, "did"
the Hellespont In 1810. Though it wns
regarded as rather a prodigious feat
when those two accomplished it, many
modern athletes could don their trunks
nnd visit their lady loves and regard
the effort as a part of their training to
keep physically lit.
Xerxes, In 480 IJ. O., hnvlng an un
canny feeling that his tbousnnds of
Persians were not Ullllngtons nnd
ICellermnns, lashed boats together as
a hrldgoway, which Herodotus tells us
groaned for seven days and nights,
during tho unloading of Aslntlcs on tho
soil of Europe. Alexnnder the Grcnt,
about 100 years later, before ho was
reduced to tears at the failure of the
world to proVlde him excitement, tried
out tho thrill of Xerxes bV leading his
Macedonians into Asln. v
Tho approach by which tho Ameri
can soldier and sailor will enter Con
stantinople mny well bo likened to tho
entrance to n dwelling house tho Dar
danelles being the outsldo or storm
door, tho Sea of Marmora the vestl
bule, nnd the lJosphorus the Inner
door
This storm door, which Is nbout tho
width of the Hudsdn river, Is com
manded by tho Dardanelles castles
built by Mohammed II In 1-170. Ono
fort Is on the Europenn side nnd ono
on the Asiatic. Many guide books pub
llsbed beforo 1014 enrtied this om
inous and pronhetlc sentence: "The
castles on both sides hnve been lately
restored and armed with Krupp guns."
According to the treaty of .luly, 1841
and tho Paris peace of 1850, no for
clgn ship of wnr was allowed to en
ter the strait without tho permission
of Turkey, nnd merchnnt vessels only
during the dny time,
On the Aslntlc sldo a short distance
from the fort lies the town of Darda
nelles, which wns nnmed for Dnrda
nus, the mythological ancestor of the
Trojan king. Aoncns. and hence of
the Roman people. This city of 15.000
Inhabitants, sltunted prettily on n fer
tile stretch of innd, Ir tho point from
which most of the excursionists start
for the plains of Troy, n short dis
tance beyond. Here, too, ships must
stop to show their pnpers, the num
ber of merchnnt vossels alone during
a slnglo yenr numbering more .than
12,000.
Across on the European side Is
Gnlllpoll or "beautiful town." It was
tho llrst European town to bo cap
tured by tho Turks In 1H57. Suporhly
located on tho steep projecting coast
of tho Galllpoll peninsula, It commands
a view of tho Aslntlc side tho plains
of Troy and the broken font-hills of
Mount Idn. On this narrow peninsula
In April, 1015, allied forces were landed
In an attempt to capture tho Darda-
nollos. When the floods drove tho Brit
ish soldiers from tholr trenches like
rats out of holes Turkish snipers on
the hills above picked them o almost
as fast as they appeared. The cam
paign was abandoned In January, 1010.
WHERE PEARL BUTTONS
COME FROM
Ono frequently must follow n long
trail to strango places to find tho origin
ot tho most common conveniences of
our homo, wardrobe, or dinner table.
For exumplo, pearl buttons nro de-
pendent upon preservation of certain
MIHlsslppI river llsh.
This oconotnlc curiosity Is explained
in a communication to the National
Geographic society by Hugh M. Smith,
an follows:
The perpetuation of the llsh sup
ply In the Mississippi and Its tribu
taries Involves n vory Important Indus
try besldos fishing. Investigations con
ducted for tho bureau of tlsherlos
years ago showed an Intlmnto relation
betweon certain kinds of fishes nnd
the mussels, which yield valuable
pearls and support a pearl-button In
dustry which gives employment to
about 20,000 persons, nnd has u prod
uct worth from $.1,000,000 to $0,000,
000 nnnunlly.
"The young mussels, of microscopic
slzo when thrown off by their parents
In myriads, need to pass the first few
weeks of their Independent existence
on the gills of fish. If the fishes are
not present at the proper time, tho
mussels cannot survive Furthermore
-and this Is n most Interesting fea
ture of the co-operation of fishes and
mussels the young of particular kinds
of mussels require the gills of par
ticular kinds of fishes as nurseries.
"The blnck bass Is host for several
sorts of nnisnels, the crnpples for sov'
ernl others, the cntflsh for others. The
skip-Jack, a kind of herring, Is the only
known host for the hrst jf nil mus
sels; nnd ns this fish Is not by nny
means nbundnnt, its innlntcnnnco Is.of
prime Importance to the welfare of the
button Industry. In 1010 more thnn
one nnd a half million skip-Jacks were
rescued.
The peculiar requirements of tho
young mussels halng been carefully
determined, the bureau of fisheries has
gone extensively Into the business ot
artificial propagation of pearly mus
sels by n method which Is fl vast Im
provement on nature. The spawning
mussels, held In ponds, arc at the criti
cal period provided with tho special
fishes needed for the nttnehment of
the young.
'The fishes obtained In the rescue
operations are turned Into the ponds
nt the time the mussels nre spnwnlng
and become thickly lnoculnted. They
are then liberated In the open wnter
and dlstrlbuto themselves nnd the mus
sels throughout n wide stnatch of river.
Thus two Important branches of the
bureau's work go hand In hand."
RUSSIA: THE HEIRESS OF
FAMINES
Never, in civilized times, have so
many old-world nations felt the pinch
of hunger at once; yet suffering from
want of food is no fiew story to many
of them. Especlully has Itussia been
the luckless heir to periods of ueur
starvation
Writing to the National Geographic
society, Ralph A. Graves tells of Rus
sian famines of the past as follows:
"Next to tho proletariat of India
and Chlnn, tlie Russian pcusnnt has
felt the pinch of poverty und hunger
more keenly und more frequently than
uny other citizen on earth
"Ono of the earliest famines In Rus
sla of which there Is any dollnltc rec
ord wns that of 1GO0, which continued
for thrco years, with a death toll of
500,000 peasants. Cats, dogs and rats
were eaten ; the strong overenme the
weak, und In the shambles of the pub
lie murkets human flesh was sold. Mill
tltudes of the dead were found with
their mouths stuffed with straw.
"Three Russlnn fnmlnes of compnra
tlvely recent date were nmong the
most severe In the history of the couu
try. They occurred In 1S91, 1000 and
1011. During tho ten years following
the llrst of these periods of dearth
the government allotted ncnrlv $125.'
000,000 f;or relief work, but tho sums
were not always Judiciously expended.
"In 1000 tho government gave 40
pounds of Hour u month to ull persons
under eighteen and over llfty-nlno
years of age. All peasants between
those ages and infunts under one year
of age received no allowance, und It
became necessary for the younger nnd
older members of the family to share
their bare pittance with those fr
whom no provision was made. The
suffering was .intense and the mortal
lty exceedingly henvy, but the avail
able statistics are not wholly relluble,
"The famine of 1011 extended over
onc-t.hlrd of tho area of the empire In
Europe nnd nffected more or less dl
rectly .'10,000,000 people, while 8,000,
000 were reduced to starvation. Weeds,
tho ,),irlc of trces' uml ,)ltter ,,rDttrt
made from acorns constituted the
chief diet for tho destitute. This was
unquestionably the most widespread
and most severe fnmlno that has be
fallen a European nation In modern
times
Electric Irrigation.
Wholesale generation and distribu
tion of electric current for the speclnl
purposo of Irrigation, as It Is gener
ntod nnd distributed elsewhere for
light and powor, Is an unusual and In
teresting project recently undertukeu
In Queensland, Australia, says Popular
Mechanics Magazine. The method cm
ployed Is to sink u large woll on each
holding of land and Instnll an elec
trically driven pump. There nre In
excess of 1G0 of these well pumps and
somo III miles of transmission lines ra
dlato from tho central stntlou to sup
ply them.
Ivor ine wuiih, iirei:uMi ru-eni!iri.TMi
concrete cylinders, 5 to 7 feet In dlnm
otor, 8 feet long, and weighing 2V6 to
3 tons, are lowored from 10 to 40 feet
to the water-hearing stratum.
S The Upual Expectation.
"That hideous old millionaire ex
pects tho artist he has engaged to
mako a speaking likeness of him."
"He'll got It. Money talks." Rnl
tlruoro American.
Cutlcura Soap for the Complexion.
Nothing better than Cuticlira Soap
dally and Ointment now ntid then ns
needed to make the complexion clear,
scalp clean and hnnds soft nnd white.
Add to this the fascinating, fragrant
Cutlcura Talcum and you have the
Cutlcura Toilet Trio. Adv.
FAIR ONE ACCEPTED THE END
Statement Might Be Copied l-'rom
Page of Modern Fiction, but It
Is Far Otherwise.
"And this Is the end 1"
Something glittered In the man's
hnnd us he uttered the words. The
beautiful girl before him looked up
into his face and a doubtful look crept
Into her eyes.
"The end I" She echoed his words
wistfully, standing there In the benm
of sunlight which caused the glittering
thing in the man's hand positively to
dance with lire. "You nre quite sure?"
smile flickered ncross the mdn's
face.
"Quite sure! This. Is the end!" .
The fair, creature shrugged her
shoulders resignedly. "Then " she
hi enthed. tensely, "I I will take the
piece I" and with n smile the man
dropped the scissors nnd pnrccled up
tho short length of calico.
CREAM FOR CATARRH
OPENS UP NOSTRILS
Tells How to Get Quick Relief trom
Head-Colds. It's Splendid!
In ono minute your clogged nostrils
will open, the air passages of your
head will clear and you can breathe
freely. No more hnwklng, snutlllng,
blowing, hendache, dryness. No strug
gling for brenth nt night; your cold
or catarrh will he gone.
Get n smnll bottle of Ely's Cream
Balm from your druggist now. Apply
little of this fragrant, antiseptic,
healing cream in your nostrils. It pen
etrates through every air passage'1 of
the head, soothes the Inflamed or
swollen mucous membrane and relief
comes Instantly.
It's Just fine. Don't stay stuffed-up
with u cold or nasty catarrh. Relief
comes so quickly. Adv.
Marquesans Are Dying.
The Marquesans, wo gnthered over
coffee and cigars at Nukuhlva, wore
dying rapidly of consumption. Intro
duced In the form of Panama fever by
laborers returning from canal construc
tion. Tho fever ufterwnrd developed
Into the white plague by reason of the
natives' unresisting, If not ncqulescent,
nature. And when all were gone, whut
then? Chinese.
The Chinese appear (o be the nn-
swer to most questions In the South
Pacific today. They come; It costs
them hut ?50 to land; and nfter thnt
they grow mon Dlcu, how they
grow! Rnlph Stock In the Notional
Geographic Magazine.
FRECKLES
Now I tho Time to Get Rid of
These Utlr Spot.
Thara'a no lonser the allchtest need ot
reellns ashamed or your irecxies, as uinine
double strtngth Is guaranteed to remove
these homely spots. ...
imply get an ounce or uinine ooudib
strength rrom your druggist, and apply n
uttiA nr it nient ana mornine anu you
hould soon see that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear, while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely, it is seiaom
thnt mnrn thnn nn ounce la neeaeel to com
pletely clear the akin and gain a beautiful
clear complexion. ...
He aure to nslc lor tne aouDie airengin
Othlne, an this Is sold under guarantee of
money dick ii it rails 10 remove irccuica.
Of No Further Use.
Sploshklns wanted to sell his horse,
so prevailed on the local dealer to
come nnd see the nniinal.
"That's a good horse, Mr. Taylor,"
Sploshklns said to the dealer. "It cost
me $500, but you can have It for
$250."
The dealer gasped.
"That's rather a big reduction, Mr.
Sploshklns, Isn't it?" he nsked.
"Well," Sploshklns ndmlttcd. "the
fact Is it bolted ono day and killed my
poor wife, nnd now I've got no further
uso for it!" London Tlt-Rlts.
Kill That
CASCARA El QUININE
FOR
Colds, Coughs
Neglected Colds are Dangerous
Taka no chances. Keep this standard remedy handy for th first anes.
Breaks up a cold in 24 hours Relieves
Grippo In 3 days Excellent for Headache
Quinine In this form does not affect the head Cascara Is beat Toota
Laxative No Oplato In HlU'e,
ALL DRUGGISTS SELL IT
Pure, Rich Blood Will Keep
'4 Your Body Vigorous and Healthv:!:
'When impurities creep into your
blood the first symptoms are usu
ally a loss of appetite, followed by
a gradual lessening of energy, the
system becomes weaker day by
day, until you feel yourself on tho
verge of n breakdown.
Nearly everybody needo a few
bottles of S. S. S., tho great vege
table blood remedy, to cleanse out
all impurities about twice a year.
It is an excellent idea to take this
A Feeling of Security
You naturally fed sccuro whon you
know that tho mcdic?lo you are about to
take is absolutely piio and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such a medicine la Dr. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The same standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every
bottle of Swnmp-Root.
It is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
It is not a stimulant and is taken in
teapoonful doses.
It is not recommended for everything.
It is nature's great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and blad
der troubles.
A sworn statement of purity is with
every bottle of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. If you need a medicine, you should
havo the best. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to Dr.
Kilmer & Co., Binghninton, N.'Y., for a
cample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper. Adv.
All-Conquering Sleep.
There wns n Now Year's evo party
given at John's grandmother's. John,
with other grtindcliMdren, was there,
but nlong about nine o'clock he got too
sleepy to stny awake, so went upstairs
to take a little nap and mnde his moth
er promise sho would wake hi in up
beforo 12 o'clock, so ho could hear
the bells, whistles, etc., and be up for
the renl fun.
So, nt a quarter of 12, his. mother
went to call him nnd said: "John,
wnke up; 1020 Is going fast."
John moved n little, frowned a lit
tle, turned over Into a more comfort
able position nnd snld: "Well, I can't
help It. Let It go."
"O Ilnppy Day" sang the laundress
ns she hung tho snowy wash on the
line. It was a "happy day" because
she used Red Cross Ball Blue.
A Fish Story.
The story that made millions laugh
thut one which Includes, "Thunder!
Thar hain't no sich animal !" has, we
think, a pretty good running mntc in
the following more recent one. A
countryman wns standing on n fish
pier where tho day's catch was being
landed. Presently n swordflsh of mon
strous size wns hoisted up, and the old
fellow stared nt It In wonder nnd
nniazement. He positively could not
believe his senses, nnd when nt last
ho recovered himself sufllclently to
speak It was only to exclnlm: "The
man that caught that llsh Is a darn
liar 1"
Coated tongue, vertico and constination
are relieved by Garfield Tea. Adv.
North American Buffalo.
The total number of wild and tame
buffalo on the North American conti
nent nt present Is estlmnted nt more
than 0,000 head. Canada has 5.0S0.
This Is duo to tho fact that soveral
years ago, when the Pablo herd In
Montnna, belonging to Michel Pablo,
a half-breed Indian, wns for sole, the
Canadian government bought the ani
mals, sufliclcnt Interest not being ex
hibited by Americans nt thnt time to
make it possible to retain tlcin In
this country.
Yes, Alfred, both parties should re
member they nro married for worse as
well as better.
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ono is subject. S. S. S. is without
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tality to both old and young.
Full information and valuable lit.
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