The North Platte semi-weekly tribune. (North Platte, Neb.) 1895-1922, February 12, 1918, Image 3
THE 8EMLWEEKLY TRIBUNE, NORTH PLATTE, NEBRASKA. Stop That Cold At Once cascaraM quinine Ths old family remedy la table form safe, rare, eat? to Uke. No S)ltt no unpltsisnt sRer effect, urea cold la 24 hour Grip In S days. Monrybacklf ltfalli. Oettho imujiib pas; W1U1 Bed Top and Mr. Hill' .picture on It 2TabUtafor25. At Any Drug Store W. N. U., OMAHA, NO. 5-1918. Pathetic "Whnt is more pnthctlc," asked the sentimental young woman, "than a man who has loved nnd lost?" "Well,' 'replied tho man of experi ence," a fellow who has bet ubcut 52Q on a sure thing and found one that he was wrong 1b entitled to a nook at the calling place." RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR. To half pint of water add 1 oz. Bar Rum, a small box of Barbo Compound, rod J,4 oz. of glycerine. Any druggist can put this up or you can mix it at home at very little cost. Full directions for. mak ing and use come in each box of Barbo Compound. It will gradually darken itreaked, faded gray hair, and make it soft and glossy. It will not color the scalp, is not sticky or greasy, and does not rub off. Adv. Feeble. " Mr. Trumblc Tho elevator Isn't running as fast as usual this morn ing. Elevator Boy No" sir; I don't feel very strong today. Long Dead. The Barber (after the shave) "Hir dyed, sir?" Customer (baldheadcd) "Yes, It did, about Ave years ago." Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, that famous old remedy for Infants and children, and see that it Bears the Signature of In use for over ao Years. Children Ory for Fletcher's Castorin Poor John. John "There are always two sides to every argument, Martha." Mar tha "Yes; yours and the right side, John." The Sort of Man. "Mamie's admirer is u manufacturer of umbrellas." "1 see: a sort of rain beau." say. settle on S7?. Canada, Canada's invitation to every industrious worker to settle in Manitoba, baskatchewan or Alberta farmers to make money and happy, prosperous homes for themselves by helping her raise immense wheat crops to feed the world. You Can Get a Homestead of. 160 Acres Free or othei lands at very low prices. Where you can buy good farm land at 15 te $30 per acre that will raise 20 to 45 bushels of $2 wheat to the acre it's easy to become prosperous. Canadian farmers also grow wonderful crops of Oats, Barley and Flax. Mixed Farm Ins ia fully &3 profitable an industry as grain raising. The excellent Brasses, full of nutrition, are the only food required either for beef or dairy purposes. Good schools and churches; markets convenient; climate excellent Write for literature and particulars as to reduced railway rates to Supt of Im migration, Ottawa, Canada, or to W V. BENNETT Room & Deo Bldn., Omaha. Neb. Canadian Government Agent Puts a .. Stop to all DRr BRADBURY, Dentist 28 YEARS IN OMAHA. Home treatment for Gum Diseases. Painless Dentistry; work guaranteed lOyears; Fillings, Crowns, Bridge.workand Platea that stay whe'.e I put them.. Send for Booklet on Unu'sunl Dentistry It's t n M '. t en ll I Ail 11 ur..ilm.M .f br.il niif rim.k. u.k tree, nauroarj rare ror -u mucs Tie Up With the Woodmen of the World INSURANCE CERTIFICATES 5250 TO $5,000 If you live, we pay you. 1,100 recipients will tell you so. If you die, uie pay your beneficiary. 65,000 beneficiaries will so testify. WE WILL DO TO TIE TO No charge for explanation See the Camp Clerk or write i W. K. Fraser, Sovereign Commander, Omaha, Neb. 'Jte Cow's Health- First qTAlFW To think of the milk Yield Tint the cart before the horse. Many syitems working properly to become KOW-KURE, the great eow medicine, makes cows healthy and kttft them healthy. Working on the digestive and genital organs, it la a prompt, auro' : remedy for Abortion, BarrenneM. Retained Afterbirth, Scouring, Loit Appe 1 tits and Bunchei. Try KOW-KUEE: dnixlita and feed dealers sell It t esc ana ?i.io packages. Writ tor "Tht Horn Com DcUr, DAIRY ASSOCIATION CO., Lysaoavuie, VU mam Strength of Aluminum. Aluminum Is a widely distributed constituent Of the earth, occurring In a number of forms of combination; most r'uindant as silicates In the dif ferent varieties of clny. Tho most striking property of aluminum Is Its lightness. Aluminum Is not, section for section, comparatively r. strong metal. It Is only about as strong un der tensile strain, section for section, as castlron, nnd has less than one-half the strength of wrought Iron under ordinary conditions. Under compres sion the metal has u very low elastic limit, although Its extreme ductility al lows the metal to flow on Itself so freshly as to mako It for special pur poses a very safe metal to use In com pression. P'ire aluminum Is white with a decirta bluish tint, which becomes much moro marked on exposure, when n thin film of white oxide on Its sur face prevents further tarnishing from the air, but seems to give by contrast to the metal as a background an en hanced bluish tint. Take caro of your health nnd wealth will take care of you. Garfield Tea promotes'health. Adv. Furniture. "I'd like to visit the weather bu reau." "That Isn't a weather bureau. It's) an Ice chest" Not 80 Serious. "Does he take It seriously?" "About as seriously as an takes matrimony." actor Fortune's Foundation. "How did you lay the foundation for your fortune?" "I didn't lay It. I'm In the poultry business. A hen laid It" "Cold In the Head" is an acute attacic of Nasal Catarrh. Per sons who are subject to frequent "colds In the head" will And that the use of HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE will build up the System, cleanse the Blood and render them less liable to colds. Repeated attacks of Acute Catarrh mar lead to Chronic Catarrh. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE la tak en Internally and acta through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System. All Druggists 75c. Testimonials free. I100.0O for any case of catarrh that HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE will not cure. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. Tho Measure. Knlckcr How much coal have you? Bocker A solitaire and several bril liants. Opportunity comes every day to the man who believes In himself and goes out and chases nfter it. Bread Is the staff of life, but the roll of fame Is something else. Any business Is better than loafing; but lots of men don't know It. that's what thousands of farmers who have cone from the U. S. to homesteads or buy land in Westers is especially attractive, the wants Distemper ill II; CURES THE SICK And prevents others having the disease no matter how exposed. CO cents and $1 n bottle, S3 and $10 a dowa bottles. All good druggists and turf -roods houses. Soohn Medical Co., M&Hufacturerc, Goshen, Ind.,U.S.A. auowcu. ot- nuuuiui.11 ui nunu mug., uiuu, ncv. and the cow's health afterward li mtltln "poor milkers" only seed to hare their good producers. f,. msnNcaoN city One More Instance of WASHINGTON. How $1,000 worth thin dime may be worked Into a In the hand is worth two in the busb, however, that tho candy was purchased would bo divided ntnong the hundreds Sherwood wns wulklng nround with tho "thousand" In his pocket all ready to hund across tho counter, saying, meanwhile, "Give me n thousand dollars' worth of your best, please." A thousand dollars In your pocket makes you In a benign mood. "Sam," said Sherwood to tho colored messenger, "here's a thousand dol lars for you." In order that the messenger might not take him too seriously, Sherwood gave nn understanding smile, one of those smiles that says, "Don't mind what I say, but what I mean." The messenger understood. Te3-Indeedy, ho did. no touched the roll reverently. ' Then he resolutely put It aside, nnd said : "Dat urn sho a great roll, boss ; but ten cents a-comlng' would look better ter me." Worth Waiting For, Was SITE looked ns if time hnd gathered pulled tho drawing strings. And her how bony her skull was between the through the bars of a gnte at Union station, sho somehow suggested Char- lotte Cordny per Corcoran gallery pose though, naturally, a tumless worm or n woman couiu not omer wlse favor the Joan of the Revolution, who helped to put Napoleon on his throne. Nor did she, in the least, convey nn ownership of folks, except that you know somebody must bo coming by the wny sho waited, and waited and waited. As each train chooed-chooed under the umbrella shed sho galvanized herself Into eager notice, and nt each disappointment subsided Into the Corday pose and an expression thnt was entirely her own. At last there Is how long It takes a coming nt lnst n man swung abend of a string1 of hom ing travelers and boomed out: "Lo, little mom." And the tumless one was Immediately npotheoslsed Into exultnnt moth crhood by her answering quaver. "Son!" Son wasn't In the worm class not yellow-toothed, red-faced, gray-haired, 'of n mnn. And when tho eaclc swooped One moment, nlense. to change should be allowed an editorial pass to what happened was, that the giant of n man lifted up the smnll woman ns If she had been a little child nnd kissed her with nn honest glndness thht innrio vou rclolco for the noor soul. Which shows to go back to the worms In natural history and out of Many Puzzle Their Heads Over Questionnaire SURELY there Is a mine for silver, and wisdom Is not found In tho answers which thousands nay, millions, of men f TMIflK IU B ) 'STREET CAP. CONDUCTOR Iwentiso ho nlrcndv wns In tho "nudlenco nrn rievelonlnir over nicht. It would clnlms on account of Industrial grounds. Of course, Industrial grounds are well defined by tho new selective service regulations, but does that bother the man who wishes to make a claim when he has none isoc n uu oi u. T nm nn Pinprt Imfis bov." wrote one reKlstrnnt. "I nm nn expert shnmmler," declnred another. He meant that when It comes to polishing up tho "bright work" on an automobile he wns III a clnss nh by himself. Tim divorce courts nro bclne helned out wonderfully by tho now reguln lions, it is averred. Many men are dependents who never were too good finmn of tho men nro conscientious One mnn, nnswerlng the question, the past twelve months, In cash, in in copnnii nnrr tho fnct i 1 1 1 o imi mwvmm - pigeons. Why Not Have a "Stay - at ((lfUY not n 'stay-nt-home day' to W a philosopher friend said one ... ... . . . . i ii,i wnonmrrmn pnn niin inriri'iv 111 nun continued. "From dnily observation on the street cars of the city, I am con vinced that tho serious overcrowding of the cars Is brought about in lurge purt by the women. "Try to go home nny time in tho afternoon, espcclnlly between four nnd six o'clock, whe i the workers of the city, In ull walks of life, Beek their homes for rest nnd n good dinner. "Then you will see every street enr pneked with- human freight, nnd you will observe thnt practically every sent In every car Is occupied by a woman who does not have to work In at lenst ono day a week, no matter ivoulrt be lessened to a marked degree. "If every woman would set for It, I don't believe Mr. Heeler nnd tho half so hnrd a job, "Now what do you think of my scheme?" asked this philosopher. "You'd better nsk the women what they think of It," I answered. the "Bird in the Hand'7 of candy, n colored messenger nnd one new version of tho old proverb, "A bird was demonstrated nt the city post ofllce just before Christmas. Bill Sherwood, prlvnte secretary to Post master Chance, bought the candy. Sherwood, as rlcht-hand man to Chance, who Is chalrmun of local ex- j emptlon board for division No. 8, knows a whole lot about the draft. He received his training under Chance, who runs tho city post office with his right hand, the affairs of the exemption board with his left hand and tho "Billy" Sunday campaign the Lord only knows how. I learned, for the City Tost OHlco club, and of members of that organisation. This Particular "Worm" her, face Into rows of flno tucks nnd hair was so sparse that you could see threads of ash-gray. As she stared x rv (SON J v. always an at last, you notice, no matter by no means. He wns a big-Jointed, fast-striding, 13. Plurlbus Unura eagle down on the worm metaphors, nonest. only expert w-Uers roam free among the llowcrs of speech wrecked metaphor that there may bo It that have no occasion to turn. n place where one may get gold, but of registrants to the questionnaires are filling out these days. Tho great est place for the study or numnn nn lure I have ever seen," said one proml ncnt member of tho legal advisory board, as he stood In an exemption board headquarters ono dny lnst week, The faithful work being done by members of the lecal profession In helping registrants nil out their ques tlonnnlres Is a phnse of selective serV' ice work which will go down In thnt unwritten history which Is always greater In extent than the written, A registrant claimed exemption department" of tho nrmy. "Experts' seem, from n consideration of exemption providing regularly for wives and other "providers" berore, it is nucgeu. to n degree In nnswerlng the questions, "What wns your totnl Income during otlier tilings or valuer inciuucu m ma that he was the proud raiser of two - - Home" Day for Women help solve the local street car problem?" day lnst week. "I believe the women of ..in 1 (),,, ,,,,n,i 4 nm n ttilml if ' ' lin muni;,, u mtj wnw m.t.u iv, ..u womnn. Hut I believe that If every nn ofllce would resolve to stay nt homo whnt happened, the street car jamming herself n 'stny-at-homo day,' nnd stick to public utilities comralaslon will have A Woman's Bur den i ftre lightened whon sho turns to trie right medicine. If hor oziatonee If mado gloomy by tho chronic weaknesses, flolicato dorangoments, nnd painful dis orders that BlTllct her box, sho will And relief and emancipation from hor troub les In Dr. Pierce's Favorito Prescrip tion. If sho 'a overworked, nervous, or "run-down," sho flnda now life and strength, it's a powerful, invigorating tonic nnd norvlno which was discovered and used by an eminent physician for any years, in all cases of "femalo complaints1' and weaknesses. For young girls just entoring womanhood; for women at the critical "chango of life": in bearing-down sensations, periodical pains, ulceration, inflamma tion, and every kindred ailment, tho "Faorlte Prescription" is the only mecicine put up wituout alcohol In- gradients on wrapper. Tho "Prescription" is sold in tablet or liquid form. Send lOo to Dr. Pierce, juunaio, xi. x., zor largo trial pkg. Auburn, Nobr. "I do not know of a medicino that I can ao highly recom mend for women and their ailments as Dr. Pierce's Favorito Prescription. I was Buuoring with woman 'o trouble. I bocamo run-down, nervous. Buffered from backacbo and pains in tho side ox tonding downward. I was continually in distress. I fell off in weight and was just miserablo when 'Favorito Proscrip tion' was rocommonded to mo. I took about six bottles and was well satisfied with tho results, for I was cured of my woakness and restored to good health. I havo gained back my natural weight ana navo neon a won jioreon over since." Mrs. John W, Thompson. WAS ANCIENT ROMAN ROAD Watllng Street Probably One of the Oldest Thoroughfares In the United Kingdom. Watllng street from a very early pe riod was applied to an old Itomnn rond that extended across England east and west from Dover through London and into Wales. One historian snys: "The milky way was known to our early English ancestors as Watllng street, signifying tho rond by which the he roic sons of Wneltla marched across tho heavens. When they settled In Englnnd they transferred the nnme Watllng street to tho grent Romnn rond which they found traversing the Island, from London to Chester, Tor Hons of the rond still bear the nnme." Tho Drltlsh cyclopedia accepts that part of the trndltlon thnt applies the nnme of Wnfllng street to the old Ilo mnn rond, but It Ignores the milky wny theory nnd snys: "Tho derivation of Watllng Is unknown, but nn Ensllsh personnl name may Ho behind It. In the Elizabethan period and nfter It, the nnme Wntllng street seems to hnvo been nppllod by nntlqunrlcs to many Roman or reputed Roman roads In va rious parts of Ilritnln, and English mnp makers and Inferior writers on Romnn roads still perpetunte the Ac tions. In particular the Itomnn 'North rond,' which ran from Yorl; through Corbrldgo nnd over Cheviot to New stead near Melrose, nnd thence to tho Wall of Pins, nnd which has largely been In use ever since Roman times Is now not unfrequently called Wnt ling street, though there Is no old tm dltlon for It." Some men who Imnglne they are cut out for politicians nro poor fits. Mom cuttln dlo ot parelrats at tho bow mo nod bet nit d rnnched than from all omur rowoi iroumrs I)r. David llolorts' T IVItTttNHV lt-lr.m Kfln fed err on th toneue will oTi'rcoma rarulrtla and atoppnaeof too bunola hna avoiding dnmcUlng wblch la d..,i if.. Pr.iih.l t!nm Vfrlnar1a!i a for frf. tMkl.t b.rll la taws Dr. Datid Hocirti' Til. Co. 100 Graad dunui. WiuVuhi, Hit. WntsonK.C'olaman,Waab liiKton.D.O. Hooka free, lllib ett rstereocea. Ileal results. Nebraska Directory VAN ARNAM DRESS PLEAT1N & BUTTON CO. 336-7 Psxton Block Omsha, Nab. Accordion, knife, side, space, box, huu burst stid cotubluatlon pleat- trig, bemstltcmncr, plcot etlinng, pinking, ruchIriiT,covrrlnir buttons, all stylea and sizes. Price Llsl free. CREAM WANTED Market Tour crenm nheroltnlllnet Ton the moat money. 1 1 niiriixini uriiiry i.'oiupunr ottan joa tho benetllof Its Iblrlyfour Tears uf x pnrlencn. Mr slMppIng ronr cream tutlils company jrou will rocelto full market Talus In payments yourclinck nlll bo sent you dally; you will save ox- prms uhurtrni ana your cana will be retnmrd more promptly. They mmranteo u net you from K)a to tl.00 mora per can for your cream than you can get by lelllDK 1 1 at home. Hhlp Ut t ho noureat Nebraska f ao- lory, ruiaw ara laeau ai uauaa, ktaia aas uraaii nun 6 INTEREST PAID O You on all Savings We also loan money on dwelling and business property. Incorporated In IKK). Wrlto orcnll on us. Under supervision of Htute Bunking Dept. CANKERS' SAVINGS A LOAN ASSOCIATION ISOS Fornora St., Umalia, Neb, OMAHA PIPE CO. Importers and Jobbers PIPES AND SMOKERS SUNDRIES EXPERT PIPE REPAIRING 1S03 Howard Street, Omaha, Neb. JOLIET' SPRING and CYLINDER SHELLERS Champion Kerosene Engines Bowsher Feed Grinders Hand and Power Feed Cutters LIN IN G ER IMPLEMENT CO., Omaha, Nebr. FIREPLACE GRATES AND ANDIRONS Tile floors for veotlbulas, bath rooms, etc. Write for catalogue. MILTON ROGERS SDNS CO. IBIS Harney St. Omaha, tUb. Nebraska Directory DOCTORS MAGH & MACH DENTISTS bbbbbbbbsbmP 3rd Floor PAXTON BLOCK. 16th and Fsrnsr St.. OMAHA. Heat equipped Dental Offlees in uranns. nB0nmBI rriemw. upcciai discount to ssll people living outshle of Omabs MID-WEST ELECTRIC CO. 1907 narneyBt. Omaha, Nab. 7QP Cbsrry Nt. DesMolnat,Is ELECTRICAL JOBBERS DlttrlbatorB. for 0nral Hleetrla Ooj Arlsj Blecuio Co., Telephone! a A. Wooa Preaerrer O 'A food stock of snral supplies, sovn clues CATTLE HOGS SHEEP BOWLES FOR REAL SERVICE Hotel Loyal, Omaha Talis Dodgs Street Car From Stations ABSOLUTELY FIREPROOF Paf ab j Sl.M Bp without bat. JXaieS I si .jobs wit bath. Thm Hotel With a RiiHttteft R. C BRTAKT rrsBrielsra O. C CAR NET SPORTING GOODS Athletic Goods, Baseball, Tennis, Golf; Outing Clothing, Camping Supplies, Kodaks, Fishing Tackle. SOWFWCATA18& THE TOWNSEND GUN CO. 1614 Fsrnsss Si. OMAHA, NEE. Write, wire or prion WOOD BROTHERS OMAHA For correct quotations on livestock. ESTABLISHED 1867. GARAGE TOOLS LATHESDRILL PRESSES- GRINDERS Sasderlasd Hscilnery & Supply C., -Osaka AUTO ELECTRIC SERVICE GO. M 310 S. 10th St.. OMAHA. NEB. Electric Starter Specialists ALL MAKES REPAIRED . Hits t Sweksda FLORISTS Special attention to onutda orders for floral designs by mail orexoreaa. Quick aerrlos lilO F All NAM BTN OMAHA, KKURASKA FILMS DEVELOPED FREE When Prints Ara Ordered Prints SMx3f . 3 centa 1 SHxaH, (nti postal card size, 0 coals, postpaid. Beaton Photo Supply Co. 15th &. Farnam Sta. Omaha. Nek BUYERS "'SELLERS or cattle 1 Hoo5asHCEP STOCK YARDS'OMAHAj Hotel Casfle 632 S. 16th Stree! Omaba, Neb. New, absolutely fireproof. 800 ROOMS With prlrate toilet Jl.00 with prlrato bath 11.60. FRED A. CASTLE, Proprietor Buy or aoll. You save money by dealing with. "Omaha's most extensive shippers." OMAHA HAY CO.. OMAHA Address Department "W" IT PAYS TO SHIP DREAM DIRECT ALFALFA BUTTER CO,, OMAHA Ask us to put your name on our quotation list that you may compare our prices with others NEAL INSTITUTE LIQUOR AND DRUG Cases Exclusively 3 to 5 DAY TREATMENT Jay S. Hawley, Kgr 1 502 S. 1 Oth SL, Omaba, Ntb. Frank Svoboda MONUMENTS For Factory Prices 1215-31 So. 13th Strsst, OMAHA. NEB. Guaranteed Tires ONE HALF PRICE Hade With Two OldTlrf s GET TUB OUIOINAL "2-IN-l" TIRES Guaranteed for 8,000 Miles tOxi f 0.00 I S0x3M I 7.16 I 82jaU.M... B.31 83il 110.15 I 31x4 tlOolsiHH tl2.3S Wr'te for prices without tires. EXPERT TIRK AND TURK REPAIRING RADIATOH REPAIRING 2-1N-1 VULCANIZING CO. Dst.R. 1516-18 DaT.nport St. OMAHA Agents wanted for "Mn-l" tlree.