THE 8EMI.WEEKLY TRIBUNE. NORTH PLATTE, NEBRASKA. e JACK'tOVOON SYNOPSIS. Humphrey Vnn Wcyden, critic nrul dllot innto. Is tiirown Into tho wnicr by iho Inltlnj; of n Icrrytiniil In a tog In Sun Kranclsco bay, nnd becomes uncoriHClotia poforo help roaches him. On entiling to his senses ho finds himself ntmnrd the seallnn schooner Ghost, Cntitnln Wolf 'arson, hound to .Inpan waters, witnesses tho death of tho (Irst mate nnd henrs tho captain ciira tho dead man for prcsumlm? to dlo at tho hcKlnnlnK of tho voyage. The captain refuses to put Humphrey nshoro ml makes him cnuln hoy "for tho Kood it his iioul." Humphrey sees the hody of ino mato dumped Into the sen. Ho heclns to learn potato poelltiK nnd dish wimhlnK under tho cockney cook, MiikiIiIkp. Is caught liy a heavy ica shipped over tho quarter an ho Is carrying l-8 vf nnd Ills J? seriously Hurt, hut no ono pays ny attention to hi Injury. CHAPTER V Continued. After breakfast I Imtl nnotlicr tin onvlablo oxporlcndo. When I had fin ished washing tho Jlshos I clonncd the cabin stovo and carried tho nshes up on deck to empty them. Wolf Larson and Hondorson were standing near the wheel, deep In conversation. I passed thorn and Hung tho nshes ovor tho side to windward. Tho wind drovo thoni back, nnd not only over mo liut ovor Hondorson nnd Wolf LarBcn. Tho next Instant tho latter kicked mo vio lently, na a cur Is kicked. I reeled iiway from him nnd leaned against the cabin In a half-falntlng condition. Out Wolf Larson did not follow mo up. IJrushlng tho ashes from his clothes, ho hnd resumed his conversation with Hondorson. Johanscn, who had seen tho affair from tho break of tho poop. Boot n couplo of sailors aft to clean up tho mess. Later In tho morning 1 received a .Mirpriso of a totally different sort. Following tho cooIc'b Instructions. I had gono Into Wolf Larson's state room to put It to rlflhts nnd make tho bed. Against tho wall, near tho hend of tho bunk. waq a rack filled with books. I glnncjd ovor thorn, noting with astonishment such names ns Shakospcaro, Tennyson, Poo and Do Qulncoy. Tfao woro scientific works, too, among which woro represented mon such Tyndall, Proctor nnd Dar win. Astronomy and physics woro represented, nnd I remarked Dulllnch's "Ago of Fablo," Shaw'a "History of English and Amorlcan LItoraturo," and Johnson's "Naturnl History" In two largo volumes. Tfcon thoro woro a nurabor of grarumaro, such as Mot calf'a and Ilcod and Kollogg's; and 1 omllcd as I saw a copy of "Tho Dean's English." I could not roconollo those books with tho man from whnt I had soon of him, and I wondorod If ho could pCSHlbly rend thorn. Dut whon I camo to mako tho bod I found, botwoon tho blankets, dropped apparently as If ho had sunk off to sloop, a comploto Browning, tbo Cambrldgo edition. It wao open at "In a Dalcony," and I noticod, haro and thoro, pnssagos un derline In poncll. Purthor. lotting drop tfca volumo during a lurch of the 'Bhip, a ehoot of paper foil out. It was BcrawJed ovor with gcomotrlcal din errauffl and calculations of somo sort. TWb gllmpso I hnd caught of his ot&Hr sldo must havo cmboltloned mo, tof I resolved to speak to him about th& money I had lost. l hnvo boon robbed." 1 snld to him, a. littlo later, whon I found him pacing op-and down tho poopalono. -"Sir," ho corroctod, not harshly, but mternly. I HI havo been robbed, sir," I amond ed. "How did It happen ?" ho asked. Then I told him tho whole circum stance, how my clothes had boon loft tto dry In tho galloy, and how, later, I -web nearly beaten by tho cook whon I mentioned tho matter. ' Ho smiled at my rocltnl. "Pickings," no concluded; "Cooky's pickings And don't you think your mlsornblo life worth tho prlco? ncsldcs, consider It a losson. You'll lenrn In tlmo how to tako caro of your money for yourself. I aupposo, up to now, your lawye; has done It for you, or your business agent." I could fool tho quiet snoor through hia words, but domnnded, "How can I et It back again?" "That's your lookout You havon't any lawyor or business agent now, so you'll havo to depend on yoursolf. Whon you get a dollar, hung on to It. A man who leaves his mouoy lying around, tho way you did, desorvos to lono It. Hosldes, you havo sinned. You havo no right to put temptations In tho way of your follow-crenturcs. You tempted Cooky, and bo fell. You havo placed his Immortal soul In Jeopardy. By tho wny, do you bollovo In tho Immortal soul?" His lids lifted lazily as ho asked tho question, and It scorned that tho doops woro opening to mo and that 1 was gazing Into his bouI. Dut It was an Illusion. Far as It might havo Boomed, no man has ovor aeon very far into Wolf Larson's soul, or seen It at all of this 1 am convinced. It was a vory lonely soul, 1 was to learn, that novor unmasked, though at raro moments It played at doing bo. "1 rend immortality In your eyes," I answered, dropping tho "sir" an ox furltnont, for 1 thought tho Intimacy Qt the conversation warranted It. 'Ho took uo notice. in con.iTiianr t.QNPOr "Then to what end?" ho demanded. "If I am Immortal why?" I faltered. How could 1 explain my idealism to this man? How could 1 put Into speech a something felt, a something like tho strains of music heard In sleep, a something that con vinced yet transcended utteranco? "What do you believe, then?" I countered. "I believe that life Is a moss." he answered promptly "It Is llko a yeast, n ferment, a thing that moves and may movo for a minute, an hour, a year, or n hundred years, but that In tho end will ceaso to move. Tho big eat tho little that they may contlnuo to move, the strong eat tho weak that they may retain their strength. The lucky eat tho most nnd movo the longest, that is all. What do you make of thoso things?" He swept his urm in nn Impatient gesture toward a number of the sail ors who woro working on some kind of ropo stuff amidships. "They movo; so does tho Jellyfish move. Thoy movo In order to eat in order that they mny keop moving. There you havo It. Thoy live for their holly's sako, nnd tho bolly Is for their sako. It's a clrclo; you get no whore. Nolthor do they. In tho end thoy como to a standstill. Thoy move no more Thoy aro dead." "Thoy havo dreams," I Interrupted, "radiant, Hashing dreams " "Of grub," ho concluded senton tlously. "And of more " "drub. Of n larger nppctlto and moro luck In satisfying It." His voice sounded harsh. Thoro was no lovlty In It. "You and I aro Just llko them. Thoro Is no difference, except that we havo eaten moro nnd bettor. I am eating thorn now, and you, too. But In tho past you have eaten moro than I havo. You wear tho warm clothes. Thoy made tho clothes, but thoy shiver In rags and ask you, tho lawyer, or tho business agent who handles your monoy, for a Job." "Hut that is bc3ido tho matter," I cried. "Not at all." Ho was speaking rap Idly, now, and his eyes woro flashing. "It Is plgglshncss, and it Is life. Of what use or sonso is an immortality of plgglshncss? What Is tho end? What Is It all about? To bo piggish ns you and I hnvo boon nil our lives does not seem to bo Just tho thing for Immortals to bo doing. Again, what's It all about? Why havo I kept you hero?" "Bocauso you aro stronger," I man nged to blurt out "Dut why stronger?" ho went on nt onco with his perpetual quorles. "Bo causo I am a bigger bit of tho formont than you? Don't you seo? Don't you boo?" "But tho hopelessnoss of It," I pro tested. "I agroo with you," ho answered. "Then why movo nt all, slnco moving Is living? Without moving nnd being part of tho yeast thoro would bo no hopelessness. But nnd hero It Is wo want to llvo and movo, though wo havo no reason to, becauso It happens that It Is tho naturo of llfo to llvo and movo, to want to llvo and movo. If It woro not for this, llfo would bo dead It Is becauso of this llfo that Is In you that you dream of your Immortality. Tho llfo that Is In you Ib allvo and wants to go on being allvo forever. Bah! An eternity of plgglshncss!" Ho abruptly turned on his heel and started forward. Ho stoppod at tho break of tho poop and called mo to him. "By tho way, how much was it that Cooky got away with?" ho asked. "Ono hundred nnd olghty-flvo dol lars, sir," 1 answered. Ho nodded his hend. A moment later, as I started down tho companion stairs to lay tho tablo for dlnnor, 1 heard him loudly cursing somo mott amidships. CHAPTER VI. By tho following morning tho storm had blown Itsolf qulto out and tho Ghost wna rolling slightly on a calm sea without a breath of wind. Tho mon woro nil on deck and busy pro paring their various boats for tho sea son's hunting. Thoro nro sovon boats abonrd. tho captain's dinghy, tho six which tho hunters will uso. Throo, a hunter, n boat puller, and n boat steoror, composo a boat's crow. On board tho schoouor thai boat pullers and stoorers nro tho crow. Tho hunt ers, too, aro supposed to bo In com mand of tho wntches, subjoct, alwnys, to tho orders of Wolf Larson. All this, and moro, I hnvo learned. Tho Ghost Is considered tho fastest schooner In both tho Snn Francisco and Victoria fleets. In fnct, sho was onco a prlvato yacht, and wns built for speed. Johnson wns telling mo nbdut her In a Bhort chat I had with him during yostorday's second dog watch. Ho spoko enthusiastically, with tho lovo for a flno craft such as somo mon fool for horsos. I3vory rann abonrd, with tho excep tion of Johanaon, who Is rathor over como by his promotion, Booms to havo an oxcuso for having sailed on tho Ghost. Half of tho mon forward aro deep-water sailors, and their excuso Ib "the story of i 1 a man who ) un his own) Little world aqoardsiTp WAS A LAW UNTO-HIMSELHW that they did not know anvtliliiE uhout her or her captnln. And thoso who do Know wiiispor that tho hunters, while excellent shots, were so notorious for their quarrelsome and rascally pro clivities that they could not sign on any decent schooner. I hnvo mndo tho acquaintance of an other one of tho crow Louis, ho is called, a rotund and Jovlnl-faccd Nova Scotia Irishman, nnd a very soclablo follow, prone to tnlk ns long ns he can find n listener. In tho afternoon, while tho cook was below and asleep and I was pedllng the everlasting po tatoes, Louis dropped Into the galldy for a "yarn." His oxcuso for being nboard wns that ho wns drunk when ho signed. Ho Is nccountcd ono of the two or throo vory best boat steerers In both fleets. "Ah, my hoy" he shook his head ominously at me "'tis tho worst schooner yo could Iv selected, nor woro ye drunk nt the tlmo as was I. Don't I remember him In Hakodate two years gono, when ho had a row an' shot four Iv his men? An' there wns a man tho same year ho killed with a blow Iv his flat. An' wasn't thoro tho governor of Kura Island, an' tho chief lv police. Jannneso contln- men. sir. an' didn't they como nboard tho Ghost as his guests, a-brlngln' their wives along weo an' prottv little bits or things like you seo 'om pnlntcd on fans. An as ho was n-cnt- tin' under way. didn't tho fond hus bands get loft astorn-IIke In their sam pan, as It might bo by accident? An' wasn't It a week later that tho poor little ladles was put ashore on the other sldo of tho island, with nothin' hoforo 'em but to walk homo acrost tho mountains on their woeny-teeny littlo straw sandals, which wouldn't hang together a mile? Don't I know? 'Tls tho beast ho Is, this Wolf Lar son tho great, big beast mentioned in Revelation; nn no good end will ho ever como to. But I've said nothin to ye. mind ye. I'vo whispered never a word; for old, fat Louls'll llvo tho vov- ago out If tho last mother's son of yoz go to tho lishes. " "But If ho Is so well known for what ho Is," I queried, "how Is It that he can get men to ship with him?" "An" how is It ye can get men to do anything on God's earth an' sea?" LouIb demanded with Celtic flro. "There's them that can't sail with bet ter mon, llko tho hunters, and thorn that don't know, like tho poor devils of wind-jammers for'ard there." "Them hunters Is tho wicked boys." ho broko forth again, for ho suffered from a constitutional plethora of speech. "But wait till they get to cutting up lv Jinks and rowin' 'round. Ho's tho boy'll fix 'em. Look at that hunter iv mine, Horner. Didn't ho kill his boat steoror Inst year? An' there's "They Live for Their Belly's Sake." Smoko, tho black littlo devil didn't tho Hooslnns havo him for threo years In tho snlt mines of Siboria, for poach In' on Copper island, which is a Roo sinn presorvo? Shackled ho was, hand nn foot, with his mato. An' didn't thoy hnvo words or a ruction of somo kind? for 'twns tho other fellow Smoko sent up m tho buckots lo tho top of tho mtno; an! a pleco at tho tlmo ho went up, n leg today, an' tomorrow nn arm, tho next day tho head, an' so on." "But you can't mean It!" I cried out. ovorcomo with tho horror of it. "Menu whnt?" ho demanded, quick as n flash. "'Tls nothin I'vo said. Dcof I am. and dumb, as yo should ho for tho sako lv your mother; an' novor onco hnvo I opened mo lips hut to say flno things Iv thorn nn' him, God curso his soul, an' may ho rot In purgatory ton thousand years, and then go down to tho last nn' doopest hell lv nil I" Johnson seemed tho least equivocal of tho mon forward or aft. Ho scorned to havo tho courage of his convic tions, tho certainty of his manhood. It was this that mndo him protost, at tho commoncoraont of our acqunlutanco, against bolng called Youson. And upon this, nnd him. Louis passed Jud& mcnt nnd prophecy. " 'Tls a lino chap, that squarehead Johnson wo'vo for'ard with us," ho snld. "Tho best sallorman in tho fo'c'slo. Ho's my boat puller. But It's to troublo ho'll como with Wolf Larson, as tho sparks fly upward. Tho Wolf Is strong, and It'a tho way ot n wolf to hnto strength, an strength It Is ho'll seo In Johnson no knucklln under, and a 'Yes, sir' thnnk yo kindly, sir,' for a curso or a blow." Thomas Mugrldgo Is becoming unen durnblo. I nm compelled to Mister him nnd Sir him with every speech. Ono reason for this Is that Wolf Lar son seems to hnvo taken a fancy to him. It Is an unprecedented thing. I tnko It. for a captnln to bo chummy with tho cook; but this Is certainly whnt Wolr Larsen Is doing. Two or three times ho put his head Into tho galley and chaffed Mugrldgo good naturedly, and onco. this nftcrnoon. ho stood by tho break of tho poop and chatted with him for fully fifteen min utes. When It was over, and Mug rldgo wns back In tho galloy, ho bo camo greasily radiant, and went about his work, humming tho costor songs In a nervo-racking nnd discordant fal setto. "I always get along with tho offi cers." ho remarked to mo In a confi dential tono. "I know tho w'y, I do. to myko myself upprecl-yted. There was my last skipper. 'Mugrldgo.' sez 'o to mo. 'Mugrldgo.' sez 'o, 'you'vo missed ycr vokytlon,' 'An 'ow's that? sez I. 'Yes should 'a' been born a gentleman, an' nover 'ad to work for yer llvin'.' God strlko mo dead. 'Ump, If that ayn't wot 'o sez, an' mo a-sittln' there in 'Is own cabin, Jolly-llko an' comfortable, a-smokln' 'Is cigars an' drinkin' 'Is rum." This chlttor-chntter drovo mo to dis traction. I never heard a voice I hated so. Positively, ho was tho most dis gusting and loathsome porson 1 havo ever met. Tho filth of his cooking was Indescribable, and, as ho cooked every thing that was eaten aboard, 1 was compelled to select what l ato with great circumspection, choosing from tho least dirty of his concoctions. My hands bothered mo a great deal, unused aB they wero to work. Nor was my kneo any bettor. Tho swelling had not gono down, nnd the cap was still up on edgo. Hobbling about on it from morning to night was not helping It any. What I needed was rest, If it wero ever to get well. Rest! I nover beforo know tho meaning of tho word. 1 had been rest ing all my life and did not know It But now, from half past flvo In tho momhig till ten o'clock at night, I am everybody's slave, with not one moment to myself, oxcopt such aB I can steal near tho end of tho second dog watch. Lot mo pauso for a min ute to look out over the sea sparkling in tho sun, or to gazo at a sailor going nloft o tho gaff-topsalls, or running out tho bowsprit, and 1 am euro to hear tho hateful voice, " 'Ero, you, 'Ump. no Bodgorin". I'vo got my peop- era on yer. There are signs ot rampant bad tem per in tho steerago, and tho gossip is going around that Smoko and Hender son havo had a fight Henderson seems tho best of tho hunters, a slow going fellow, nnd hard to rouso; but roused ho must havo been, for Smoko had a bruised and discolored eye, and looked particularly vicious when ho camo into the cabin for supper. (TO BE CONTINUED.) MAY RECLAIM WASTE SPOT Efforts Are to Be Made to Restore to Fertility the Famous Roman Campagna. No book on Italy is comploto with out somo roferonco to tho Campagna dl Roma, a district upon which a curso seems to havo fallen. It Is a graBsy plain, something llko an American prairie, about forty by sovonty miles In area, Romo being near its center. This district was onco tho prov ince of Lntlum, and wa3 then tho rich est nnd most populous country In tho world, but It is now nearly destitute of Inhabitants. For a part of tho year shephords and herdsmon mako it their homo, but oven thoy do not linger longer than absolutely necov sary. In fact, tho Campagna Is tho homo of malaria, bo deadly that stran gers dnro not to pass a slnglo night ex posed to its intluenco. Tho troublo with tho Campagna arises from its being underlaid by a bed of stono impervious to water. Tho spring rains fill tho soil, a vast quan tity of vegotablo matter is accumu lated, and tho summer sun evaporates this foul water, lining tho air with malaria of tho most deadly sort Tho ancient Romans know tho dan gor, and nvertcd It with extensive drains; but tho moderns suffered tho drains to become choked, and tho finest portion of Italy bocamo a wil derness. Tho soil Is very rich, and it Ib pleasant to hear that an effort Is bolng mndo to reclaim tho Champagna fpr tho uses ot man. Novel Atomizer Size of Watch. A recent novelty Is a pocket atom izer in tho shapo of a watch. Tho head or top haB a small orlfico, and tho spray Is produced by pressing on tho llcxlblo metal sides. A miniature funnol Is provided for tho filling, which Is dono by unscrowlng tho head. An other atomizoi; consists ot a small cylindrical pump mopnted on a cork so as to fit into any bottlo and thus avoid handling of tho porfumo from ono bottlo to another. A plungor at tho top sorves to produce tho spray from a sldo orifice. Tho tubo which descends into tho liquid has a socond or telescoping ond bo that tho tubo can bo extended down ns far as tho bottom of tho bottlo and thus tnko up all tho liquid. A Good Soldier of Jesus Christ By REV. HOWARD W. POPE Instructor In Evangelism. Moody Dible Institute of Chicago TEXT-II Tim. 2:3. I. A Good Soldier Will Enlist. Ho known that ho can servo hlo causo bet tor In tho regulat army than by fighting nlono. Guerrilla warfare as n rulo Is inef fective dcmoral lzing, and dis reputable. It dam ages tho vory causo it tries to holp. Even so, a good soldier of Jc3us Christ will tako his placo in tho church. Thoro ho can work most effectively; thoro ho will havo tho holn of othnr Christians; but, above all, thero dwolls his lord and master, whoso constant prayer Is, "Father, I will that thoy also whom thou hast given mo ho with nm whero I am, that thoy may behold my glory." Nor does tho good soldier ston to Inquiro whether all tho members aro congonlal or faithful. If ovorv mem- ber but himself wero unfaithful, It would still bo his duty and privilege to join the church bocauso Christ Is there. Should a soldier refuse to nut on tho uniform his sincerity would bo questioned. Tho follower of Jesua Christ who refuses to join tho church is Justly liable to tho samo suspicion. Moreover, he damages tho vory causo which ho desires to holn. for an out- aider who ought to bo in tho church brings as much reproach UDon tho causo as an inalder who ought to bo out II. A Good Soldier Will Not Entan- gle Himself With Outside Matters. What would you think of a soldier who should report for duty brlnclnc with him a dog and a fishing rod and a bi cycle? Ho would doubtless bo told that whllo these things wero well enough in their placo, ho was expected to fight and not to amuso himself. It Is said that a Boldler who enlisted in tho Civil war took along his kit of watchmaker's tool and whllo thev were in camp ho did considerable busi ness. But ono day when tho order camo to strlko tents and prepare for battle, ho looked around his tent in dismay and exclaimed. "Why, I can't possibly go, for I havo twelve watches to repair which I havo promised by Saturday night." That man had forgotten what ho en listed for. In llko manner thero aro Christians who entanglo themselves with worldly companions and question able amusements to such an extent as to greatly hindor their usefulness and Influence. III. A Good Soldier Obevs Orders. Ho simply goes whero ho is sent and does what ho is told to do. Seldom does he know tho full Intent of oven hia own movements. Llko tho brave band which Tennyson has made Im mortal: Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why, Theirs hut to do and die, i Gallant six hundred. So tho good soldier of Jesua Christ will obey ordera. Enll8traent means entiro surrender, and henceforth tho great question of llfo is. "Lord, what wilt thou havo mo to do?" Nor will ho arguo tho question of duty, but Invari ably glvo his master tho benefit of tho aoubt It is to bo feared that somo disciples havo not reached this point IV. A Good Soldier Will Endure Hardship. Ho expects It. Sleonlcss nights and weary days, forced marches and scanty fare, probable sickness and posslblo death theso aro what ho looks forward to; but If theso aro tho prlco of liberty ho is willing to pay it When Gnribaldl was going out to bat tlo ho told his troops what ho wanted thorn to do. Thoy said: General, what aro you going to give us for all this?" "I don't know what olso vou will got; but you aro sure to net huneer nnd cold and wounds and doath. How do you llko It?" His men stood for a moment In bI- lonco thon thoy cried. "Wo nro tho men, wo aro tho men." That is tho spirit of tho truo soldier, and how common it is, thank God! "When tho first Nanoleon was In his glory, ho had what ho called his Old Guard, a body of tried veterans, nicked mon from tho whole army. Ho always held thorn In rcsorvo; but when dan ger was Imminent ho would rldo along tho lino and say, "Soldiers of tho Old Guard, tho liberties of Franco aro in your hands. 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