THE SEMI-WEEKLY TRIBUNE, NORTH PLATTE, NEBRASKA. Win the War byx Preparing the Land Sowing the Seed and Producing Bigger Crops Work in Joint Effort the Soil of the United States and Canada CO-OPERATIVE FARMING IN MAN FOWKR NECESSARY TO WIN TUB BATTLE FOR LIBERTY The Food Controllers of the United States and Canada are asking for greater food production. Scarcely 100,000,000 bushels of wheat arc avail able to be sent to the allies overseas before the crop harvest Upon tht efforts of the United States and Canada rests the burden of supply. Every Available Tlllablo Acre Must Contribute; Evory Available Farmer and Farm Hand Must Assist Western Canada has an enormous acreage to be seeded, but man power Is short, and an appeal to the United States allies is for more men for seed ing operation. Canada's Wheat Production Last Year was 225,000,000 Bushels) the Demand From Canada Aiono for 1910 Is 400,000,000 Bushels To secure this she must have assistance. She has the land but needs the men. The Government of the United States wants every man who can effectively help, to do farm work this year. It wants the land in the United States developed first of course; but it also wants to help Canada. When ever we find a son we can spare to Canada's fields after ours are supplied, wc want to direct him there. Apply to our Employment Service, and we will tell you where you cin best serve the combined interest. Western Canada's help will be required not later than April 5th. Wages to competent help, $50.00 a month and up, board and lodging. Those who respond to this appeal will get a warm welcome, good wage, good board and find comfortable homes. They will get a rate of one cent a mile from Canadian boundary points to destination and return. For particulars as to routes and places where employment may be had apply to: U. S. EMPLOYMENT SERVICE, DEPARTMENT OF LABOR TRIFLE "ABOVE THEIR HEADS" SENSE OF GUILT IN ANIMALS Mystic Letters on Invitation to Dinner Had Been Misunderstood by the Invited. Ho hnd Just been mndo vice presi dent In chnrgo of production of a big manufacturing plant "Ed, now that you'ro vice president In charge of the producing end you should get all your foremen together nnd talk things over," tho president Buggestcd. "Invito them downtown to dinner and have nn evening with them. Issue invitations. Do the thing up in style." The new vice president thought It a bully Idea. So he got out the Invita tions and arranged for a big feed. At the bottom of tho Invitations he placed tho usual "please respond" stuff. It. S. V. P. Days passed and there were no re sponses. Vice President Ed decided to And out why his foremen were not coming to his party. "What's tho matter with you fel lows?" ho asked one of his foremen. "I've Invited you to dinner, nnd not a man among you has sent n word about it Didn't you see that It. S. V. P. at tho bottom of the Invita tion?" "Yes, I saw that," one foreman re plied. "Of course we'ro nil coming, but us fellows thought that It. S. V. P. stood for Recently Selected VIco President" What the Barber Thought As illustrating tho slight esteem in which scientlOc men nro held, Profes sor Sir H. S. Jackson, one of tho now knights commanders of the order of tho British empire, told n story recent ly of nn experience that befell him somo time back at a certain large town In tho Midlands, wheco he had gone In order to bo present nt n meeting of the British association. On tho morning following his arrival ho went to a bnr ber's shop to get his hair cut, and the man who wuited on him, after somo preliminary convernstlon, asked : "What exactly is this British associa tion that's meeting hero today?" Tho professor explained that it was a society of learned scientific men. "Oh," said the barber, In tones of evident disgust, "I thought it was a football team." Tied His Dog to "Flivver." When Henry Wurd, prominent in Su llna (Ean.i) business affairs, tied his vicious bulldog to his ."illvver," merely' as a protection to uogs with better dis positions, ho was arrested. "Guilty?" asked tho court, after In forming tho defendant ho was charged with violating n city ordinance ugulnst attaching n tin can to a dog's tall. "Yes, sir," was tho reply. "Eleven dollnrs," said the court. And Mr. Ward paid. Pretty. "Is she very pretty?" "Very. Sho keeps her father broke buying gowns to equal her face." Proof That They Know When They Are Doing Wrong, and Seek to Evade Consequences. In military stables horses are known to have pretended to be lnmo In order to avoid going to a military exercise. A chimpanzee had been fed on cilko when sick. After his recovery ho often feigned coughing In order to pro cure dnlntles. Tho cuckoo, ns Is well known, lays Its eggs In another bird's nest, nnd, to mnko tho deception surer, It takes away one of tho other bird's eggs. Anl mnls are conscious of their deceit, as Is shown by the fact that they try to act secretly and noiselessly; they show a sense of guilt If detected ; they tnko precautions In ndvanco to avoid dis covery; In some cases they manifest regret and repentance. Thus, bees which stenl hesitate often before nnd after their exploits, as If they feared punishment. A naturalist describes how his mon key committed theft. While lie pre tended to sleep tho nnlmal regarded him with hesitation, and stopped every time his master moved or seemed on the point of awakening. " Oyster Beds for Great Salt Lake. Plans have been made to begin the propagation of oysters in Bear Itlvcr bay, Salt Lake, Utah, this spring, says Popular Mechanics Magazine In an illustrated article. Experiments and scientific study of local conditions havo Indicated, to tho satisfaction of tho state fish and game commissioner, that tho enterprise Is n thoroughly feasible one. Analysis has shown that the per centage of salt in the water is prac tically tho same ns in ocean oyster beds. In searching for a desirable sec tlon of tho bay to commence opera tions, those In chnrgc of the work used an amphibious craft built particularly for nnvlgatlng shallow waters and ne gotiating salt and mud bars. The boat, a long, narrow motor-driven scow, is provided with side wheels that propel It through the water and across mud. Interchange. "This prohibition proposition," com mented. Broncho Bob, "won't be work In' right for Crimson Gulch until Jug vllle gets just ns dry as we are." "yiiy should you care about a neigh' boring settlement?" "Well, It's n little too close. Some o' tho boys nre drlftln Into tho way ol spending their money for liquor In Jug vllle and usln old Crimson Gulch ns o sort of dormitory to sleep It off." Sugar for One. Tho announcement of Mr. Justice Bray thnt bigamy Is rampant at the present time has been drawn to tho notlco of the food controller, who wishes It to bo clearly understood thnt under no circumstances will the head of n family bo allowed a sugar ration for more than one wife. London Punch. When n fox occupies tho judge's bench the goose on trlnl had no earthly show. Tho highest liberty is the liberty to do right The mnn who sees nothing in life hut tolling and existing hns renched tho brain force of the chipmunk. The good should bo merry. Snlntll ness doesn't go around making faces nt Itself. Carter's Little Liver Pills You Cannot be fev A Remedy lhat Makes Life Worth Living Constipated and Happy Small Pill Small Dote Small Price .MaV I out V W X I Genuine beara signature uJSXSX MgSS&tSSi'Zi (CHARTER'S IRON PILLS many colorless faces but vfc,' wui crcatiy ncip most paie-iaccu people OTto. COLT DISTEMPER You can prevent thin loathsome dUease from running through your stable nnd euro all the colts suffering with It when you begin tho treatmpnt. No matter how young, Sl'OHN'S In safe to use on any colt. It Is wonderful how It prevents all dlatotnpors. no matter how colts or horses at any nso are "exposed." All good druffKlats and turf goods houHea and manufacturers sell STOIIN'S at 50 centi and II a bottln. Jj unii $10 a dozen. Sl'OHN MUDICAL, CO., Mfrs., Coshes, Iud., V. 9. At 6 (&& florficulkal I0 A 1 m HABITS OF RED-TAILED HAWK Entitled to Protection Because of In slstent Warfare on Various Ro dents In Orchards. Tho red-tnllcd hawk, or "hcn-hnwk,1 ns It Is commonly called, is ouo of th best known of nil our birds of prcyj nnd Is n widely distributed species ol great economic importance. It hub It of sitting on somo prominent Unit: or polo in the open, or flying with meas ured wing bent over prairies nnc, sparsely wooded areas on tho lookouf jf Red-Tailed Hawk. for its fnvorlto prey, causes It to hi iiiotlced by tho most Indifferent obser rver. Although not as omnivorous ni the red-shouldered hawk, it feeds os a variety of food, ns small mammals, snnk'es, frogs, Insects, birds, crnwflsli, centipedes, nnd oven carrion. In re glons where rattlesnakes abound i( destroys considerable numbers of th reptiles. Although it feeds to n cer tain extent on poultry nnd birds, it is nevertheless entitled to general pro tection on account of the insistent warfare it wages ngalnst field mice and other small rodents nnd insects thai nro so destructive to young orchards, nursery stock, and farm produce. Out of G30 stomachs examined, 457, or 80 per cent, contained tho remains of mammal pests such ns field mice, plna mice, rabbits, several species of ground squirrels, pocket gophers, nnd cotton rats, nnd only G2 contnlned tho re- mnlns of poultry or garao birds. BIG RETURNS FROM SPRAYING Additional Profit of 61,000 Secured From Orchard of '200 Trees by Nebraska Man. Another convincing showing for good returns from spraying trees has Just como to hnnd from n Nebrnsku fruit grower, J. Italph Cooper, who has completed three years of spraying work under the direction of his state experiment, station. During tho threo years' period the unsprnyed trees ma tured only 18.4 per cent of marketable fruit This left 80.0 per cent of tho fruit thnt was lit only for vinegar, nnd gave nn annual averago income of only S1.C7 for the unsprnyed trees. In con trast, tho fruit trees that were sprayed four times ench season for the conlrAl of fungous diseases nnd insect pests, nt n cost of 21 cents per tree for labor nnd spray material, returned nn nn nunl average Income of 57.38 per tree. This means nn nddltlonnl profit of over $1,000 fromnn orchard of only 200 trecB. GUARD TREES FROM RAVAGES Mice and Rabbits Will Do Consider able Damage During Winter Sen son In Orchard. Every cure should bo taken to pro tect tho young fruit trees from ravages this winter by mice nnd rabbits. Hun dreds of young trees were destroyed last winter. There is going to be profit In every benrlng tree for years to come. And when npples get senrca and dear is no time to rush into planting. Bo rendy for tho prices. Wrapping tho trees with crumpled newspapers tied with binder twlno Is n chenp way out WOOD ASHES AS FERTILIZER Good for Grapes, and Half Bushel to a Vine Is About Right Prune Second Season. Wood ashes make n good fertilizer for grapes, and half n bushel to tho vine will not be too much. No prun ing will be required tho first season, but tho second Benson cut bnck tha strongest ennes to three or four buds nnd remove tho others. pr mu nw prairifs One cannot prune trees on the prnlrics In the winter ns touch :ib u a molstcr climate. A tree butcher who has gained Ills knowledge of pruning in Ontario v or Nova Scotln will bo a danger- Z ous man to turn loose in Muni- tobn for Instnnc?. Cnro nnd X watchfulness of tho grpwing troo will make Uio cutting off of big limbs unnecessary. GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER has been n household remedy nil ovar tho civilized world for more than half n century for constipation, intestinal troubles, torpid liver nnd tho generally depressed feeling that accompanies such disorders. It Is a most vnluablo remedy for Indigestion or nervous dys pepsia nnd liver troublo, bringing on headache, coming up of food, palpita tion of heart nnd many other symp toms. A few doses of AugUBt Flower will Immediately relievo you. It 1b n gcntlo laxative. Ask your druggist Bold in all clvlllzwl countries. Adv. Call Again. Tho young "prldo of tho family" hnd been to school for tho first time in his short six years. "what did you learnf' nsked his mother, ns mothers always ask ono tho nfternoon after tho morning before Llttlo Johnny frowned. "I didn't lenrn nothln'," bo replied. I havo to go back tomorrow." Went Down With the Ship. Attention hns been officially called to tho signal bravery of llobert Aus burno, a navy radio clcctrlclnn of tho first class, who went down when the United Stntes army trnnsport Antilles was sunk. When tho ship wns struck Ausburno nnd n fellow electrician nam ed MacMnhon wcro nslccp In tho ra dio room. Ausburnc, realizing the se riousness of tho sltuntlon, told his fel low worker to get on his Ufa preser ver. As ho left to tnko his emergency station at tho radio key ho shouted to his companion, "Good-bye, Mac." This was the last seen of him. Going to tho radio room MacMahon found it locked, and realizing thnt tho ship was fast sinking attempted to get Ausburno out, but without success. RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR. To half pint of water add 1 oz. Bay Rum, a small box of Barbo Compound, and Yt. os. of glycerine. Any druggist can put this up or you can mix it at home at very little cost. Full directions for mak ing and use como in each box of Barbo Compound. It will gradually darken streaked, faded nrav hair, and make it soft and glossy. It will not color the scalp, is not sticky or greasy, and does not rub off. Adr. Too Fast for tho Dictionaries. Judge Ituppenthnl says the language continues to outrun tho dictionnrlcs. In the Judge's own Knnsas dictionary, which ho has complied through many years In shortgrass courts, thero nro moro than 1,000 western words and phrases which are not la any other dic tionary. Judgo Ituppenthnl also re ports that tho latest Standard and Webster lexicons do not seem to hnvc heard of Colonel Roosevelt's familiar "Jugo-Slav," or of tho army "barrage." Kansas City Stnr. Fiery Red Plmnles. A hot bath with Outlcurn Soap followed by an application of Cutlcura Oint ment to distressing eczemns. etc. proves their wonderful properties. For free samples address "Cutlcura, Dept X, Boston." At druggists nnd by mnll Soap 25, Ointment 25 and CO. Adv. Thought Ownership Changed. A Httlo boy nnd his mother were seated across tho nlslc from me in the car and I asked tho mother to let the boy rldo with me. After sitting beside mo a few minutes, he nsked: "Do belong to you now?" Exchnngc. Arent's Hobos Extinct? Ono thing Mr. McAdoo will find ho can't control, and that Is the hobo transportation. The trnmp will rldo ns ho pleases nnd travel where he list eth. Memphis Commercial AppcnL Alfalfa, 0; Red Clover, $8; Sweet Glover. $17: Pedigreed Barley, S2. J. Mulhall, Sioux City, la. Adv. Seems Impossible. "I can Imnglno many things, but- "But what?" "But n Russlnn making pence." Red Cross Ball Blue, made In America, 11 f II A .11 ' 1. 1 1 1. I. .... C jt Uiercioro UlC UCBt, UUllgluu wc uuuic.huc, All good grocers, auv. When somo people are praying for sunshine nnd others- for ruin nothing much happens. Good Reason. Tvo cut out smoking lately." "How'd thnt hoppen?" 'Going with n different crowd now." Two editors fought n duel In Spnln. Both wcro roundly npplauded by tho public. No excuso will serve when he who hnB been snved to service fails to serve. I Net flnntrmts lSPluidPraohi SSI "L U nonnT -n run cent, a iflmc5tomachsanauow Based On Cost Per Tablet It Saves 9V2C.P CASCARAE? QUININE No advance to price for tljlt 30-yti-old remedy 3Sc for 34 tablets Some cnld tablet now 30c for 31 tablet Figured on proportionate cent per tsGlet, you asve 9Kc when you buy Hill's Cures Cold In 34 hours srip In 3 days Money bscktritfalli. 24 TabUts for 2Se. At any Drug Stor W. N. U., OMAHA, NO. 7--1910. CASTORIA For Infants and Children. Mothers Know That Genuine Castoria Bears rfiPf.rfninr ana uc5twuw-1 neither Onlam,Morphlncnori Mncral. NoTNA3G'tIcjl kdUiSKt liSittrrrmtmnr It..iinn nnri Diarrhoea andVcvcrlshncss nnd H rcsulunc mcrci rem"i - 1 Tactile SijnatK' jnfWriCoMWJ Always . the M For Exact Copy of Wrapper. In Use Over Thirty Years CASTORIA TNI ottmun aoMMNT. Hiw vorr crrr. ' For Constipation, Biliousness, Liver and Kidney troubles, tako Garfield Ten. Adv. One thorn of experience Is worth n whole wilderness of warning. Lowell, Where in Western Canada you can buy at from $15 to $38 per aero good (am land that will raise 20 to 45 bushels to tkc aero ef $2 wheat its easy to figure the profits. Many Western Canadian farmers (scores of them from the U. S.) have paid for their land from a single crop. Such an opportunity for 100 profit on labor and investment is worth investigation. , Canada extends to you a hearty Invitation to settle on her Free Homestead Lands of 160 Acres Each or secure some of the low priced lands in Manitoba, Saskatchewan or Alberta. Think what yea can nahe with wheat at $2 a bashel and land so easy to get Wonderful yields also of oats, uaricy ana Flax. Mixed farming and cattle raising. The climate is healthful and agreeable; railway fa cilities excellent; good schools and churches convenient Write for literature and particulars as to reduced railway rates to Supt Immigration, Ottawa. Canada, or to W. V. DENNETT Room 4, Dee Dldg., Omaha. Neb. Canadian Government Asent Id Nervous Mothers I Should Profit by the Experience of These Two Women Buffalo, N. Y. "I am tho mother of four children, and for nearly tureo years x aunorctt irom a lomaio troublo with paina in my bacic ana siuo, ana a gonoral -weakness. I had pro fessional, attendance most of that time but did not seem to get "well As a last resort I decided to try Lydia B. Pinkham'a Vegetablo Compound -which I had seen advertised in the nowsnapers, and in two -weeks noticed a marked improvement I continued its uso and am now frcd from pain and able to do all my house work." Mrs. B. B. Zizunska, 202 vvelsa Street, Buffalo, N. Y. Portland, Ind.- MI had a displacement and suffered bo badly from it at times I could not bo on my feet at all. I was all run down and so weak I could not do my housework, was nervous and could not lio uown at nlgnt. I took treatments from a physician duc tnoy aiu noc ueip mo. my, Aunt recommended. Lvdin, K. Pinlcl it and now I am strong and well again and do I my own work and I give Lydia E. Pinkham's Compound tho credit." Mrs. Josephine Kimule, 935 West Raco Street, Portland, Ind. Every Sick Woman Should Try LYDIA . PINKKANS COMPOUND LYDIA E.PINKHAM MEDICINE CO. LYNH.MASS.