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Stopped.
"Algy fell In love with a girl tit the
glove counter. He bought gloves ev
ery dny for n week. To discourage
his attentions, she became u mnnlcur
let." "Then ho got his nnlls mnnlcured
every tiny, I suppose."
"Just so. However, I don't think he
will follow her uny farther."
"Why not?"
"Then she got employment with a
dentist." London Tlt-Blts.
All men nre born free nnd equal
and some remain In the bachelor class
to the end.
TERRIFYING DISCOMFORTS
FROM SKIN DISEASES
Itching and Burning Eruptions
Torture Victims.
If your skin seems ablaze with
the fiery, burning and itching of
Eczema, real and lasting relief can
only come from treatment that
goes below the surface that
reaches down to the .very source
of the trouble. Skin-diseases come
from a disordered condition of the
blood, and search far and near,
you cannot find a blood remedy
that approaches S. S. S. for real
efficiency. S. S. S. has been on the
market for fifty years, during
which time it has been giving uni
form satisfaction for all disorders
for which it is recommended. If
you want prompt relief, you can
rely upon S. S. 5. For expert ad
vice as to the treatment of your
own individual case, write to-day
to Chief Medical Adviser, Swift
Specific Co., Dept. U Atlanta, Ga,
U. S. OUGHT TO LOOK AHEAD
Country Could Well Afford Hard.Sur.
faced System of 50,000 Miles
At; Economic Asset.
It Is possible to build a hard-surfaced
highway system of .10.000 miles
o located ns to terve directly 40 per
cent of nil the counties of the United
States and Indirectly 41 per cent of nil
the others. Kor an annual expendlturo
of $100.000.000 hardly $1 a person per
year this fundamental road system
could be completed In twelve and n
half years, and It would serve 87 per
cent of the total population of the Unl-
2 mi wmffl8m?imwv
.x Think what that means to you In
Rood nard dollars wan tne great de
mand for wheat at hinh Driccs. Many
fanners In Western Canada have oaid for their land
from a single crop. The same success may still be
yours, for you can buy on easy terms.
Farm Land at $ I 5 to $30 an&cro
located near thriving towns, cood markets, railways land of a
kind which grows 20 to 45 bushels of wheat to the acra.
Good grazing lands at low prices convenient to your grain farm en
able you to reap the profits from stock railing and dairying.
Learn the facts About Western Canada
low taxation (none on improvements), healthful climate, good
schools, churches, pleasant social relationships, a prosperous and
industrious people.
For illuitrated littratare, mj. description of farm epporranlUM In
Manitoba, Satkatchewan and Albrta. reduced railroad rate, etc., write
DeiiutzDcnt of Immigration, Ottawa, '" t. or
W. V. BENNETT, Room 4, Bee Building, OMAHA, NEB.
Canadian Government Agent.
DID NOT NEED INTRODUCTION I LEADS TO ODD RELATIONSHIP
First School Teacher Had Met Her
Chum's Friend Somewhat Earlier
' In the Day.
These two tenchers were chums.
They are still chums. The first jne
met the second one nnd was out of
humor about something. "Why, the
most terrible thing happened today.
A regular pill of n teacher visited me.
She didn't even tell mo that she en
joyed my work when the visit was
over Just put up her head and sailed
out of the room."
The second one essayed comfort and
Invited the first one home with her
to supper. "Then we'll go to It show
nnd forget all about that visitor," she
said.
The first one accompanied her home,
and there In the living .oom wns an
other visitor. The second one greeted
the out-of-town cousin and turned to
Introduce her to her friend when the
friend began with a sickly smile:
"Oh, you visited me this nfternoon."
Indlnnnpolls News.
Fast on Their Feet.
Hewitt Do you believe thnt college
training fits a boy for prnctlcnl life?
Jewett It sure does. I have known
a young fellow who mnde n record as a
(printer nt college to become one of
the most successful dodgers of credit
ors In the community.
Laugh a little less at your neigh
bor's troubles nnd a little more at
your own,
Hawaiian Custom of Adoption of Chil
dren Has Been the Cause of
Amusing Complications.
The very old custom of legal adop
tion in the Hawaiian Islands, which
originated when there were many
tribes often nt war with one another,
was Intended to bring peace among
them. The cause has long since dis
appeared, but the custom still persists.
When a child Is "spoken for" by some
relative or friend, the little baby, ns
soon as It can leave Its own mother,
will bo given to the foster mother, and
will be regarded as a sacred trust. A
Youth's Companion contributor tells of
one woman who was the mother of
eight children, seven of whom had
been adopted by friends. When she
wns asked why she gave them away,
she. replied sadly, "it Is n superstition,
1 know, but if they are 'asked for' nnd
I refuse I fear some harm might como
to them." The poor soul let them go
Just because she loved them so much!
The custom leads to very amusing
complications. One of the native
princesses now living hns given her
bnlty to her own mother. The little girl
Is legally adopted, and therefore has
become the grandmother's daughter.
Assured Knowledge.
"How Is It that woman knows so
much about bringing up children?"
"She never hnd any."
A soft answer hns no effect upon n
soft person.
Sleep Is Sweet
' so if coffee
plays tricks with
your nerves and
breaks your rest
try
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INSTANT
Ifus economical bever
age has a rich coffee
like flavor that truly
satisfies.
Made by
Postum Cereal Co. Battle Creek, Mich.
Sold by Grocers and General Stores.
Colds
Break
Get Instant relief with
'Tape's Cold Compound
Yes, Hose. l believer a man muxes a
mistake you may expect u tldul wuvo
of explanation.
As to Terms.
-Is Mint u dirigible?"
"No; It's Just a balloon nlrshlp."
Haltlmore American.
Don't stay stuffed-upl Quit blowing
nnd snuffling l A dose of "Pupe'a Cold
Compound" taken every two hours un
til three doses nre taken usually
breaks up n cold and ends all grlppo
misery.
The very first dose opens your
clogged-up nostrils nnd the air pass
ages of your head; stops nose running;
relieves the headache, dullness, fever
Ishncss, sneezing, soreness, stiffness.
'Tape's Cold Compound" is tho
quickest, surest relief known nnd costs
only a few cents nt drug stores. It
acts without assistance. Tastes nice.
Contains no quinine. Insist on Tape's I
Adv.
WORK DIDN'T SHOW FOR MUCH
Lecturer's Wife May Have Had
Idea Thnt Perhaps He Was
Wasting His Time.
the
An Apology.
Ut Excuse my cigar.
Hhc Oh, you may smoke,
shouldn't have given It to you.
ono of father's, you know,
lie Thnt's why I am apologizing.
or I
It Is
Marital Inconsistency.
"Married couples should yield to one
another's opinions to get along," said
the sober-faced man.
"I dunno," responded the other. "It
dldnt work In oirr case. I told my
wife I wasn't worthy of her nnd she
declared 1 was. For the sake of har
mony, I yielded my opinion and said
I was worthy of her, and she, not to
bo outdone In generosity, I suppose,
yielded .icr opinion nnd said I wasn't.
And so we parted. No, I guess what
you said isn't so, stranger."
Long Meteor Flight.
Numerous observations of the bril
liant meteor seen In tho early evening
of October 21, 1010, show that It had
the long horlzontnl tllght of 335 miles
from over u point "0 miles northeast
of York, Knglnnd, to HO miles south
west of St. Valery, Krnnce. It trav
eled at n speel of about 33 miles a
second nnd Its average nltltude was
7-1 miles. Its radiant point and speed
agree nearly with those computed by
Prof. A. S. llerschel for the meteors
from the comet of 1739. Scientific
American.
Hara-Surfaced Roads Facilitate Move
ment of Motortrucks Handling Traf.
fic Railroads Cannot Accommodate.
ted Stntes. Such Is the statement of
the United Stutes department of la
bor. "Tho growing needs of the country
demand thrt some such comprehen
sive highway system be constructed,'
days Itobert F. Black, Chicago mana
ger of a large motortruck concern.
"In the pnst there has been too great
u lack of foresight on the part of the
road builders. They have lacked vl
Blon to foresee the requirements ol
even five years ahead. A road built
today must bo built, not with the Idea
of present trntllc but that of ten years ,
In the future.
"The growing need of the day is foi
transportation. We have simply got tc
provide It. We cannot stop It and the
sentiment of the country will not tol
erate nny handicap of our transporta
tion system.
"With each year the railroads nre
becoming more nnd more inadequate
Motor transportation Is n growing eco
nomlcal necessity, n fact that Is being
recognized more nnd more each day at
motortrucks urc called upon to bandit
traffic thut the railroads cannot accom
modate. "Estimates prepared by engineering
authorities show thnt the Unltec
Stntes could nfford to spend $1,250,
000.000 on a hard-surfaced road systeir
of fiO.000 miles which would serve di
rectly and Indirectly 87 per cent ol
the population of the entire country
Not only would such n system be un
economic asset that would pay for
Itself many times over, but Its con
struction would provide work fot
many thousands of people for n num
ber of years, and In that respect alone
would have great business value to
the country In general.
"War increases business to replace
the great losses of destruction; but
the development of ti nation In times
of pence provides a more normal and
healthy market for labor and mate
rial that can be made n stabilizer of
business and Industrial conditions.
"A well planned national hlghwnj
system Is a necessity, nnd us soon ne
the nation can complete the plan con
ditions will force putting it into operation."
The steel and coal strikes were on;
the reds were busy In thousands of
American communities stirring up an
archy; the civilized world was literally
broiling with discontent ; the profiteers
were piling up their guilty millions un
restrained. And Fred Warren, former
editor of the Appenl to Itenson at Ol
rnrd, Knns., n socialist lecturer of na
tional renown, wns starting out from
home with his traveling bng In hand,
to till u speaking engagement.
"Where nre you going now?" In
quired Mrs. Wnrrcn.
"Out to save the world." ho replied.
"How long hnve you been engaged
In snvlng the world?" she asked re
trospectively. "About tlfteen years," was his an
swer. "And now look nt It I" she lamented.
Fort Scott Tribune.
His Class.
"Pa, what Is an ultimate consumer?'
"An ultimate consumer, my son, la
the man who consumes anything the
high prices, the wnr taxes and the
charitable contributions for starving
Europe leave enough to buy."
TAKE ASPIRIN ONLY
AS TOLD BY BAYER
"Bayer" Introduced Aspirin to
physicians over 18 years
ago.
the
To get quick relief follow cnrcfully
the safe and proper directions In each
unbroken puckago of "Bayer Tablets
of Aspirin." This pnekage Is plainly
stamped with tho safety "Bayer Cross,"
The "Bayer Cross" means the gen
uine, world-fnmous Aspirin prescribed
by physicians for over eighteen years.
"Buyer Tablets of Aspirin" can bo
taken safely for Colds, Headache,
Toothache, Earache, Neuralgia. Lum
bago, Rheumatism, Joint Pnlns. Neuri
tis, and In 1 n generally.
Handy tin boxes of 12 tnblets cost
but n few cents. Druggists nlso sell
larger "Bayer" packages. Aspirin Is
the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture
of Mononcetlcacldestcr of Salicylic
acid. Adv.
"Gee-Whiz! How
it Hurts The Pain
in My Foot!"
"Sometimes it is in my arm. Merciful
Heaven, how my back hurts in tho mom
ingl" It's nil
duo to an over'
abundance of
that poison
called uric acid.
Tho kidneys are
not ablo to get
rid of it. Such
conditions you
am readily over
come, nnd pro
long lifo by tak
ing tho advice of
Dr.Picrco.which
is "keep tho kid-
Hoy's in good
order." "Avoid too much meat, alcohol
or tea. Drink plenty of pure water,
preferably hot water, before meals, nnq
drivo tho uric acid out of tho system by
taking Anurio." This con bo obtained at
almost any drug store
Send a bottle of water to tno chemist
nt Dr. Pierco's Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo.
N. Y., nnd you will rcccivo free medical
advico as to whether tho kidnoys nro
affected. When your kidneys get slug
gish aud clog, you suffer from backache,
sick-headache, dizzy spells, or twinges
and pains of lumbago, rheumatism or
gout; or sleep ia disturbed two or three
times a night, tako heed, beforo top Into.
Get Anurio (nnti-uric-acid), for it will
put new lifo into your kidneys and your
cntiro system. Ask your nearest drug
gist for it or send Dr. Picrco ten ccata
for trial packago.
7 WATCH
THE BIG 4
Stomach-Kidneys-Heact-Liver
Keep tho vital organs healthy by
' regularly taking tho world's stand-
nrd remedy for kidney, liver,
bladder and uric acid trouble
Horrors of Entertaining.
Hostess Do have some more Jelly
nnd whipped cream, Mr. Lobhough,
Slangy Quest A little more .of the
suds, pleuse; I have plenty of tho
glue. Boston Transcript.
Correct Attire.
"Whnt kind of n costume Is
actress going to wear In that
tlon-plcture play?"
"Oh, I suppose n renl filmy gown."
tho
mo-
Sure Hair Grower.
Tho Bnld One Hnve you anything
that will grow hair? Tho Barber I
certainly have If ho lives my bnby.
Wealth in North Dakota.
According to United Stutes govern
ment statistics the agricultural prod
ucts of North Dakota have increased
about $278,000,000 since 1015, making
a per capita wealth In tho state of
S2.IMI0 at the close of 1018. The United
States census bureau estimates the
per capita wcnlth of the entire Union
nt Jfl.oriO, no that the average wealth
In North Dakota Is more than $1,000
creator than the nverage for the wholo
Union. Including horses, cnttle, hogs,
sheep nnd creamery products, the agri
cultural production of the stato at the
close of 1018 was valued at about
$638,000,000. The same production at
tho close of 1015 was valued at about
$2(50.000.000.
ML
The National Remedy of Holland for
centuries and endorsed by Quean Wllhel
tnlna. At nil druggists, threa sites.
Lk or Otm nuna Gold Mdl on rr boa
jul accaot no 'imitation
Before He Thouaht.
When I was going to high school my
money wns limited, but I managed to
tako my best girl to n play once or
twice n week. Ono evening ns wo
wero nbout' to start for the niovle. my
girl, not wanting to lenvo her mother
nlone, usked lur to go. Before I
thought I snld. "Surely, Mrs. , go
hvlth us; I've only got 20 cents, hut I
can borrow n dlmo uptown." Need
less to say, she declined the Invitation,
and I felt like tho 20 cents In my,
pocket Chicago Tribune. ,
On the Rlalto.
"Yes, 1 mny say I hnve Inherited tho
mantle of Booth." "It will go around
you at least four times."
EARTH ROAD IS SERVICEABLE
Meets Requirements Fairly Well When
Properly Crowned, Drained and
Maintained.
When properly crowned, drained, and
maintained with the split-log drag or
other similar device, the earth road, on
ull but n few exceptional soils or In
u few places Immediately urcund the
farm lotH and buildings, can bo uiiido
to answer the requirements fairly well.
ADVANTAGES OF GOOD ROADS
They Mark Degree of Civilization In
Community and Add to Value
of Farm Lands.
Good roads promise self respect In n
community. They make possible social
Intercourse. They bring the benefits
of churches and schools within the I
reach of all. They help to keep the
boys on the fnrm. They cheapen the
cost of trnnsrwtntlon of farm products
to tho murkily and thus luh) to the
farm i
GET some today!
You're going to
call Lucky Strikes
just right. Because
Lucky Strike ciga
rettes give you the
good, wholesome
flavor of toasted
Burley tobacco.
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