THE 8EMI-WEEKLV TRIBUNE. NORTH PLATTE, NEBRASKA. c Spreading ie Qospe M m Iwmmt IT v T or rarm iseaii BUT 0AKEY IS NO SAVAGE Wilhelm Miller nhe University of 111 I nois is telling Rural People why trees and flowers and fine views add value to property. OUODY can afford to havo baro and ugly homo grounds. It Is bad busi ness. Of courso wo do not commonly take a business view of our homoa; wo think of homo In terms of sentl mont. For wo all want tho boat thoro Ib In llfo, and wo know wo can rnlso bettor children If they havo beautiful surroundings. Dut, granting that wo all havo tho beat sontlmorit In tho world, wo can not cacapo tho business side. For in Btanco, wo all havo to consider tho cost of making n lawn, of fertilizing and planting. Now, tlioro are two ways of handling theBo practical ninttora, ono of which gives llttlo or no profit whilo tho other gives very great profltB. Of courso you do not oxpoct to mako monoy out of your homo you oxpoct to live in it but tho day will como when you or your children will wish to noil part or nil of your property. And tho buyer will look at ovorythlng you havo dono from tho cold, unBympathcti6 viowpolnt of hnrd-cnBh vnluo. Tho mnn of wealth who indulges ovory porsonal whim, and makes an eccentric placo, will loso a lot of monoy. On tho other hand, if you leave your place baro, It may bo absolutely unsalable when tho tlmo of need comes, or you will got loss than It 1b worth. Dut, if your farm is sonflibly planted, ,you can got a biggor profit for tho monoy you put Into trees and shrubs than for tho samo monoy spent on house, barn, or hogs. Then, old troos, that cost you nothing to plant, may bring you a millionaire buyer. Ton dollars spont on Bhrubs and vinos planted against tho foundation f your houso may add $100 to Its cash selling ivaluo. ... If you spend ?10 in tho ordinary fwny of "boautifylng tho farm" you will got back iiiot ono Binglo cent. If you spend it in tlm mi. Inolu way," you cannot hoi;: increasing tho cash valuo or salabllity of your farm, becausa pormanont trees are worth, for boautyalono, H a Bqunro inch In crosB floction of their trunk throo foot above tho ground, and thov lncroaso in valuo overy year. Tho common wav of planting is to Bcattcr flower bods over n lawn. It aims to mnUn fthO blgROSt Hlinur tho monoy and got im modlato results. Tim is why boginnors mnko iuncyD0UB of compll. cated design and mi thorn with flowers which gtvo great mass "a of Btrlk' nrr colnr f Jhroo months or moro. ibods are vacant andiJ3"1 ?ext wlntor thoBO Bamo work m ?L"?,y' "nd Bprlng tho i fresh ouUiv o I. ' m ovory ycnr thoro u Soon tho conLnf mnoy for th0 samo thng. Us itaudv f r !!! n,oxt,wo roallzo that tho effect Smrt h-V , Htandards are constantly rising. fn baTtasto0 TtT flV yoara n nut flitJ i.d?W?B n US thBt nny boBinuor ,toan put flowor bedn in tho middle of tho lawn, Soltr l0 beg'nn0r W,U try t0 0 SIS . Thus, wo como to hato show, and to enro moro ffor privacy, pormanonco, dignity, poaco, reatful noss, outdoor-living, wlntor comfort, vlowa, a play (ground for tho children, old troo, cut-flowors In fcho Iioubo all tho tlmo. and low cost of main Honnnco. Why loao monoy by planting now what you will tear out flvo yoarB honco. when you know Ibottor? Why not nntlclpato tho growth of your own and everybody's good tasto. so that you will wasto no proclouB yoarB, and your placo will grow lovelier and moro valuable ovory yoar? , Tho right way is to uso pormanont planto, in ,8toad of temporary ones; nnd to plnco thorn whore they will moot ovory practlcnl nood of tho Ifamily, Instead of scattering them for shew. And Hho "Illinois way" is to moot all tho outdoor nooda tof tho family by having 00 por cont of tho plant ing composod of troos and shrubs that grow wild IllInoiB. Why Illinois troca? Decauao they nro Jhardy, and thereroro economical to mulntain. Wo do not havo to tost tholr hardlneaa, Binco naturo has adapted thorn to our conditions by export monts covering tons of thousandB of years. Moro lover, wo wnnt Illinois to look difforont from all jtho root of tho world, nnd ',o havo a noblo char tactor of its own I Tho highest Idoal that any farm 'or can reallzo Ib to havo a profltablo farm with permanent buildings and pormanont planting, tooth of which aro uttorly difforont from thoso of Europe, and as full aa posslblo of American and oven of state charactor. Buropoan farm houses aro bo difforont that you can usually toll simply from a plcturo whothor ithoy aro aorman, French, Dutch, Italian, or Span ish. Tho English farmor often lives In a houso of prick or Btono which has sheltered hlB family tfor generations. In front of it stands a pair of loaks that havo doflod the storms of 300 to GOO years. Tho houso .Is covered with ivy or with roses, which climb to tho top of tho red-tiled roof. The yard Is surrounded by a hedgo of haw thorn or of holly, Tho Englishman boasts that he loves his homo moro than any other man liv ing, and points to tho fact that tho Engllah lan guage is tho only ono that hau soparuto words for l"house" and "home." Every old stato in America tends to havo Its lown stylo of building and planting. Massachusetts Is famous for her colonial, or Uoorgian houses, like tho ono !n which Longfollow lived, with con- tury-old, olms sheltering the stately roof llko gigantic umbrollas. Virginia is celebrated for tho farmhouBoa built by Washington, Jefferson, Mad ison, and tholr friends tlroir hoapitablo roofs flhadod by towering tulip troes or ancient llvo oakB hung with mo88. Long Ialand ia noted for tho homos of Its cuullfiowor growers, with every room open to tho ocean brcoze, and tho white, wldo-shlngled walls set off by feathery locust trees, loaded- In Juno with wlstoriallko clustors of fragrant white llowors. Georgia is renowned for hor houses In tho Crook stylo, which aro gen uinely adapted to a hot cllmato by reason of tholr "gallorios," or socond-Btory porches, whoro tho family can enjoy ovory pasalng brcozo and feast tholr oyos upon tho grandoat subtropical troo In tho world, Magnolia grandlilora. Connecticut has many u clapboarded farrahouao, shaded by whito oaks that wore horo when tho flrat white man came, whilo on tho lawn may bo a rhododendron or mountain laurol, planted by tho groat-grandfathers of tho prcBont owner. In Pennsylvania you can often toll what county you nro in by n Binglo glanco out of tho car window. If you boo every whoro masstvo farmhouses of local stono, laid up in Gormantown stylo, it is n fair wngor that you aro in Ducks, Chester or Dolawaro county. If your oyo moots anclont brick houses, with porcheB extending tho full length of each houso, a diamond-shaped stono bearing tho dato of its eroc tlon, and odd little projections on tho slato roof, to keep tho snow from falling off In groat chunks that may bury a porson, It la a safo guoss that you aro In Lnncaatcr or somo ndjacont county. Tho groat variety of mnjoatio oaks that have brooded for a century or moro ovor thoso ven orablo houses proclaims that eastern Pennsylvania Is a pnradlso for troos designed by naturo to laat through tho conturloa. Evon In tho now state of Oregon, tho up-to-dato applo growers of Hood river nro laying tho foundations of a stato stylo of architecture and gardening with tholr iow houaoa, Bcroonod porches nnd paths lined with great double gardon roaoa blooming In a pro fusion that Is lmposslblo In tho East. Every Btnto will ovontunlly havo ltsown stylo of fnrm archi tecture and gardening. Nothing can stop it, and wo can profit by building and planting in tho stylo thnt will bocomo dominant as tho conturlos roll by. It Is natural that wo should llko to havo near us tho troos wo lovo best but nearly all tho most popular troos aro unlit for framing a vie of the homo. Tako, for inatanco, those that havo showy flowerB, llko tho horsochestnut, tho locust, and tho ompross troo or jaulownla; thoy nro forovor making a littor und should bo at a distance from tho Iioubo. So, too, with tho quick-growers, llko tho box older, tho Bllvor mnplo, and tho Carolina or Lombardy poplar; the go to wreck In storms and tholr branchoB fall on tho house. PorhapB tho most Inopprorriato la tho Norway spruce. Many a house has sufforod a depreciation of hun dreds of doNars owing to dismal Norway spruces, for thoy often hasten the decay of a roof by giv ing too much ahado and moisture, to say nothing .of making a home look molaucholy, instead of Joyoua. Tho sugar and Norway maplea aro lino trees, but, llko all round-headed trees, thoy tend to hldo the view of a houso mcro quickly than ia commonly realized. Tho Ideal tree for frtming tho view or your houso la ono thnt will glvo enough sunlight and enough shade, enough shelter and enough cool ing breeze, to keep a family healthy. Tho only troo that does all theao things to perfection is tho American, elm not tho European. Moreover, a pair of elms will mako a pointod or Gothic nrch, suggoatlng high-ioofod cathedrala and God's flnt temples. Unfortunately, tho cnomins of tho elm aro multiplying, and if you plant olma you must bo willing to stand the oxpmso of yearly spray ing when tho time comes. Do sure to specify vaao-form elms. ThGy are the only onoB that mako tho Gothic urch, and nre moro valuable than tho other typos or straggling kinds. A pnlr of oaks will last longor than elms and cost leaa to maintain. Tho oaks oxcol all other treea In nestling clooo to a houso and making it look snug and comfortable. Tho common idoa that oakB aro Blow growers and hard to trans plant Is truo only of the white oak. Tho pin, tho scarlet, and tho red oaks aro easily moved, and will soon overtake maplea and other trees that aro qulckor at tho atart. Thoy will laat for conturlea after tho quick-growora" aro dead. Plant the troca that you know will make your proporty moro valuable ovory year. Soldiers Noisy Dreamers. Landlndioa of London lodging houses noar by tho railroad terminals such as Victoria and Water loo aro becoming diffldont about taking In soldiers Just back from tho front, particularly those who havo participated In tho fighting around Loos. Tho landladies say tho poor soldiers fight tho torrlblo battlOB ovor again in their sloop nnd tho shrloks and hysteria aro enough to shako tho strongest nervos. Many of tho men who took part in tho enpago mont aro afllictod with tho most horrible of dreams and Bomnnmbulistlcally slash and kill, to tho terror of nil tho other lodgers. Figures aro unobtainable, but tho cases of nervous breakdowns during tho last few weeks havo reached a high figure. Evon oiUcors havo been affected, and men who havo stood up under Uio strain since tho early days of tho war say that tho sights during tho ro cont offonalvo aro too terrlblo for mention. As n rulo, tho man who becomes n mombcr of congress first gets his namo up whilo occupying somo other office Tho rulo applies to P. Davis Oakoy of Hartford, Conn. Oakoy made a reputation for himself ns presi dent of tho American Asaociatlon of Dnldhcadcd Men. Tho organization, whilo national in its scopo, usually hold Its nnnunl meetings in Connecticut, and Oakoy mado speeches at theso gatherings which could not fall to impress ono and all with his mastery of tho Bpokon word. In addition to heading tho bald heads of America, Oakoy has served as aldorman in Hartford and as a member of tho school board. Ono feature of Oakey'a speeches which has holped to popularize thomi and him in Connecticut is thoir brevity. In addition to not having as many opportunities for makinir nftor-dlnnor spooches as ho would like, Oakey's llfo has boon marred somewhat by tho iaci mat ne is always Doing thrown whero ho Ib obliged to listen to music nnd ho was born without tho slightest sonso of tonal harmony. Music may soothe tho savage, but Oakoy is no savago. and it moroly annova and distracts him. What is music to anybody olso is to Oakov nnlv a nvn. tomatlc distribution of needless nolso. Ho dislikes it all from lullaby to oratorio, and from ragtime to dlrgo. QUIT MAKING SPEECHES? NEVER 3 Senator Martino of Now Jcrsov dotes on mnking speeches. Ho is free to Bay that ho would much nrofer to abandon almost any other vlco ho has rather than speechmaklng. Last sum mer Martino wa3 ono of a number of members of congress who went on a Journey to Hawaii. Part of their en tertainment there consisted of an ini tiation into a so-called Order of Ha- wailan Chiefs. This initiation, which was held on a lonely Island, reserved for that purpose, was a cood deal like Joining a collego fraternity. Dignified congressmen wore no clothes oxcept a modish skirt made of crass, nnd were put through various amusing enpors. Ono feature of tho exercises was an electric mat on which irrcat men were laid full length, with hands and feet tied, and blindfolded. Then the electric current was turned on nnrl all manner of grave promises wero ox- acted from tho victims. Undo .Inn Cannon, Congressman McKinloy, Senator Martino and various other come dians were among the number. McKInley was ordered to nrnmtsn tiinf hXmiLi u , Theodore Roosevelt In 1916. At first McKinloy was inclined to demur at' this, but they turned on tho 'trlclty and he promptly agreed to do as ho was. asked. Uncle Joe Cannon refused to pledge himself to support tho Demo-' cratlc tariff policies. "Never." ho insisted. They increased tho flow of electrical current and' ho hastened to shout, "I promise!" Tho next man A-as Martino. Thoy bade him to enter into a covenant never again to mako a speech in the United States senate. "Nuh, nun, nuh!" oxelaimed Martino, excitedly. "I'll never promiso that." They gave him a series of sovere electrical shocks. But Martino was' firm. Nor would all tho electricity at tho disposal of his tormentors movo him from his purpose. HE DISAPPOINTS MANY Souvenir Grenade Killed Boy. A soldier had a tragic homo coming nt Boulogne- sur-Sclno, rranco, recently. Ills grandaon, flvo yoara old, wub examining somo souvenirs of tho 1 trenches wolch ho had brough't with him, when a loud oxploslon occurred. Tho boy was killed and his grandifothor sustainod sovoro injuries. Tho explosion was causodby a Gorman grenade. Degrees of Insanity. "What's tho differenco botwoon a futurist painter and a post-lmprcsslonlst?" "Not being an export alienist, I can't nnswei that question." Dr. Harry C. Frankonfleld, one of the chief forecastera of the weather bureau, is a member of the National Aero club. In spito of tho fact that throughout tho entire country eighty flvo out of the hundred forecasts of the weather aro correct, it Is generally believed that Doctor Frankonfleld has in his prognostications disappointed' more persons than anyono else in tho United States, but tho fact remains tho weather bureau saves tho country at least $100,000,000 annually and that, ho Ib known throughout tho world as ono of its greatest meteorologists. Tho variublenoss of weather condi tions is ono of tho stumbling blocks of aerial navigation, and a comprehensivo study of its flcklo laws is necessary to ovory flier, but particularly to tho one who must fly over tho sea. Hence It is easy to seo why Admiral Peary wanted Doctor Frankenflold on the commls- Hlntl. .TnVm TTnvn ITnimmnn T first ndvocato of tho norial coast patrol for all coasts, is young but well known. Possibly above above all others ho has obtained control by elec tricity without wire connection of objects dotached and distant from the Bourco of the current's discharge. His boat controlled from tho shore with out pilot or crow, his norial torpedo und other activities are new war factors which may revolutionize military methods. TEACHES BOYS WAR GAME How Can He? Social Workor Do you obey tho BJblo injunc tion to lovo your neighbor? FroBhmnn I try to, but she won't lot mo. Cor noil Widow. Eye to Utility. "I want a pair of pantB." "Something in rough goods or smooth?" "Hough, I reckon. I find it handler to scratch matchos on." Isn't Maud Mercenary? Maud Would you marry for monoy? Ethol Not. I. 1 want brains." Maud You certainly do if you wouldn't marry for money. Waahington haa a unique "pre paredness" feature in tho school which has recently beon started for officers of tho High School Cadet regiments. Liout. E. Z. Steovor, U. S. A., who is tho voluntary instructor, is careful to keep nil thought of war in tho back ground, ns far ns posslblo, in teaching tho boys, yet tho lessons which they aro learning aro such as will hotter qualify them to "do their bit" for tholr homos in caao the noed over arises. At preaent tho work la along theo retical llnea, conducting imaginary troops ovor largo maps; later prac tical work is to bo dono in tho field. Boys who havo "played" the "map game" are enthusiastic over it Thoy claim it is more interesting than check ers, chess or cards. Withal, they are loarning something; not how to bo militarists, but how to bo resourceful; how to bo logical und how to act promptly. Lieutenant Stoever is also enthusiastic. Not only is ho greatly Interested in boya as boys, but ho was himself a member of the High School Cadet organization of WaihingtoJ. V