THE SCMI-WTEKLV TRIBUNE NORTH PLATTF, NEBRASKA, Shanghaied at Seventeen 0 By Sergeant Arthur Guy Empey Author of "Over the Top," "First Call," Etc. O-O-O Mr. Empey's Experi-cncesDuringllisSeven-teen Months in theFirst Line Trenches of the British Army in France (Copf right, 1017, br Thn MrClore Hewapaptr Urnaicato) -1 Tn New York Public School No. 78 I hnd Uirco chums, "Bill" Meek, "Jim" Fleming, and "Cluirllc" linger. Bill wns full of wild IdcuB and schemes. Ho hud tho "get-rlch-qulck" mnnlu. About every two weeks ho would cnll us aside nnd In a myste rious and Important manner carefully unfold some daring scheme to get rich quick, giving his personal guarantee that It could not fall. At first wo were very enthusiastic over his schemo nnd wanted to go In "with both feet," and would carefully work out tho details of how to proceed, when, bang I Hill would introduce an other project absolutely different from tlu? preceding one. When wo nsked him what becamo of his wonderful proposition of two weeks ago, he tin bhishlngly told us thnt unforeseen cir cumstances which no ono could pro fit had Interfered. Then he would dnrotl another wild dream of fortune. And so It went on; ono scheme after another vanishing In smoke, until wo becamo very skeptical. Personally, I hnd no faith lnnny of Hill's day dreams, hut I admired, and perhaps envied, his spirit of adventuro; so at last I decided thnt I would tako a cunnco, succc , or no success. One night Bill camo nround to tho houso with four tickets for a blood and thunder wnr play entitled "Cubn's Vow." Ills brother wns playing tho vjllnln. This piny grently Impressed me; in fact, from tho first act to tho Inst tho footlights wcro gushing blood, love nnd adventure and rotten act ing. Bill's brother wns awful. mil was n pretty good Judgo of human nature, no had taken us to this play to got us worked up ton pitch of enthusiasm, nnd thus getting us tn tho proper frame of mind, ho could unroll his Intcst scheme. That night, after the show, ho pro posed n trip to South America, which took our breaths away. Wo wcro to run away nnd ship on a trnmp steam er, for n passago of about nlno months, Wltli tho money thus earned wo wcro to equip ourselves and start out for Port Llmon, Oostn Iticn, nnd (Co into tho coffco plnntntlnn business. Wo all fell for this nnd took n solemn vow to Btick. Tho schcrno especially uppealcd to mo becauBo hero was my chnnco to follow Dana in ids -"Two rears Beforo tho Mast." Tho next 4iy, after sleeping it over, Gharilo nnd Jim decided thnt thcro was moro ( monoy in Now York, and refused to KP. I admit I had a sinking sensn- fan In tho pit of my stomach when viewed tho proposition in tho sun light, hut I stuck. Then Bill nnd I Undo a tour of tho docks in Now xjork, trying to find tho ship wo wanted. Wo fell in with several hoarding masters." Thcso men In feht tho water fronts of largo cities and are nothing but bloodsuckers preying on Bailors. Ono of thcso parasites took ub on board an old tramp steamer, lying In Erlo bnsln, called tho Cuahko. Ilero wo inoti tho steward, a "llmo Juicer," John Royal-Minns, with tho emphasis on tho hyphen. Tho wonderful tnlo of ease, luxury and "getting pnld for see ing tho world" stuff that tho stownrd nd tho boarding master unrolled be foro our eager eyes carried us Into tho seventh heaven of expectation. This was flvo o'clock in tho afternoon. ICho ship was to sail nt threo-tcn tho following morning, but they did not itell us this, Tho stoward snld that wo wcro Just tho two thnt ho wanted, Uicro being vacancies on the ship for second stewnrd nnd second cook, ITo suggested thnt wo sleep on tho ship itlint night, nnd then In the morning, after se4ng whnt it wns like, wo could ITo homo nnd decide whether wo want rd to ship or not. I demurred nt this, hecnuso I had to go homo first, to ho gnvo BUI and mo permission to jo, but said wo hud to get back at midnight. Wo hurried homo and on the sly I packed my grip with my be longings, Thnt night I exploded a bombshell In the fnmlly. After dessert hnd been kep noKing at my wrist wnth wait-1 Ing for four o'clock In the morning j when wo woro to go "over the top" In a charge. Oh, how I wished that Bill would change his mind i About flvo minutes to ten, crftYkl crack I came n couple of pebble against tho window pane, soundrng like the crack of bullets on tho west ern front. With my shoes In ono hnnd nnd my grip In the other, I soft ly tiptoed downstairs, put on my shoes nnd henvy overcoat, and opened the front door. I wns greeted by n rush of wind, snow und sleet. Bjll looked like n snowman. We plowed through tho blizzard, got on u trolley car, nnd reached Krlo basin at a quarter to 12, went up the gangplank and reported to the stew nrd. The ship looked like nn Ice palace. You could hear the creaking of winches and the straining of cables, and could sco dark forms sliding and cursing on the slippery decks under the glow of the cargo lights. The stewnrd greeted us very cor dially nnd I thought him the finest man I hnd ever met. Bill wns shipped as second steward, and I got tho bil let of second cook. My "glory hole" was aft on the main deck, while BUI slept amidships. I plied Into tho little two-by-four bunk and was soon fast asleep. 1 hnd n horrible dream; n giant hnd me by the heels and wns swinging mo around Ills head, trying to dash my brains out against tho sldo of the ship. I invoke In terror. Tho "glory hole" seemed to bo looping tho loot, and I could hear heavy thuds ns Immense waves broke agalmt the side of the ship, the water hissing nnd rushing nround tho port hole. Benching for the elec tric button I turned on the switch. An nwful mess met my eyes. Tho deck of my room wns awash. The grip nnd nil my belongings, which I hnd unpneked before turning in, were swishing nnd swashing on tho deck, now In this corner, now in that. Arthur Guy Empey. Tho ship was rolling Ilka a log In tho trough of tho sea. I held on to tho side? of my bunk in terror. A wnvo would swash against my door nnd water would pour In through tho cracks. I felt deathly sick and tnougnt l wns going to cue. I wns experiencing my first touch of sea' sickness. About six hells in tho morning (threo o'alock) tho door opened, nnd thcro Btnndlng in tho opening was n hugo Swede, encased In oilskins. The Icy blast sent u cold shiver through mo. I wondered what ho wanted, but did not wonder long. "lou banc get ten nnd tonst on hrldgo for mato, damn quick," I was bewildered. Tho door slammed ami onco again I wns nlono. Fifteen min utes must have passed when tho door opened again nnd In rushed the toughest-looking soiunun I hnvo ever seen, lie had only ono eye. Later on I found thnt ho wns out first mute, "One-eyed Gibson," n "Blue-Noser' from Nova Scotia, nnd a man whom It wns not safe to trlllo with; Without a word ho stepped Into tho glory hole, grabbed my shoulder in n grip of steel, nnd yanked mo out of my bunk Into tho Icy water which was awash on tho deck. This was my first In troduction to him. "Oct out o' thnt, you landlubber. There's no flro in tho galley, and I want my ten on tho bridge, und I want It now, or I'll put out your dend lights." 1 meekly answered, "Yes, sir," nnd started to put ou my wet socks. See ing this action, ho shouted, "Never lervcd, puffed up with importance, I "B action, ho shouted, "JNever Sectored: "Well, I'm going to South I Iitl that damned rigging. Get Into uiu guuey aim get mat uro augm. My feet were, bluo with tho cold and my teeth woro chattering. I tlm- America." A barrago of laughter rippled nround tho table. This got no sore, and I shut up llko a clnm. It wus February, nnd very cold. bout seven o'clock thnt night n great; itorra camo up nud tho streets wero loon covered with Bleety ice. I turned Into bed with my clothes on. Bill wns to notify mo at ton o'clock by throw bg pebbles ugalnst tho window puno In my room. Every tlmo I looked rat into tho street and saw thnt howl ing billiard, a picture of a ship wal lowing in a trough of tho sea con- Kantly camo beforo my mind and I thlvercd, nnd ray enthusiasm dropped te soro. I could not tako my oyes yray from tho clock. It was an igony of Intense waiting, similar to Umt when, later la tho trenches, I Idly nsked, "Whoro nro wo, sir?" With a look of contempt ho answered, "We're outsldo o' Sandy Hook, bound south for the Horn, nnd she's blowing big guns." Then ho left. I stepped out of my glory nolo onto tho deck. We wero dipping o-.ir scup pers, nnd hugo seas wero breaking over tho weather sldo. Ono mlnuto tho uftor deck would nppcnr llko a steep hill in front of mo, and n hor rible churning Bound would como from tho racing propeller. Then tho deck would slant away from mo nnd n loud chug i nnd a shiver through the ship as tho propeller sank again Into tho water. Benumbed nnd wet Irom tho icy spray, I managed to steer n course to tho companlonwny, and dragged myself to the upper deck. A sullor was In the galley nnd hnd started n lire. The ship was rolling, pitching nnd lurching. In that galley It sound ed llko a bomburdment. Pots nnd pans were rattling In their racks; n few of them had fallen out, nnd wero chasing each other nround the deck. Cold and miserable. I crouched In the corner, keeping myself from fall ing by holding on to the rail In front of the stove. Tho snllor took compassion on me, and made the toast und tea. How In; did It was a marvel to mc, but later on I became very expert my self. Following the "llfo lines" on the upper deck, I nt last managed to rench the bridge with my pot of tea and two slices of toasted bread. Thfro wero two men nt the wheel. In the darkness I went up to them nnd nsked for tho mate. They did not answer. Just then I received a resounding smack on the back which made my teeth rattle, url that dreaded, gruff voice of tho male reached my ears through the wind: "Damn you, you hell's spawn, keep nwny from the men n-t the wheel or I'll throw you over tho side." I mumbled my apologies, nml fol lowed the mate into the chart house. He greedily drank tho ten, nnd in 'about four bites disposed of the pieces of toast. Tho toast was soaked In salt water and I inwardly wished thnt it would poison him; in fnct I prayed thnt the ship would sink with all on board. Such Is seasickness. I managed, somehow or other, to make my way hack to tho galley, nnd I met my "superior ofllcer" for tho trlp tho "cookie." lie was about flvo feet nothing in height; a shrlvoled-up Welshman about forty-live years old. He reminded mo of u mummy In the Museum of Nntural History In Cen tral park. If he had over smiled I am suro that his face would have cracked. It seemed frozen into one perpetual sonwl. Ho gavo ono look nt mo nnd let out n howl. "Blawst my deadlights, an' this 'ero (pointing to mo) Is whnt I'm to work with on this bloomln' passage. I'm lucky, I am, not 'nrf, I nln't." no looked llko some gorilla. The rolling of the ship nffected him not in tho lenst. He seemed to sway and bend with every movement of the ship. Tho next two or threo dnys were a horrible nightmare to me. How I lived through them I do not know. I hnd a deadly fear of the cook. As soon as he found out thnt I could not even boll water without burning It ho started In to mak my life a misery. Ho had n habit of carrying n huge butcher knife in his belt. Between meals he would sit down on a bench and constantly feel tho edge, at the same tlmo telling me what an expert ho was at curving. Lnter on I found that tiiero was u reason for his carrying this knife. Ho and tho crew were nt dag ger points, ho never daring to go for ward except in case of necessity, and then he was careful always to carry his butcher knife, Down in my heart I rcnllzed that if tho occasion should arlso ho would not bo backward in demonstrating his nrt of cnrvlng on his opponent. Thnt Welshnuni Wns no better cook than I was, and tho crew soon beenmo uwnro of this fact; henco their hostility. The Cushko wns n "llmo Juicer," sailing under the English ilng. The skipper was n "llmo juicer," the first mnto n "blue noser," the first engineer n Scotsman, while tho crew wns com posed of Spnninrds, Italians, Square hends, "Finns, Swedes and Russians. Tho bos'n was Irish, nnd a Arm be liever In Homo Itule. A worse gang of cutthroats could hardly be con ceived; a nice, pollto bunch they wore. Believe me, B,lll nnd I hnd our troubles. Bill and I wero tho only two Ameri cans on bonrd. The engineer's mess- mnn was n Prussian, Knrl Tntzner by name. I nicknamed him "Fritz." Ho was only twenty years old, but wns clumsy, strong ns tin ox nnd nbout six feet tall. After weathering tho galo wo at Inst came into the Gulf stream, nnd off the coast of Florida it was vturm nnd pleasant. I found that my duties wero to peel spuds, wash pots and pans nnd be n regulnr "fetch and carry" for the cook. My office hours wero from six bells In the morning (threo o'clock) until four bells nt night (ten o'clock). I wns greasy and filthy nt all times, having nothing but salt water to wash in, and this would not cut tho grenso. Bill had It much easier than I. I had mur der In my heart and vowtd to "Jump ship" nt the first port we put Into. After nine or ten days wo came alongsldo nt Castries, St. Luclu, Brit ish West Indies, to coal ship. At this port tho men believed In woman suf frage. Long lines of half-nnked black women, with hugo baskets of coal on their heads, passed up tho forward gang plnnk, dumped their load of coal Into the open bunkers, nnd left tho ship by tho nfter gangway. Beforo leaving tho ship the fourth engineer gavo each one a llttie brass check,- which later on she would turn In to tho coaling company for an English penny. While the women were work ing the men would sit nround tho dock smoking cigarettes. The nutlves at St. Lucia had a great appetite for salt pork. I soon got wise to this fact and traded about a half a barrel of pork for limes, guuva Jelly, bay rum nnd alligator pears. If the steward or cook had caught mo I would never bo writing this story. spoko In u Jlbherlnj patois which I maid not understand. Some of them could speak pretty good English. Tho kids, averaging from seven to fifteen years, woro running nround naked, or diving off tho dock for pennies which wo threw overboard. , About two hours beforo sailing from St. Lucln, n little fellow about fifteen years of age came to the entrance of the galley nnd In fair English told Bill and mo a pathetic story of In human treatment which would hnvo melted lienrts of stone. He wanted us to stow him nwny on tho ship. I wns ngrcoublc, but Bill warned mc that this was n very grave offense against the English board of trade laws, tho maximum penalty being fourteen years' Imprisonment. I did not wish to Incur this risk, therefore would not listen to the entreaties of the young negro, explaining to him the penalty of tho board of trade laws. Upon hearing this, u cunning look, which at the time did not appear sig nificant to me, came Into his eyes, nnd he told me that If I would stow him nwny, "see how easy It will be for you.- He would do all of my work, and all I would have to do would be to sit on the superstructure nnd let my feet hnng. I thought this wns worth risking fourteen years for, so fell in with the plan, Bill objecting. Tho ventilators had been unshipped while the coaling was going on, nnd woro lying lift on the poop deck. Wntehlng our chance, we sneaked nft and hid the little fellow in one of tho ventilators, warning him, upon pain of death, not to mnke n sound until tho ship wns well undur way. To say that I wus nervous is putting It mildly. We cleared St. Luclu nnd were so,on nt sea. The Islands of Martinique, St. Lucln and Bnrbndos wero tiny gray dots on the horizon when tin Itnlian sailor, Louis Maranto, went nft to ship tho vcntllutors. In a few minutes ho came rushing forward with terror In his eyes. As he passed tho galley I stopped him nnd nsked what was tho matter. All he could gasp vut was "Mary of God, a devil ccs on da ship." "One-eyed Gibson," seeing his terror, cnt aft with him and soon we could see him coming forward, leading our little stowuwny by two car. The little negro wns howling bluo murder, nnd the curses of the mate snapped like a wireless message. Luckily for me the mato stopped at the galley and snld, "Keep your cyo on this bluck skunk until I can tako him before tho 'old man.' " For flvo minutes I put nil my power of entreaty into my volco nnd prayed the stowawny to stick by mo; to swear that he came aboard of his own volition. He promised to do so. Then tho mnto enmo nfter him nnd took him before tho captain. During this fifteen minutes of interview I lived in tin ngony of torment and sus pense. The little fellow came back with a smile on his face and I know dropped n huge will vir Ihe 1, cov ering the hole. Tho bouts wern put over the side mid wo expected th whli every inlnutu to founder. Next dy wo were towed Into Punta Aroints, and nfter two weeks tho ship WM hrmIu mndo senworthy. At Tiilcahunna we shipped 28 Span iards, or "homhre," ns wo called them, to work tho curgo. This doubled my work, nnd I prnyud that I would die. It was nothing but misery to mo. I must hnvo peeled eleven million bar rels of spuds; in fact, I never turned In beforo six bells at night, nnd had to turn out at six hells in the morning. After touching nt Jit ports on tho west const, discharging our curgo. we left for u llttie Island culled I.obus, where we were to tnke on a enrgo of guano. While working this cargo It was misery for everyone on board ; tho strong nmmonla from the gunno made our eyes red nnd watery, nml we could only breathe by wrapping big hnndker chiefs around our noses nnd mouths. The wind whs constantly blowing, nnd gunno wns even in our food. Then, coming back, wo touched at Valparaiso, Chile. To mc death seemed easier than the homownrd-bound voy ngc, so one night BUI nnd I slid down the unchor chain nnd swum to a "bum boat" lying near us. We gave the Chilcno $4 to row us tishore. He did so. Dripping wet we crawled up onto the stone quay and made tracks for the t)Wti. We found that the dock was enclosed by a tall iron fence. At the gnte were two customs officers, who Immedlntely put us under nrrest. Bill nnd I hnd $20 In gold between us. nnd, ns is usual in South America, it was a simple mntter to bribe the cus toms olllcials to let us through. This cost us half of our fortune, but we did not care. Freedom was worth all of it. We were well into the town nnd feel ing secure when we were held up by a Chilean gendarme, who looked like a walking arsenal. This cost us $2 more for our freedom. Ho left us in a hurry und went nround tho block. Wo had wulked nbout five minutes when, hnng! another gendarme. This cost us $1. After leaving him we were moro cautious, hiding our remaining money in my shoe. Again wo wero arrested. Wo said we had no money nnd wcro haled into tho presence of the "commnndante of police." He had one hundred and seventy-eight mednls on his chest nnd four thou sand yards of gold braid on his collar and cuffs. Ho had us searched, but did not find the inwey. Very much disappointed, In broken English he In formed us thnt our ship was to sail at four o'clock the next morning, und that if he found us in Valparaiso we would bo sent to tho mines. Shivering nnd trembling wo wended our wny back to the dock and hunted around for a bontnvm. Bribing him with our remaining money ho at last brought us alongside, just beforo the gangplank was lifted. The black wns In n dying cond'tlon. I . thnt Hint night, nbout ten n-'t.ck. I would go nft on the poop dock with tho pelican's sUIn down my back, and, with my fare smeared with black, would do u mystic dunce. He was to take Monday and hide behind the ven tilator, and while I was doing my wnr dance, he would explain to Monday thai 1 was In communication with my father, the great Atnerlcnn medicine man. lie did this and It made quite a hit. The next morning Monday came to mo. and, bowing low, request ed u token, ns he called It; a message from my father. I promised to glvo him one, but we were sure up ngalnst It. Then 1 thought of the llttie black bird in my glory hole, and the solution wns tit hand. I very solemnly Inform ed Monday that at eight o'clock that night my father would send u message to me in the form of u little land bird. All duy Monday kept away from me. adoration und uwe in ills eyes. Bill und I immediately repaired to tho glory hole, and certainly took tender care of that bird, praying that it would live until eight o'clock. About ten minutes to eight I put on my feathers nnd sneaked aft with the lit tle bird, placed it on the steering gear, and commenced my mystic dunce. I chanted n little song: "Oh, father, greatest of medicine men, a token is desired for the esteemed friend of tl.ltir.ci nil ITa tr1l 41if UlUlfeO tUlU (111 11KIII( X1U IUIU iiiVJ Lllllk . " " i - 1 rv iin rtmixl Mir ffm M C I f 1 11 111U!U UO UUllll A Will U1U OUlh'v the captain had shipped him nt a slilll ing a month for the passage. For two days lie was detailed to help mo in tho galley, and I lived tho life of a prince. Wo nicknamed him "Monday," tho dny that he came on board. His real nnme wns Charles Taslmn Benn. On tho fourth dny, Monday, nfter peeling a bucket of spuds, while I was rending nnd smoking, threw down his knife nnd, with a running leer, in a commanding tone told me to get busy and complete the tnsk; that lie wished to rest. I started In to "bull doze" him, but he simply held his hnnd in my direction, fingers extended, nnd in a majestic voice informed mo: "From now on, work for tho Ameri can I will not. I toll Mecster Captain American Monday stowed nwny. Mecs ter American to precson go fourteen years British government." I nenrly fainted. From thnt time Bill and I wcro Monday's abject slaves. We even waited on him persannlly. Any article in my possession thnt Mondny desired wns ids for tho asking. Tho stewnrd wormed tho secret ut of Monday, nnd I was also his slave. BUI and I spent a llfo of hell on board. After getting into tho tropics llmo julco wns Issued dally to the crow to keep away scurvy. The food was hor- "Get Out o' That, You Landlubber." riblo. Tho pork was rotten; in fact, on tho head of ono of tho salt pork casks was stamped "Inspected 1SS3." Tho crow wero on tho verge of mutiny. Then wo renched tho eastern en trance of tho Straits and It wns blus tery and cold. Tho captain attempted bright funnel of the Cushko. Then wo went before tho captain, and ho "logged" us ten pounds ($50) each. On our homeward-bound passago wo went nround the Horn nnd ran into n gale. The bos'n mutinied. Old "One-eyed Gibson" came behind him nnd laid him low with n marlinsplke. Then, carrying him amidships, he chained him to tho Iron stops leading to the bridge. lie remained this way for a day and a half, exposed to cold nnd icy wind. Strict orders were pnssed through the ship that no one wns to npproacii him. Q'liat night, under cover of dnrkness, BUI nnd I sneaked lilm a steaming pot of stew, and some hot coffee. If he hnd lived, we would, through this one action, have gained a true friend for life. From exposure ho contracted pneu monia and died. He wus burled at sea. The carpenter sewed' him in a sack, nnd tying nn old Iron wheel to his feet, placed him on a plnnk, nnd while the captain rend n rough burlnl service tho plank wns tilted, nnd tho body of tho bos'n went down to rest In Davy Jones' locker. Tho first port wo touched nt, the consul's flag was hoisted at the fore mnst, ond n blenry-eyed, half-drunken little old mnn enme on board and wns closeted with tho captain for about an hour. When lie came out ho was staggering, and his eyes, if possible, were more bleary. The captain lined tho crew un. and the consul. In a ! thick and stuttering voice, nsked tho crew if tho bos'n had died from natu ral causes. Ninety per cent of tho , men could not understand what lie ' said, and n silence prevnlled. At sea I silence means consent. I hutted m nnd said "No." I was standing next to the mnto. I felt that gorllla-Uke hand of his pinching the buck of my neck, nnd I nearly fainted. Then the consul went over the side Into his boat, nnd wns soon pulling for the shore. We lifted nnchor und tho port was left behind. Half way up the coast we ran out of fresh water, and had to drink con densed water from nn old squeaky condensing engine. It was brackish ami sickening. I would hnvo soW my soul for one drink of clear, cold water. Monday becamo tyrannical and un bearable, and it wns up to BUI nnd mo to deviso some schemo to keep him in check. Through listening to Monday's stories, I knew that ho was very su perstitious nnd believed in magic, or "zobl," as ho called it. Bill told him thnt my father In America wns n great mcdlclno mnn and that I was gifted with magic. While loading gunno nt Lobas, tho fourth engineer hnd gone on u shoot- fin firrnltfl ono moonlight night After nbout threo ing trip nnd killed several nugo peu- Tho women throw Mm nnrk- tntn iimir lmni-s tlm moon dlsnnncared and wo cons, no skinned these nnd gavo mo dirty coal baskets, and upon renchlng went on tho rocks, knocking n big nolo ono or uio sums There Was a Reason for His Carrying This Knife. your son. Oh, fnther, send me this token." Then, with n few mystic grunts, I beseeclied Bill nnd Mondny to come nnd receive the token. Mon day came trembling nft nnd I pointed to the little black bird which was weakly gasping its Inst, but It snved the day for us. How we honored nnd respected that little bunch of black feathers. Curious to sec what Mon day would do, we left him. lie snt by the bird for over an hour, chanting in that weird, sing-song patois of the British West Indies. From that time on Mondny was our slave. Two dnys before reaching St. Lucia, tho captnin sent for us, nnd satd that lie knew that BUI nnd I had stowed nwny Monday. We, like n couple of fish, fell for this nnd admitted It. whereupon the captain coolly In formed is thnt we hnd forfeited all pay nnd allowances due us for the en tire voynge. Tho Joke of it was that under tlte board of trade laws, the Cushko had to go two hundred miles out of her wny to get to St. Lucia and put Monday ashore. We dressed him in a long pair of whlto pants; th carpenter gnvo him a red vest; Bill placed a derby hat on his head nnd he went nshore In a small boat. When the boat returned we lifted nnchor, nnd ns St. Lucia again faded into the distance we could see a solitary llttie figure on the dock waving his white pnnts nround his bend. Ho had removed them upon reaching port. We felt n pang of re gret as he faded out of sight. After an uneventful trip we went Into quarantine In New York harbor. At tho first sight of tho statue of liberty n rush of independence nnd patriotism surged through me, and I snt down on tho hntchwny and abso lutely refused to work. The captain threatened to put me In double Irons. I told him to go to hell, nnd do It; that I was a free American In n free American port, ond I claimed the pro tection of the Stars and Stripes, and in accordance with my rights as a sail or, I demnuded tho consul's ling to bo hoisted at tho foremast. The captain gave me a hard look but wilted. The next nfternoon nt eight bolls I innded in New York, free ngaln. I was dressed In a pair of bluo overalls barefooted, n Panuma hat on my head, block as a negro from sunburn, a red handkerchief nround my neck, and wearing n whlto negligee shirt. On my left shoulder I hnd a small mon key, and In my right hand a wooden cage with u pnrrot In It. In my pocket wns $8.-10 In silver, but I did not care. I was again on terra firnm with the Sturs and Stripes flontlng above me. I received n wonderful welcome nt home, nnd wns of the opinion that tho hardships of my cruise wero well worth enduring, In view of the recep tion I wns receiving. But of course nil wonders dlo out In nine dnys, nud mine sizzled out liko n wet firecracker on tho Fourth of July, nnd It wns up to mo to get busy nnd find something to do. Thus ended my first real adventure. J BUI nnd I worked the dock gnvo It to their husbands or In the side of the ship, nnd only quick n scheme. Thnt morning n little black sweethearts, who would Immediately, nnd efficient work by the carpenter bird fell on the deck, und I picked j; without washing It. devour it They und crew srved us from sinuing. 'iney up aim inoi u io m k'ij hoi- U Not Genuine Generosity. Said tho near cynic, "Some fellows boast of being liberal in their views, but that is as far as their liberality extends."