X CHECKED UP By ALVAH J. GARTH (Copyright. 1920. WnMtrn Nwpiipr Union.) "Why, thl won't do at nil I" ujnni latoil Itlrnni Sinlih. pursing up his lips and furrowing hi brow In a stern, complaining way as Ik- read 11 business curd In the corner of l!i envelope of n letter In' hud Just received. "Whul In the trouble. IIirum?" In quired his better half. "Look nnd see. 'Smylhc 'Co., Brokers.' That's false colors Nonniin to be nailing under. IMitln 'Smith' Isn't good enough for lilm. It scenm, so lie lint to preHd-engle un der another mime." , "Well," rejoined Mm. Smith plneid ly, "Smith In. In fact, n plnln. common name, Hiid maybe Hit city wny Is to change It." "Change Itl" cried Illmm. Ilro In bis eye. "Snyl If nil the Smiths loft tlio world tomorrow It would feci the Inck of them I I won't have HiIh, nnd I'm going to give Nonniin n good, sound plcco of my mind. Why," ns he opened the envelope. "Its Isn't from Normnn nt till, nnd Illrnnl proceeded to rend the Inelosuro. "Humph I" he observed dimity. nnd enlblp looking young lady In charge. "I like your looks," lie announced bluntly, "nnd your eyes tll me you nre m girl In the habit of speaking the troth. Now, then, tell me nil nbnut It." The rerltnl that followed, serious nnd Miixloifs. sobered Uncle lllrnin not n little. It npponred (hut some bud advisers hud Induced Nortnnn to make "n splurge." That of the nntn was n part of It. plunging outside of ethi cal securities was a second. "If Mr. Smith had wily kept ott steadily with aafo securities he would not have had any trouble." declared the young lady. "Hp was Influenced, however, by n sot of rorkles onectilii tors, nnd hits lost nearly nil hla cap Ittil. He I proud, and wanted to mnko money too fast. He has been h good friend to me, Mr. Smith, glv Inn me employment when I was out of work, or the prospect of It, mid I like htm and something more than Hint," nnd the speaker Hushed. "And he likes ynuiuid something more than tliut, la that It?" Inslnuiilod TUrnm bluntly. "I hope so," assented Miss Ilrown frnnhly. "At nil events, I wish to help ! him nnd save him, with your nswlst- unce, of course." "You put It Htrnlxhtforwiird nnd j businesslike," said Illrmn, anil I'll I think It over," which he did. Then I he roatimcd: "Now, then, Miss Ilrown, I've decided what I will do. First thing, we'll go over the books and STEGEMANN GROCERY THE QUALITY STORE Carries a Full Line of IIi;h Grade Groceries, Fruits and Vegetables in Season Our Motto is "Quality (Jowls mul Good Service at Reasonable Price.." Cull in and tell us if you want Quality Good?, cheap good we do not handle. s Phone 212 R. G. STEGEMANN 8K1 N. Locuat ltoton"siarf!.n. This letter l's from ! ;'' ' !' """!"!" Norman's stenographer, a Miss Ava Ilrown, nnd It Hnya that Norman Iv In trouble, Is away from the city for a day or two, and, because she Is Inter ested In lilm and the business, she asks mo to come on at once nnd lmvo n consultation with her. Tell you, I'm worried nnd disappointed I I kiivo Norman 510,000 to mnko his way In tho world, and horo'H a break." It was no mystery nt all, Uncle III ram found, when ho entered the office of Smythe & Co. two mninlncs later,. ITo looked savage as ho noted that name blazoned in gilt on the pinto glnss windows, but lie (piloted down ns lie Introduced himself to the pretty silly fads like using the Smythe name, Then Norman has not to cut out his expensive clubs, nnd two-hour lunch eons, nnd training with u set of young fellows who play with bank uceounts and don't cure whose they nre. We'll tnke Hint name off those windows nnd make It 'Smith & Co.,' ns it ought to he, right nway." Hiram actually enjoyed the next two days. Miss Drown was a girl to like nloro nnd more tho better one became acquainted with her. The loyalty, truthfulness, nnd honest business sense sho displayed completely won Hiram over. It Was tho third morning after his arrival that his nephew entered NORTH PLATTE REALTY AUCTION COMPANY AT NORTH PLATTE, NEB. Office over the Union State Dunk We solicit your Iteul Estate AUCTION SALES no no matter whore is it located. To give tho best of service is our aim. Watch our results. Our experience and ac quaintance is wido and wo appreciate your sales of any kind'. Call on us and let us explain our methods and terms to you. E. A. OLSON, Manager. North Platte, Neb. the ofllce. I i find lots of encouragement ami help, "Who changed those signs on the i windows?" ho begnn stonnlly. When Avn silenced lilm with tho prompt warning reply: 1 "Your uncje, who Is In tho, next room." , Norman Smith became meek ns n ; lamb as he confronted the latter, who was stern nnd dlgnlfled ns he snld: i "Sit down, I want to linve n tnlk with you. No, don't close tllo door. Miss Drown Is n hotter business genius than you nre, nnd has my confidence. Now. then" "You talk wisdom, Uncle Hlrnin," he conceded, "nnd I'll he glud to turn over n new leaf." "All tlt'lit." spoke bis uncle. "You'll (POLITICAL ADVERTISING) . A Nebraskan led us in War A Nebraskan can lead us in Peace And Nebraska decides! JOHN J. PERSHING for PRESIDENT TEBRASKANS! Show your, colors! Let the world know where you stand. 1M Are you going to join with California in putting that state's favorite son across? Are you going to play "second fiddle" to New Hamp shire by helping that state make a New Hampshire man President? Or, are you going to join with other Nebraskans in giving your own Favorite Son the biggest majority a can didate ever received? New Hampshire has Wood; California has Johnson; NEBRASKA HAS PERSHING. If any other state had Pershing, would you expect it to give him less than its unanimous support? NEBRASKA MUST NOT BE FOUND WANTING. Pershing would not accept the nomination from pro fessional politicians. He will accept it when it comes to him from the people of Nebraska. The nation has weighed the other candidates and it waits. Its eyes are on Nebraska. Let Nebraska nomi nate Pershing, and the rest of the United States will elect him by the biggest majority ever given a Presidential can didate. Do your part as a Nebraskan and an American! Go to the polls on April 30th and vote for Pershing of Nebraska for President NoUi ThU vrtliomtnt paid fpr by th subscrlptloni f Hetrm oltlitn. if you do. I'll be your hacker In a rensonnble wny, and Miss Hrown, who doesn't spell her name with an 'e' tagged onto It or nny such fol-de-rol, Is a snfe balance wheel. If you like her nnd something more than that," con cluded the old man, slyly, "tell her so." "I'll do that," acceded Nonniin will ingly, nnd ho went Into the next room. "Miss Ilrown Avn," he added, "my uncle chides me for my folly In chang ing my nan p. hut I don't think he will object If I nsk you to change yours," and, chuckling serenely, Uncle II I rum felicitated himself with the supreme belief thnt he had smoothed Out the wrinkles lu the lives of nil of them. MIRAGE IN NEVADA DESERT Traveler Relates How Two Coyotes Shared His Astonishment' at Strange Sight Witnessed. One morning In n Nevada desert 1 sat watching u moving inlrnge show Its scenes picture after picture. Oc caslonnlly one to right or left In front of or behind the preceding one. Some were retained In place much longer than other.?; they were brought closer and shown or reshown farther back. One scene wns of two, covered wag ons with three or four loose horses. They moved along two dim wheel trucks, round un nrroyo and ucroas two or three typical sand drifts. 1 attired at the scene In astonishment. They stopped as though to camp by tho mirage lake. A enmp Are ap peared. I rubbed my face; I was awalce. I saw objects moving about the wagon nnd the tire. Two coyotes came trotting along near me. They saw the enmp nnd after a few steps of looking with head to one side, they stopped In front of mi) to wtitch It. I rose up better to watch them. They had either not stien me or had forgotten my preenco In their eager concentration on tho camp scene. Another loose horse, as though left behind, came lagging up. The coyotes watched this moving horse; they were seeing what I was seeing. Smoke rose above the camp Ilro by the wagon, then tho picture melted and only the bare desert shim mered before us. Knos A. Mills, In Saturday vivjlng. Host. , Amusing Old Tales. Dr. riudd, the Uoslcruchm, told of tin Italian nobleinnn who lost a great part of his nose In a duel. A piece of flesh cut from the arm of a slave was implied, and the Itullan had again a seemingly natural nose. Tho slave, freed, went to Naples, where he died, and nt that Instant gangrene nppeared on tho Italian's nose. The part that belonged to the dead man's arm was cut op.' by Hio advice of physicians. Flesh was taken from his own arm nnd npplled. He rejoiced In his new nose until he, too, died. See Kdmond About's Ingeniously amusing romance. "The Nose of a Notary"; also Sir Kenclni Dlgby's "Discourse Concern ing Tower of Sympathy" (1(5150). An Agriculturist. Farmer What? You want a job on the farm? Why, I'll bet you can't oven tell a cow when you see one. Applicant Cows? I know nil about both kinds. Farmer llnth kinds? Whnt nre both kinds? Applicant American cows Hint live In tin cans nnd French cows that live in your bedroom. Tho Home Sector, Preachers' Sons. I know the ago-old Jibes concerning prom-hero' sons and deacons' dnugh- l tors, but have no great concern re specting them. (The writer Is onu of thorn.) It !" true that much, anil much too much Is expected of thorn. They are constantly in the eye of tho members of the congregation, and little allowiiucc In made for their shortcom ings. Trivial offenses are magnified, and they are rarely treay.nl with real jiiithe. Yet In a long life I have known ninny preacliaro' sons, and there have' ben very few "black atteep" among them. In nine ruses out Of toi they have proved to be high mlndad, houomble and resjMx ted cltl wns Melville . Stono- in Cottar's Wwkly. PUBLIC Having leased our farm laud and sold our pasture hind wo will offer tit public auction, to be held at the Cody Ilanch t and miles west of North I'latto. Neb., on Monday, April 5th, 1920 the following dflnertbwl prcM?rtv: 250 Three-Year-OIci ,cteers . This Is on extra good lot of cattle. Hig boned and will make tho buyer a bunch of money 450 TwoYear-01d Hereford Steers All white fat-os exceptional good srrudo of steers. 3 Registered Hereford Bulls 25 Head of Horses and Mules One span mares, six years old, wt. 2800; One span mares, six 'years VVl, wt.'2800; One spun mares six years old, wt. 2700; Ono span inaros, scvon years old, wt. 2700; Oilo span niares. llvo years old, wt. 2(300: Ono span mares, four years old, wt 2G00; Ono span horseH, seven years old, wt. 2500; One span horses, threo years old, wt. 2400; Two sadlci; horses Six muloaf II years old; one colt one year old. MACHINERY One corn shreddor; One alfalfa cutter; One ensllogo cutter; Ono McCormlck binder, Ono alfalfa seeder; Four mowers; Onii John Doero boot drill; Ono Canton beet drill: Four beet cultlwUors; One disc; Two Gang plows; Two spreaders; Two hay nikos; Ono riding; plow; , Ono grain drill; Two hay rakes; Ono potatoo planter; Ono corn plan tor; One four horso Fairbanks Morse Engine; Threo beet wagons: Ono Ifooslor drill; One cultivator; Ono fanning mill; One dipping vat; Ten sets of work harness; One tractor. Tho above machinery is in good, condition, most of which has been used only one season. Sale Coiiiiiicnccs tit 12 O'clock Sharp ing Free Luiicli at Il::iO. TI-3KMS OF SALE All sums under $20.00 Cash; sums over that amount G mouths tim'o will bo given on notes bearing 10 per cent Inter est. No property to he removed until terms oftsile are complied with Cody Land and Catte Co. I F. ITLLKK, III) KIMtH;. II. M .' JOIIAN'SKN, T ( IMKIiSTH'KKIt, Clerk Auctioneers. ACRES OF LAND AT PUBLIC AUCTION JR., SATURDAY, 10th, 1920, Ten O'Ciock (Jreuli'st I.-ind opportunltj out I'licoiered. OlTKIHNtJS: (Jet a line-up on the WKLI. nAI.AM IM) KANCII This 2010 acre ranch is locutod 1G miles north of Arthur, county seat of Arthur County, 21 miles southeast of Hyannls, county seat of Grant County, on the C 11. & Q. R. H. , 2 miles from Collins I. O., 1 milo to school. This Is a well balanced ranch, well improved, well located. Suli-IH vision of Above Hunch. Tract No. 1, 480 ncres well fenced and cross fenced nlco G room house, bit; barn all stanched, good out buildings, large grovo, 100 acres farm land balance grasB land Tract No. 2, 150 acres, 120 acres valley land cIojo to water, sub trrigated lako on land, is real alfalfa land, cuts 125 tons wet hay, 50, tons of alfalfa hay, no improvements. Tract No :t. 1080 acres, 200 acros valley, lxilanco good grazing land, cuts 50 tons of wet hay at present, 15 acres alfalfa sown hwt year. This is what we call grazing land. ANOTHER EXCELLENT BARGAIN This 4700 aero ranch is located 12 mllos north of Arthur. 17 mllos south of Hyannls, 5 miles from Collins V O. Ono of tho best ranches in Arthur County. Over $12,000 worth of Iniprovonionts, including 27 miles of :t and 4 wire fence, hedgo osts, 280 acros of alfalfa, 300 acren more to sow, plonty farm land This is sub-irrigntod land. sini-w vision of aiiovi: uanth Tract No. 4, 1307'acres. 350 acres valley land, 80 ucros real alfal fa, at loast 150 acres more alfalfa land Woll fenced, good sod houso, barn, cribs, outbuildings. Tract No. 5, l'J'JO acres, 500 valloy, 120 acre ro.il alfalfa, 150 ucros nioro alfalfa land, plenty farm land, nice largo house, cow barn 100x30, garage, tool houso, corrols ami other necessary Improvements. Tract No. , 1315 acres valley land, 80 acros flno alfalfa, 50 more to sow, good farm land, small improvements, can bo made n real home. livery Tract an Kxcellont Offering. lU-ail the Following. This 1120 aero ranch Is located 3 mllos south of Arthur, 1 miles to school, fair Iinprovoinonts, well fenced, fine location, plenty land for two good homos. Siih-OhMim of Above ltauch.. Tract No. 7, G40 ncros, 120 valley, 80 acres good alfalfa land, 40 acroa farm land, good sod house, barn, cribs, fenced nnd cross fonced, plonty liny. Tracts No. S, 480 ncrea. 100 acres valloy, 40 acres alfalfa land, GO acreB farm land, good frame houso, barn corncrib. well fonced, plonty liny. YOU MAY BUY A PART OR ENTIRE RANCH OR WHOLE DID TAKEN ROTH WAYS. Adams-Chilton-Goiid, OWNERS. TERMS-- Thla land will be sold on deeds and ooutraots, 10 per cent on day of sale, 20 per cent next sottlement which must be made within 90 days. Five and six per cent Interest for 2 to 10 years according to encumbrances- possession given at once. FIUSH trnjKWtation from Arthur to lands specified. Wo fully guar antor all lands fu advertised. ThU land ti the heart of the sub Irrigated m& alfalfa belt with Unty farming ana natural grata 8. W. ILQOATE, ArUiur. Neb., and W. C ClAKIB, Qrand Island, Auctioneer