NORTH "PLATTE SEMI-WEEKLY TRIBUNE.
DO ALL MY
HOUSEWORK
Before I took Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound
I could hardily stand, says
Mrs. Kwarcinski.
Chicago. 111.." 1 nnfrornrl voliU Ma.
placement and irregularities nnd I did
not Know what to do.
My mother advised
mc to take Lyditt E.
Pinkham's Vege
table Comnound and
use tho S a n a t i v o
wasn so i iook tier
advico and used
these remedies and
cured myself. Ifeel
fino and do all my
housework which I
could not do before,
as I could narrilv
etand up and I havo three healthy chil
dren. You can use this letter if you
wish, for your remedy ia certainly won
derful for sick, run down women."
Mrs. A. Kwarcinski, 3G27 W. Oakdah.
Ave., Chicago, 111.
For forty years Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has been making
women strong and well, relieving back
ache, nervousness, ulceration, and in
flammation, weakness, displacements,
irregularities and periodic pains. It has
also proved invaluable in preparing for
childbirth and the Change of Life.
Women who Buffer are invited to
write for free and helpful advico to
Lydix.E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (con
fidential), Lynn, Mass. It is freo and
clways helpful.
The Antiseptic Powder to Shike Into Your Sboei
And sprinkle In tho Foot
Bath. -It takes the sting
out or. b'orns, minions,
Blisters and Callouses
and elves rest nnd com
fort to hot, tired, smart
inc. swollen feet.
juoro than 1,500,000
pounds of Towdor for
tho l eet vrero used by
our Army and Navy
curing the war.
Alien's ioot-
nC'-"" thB .
takes tho friction from the shoe, fresh
ens tho feet and makes walking a de
light. t
Nothing relieves the pain of tight or
new shoes so quickly or thoroughly.
Try It to-day. Sold everywhere.
Women
Made Young
Bright eves, a clear olein and a body
full of youth and health may be
yours if you will keep your system
In order by regularly taking
Th world's standard remedy for kidney,
liver, blrdder end uric acid troubloa, the
ncmies of llio and looks. In use since
1696. AH druggists, tr-reo sires.
look for the name Gold Medal on ovary box
end accept no imitation
Thousands of Happy
Housewives in
Western Canada
are hulplnp their husbands to prosper
are triad they encouraged them to bo
where they could make a home of their
own Bave payinfr rent and reduce the
cost of living where they could reach
prosperity and independence by buying
on cimy terms
Fertile Land at $15 to
$30 an Acre
land similar to that which through
many years has yielded from SO to 45
buahela of wheat to the ncre. Hundreds
of farmers in Western .Canada have
raised crops in a single season worth
more than the whole cost of their land.
With such crops come prosperity. Inde
pendence, good homes, and all the com
forts and conveniences which make for
happy living.
Farm Gardens
Poultry Dairying:
are sources of Income second only to
train growing and stock raising. Good
climate, good neighbors, churches,
schools, rural telephone, etc., give you
the opportunities of a new land with
the conveniences of old settled districts.
For Illustrated literature, mapa. descrip
tion of farm opportunities In Manitoba,
Saskatchewan, and Alberta, reduced
railway rates, etc., write Department
of Immigration. Otto Can., or
W. V. BENNETT
Boom 4, Bee Bldg.. Omaha, Neb,
Pwn7tln nnvrnmnt Aent.
HOT WEATHER
Hits the Stomach Hardest
Chicago, m. Hot weather upsets
tho strongest stomnch nnd causes serl
'ous trouble for the weak ones, so word
is now going out to thousands of
eatonlc users thnt they should, dur
ing this hot weather, be on the safe
side and take one eatonlc tablet
about half an hour before meals, as
well as after eating. Do this nnd
keep the excess nclds nnd poisonous
gases from forming In stomnch and
bowels. Eatonlc acts quickly; It will
help the appetite nnd take away tho
hot-weather, feverish, thirsty feeling
from mouth and stomach, because It
takes up the excess nclds, poisons and
cases and' carries them out of the
body nnd, of course, when the cause
of tho trouble Is removed, there can
bo no bad feeling. Eatonlc Is like
n bit of candy, and Is recommended to
nil ns n snfe, sure remedy these hot
days for stomach and bodllyetroubles,
caused from overeating and drinking
cold things. Adv.
r bfk. Or. CM. Drry
Michigan Auw CMcaiv.
drsa-rlat
W. N. U., OMAHA, NO. 31-1920.
I Nl L IU
DDTJ EVENING
M TAIE
0 Mary Grahany
n as h
MR. DOWNY WOODPECKER.
"Gossip," said Mr. Downy Wood
pecker, "Is wrong. Yes, Mrs. Downy,
It Is wrong. More
tlinn thnt, It Is
unfair, JJore thtiu
(lint, It Is uiitnnj
More tliiin that. It
Is unkind."
"Gracious," said
Mrs. Downy, "It Is
n great deal to ho
nmn; than nil
those things
you've mentioned.
nut,"
Willi
sinllo
bonk,
blltlltl
menu,
rlie snhl,
n sweet
upon hur
"I under
wlmt you
Our family
lias been gossiped
about. Alas I
how often I've
Offering Them.
heard people say tlmt we're like our
cousins, the Sapsuckcrs, because we
boro Into the tree, so folks think, for
Bap. If they'd only come nnd look at
our tongues they'd see how wrong this
Is. They'd see thnt our binned
tongues would never do for that.
"IJtit do you suppose they bother?
Not a bit of It. They cling lo the old,
old story. And they don't enro about
being set right. Why, it's n surprise to
me thnt folks Uon't come around anil
say. 'Hey. there, Mrs. Downy, let's
have a look nt your tongue to see If
.all tills talk Is gossip or not.'
"That Is whnt I should think they
would say, so they would make sure
whether their stories were true or not.
"I've known so ninny people and
creatures who have repented what
they've heard without bothering to find
out In the llrst place whether It was
true or not.
"That's such n mistake.
"So much trouble can be caused that
way.
"Hut I must, tell you Itow muchI
think of the lady who lives In thnt
white house yonder. She doesn't gos
sip. She doesn't complain., Iiut she
does sny how nice things are.
"Yon know there are some "people
who like to pay how nice things nre,
and others who really hate to admit
that everything Is all right. They
would rather complain nnd wish they
had something else or thnt things were
different.
"Thnt I cannot understnnd.
"Now the lndy In the white house Is
getting ready for some visitors. She
Is picking flower.1? so as to innko their
rooms look bright nnd nay. for she says
they come, from the city, where there
are no (lowers, or rather I shorld say.
gardens with flowers.
"And I've heard her say, 'Look nt the
little woodpeckers, having such n good
time.' She has put out bread crumbs
and suet and n little pan of watr nnd
Is offering them to nny bird visitors
who mny come to call on her.
"But, oh. I do wish folks would see
that our tongues nre different from the
way they must think them to he In
order to tell the gossipy story which
some of them do tell."
"To be sure we don't stick out our
tongues rudely, but we would show by
tho wny we bore Into trees which hnvo
live wood for the delicious milky
drinks to bo found In; or In dead
wood for little uoilcloiis bugs, thnt we
aren't hnrmful sapsuckers. They'd see
If only they'd look."
"Ah, yes," said Mr. Downy, "Just ns
I sny, gossip Is wrong." He wns
perched on the
side of n tree,
mnklng n great
deal of racket,
and Mrs. Downy
was on the other
side of the ree.
He wore a hand
ffoMie suit, so Mrs.
Downy thought,
of black nnd
white, with n very
dnshlng red patch
of feathers at the
back of his head.
Mrs. D o w n y ' s
dress was much
the same In color,
but she didn't
wenr the red
feathers, becnuse
Bhe wanted her
Beating Their
Drums.
Downy mate to be the more stylish of
the two.
"I love people," said Mr. Downy. "I
like u sociable life. I enjoy making
n noise, drumming for food, and drum
ming for love," ho notled softly. Mrs.
Downy put her head on one side, shy
ly. "We're not like the quarrelsome
sparrows," said Mrs. Downy. . "Let's
sing n song nnd give n band concert or
n drum concert to tell folks we like
company."
So Mr. and Mrs. Downy began beat
ing their drums on the bark of the
tree and tunny of their' family Joined
them. Mr. Downy led tho band, sing
ing gaily:
I heat a drum, and bo do wo all,
My drum Is the bark of a tree.
And If you come around some day
I'll rub-a-dub-dub for thee.
Why Snakes Were Made.
Little Nettle Mammn, I know why
God made snakes.
Mamma Why, dear?
Little Nettie When be got through
making the world it was full of holes,
so he made the snakes to 1111 up tho
hnlcH.
TUX e.4.' " lt Ml. i-J L.
V
lmLJ
TREASURES OF BUDDHIST ART
Marvelous Collection Presirved for
Centuries In the Temple of
DalgoJI In Japan. ,
rnlgoJI, the bend "'tuple of the Onn
school of, the Shlnjron sect of Bud
dhlsin In Japan, situated not fnr from
Kyoto, In the UJI olstrlct, suggests by
Its name Is relation to Emperor
Dnlgo, who reigned from 803 to KW.
Its name originated from we fac that
Its founder, Abbot Shoho, came to this
village and exclaimed after he drank
from an old fanner's spring: "Tho
water was as good as dalgol" It Is a
Buddhist word meaning an unctuous
rich liquor. The posthumous title of
the emperor must have originated
from bis devotion to tho temple nnd
Its founder, as well as from his burial
In the temple grounds.
Bare specimens of Buddhist nrt and
literature, carefully preserved as the
temple treasures of DalgoJI, and ex
hibited recently nt Toklo, through the
efforts of Dr. Katsum! Korolta of
the editorial staff of blstorlographleal
materials In Toklo imperial university,
bring the story of the temple down
to .'t(X) years ago. Among the pecu
liar paintings In the temple nre the
'llower viewing screens," .pictures of
horse training and n collection of fan
paintings said to be tire treasures. .
In the literary collection there Is
an Illustrated copy of the third roll
of "Scripture of Cause and Effect of
the I'ast and the Present." It wis
made nearly 1,200 years ago, but the
colors in the picture nre as fresh ns
the present day pigments. This scroll
Is considered the oldest thing extant
In Japan of colored nrt on paper.
TREES. GIVE MILKLIKE JUICE
Tropica Provide Pretty Fair Substi
tute for the Animal Product In
Use In Nortlurn Climes,
" In British Gulnnn and the West
Indies, particularly on the banks of
the Blver Demenira, there grows a
tree known to the natives as the hyn
hyn, which yields from Its bark ami
pith a Juice slightly richer and
thicker thnn cow's milk. The tree Is
about forty feet high and eighteen
Inches In circumference when full
grown, mid the nnyves use Its Juice
ns wo use milk. It being perfectly
harmless nnd mixing well with water.
The Cingalese have ii tree they
call It klrlaghumn which yields n
tin Id in all respects like milk; while
In. the forests of I'nra grows a tree
called the mnssenodendron, which
gives a mllkllke Juice. It can bo kept
for an indefinite time nnd shows no
tendency to become sour.
On the other hand, certain trees In
the valleys of Aragua and In Cnuagua
yield a similar fluid, which, when ex
posed to the nlr, begins to form Into
a kind of chese, which very soon
becomes sour.
In the Canary Islands there Is n
tree called tabaya dolce, of which the
milk, thickened Into u jelly, Is con
sidered n delicacy.
Unpleasant Dreams.
A London chemist, dreiimlng thnt
he had swallowed poison by mistake,
rose from the chair In which he had
fallen asleqp and, so vivid had the
dream been, he went to the shop and
took an antidote. But this, In the
absence of real poison, began to poi
son him, and before he realized the
inlstnke the error was beyond repair.
In another case a mnn, after a heat
ed argument vlth n visiting friend,
dreamed' thnt his guest was In his
room molesting lilm. He actually
"felt" rough hands on his body,
Jumped out of bed, and ran to bis
friend's room. There he attacked his
Innocent "assnllant" so violently that
the latter was confined to bed for sev
eral weeks.
Bachelor to the Rescue.
In a street car the other day I sat
olieetly behind a woman who was try
ing desperately to untie il face veil.
1 wns fiifcclnr.ted by her persistant but
fruitless attempts to untie the veil
who one hand while with the other
sl.e clutched her nos glasses, which
were helplessly entangled in It. I was
Just wondering why somo woman pas
senger did not offer assistance, when
she turned to me and said: "Pardon
me, but would you be kind enough to
see if you can unfasten this veil."
After frantic efforts, amid the sup
pressed merriment of the passengers
I came out victor. But I was a much
embnrrassed bnchelor. Exchange.
Ostrich Plumes.
Ostrich plumes are not actually
plucked, by the wny. They are cut
pruned with no damage or pain to the
bird. When the feathers nre "ripe"
the ostriches nre driven Into a V
shaped enclosure. Their heads are
covered with a hood like a stocking,
which renders them trnt'table. The
wings nre spread by the man doing
the "plucking" nnd tho feathers are
clipped off fairly close to the llesh.
This does not hurt tho bird In the
least and within sixty days the dead
quill ends drop out of their own ac
cord. The tall feathers are also
clipped.
Kept Fish Alive.
During the recent storm several au
tomobiles got Into such deep water at
Pennsylvania and Twenty-second
streets that. they had to atop until the
Hood abated, One member of a fish
ing party climbed out on the rminlnjr
bonrd of his car and carefully tied a
net of live fish to n spoke nnd calmly
dropped . It Into the water. Indian
unollH News.
iUXfflNQ3
CONSERVE WINDFALL APPLES
Culls and Imperfect Fruit Can Ba
Canned for Home Consumption
During Entire Year.
Apples that fall off the tree or are
Imperfect may not keep well nor llnd
a ready sale, but they can be used
satisfactorily to make apple products.
These products uiv available for homo
consumption throughout the entire
yo.ir. which Is an advantage worthy
of the consideration of apple growers.
The following recipes recommended
by the United .Slnles department of
agriculture will utilise the windfalls
and culls. Do not can any decayed
part nor allow apples to become over
ripe before canning.
Wash the apples, which, must be
reasonably linn. Ucnlove core nnd
blemishes (pare. If desirable when for
Immediate use). Place whole apples
In blanching tray or blanching cloth
and blanch In boiling wnter' for two
minutes, Bemove nnd plunge quickly
Into cold water. Pack In large, empty
glass Jars or gallon tin cans. Pour over
the product n hot, thin sirup of about
IS di grees density. This Is made In the
proportion of 24 pounds of sugar to
OU quarts of water. i'lnce rubber
and top In position. Seal partially,
not tight. If using tin cans, cap and
tip completely. Process half-gallon or
gallon containers 120 minutes In boil
ing water In homemade or hot-water
bath outfit; 15 minutes In water-seal;
10 minutes In steam-pressure outfit,
with 5 pounds of steam pressure. Re
move Jars, tighten covers, Invert to
cool, nnd test Joints. Wrap In paper
and store. The time of heating will
have to be varied according to ripe
ness and condition of the fruit. Use
Just enough time to sterilize perfectly,
nnd yet not enough to change the col
or or reduce the pulp to sauce.
Firm and tart apples may be cored
and peeled first, then canned by the
above recipe. Apples canned whole
may be used for tho following pur
poses :
A brenkfnst dish, with cream and
stignr added; baked, like fresh apples;
apple salad; a relish with roast pork
the apples may be fried In the pork
fat; apple dumplings, deep apple pie,
m rl win !
Packing Apples in Yakima Valley.
and other desserts In which whole
apples are desirable. The sirup of
conned whole apples can be used for
pudding sauces or fruit drinks.
SIZING HOPPER FOR FRUITS
Saves Much Hand Labor and increases
Value of Product Plan for
Building One.
A simple sizing hopper for small
fruits and berries saves a world of
bund labor and raises the market
value of the fruit. A frame, built like
nn ordinary screen with bnck and
sides of eight-Inch board, should be
I three feet wide nt the large end and
taper to 18 Inches. .Make the slatted
bottom of any sultnble material. The
width of the slatR apart depends upon
the size of the product to be sorted.
The Joggle cam must be of hardwood.
As the crank Is turned the slatted sec
tion vibrates up and down separating
the fruit Into largo and small sizes
which run Into different bnrrels.
GOOD COLD STORAGE HOUSES
Should Be So Constructed as to Main
tain Practically Uniform Tem
perature for Apples.
Cold storage houses should be so
constructed and equipped as to main
tain a practically uniform tempera
ture of from HI degrees to 32 degrees
F. for the successful storage of apples.
Thero should be sufficient spaces to
permit a free-air circulation and to
render en eh lot readily accessible to
Inspection and withdrawal. Contain
ers should be clean and strongly built.
DAMAGE BY CURRANT APHIS
Louse Sucks Sap and Curls Lea.ves
Can Be Controlled by Spraying
With Oil Emulsion.
The currant aphis, a form of plnnt
louse, sucks tho sap nnd curls tho
lenves. It Is easily controlled by sprny
Ing with an oil emulsion spray or n
nicotine solution. The Inject Is found
clustered on the lower surface pf the
lenves.
Perfect Health is
If the Blood is Kept Pure
Almost Every Humrtn Ailment
Is Directly Traceable to Im
purities in the Blood.
You should pay particular heed
to nny indication that your blood
supply is becoming aluggish, or
thnt there is a lessening in its
etrong nnd vital force.
By keeping your blood purified,
your system more easily wards off
disease that Is ever present, wag
ing to attack whe'evo- Ihcro ia nn
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"Can't Cut Off My Leg"!
Says Railroad Engineer'
'I am a rntlroad onclnoer: about 20 years
ngo my lei; was sorlouBry Injured In an
accident, out west, upon my remains to
allow tho doctor to amputate It 1 wan
tolil it would do impoMime to nrni trie
wound. I havo tried all kinds of Milves
nnd had many doctors In tho past
years, but to no nvnll. Finally I resolved
to 1180 I'lSTlSHKUN'S OIKTJIUKT on my
leu. You cannot ImaKlno my astonish
ment when I found It was dolnp what
over 100 thlnes had failed to do. My leg
is now completely cured." ous naurt, iw
Myrtle avenue, urooitiyn, jn. v. ureur
for nil. PTemt old nren nnd nil f'dn
dlscnecs. 60 cents. Mall orders filled.
Mm ..in Oln'rr-int Po rr . nulTnln. N. Y-
Cold Water Has Odd Use.
For yonrs slouin litis lioon used for
tliinvliiK tliu frozen boII of niliiliii;
claims In AIiihUii, In Mlto of (lllllciiltloa
Now It liast lii'i'ii dlKcovt'tcd thnt cold
surf nee will or. which of coiirsu la
wiinuiM- Hum tho Ki'Oiinil, Ih n much
hotter ihnwIiiK medium thnn cither
.steiiiu or hot wnter, Mutes Pnpuhir Me
cliiinlcs Mitwizlne. Tills neeinlnf; pur
iidox Is expliilned by the fuct thnt the
siiiienihiinihint hent milts of steiun rlh'e
rtuililly iiroiiinl the pipe, untl nre wnnt
ed, hiht tho few licit units cnrrled
by the cold water remain in tho ground
and do their work slowly but ther
(Highly. In one test in tno JJoiiie dis
trict, u IMnch pipe wns Inserted In n
(Much drilled hole, nnd fed with 20
gallons of water a minute nt n Icin
(leraturo of 5-2 degrees 1, tho ground
being nt 'iS degrees. In !i0 hours an
8-foot cylindrical thaw had been made.
Recognizing Her Likeness.
Lucy was gazing through tho win
dow of the local photographer, her
eyes glued on u certain picture. It
was the nnntiiil procession' of school
children through tile village.
"Mary!" she shrieked excitedly to
her friend. "Come 'ere I"
"What's tho matter, Lucy?" asked
(he other.
"You see the photo of Annie Smith
on the third row there?"
"Yes," replied Mary.
"An' you hoo tho pnlr o hoots be
hind Annie?"
"Yes."
"Well, thnt's me." Los Angeles
Times.
Good Judgment
leads thousands of
housewives to serve f
GfapesNuts
in place of foods that require
hours of drudgery in a hot
kitchen. JVeeds No Sugar
Comes ready to eat from the
package.
"There's a Reason 'for GrapeNuts
Yours
opening. , few bottles of S. S. S.
tho great vcgctnblo blood mcdicino,
will rovitnlizo your blood nnd glva
you new strength nnd a healthy,
vigorous vitality. Everyono needs
it just now to keep tho system in
perfect condition. Go to your drupr
storo and get n bottle to-dny, nnd
If you need any medical advico, you
can obtain it without cn3t by writ
ing to Medical Director, Swift Spe
cific Coj. 112 Swift Laboratory, At
lanta, Gn.
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lAltom BOMCiU), UO 1)0 Kalu Avo.. Brooklyn. N. Y.
GAVE HIM UP IN DISGUST
Colored American Put Algerian to tho
Supreme Test juid Then Dellv
I ered Stern Verdict.
Tho total lack of comprehension be
tween the American negro and his
Algerian brother will go down In his
tory as one of the outstanding feature!
of the war.
There was. for Instance, the ence of
the dusky stevedore nt Ilrest and nno
of the colored French troops on duty
there, Long and laboriously the Yaillc
tried to establish some means of lin
guistic communication, but thoro vn
no response.
Then n brilliant thought struck tho
boy from Oorgla. llo produced u
pair of Ivory cubes and rolled llieni
enticingly under tho Aigerlnn's nose.
Intelligence still registered zero.
"Mnn," Mild Sam In disgust. "You
nln't no eullud piisson. You ain't even
no liumnn. You Is Just a corpse."
The American Legion Weekly.
Balled Up the Barber.
Judge Hlank Is fond of relntlng how
he put one ov- on the barber who
wlsluul to make a sale. Tlie man
l.iid just shnved him, and wanted to
sell him u lotion to use on his fncu
when he shnved himself.
"Is that what you use on your cus
tomers?" asked tho Judge.
"No," replied the barber, "It's so
expensive I cannot afford it."
"If you tnn't afl'nrd It when you get
20 cents for shavinr. a mnn," returned
the Juffgc, "how do you expect mo to
afford It when 1 shnve myself fop
nothing?"
Tlie bnrher was nonplussed nnd
gnvo up trying to inako tho snlo.
Huston Transcript.
A man always imagines that ho
wants his earth until ho gets sick.