The North Platte semi-weekly tribune. (North Platte, Neb.) 1895-1922, September 17, 1920, Image 4

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Even though you have glasses, they may not NOW fit
your eyes, and this may be WCMSE than having no glasses at
all.
Wc will fest your eyes TREE OF CHARGE and if you need
new glasses, furnish them to you at a small cost compared
with the compared with COMFORT they will give you,
If you have never worn-glasses, come in and see if you
should not have them. Headaches and nervousness are
caused by eye strain.
CLINTON, The Jeweler.
THE SIGN OF TI1B Bid RING.
t' SHOl TALK.
Wo recently bought a ciuantity of
Toyko Bona ut a prlco which enables
us to offpr It In tho form of lottcr
hoads at a vory reasonable figure
considering tho quality. This Is a
strong, tough impor which talcos Ink
well nnd shows .Us truo quality when
tho lottor has boon written. Wo also
havo cnvolopos to matcli.
Our woddlng Invltatlona anil an
nouncements havo ploasod somd peo
ple for tho other day wo had an ordor
from a woman who said sho had been
sent to ua. Wo sont another shipment
to a neighboring (own "Wednesday In
rosponso to a hurry call.
Tho ready prints on which wo run
tho Soml-Wcekly Trlbuno are deliver
ed to us twice a week from Omaha. For
ycara tho freight has been $1.90 on
each shipment. Slnco tho Increase In
rates tho freight Is $2.48. This makes
just, $50 a year more wo havo to pay
on this ono Item nnd slnco tho price
of The Trlbuno Is Two dollar j we
have to absorb this advance. And
then people wonder why wo nsk them
to pay tholr subscriptions !n advance.
Last wcok ono of our dollvory boys
quit us without giving ua notlco and
It wn b Saturday morning before his
plnco was filled and tho papers dis
tributed. Wo aro vory sorry when
such' thlnn happen and wo aro doing
our host to get tho papers Into tho
subscribers handB just ns soon nftor
they nro Issued as possible Wo ap
prooluto having pooplo call us up nnd
notifying us when tho paper Is not
delivered.
-: :o; :-
To whom are you going to sell yout
Hay and Grain? The Harrington Met.
Can'Jlo Co. will nffor. the highest
prices. - 54tl
ALL DELIGHT TO HONOR FOCH
Whole World Paid Homage to tho
Genius of tho Great French
Master of War.
Marshal Foch's homo In tho Avenue
do Saxo, Paris, has becomo one of tho
wonderful dwelling places of tho
world. Far moro than a dwelling
place, It Is now a museum of glory.
Tho rooms of that modest first floor
flat nro crowded with tho trophies
which all civilization has offered in
homngo to tho mnn who led tho allies
to victory. Such profusion of beautl
ful things nnd notable works of art
Is rare, nnd ndmldst It tho unassum
ing figure of tho marshal moves al
most grieved, as It seems, by tho pos
session of theso precious tributes,
which only his kindly courtesy Induced
him to accept.
They como from every pnrt of tho
world. Thnt large, solid silver stnt
uotto of n French general of the Nnpo
Iconic wars Is signed by Los Amlgos
do Frnncln a Francophile lenguo In.
Spain. Next to It Is an nlnbustcr fig
ure by a French master. Over the
hearth stands n grent gilt empire
clock Inscribed "To Marshal Foch,
from the grateful town of Cnssel,"
Gold caskets, Jeweled swords of
honor, antique nnd valuable minia
tures and Ivories, the splendid enam
eled collar of the Grand Cross of the
Unth, arc crowded together In the
glnss cabinets that line the walls.
Hero Is all tho rospbet, nil tho unthu
slnsm, all tho gratitude nnd Joy of
victory of n whole world, expressed
In tho finest and loveliest forms that
the Ingenuity of great nrtlsts, sculp
tors, goldsmiths, enn contrive. And
It Is proof and touchstone of tho merit
of tho mnn to whom they have Uccn
offered that ho lives In this Illustrious
treasury of glory without seeming to
ks conscious either of It or his fame.
G. Ward Price, In tho Continents
'.Cdltlon of the London Mall.
DEPOtttJINTHlJ
Bank are guar
anteed UNDtP
STATE U'-
WRITE YOUR OWN
RECOMMENDATION.
When you write a chock on this bank in
payment of a bill, you BlmultnneouBly offer a
rocommondatlou of your business sagacity
and good Judgomont to tho roclplont.
Bills paid by bunk chock stay' paid. Your
cnncollod, endorsed chock returned to you is
a receipt, Tho account ot tho transaction la
Inscribed on It nnd your chock stub to
whom, for what, when and how much money
was paid.
Carry your account with Ub and add tho
prestige of our nomo to your own.
The Platte Valley State Bank
NORTH PLATTE, NEB.
Frnnk Murray attended the Fair at
Lexington yostorday.
John A. McDonald loft Ttthrsdny for
a short visit In SIdnoy.
W. A. O'Donnol loft yesterday for
Denver whoro ho will transact busi
ness. To give uwny: Wo have twolvo
thousand empty film spools at tho
Knmorn Shop To GIvo Away. 71 72
Miss Botty Turpio loft this morning
for Fond-lu-lac, Wisconsin, Avhoro sho
will attend a girl's school.
Mrs. Conrad Dobus and children, of
Lincoln, enmo Thursday to spend a
ev days with friends and rolatlvcs.
Misses Cora Spusor, Jessie Baker
and Mario Stuart roturnod homo from
Denver Wednesday whoro thoy had
been visiting.
FISH HAS TWO UGLY WEAPONS
Giant Ray Said to Use Mouth Like a
Shark and Is Provided With
Dangerous Tall.
A so-called devilfish that Is com
mou on American coasts from SO de
grees north lntltudu to about the same
degrees south ot the line, Is the giant
ray. This llsh looks very like a skate,
but grows to an enormous kIko. It lies
on the sea bottom, covering squnro
yards of coral sand, and If attacked
may prove not only nasty, but most
dangerous. It Is said to use Its mouth
like n shark, but Its most unplenxunt
wenpon Is tho toothed spear In Its tall.
Fishermen say it Is able to diivo this
Jagged lanco through n nmii' thigh.
Such a wound Is extremely dangerous
nnd nluio3t Invariably proven fatal. In
tho southern nnrt of the Gulf of Mex
ico speclmons of tho glnnt ray have
been killed up to 18 feet across. Tho
ray has two horns, one on each side
of Its eyes, the latter being green,
hideous nnd cruel beyond expression.
A curious habit of this Hsu Is to break
water like n whale, falling with u
thunderous splash that Is heard for a
long distance.
I'OJl UK HAS Till; COUJtT
YOU KSOW.
Whan J. J. llnlllgan was vlilting re
cently In Wostem Iowa he wont fish
ing with Itev. F. M. Slison, a Mothodlat
proaoher. The preacher callod Mr.
IlalllgHii the Judge, becauso of his
court-like behavior. Wlen they got
homo from one trip Hev. SIssou wrote
tho following poem a copy of whloh
foil Into our hands without Mr. Hal
llgan's knowledge.
thi: (joiitr lv Tin: jiui
The Judgo, you ought to see him plan
IIo'b a sport of the fishing clan
While flailing It bogan to r.lln
Ho stay'd while we all plead in vain
For he wus the Court you know.
"Ono moro flahj" lip deigned to re
mark "Then we'll bo ready to embark
What do wo care for gumbo mud,
Or even tho ditch, with a thud;"
For ho was the Court you know.
Wo all groaned and inwardly prayed
For a fish as long as a apnde
Whllo ho threw out his lino once more
Wo scampered out for tho shore,
For ho was tho Court you know."
Soon there camo the coveted bass
Which ho landed out on the grass
Thon with a voice severely stern,
Ho cried, "this Court will now adjourn"
For ho was tho Court you know.""
Tho Judge, you ought to seo him go
The "Flyer" would seem so poking
slow
As through tho mud he wildly shoots
Whllo not a sign or signal toots
For ho was tho' Cour yo3 know5.""
Aeroplanes, Flying nfachines and slch
Woro nought, ns wo thoubht of the
ditch
On ho drovo without fear or care
As If In a raco at tho fair.
For ho was tho Court' you Enow1."
Cornors ho did not seem to know,
Jolllo! You should havo seen him go
Whllo wo woro filled with dire alarm
Hoping that wo would reach tho farm
For ho was tho Court yoti know."
Onward wo flow through mud and rain
Ab If to catch a wanted train
At last beforo our home ho stopped.
And from his car wo gladly flopped,
, For ho was tho Court yod knowT"
But after all you'll never find
A truor mnn In soul nnd mind (
Than 1b tho ono wo love so well
And of whoso pranks wo caro to toll.
For ho was tho Court you" know1,""
If in his court you chnnco to stand,
Only justlco ho'll to vou hand
For bo's a man all through and
thr6ugh
Trying to all, somo good to do.
For ho was tho Court you know.""
F. M. SISSO.V.
Porclvnl, Iowa.
August 27th, 1920.
After a fish nt Solbolds Lako.
" BUSEME
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Faithful, daily service: low rjtn
ning cost; infrequent repairs
That is the experience of thou
sands of users of Dodge Brothers
Business Car. in every state in
the Union.
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J. V. ROMIGH,
Corner Sixth and Locust St.
Reform Vs. Prevention.
A Los Angeles woman, who has de
voted much time and effort to an In
stitution that aids unfortunate girls,
referring to the difficulties she encoun
tered In gaining sympathy and support
for an enterprise that Is not spec
tnculnr. writes in the Los Angeles
Times :
"Isn't it queer that people always
tnko so much moro Interest Jn reform
ing '.than In preventing? Should the
time ever come when I need help, I
shall go oqt nnd rob a bank, or some
thing like that. Then I shall bo cared
for, nnd good, charitable people will
bring me flowers and things."
There Is much truth In this, tho
Times adds. Ve pet nnd coddle the
sinner, but wo fall to aid thoso who
are tempted.
Making Slate Pencils.
In Europe slute pencils are usually
made by hand, but In this country they
are turned out by mnchlncry. There Is
In Pennsylvania n quarry famous for
the fine quality of Its slate, which
yields many millions of pencils an
nually. The rough mntcrlnl is first
sawed Into suitable pieces and then
each piece Is cut to standard length,
R Inches.
Tho mnchlncry produces the pencils
In the form of cylindrical rods of that
length, which are pointed on emery
wheels by boys, who hnndlo them by
twos and threes with great dexterity
and rapidity. Finally they are put up
In pasteboard boxes of 10Q each.
Fixing the Distribution.
It was the custom In old Virginia
for neighbors on gala occasions to
send In trays of good things to each
other. On one occnslon my brother,
Waveiiy, the youngest of several
children. In the family, was sitting
nround playing when the servant
brought In a tray loaded with cake
and other delicacies. He had hoard
the expression "Children should be
seen, not hoard," so In n droll way ho
said t bis inothe'r. looking at the
children who wore chnttering merrily,
"Ho that talks the morest shall havo
the littlest, and he that talks tho
uur.est shnll have the morest." Ex
Southwest Nebraska District Fair
MAYWOOD, NEBRASKA.
September 27 to October 1st, inclusivs.
CARNIVAL. AEROPLANES. BANDS.
FAIR.
Attention Business Men!
Make a Date or Get Acquainted
With Elsie Smith.
P. S. She is Silent.
North Platte Typewriter Exchang
e
Too Much of a Strain.
Jud Tunkins snys bo's never yulng to
allow any summer boarder to remain
for cw Mum u uek, becauso It's too
much wrio ir&ni'new rctties to en
tertain the saint did crowd.
Good Sign.
One lood sign "Sufety ,Flrst!
Watch your step." Another "Value
First Wntch your shotw." Musiod
Shot" Hntiller.
ORGANIZED 1887.
Mutual Building and Loan
Association,
Of No.vh Platte, Nebraska.
RESOURCES JUNE 30, 1920. $1,329,175.33.
Installment Stock.
Tho installment stock of this association is issued in
shares of $200.00 each and may bo subscribed for at any
time upon the payment of 25 cents per share entry fee
and a monthly payment of $1.00. This stock earns divi
dends of eight per cent per annum, compounded semi-annually
and matures in 128 months- This maturity Is ef
fected by adding to the $128.00 paid by the investor, $72.00
to cover the earned dividends for that period.
$iu.uu per month so Invested will yield in
months $2000.00.
j-u.uu per montn so invested will yield in
nionuis $uuuu.uu.
T. C PATTERSON, BESSIE F. SALISBURY,
President.
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