THE 8EMI-A EEKLY TRIBUNE, NORTH PLATTE. NEBRASKA. FOREST OF BURNISHED STEEL Row upon row of hurtitHht'tl steel bayonets flashed In tin sun when tluse British Hoops marched to the place Tfcurc the front British Held service to mark tlio commencement of the fourth year of war was hold. II 1 Stolid British Warmed Up and Actually Embarrassed Our Boys With the Ardor of Their Greeting Crowds Packed Ten Deep Along Line of March Showered Soldiers With Flowers and "Smokes." London. There hnvo been great duys in England since the outbreak of hostilities, but nono greater than the one on which tho newspapers an nounced that Amerlcn was In the war. And It whb palpable soon afterward that she was In It with both feet, ready to assist tho allies In every way they bad conceived. Tho speed with which money poured Into the cof fers of Franco nnd England from' Uncle Sam's fat puree, tho sending over of destroyers and tho passing of tho conscription bill was amazing to tho Britishers, and tho man In the street shouted his appreciation. When khukl-clad troops poured Into Franco and England In spite of tho HubmanCtt peril tho Jolly fat English man felt HUo slinking tho hand of ev erybody who had ever been In Ameri ca. It was then that tho Briton lost his phlegmatism, nnd ho hurled his hat high In the air on tho day that moro than Ave thousand sons of tho United States marched through Lon don. Never to Be Forgotten. This again was n dny never to bo forgotten. Thcro wcro tho Stare nnd Stripes llontlng with tho British Union Jack from tho Westminster buildings. King George, the United States am bassador nnd high ofllccra of the Brit ish scrvlco saluted America's bravo sons as they strbdo past Buckingham palnco at tho end of the line, wide thor oughfnro known us the Mall. Hero was tho first contingent In England of another "contemptible lit tle army" which Is to do or die In tho battles against barbarism and so called kultur. You can get nn Idea of how Inter ested were tho Londoners concerning tho march of tho Americans when It la suld that on tho day before the event conversation mostly concerned tho sons of Undo Sam and the route of march. Evening newspapers pub lished tho streets where tho Ameri cans would bo seen tho following day, nnd Tommies nnd their odlcers wero very keen to bo on hand to add to the welcome. t Tho first Amorlcnns In uniform in the English metropolis probably were otllcers of General rershlng's staff when they wcro In London Just before continuing tho Journey to tho front. Asldo from these (and comparatively fow Londoners saw them) England knew little of tho American soldier's makeup beyond the Hemlngton pic tures of cowboys and a stray picture In the papers. So when tho Britons know they would have a chance to seo American troops In London they camo from nil over tho country to see nnd to cheer. Streets Lined Ten Deep. Tho weather man turned out a fair ly respectable day for the occasion and the sun kept on coming and going, while airplanes buzzed through the clouds llko policemen of tho skies, A half-dozen observation balloons Heat ed gracefully along a mile high over the English capital. When the American troops reached tho Ilorso Guards parado ono could seo English girls on ch'alrs peering out of windows In their efforts to get glimpses of the American soldiers. Tho throng, lined ten deep In Homo plnccs and extending all along the route- of march, naturally was a mixed one. Hero wero flower girls of the adipose, elderly, London type, pitching precious roses nnd violets in tho path of the Americans. Tho foreign olllce, which faces tho admiralty, wns send ing Us crowd of workors to wltnesx tho sight, and tlioso who could not leave there sought plnccs at windows overlooking tho Horse Gunrds parade. Not oven In tho other times of Intense (xcltement had London seen such u dense nnd Interested throng. For solne time folks waited, tho mu sic of tho Guards bunds being heard long beforo the United Slates soldiers actually wero In front of tho admi ralty or foreign olllce. Finally came tho silence, the bands having censed, nnd then the steady tread of the men In khaki, the warmly welcomed broth IN OLD LONDON MARCHED THERE ers in arms of tho British, French nnd Italians. Liked Americans' Looks. "America forever I" shouted ono man, believing that ho was giving a fairly good Imitation of the way "Amer ica" Is pronounced by Uncle Sam's sons. There were loud hurrahs every now nnd. again, but when there are flvo thousand men passing four deep these hurrahs cannot be continuous. Be sides, tho Englishman and tho English woman were thinking, and fhey liked the clean-cut physiognomies of tho sol diers. Clgnrettcs wero thrown In the path of the men amid cheers. Bight In front of me stood a Scotch major at salute. Hardly a man kept his hat on his head. Either ho was waving It or ho was uncovered In deference to Unit ed States. There were tears In tho eyes of some women as they scanned carefully every face, some of which because of tho vast turnout occasion ally looked self conscious. "Oh, please smile; we love you nil," snld ono girl, apparently oblivious to the fact that sho hung on the arm of a prepossessing young lieutenant. Still, tho Americans went forth nB if to tho trenches. To them perhaps tho ordeal wns more trying, for such .fer vor In n strango land must be appre ciated by every soul honored. Com pnny after company passed with lips tightened and teeth set. "God bless you!" exclaimed nn old woman. An American soldier bowed acknowledgment. Tho fixed faces seemed to reallzo and finally tho cor ners of mouths curved upward when n Cockney woman yelled: Give Us a Wink, Wot? "You aro a bit of all right y' ure. Glvo us a wink wot?" One of tho Americans actually did KING GEORGE AT FRONT Although the "throne" of England Is popularly believed to be the huge up holstered chair at Buckingham palace there Is an old legend to the effect that "where ye king sits, there ye throne of England stands." If this be true the humble, battle scarred kitchen cha!r shown In the above photograph la particularly exalt ed, for It not only holds his majesty George the Fifth, but has actually en throned him on the ruined battlements of the Chateau Thlepval In northwest, ern France. England and France, fighting side by side, have only recently wrestled Thlepval back from the German hosts which seized It many months ago. A British general Is explaining the bat tle to his majesty, who Is a close stu dent of strategy and Is quick to re ward n victorious leader. his best and the Cockney female shouted: "Bli-me, I knowed ycr face wasn't made o' wax. An' If e nln't got the wltest teeth I ever saw." Another Guard's band drowned laughter nnd further comments and the men tramped on through the dou bio archways leading to Whitehall, their shouldered rifles above thobnnks of men and women. Presently nn au tomobile came to a halt a dozen ynrds from the men and women and a beau tiful young American girl whipped out an American flag and waved It ener getically. Quito a number of the sol diers saw it and only discipline for bade their turning their heads after they had gono by. "Stick a feather in Ms 'at and call him Yankee Doodle," sang a young womnn who had no taste In sartorial color harmony and who thought sho was giving u fair rendition of tho American nntlonnl anthem. "They don't like thnt," declared a man. "It's tho Star-Spangled Banner yer ought to sing." Just then tho American girl In a. sweet voice started with "Oh, say, can you sec " and the Englishman with her continued tho air without knowing the words. In tho Horse Gunrds, that Interest-. Ing old building, In Whitehall, there was nn Impressive nnd unforgetnblo sight. Tho uniforms of color, the fight ing attire of yesteryear, those men in red coats, white leather breeches and tall pointed blnck boots, stood In n lino nt attention, their swords nt salute to tho American soldiers. The color caught the eyes of tho boys from Maine and Snn Frunolsco, nnd somo of them did not know qulto what to make of it. Sent to Discipline Naughty Bill. However, they realized the honor of tho turning out of these strapping llfe guards, now in red, white and blnck, with brilliant brass helmets, who per haps not so very long ago were up to their waists in nlud in tho trenches when wearing their fighting gear. Most of them had been wounded nnU thus were sent back to the Guard nt Whitehall. Further along the sons of Uncle Snm marched to tho wide Whltehnll, and in a few minutes they wcro passing the admlrnlty, where sailors and naval of ficers stood thrilled with Interest at the marching .line before them. "The Dny," shouted a sailor. "Tho Day when Naughty Bill Is to get "Is." "Yes," said another man, "ain't It n shnmo to think we can't do moro than roast tho cidef 'un." "Tramp, tramp, tramp, tho boys nro marching," came from u thousand throats as tho band struck up this fa miliar tune. They realized they wero doing something to vanquish any gloom. "On through tho mouth of Whitehall to Trafalgar squuro, where stands tho stntuo to Lord Nelson and the Laud seer Hons. Each lion carried Its full quota of men and boys who shouted, clnpp.'d and sang from tholr vantage points. "I guess and reckon that Amurlcn, ain't goln' to stand no nonsense from' them baby killers," opined an English man who apparently thought ho hnd a firm grip on New Yorkese. You seo tho Englishman Is about ns strong on the Imitation of nn American ns the American Is on English. It was palpable that somo of tho men In the throng had worn their most "American" looking clothes. They cop led the American wny of bending down their felt hats In front In otlter words, It Is now fashionable to the American in England. Tho narrows of tho Strand wero hanked with cheerful countennnces, and now and again flowers nnd smokes fell In tho roadway, Australians, New Zenlauders and Canadians gave their meed of upplnuso to tho American troops. And when It wns all over that day you heard precious llttlo clso hut pralso for tho American- troops nnd comments on tholr good looks. And they were a lire-possessing lot, too. Until sundown tho Stars and Stripes flew at tho staff atop tho house of Parliament. Dor Tag was ono which raised perhaps the German eyebrows, for tho German otllcers have been glv en to understand thnt Americans could never bravo submarines so numerous and send men for the firing line. In fact, one of tho German olllcer pris oners snld as much to u Yankee who ejaculated: "All right, old sport, and how did we get bore?" New York 'Herald. ROADS REDUCE LIVING COST Make for Prosperity More Than Any Other National Undertaking, Says Alaskan Engineer. "Good roads, moro than tiny other nntlonnl undertaking, make for tho prosperity, happiness and contentment of tho people," declared Col. W. P. Richardson, engineer In charge of high ways in Alnska. "This Is particularly evident ut this time, when In overy largo city there Is protest ngnlnst tho high prices of food. In my Judgment, good rouds, more than ' any other agency, will help to solve permanent ly tho high cost of .living. Trn'nsportn- tion, of course, is at the foundation of prices. It Is truthfully said that where there Is Inadequate transporta tion food prices mount high. We know that In cities prices nre greatly In ex cess of thoso In rural districts and It Is all n mntter of transportation nnd distribution. If we have good roads, wo can get our products to market. If Good Road Over Rocky Mountains. we haven't!, wo cannot. Products on tho farm ure worth nothing if they cannot find a market. I am convinced that the most important governmental work Is in tho improvement of tho ronds. In this dny of motor trucks it is much ensier to haul products to tho cities or to railroad terminals than It wns n few years ago, but wo must have good roads to do it. There is not tho slightest doubt that good ronds many times over pay for themselves. They are a fundamental economic ne cessity. "Tho initial outlny in tho building of good ronds mny seem lnrge, but It is small in comparison with the benefits thnt accrue. In Alaska we have ap proximately 000 miles of improved ronds, varying from the ordinary coun try dirt road to the best kind of ma cadam. In Nome there is a stretch of road over which In the summer time thousnnds of tons of products are hauled." POOR ROADS ARE EXPENSIVE Mistaken Idea That Improved High ways Ans Solely for Benefit of Automobile Owners. Poor ronds arc very qxpcnslve things for country communities. Tho farmer who thinks that Improved highways aro mulnly for the benefit of thoso who drive uutomoblles should reflect on tho results of a recent' Investigation by the department of agriculture, which finds that the cost of hauling farm produce over ordinary country ronds Is 23 cents n ton mile, whereas over hard-surfneed roads It Is only 18 cents. Youth's Companion. , OPERATION OF, A ROAD DRAG Use Pokiest, Laziest Kind of Team and Let Them Have Their Own Time Just Keep Moving. Do not wait for nnythlng; build a drng nud get out onto tho road. Drlvo very slowly. Uso tho poldcst, laziest team you own, nnd give them their time. Just t they keep moving thoy will bo going swiftly enough, After you hnve used tho drng a year, and have learned when to drive rap idly and when to drive slowly, you enn carry a whip or drive a mettlesomo team. Vetch j Cover Crop. An expert says that winter vetch iim.n host ns n cover Ton If n llttlo rye Is sceddd with It Ono bushel of vetch to one-hnlf bushed of ryo per aero is about right. Bad Habit cf Cow. Onco a cow finis ut she can got over an old fence there will bo trouble perhaps for nil tine. Rats Are Expensive. Fifty rats on a farm will cost the - , " ' ' Nation's Celebrities Gathered at Washington WASHINGTON. Washington is stealing Broadway's thunder. Time was when your country cousin went to New York nnd strolled up nnd down Brondwny when he wanted to see the nation's celebrities. Now he line come to Washington. Strolling through the corridors of Washington's hotels In the course of a day. one wonders If there nre any celebrities left In New York. The hero worshipers must have to confine their worshiping to tho movie stars and chorus girls, because all of the literary and art hlgh-llghts seem to be In Washington. Newspaper men of note hnve taken up their permanent headquar ters In the national capital. The fourth estnte Is represented here by the cream of the nation's Journalists, and lunch time at the Press club appears; like a congress of famous Journalists gathered to debate ways and means Fnmous nrtlsts. rnnglng from "Tad," who drnws comics for thp delight of newspaper readers throughout the country, to Henry Iteuterdnhl, whos marine paintings are welcomed in any salon, roam the streets of Washing ton. Th6 paragruphers have had their fling nt fun in the sennte nnd depart ments. Don Marquis has brought his "archie" here, while "F. P. A." bus worried the mailman with his great number of contributions which go to make up "The Conning Tower." The sporting men ure not altogether missing. John K. Tener, president of the National league, hns come here, nnd scores of other men in the spotlight of sport come and go, most of them coming here to join the avlntion corps, which is regarded as the sporting war gnme. All of these arc the "foreign celebrities." There nre, of course, Washing ton's own celebrities. It is a busy day for the "hero worshiper" who comes; to town thoso dnys, and there nre lots of sprained nnd strained necks when. the pnssengers board the trains at the Union station. Find Relief From Strenuous Work in Sports AMERICA'S ndmlnistrnttvp ofllcinls have to piny. They could not stand th strain of the onerous task of war-making if they did not. All of them hnvo their hobby. President Wilson is n golfer of no mean nblllty. lie has never or to Chesapeake bay nnd gathers In the "finny tribe." Newton Baker mny be secretary of war, but he is strong for the wnter. Coming from the Inland he Is perhaps the greatest mariner In the cabinet. Secretary Baker finds great delight In going down the Potomnc river In the Mayflower or the Sylph, nnd he takes a river trip whenever he finds himself going Just n little bit s"tale. Secretary of the Trensury McAdoo gets away from Washington when he begins to tire. In the Pennsylvania mountains, with his family, he takes long walks Into the country. Of tho senntors and congressmen there nre a score or more of renl golf enthusiasts and they enn be found almost any afternoon nt one of the Washington country clubs. Many of the Western legislators go In for driving: and riding. Every ofllclnl has some form of diversion which he finds time to practice. There need bo no fenr that the members of this administration will go stnle, for they have recognized tho value, of recreation In times when the burden of war Is heavy upon them. Chemists and Scientists HIDDEN behind n clump of trees in the outskirts of the city, Washington has a house of mystery. It is officially recognized and officially protected. Within the walls of this mysterious house no stranger ever peeps. It is the United States bureau of standards. On the edge of tho wood there has been erected the greatest wnr labora tory in the world the bureau of standards. Within this building there are scores of chemists nnd scientists working dny and night upon Inventions to aid America nnd tho nllles in the conduct of tho war. Tho most eminent of America's scientists have been gath ered for work there. No one Is allowed to enter tho buildings until he has secured creden tials from the highest official In charge. No outsider knows what goes on within. There nre n score of great American engineers nt work there now, Just completing nn airplane engine which will make tho American airplane the strongest nnd swiftest that ever entered Into battle. Rumor has It that these engineers locked themselves up for a week to design the engine. Ofll clally no ono even knew the engineers wero at work there. Naval nnd marine constructors nnd Inventors are qunrtered there. What they aro doing no one knows, even though everyone believes they nre strug gling with n device which mny stop the ravages of the German U-boats. Munition experts work there. Perhaps some great and powerful explosive will he tho result of their lnbors. The bureau of standards Is situated far enough nway from the town, so that most "people forget Its existence. It is(the most mysterious place in Wnshlngton. What will come out of this "House of Mystery' no ono knows. Perhnps ono duy the Instrument which will end the war may bo built behind those walls. Mementos of Admiral Farragut Placed in Museunn IN TnESE stirring times when every Americnn citizen is a potentlnl national hero, special Interest attaches to any memento of tho heroes nnd patriots of our past wars. Some striking objects commemorative of the life nnd services of one of the most romantic League club, ns n token of their np preclntlon of bis gallant services rendered in defenso of his country. New York, April 23, 180-1." This sword was sent to him on board his ship Hart ford about a year after he had succeeded In opening the Mississippi river to nnvlgntlon through Its entire length for tho federal navy and supply ships. Other objects among tho mementos of Admiral Fnrrngut received by the museum nre three pairs of epaulets, a chnpeau, a cup, u belt, u shoulder strap, and eight naval Insignia. Tho collection also Includes n fine portrait of the admiral by William Swain, n number of photogrnphlc portraits of him, and fjevcral paintings representing notable scenes In his career. Admiral Farragut was undoubtedly among the greatest nnVnl commanders. In tho world's history, nnd his life and patriotism are Inspirations, to ull Americans. 1 THATtt ART played to any great extent in public, but those who know his gnme claim it is "corking good." Secretary Lane golfs n little, but he gets most of his exorcise out of the morning setting-up exercises which Walter Camp conducts three or four dnys a week for high officials. Postmaster General Burleson likes to do some fishing. Week-ends, whoa it Is possible, he Blips away to a stream In the Blue Ridge mountains Do Work in Secret nnd Inspiring figures nmong the list ol great American nnval heroes, Admiral; David G. Farragut, huve recently been received nt the Nntlonnl museum here ns tho gift of the estnte of Loyall Far ragut, son of Admiral Farragut, and. plnced on public exhibition. First In Interest among these ob jects Is n Jeweled sword Inscribed, "Presented to Rear Admiral David" Farragut by members of tho Union Xft&5 ART YOU T owner $100 to $300 n year.