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    THE SEMI-WEEKLY TRIDUNE. NORTH PLATTE, NEBRASKA.
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SYNOPSIS.
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Humphrey Vnn WoyJcn. critic nwl dilet
tante, Is thrown Into tho wutcr by the
lnklne of n ferryboat In n foK In Han
Krnnclpco bay, nncl becomes unconscious
before help reaches him. On comltiR to
his sonscs he llnOn himself aboard the
peallnc schooner (JhoHt, Contain Wolf
JUvrgcn, bound to Jntian waters, wIlneHSi-a
the death of tho drat mato and licarn the
captain curse tho dead man for presuming
to dlo. The captain refuses to put
Humphrey ashore and makes him cabin
hoy "for tho Rood of bis soul." Ilo begins
to learn potato ;n-elltiK nnd dish wnshlni
undor the cockney cook. MiiRridKO, Is
caught by a heavy sea shlppoil over the
quarter as he Is carrying tea aft arid his
kneo Is seriously hurl, but no one pavs
nny attention to his Injury. Ilump'ti quar
ters are changed aft. MukHiIko steals his
money and chnses him when accused of
It. I.ator ho listens to Wolf give his Idea
of life "like yrnst. a ferment . . . the bin
eat tho little ." Cooky Is Icalous or
Hump and hazes him. Wolf dozen a sea
man anJ makes It the basis for another
philosophic discussion with Hump Wolf
entcrtnins M-igndgu In his cuhln. wins
from him at cards tho money he stole
from Hump, nnd then tells Hump It Is his
wolf's by right of might. Cooky nnd
Hump whet Jinlvrs at each otlior Hump's
Intimacy with Wolf Increnscs, and Wolf
l etches lt story or his life lo Hump.
CHAPTER X Continued.
"Younro worso off thnn Omar," I
Bald. at leant, after the custom
ary agonizing of youth, found content
and mado of his materialism a Joyous
thing."
"Wb- was Omar?" Wolf Larson
naked, nnd I did no moro work that
day, nor tho noxL nor tho next.
In his random reading ho had never
chanced upon tho ftubalyat, and It wbh
to him Ilka a great find of trcasuro.
Much I romemborcd, possibly two
tftlrda of tho quatrains, and I man
aged to ploco out tho remainder with
cut difficulty. I was Interested nB to
which quatrain ho would llko best, and
was not surprised whon ho hit upon
tho ono born of an lnstant'8 Irrltn
Wilt, and qulto at varlanco with the
Pofdlan'a complacent philosophy and
cental codo of life :
What, without asklnr. nlthor hurried
Whonce?
And, without asking, Whither hurried
hencol
Oh. many n Cup of this forbidden Wlno
Must drown the memory of thut Inso
lencol "Grcatl" Wolf Larson cried. "Great!
That's tho lceyrioto. Insolence! He
culd not havo used a hotter word."
In vain I objected and donted. He
doluged mo. overwhelmed mo with ar
trirjaont.
"H'b not tho nature of llfo to bo
othcrwlso. Llfo. whon It knows that
t It must ceaso living, will always rebol.
' It cannot holp Itsolf You havo talked
of tho InBtlnct of Immortality. I talk
of tho Instinct of llfo, which Is to live,
It mastered It In you (you cannot dony
It), becnuso a crazy cocknoy cook
sharpened a Itnlfo.
"You nro afraid of him now. You
wo afraid of mo. You cannot deny It,
If I should catch you by tho throat,
thus" his hand wob about my throat
nntl my breath was shut off "and bo
Bin to prcsB tho llfo out of you. thus,
and thus, your Instinct of Immortality
will go glimmering, and your Instinct
of llfo, which Is longing for llfo, will
flutter up. nnd you will struggle to
savo yourself. I3h7 I sco tho fear of
death In your eyes. You boat tho nlr
with your arms. 'To llvo! To llvo!
To llvo!' you nro crying; and you nro
crying to llvo hero and now, not here
after. You doubt your Immortality.
chT Hn! Ha! Your body draws Itnolf
up in knots llko a snake's. Your chest
h oaves and strains. To llvo! To llvo!
To live"
I heard no moro Consciousness was
blotted out by tho darkness ho had so
graphically doscrlbcd, and whon I
came to myself was lying on tho lloor
and ho was smoking a cigar and re
garding mo thoughtfully with tho old.
familiar light of curiosity In his eyes
"Well, havo I convinced you?" ho
ilomanded. "Horo, tako u drink of
this. I want to ask you soma ques
tions." I rolled my head negatively on tho
floor. "Your arguments nro tod or
forcible," I managed to artlculato, at
cost of great pain to my nchlng throat
"You'll be all right In hnlf nn hour,
bo assured in a. "And I promise I won 't
uso any more physical domonstra
Hons. Got up now. You can nit on
i chnlr."
And, toy Hint I wnB of this monster J
tno uiscuasion oi umar uiid (lit'
Prenchor was lasumod. And half the
night wo sat up ovor 1L
CHAPTER XI.
Tho last twonty-four hours have wit
nessed a carnival of brutality. From
cabin to forecastle It sootna to bavo
broken out like a contagion. Thomas
Mugrldgo Is a sneak, a spy, an In
(ormer. Ho has boon attempting to
surry favor and reinstate himself In
Jtio good graces of tho captain by car
rylug tales of tho men forward. Ho It
wub, I know, that carried somo of
IbhtiBou's hasty talk to Wolf Larson.
Johnson, It seems, bought a suit of
jIlB'.tliiB from tho slop-chest und found
Shorn to bo of greatly Inferior quality
Nor was ho alow in advertising tho
!ict.
1 had Just flnls'hod sweeping the
xbln. and hod been Inveigled by Wolf
Larson Into u discussion of Hamlet,
)Ih favorite Shakpupearcan cbaroctor,
Mifn Inlm 'sen desconded the com
vmi i iff. followed by Johnson
ciwniaHr v jack LONpOfr
Tho hitter's 'cap camo off after tho
custom of tho sea, nnd ho stood re
spectfully In tho center of tho cabin,
swuylng heavily and uneasily to tho
roll of tho schooner and facing tho
captain.
"Shut the doors and draw the slldo,"
Wolf Larson said to tno.
Ab I obeyed 1 noticed an anxious
light como Into Johnson's oyos, but I
did not dream of Its cnuso. Tho mate.
Johanson, stood away several feet to
the sldo of him, and fully three yards
In front of him sat Wolf Larson on ono
of tho pivotal cabin chairs. An appre
ciable pause fell, a pauso that must
havo lasted fully a mlnuto. It was
broken by Wolf Lnrson.
"Yonson," ho began.
"My namo 1b Johnson, sir," tho sail
or boldly corrected.
"Well, Johnson, thon, damn you!
Can you guess why 1 havo sont for
you?"
"Yes, and no, sir." wan tho slow re
ply. "My work Is dono well. The
male knows that, and you know It. sir.
So there cannot bo any complaint "
"Johnson," Wolf Larson said, "1 un
dorstand you're not qulto satisfied
with those oilskins?"
"No, I am not. They nro no good,
sir."
"And you'vo boon shooting off your
mouth nbout thorn."
"I sny whnt I think, sir," the sailor
answered courageously.
It was at this moment that I chanced
to glanco at Johanson. Ills big fists
wcro clenching and unclenching, nnd
his face was positively llondtsh so
malignantly did ho look at Johnson.
"Do you know what happens to men
who say what you'vo said about my
slop-chest and mo?" Wolf LarBon de
manded, sharply nnd imperatively
"Whnt you nnd tho mnto thcro nro
going to do to mo, sir."
"Look at him, Hump," Wolf Larson
Bald to mo, "look at this bit of animat
ed dust, that Is Impressed with certain
human fictions such nB righteousness
nnd honesty, nnd that will llvo up to
them in Bplto of all personal discom
forts and menncoa. What do you
think of him, Hump? What do you
think of him?"
"I think that bo Is n hotter man
thnn you nro," I anaworcd, Impelled,
somehow, with n desire to draw upon
myself a portion of tho wrath I fell
was about to break upon his head
"Ills human fictions, as you choose to
call them, make for nobility and man
hood. You havo no fictions, no dreams,
no Ideals. You nro a paupor."
Ho nodded his head with savage
pleasantness. "Quito true. Hump,
qulto truo. I havo no Actions that
malto for nobility and manhood. A
living dog Is bettor thnn n dead lion.
say I with tho Preacher. My only doe-
trlno Is tho doctrine of expediency,
and It makos for surviving. Do you
know what I am going to do?"
I shook my head.
"Watch mo."
Three yards away from Johnson ho
wns. and sitting down. Nino toot!
And yet ho loft tho chair In full leap,
without first gaining n standing posi
tion. It was an nvalancho of fury
His Hand Wits About My Throat and
My Breath Was Shut Off.
that Johnson strove vnlnly to feud
oil. Wolf Lnrsona list drovo lo
tho chest, with u crushing, resound
ing Impact. Johnson almost fell back
ward, and Bwnycd from aide to sldo In
an effort to recover his balauco.
1 cannot give tho further particulars
of tho horrible acono that followed.
It waa too revolting. It turns mo alck
oven now whon I thlnl: of It. Johnson
fought brnvoly onough. but ho wna no
match for Wolf Larsom much loss for
Wolf Larson and tho mato. It was
frightful. 1 folt that I should loso my
mind, and I rnu up tho companion
stairs to opon tho doors nnd cscnpo on
dock. Ilut Wolf Larson, leaving his
victim for tho momunt. and with one
of his trcmcndouB springs, gntnod my
aldo and Hutu; mo Into tho far corner
of tho cabin.
"Tho phenomena of llfo, Hump," ho
girded nt mo, "Stay and watch It.
You may gather data on tho Immortal
i i a man who
un his own 1
Little world
aoajdshTp
WAS A LAW
-UNTO-HlMSELRe
lty of tho soul. Hesldcs. you know, wo
can't hurt Johnson's soul. It's only
tho fleeting form wo may demolish.''
It Boomed eonturles possibly it was
no moro than ten minutes that the
beating continued. Wolf Larson and
Johanson were nil about tho poor fel
low. And when ho could no longer
rise they still continued to bent and
kick him where he lay.
"lJasy, Johanson; easy as sho goes."
Wolf Larson finally said.
"Jerk open tho doors, Hump," I was
commanded.
1 obeyed, and tho two brutes picked
up tho senseless man like a sack of,
rubbish and hove him clear up the
companion stairs through tho narrow
doorway, and out on deck. Tho blood
from his noso gushed In a scarlet
stream ovor tho feet of tho holms
man, who wns nono other thnn Louis,
his boat mate. But Louis took and
gave a spoko and gazed Impurturb
ably Into tho hlnunclo.
Not so was tho conduct of Gcorgo
Leach, the erstwhile cabin-hoy. Fore
nnd nft thcro wns nothing that could
have surprised us moro than bis con
sequent behavior. Ilo It was that
camo up on tho poop without onlcr3
and dragged Johnson forward, whero
ho sot about dressing his wounds as
well as he could and making him com
fortable. Wolf Larsen was smoking n cigar
and examining the patent log which
tho Ghost usually towed astern, but
which had been hauled In for somo
purpose Suddenly Leach's voice camo
to my ears. It was tenso and hoarse
with an overmastering rago. 1 turned
and saw htm standing Just beneath
tho break of tho poop on tho port
sldo of tho galley. His faco was con
vulsed and whlto, his eyes were (lash
lug, his clenched lists raised, over
head.
"May God dumn your soul to hell.
Wolf Lnrson, only boll's too good for
you, you coward, you murderer, you
pig!" was his opening salutation.
I was thunderstruck. 1 looked for
his instant annihilation, nut it was
not Wolf Laracn'a whim to annihilate
him. Ho sauntered slowly forward to
tho break of tho poop, and, leaning
his elbow on tho corner of the cabin,
gazed down thoughtfully and curious
ly at tho oxclted boy..
And tho boy Indicted Wolf Larson
as ho had nover been Indicted before.
Each moment 1 looked, and everybody
looked, for him to leap upon tho boy
and destroy him. Ilut It wns not his
whim. His cigar wont out, and he
continued to ga'zo silently nnd curi
ously. Leach had worked himself into an
ocstnsy of Impotent rngo.
"Pig! Pig! Pig!" ho wns reiterat
ing at tho top of hla lungs. "Why
don't you como down and kill mo, you
murdorcr? Como on, you coward!
Kill mo! Kill mo! Kill mo!"
It wns at thla stago that Thomas
Mugrldgo's erratic soul brought him
Into the sccno. Ho tumod to Leach
saying:
"Such langwldgo! Shockln'!"
Leach's rage was no longer Impo
tent, Horo at last was something
ready to hand. And for tho first time
slnco tho stabbing tho cockney had
appeared outsldo tho galley without
his knifo. Tho words had barely loft
his mouth whon ho was knocked down
by Leaeh. Threo times he struggled
to his feet, striving to gain tho galley,
and each tlmo was knocked down.
"Oh. Lord!" ho cried. '"Kip! 'Kip!
Tyke Mm nw'y, earn't yer? Tyke 'tnt
aw'y!"
Tho huntorB laughed from sheer re
lief. Tragedy had dwindled, the farce
hnd begun. Tho sailors now crowded
boldly aft. grinning and shullllng, to
watch tho putnnieling of the haled
cockney. And oven I folt n great ov
surgo up within mo. I confess that 1 de
lighted In this beating Leach was glv
Ing to Thomas Mugrldgo. though It
wa3 as terrible, almost, as tho one
Mugrldgo had caused to bo given to
Johnson. Hut tho expression of Wolf
Larson'r, faco nevor changed. Tho
cockney strovo In vnln to protect hlnv
self from tho Infuriated boy And In
vnln ho strovo to gain the Rholter o!
tho cabin. Mow followed blow with
bowlldering rapidity. Ho was knocked
nbout like n KhutUocock. until
finally, llko Johnson, ho was beaten
and kicked as ho lay helpluss on the
deck. And no one Interfered
Hut the3o two affairs wore only tho
opening ovents of tho day's program.
In tho afternoon Smoke und lleudoi
son fell foul of each other, and a fu
slllado of shots camo tip from tho
stoorago, followed by a stampede of.
tho other four hunters for tho dock.
A column of thick, acrid smoko tho
kind always mado by black powder
was arising through tho open compan
ion way, and down through It leaped
Wolf Laraen. The Bound of blows and
scullltng camo to our ears. Doth mon
woro wounded, and ho wns thrashing
thorn both tor having disobeyed his
orders nnd crippled themselves In ad
vanco'of tho hunting season. In fact,
thoy woro badly wounded, and, having
thrashed thorn, ho proceeded to op
orato upon thorn In a rough surgical
fashion and to dress tholr wounds. I
Borvcd as assistant whllo ho probod
and cleansod tho pnssngos mado by
tho bullots, and I saw tho two mon
endure tils cruda surgery without an
esthetics nnd with no moro to uphold
them thnn n stiff tumbler of whisky.
Tho Bccond dog-watch nnd tho day
wcro wound up by a fight between Jo
hanson nnd tho lean. Ynnkce-looklng
hunter, Latimer. It was caused by re
marks of Lntlmcr's concerning the
noises mado by tho mnto In his sloop
and though Johanscn was whipped, he
kept tho atcorago awako for the rest
of tho night whllo ho blissfully slum
bered nnd fought tho light over and
over again.
As for myself. I was oppressod with
nightmare. All my days had been
pasnod In comparative lgnornnco of
tho nnlmallty of man. In fact. I had
known llfo only In Its Intellectual
phases. Urutnllty I had experienced
but It wus the brutality of the Intel
lectthe cutting sarcasm of Charley
Furuscth. the cruel epigrams and oc
casional harsh witticisms ol tho fel
lows at the Hlbolot, and tho nasty re
marks of some of tho professors dur
ing my undergradunto days.
That was all. Not for nothing had 1
boon called "Sissy" Van Weyden. I
thought, as 1 tossed restlessly on my
bunk between ono nlghtmaro and nn
othor. And It seemed to mo that my
VMM I
'You Cowardl
You Murdererl
PIq!"
You
Innocence of tho realities of llfo had
been complcto Indeed. I laughed bit
terly to myself, and seemed to find In
Wolf Larsen's forbidding philosophy a
more adequate explanation of llfo than
I had found in my own.
(TO HE CONTINUED.)
CAT CAUSED MUCH TROUBLE
Family Pet Has Been Formally Cau
tioned that "The Cave" Is Not
Public Property.
Out In Woodruff placo a number of
small boys havo banded together nnd
dono what most boys havo dono If
thoy wcro real-for-auro boys built a
cave, says tho Indianapolis News. Ap
proaching this cave is n long under
ground tunnel nbout two feot squnro.
Whnt there is In this tunnel in tho
way of sldo chamners and tho like, tho
fathers and mothers nover will know,
but at the inside end of tho tunnel is
tho den, about five feet squnro, built
In a sldo hill i.nd ns dark as the most
cavernous depths of a Wyandotto
cavo.
Ono of tho youngsters belonging to
tho band of cavo dwellers hurried
homo from school tho othor afternoon,
donned his cavo outfit, and mado for
tho tunnel. Crawling In fiat on tho
ground, ho mndo his way toward tho
don. Arriving then, ho heard a scram
bling nolso Just nhead and two liery
spots loomed up In tho darkness. His
teeth chattered with irlght. Ilo
couldn't back away, ho was too fright
ened to go forwnrd, and there waa
no chnnco of escnpo at cither sldo.
Tho fiery sputa becamo active and tho
boy becamo panicky.
Just what happonod in there tho
outside w rid will never know, but
when the at It was .ho family cat
camo out of tho tunnol it was going
some. No cat ovor moved fast jr. and
I. didn't stop until It had reach-id ti
barn tluoo lots away.
And tho boy when ho emerged nls
face was ns whlto us tho arctic snow
and ho was moving rapidly for Mio
o.on. Tho noxt afternoon tho boy
painted a. sign on which wcro tho
vi.rds. "Tho Cuvo" in whlto paint, on
a blazing yellow taek ground. Gazing
proudly at the slfiiflio explained.
"Now, tr that fool cat can read, he'll
keep out of thcie."
. Hang Pictures nt Once.
People who stand their family por
traits against tho walls whllo packing
and unpacking their household goods,
cause a great deal of broken glass,
scratches and dontB. Tho first thing
to bo dono when moving Into your
now home, should bo to hang tho pic
tures any place, in order to got them
out of thu way, without waiting to
choose n scheme of urrangemcnt. Thla
will prevent a great deal of breakago
and other damage.
Help Wanted.
"Can I do anything for you?'' asked
tho passing motorist of an exasper
ated man who was trying to change a
tiro whllo his wlfo, a woman of com
mnndlng appearance, stood by and
gave numerous directions "Yes, In
deed," replied tho oxasporated man,
na ho mopped his brow. "My wlfo
horo Is an ardent suffragette. I wish
you would talk to her about tho cause
until 1 got thla tiro on."
Opportunity nover troubles a man il
Uimto Is nothlnir In him
WIDE ROADS ARE IMPORTANT
rime That Highway nullders Awak
ened to New Conditions Involves
Safety and Convenience.
Tho road builders of today nro neg
lecting a very Important point.
Tho motor car Is a new thing In the
world nnd crentcs entirely now con
dltlons.
Tho travel of tho futuro -will be
very great.
Tho fashion should bo sot at onco
for n 100-foot right of way on nil main
roads.
Ono hnlf should bo developed first;
tho other could bo used by tho former
owners under n freo lenso from the
counties until it Is needed. It will
surely bo needed some day.
Allowing ton foot for a Bldowalk the
first hard-surfaced road should ccntei
Making a Road In South.
on tho remaining 40 feet. Tho model
to bo worked to is two 40-foot road
ways, two ten-foot sidewalks and threo
rows of shado trees a most proper
plan for a hot climate.
AH travel of course takes tho right
hand road. Tho grado should allow
crossing from ono road to tho other.
On a slnglo road with a GO-foot right
of way, two ten-foot sidewalks and 30
feet for vehicles, when autos nro
standing at each curb thero la not
room for safe passing of vehicles go
ing In opposite directions and this
difficulty and danger increases with
the traffic.
A single-track road should bo GO
feet wide.
Tho middle line of new roads Is gen
erally on n section lino or other lino
between two owners. If tho fashion ia
set for a 100-foot right of way owners
will glvo tho CO feot.
If county commissioners will Insist
on tho 100 feet and mako it a state
wldG rulo supported by public opinion,
owners will fall into lino and give the
land.
Tho double-road plan allows speed
with safety and tho speed of motor
cars will In tho futuro bo Increased
on long runs.
The point Is that It Is tho duty of
tho pioneer road builders of today to
provide for tho travel of tho future.
Fifteen years ago In Chicago a
street a milo long between Grant nnd
Lincoln parks wns widened from CO
to 200 foot. It cost $10,000,000.
If the people who laid out that street
could havo looked ahead tho expenso
would havo been only tho amount of
the surveyor's bill. In less degree
such tilings will happen- somo day in
Florida wherevor narrow roads are
built.
California has awakened to the idea
and has somo main roads 100 feet
wide.
As soon na Florida geta hard roads
tho travel by tourists nnd citizens by
motor car and motor truck will rapid
ly lncroaso nnd will grow In tlmo to
enormous proportions.
The climate and tho motor car will
accomplish it and It Is tlmo that tho
road huildetB awakened to these en
tlrcly new :ondltlons. Besides tho
question of safety nnd convcnlenco
thero is tho question of beauty, o
civic prido and tho satisfaction of
building right for all time.
Road builders must roalizo that tho
motor car has brought entirely now
conditions.
Thoy must lay out tho roads wido
enough for nil tlmo, whllo tho land can
bo ;ot for nothing. It Is a duty.
Kindness to Cow Pays.
Bo kind to tho diry cow. You can't
pound raljk out of her with tho milk
stool or run milk out of hor with tho
dog when bringing hor from tho pas
turo to the barn. Got on good terms
with tho dairy cow, and her friend
ship will bo soon by Increased profits
In tho milk pail.
Surfacing Footpaths.
For surfacing footpatlis, gro el, mix
tures of sand and clay, ana cinders
will, In general, glvo good satisfaction.
life- -
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fsincn
Time it! Papo's Diapepsin ends
all Stomach misery in five
minutes.
Do somo foods you cat hit back
tasto good, but work badly; ferment
Into stubborn lumps nnd cnuso a sick,
sour, gassy stomach? Now, Mr. or
Mrs. Dyspoptlc, Jot this down: Papo's
Dlapopsln dlgosts everything, leaving
nothing to sour and upset you. Thero
never was anything so safely quick, bo
cortalnly offectlvo. No difference how
badly your stomach Is disordered you
will got happy rollof In flvo mlnutos,
but what pleases you most Is that It
strengthens and regulates your stom
ach so you can eat your fnvorlto fooda
without fear.
You feel different as soon as "Papo's
Dlnpopsln" come3 In contnet with tho
stomach distress Just vanishes your
Btomach gots swoet, no gases.no belch
ing, no eructations of undigested food.
Go now, mako tho best Investment
you evor mado, by getting a largo fifty
cent caao of Pnpo'a Dlapopsln from any
storo. You rcnllzo in flvo minutes how
needless It Is to suffer from Indiges
tion, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv.
After a man has takon out an acci
dent Insurance policy his wlf thinks
It n wnsto of money If nothirj hnp
pons to him.
THE PROFESSOR'S STATEMENT.
Prof. Aug. F. V. Schmitz, Thomas,
Okla., writes: "I was troubled with
Backache for about twonty-flvo years.
When told I had Bright's Disease in
its last stages, I
tried Dodd's Kid
ney Pills. After
using two boxes I
was somowhat re
lieved and I stop
ped the treatment
In the spring of
tho next year I
had another at
tack. I wont for
Prof. Schmitz.
Dodd's KIdnoy Pills and thoy relieved
mo again. I used threo boxes. That
la now threo years ago and my Back
ache haa not returned In Its severity,
and by using another two boxes a lit-
tlo later on, tho pain left altogether
and I havo had no troublo since. You
may uso my statement. I recommend
Dodd's Kidney Pills when and whor-
ever I can." Dodd's Kidney Pills, 60c
per box at your dealer or Dodd's Medl
clno Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Adv.
Love Is not only blind, but seems to
bo unablo to detect a gin breath of
long standing.
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.
To half pint of water add 1 oz. Bay Rom. e
gmall box of Barbo Compound, and H oz. of
glycerine Apply to the hair twice a week
until it becomes the desired shade. Any drag
gist can put this up or you can mix it at
home at very little cost. It nlll gradually
darken streaked, fnded gray hair, and re
moves danuruu. it is excellent ror mi line
hair and will make harsh hah soft and glossy.
It will not color tho scalp, Is not sticky or
greasy, and docs not rub olt. Adv.
Men tell more lies about tholr
weight than women do about tholr
ago.
For a really fine coffee at a mod
erate prlco, drink Denlson'a Seminole
Brand, 35c tho lb., in scaled cons.
Only ono merchant in each town
Bolls Somlnolo. If your grocer isn't
tho ono, wrlto tho Denlson Coffee Co.,
Chicago, for a souvenir and tho namo
of your Semlnolo dealer.
Buy tho 3 lb. Canistor Can for 51.00.
Adv.
With tho onward march of civiliza
tion more opportunities ariso for mon
to mako foolB of 'themselves.
Consistent
in cases of poor ap
petite, imperfect diges
tion, inactive liver and
clogge'd bowels is
HOSTETTER'S
STOMACH
BITTERS
A household remedy for 6o
years. Try a bottle today.
EALOF COUNCIL BLUFFS
o nAV DRINK and DRUu
TREATMENT
SIN, GAS
Alwaya Baccceifal. Write for Ilooklet.
Address NEAL INSTITUTE
21 Ilenton Street, COUNCIL DLUfTS, l&
Or address J, A. MAY, Monoaer.
S5 II DTI IRE CURED In a few days
sty S I 3Kitu without pain or a s or
deal operation. Ilo pay until cured. Write
Dlk W11A.K, 300 lUo lildg., Omaha, Mab.
VvT N. U, OMAHA, NO. 6-1916.