THE SEMI-WEEKLY TRIDUNE. NORTH PLATTE, NEBRASKA. THE KITCHEN CABINET To bo honest, to bo kind, to cam a little and to spend less, to make up on tho wholo a family happier for his presence, to renounce when necessary and not bo embittered, to keep a few friends, but these without capitula tion, abovo nil on tho same grim con dition to keep friends with hlmsolf, here Is a task for all that a man has of fortltudo anO delicacy. U. L. Stev-anson. Tunny Iteh Is n delicious variety which nniy co ninue Into xnluds or served ns one docs salmon with lemon for garnish. ' MORE GOOD THINGS. As eggs nre high, they mny he saved 1n hrcadlng cutlets or fish or meat. Add two tablespoonfuls of wnter to an egg; It will go much further nnd bo equally good. Boston Brown Bread. Mix n cupful of coarse bread crumbs, a cupful of commcal, ti cupful of graham Hour, one and a hulf teaspoonfuls of soda, n half teuspuonful of salt, three-fourths of u cupful of molasses and a cupful of water. Steam two hours. Cabbage and Walnut Salad. Take Ave cupfuls of cabbage and a cupful of walnuts put through u meat chop per, then well mixed. Heat one and n half cupfuls of vinegar with four teaspoonfuls of sugar, add a table spoonful of butter, two beaten eggs, a tcaspoonful each of mustard and flour and a half a cupful of milk. Cook until thick, add u dash of cayenne and servo. Fig Pudding. Take a cupful of mo lasses, a half cupful of sweet milk, n half cupful of shortening, one egg, a tenspoonful of soda, a half tcaspoon ful of cinnamon, a hnlf pound of chopped figs and two and n half cup fuls of flour hours. Serve with whipped cream. Macaroni Salmon. Mash n half can of salmon with n fork. To a half cup ful of rich milk add four tablespoon fuls of lino bread crumbs; when hot add one tnblespoonful of butter, two well-beaten eggs, a dash of paper and u half tcaspoonful of salt. Mix well, lino buttered cups with cooked maca roni and fill with snlmon. Set cups In hot water and bake 20 minutes'. Serve hot. Another Macaroni Dish. Break In Inch pieces a fourth of n package of macaroni and boll with. salt to tuste. AVhen tender put a layer of macaroni In a buttered dish, a layer of grated cheese and soft bread crunbs. Repeat then pour over a cupful of rich milk which has been mixed with n beaten egg. Bake slowly until nicely browned. Rhubarb Bread Pudding. Pour boil ing water over n pint of stnlo bread crumbs and let stand until soft, then drain nnd add one beaten egg, one tn blespoonful of sugar, a grating of nut meg. Have ready buttered cups, and put Into each a half tablespoonful of cooked rhubarb, well sweetened, nnd put It over the crumb mixture, and bake. Cake crumbs or slices of stale sponge cuke may be used and served with whipped cream. Wouldst shapo a noble life? Then cast No backward glances toward tho past. And though somewhat bo lost and gone, Yet do thou act as ono now-born. What each day needs thou shall ask, Each day will set Its proper task. Goethe. THE TASTY RHUBARB. Ithuhnrb Is n most valuable spring tonic, being filled with oxalic ncld which contains purga tive properties which are particularly good for a sluggish liver. Rhubarb Pudding. I'lace slices of buttered bread in a baking dish, heap over them finely cut rhubarb, with sugar, a little water nnd a dash of nutmeg; bake until the rhubarb has soaked the bread. Serve from tho baking dish. Rhubarb Custard Pie. Add to two well beaten eggs two tnblespoonfuls of cornstarch mixed with a cupful of milk, a half cupful of sugar and n cupful of cooked sweetened rhubarb. I'our this mixture Into a pastry-lined pinto and bake. Cover with n meringue If s) desired, or serve with whipped cream well sweetened. Rhubarb Whip. when eggs nre more plentiful, try this: Bent the whites of three eggs to a stiff froth, add three tablespoonfuls of powdered sugar nnd n tcaspoonful of lemon Stcnm three and a half J juice, then a pint of stewed rhuburo. sprinkle the top with nuts when serv ing. Rhubarb and Raisin Pie. Add equal amounts of raisins and chopped rhu barb, to the crust, ns usunl. For chil dren, this may be cooked as sauce, making a most tasty one. Knuoarb sago pudding. sago 01 tapioca for this. Soak a cupful of sago In n quart of water, add a ten- spoonful of salt. Thin with hot water until like heavy cream, then pour over n dish of cut rhubarb sweetened to taste, and bake one hour. Serve with whipped cream. The day returns and brings us the petty round of Irritating concerns and duties. Holp us to play the man, help us to perform them with laughter and with kind faces; lot cheerfulnosd abound with industry. Today Is your day and mine Tho only day we have; The day In which wo play our part. What our part may signify In tho great world wo may not under stand, But wo aro horo to play It, and now is our time. David Starr Jordan. THE APPETIZING FISH. When fresh fish nre not obtainable there Is such a vurlcty of canned fish thnt ono need never to be at n loss to find some thing appetizing for fish days or meatless meals. Herring Salad. Cook salt herring 15 minutes In boiling wnter to cover, drain, cool nnd shred in Hakes. Add an equal qunntlty of cooked pota toes a half cupful of celery, a tablespoonful of chopped onion, the chopped whites of two cooked eggs with n good boiled dressing. Cover the yolk of egg put through a rlcer. Codfish With Sour Cream. Prepare salt codfish ns usual and servo It with u sauce made of sour cren'm thickened with two tablespoonfuls each of Hour and butter cooked together with a cup ful and a hnlf of sour cream. Finnan hnddle Is delicious boiled un til tender then served with n drawn butter sauce for n breakfast dish. Creamed Finnan Haddle. Cook half a tablespoonful of green onion, a table spoonful of green pepper, well chopped, with n fourth of a cupful of sweet fat, stirring nnd cooking for five minutes. Add four tnblespoonfuls of flour, a half tenspoonful of salt, a dash of cayenne and paprika. I'our on grad ually a cupful of milk und a cupful of cream. Bring to the boiling point und cook (thrce minutes. Reserve hnlf a cupful of this sauce and to tho re mainder add one and n half cupfuls of flaked llnniiu huddle. When hot fill the center of a rice border with the fish and pour around It the reserved fiance. (Jnrnlsh with canned plmentoos. Add more- salt If needed. Salmon Loaf With Peas. Season n can of u well-linked salmon with a tea spoonful of lemon Juice, add a beaten ogg tint! n cupful of thick, wlllto sauce. Steam in n mold nnd servo on u platter urrfiun'J"'l with creamed peas. mm CORNMEAL DAY. The following recipes, mnny of them, call for eggs; try using n tablespoon ful of molasses as a substitute for each egg. Corn Sally Lunn. Sift together one pint of white flour with n pint of yel low cornraenl, add three teaspoonfuls of baking powder, two tnblespoonfuls of sugnr and a lev el tcaspoonful of salt. Add three well- beaten eggs, a pint of sweet milk, two tablespoonfuls of melted shortening. Beat well and mike In wcll-grensod muffin pans 25 minutes. Johnny Cake. To one cupful of yel low cornmeul add one cupful of flour, one tcaspoonful of salt, ono well-bent- en egg, one cupful of sour cream, and u teuspoonful of soda, one-hnlf cupful of molasses. Beat well nnd bake In a well-greased pnn In a hot oven. Indian Apple Pudding. To one qunrt of scalded milk ndd one cupful of cornmcal, cook until smooth and thick. Add n tenspoonful of cinnamon, three-fourths of a cupful of sugnr, ono tnblespoonful of butter, two well-beat en eggs, one-half a tcaspoonful of salt and a pint of chopped sweet apples. Mix and bake In a moderate oven two and one-half hours. Servo hot with sauce. Indian Date Pudding. Scald n pint of milk, add a fourth of n cupful of cornmeni and cook ivtll thick. Add n teuspoonful of butter, one-fourth of a cupful of sugnr, one-hnlf cupful of tlutes cut In smnll pieces, two well- beaten eggs nnd one-fourth of n tea- spoonful each of clnnnmon and salt. Mix well mid bake In u buttered pud ding dish In n hot oven until firm. Servo with lemon sauce. Cornmcal Peach Pudding. Mix to gether one cupful each of cornmcal, whole-whent flour and whlto flour, ndd two cupfuls of thick sour milk, n tea- spoonful of sodn, a hnlf tenspoonful of suit, u hulf cupful of molnsscs, ono pint of canned peaches cut fine and drained of their Juice. Steam three hours nnd servo with sbuco mudo from' the peach Juice. Compensations. No one can do really good work with out making money nlong with It, In thla day und generation, when good work men are nt a premium. If you uro a good workman, working for tho lovo of your work as well as for Its money value, you muy know that you will find your compensation In It. And It will bo more than a money compensation, you mny be very sure. WASlWGTm SDELIGftTS Washington Sentries Have Many Amusing Encounters WASHINGTON. Contrary to general belief, tho sentries guarding Wash ington's military establishments, bridges nnd public buildings arc not automatons. They enn and do saunter, tnlk, lough and otherwise act like human beings. But not on duty. But If you can chum up with the chap In khaki nt nn opportune time, you muy bo told some funny thlifgs all about strnngo prowlers seen on the midnight trick, sinister-seeming contrivances discovered under culverts, olllcers whoso Identity Is mistaken und other things. A few nights slnco n half-frozen sentry before tho aldo gate of a big military establishment here beheld a solitary nnd stooping figure creeping nlong nnd eying the portal dubiously. This kept up several minutes, nnd Anally tho guard thought It time to Interfere. lie approached the suspect "What do you wnnt nround here?" he nsked nfter tho end-eyed person had halted, ns directed, swaying slightly. "Wnnim go on in house, but tho ol woman lsh wnltipv' forlornly replied the "suspect." 'Thnt's Uncle Sam's house, my friend," replied the sentry, seeing he hud n "stew" nnd not a spy. " Sh my house," Insisted the one with the "merry mucilage." "C'n tell it by front gate." It took ten minutes to persuade him that he wns wrong. There Is a fnmous bridge near Washington where several months ago n mnn leaped down to his death. It Is closely guarded, for It carries n big wnter main. Not lorg ifter the tragic occurrence, n night wanderer on the bridge enmo neur losing his liberty when a guard saw him stop nnd commence search ing carefully on tho sidewalk. "Whnddye want, u good plnco to jump from or to put a bum?" queried the man in uniform. "I want my fountain pen I dropped; got n match?" wns the answer. The pen wns found soon, but remembering tnles of explosive pons dis covered In nbnndoned German trenches, tho gunrd nearly wrecked the ink- splller before satisfied It was not full of T. N. T. New Rules for Stenographers in One War Office NE office of tho war department doesn't believe In Instructions savoring of red tape. So regulations have been evolved for stenographers. Grently Increased eflicleucy is expected to result. Here nre the rules to be followed: 1 Conserve nlr by eliminating some of tho unnecessary conversation. 2 Conserve shoe leather by re maining at your desk; remember you are supposed to.be a stenographer, not u floorwalker. 3 If you're hungry, go out nnd get something to cut; don't hang around chewing the rug. 4 We have wheatless nnd meat less days; let's have footless days. Keep your feet on the floor, not on your desk. fi Don't acquire tho saving habit to such un extent that you go home with your pockets full of paper clips every night. Just hecauso you write shorthand, don't think you have got to be llght-flngercd. 0 If you feel that you must whistle during ofllco hours, plenso whistle something German, so that tho rest of the office will have an excuse for drop ping a typewriter on your head. 7 Any person or persons having ns a part of their lunch llmburger cheese will kindly adjourn to the roof until tho ordeal is over. There is n strong reason for this. 8 If you feel that you must tnke home a typewriter now nnd then, please leave tho desk. We cun get new typewriters, but desks are hard to get. 0 Just because they nre using n lot of ammunition in Europe, don't think thnt you have to powder your nose every ten minutes. 10 Make tho world safe for democracy; stop throwing milk bottles oul of the windows. 11 As Abraham Lincoln said In his famous Gettysburg speech : ' "Eight Ilours a day for the man who works, Seven hours a day for the government clerks." 12 Save a loaf a week. Just because you have a crust, don't say you can loaf around this office, even If you aro well bred. Don't come 'in here with a bun on, either. Lukewarm Lover. It wns nn Eighth avenuo car. no wns holding her hand in n desultory fashion, wldlo looking across tho way to rend tho headlines of a lato pink extra. Sho became pouty at his neg ligence, and ho noticed It with n yawn, "Gee, kid, I lovo you. I don't be Hevo I could get nlong without you" and ho stiffed another yawn. Her eyes blazed. "You poor seed," sho snapped. "You hnvo nil tho pns slon of an infuriated clam. What do you think you'ro doing, asking tho conductor for n transfer?" And everybody laughed nnd tho young man blushed and tho car rolled on nnd on. Now York Times, 1 RuiBrop. STfHOCRAPHfRS KEEP YOUR HET Off THE DRSK DONY POWDER YOUR HME EVCKY 10 NIHUTES DWIT TAKE ... -II- Her Darling Boy Was Only a "Mexican Fish Hound" ((AH, THERE'S my darling boy!" Fairly yelping theso words, n woman V standing on Tenth street, Just north of F street, mado for tho Inttet thoroughfare as fast ns her feet would carry her. Sho had a companion with her, and this woman, too, set a hot pace in tho direction of the nfternoon promenade. When a woman suddenly yells out on a crowded thoroughfare. "Un, there's my darling boy," you sort o' get Interested in the darling one. When tho two women got to F street they stepped across tho side walk to the curb. There was an au tomobile standing there, with a young man nnd a dog on the front seat. The woman In search of her dar ling boy threw her arms around tho neck of tho dog nnd said: "Oh, you darling thing I You're the prettiest dog In town." Tho woman had a good cyo for dogs. "What kind of a dog Is he?" nsked the woman. Tho chauffeur winked nt the dog nnd replied calmly "Mexlcun fish hound." ( WW-INC RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR. To half pint of water dd 1 or. Dot Rum, a small box of Barbo Compound, and or. of glycerine. Any druggist can put thii up or you can mix it at home at Tcry little coat. Full directions for mak ing and use como in each box of Barbo Compound. It will gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair, and make it soft and glossy. It will not color the scalp, is not sticky or greasy, and docs not rub off. Adv. Illuminated Title. An nttractlvo young lady entered n Now York book shop tho other day nnd told tjio clerk that there was one title missing from her red leather set of O. Henry. "Which ono?" ho nsked. "Let mo see," sho replied. In evident embarrassment. To help her out ho named over n few titles. Brightening, tho lady said, "Oh, now I have It. It Is 'The Light Thnt Full ed.' " it was now the clerk's turn to look tho other way. Finally, leading her to n shclt containing the set, he nsked her which of the books sho wanted. "Ah, hero It Is," she snld. Sho wanted "Tho Trimmed Lamp." Save 9c. By Buying Ever Reliable " CASCARA ti QUININE No adrcaee in prlca for this 30-reaf old remedy 3Se for 34 tablets Soot cold tablet now 30c for 31 tablets Flfured on proportionate coat pet tablet, jrou save 9e when you buy. -IllU'i Cures CM la 34 hours trip la S days Money bactclfTtfslls. 3 Tablet forKc At mny Drug Stem rsross I'll HAVE TO DO S MISTER HOOVER. SVf-S Mrs. Hoover's Cook Becomes an Ardent Hooverizer IN ALL the land no housewife follows more closely tho rulings of the United States food administration thnn does Mrs. Herbert O. noovcr, wlfo of the food administrator. The Hoover cook, who bus u wide reputation in most exclusive circles of Washington, wns ono of tho first converts to tho conser vatlon of food, und ono of tho most nrdont. A prominent Washington woman remarked soon ufter tho Hoover household wns established In the national capital : "You needn't tell mo tho Hoovers snvo food. I know tho cook, nnd sho couldn't be Induced to economize." Nevertheless, nfter a time of sor row and of stress of wounded profes slonul pride the cook became under tho direction nnd persuasion of Mrs. Hoover, ns enthusiastic over producing delicious meals with the least posslhlo outlay of wheut, meut, sugar and futH ns the strictest "Hooverlte" could wish. Almost every day Is meatless day with tho Hoovers, poultry, sen food or occasionally game replacing tho beef or other meats that may bo shipped across tho sou. Tho servants, of course, hnvo to huve meat oftener, but for tho family perhaps oaco a week, generally less frequently, there Is a roast for dinner and what Is left over Is carefully utilized In some form for luncheon tho next day. Sometimes a chop Is provided at thnt meal for the ten-year-old 6on, who Is recovering from a recent Illness. Meut Is never bought for soups which uro mado from vegetables or tho partH of poultry not served the wing tips, feet, neck nnd gizzard. Not only aro Tuesdays and Saturdays porkless days, hut the other fivo days of tho week as well, despite tho confessed fondness of the food ndinlii istrator for his breakfast bacon. I'ork, either as ham, bacon, rmusage, lard or in other formi, never enters the big red brick house on Massachusetts uvt uue, where tho Hoovers uro domiciled. For cooking vurlous vegetublo oils or other substitutes nro used for lurd und butter. LIQUID BLUE? No, Mr. Grocer, that'B mostly wnter. Binoo tho war started it's moro nearly all water than ovor. Glvo mo Rod Cross Ball Bluo, that's a twoounco packngo of real goodncas. You should eoo my clothos. I just can't Koop from smiling out loud. Adv. MWMM. Ml Easily Explained. The minister hud culled In the home of one of his parishioners. There wns n bald-headed baby in the house, nlso nnothcr child with beautiful brown eyes and soft golden curls. Tho min ister wus struck with tho beauty of tho little ono nnd snld: "Where did you get your big brown eyes, and your pretty curly hair?" Tho child looked at him In wonder nnd snld : "I hud my eyes when I come, und my hair growed." . Skin Troubles That Itch Burn and dlsfiguro quickly soothed and healed by hot baths with Cutl cura Soap nnd gcutlo anointings of Cu- tlcura Ointment For frco samples, address, "Cuticura, Dcpt X, Boston." Sold by druggists and by mall. Soap 25, Ointment 25 aud CO. Adv. n Unnecessary Fears. Of course tho eloping couple's roller- Bkatc of a car hnd no chance ngnlnst the old mnn's high-powered roadster. Ho soon cumo up with them. "Do not tnke her bnck," plendcd tho young man with tears In his eyes. "Tuko her bnck?" echoed tho Btern parent. "Why, I huvo como to bring her knitting outfit und chewing gum so sho would never hnvo nn excuso to como buck." Boston Transcript. An Eyo to Trade. Ho had been fishing patiently for sovcral hours without a blto when it smnll urchin strolled up. "Any luck, mister?" ho called out "Run nway, boy," growled tho angler, In gruff tones. "No offense, sir," snld tho boy, as ho walked awny, "only I Just wanted to sny thnt my father keeps a fish shop down to tho right, sir." Pittsburgh Chronlclo-Tclegrnph. A gasoline engine has been built thnt uses only n twentieth of a drop of fuel at n time. "Blue" and Worried! "Blue," worried, half-sick people should nnd out tho cause of their trou bles. 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