THE 8EMI-WEEKLY TfllBUNE, NORTH PLATTE. NEBRASKA SAVING FBUTP f feOM FROST EUROPE'S JOLLIEST KING i 3 I a. ... 1 H w . sr mam II IDS B'Sll OAVf ? SVTJ! 5 tf" How up-to-date orch ardists protect their crops and laugh at the ghost of bank ruptcy by using smudge pots to drive away killing cold dur ing the blossoming Tho Jolllcst king In nil Europo is Christian X of Denmark. lie la fnr removed from the Hamlet Immorta lized by Shukcspcnre. Hamlet was a morose sort of person who lost him self lr philosophy. Christian, with tho lungs of n giant, can bawl out a music hall ditty with nil tho lustiness of a Copenhagen stevedore. Christian can pull an oar, swing a racket, Jump a hurdle, sail a boat, ride a horse, empty a bottle, and make a speech. He is tho most popular man In Denmark. The king Is a giant In stature. There Is a Joke In Copenhagen, first cracked by a Jovial Dane, that when tho king gets cold feet in December, ho doesn't begin to sneeze till May. In his youth, the present king of Denmark spent some titno in u Jutland garrison, nnd made himself extremely popular with the civil and military functionaries by his politeness to their wives nnd his friendliness to their sons and daughters. He was as he still is a fine dancer, and many stories are still current in Jutland of the demo cratic manner In which he tripped the light fnntastlc with pretty peasant girls on Midsummer's eve. He is a little more sedate, now that he Is king, but the Jutlnnders keep for him a very warm plnco In their hearts. They showed it when he became engaged. Anxious to have him amongst them again, they paid him a pretty compliment by building for him nnd his bride nnd presenting to him ns a wedding present, the castle of Marsellsborg. period TINKHAM'S SIGNATURE By Robert H. Moulton ITHIN the lust two yeayra an other and a greater triumph of scientific horticulture has arrived; another natural enemy of the things that grow and bring forth fruit bus been vanquished. Jnck Frost, long king of tho fruit crop, linn lipitn ilntlirnnpfl. Pnilt crnwors JjU Xj huvo literally built millions of fires unucr mm, aim uurncu nun oui. Sciontlflc orchard heating has made it possible to raise the temperature of n 200-ncro orchard ten to fif teen degrees with ns much certainty as tho Janitor can heat tho city man's flat. It takes some what moro labor than tho lust mentioned process,' but the satisfaction and tho profits of "heating all outdoors" are surpassingly greater. Frost Insur ance for tho fruit crop Is now Just ns practicable, just as certain, and vastly more profltnblo for the money expended than either flro or llfo Insurance Insurance by flro for tho fruit grower makes (Yn8tly greater profits at a much smaller expense ifckan insuranco ngainst flro does for tho merchant or manufacturer. Tho llttlo outdoor' oil stoves and jcoal furnaces that have been sold by tho millions to orchard owners in tho last yea? nnd a half have banished from tho fruit grower that annunl enrly spring nervous prostration from fear of frost j that periodic, paralyzing fear that ho mny go to bed at night and awaken to find his whole year's labor chilled to death by a sudden frost. Tho cumulative despair of losing tljroo or four fruit crops In suc cession thnt has put fruit growers out of business mid mado them dependent on charity or day labor Is past. An orchard with u reasonably Industrious and provident owner can bo mado to yield an avor ngo crop every season so far us tho frost Is con qorncd. Sciontlflc frost fighting with Hro is as much n fact ns seed testing, Irrigation, fertilizing, spraying or pruning. It Is tho last and greatest ndvanco'Jn systematic horticulture, nnd 1ms placed tho fruit grower abreast of tho sciontlflc furmer. Slnco tho beginning of commercial horticulture, tho fruit grower lias been at the mercy of tho ele ments. Ho mado all his calculations, nil his plans, all his business arrangements contingent on the hope that tho frost would miss him. And beforo the development of orchard heating tho chances against him wcra getting worse In tho frost belt. In tho modern, commercial orchard, tho land, na chlnery, labor, spraying equipment nnd cultivation total as heavy an investment as many manufactur ing enterprises. And when two or three crops In succession wero wiped out by frost, tho average grower was completely bankrupt Smudging, or 'tho formation of a denso blanket of smoke over tho orchard, hud been practiced with varying degrees of success In some purts of Europe. Orchard heating proper was first used in Califor nia, and tho original California smudgo "pot Is still successfully employed In many orchards. In tho gprlng of 1010 sovernl growers In tho Grand valley of Colorado experimented with thu burning of oil In simple potH of tlm "lord pull" typo, with tho result that they saved their entlru crop on tho hent ttd areas and lost It on tho unhealed tracts. Tho spring of 1011 saw tho adoption of tho smudgo pots qn every fruit section of tho stnto, nnd they reached, tho experimental stage In sovernl other tates. In tho spring of 1012 there- was not a fruit growing Btato without thorn, and many Bectlons of sovernl states wero as fully equipped us Colo ' rado. Frost fighting Is not an easy Job. It Is neces sary to have u forco of moo, Industrious und care ful and observing to tho InBt degree. And It Is no plensunt task to rush out Into tho still, cold dark ness to drudgo tho hotter purt of tho night to snvo your own or your neighbor's orchard. In tho early days of orchard hcatlug, n man was detailed to watch tho tested thermometers that wero hung lu WllTorcnt parts of tho orchurd and nt tho farm (house somo distance- awny from tho fruit troos. ht tho temperature was not sinking fast, perhaps tho rancher went to bed for a brief nap, sotting his tolarm clock to wako him at intervals through tho might. Nowadays ho can go to bed with a fooling f security, leaving tho frost alarm thermometer jto watch for him. This electric watchman has for Its louHlncss end in tho orchard a spccJnlly mado thermometer, with a flno platinum wlro fused Into Itho mercury at tho freezing point or at whatever la considered tho danger point Ab soou as tho Juercury sinks below this wlro, tho circuit Is broken and tao ulurm ut tho head of tho orchard boss' jHid rings out Us warning. Any Interruption of kho current causes tho bell to rlug so that If o (apparatus should bo put out of order It automat ically tells on Itself. But tho orelmrdlHt Is usually forewarned, oyon Wore ho goes to bed, nnd makes ready for Uio fcray Late In tho afternoon ho notices great fleecy 77- omr? stsvf&s or clouds hurrying from tho northwest, chased by a bitter wind which seems to hnvo been Intended for January, rather than this April night. He goes to tho post olllco for 'tho day's mall und In every window sees tho warning of tho diligent local gov ernment weather forecast : "Freezing temperature tonight." By seven o'clock tho government ther mometer Is nt 117 and falling fast. As 7:30 o'clock ho telephones tho weather man nnd gets tho reply : "Bitter cold all over tho country ; temperuturo, Is already down to thirty-seven In many parts of tho valley and will drop to twenty degrees on tho western slope of Colorado tonight.", By eight o'clock It has fallen to 82, his alarm begins to ring and ho knows that King Frost with his lcy-flngorcd warriors Is inarching on tho camp. Steam whistles are beginning to shriek all through tho yalloy to warn tho growers of tho all-night Blego. Farm wngons laden With coal and oil rnttlo past, giving evidence that tho laggards who havo been hoping to tho last, nro beginning to get their heating ma chinery Into action. Already the early ones aro firing heavily. Clouds of smoke hang low over the trees, and tho little spots of fire beneath punctuato the blackness with rays of hope. Tho orchard firemen dash for tho trees, a torch In ono hand, and a gasoline can to aid In quick lighting In tho other. Dashing n few drops of gaso line on the oil, they apply tho torch, and tho blazo 1b at work. Tho lighting is douo as fast as tho men can walk through tho orchard, leaving u trull of smoke and fire behind them. In fifteen min utes each man has his tract of orchard transformed Into n sea of flame under a cloud of smoke. Then comes tho first period of rest. Tho men gather In tho packing house or barn, for lunch or smoke, making occasional trips to tho thermome ters to see thnt the fire Is doing Its work. By 0 :80 o'clock tho thermometers outsldo the orchurd reg ister 28, and thoso In tho urea of hent show a com fortablo 117. Then tho frost fighters know thnt tho battle Is half won, for keeping up tho temperature Is a good dcul carter than raising It when It has onco reached tho limit. The rest Is n mutter of vigilance. t tho heater Is of thu regulated typo, with enough fuel to bum through tho night or longer, a fow men aro left to watch and open tho burners wider If a later sudden fall of tempera ture shows that moro lira Is needed. If tho heaters ' aro of the uniform single-burner type, they may need to bo f elllled when they uro nearly burned out, It thu frost battalion should como buck for unothcr charge. Tho outsldo thermometers drop to 2-1, and thoso In tho orchard stand ut 80, tho danger mark of tho orchard froHt lighter. Tho heaters are opened wider, or refilled If burning low, and tho mercury shoots up to 113. Tho eight degrees of frost has been driven away, and If tho oil supply Is plentiful, und tho labor unflagging, the orchurdtst tuny now consider tho liuttlo won. When tho sun has Bhed Ins. rays over tho trees long enough to inako tho outsldo temperature moro nearly that of tho orchard, tho heaters aro shut off by merely putting on tho covers. Heating In the spring of 1011 was much easier than that of tho year beforo, uud proved moro con clusively than over tho effectiveness of tho tiros. TIiq crop lu tho Colorado fruit area for 1DU aver aged ubout 55 per cent. Tho unhealed orchards yielded frc-m 20 to 75 per cent of a crop, while the yield of Uio protected orchards was from 05 to 100 per cent, so heavy that thinning wns necessary In many of then). Individual testimony to tho efllclency of orchnrd" heating In every fruit growing state could be multi plied Indefinitely. Fruit crops vnlued nt $250 to $750 an acre were frequently saved at n c6st of seven to ten dollars an ncrc. One Colorado grow er, for instance, with 50 heaters to tho aero raised the temperature of his 40-ucre orchard from 18 to 28 degrees and produced 41 carloads of apples. Ono of tho most remarkable stories of heater suc cess comes from Missouri. A 240-ucre orchard lo cated In a deep valley had suffered severely from frost every year nnd had not produced n full crop for 14 years. Against tho advice of all wise-ncres, two brothers from Kansas City bought it, and equipped It with 5,000 heaters of the controlled or graduated type. With 85 or 40 pots to tho acre, tho firing was done for four nights nt the tlmo the apples were In bloom. They harvested a crop of 15,000 borrcls. vnlued at $45,000, and it was tho only crop lu thnt fruit-growing territory. The net profit on each acre approximated $200. Thq first cost of installing nn oil-hcntlng plant Is higher than for a coal or wood outfit, but the results In tlmo saved nnd efficiency gained hnvo mado It tho most popular fuel. Oil can bo ob tained In qunntlty at prices ranging from four to seven cents a gallon, nnd It mnkes a quick, strong nnd easily controlled heat. One man can enro for from three to live acres of orchnrd for four or five hours and this Is about as long ns It will bo neces sary to burn under ordinary frost conditions. Tho prices of the oil henters rnngo from twelve cents for a Bimplo "lard-pnll" tyno to 45 cents for one of tho controlled flre-nren type, holding there gal lons and burning nt full copaclty for ten or twelve hours, or oven longer If regulated for n smaller blaze. George Holden Tinkhnm is a bachelor congressman from Boston, noted for having tho most horrible signature in congress. When he signs his name It sug gests the signature of a careless hen dashed off hastily In a radish bed. Only once In his llfo has TJnkham written his name In a way that made It even hnlf legible. That was when he prepared n sample signature, for the purpose of having a facsimile mndo to go on his official envelope. Tinkhnm worked for more than an hour on that. And when ho got through It was no more Hko his regu lar handwriting than if he had hired a stranger to do It for him. Aside from his chlrogrnphy, Tink hnm seems to be all right There are persons who claim to be able to read character from handwriting. Such a person would put Tinkhnm down for a dissipated yeggman. But he would do the man a grave injustice. Tho reason TInkham writes the way he does is because ho is eager to get at something else. He is a brisk chap ; always in a hurry. Nothing distresses him so much as a slow train, or, In fact, any slow means of transportation. Tlnkhnm's habit of doing tilings at high speed includes getting dressed in tho morning. He dresses In such haste that he never knows Just what he has on until hours later. As a rule, though, his sartorial layout includes a red necktie. He will wear a red necktie every day for two or three months nnd then suddenly he will appear In one that Is bright green simply because he found tho green ono first r WILL DRIFT TOWARD POLE Capt. Robert A. Burtlett compan ion of Peary on tho trip when tho lat ter, with n negro, renched the North pole, announced ho has pledges, of 885,000 for a new project In tho arc tic regions. He proposes to let a ship be frozen up In tho arctic region and then drift toward the polo across a part of the earth never beforo explored. "I desire to superintend the con struction of a wooden vessel of about 850 tons, especially for arctic work," ho said. "Wo would start in May, 1018, northward through Bering strait; go eastward off the northern const of Alaska to about 130 west longitude, and latitude 74 or 75, or even farther north; let tho vessel freezo up and go with the ice drift through the great unexplored arctic regions. There aro moro thnn 1,000,000 square miles of unexplored territory In tho Arctic ocean. I would take only cignt men MONKEY FLESH HI8 ONLY MEAT. Too proud to beg, and finding himself on the vergo of starvation because of tho Impoverishment of his noblo family In Europo, Count Franz Lazur lnnl, u rcmlttanco man well known In Central America, went to n Junglo near Managua, Nicara gua, and kept himself nllvo for five months by eat ing monkey flesh und roots nnd berries, according to reports to marine corps headquarters there. A party of United States marines whllo on a big gamo hunting expedition discovered tho titled foreigner nnd took him back to the Nlcaraguan capital. Tho count, half starved and ncuriy mad be cause of tho privation ho bad Buffered, fought his rescuers and begged them 'to lot him remuln lu tho Jungle, tho reports stiy. Tho marines overpowered him, however, nnd nre now attempting to nurse him buck to health and reason at their commodious bar racks In tho American legation. with me on tho trip, preferably young college men. While wo drifted wo would tnko soundings nnd uso a deep-sen dredge to gather tho flora and fauna from tho floor of the ocean. Instead of regular steam engines nnd boilers, requiring the consumption of coal, I will Install a Bo..lnger crude-oil engine, thus doing away with tho necessity of engineers and firemen. "From my knowledge of the arctic regions and the .currents of general drift of tho Ice, I shoujd say that we would drift for about five years beforo reaching civilization again, but we might do It in three years. I would provl slon tho ship for Ave or six years, nnd that would bo easy with only nine men to provldo for. The general drift would bo to tho west, and I should say that wo would eventually como out either between Greenland nnd Spltzbergen, or between Spltzbergen nnd Franz Josef Land." r WOMAN HIGHLY HONORED Tree Stump as Lamp-Post. In n Pasadena, Cnl., front yard thcro stands nn old sycumoro stump ubout ten feet high. Near tho top arc tho stubs of two branches. Tho owner of tho property lately conceived tho Idea of using tho stump for n lamp-post, and in tho top ut "tho end of each branch ho has placed electric light bulbs, connected with tho powerhouso lu tho usual way, Tho result has been ptcturcsquo In the extreme, especially on a very dark night Life's Little Worries. Llfo Is n tender thing nnd is euslly molested. Thcro Is always something thnt goes nmlss. Vain vexatious vain sometimes, but always vexations. The smallest und slightest Impediments nro tho most piercing; nnd ns llttlo letters most tiro the eyes, so do llttlo ntfalrs most disturb us. Mon taigne. Catherine Wnugh McCulloch of Evanston, 111., who Is ono of tho presi dential electors on tho Democratic ticket In Illinois, Is. the first woman so recognized In tho history of cither of tho historic parties. Sho Is a lawyer by profession, nnd, was educated at Itockford college and nt the Northwestern University Law school. Admitted to the Illinois bar in 1880, and to the Supremo court of tho United States In 1898, she has steadily won for herself a high reputation for ability and character. For many years sho was In chargo of tho legislative work of tho equal suffragists of tho Btato, and legal adviser of tho national organization. Years ago sho became a Justlco of tho peace, and exercised tho functions of n Judge. She Is much Interested In religious and philanthropic activities, and writes freely and powerfully. Mrs. McCulloch, while gratified by Uio honor bestowed on her, accepts It, not lu a personal senso but no a rec ognition of the new importance gained by women in American politics. svSWJ i