THE SEMI-WEEKLY TRIBUNE, NORTH PLATTE, NEBRASKA. Love Versus Wine By Sergeant Arthur Guy Empey Author of "Over the Top," "First Call' Eta o-o-o Mr. Empey's Experi ences During His Seven teen Months in theFirst Line Trenches of the British Army in France (Oopj-rlgM, I'M. by Th MrCIufO NswtpaMr Sndlc&la) The English LIoii wnH roaring, anil hf growls could he heard all along the 'western front. No ilnulit many a Oer Iman general was stirring uneasily In jhls large concrete Hbtll-proof dugout, 'kilos behind the German front line, an the evcr-lncreMlng thundering roar 'readied Ills ears. We hud n clnso-up view of his ma tfesiy, the king of huiiHtK, and to tin he IwnH a sorry-looking specimen. Patches iof Iddo were worn away, while In his Itall were two big knots. If those knots had liave hecn labeled It would liave hecn easy to rend "Neuve Chapelle" innrt "OalllrolI." The memory and IPUln of these two disasters no doubt (Increased the intensity of his thunder. The British bombardment of the German lines wng on, n bombnrdment which Insted over eight days and mights. It was the forerunner of the OMg Push, or "Battlo of the Sommc." Atwcll and I were sitting lu n dug out of the support trench. Atwell was great, big, lovable feJIow, and wns imy mate. We both had been detailed Ito the divisional Intelligence depart ment, nnd Were engaged Uj)0n "spy work." Atwcll, nlthough of a naturally ichocry disposition, occasionally re lapsed into fits of despondency. In the light from a stump of n can dle I wns making out my previous jdny's report to turn Into brlgndc headquarters. Occasionally the en Itrnnco to the dugout would light up (with a red Hare as n shell burst in the Kcnr vicinity. Atwell wns sitting on Is pack, with his back leaning ngnlnst the wot nnd muddy wull of the dugout. The rnys from the candle lighted up tils face. Finishing my report, I got out n fng," lighted it, nnd with an uneasy feeling listened to tho roar of the hell outside. A long-drawn sigh caused mo to look in Atwcll's direction. (Never Ik my life havo I seen such a tlejcctcd nnd woe-begono countenance. This, In n way, nngcrcd me, because J, tnysrjf, right then, had n feeling of Impending disaster, asort of unknown droad, perhaps Intermingled with a far-away longing for the, Holds nnd flowers nt homo. I wanted to bo cheered, nnd Atwcll'o face looked like a morgue. Forcing n smile I slapped Atwcll on the knee nnd snld: "Come out o' your trance. We've both got n good chance for Blighty with this bombardment on." Atwcll looked In my direction, nnd In a tono of voico which from him I had novcr heard before, answered: "Ynnk, I'vo been out slnco '14. I've burled mnny a mate and I'vo seen nmny a lucky bloke on n stretcher bound for Hllghty, nnd never gave It i thought, but right now I feel ns if my stay In tho trenches will bo short. I've bad something on my mind slnco Hoptcmbcr, 1014, nnd It's been worry ing mo pink. I'm goln' to tell you tho story, nnd I'll glvo you my oath thnt f ou'ro tho first one that's ever heard t from my lips; but I've got to liave pour promlso that you'll not Judge mo Soo harshly. I've Just got to get it but o' my system." Just then a sighing moan could bo Fioard overhead. It was ono of our '"nlne-polnt-two" shells nlmcd in tho direction of Berlin. Wo both Instlne fclvoly turned our eyes townrd tho en trance of tho dugout nnd waited for the burst. Nothing happened. "Another bloomln' dud," ejaculated Atwell. "A fow more hundred pounds kone to seod," and then again tho kloomy look spread over his count o- bancc. I wns getting nervous and un asy. Trying to hide my fear, I said: "For th' lovo o' Mike, Atwell, crack a smile. Give us that story of yours, or elne I'll go bughouse. You had bet ter got it olt or your chest, because I'm thinking that Fritz -will soon ho replying to our strallng, and If an lght-lnch shell ever idts this dugout they'll need no wooden crosses for tin, because our names will appear un Oer tho caption 'Missing.' " With another sigh escaping from tils lips, which sent n cold shiver up nnd down my spinal column, ho lighted fag and started In. This Is what ho Hold mo; "It was back in September, 1014 (You know I came out with tho first hundred thousand, the time when nil tho lighting was done lu tliu open. 'Xhe Germans wero smashing every thing beforo them In their drive on I'urls. Our regiment was ono of tho ifew opposed to Von Kluck. It wus n aso of bold them for u fow hours and then retreat ulways retreat Wo Uldn't oven havo time to bury our JJead. The grub wns rotten, nnd wo vero Just ubout fagged out, deud tired, 'with no prospect of a relief or rest lu if rent of us. "It was customary for small patrols of tor. to twenty men in charge of n sergeant to reconnoitre on ur flimks. One day I was sent out In charge of one of these parties. Oh, yes, I was a sergeant then, but I lost my stripes disobedience of orders they called It. I suppose I ought to feel lucky I wasn't shot, but I'll leave It to you whether I did right cr not. "At that time 1 was In for a com mission, but, of course, didn't get it. If 1 had received It. no doubt by this time I'd bo pushing up the daisies somewhere lu France. In those days olllcers didn't last long made line tar gels for the Bodies. "This patrol I was In charge of car ried rations for three days. We were to scout around Just In front of the advancing enemy, but our orders were not to engage them Just get Informa tion. If the Information obtained was valuable enough, I was to send it In by one of the men. There were four teen of uh. and wo wero mounted. I wne in the Lancers then, and was con eldered a fair rider. "The llrst day nothing hnpponcd. We Just scouted around. IJy night fall we wero pretty tired, so when we came to n village wasn't a village, either; Just live or six houses clus tered around a church I decided to go into billets for tho night. "Hiding up to tho lnrgost house, which had n four-fool stone wall rui ning nround its garden, I dismounted at the gate nnd knocked with the hilt of my sword. Pretty noon ,i light ap peared at tho fron joor the house was on n sort of n knoll, so this door was In plain view. Then tho sweet est voice I ever heard called out In trembling tones, In perfect English, too, but with Just tho suspicion of an accent: "'Who Is there, please?' "I answered, 'Just n few English Lancers who desire a place to rest for the night. The barn will do. We don't want anything to eat, as wo have rations with us. So, If you will accommodate us, miss, I will be much obliged.' I wub In lovo with that girl before I saw her the voico hud done the trick. "Sho answered, 'Just n moment, please, until I tell father,' nnd then the door shut nnd the light disap peared. Wo didn't have to wait long before tho door opened, nnd she culled to mo: '"Father bids you welcome, and so do I, soldiers of England.' "Then she opened the gate. There sho stood on the gravel path with tho lantern held shoulder high. I trem bled all over thought I saw ii vision. I tell you, Ynnk, she was beautiful. Ono of tho kind you would like to take in your arms, but won't for fear of crushing. No uso for mo to try to describe her, Yank, it's out of my line; but sho captured mo, heart and sotd. There I stood like a great, big boob, snnKing nnd stuttering. At last I managed to blurt out n stammering xnanu you, miss "Sho showed us tho way to tho sta bles und stood In tho door holding tho Jnntcrn so wo could bco to unsaddle. I wns fumbling around with tho buckles, hut for tho life of mo couldn't get that saddle off. One of tho men, with a wink and a broad grin, came over nnd help ed mo. uiint grin got my goat, so on tho sly, I kicked him on tho shin. lie let out an explosive damn.' After that 'damn' tho silence was painful. Tho poor fellow felt like n fool. I wns sorry for him, even though I could havo killed him for his thoughtless ness. But our cmbnrrussment was short-lived, becnuso n silvery laugh came from behind tho lantern, a laugh that was not loud, but It echoed nnd re echoed among tho rafters overhead. I can hear it right now, Yank. "After the horses had been unsad dled nnd fed, tho men looked appeal Ingly at mo. I knew what they want edthey were dog tired, nnd dying to hit tho hay. Just ns I was about to ask permission for them to turn In, the nugol butted in with: "'Poor, tired soldiers, sleepy nnd hungry. Come right into tho house. Jean has some supper and wlno ready for you.' "Wo stammered our thnnks and fob lowed her into the house like a string of sheep. Yank, to mo that meal was a dreanK She lllttcd nround tho table, tilling a glass hero and there, laughing "For the Lovo o' Mike, Atwell, Crack a Smile." wltii us and making us feel nt home, Tho war was forgotten. By this time I wus madly In lovo with her, and she knew It, becnuso when sho leaned over my shonldor to replenish my glass with red wine, her hair would brush my cheek, and once sho rested her hand on my shoulder und gave It Just tho alight est squeeze. I was in lieuven. "It was gettiug late uud tho wlnp wns beginning to tell on tho men. They wero falling asleep lu their chairs. I had a hard Job waking four of them to go on guard. They got their rilles and were standing nround mo for In structions, when our hostess came over to mo and, resting her hand on my arm, with again the slightest of squow-r! unl pleudlug eyes, Interceded for them. "'Sergeant,' sho said, 'let the poor boys sleep. They nre o tired. There Is no danger. The Germans are miles away. I know this to be true. Do this for me.' And ugnln that squeeze. "I, like n fool, listened to her, and gave an unwilling assent. Tho men looked their gratitude. Jean, the man servant, led them out to the barn, where an abundance of hay had been spread for their beds. I was following, when n whisper In my ear made my head swim : "'Don't go yet, my sergeant, stay with me.' "I stayed, worse luck. "We sat on a'settee, talking, nnd her nrin stole around my waist. I wasn't slow, either, and as you know, Yank, I have a pretty good reach. Once, she spoke to mo In French, but I shook my head In bewilderment. In a few min utes the servant returned, and Adrl ennt she told me her name called him to her, and said: " Mean, go down in the wine cellar and get sumo of that old port and give It to the soldiers of England. Poor "You Poor English Fool I Make Love to Me, Will You?" boys, It will warm them.' Sho added something In French I could not under stand. Then sho added : '"Leave a bottle here for tho ser geant nnd me.' "I protested against tnore wine for tho boys. Her pleading overruled nty good Judgment, and I consented. The servant left to do her mission, and I proposed. Her answer was n kiss. I was the happiest man In France. "Presently Jean returned and silent ly pjaclng u bottle and two glasses on tho tubto withdrew. Wo wero alone. Sho took the bottle nnd, pouring out a glass of wine, touched It to her lips uud bunded it to mo with this tonst: "'Drink, my sergeant. Drink to our betrothul. Drink to the honor of France. Drink to the honor of Eng land. Drink to the confusion of our enemies.' "I drnnk with my fool heart pound ing against my ribs. Then blackness. "When I awoke, I was lying on the settee, my bend bursting with pain. Tho gray dawn was lllterlng through the curtained windows, and there, In the middle of the room, with my Adrl enuc In his arms, stood a captain of Uhlans. I was a prisoner. I saw it all lu a Hash. She had betrayed me. Now I knew why she had wanted no gunrd posted. That wlno we pledged our troth in was drugged. What an nss I had been I "I closed my eyes and pretended to ho asleep. They wero talking In Ger man. Pretty soon tho captain came over nnd roughly shook me. I only grunted. With un exclnmatlon of dis gust, ho called out In German. Two troopers camo In and, lifting mo by the shoulders nnd feet, carried mo out Into the air. I slightly opened my eyes and saw that I was being carried out to the gate, where two horses wero standing with their reins thrown over a hitching post. By tho equipment I know one of the horses belonged to the captain, while tho other was tho orderly's. The two troopers dumped mo down on tho road, one giving me a kick with his boot. I was lying on my left side, and by a certain hard pressure on my ribs I knew they had neglected to search me. That pressure was my automatic pistol. A feeling of exultation rushed over me. I would euchre them yet. "Fate worked into my hands. A hull In German came from tho stables, and one of the troopers loft to answer It. The odds wero even, ono ugalnst one. I slowly turned over on my face, as If In sleep, nnd my lingers grasped the butt of the automatic, but Just then I beard steps on tho gravel walk. Tho captain ami Adrlenne were coming to ward me. "She stopped besldo mo and 6ald In English : "'ion poor English fool I Make lovo to me, will you? flood-by, my foolish sergeant. While you nro rot ting In prison think of your Adrlenne, ball r "My hand gave tho butt of my auto matic Just tho slightest squeeze. wus thinking of bur hnnd on my shoulder. Well, two could piny that game. "Tho captain said something to tho orderly, who left In tho direction of the house. Now was my diuuee Springing to my feet nnd leveling the pistol nt the captain, I grnbbed the reins of his liorso from the post and mounted. Tho orderly camo running toward me, yelling out In German, and I could see soldiers emerging from the stable. I had to net quickly. "When I mounted, the captain reached for his reTlver. I covered lilm with mine and, with n shriek of terror, Adrlenne threw herself In front of the Uhlan captain to protect him. I saw her too late. My bullet pierced her left breast, nnd n red smudge showed on her white silk blouse as she sank to the ground. I shot the orderly's horse to prevent im mediate pursuit and then away on n mad gallop down the roatL It was a long chase, hut I escaped them. "The rest of my men were captured. At our headquarters I had to lie like a trooper. Told them we hud hecn ambushed nnd wiped out. It was the only way to save my skin. There were no witnesses against me, so I got off with reduction to tlie ranks and a transfer to another regiment. They swelled a rut, nil right, but had no proof. "So that Is my story. Ynnk. Just forget that I ever told It to you. Enough to mnko a fellow get the blues occasionally, isn't it? Just puss me a fag, and take that look oft your face." I gave him the clgnrette and, with out u word, went out of tho dugout nud left htm nlonc. I was thinking of Adrlenne. Upon reaching the trench I paused In wonder and fright. Tho sky wns nllght with u red glare. The din wns tcrrillc. A constant swishing and rushing through tlie nlr, Intermingled with a sighing moan, gave tes timony that our batteries were sweating blood. The trench seemed to be rolling like a ship. I stood In awe. This bombardment of ours was something Indescribable, and a shud der passed through me as I thought of the havoc and destruction caused In the German lines. At that moment I really pitied tho Germans, but not for long, because suddenly hell seemed to burst loose from the German lines ns their artillery opened up. I could henr their "live-nines" screeching through the nlr and bursting In the nrtlllery Hues In our reur. Occnslon ally a far-off rum-bum-rump-rump, Crash I Bru-u-nn-u-ggl could bo heard us ono of their hlgh-calibcrcd shells camo over and burst in our reserve. I crouched against the parados, hardly able to breathe. While In this position, right overhend, every Instant getting louder, came n German shell hlz-z-zi bnng-g-gl I wns blinded by tlie flnsh. Down I went, into the mud. Strug gling to my feet in the red glnrc of the bombardment. I saw thnt the traverse on my left bad entirely disappeared. Covered with mud, weak and trembling. I could hour what sounded like far-distant voices coming from tlie direction of the bashed-In traverse. "Bllmc me, get Ms bloomln' nnpper outn th' mud; 'o's chokln' to death. Pass mo a bandage tyke 'Is b'yonet for a splint. Bllme me, 'Is leg is smnsbed, not 'nrf h'lt h'alnt. Th' rest o' you blokes 'op it for a stretcher. 'Ello, 'e's got another one; quick, a tourniquet, tho poor bloke's n'blecdln' to death. Quick, h'up ngnlnst the par apet, 'ere comes another." WhlK-z-zl Bung-g-gl Another flare, and once ngnln I was thrown Into the mud. I opened my eyes. Bending over me, shaking mo by the shoulder wns Atwcll. Ills voico sounded faint nnd far away. Then I came to with a rush. "Bllme me, Ynnk, that wns a close ono. Did It get you?" Ho helped mo to my feet nnd I felt myself all over. Seeing I was nil right, ho yelled in my enr: "We've got to leg It out of 'ere. Fritz is sure sendin' over 'wblz-bnngs' nnd 'mlnnles.' Number 0 platoon in the next lire bay sure clicked It. About eighteen of them have gone West. Come on, we'll see If we can do any thing for Uno poor blokes." Wo plowed through the mud nnd came Into the next fire bay. In tho ll;iht of the bursting shells an awful sight met our eyes. The traverses wero bashed In, tho lire step wns gone, and In tho parados was a holo that looked llko a subway entrinco. There was mud and blood. Every now nnd then, ducking ns a "whiz-bung" or "mlnnle" came over, wo managed to got four of tho wound ed on the stretchers, and Atwell and I carried one to tho rear to the first nld dressing stntion. We passed the dugout which I had left but a few minutes before, or at least, what used to be the dugout, but now all that could be secu was a caved-ln mass of dirt; huge square-cut timbers sticking out of the ground and silhouetted against the light from bursting shells, looking llko huge giants. A shudder passed through me as I realized that if wo had stayed in the dugout we would have now been lying fifteen to twenty feet down, covered by that caved-lu earth and wreckage. Atwell Jerked his head In the direc tion of the smnshed-in dugout, nnd, as was hla wont, remarked: "How about that fancy report you wero writing out a few minutes ago? Didn't I tell you that it never paid to niako out reports in tho front line? It's best to wait until you get to head quarters, becuuso what's tho uso of wasting nil thnt bally time when you're llnblo to bo burled In a dugout?" Turning my head to listen to Atwell, I ran plump into n turn In tho trench. A shout camo from tho form on the stretcher: "Why in tho bloody 'ell don't you blokes look where you'ro goln'? You'd think this was a bloomln' Plcndllly buss, und I was out with my best girl on n Joy-ride," I mnnxiifii my npologlcs nnd the form relupsed into silence. Then the muddy Tommy on tho stretcher began to mumble. Atwcll nsked htm if bo fnnted anything. With a howl of rage he answered: "Of all the bloody nerve do I want anything only a bloody pair o' crutches, a dish of 'lish and chips' und a gluwss of stout." When we came to the first aid dress ing station we turned our charge over to some II. A. M. C. men, nnd duckins and running through tlie communica tion trench, we at bmt reached one of the roomy and safe "elephant diR outs." At last we were safe. Stum bling over the feet of men we came to nn unoccupied corner and sat down in the straw. Several candles were burn ing. Grouped around these candles were.n lot of Tommies, their faces pah; and a frightened look In their eyes Strange to say, the conversation hud nothing to do with themselves. They were sympathizing with the poor fel lows In the front lino who were click ing it. I must hnve dropped off to sleep. When I awoke it was morning, nnd af ter drinking our tea and eating our bread and bacon, Atwell and I report ed to brigade headquarters, and wero nguln detailed Into tho front-line trench. DAZED BY HUN ATROCITIES Emotional Faculties of Afflicted Bel gians Probably Paralyied by the Horrors They Had Witnessed. Mr. Brand Whitlock, former Ameri can minister to Bclglim, lias been talking about the horror of Louvnln in the London Daily Telegraph: "I was struck by the lack of pas sion displayed by all those who had so terribly suffered. I seldom heard any of them express hntred of tho Germans or any desiro for revenge. "None of them, ns far ns I could learn or observe, even acted In the tragic manner. There were no he roics nnd no histrionics; they did not even demean themse! ?es ns do peo ple In the clnemn or tho itomnntlc nov els. . . . "In moments of great dnnger, or great strnln nnd tragedy, people nro simple and natural ; they do not act in tlie tlientrlcnl sense of tho word." To sny that a play could bo acted without gesture or other expression of whnt we feel is absurd. Nor would, I think, history support Mr. Brand Whltlock's Inference, whatever may hnve been the story of unhappy Belgium. When Mme. du Barry died upon tlie scaffold in Paris, her shrieks de lighted the knitting women. The Due de Guise ran wildly from his assas sins to throw himself nt the feet of Henry of France. Pitt wept for his country's misfortunes tho family of tho Ill-fated Louis XVI did not cease their lamentations nil night when they heard thnt ho was to bo guillotined at dawn. Tho choler of Judge Jeffreys found expression in the ravings and rnntlngs of a madmnn. Boabdll wept when ho was driven from Granada. Henry VIII could swear llko n fishwife Catherlno Howard shrieked nt Hampton court, nnd tho superstitious hear her shrieks to this day. In my view, tlie unhappy Belgians were dazed by tlie very horror of tho circumstance. Tho atrocities commit ted by the Hun were too awful. Shall we wonder if the emotional faculties were paralyzed? London Dispatch. Prussian Guard Long Famous. The history of the Prussian Guard, crenm of Germany's fighting men, which wns smashed by the headlong attack of American troops nt the Sec ond Battle of the Marne, dates back to the latter part of the Seventeenth Century, when men believed in tlie divine rights of kings, and tho troops of the guard could be depended on to protect the sacred body of their sov ereign when all other supporters fell away. The Prusslnn Guard wns once a compnny of archers, known ns tho Trnbunt Guards. It wns transformed into .a real lighting force by Frederick William I. Drill with him wns n ruling passion and he lnvlslied much atten tion on ids guard; scouring Europe for giants, as no man under six feet in height could enter ills pet regiment. This requirement wns abolished by Frederick the Great, who cared only for fighting ability. The stirring ex ample of Napoleon's Imperial Guard caused the Prussian organization to bo Increased lu size, and It now comprises a complete army corps. Into Its ranks go tin' cream of each year's class of Prussian recruits. Mount Rubber. "Uemember Mount Ituhbcr when you come to Newton," urges tlie Kansan. Mount Ituhbcr is a heap of rubber rub Irish on East Broadway, near Main street, which, when it assumes tho de sired proportions, will bo sold to old rubber collectors and the proceeds turned over to tho Bed Cross. Tlie nation needs the rubber, the Red Cross needs tlie money nnd tho public needs Its riddance. "Anything like nn old auto tire, bicycle tire, rubber boots, old garden hose, rubber out of your neck in fnct, anything In tho form of rubber enn bo chucked Into tho pile nnd It will bo n jolt for tho kai ser," says tho Kansan. Peculiar Cause for Divorce. In a divorce case at London, Eng land, tho petitioner, n lnnco corporal in the Gortlnn Highlanders, said his wife, nn Englishwoman, refused to bo seen with lilm on the street becnuso she did not iiko him in a kilt When he was on leave later sho greeted him with "Oh, those d klltsi" CTh husbuud was granted a decree, YOUR FUTURE SECURE Easy Farming Methods in West ern Canada and Certain Financial Benefits. With your crop hnrvwted nnd mar keted, with the disposal of your cattle and hogs completed, you nre ready t prepare your flnanclnl statement for the year. You will soon know whnt you have gained, nnd if the gain made in your farming operntons has been up to your expectations nnd will meet your requirements. Probnhly you may hnve been tho loser., Your hind mny have been productive, but It may have been too high priced. The cost of pro duction has been too great. If yon have had tho remuneration you sought and ure satisfied this article mny not Interest you. 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Beef fattened on the grasses of these snme prairies recently brought tlie highest prices ever paid on tho Chicago market Throughout the en tire world the quality of Canadian grain, nnd Canadian beef and muttonr is recognized. To recite what indi vidual farmers have done, tlie riches they have acquired would fill volumes. The case of Jnmes Wishnrt of Portage in Prairie is not un exceptionnl one. His wheat crop this past season yield ed him forty-five bushels per acre, nnd the hind upon which it wns grown was broken forty-four years ago, und it has been continuously under crop except for nn occnslonnl summer fallow. At Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, snmples of tho wheat of 1918 weighed 08 pounds to the bushel, others GO and some 05 pounds. Wheat crops at Coaldalo, Alberta, went as high ns T8 bushels ncre, while whent crops near Barons, Alberta, had yields of from 25 to 30 bushels. Records such ns these speak in glow ing terms of tlie excellence of the soil of Western Cnnnda. 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At the funeral services for nn el derly negro of Richmond, Vn., the fol lowing colloquy was overheard: "There ain't no uso In talkln'." said Mose Barker; "Dick Williams, he was tho most charitable mnn dls town ever seen." "I reckon riufs so," said the darkey to whom Mr. Barker imparted this Information. And he paused as 1 waiting for evidence on this point. "Ycssuh," continued Mr. Barker "Dick Williams, he always owned a plug hat. and durin my time I ain't never heard that Dick ever refused to lend dat hat to anybody." Dog Had Comethlng to Say. Tho Hon. John W. Davis, appointed our nmbassndor in London In succes sion to Mr. Page, is an eminent law yer. Mr. Davis tells tho story of n very small boy who wns trying to lead a big St. Bernard up a busy thorough fare. "Where are you going to take that dog. my little chap?" Inquired a passerby. "I I'm going to see where where he wants to go first," wns the breathless reply. Relics of Axtecan Era. Near Phoenix, within the Salt river valley, nre to ho found seven com munal settlements of the same pre Aztecan era, with central buildings that were far larger than that at Casn Grande, a writer In the Christian Science Monitor stntes. To the north ward and northeast every river valley retains evidence of the passage of at least, a portion of theso peoples, for some reason leaving their cities nnd their Irrigated fields on tho plains and ceeklng tho mountains and tho upper platcuus.