A JOY BILL COMING!
Comedy arid Novelty Featnre the Bill coming to the KEITH Thursday Next
It's Really an All Joy Bill That is Coming to the Keith Theatre on Thursday Next
There are three acts who devoir their ability to laugh-making very succclully. and one decided novelty, But there is enough mirth to
satisfy the most exacting. The Fitzgerald Duo inaugurates the bill with balancing and barrel jumpin. Sue Stead and Sister profler ex
cellent harmony singing with instrumental accompaniments. The furt. least commences with Campbell and GrqvT, two colored comedians
who handle syncopation and humor in a riotous manner. Saxon. Chanard and Leonard contribute singing, dancing and music in a
IivpIv manner and send the audience home in a ncod bun (r.
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TUESDAY, FEHHUARY 1021.
EDITORIAL.
Soiiio poople may think tliero uro
too many traveling mon and thoro may
be too many but that Is no reason for
Haying that tho commercial traveler
ie a luxury. IIo Ik tho npostlo of clieor
and brings to tho morchant who Is
tied down to his storo a breeze from
tho conlorB of Industry which Is heart
ening. No great Invontlon has mado
any rapid headway until a man with
a vision has gono to tho prospective
buyer and ovorcomo his prejudices by
showing him tho merits of tho Inven
tion. Evoryono wants to take out somo
NEW SCRAPPLE.
Col u in n of Nonsense.
JJon. E. S. Davis,
Lincoln, Nobr.
Doar Ed
The othor day wlion wo wore going
over to Art Hush's storo to buy pret
zels, a man stopped us and asked us
how oNTn man should bo to stop wear
ing cuffs on tho bottoms of his trous
ers. Wc told him wo didn't know and
ho sulci thoro ought to bo n law on tho
subject and wo nro writing you to pass
a law as to wlion a man Is too old to
wear cuffs on tho bottoms of his
trousers. You know trousers Is usual
ly called pants and while- pants are
not spoken of much in pollto socloty
It would do no harm to mention them
in tho laws for only a few pooplo ovor j
roan mo laws anu uioy arc moauy
mon. You know Ed, that It Is nil right
for young men to wear cuffs thcro bo
"n tiso thoy have a uso and that It that
as tho young mon gets taller wo don't
havo to throw away his pants but can
Just turn down tho cuff and' Iron out1
Only America Can Keep These Pots Boiling
life Insuranco and yet no ono over tho crease. It is a irroat Idea. Ed.
h B iu n uguiii uiiu nana iur u iouuy.
The agent hunts up tho business. Tho
commercial travolor is roltablo or ho
could nor bold Ills Job. Ho Is a bus
iness man using business mothods. He
In cheerful; ho Is usually companion
able; his Hfo Is spent away from homo
on tho road. Many concorns havo
tried to get nlong without travelling
.salesmen nnd Bomo havo succoded but
nearly nil hoyo finally como to this
method of selling goods. Ho Is ono of
ii' nnd wo nro for him.
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In former Issues wo havo tried to
fcVw that the Hoard of Education hero
la North Plntto hud tho legal and gen
erally acknowledged right to make
dancing ono of tho school activities
anil that It nctcd In good faith and
with popular approval when It did so.
It In well at this point to call attention
to tho fact that tho right and wrong
of the dutico, Its moral nnd its Immor
al naturo Is a question foreign to tho
discussion. Ono extreme condemns
tho dnnco as absolutely wrong; tho
other extreme says there Is nothing
wrong In It. Most of us know that us
an Institution it has Its daugors.
"Whorovor decency oxlsts thore wo find
safeguards thrown about tho dancors
It inny bo in the form of tho police-'
tm.Ji it tho public dance, tho woltaro
worker at the-' social dunce, or tho
chuoorono at the prlvato dunce. Hog
lilation nnd control have seemed ne
consnrv especially with young peoplo.
Tho dungor oxIhIh In the unregulated
dance. The Unard of Education recog
imod this nnd ruled that teachers and
mothers must lie procnt, that no out
Hidoriahould be allowed to take pnrt,
that the dnnclirr hould be only a part
ofnjie ovonlmr e'HortuInmont and that
It tnnin not lst lute Mombors of
ii , i.-.t to bi proRout and
h,' c i i'Mi'inir and monibors of
tin- Board of PuIiIIp Welfare wore also
Invited to bo present Thus wo bo-
llt-vn tlie Hoard of Eduoutlon acted
luwfrilly and In trood faitli In making
duncluu one of the school interests
n nd that il recognized the ilangor n
mo tinnco m niniunx rostricuvo rogti
lp' ions' to govorn nehaol' dances.
FARM LOANS "
Wo are In tho market for Lincoln
County Farm Loans. Loans closed
V "inptly. No dolnys.
T. C. PATTERSON,
Room 2. H. & Ii. Building,
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CAT SCORED USUAL VICTORY
Japanese Legend Merely Another
Feathet In the Cap of the Ever.
Conquerlna Feline.
There is nn eiu-linntliig story told by
the Ltid Sol rihoniigon, a beauty of
Japan of nine centuries past, of tho
emperor's favorite cnt herself a
spoiled beauty. She hud received a
cap of honor and had been raised to
tho third rank of nobility, with tho
title of Wlyobu-noOtoto. or "Chief of
tho Female Attendants," and was
cnt of many graces. Unfortunntely,
on a day of disobedience, her lndy-ln
waiting summoned tho emperor's dog,
Oklnnnmru. to sturtle her Into good bo
liavior. He barked obediently, and
the cat dashed madly behind the
screen, where his mujeaty sat at break
fast, and sought refuge In his arms.
The emperor, much shocked, sent for
the lord high chnmbcrlnln. and pro
nounced sentence- on poocOklnnmaru.
A thrashing and exile I The Lady Sol
describes him ns hitherto a happy dog
nnd much esteemed. Hut a short ttmo
before ho had been carried In a proces
sion in a willow Utter, with peach
blossoms and hollyhocks on his head I
He was now an outcast on dog Island,
"and nono bo poor to do him rever
ence." He may possibly linve found
life easier without the hollyhocks, but
It la Interesting to sco that the eternal
cat Is victorious un ever. The dog Is
vanquished ; tho lady-In-waltlng ruined,
and 'the cat Ilea Id the emperor's lap
una' purrs.' So was It always; so will
It ever be, writes L. Adams Heck In
Asia Magazine.
Then again Ed, A young man must.
16ok nifty when ho gooa a shining a-
round tho girls nnd ho 1b shining most
of tho tlmo and a cuff at tho bottom of I
each pant leg is about tho niftiest)
tiling they have invented sinco wo
wore a young man. But what somo of
these old follows want to dress up
nifty for wo can't tell. Who aro thoy
shining around Is what wo would Hko
to know and their wives should find
out So wo say mako tho law.
Then again Ed, young follows mako
lots of money and can afford to buy
extra cloth on tho bottoms of their
pants logs lut when a fellow gets old
ho should begin to save hlr. money
and not buy any moro cloth In his
punts than ho needs for service. Wo
Bay no waste of cloth In that way for
the old fellows.
Then again Ed, wo heard of u follow
tho othor day who dropped his oyo
glasses uud didn't find them Until the
noxt dny and all the tlmo they wore
In- the turned up Part Of his pant's
leg. If ho was an old follow It served
hlrti right to hnvo to go' without his
g'assos all day Just becauso he Was
trying to bo nifty and If ho was a
voung fellow you seo how fortunate
it was tnat no una curts to cntcn tno
glasses and so thoy did not hit the
floor nnd probably bronk and he prob
ibly didn't havo any more money to
buy anothor pair.
So Ed, since wo .did not hear from
you about tho law to teach children
how to chow gum artistically, we hope
OU will it hb th s law and keen somo
of then old follows In this town from
'pavsluR ibemsolvos off on poor unsus
pecting peoplo as young mon. especi
ally i.rJiitors.
"ours truly.
A CONSTITUENT.
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Nerve-Speed
When Needed
Want Ads
J. M. BARTON
Somerset, Nebr,
BREEDER OF
Tills snapshot of nn American feeding kitchen In still prostrate eastern
Europe shows what America moaws to the otherwise helpless childhood of the
war-swept nations. Funds supporting these outposts of succor nnd other
agencies for tho relief of children stricken by the disease caused by under
nutrition have run out, and that the work may not cense, depriving millions of,
the innocent of their only hope for life, eljjht great American relief organiza
tions under the name of the European IUllef Council are banding together In i
a Joint appeal to -the American conscience In their behalf. These agencies an
the American Keller Administration, the American Hed Cross, the American
Friends' Service Committee (Quakers), the Jowlsh Joint Distribution Com
mittee, the Federal Council of Churches of. Christ In America, the KnlghUaOf
Columbus, the Y. M. C. A. and the X. W. G. A.
For Rent A sleeping room for ono
or two ladles. 920 W. Fourth.
Tor Rent A flvo room house. 205
South Ash St. Phono 330J.
For Sale Household furniture, 20C
South Ash. Phono 330J.
Wanted A kitchen maid. Apply -at
Platts Valley Hospital.
For Sale Two walnut bedroom
suites. 112 West Second.
' Tor Kale Pure bred Whlto Leghorn
Oockrela, $2.00 each. L. I. Tucker, 221
Chestnut
! For Salo Registered Hereford
bulls. Flvo miles east of North Platto.
J. A. Jackson.
For Jtcnt One nice room to two. 8
men. Will give board. Phono 249W.
I P. E. 0.
To Trndo 160 acres good alfalfa
and hay land for property In North
Platto, Box 294. North Platte.
For Exchange General merchan
dise stock.. Invoice about $0,000 to ?S,
000 want first real cstato mortgage or
liberty tionds. Write mo what you
havo. K. B. Caro of Tribune.
Registered Herefords.
Choice Pure Bred Stock for Sale,
Priced Right.
FARM SALE
I will sell at public auction
at my farm on tho Holloway
ranch, 10 miles north of North
Platte, on
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 25
Horses, Cattlo, Hogs anil. Farm
Machinery.
Free Lunch at Noon
Six months time on approved
security at 10 por cent Interest.
Ed. Kiorlg T. C. Swenson,
Auctioneer. Clerk.
J. H. Marovlsh, Owner.
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Mr. niiC M:b. Chid Sliollv of Fair
bury aro visiting at tho homo of Dr. t ,
and Mrs. H. C. Brock this' we6k. Mr. ,.,.,'
Sllo.lloy la editor of the Falrbury Ncwh , ,
and Mrs. Shelley will lm miiembcrort
by many North Platto people us Miss
Lulu Qroff who visited the Brock fam
ily a number of times.. 1
Mr. and Mrs, Obit were delightfully
surprised lust ovenlng when a num
ber of neighbors and friends gathered
at their home. Cards we're played dur
ing tlie evci.iiif; after which dainty re
f i ."hmoiRs '. mo served.
PURE BRED PUBLIC SALE
At North Platte, Nobr.', Fcbr.. 24.
livery barn. This is our an-
of Duroc Jersey Bred sows,
and we are also soiling 11 Head of
Shorthorns consisting of 9 young
bulls bud 2 young heifers of roal mer
it. This Is all young, good stilil, with
biit o'f breeding, and quality. The
lired sows aro tried sows, fall and
spiting gilts, bred for March and
April Utters. If you. ncd a brood bow
or u herd bull, don't forget to attond
tlilfi sale, as this Is all goodjjeod stock.
Write for cataloguo to owner, Frank
St rolberg, .North Platte, Nebraska.
AT THE SUN
Thursday and Friday
NOT A WAR PICTURE
LACK OF RKSKUVK FOHIJK CAl'SU
OF MOST FAILURES IN T1IK
DAILY AFFAIRS OF LIFE
Tofcel weary without having .earn
od it by hard work throws tho mind
Into disorder and confusion.
A hundred peoplo describing their
weary condition would each toll It dif
ferently. Ono can't think, anothor Is
drowsy, tho noxt fcols weak," others
nro lrrltablo, moody, doprossod, ap-
prenojiBlve, as tho caso may bo. To
thin groat claBS of sufforors comos
Reolo, ono of tho grandest roconstrno
tlvo aponclos ovor dovlsod for definite
accomplishment. It intonslllca tho i '
tlvlty of tho vital processes, provol.
increased ilosh, stimulates tho in
duction of rod corpusclos, contrlbir
to tho dofonso of tho system ngali '
depiction nnd consoquont oxhaustl
ard In many othor ways aroiuos tl
functional processes to make you fc '
that something hn3 touched that on
lilckoring vital Bpark you though wu
about to go out. No amount of doscrlp
Hon can adequately convoy tho dlt
foronco botwoon tho fooling of lack
of nerve speed and tho rebound; tho
froedom, tho liberation from dopros
slons that cuubo bo many mon and
women to fall In their tracks, to go
to sloop at tho switch or Btand still
when tho order Is to go nhoad. If you
would really Hko to get acquainted
with your roal bo got a $1.00 box of
Heolo today. Ask arty of tho clorka at
Goo. Frator'o Drug Storo or Job. II,
Stono's Drug Storo.
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I. &en Turpin as Rodney St.Claii
and PhulUs Haver as a true wife in
Mack Sennebfcs r Married Life"
Big Combination Sale
Will be held on the Falrview Dairy Farm, two miles west of North
Platto, on
Wednesday, March 9th,
Commencing -it 1 o'clock sharp, we will sell tho following, property,
to-wlc:
26 Head ti Horses and Mules
Consisting of 12 mules from 3 to 4 years old, most of them broke; one
toam of black mares, .well matched, coming 7 years old, weight
Ii7Q0: ono team of mares, coming S years old; one team mares,
black and bay, weight 2300; six head of horses ranging from 5 to
10'ycar's pld; two, polts coming 2 years old. ' i
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29 Head of Cattle
Consisting of 12 good milk cows, somo fresh and the others will be
fresh soon. 4 heifers will bo fresh by the first of April, 3 steers, 4
calves and tho rest are stock cattle. ,
5 HEAD OF HOGS
Farm Machinery, Etc.
t wagons, truck, 2 listers, 5 cultivators, 0 hay mowers, 2 discs, two
row, harrow, 2 hay rakes, 3 plows, buggy, hayrack, baling rack, 3
sweeps, 2 stackers, now beet puller, 3 grindstones, 7-foot Deering
binder,, 14-foot runner drill, feed grinder and Ford attachment,
200 rods of hog wire, 7 sets of harness, saddlo,.Ford car, Oakland
Six car.
HOUSEHOLD GOODS Piano, couch, bookcase, 2 heating stoves, table,
rofrigorator, oil stove, 2 cupboards, bed, cream sepnrator. 3 In
cubators. Other things too numerous to mention.
TERMS OF SALE All sums of $20 and under cash, on sums over $20,
C months tlmo will be given on bankable paper bearing 10 por cent
interest from date of sale. FREE LUNCH AT NOON
COL. H. 31. JOHANSEN, Auctioneer.
F. C. PIELSTICKER, Clerk.
MACK SENNETT'S
Five Reels ol
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fIRTHFUL
ASTER-PIECE
ATRIMONIAL
'IX-UPS
MARRIED LIFE
OF
Also Clyde Cook in "Dop't Tickle"
W. T. JUDY & SONS.
1st Pure Bred Stock Sale of 1921
KEARNEY, NEBR.
March 8 and 9.
At our sale barn and pavilion just outside of east city limits, near
Burlington Tracks, consisting of
PERCHERON, BELGIAN, FRENCH DRAFT AND
SHIRE STALLIONS
10 Perchoron French Dratt and ClydesdaloMaros. 10 head Grade Horses
70 DUROC JERSEY AND POLAND CHINA
SOWS AND GILTS
Irred to Our Excellent Herd Boars; Somo Cholco Sjows and Gilts
Among Those. A Good Lot of
25 POLLED SHORT HORN BULLS
May Offer a Few Heifers.
Those heifers aro bred to our "Shavor Creek Lord Jr." Champion Iowa
Stato Fair 1915 and Stillwater Marshall, tho slro of tho $3,600 calf,
Snowball. A Good Useful Lot. Horses and Cnttlo Sell tho 8th.
Sows the 9 th.
This stock Is In oxcollent breeding condition and they should prove
profitable to tho purchasor. Do not fall to attend this sale. Como oarly
uo It Is a largo sale and wo should start sharp at 12:30. Free lunch at
early noon, so be Buro and get horo on time to bo with us. Como to tho
Salo and hear tho great Bpeech on tho prosont and future of tho horse.
SEND FOR CATALOGUE TO W. T. JUDY.
W. T. Judy & Sons.
HUGH McOUIRE and JOE SHAVER, Auctioneers.
