THE 8EMLWEEKLY TRIBUNE, NORTH PLATTE, NEBRASKA.
Stop
That
Cold At Once
cascaraM quinine
Ths old family remedy la table
form safe, rare, eat? to Uke. No
S)ltt no unpltsisnt sRer effect,
urea cold la 24 hour Grip In S
days. Monrybacklf ltfalli. Oettho
imujiib pas; W1U1
Bed Top and Mr.
Hill' .picture on It
2TabUtafor25.
At Any Drug Store
W. N. U., OMAHA, NO. 5-1918.
Pathetic
"Whnt is more pnthctlc," asked the
sentimental young woman, "than a
man who has loved nnd lost?"
"Well,' 'replied tho man of experi
ence," a fellow who has bet ubcut 52Q
on a sure thing and found one that he
was wrong 1b entitled to a nook at the
calling place."
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.
To half pint of water add 1 oz. Bar
Rum, a small box of Barbo Compound,
rod J,4 oz. of glycerine. Any druggist can
put this up or you can mix it at home at
very little cost. Full directions for. mak
ing and use come in each box of Barbo
Compound. It will gradually darken
itreaked, faded gray hair, and make it soft
and glossy. It will not color the scalp, is not
sticky or greasy, and does not rub off. Adv.
Feeble. "
Mr. Trumblc Tho elevator Isn't
running as fast as usual this morn
ing. Elevator Boy No" sir; I don't feel
very strong today.
Long Dead.
The Barber (after the shave) "Hir
dyed, sir?" Customer (baldheadcd)
"Yes, It did, about Ave years ago."
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for Infants and children, and see that it
Bears the
Signature of
In use for over ao Years.
Children Ory for Fletcher's Castorin
Poor John.
John "There are always two sides
to every argument, Martha." Mar
tha "Yes; yours and the right side,
John."
The Sort of Man.
"Mamie's admirer is u manufacturer
of umbrellas."
"1 see: a sort of rain beau."
say.
settle on
S7?.
Canada, Canada's invitation to every industrious worker to settle in
Manitoba, baskatchewan or Alberta
farmers to make money and happy, prosperous homes for themselves
by helping her raise immense wheat crops to feed the world.
You Can Get a Homestead of. 160 Acres Free
or othei lands at very low prices. Where you can buy good farm
land at 15 te $30 per acre that will raise 20 to 45 bushels of $2
wheat to the acre it's easy to become prosperous. Canadian farmers
also grow wonderful crops of Oats, Barley and Flax. Mixed Farm
Ins ia fully &3 profitable an industry as grain raising. The excellent
Brasses, full of nutrition, are the only food required either
for beef or dairy purposes. Good schools and churches;
markets convenient; climate excellent Write for literature
and particulars as to reduced railway rates to Supt of Im
migration, Ottawa, Canada, or to
W V. BENNETT
Room & Deo Bldn., Omaha. Neb.
Canadian Government Agent
Puts a ..
Stop to all
DRr BRADBURY, Dentist
28 YEARS IN OMAHA. Home treatment for Gum Diseases. Painless
Dentistry; work guaranteed lOyears; Fillings, Crowns, Bridge.workand Platea
that stay whe'.e I put them.. Send for Booklet on Unu'sunl Dentistry It's
t n M '. t en ll I Ail 11 ur..ilm.M .f br.il niif rim.k. u.k
tree, nauroarj rare ror -u mucs
Tie Up With the
Woodmen of the World
INSURANCE CERTIFICATES 5250 TO $5,000
If you live, we pay you. 1,100 recipients will tell you so. If you
die, uie pay your beneficiary. 65,000 beneficiaries will so testify.
WE WILL DO TO TIE TO
No charge for explanation See the Camp Clerk or write i
W. K. Fraser, Sovereign Commander, Omaha, Neb.
'Jte Cow's Health- First qTAlFW
To think of the milk Yield Tint
the cart before the horse. Many
syitems working properly to become
KOW-KURE, the great eow medicine, makes cows healthy and kttft them
healthy. Working on the digestive and genital organs, it la a prompt, auro'
: remedy for Abortion, BarrenneM. Retained Afterbirth, Scouring, Loit Appe
1 tits and Bunchei. Try KOW-KUEE: dnixlita and feed dealers sell It
t esc ana ?i.io packages.
Writ tor "Tht Horn Com DcUr,
DAIRY ASSOCIATION CO.,
Lysaoavuie, VU
mam
Strength of Aluminum.
Aluminum Is a widely distributed
constituent Of the earth, occurring In
a number of forms of combination;
most r'uindant as silicates In the dif
ferent varieties of clny. Tho most
striking property of aluminum Is Its
lightness. Aluminum Is not, section
for section, comparatively r. strong
metal. It Is only about as strong un
der tensile strain, section for section,
as castlron, nnd has less than one-half
the strength of wrought Iron under
ordinary conditions. Under compres
sion the metal has u very low elastic
limit, although Its extreme ductility al
lows the metal to flow on Itself so
freshly as to mako It for special pur
poses a very safe metal to use In com
pression. P'ire aluminum Is white with
a decirta bluish tint, which becomes
much moro marked on exposure, when
n thin film of white oxide on Its sur
face prevents further tarnishing from
the air, but seems to give by contrast
to the metal as a background an en
hanced bluish tint.
Take caro of your health nnd wealth
will take care of you. Garfield Tea
promotes'health. Adv.
Furniture.
"I'd like to visit the weather bu
reau." "That Isn't a weather bureau. It's)
an Ice chest"
Not 80 Serious.
"Does he take It seriously?"
"About as seriously as an
takes matrimony."
actor
Fortune's Foundation.
"How did you lay the foundation for
your fortune?" "I didn't lay It. I'm
In the poultry business. A hen laid It"
"Cold In the Head"
is an acute attacic of Nasal Catarrh. Per
sons who are subject to frequent "colds
In the head" will And that the use of
HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE will
build up the System, cleanse the Blood
and render them less liable to colds.
Repeated attacks of Acute Catarrh mar
lead to Chronic Catarrh.
HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE la tak
en Internally and acta through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System.
All Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
I100.0O for any case of catarrh that
HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE will not
cure.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
Tho Measure.
Knlckcr How much coal have you?
Bocker A solitaire and several bril
liants. Opportunity comes every day to
the man who believes In himself and
goes out and chases nfter it.
Bread Is the staff of life, but the roll
of fame Is something else.
Any business Is better than loafing;
but lots of men don't know It.
that's what thousands of farmers
who have cone from the U. S. to
homesteads or buy land in Westers
is especially attractive, the wants
Distemper
ill
II;
CURES THE SICK
And prevents others having the disease no matter how
exposed. CO cents and $1 n bottle, S3 and $10 a dowa
bottles. All good druggists and turf -roods houses.
Soohn Medical Co., M&Hufacturerc, Goshen, Ind.,U.S.A.
auowcu. ot- nuuuiui.11 ui nunu mug., uiuu, ncv.
and the cow's health afterward li mtltln
"poor milkers" only seed to hare their
good producers.
f,.
msnNcaoN city
One More Instance of
WASHINGTON. How $1,000 worth
thin dime may be worked Into a
In the hand is worth two in the busb,
however, that tho candy was purchased
would bo divided ntnong the hundreds
Sherwood wns wulklng nround with tho "thousand" In his pocket all
ready to hund across tho counter, saying, meanwhile, "Give me n thousand
dollars' worth of your best, please."
A thousand dollars In your pocket makes you In a benign mood.
"Sam," said Sherwood to tho colored messenger, "here's a thousand dol
lars for you."
In order that the messenger might not take him too seriously, Sherwood
gave nn understanding smile, one of those smiles that says, "Don't mind
what I say, but what I mean."
The messenger understood. Te3-Indeedy, ho did.
no touched the roll reverently. '
Then he resolutely put It aside, nnd said :
"Dat urn sho a great roll, boss ; but ten cents a-comlng' would look better
ter me."
Worth Waiting For, Was
SITE looked ns if time hnd gathered
pulled tho drawing strings. And her
how bony her skull was between the
through the bars of a gnte at Union
station, sho somehow suggested Char-
lotte Cordny per Corcoran gallery
pose though, naturally, a tumless
worm or n woman couiu not omer
wlse favor the Joan of the Revolution,
who helped to put Napoleon on his
throne.
Nor did she, in the least, convey
nn ownership of folks, except that you
know somebody must bo coming by
the wny sho waited, and waited and
waited. As each train chooed-chooed
under the umbrella shed sho galvanized herself Into eager notice, and nt each
disappointment subsided Into the Corday pose and an expression thnt was
entirely her own. At last there Is
how long It takes a coming nt lnst n man swung abend of a string1 of hom
ing travelers and boomed out:
"Lo, little mom."
And the tumless one was Immediately npotheoslsed Into exultnnt moth
crhood by her answering quaver.
"Son!"
Son wasn't In the worm class not
yellow-toothed, red-faced, gray-haired,
'of n mnn. And when tho eaclc swooped
One moment, nlense. to change
should be allowed an editorial pass to
what happened was, that the giant of n man lifted up the smnll woman ns
If she had been a little child nnd kissed her with nn honest glndness thht
innrio vou rclolco for the noor soul.
Which shows to go back to the
worms In natural history and out of
Many Puzzle Their Heads Over Questionnaire
SURELY there Is a mine for silver, and
wisdom Is not found In tho answers
which thousands nay, millions, of men
f TMIflK IU B )
'STREET CAP.
CONDUCTOR
Iwentiso ho nlrcndv wns In tho "nudlenco
nrn rievelonlnir over nicht. It would
clnlms on account of Industrial grounds. Of course, Industrial grounds are
well defined by tho new selective service regulations, but does that bother
the man who wishes to make a claim when he has none isoc n uu oi u.
T nm nn Pinprt Imfis bov." wrote one reKlstrnnt.
"I nm nn expert shnmmler," declnred another. He meant that when It
comes to polishing up tho "bright work" on an automobile he wns III a clnss
nh by himself.
Tim divorce courts nro bclne helned out wonderfully by tho now reguln
lions, it is averred. Many men are
dependents who never were too good
finmn of tho men nro conscientious
One mnn, nnswerlng the question,
the past twelve months, In cash, in
in copnnii nnrr tho fnct
i 1 1 1 o imi mwvmm -
pigeons.
Why Not Have a "Stay - at
((lfUY not n 'stay-nt-home day' to
W a philosopher friend said one
... ... . . . . i ii,i
wnonmrrmn pnn niin inriri'iv 111 nun
continued. "From dnily observation on
the street cars of the city, I am con
vinced that tho serious overcrowding
of the cars Is brought about in lurge
purt by the women.
"Try to go home nny time in tho
afternoon, espcclnlly between four nnd
six o'clock, whe i the workers of the
city, In ull walks of life, Beek their
homes for rest nnd n good dinner.
"Then you will see every street
enr pneked with- human freight, nnd
you will observe thnt practically every
sent In every car Is occupied by a
woman who does not have to work In
at lenst ono day a week, no matter
ivoulrt be lessened to a marked degree.
"If every woman would set for
It, I don't believe Mr. Heeler nnd tho
half so hnrd a job,
"Now what do you think of my scheme?" asked this philosopher.
"You'd better nsk the women what they think of It," I answered.
the "Bird in the Hand'7
of candy, n colored messenger nnd one
new version of tho old proverb, "A bird
was demonstrated nt the city post
ofllce just before Christmas. Bill
Sherwood, prlvnte secretary to Post
master Chance, bought the candy.
Sherwood, as rlcht-hand man to
Chance, who Is chalrmun of local ex- j
emptlon board for division No. 8,
knows a whole lot about the draft. He
received his training under Chance,
who runs tho city post office with
his right hand, the affairs of the
exemption board with his left hand
and tho "Billy" Sunday campaign the
Lord only knows how. I learned,
for the City Tost OHlco club, and
of members of that organisation.
This Particular "Worm"
her, face Into rows of flno tucks nnd
hair was so sparse that you could see
threads of ash-gray. As she stared
x rv
(SON J
v.
always an at last, you notice, no matter
by no means. He wns a big-Jointed,
fast-striding, 13. Plurlbus Unura eagle
down on the worm
metaphors, nonest. only expert w-Uers
roam free among the llowcrs of speech
wrecked metaphor that there may bo
It that have no occasion to turn.
n place where one may get gold, but
of registrants to the questionnaires
are filling out these days. Tho great
est place for the study or numnn nn
lure I have ever seen," said one proml
ncnt member of tho legal advisory
board, as he stood In an exemption
board headquarters ono dny lnst week,
The faithful work being done by
members of the lecal profession In
helping registrants nil out their ques
tlonnnlres Is a phnse of selective serV'
ice work which will go down In thnt
unwritten history which Is always
greater In extent than the written,
A registrant claimed exemption
department" of tho nrmy. "Experts'
seem, from n consideration of exemption
providing regularly for wives and other
"providers" berore, it is nucgeu.
to n degree In nnswerlng the questions,
"What wns your totnl Income during
otlier tilings or valuer inciuucu m ma
that he was the proud raiser of two
-
- Home" Day for Women
help solve the local street car problem?"
day lnst week. "I believe the women of
..in 1 (),,, ,,,,n,i 4 nm n ttilml if ' ' lin
muni;,, u mtj wnw m.t.u iv, ..u
womnn. Hut I believe that If every
nn ofllce would resolve to stay nt homo
whnt happened, the street car jamming
herself n 'stny-at-homo day,' nnd stick to
public utilities comralaslon will have
A Woman's Bur den i
ftre lightened whon sho turns to trie
right medicine. If hor oziatonee If
mado gloomy by tho chronic weaknesses,
flolicato dorangoments, nnd painful dis
orders that BlTllct her box, sho will And
relief and emancipation from hor troub
les In Dr. Pierce's Favorito Prescrip
tion. If sho 'a overworked, nervous, or
"run-down," sho flnda now life and
strength, it's a powerful, invigorating
tonic nnd norvlno which was discovered
and used by an eminent physician for
any years, in all cases of "femalo
complaints1' and weaknesses. For
young girls just entoring womanhood;
for women at the critical "chango of
life": in bearing-down sensations,
periodical pains, ulceration, inflamma
tion, and every kindred ailment, tho
"Faorlte Prescription" is the only
mecicine put up wituout alcohol In-
gradients on wrapper.
Tho "Prescription" is sold in tablet
or liquid form. Send lOo to Dr. Pierce,
juunaio, xi. x., zor largo trial pkg.
Auburn, Nobr. "I do not know of a
medicino that I can ao highly recom
mend for women and their ailments as
Dr. Pierce's Favorito Prescription. I
was Buuoring with woman 'o trouble. I
bocamo run-down, nervous. Buffered
from backacbo and pains in tho side ox
tonding downward. I was continually
in distress. I fell off in weight and was
just miserablo when 'Favorito Proscrip
tion' was rocommonded to mo. I took
about six bottles and was well satisfied
with tho results, for I was cured of my
woakness and restored to good health.
I havo gained back my natural weight
ana navo neon a won jioreon over
since." Mrs. John W, Thompson.
WAS ANCIENT ROMAN ROAD
Watllng Street Probably One of the
Oldest Thoroughfares In the
United Kingdom.
Watllng street from a very early pe
riod was applied to an old Itomnn rond
that extended across England east and
west from Dover through London and
into Wales. One historian snys: "The
milky way was known to our early
English ancestors as Watllng street,
signifying tho rond by which the he
roic sons of Wneltla marched across
tho heavens. When they settled In
Englnnd they transferred the nnme
Watllng street to tho grent Romnn
rond which they found traversing the
Island, from London to Chester, Tor
Hons of the rond still bear the nnme."
Tho Drltlsh cyclopedia accepts that
part of the trndltlon thnt applies the
nnme of Wnfllng street to the old Ilo
mnn rond, but It Ignores the milky wny
theory nnd snys: "Tho derivation of
Watllng Is unknown, but nn Ensllsh
personnl name may Ho behind It. In
the Elizabethan period and nfter It,
the nnme Wntllng street seems to hnvo
been nppllod by nntlqunrlcs to many
Roman or reputed Roman roads In va
rious parts of Ilritnln, and English
mnp makers and Inferior writers on
Romnn roads still perpetunte the Ac
tions. In particular the Itomnn 'North
rond,' which ran from Yorl; through
Corbrldgo nnd over Cheviot to New
stead near Melrose, nnd thence to tho
Wall of Pins, nnd which has largely
been In use ever since Roman times
Is now not unfrequently called Wnt
ling street, though there Is no old tm
dltlon for It."
Some men who Imnglne they are cut
out for politicians nro poor fits.
Mom cuttln dlo ot parelrats at tho
bow mo nod bet nit d rnnched than from
all omur rowoi iroumrs
I)r. David llolorts'
T IVItTttNHV lt-lr.m Kfln
fed err on th toneue will oTi'rcoma
rarulrtla and atoppnaeof too bunola
hna avoiding dnmcUlng wblch la
d..,i if.. Pr.iih.l t!nm Vfrlnar1a!i
a for frf. tMkl.t b.rll la taws
Dr. Datid Hocirti' Til. Co. 100 Graad dunui. WiuVuhi, Hit.
WntsonK.C'olaman,Waab
liiKton.D.O. Hooka free, lllib
ett rstereocea. Ileal results.
Nebraska Directory
VAN ARNAM DRESS PLEAT1N
& BUTTON CO.
336-7 Psxton Block Omsha, Nab.
Accordion, knife, side, space, box,
huu burst stid cotubluatlon pleat-
trig, bemstltcmncr, plcot etlinng,
pinking, ruchIriiT,covrrlnir buttons,
all stylea and sizes. Price Llsl free.
CREAM WANTED
Market Tour crenm nheroltnlllnet Ton the moat
money. 1 1 niiriixini uriiiry i.'oiupunr
ottan joa tho benetllof Its Iblrlyfour Tears uf x
pnrlencn. Mr slMppIng ronr cream tutlils company
jrou will rocelto full market Talus In payments
yourclinck nlll bo sent you dally; you will save ox-
prms uhurtrni ana your cana will be retnmrd more
promptly. They mmranteo u net you from K)a to tl.00
mora per can for your cream than you can get by
lelllDK 1 1 at home. Hhlp Ut t ho noureat Nebraska f ao-
lory, ruiaw ara laeau ai uauaa, ktaia aas uraaii nun
6
INTEREST PAID
O You on all Savings
We also loan money on dwelling and business
property. Incorporated In IKK). Wrlto orcnll on
us. Under supervision of Htute Bunking Dept.
CANKERS' SAVINGS A LOAN ASSOCIATION
ISOS Fornora St., Umalia, Neb,
OMAHA PIPE CO.
Importers and Jobbers
PIPES AND SMOKERS SUNDRIES
EXPERT PIPE REPAIRING
1S03 Howard Street, Omaha, Neb.
JOLIET' SPRING and
CYLINDER SHELLERS
Champion Kerosene Engines
Bowsher Feed Grinders
Hand and Power Feed Cutters
LIN IN G ER IMPLEMENT CO., Omaha, Nebr.
FIREPLACE
GRATES AND ANDIRONS
Tile floors for veotlbulas, bath rooms, etc.
Write for catalogue.
MILTON ROGERS SDNS CO.
IBIS Harney St. Omaha, tUb.
Nebraska Directory
DOCTORS
MAGH & MACH
DENTISTS
bbbbbbbbsbmP
3rd Floor PAXTON BLOCK. 16th and Fsrnsr
St.. OMAHA. Heat equipped Dental Offlees
in uranns. nB0nmBI rriemw. upcciai
discount to ssll people living outshle of Omabs
MID-WEST ELECTRIC CO.
1907 narneyBt. Omaha, Nab.
7QP Cbsrry Nt. DesMolnat,Is
ELECTRICAL JOBBERS
DlttrlbatorB. for 0nral Hleetrla Ooj Arlsj
Blecuio Co., Telephone! a A. Wooa Preaerrer O
'A food stock of snral supplies, sovn clues
CATTLE HOGS SHEEP
BOWLES
FOR REAL SERVICE
Hotel Loyal, Omaha
Talis Dodgs Street Car From Stations
ABSOLUTELY FIREPROOF
Paf ab j Sl.M Bp without bat.
JXaieS I si .jobs wit bath.
Thm Hotel With a RiiHttteft
R. C BRTAKT rrsBrielsra O. C CAR NET
SPORTING GOODS
Athletic Goods, Baseball, Tennis, Golf;
Outing Clothing, Camping Supplies,
Kodaks, Fishing Tackle. SOWFWCATA18&
THE TOWNSEND GUN CO.
1614 Fsrnsss Si. OMAHA, NEE.
Write, wire or prion
WOOD BROTHERS
OMAHA
For correct quotations on
livestock. ESTABLISHED 1867.
GARAGE TOOLS
LATHESDRILL PRESSES-
GRINDERS
Sasderlasd Hscilnery & Supply C., -Osaka
AUTO ELECTRIC SERVICE GO. M
310 S. 10th St.. OMAHA. NEB.
Electric Starter Specialists
ALL MAKES REPAIRED .
Hits t Sweksda
FLORISTS
Special attention to onutda
orders for floral designs by
mail orexoreaa. Quick aerrlos
lilO F All NAM BTN OMAHA, KKURASKA
FILMS DEVELOPED FREE
When Prints Ara Ordered
Prints SMx3f . 3 centa 1 SHxaH, (nti
postal card size, 0 coals, postpaid.
Beaton Photo Supply Co.
15th &. Farnam Sta. Omaha. Nek
BUYERS "'SELLERS or cattle 1
Hoo5asHCEP STOCK YARDS'OMAHAj
Hotel Casfle
632 S. 16th Stree!
Omaba, Neb.
New, absolutely fireproof.
800 ROOMS
With prlrate toilet Jl.00
with prlrato bath 11.60.
FRED A. CASTLE, Proprietor
Buy or aoll. You save money
by dealing with. "Omaha's most
extensive shippers."
OMAHA HAY CO.. OMAHA
Address Department "W"
IT PAYS TO
SHIP DREAM
DIRECT
ALFALFA BUTTER CO,, OMAHA
Ask us to put your name on
our quotation list that you may
compare our prices with others
NEAL INSTITUTE
LIQUOR AND DRUG
Cases Exclusively
3 to 5 DAY TREATMENT
Jay S. Hawley, Kgr 1 502 S. 1 Oth SL, Omaba, Ntb.
Frank Svoboda
MONUMENTS
For Factory Prices
1215-31 So. 13th Strsst,
OMAHA. NEB.
Guaranteed Tires
ONE HALF PRICE
Hade With Two OldTlrf s
GET TUB OUIOINAL "2-IN-l" TIRES
Guaranteed for 8,000 Miles
tOxi f 0.00 I S0x3M I 7.16 I 82jaU.M... B.31
83il 110.15 I 31x4 tlOolsiHH tl2.3S
Wr'te for prices without tires.
EXPERT TIRK AND TURK REPAIRING
RADIATOH REPAIRING
2-1N-1 VULCANIZING CO.
Dst.R. 1516-18 DaT.nport St. OMAHA
Agents wanted for "Mn-l" tlree.
