The North Platte semi-weekly tribune. (North Platte, Neb.) 1895-1922, August 27, 1918, Image 7

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    THE SEMI WEEKLY TRIBUNE, NORTH PLATTE. NEBRASKA,
GOOD-BYE BACKACHE, KIDNEY
AND BLADDER TROUBLES
For centuries nil over the world
GOLD MEDAL Hnnrlem Oil 1ms nf
forded relief In thousands upon thou
sands of cases of lnme bnck, lumbngo,
sciatica, rheuinntlsru, gallstones, grav
el and nil other' nffectlons of the kid
neys, liver, stomach, bladder nnd al
lied orgnns. It acts quickly. It does
the work. It cleanses your kidneys
jnnd purlflcs tho blood. It mukes a
juew man, a new woman, of you. It
frequently wards off attacks of tho
Jflrend and fatal diseases of tho kid
neys. It often completely cures the
'distressing diseases of the organs of
'the body allied with tho bladder nnd
kidneys. Bloody or cloudy urine, sed
iment, or "brlckdusf Indicate an un
healthy condition.
Do not delay a minute If your back
aches or you arc sore ncross tho loins
or have dlfllculty when urinating. Go
to your druggist nt once nnd get a
ttmu
cominc to farmers 1mm ihr
Western Canada. Where you can
at $15 to $30 per acre and raise
of $2 wheat to the acre it's easy
offers in her provinces of Manitqba,
160 Aero Homesteads Free to Settlers
and other land at very low prices. Thousands of
farmers from the U. S. or their sons are yearly taking
advantage of this great opportunity.
also ot Oats, Barley and Flax.
luny as profitable an industry as
schools; markets convenient; climate excellent.
Wnte for literature and particulars
railway rates to tupt. immigration, Ottawa,
Canada, or to
W. V. DENNETT
Room 4, Oee Dldn., Omaha. Neb.
Canadian Governmerit Agent
WORTHY OF HIGHEST HONOR
Country Owes Heavy Debt to Eight
Men Who Served Nation In
Time of Diro Crisis.
The brnlns containing the whole of
our technical directing knowledge
about guns and gun carriages through
out the whole of lust summer, select
ing types, scrutinizing old types, study
ing new types, getting drawings, super
vising the translations of drawings,
seeing manufacturers, telling manu
facturers nnd telling new reserve olll
cers Just whut sorts of manufacturing
would be necessury, hunting fuctoiies,
hunting draughtsmen, hunting engi
neers spreading themselves out over
everything those brains, those olll
cers. were eight 1
When we think of what they did,
when wo think of how they labored
throughout those first terrible months,
bringing this country from nothing to
nomethlng In cannon, I say that all
we can do is to take off our hats to
them and thank God they were there
and be very humble in their presence.
William Hard, in the New Republic.
Sounded Like German.
A college professor, calling nt a liv
ery stable, addressed n hostler us fol
lows :
"Boy, extrlcnte the quadruped from
the vehicle. Stubulntc him und devote
him nn tuloqunte supply of nutrition,
nnd when the aurora of' mom shall Il
luminate the oriental horizon, I will
award you n pecuniary compensation
for your amiable hospitality."
Groom, bolting Inside, shouts:
"Mnsterl Here's a Dutchman wants
to speak ter ye."
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ASTHMADOR
AVERTS RELIEVES
FEVER
ASTHMA
Begin Treatment SOW
All mugaiiti UUirHQlCO
aomiers aoome
Skin Troubles
with Cuticura
Botp, Ointment, Talcum 2Sc. each.
Sabiplnof "L'ulleor,Dp.E,Boiton."
BEST BUYERS"SELLERS cattle!
rmru irnr.mJiUA J
DAISY FLY K1LIER ggSKftB !
million. !,
ornuutoUl, conv.aLnt, I
chop. luU all a'.u.n.
M.4.tunul, tm'tipU
or tla otiUl not toll
l oplDlur.annaioi. uuu
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pt.H, lt.pia, Cor il.w.
HAMOLO IOMUI, tSO DI MM AVf .. MOOM.TH. T.
RITrilTf WationK.Coteroan.WMh
PATBN 1 Ington.DO. Hoot. free. Ulah.
A 1 til B J eat references. Ueatreaalto. t
fcrf INTEREST PAID
Q O You on all Savings
IVe atfco loan money on dwelling and buiilneai
property. lueorporated In 1803. Wrlle pr call on
as. Under supervlslou of Btate Jlanklug Dept.
JANKERS' SAVINGS A LOAN ASSOCIATION
ISOS remain SUOraaba. Neb.
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W. N. U OMAHA, NO. 33-1918.
box of Imported GOLD MEDAL Haar
lem Oil Capsules. They ure pleasant
nnd easy to tnke. Each enpsulo con
tains about one doso of live drops.
Tako them Just like you would any
pill. Tnke n smnll swnllow of wnter
If you wnut to. They dissolve In the
stomach, nnd the kidneys souk up tho
oil like n sponge does wnter. They
thoroughly clennse and wash out the
bladder mid kidneys and throw oft tho
Inflammation which Is the cause of
the trouble. They will quickly rellove
those stiffened Joints, thnt hncknche,
rheumntlsm, lumbago, sclatlcn, gall
stones, gravel, "brickdust,"'etc. They
are an effective remedy for all dis
eases of the bladder, kidney, liver,
stomach and nllled orgnns. Your
druggist will cheerfully refund your
money If you nre not satisfied after a
few days' use. Accept only tho pure,
original GOLD MEDAL Ilnarlem Oil
Capsules. Nona other genuine. Adv.
ijour 'its
rich w'lpnf fiiMo nt Vlfiol'W
buy good farm land "0 fVS
from 20 to 45 bushels At'?
to make money. Canada
Saskatchewan and Alberta
Wonderful yields
Mixed Farming is
gram raising. Good
as to reduced
The Poor White.
A congressman, prulslng America's
marvelous war production, said tho
other day:
"Our wur work is going to be so
splendid that it will make other coun
tries seem llko poor whites beside us.
"You know the poor white story?
It's a story about u man In a Missis
sippi village who squatted down on his
porch at seven o'clock In the morning
and sat hour after hour motionless
except for the steady movement of his
jaws chewing nlggerhead.
"Finally his wife came to tho door
and said, in a despairing kind of voice:
" 'Ain't yo goln to work today?'
" 'Nope,' said the man.
"'Why not?' she whined.
"'Ain't got time."
Smile, smile, beautiful clear white
clothca. Red Cross Ball Dlue, American
made, therefore best. All grocers. Adv.
The Only Peace for Germany.
' "Germany," said a senator, "talks
u lot of urrogant nonsense about her
peace, the Germun peace; but In tho
end there will be only one peace for
. i . i. . . . i . i . ..
viei lining, uiiu mm ia uiu iiuuiu ul
ucicai.
"To Germany the peace table looks
beautifully spread with colonies and
Indemnities and Atlantic ports, hut In
the end she will like the mau who said
to his guest:
" 'Will you have a little of this cold
veal, or '
"Here the man looked round tho ta
ble hurriedly 'or not?' "
Give 'Em Time.
Speaking of the thoroughness with
which England bus gone Into the, wur,
the olllcer In charge of the British re
cruiting ofllco located In Los Angeles,
Cnl., remarked : "Not only have they
put the nation on short rations, but
even walking-sticks have come under
government control."
"But not shlllolahs," grinned a by
stander, whose name obviously was
not Isaac.
Nobody at Home.
A. E. Clark, editor of tho City Bul
letin of Columbus, Ohio, was with a
friend who was campaigning for the
Bed Cross. The friend knocked at a
door and a voice suld. "Come In." Ills
friend tried the door, then shouted.
"It's locked 1" "Come In," repented the
voice, and the campaigners replied:
"It's locked, "Come In," 'it's locked.
I At that point a woman put her bend
out of a window next door and said :
"There's no one home. You're talking
10 the parrot." Troy Times.
Cured Him.
"I've cured my husband's Insomnia."
"How did you do It?"
"I'retended I was ill and hail the
doctor prescribe medicine which Henry
was to give me every half-hour all
night long."
The Diagnosis.
"Hasn't the patient n decidedly de
veloped case of egoism?"
"No; Just plain, ordinary (Its."
His Class.
"So the new private Is a million
aire." "Yes; he's a real dough boy."
'Vrrk 0ranula(cd Eyelids;
C 9 U Byes inflamed by expo.
. r n . i nil j
sure iu sun, uusi anu null
quickly relieved by Murlnt
CyeCeBedy. No Smarting,
iuit Eye Comfort. At
i Your Drugcritti or by mail 60c per Bottle.
Fo- Book ei Ibe Eye free mite hi:
Milrlae Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
THE
KITCHEN
CABINET
Through envy, throueh tnnllce,
throtiKli lmtlnB,
ARnliiBt tlio world, early nnd late,
No jot ot our cournne abating,
Our l'art is to work and to wait.
Alice Cnry.
SEASONABLE DISHES.
Cereals, even the leftovers from
breakfast, nitty be used to make de
licious nnd nourishing
dishes as puddings nnd
desserts.
Dato Hominy Pud
ding. Sonk u cupful of
hominy in four cupfuls
of wnter with a ten
spoonful of salt over
night. Cook In n double
boiler until the liquid is absorbed, then
stir in n cupful of honey, n grating of
nutmeg nnd the gritted rind of a lemon.
Grease u pudding mold nnd In tho hot-
torn place four dates. Cover with un
Inch of the cooked hominy and arrange
it row of dates around the dish, pour
In the remainder of the hominy, cover
nnd steam two hours. When done,
iinmold and serve cold with cream nnd
sugnr or hot with n sweet snucc.
Soy Bean Loaf. Wash and drain
well one pound of soy bonus, place i
them In a saucepan and cover with j
plenty of cold wnter; put In nn onion
stuck with u clove, a little salt, n bay
leaf and a hnlf teaspootiful of thyme, j
tied In a bit of muslin. Cover the sauce I
pnn nnd cook at n low temperuture
until the beans nre tender, adding
more wnter If needed. When cold put
through a meat chopper, season with
salt and pepper, stir in a hnlf cupful of
cntsup, two canned pimentos nnd the
whites of two hard-cooked eggs
chopped line; mix well, turn out on u
floured bonrd, brush over with tho
beaten yolk of egg nnd sprinkle with
bread crumbs. Place lit n greused pnn
and bake in a moderate oven three
quarters of nn hour. Garnish with
pnrsley. Serve either hot or cold.
Chill Con Carne. Cut two pounds of
round steak into small square pieces.
Melt two tublespoonfuls of butter sub
stitute In a snuccpnu nnd when hot add
the steak, fry brown; then add one
cupful Of boiling water nnd four table
spoonfuls of rice. Cook until tender.
Add three canned red peppers cut in
pieces, one cupful of cooked beans, two
parboiled onions cut In slices, one
tnblespoonful of Hour, four cloves, one
clove of garlic, chopped, a tenspoonful
of salt nnd cook until the grnvy lsof
the right consistency. Serve gar
nished with parsley.
String Beans With Pork. Remove
the strings from two quarts of green
beans and slice them lengthwise into
one-eighth-inch strips. Cut Into dice
one thin slice of salt pork, three Inches
square, and fry It In a granite stew
pan. But In the beans, with n cupful
of boiling water, nnd let them cook
hnlf nn hour; then ndd n hnlf tea
spoonful of salt, a dash of pepper, n
tenspoonful of sugnr, half a cupful of
vinegar and simmer until the beans
nre tender. When nenrly cooked
thicken with n tenspoonful of Hour, If
desired.
There Is no contentment wltliout
cotiKenlal and useful occupation. Hap
py 1b tlio one who Is Bkilled to tlo
Home-thing very well.
FOOD HINTS. .
When you fry coiniuenl mush roll
each slice In cornnieal with a pinch of
sugar; the " slices
will brown quickly
nnd evenly with
less fat.
Rabbit en Cas
serole. As raliltlrl
is one of our
in onto w e uro
asked to use to
save beef, some of
us will need
1 to get over fusslness
about eating rabbit which Is most
wholesome and gqod flavored im-at.
Dress the rabbit and cut It up in
serving sized pieces, brown In any
sweet, fat, then ndd two tablespoon
fills of corn Hour nnd two cupfuN of
hot wnter. Stir until smooth, pour
over the rnbblt, ndd u few slici- of
onion which have been browm-d In
a little fat, n cupful of celery, a bit
of buy leaf, salt and pepper mid
enough water to half cover, rover
and cook slowly for nn hour ami n
half. If a thicker sauce or graxj Is
desired add more corn Hour. Sitvo
hot with a tart Jelly.
Bombay Soup. lut n tublesponnful
of peanut butter Into a saucepan, add
one onion sliced and cook slowly with
out browning; then ndd one large Miiir
apple sliced, hut not peeled, a ten
spoonful of thyme, Juice of half a
lemon, it tenspoonful of curry powder,
a tenspoonful of salt and two table
spoonfuls of rice, cooked. Cover and
simmer gently for ten minutes with
one quart of good soup stock.
Rice and Meat Loaf. Butter n mold
nnd line It three-quarters of an inch
thick with hot, steamed rice. Prepare
u mixture of two cupfuls of finely
chopped meat, seasoned well with
pepper, celery, salt, onion und lemon
Juice; add u quarter of a cupful of
crumbs mid enough rice wnter to make
of the right consistency. Stock of any
kind may be used If there Is no rice
water. Nenrly fill the mold with this
mixture then cover with u layer of the
rice, pu' on the buttered lid and steam
for .'orty-flvo minutes. Turn out on
a ho platter and pour u rich tomato
snuce tiround tho lonf.
IUep with chicken,' lamb, mutton or
chopptd tongue makes most tasty
croquettes.
SAVE THE SUGAR DESSERTS.
Among the light desserts which nro
easy for the Inexperienced housewife
to prepare nre the
fruit combina
tions. Fruits nro
rich In mineral
substances n n d
acids which nro
needed in tho
blood. The follow
ing desserts, whllo
saving sugar, nro
giving us u new und delicious flavor.
Chocolate Pears. Steam unstemmed
pears until tender, after peeling and
coring carefully. To the Juice of a
lemon and hn'f a cupful of water add
corn or innp'o sirup until It Is quite
sweet ; to c..cn cupful of tho Juice add
a heaping tnblespoonful of chocolate
and vanilla to flavor. Cook until
smooth and pour over the pears.
Pineapple Bavarian Cream. Dis
solve two tablespoonfuls of gelntlno In
a half cupful of cold yutor. llent to
gether ono grated pineapple or one"
can of preserved pineapple, n hulf-cup-ful
of corn sirup, n tnblespoonful ot
lemon Juice; ndd to the gclutluc und
stir until tho gelatine is thoroughly
dissolved. Then chill tho mixture in n
pnn of wnter, stirring conslnntly.
When It begins to thicken fold In a
cupful of cream, whipped. Place In u
mold und set aside to chill.
Jellied Figs. Dissolve two tuble
spoonfuls of gelatine In half n cupful
of water. Cook a pound of llgs with
two cupfuls of wnter slowly, until the
skins nre tender. Add tho boiling wn
ter In which tho figs were cooked to
tho softened gelatine nnd stir until
thoroughly dissolved. Add n hnlf-cup-ful
of corn sirup nnd enough grape
juice to mnke four cupfuls of liquid.
Put the liquid nnd figs In layers lu
n mold, letting ench layer of liquid
partly set before adding tho next
Serve 'when unmoldcd with crenm.
Raisin Sandwich. Stew rulslns In
a little orange juice until plump. Put
usido to chill. Sprend graham crack
ers with tho rnlsins nnd n little gritted
maple sugar mixed with cream. Put
on another cracker and the sandwich
Is ready.
The movement for coascrvntlon la
not only helping In snvlng food for our
nrniy nnd nllles but it Is cducntlng U9
nwny from rich pnstry nnd puddings,
which we nre finding most Important
In keeping our nntlon's health up to
standard.
A hearty welcome manifested In
kindly and pollto attentions, will mnke
a very plain monl moro enjoyable than
a banquet.
WAYS WITH SWEETBREADS.
Sweetbreads, being perishable meat,
nre one of the best of summer meats
which wo may feel
free to use. When
the price Is not
prohibitive they
should bo fre
quently served.
S w e e t b r e ads
should he fresh, aa
they spoil quickly.
Remove all the skin, fibers and tubes
without breaking tho sweetbreads
themselves. Soak In cold water for
an hour, changing It often to extract
all the blood. Drain and put to cook
lu simmering water for 120 minutes.
Use tho broth In which they were
cooked as a basis for the sauce In
which to serve them. Plunge the
sweet In-oads as soon as cooked into
cold water to keep them firm und
white. If to be baked, wrap eacl
Rweetbread In u cheesecloth und put It
under u weight.
Braised Sweetbreads. Place In a
baking pan a layer of new pens an
small carrots with new potuoes; on
this bed of vegetubles pluco tho pre
pared sweetbreads with a few cubes
of fat salt pork. Add enough of tho
stock In which the sweetbreads were
cooked to cover the vegetables. Covet
tight und cook about forty minutes.
Season with salt and pepper during th
cooking.
Sweetbreads In Gelatine. Cut lute
vniull dice two cupfuls of cooked
sweetbreiids. Sonk a tnblespoonful of
gelatine In onc-qtiurter of a cupful of
the broth and dissolve It in half a cup
ful of hot broth. Add the sweetbreads,
one tablcspoonful of lemon Juice aijil
salt and pepper to taste. .Stand tliu
mixture In a pan of Ice wnter, stir fre.
quently and as It begins to stiffen fob;
In one cupful of whipped cream am
two tablespoonftils of chopped paisley,
Turn Into molds and chill. Servo In
slices laid on crisp lettuce leaves.
Tomatoes Stuffed With Sweetbreads,
Peel and scoop out the centers of
medium-sized tomatoes, sprinkle with
salt and Invert to drain. Set nn leu to
chili. Cut sweetbrends previously
cooked, Into dice, ndd n few cooked as
paragus tips, a "spoonful of minced
green pepper, season well with salt
mul paprika, add mayonnaise dressing
to moisten, and fill the tomatoes. Gar
nish each with a stuffed olive.
f
Lemon Juice
For Freckles
Girls! Make beauty lotion at
homo for a few eonts. Try Itl
Squcczo the Juice of two lemons Into
n bottlo containing throe ounces of
orchard white, shnko well, nnd you
hnve u quarter pint of tho best freckle,
sunburn nnd tan lotion, nnd complex
ion whltencr, nt very, very smnll cost.
Your grocer hns tho lemons nnd
ttny drug storo or toilet counter will
supply thrco ounces of orchard white
fo n few cents. Alassago this sweetly
fragrant lotion Into tho fnce, neck,
nrms nnd hnnds nnd see how freckles,
sunburn nnd tan disappear and how
clear, soft nnd whlto tho skin becomes.
Yes I It Is harmless. Adv.
Hit Range of Vision.
A prlvuto somewhere In Franco re
ported sick with loss of sight, Tho
medical olllcer went through tho form
of testing, placing the letters A H O In
front of tho Avould-bo blind one, re
marking: "Do you see those, my mnn?"
"No, sir," wns tho nnswer.
Tho M. O. then .procured n white
dinner plato nnd plucud It u fow
inches from tho tnan'a eyos, at tlio
sumo tlmo suklng:
"What is this, my man?"
"Half n frnnc, sir' cumo tho nu
swor. "Very good guoss, Indeed," said tho
M. 0. ; "nnd now let me tell you when
you get to tho front lino tronch nnd
catch n Prussian guard you'll think
he's n bantam."
Of Course.
Tho patriotism of ono Clinton coun
ty farmer was clearly shown In n telephone-'
convcrsutlon with n local hard
waro dealer, whom ho had called" to
inquire If tho storo hnd n suply of mil
let seed.
"Why, yes, wo hnve n supply," said
tho dealer; "wo have somo German
millet"
But hero tho denier wns Interrupted
by tho farmer as follows : "To
with German," nnd tho lrnto fnnncr
slnmmcd the telephone receiver on
tho hook. Indlnnnpolls Nows.
Don't Poison Baby.
FORTY YEARS AGO almost ovory mother thought her child must have
PAREGORIC orlaudnnum to mako it sloop. Thoso drugs will produoe
sloop, and a FEW DROPS TOO MANY will produco tho SLEEP
FROM WHICH THERE IS NO WAKING. Many aro tho children who
havo boon killod or whoso health has been ruinod for lifo by paregoric, lauda
num and morphine, each of which is a narcotic product of opium. Druggist
aro prohibited from Belling either of tho narcotics named to children at all, or
to anybody without labelling; them "poison." Tho definition of narcotlo'
Is : "A tncdfcfne witci relieves pain and produces sleep, but which in poison
ous doses produces stupor, comcti convulsions and death." Tho tnsto and
omcll of modicineo containing opium aro disguised, and sold under tho names
of " Drops," " Cordials," " Soothing Syrups," oto. You should not permit any
medicino to bo given to your children without you or your physician know
oi wnat ic is composed. UAttxuiUA
CONTAIN NARCOTICS, If it boara
oi unos. u. i lotcnor.
Genuine Castorla always boars tho
Watch Your Stomach
In Hot Weather
A Cool, Sweet, Strong Stomach Your Best Safe-
rv-i i o A rl CS O 1 I
gucuu xa-gcunpi
"KflOn vnllr Btlmnnh In rtrrA nirrr
Ing ordor during tho hot summer
months and you will havo little to fonr
In tho way of Biokness" tho ndvlco
many physicians givo as hot weather
approaches.
Good, sound, common sonso advico,
too. For very frequently, and especial
ly in hot weather, these common Btom
nch disorders which so many peoplo
seem to regard ns of minor importance,
do open tho way for serious fllnces.
So keen your Btomach sweet, cool
and comfortable all summer long.Tho
extra war work change of diet poi
fns that como with hot weathor-all
hit us in tho stomach. Tho strongest
etomaoh will need help this summer as
nover before.
Tho ono easy way if you havo tho
right remedy ia to rid tho stomach of
too much acid. Because it's suporacid
Ity that interferes with digeetion and
USSimnlnf Inn. nml l,la nn,,cu t...i
all thoso stomach miseries you are so
...lu.niu wiwi uuunuum,ioou-rcpeat'
Save the
Canadian
When Our Own Harvest Requirements Are Completed
United States Help Badly Needed
Harvest Hands Wanted
Military demands from a limited population have made such a
scarcity of farm help in Canada that the appeal of the Canadian
Government to the United States Government for
Help to Harvest the Canadian Grain Crop of 1918
Meets with a request for all available assistance to
GO FORWARD AS SOON AS OUR OWN CROP IS SECURED
The Allied Armies must be fed and therefore it is necessary to save every bit
of the crop of the Continent American and Canadian.
Those who respond to this appeal will get a
Warm Welcome, Good Wages, Good Board and Find Comfortable Homes
A card entitling the holder to a rate of one cent per mile from Canadian
boundary points to destination and return will be given to all harvest applicants.
Every facility will be afforded for admission into Canada and return to tho
United States.
Information as to wages, railway rates and routes may be had from the
UNITED STATES EMPLOYMENT SERVICE
OMAHA, HASTINGS, NORTH PLATTE, COUNCIL BLUFFS, I A.
WHERE BATHTUB IS UNKNOWN
Alaskan Town Should Be Close Ap
proach to Paradise for the Av
erage Small Boy.
Utah Is tho most northerly town In
the world. It wns visited by MncMll
Inn, tho grent Arctic explorer, to whom
we owe a good deal for the Interesting
Information ho fins given us about tho
life of tho people In this remoto pnrt
of tho earth.
As Is the custom of the Indian
pquuw, the Ksklmo mother of Ktnh
cnrrles her bnby on her bnck, nnd
often she has It here whllo she Is nt
tendjng to her household duties. Pos
sibly the youngster on the bnck of the
cheerful-looking Ksklmo mother hns
never gone through the process of tnk
lug a bath, for 'wo arc told thnt tho
Eskimos have n superstition to the ef
fect thnt It makes bnbles cross to
bathe them. Explorers tell of bnbles
several months old thnt hnve never
been touched by sonp nnd wnter.
Beautiful, clear whlto clothes delight
tho iaundrcM who uses Red Cross Ball
Blue. All grocers. Adv.
Slack Management.
Snniucl Ilea, cx-preslduut of tho
Pennsylvnnln rullrond, told n rullrond
story at n dinner In Philadelphia :
"It's n very lll-mniinged road," ho
said. "Once, on Its 'Hying bullet' ex
pross, n dreadful storm came up. and
tho express stopped for tho night at
Muggs Siding.
" 'Conductor, sold n traveler, genlnl
ly, 'we're going to ho late.'
" 'No, wo hain't goln' to bo Into, nu
ther,' snnrled tho conductor.
" 'But I thought wo wore going to
tlo up here nil night?'
" 'Well, so wo nro,' tho conductor ad
mitted, 'but thnt ain't goln' to miiko
us late. We don't run so close to ttma
ns all that."'
Could Count on the Hum.
It came as u blow to Rosszer thnt his
friend was leaving for tho country.
"Things will bo pretty dull without
you, old chap," lib snld, gloomily.
"Don't feel down nbout It, mv boy,H
replied the other; "but, nil tho snme,
I bet I shall mako things hum down
there."
"Got some scheme on already?"
' "Yes. You see, I'm thinking of keep
Ing bees."
uu&i nut
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lag. indigestion, sour, gassy stomach
and thnt misorablo. bloated, puifod-np
buuuiMuu uiiur caung,
Nw hero is good news. Au easy,
euro rollef has been found to get rid of
tho harmful acidity nnd gn6es in tlio
stomach. It is called EATONIO, a
good tasting compound that you ent
fuot like candy. A tablet or two of
EATONIO after moals will work won
dors. You can havo no idea of what
suro, quick comfort EATONIO brings
until you do try it. Uso EATONIO
after your meals, enjoy a good nppetito
nnd get full strength from fho food yon
ent. At the samo timo protect your
self from summer stomach and bowel
miseries.
Get a big box of EATONIO from
your druggist today. Ho will tell you
that peoplo who havo used EATONIO
say thnt they never dreamed that any
thing could givo such quick nnd won
derful results. It costs only COo a box
and if it fails in any way, your drug
gist, who you know and trust, will re
turn your money.
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