The Oakland Cars "STURDY AS AN OAK" We have jest received a carload of the Oakland Cars, and they are ready for your inspection. We will be glad to demonstrate them to you. Oakland 38, PRICE $1,050, FACTORY Tke First and Only Car that has topped the New Buick hill south of Experimental Station. C. M. TROTTER, Agency 215 East Sixth. County Commissioners' Proceedings. November 29, 1915. Hoard of county commissioners met pursuant to adjournment. Present llcrmlnghauBcn, Sprlngor, White and county clerk. Claims allowed on general fund: J. B. Hemphill, printing, $2G. Union Pacific Railroad Co., lease No. 7515, $25. C. J. McNamara, surveying, $27 It L. Cochran, offlco expenses, $18.G9. It. L. Cochran, platting roads, $23.75. It. L. Cochran, surveying road 55, $24.25. Lester Allen, chalnnmn, $2.00. It. L. Cochran, surveying roads 9; and 11 $17.30. C. J. McNamara, chaKman JG.90. It. L. Cochran surveying South Platto bridgo, $19. C. .1. MiNunnra. clmlnman, $4.00. J. L. Souder, ehnrnman, $1.00. It. L. Cochran, surveying grades, road 381, $15.00. C. J., McNamara, chnlnmun, $1.S0. It. L. Cochran, survey t.g drainaijo south Dowey street, $5.00. Fred Spurrier, clmlnman, $3.00. U. L. Cochran. nlattlnir roads. $5.00. Nols Engman, clmlnman, $2.00. Roy Harnin, chainnian, $1.00. j R. L. Cochran, survoylng road 19G, $9.00. C. J. McNamara, clmlnman, $4. Alloon Gantt, traveling expenses, Chas. Cockle, Jr., $8; Ray Hoatson $24.92. $1S; Otto Stelzor, $10; Win. Humphrey Allccn Gantt, November salary, $24; Jas. Martin, $G; R. I. Shappoll, $133.33. Allcon Gantt, office expenses, $5.89 On district No. 4: Henry ToUllon, 3 Aileon Gantt, visiting schools, $91.30. claims, $GG.G0; E. 15. McConnell. $4.80; Esslo Wcssborg, salary, clerk coun- H. 11. llangorford, two claims, 558.20; ty superintendent, $50.00. ' O. Hungcrford, $24. Hilda Andorson, salary, elork county On district No. S: W. E. Mason, court, $50.00. .$31.05; Harry Mason, $30.80. A. J. Salisbury, Novombor salary,' On district No 3.1: R. J. Wnugh, $145.80. ' I road drags, $52.50; Ditto Bros., $5; Roy Wilson, Novombor salary, $75. Wesley Wlghtman, $f ; Geo. W. Sny- Jos. M. Wilson, Nov. salary, $75. j dor, $2. Jos. M. Wilson, caro of Mr. Gray, $10.00. C. W. Yost, offlco oxpensos, $13.G3. C W. Yost, salary, $137.50. Anna Andorsou, caro county poor, $30.00. J. S. Hoag'nnd, ForvlccB Stato vs. Smith, $35.00. A. lowed on road district funds: J. P. Snyder, district 32, $.'04.50. Chas. Wills, district 21, $39. S. C. Wills, district 21, $39. Carl Whl to, district 4 ai.i1 5, $25. Prank Gree.iwoid, dli-trlct 21, $25.50. L. Smith, refund poll tax, district 14, $2.50. Allowed on road district 22: Geo. Young, $31.30; A. II. Kompor, $17.00; Prank Kompor, $30.45; A. C. Burton, $3.00; Wlllard Ilazon, $2; John Mc MUlon, $1.50; Hart Crawloy, $G.35; Mlko Ughrln, $1.50; J. S. Drupor, $3; Gail Stowart, $3. v W. D. Waldo, grading roads, allowed on commissioner district 3, $200. John n. Rltnor, building O'nourko bridgo, on bridgo fund, $3G0.35. Loulo Carlson, huullng sand for Bamo $50.00. Whoroupon tho board adJournB until tomorrow. C. W. YOST, County Clork. Decombor 1, 1915. 4 Cylinder i WE DO Hoard met pursuant to adjournment. Present Hermlnghausen, Springer and county clerk. W. U. Waldo, grndlng roads, allowed on commissioner district No. 1, $123.75. Allowed on general fund: Harry Carothors, mdso county poor $12. Nebraska Telephone Co., rent for December, $18.75. C. E. Snyder, appraising road 3S7, $3.70. Prank Harton nnd John DIscoo; satno $3.70 each. Allowed on bridgo fund: Chas. A. Howard, bridgo work, $1S. Greeley llundy, bridgo work, $34. TIdhull Lumber Co., lumbor, $38.25. O. Kratzensteln, hardware, $G9.03. Hans Jorgonsen, bridge work, $3. Omaha Structural Steel Works, es timate No. 0 on Platto Precinct bridgo, $1930.54. Allowed on various road district I funds, for road work: On district No. 5: Ray Plerson, $G; ,S. Peyton, $22; A. P. Anderson, $G; Adolph Klomlngcr, $5.75; Geo. Evans, $24; Roy Hoatson, $12; Clint Iloat- Hon, $3.75; J. Hockridge, $14; Geo. Hoover, $5G; Rudolph Hank, $3; Ray Plerson, $35; Win. Hiunphray, $4; Merlo Cox, $15; Ray Plerson $12; Ed Jolliff, $44; Rondo Humphroy, $44; J. D. Colo, rond work district 27, $5G. Milton Raney, district 44, $27.45. E. C. Hostottor, district 2, $17.50. Win. A. Johnson, district 58, $4. R. J. Wnugh, road drags district 31, $55. J. 10. Joffrlos, district 39, $3.50. A. S. Gregg, district 12, $13:50. P. W. McEvoy, rotund poll tax, North Platto, $3.00. P. R. Glnn, rcrund poll tax, North Platto, $3. Win. lllngliam, refund poll tax North Platto, $3.00. Jos. Roddy, rotund poll tax, North Platto, $3.00. Tho board hereby ontors Into nn agreement with - Andorson to mako ditch on north sido of road com mencing about 80 rods cast of Platto Valley Bchool houso and running tlionco to a point about 40 rods wost of southeast cornor of S. W. U Soc. 17, Township 14, Rnngo 31, for n consld oration of $350. Whoroupon tho board adjourns until tomorrow. O. W. YOST, County Clork. Decemhor 2, 1915. noard mot snmo na yostorday. Pros out, Ilorminghausen, Sprlr.gor and county clerk. Claims allowed on general fund: XjrP "Sturdy as the Oak Oakland 32, PRICE $795, FACTORY The New Model 8-Cylinder, 71 horse Power Oak land has just reachedgOmaha. LIVERY Institute Feeble Minded, Beatrice, care of county patients, $9S.44. A. P. Beelor, mdso county poor, $15.55. C. M. Reynolds, rent county attor ney's office, November and December, $30. W. H. Merrick, &z Co., mdse county poor, $13.50. R. L. Cochran, surveying, $9.40. N. C. Cover, mdso county poor, $G. J. E. Koontz, sprinkling, $35. Reese Printing Co., supplies, $1.42. Sam Souder, services State vs. In man, $12. Diener & Fletshmann, sios for county poor, $2.G5. Mason-Webb Co., disinfectant, $21.50 P. D. Wostenfeld, mdso county poor, $20.05. E. T. Tramp, mdso, county poor, $SG.38. Jons Sommor, nrlin county poor, $12 John Fr;ficr!ckuon, mdso county r, $G.G ' W. H. Merrick l- Co.. mdse county poor, $34.27. Tno Hub mere ..i cisc county poor, $29.G7. Fred McCaig, services Stato vs. Mc Govcrn, $0.40. Maxwell-Brady Telephone Co., toll charges, $2.G0. Ilcndy-Oglor Auto Co., rent, $39.00. Paul G. Meyer, Inspector Platto Pre cinct bridgo, $108. J. D. Adnins & Co., one grader, on commissioner district No. 1, $450. Geo. Noiscwenter, bridgo work, $2. On road district No. 31: N. Guthcr less, $8.50; G. Guthcrlcss, $8.50; Jas. Gosnoll, $4; F. M. Kusor, $7.50; Merlo Greeley, $2; Win. Pittmun, $10; C. L. Ross, $24; Clint Gosnoll, $2; A. Su kraw, $G.50. On road district No. 12: J. T. Lloyd, $10.00; Reuben Brnntlng, $12; L. Hoist, $3.G0; E. Lloyd, $G. On district No. 37: P. W. Alexander, $1.50; Chas. Holt, $4.50; R. Kilmer, $0 On road district No. IS: Victor An dorson. $4; L. S. Banks, $3; Herbert Hnrroll, $S; Rollen Jackson. $2; S o-j pben LaRue, $2G; Chas. Murrny, Sri;' Dan McNIcklo, $5; A. McNickle, $9; John McNickle, $9. Harry Hammond, district 48, $51. D. O. Mayilold, district 47. $5S.25. Arthur Schneider, district 58, $2G. Harold Brooks, district 2. $S.50. C. A. Robinson, district 30. $42.50. C. S. Kilmer, district 3G, $7. Tim Hafferety. district 21, $G. Loo Ratllff, district 21, $3. Ell Kunkol, district 27, $15. Road district No. 25: Hallto Trusty, $22.75; Geo. Parkor, $17.50; I. C. Oglor $14; Burt Light, $49; Geo. Schiller, $5.50; Burt Nation, $5.25; Goo. Zoigler, $14; Joo Stnckhouse, $3.50. Road district No. 23: Walter Parcoll, $13.50; Robort Parcoll, $1.50; Harry Burton, $3; Jns. Scaton, $3; Geo. Meyer, $33. W. S. Ross, district 41, $33. Efflo McNoal, rofund poll tax, dis trict 35, $2.50. A. T. Yost, rofund poll tax, North PIntto, $3. L. C. RIdlngor, refund poll tax dis trict 30, $2.50. Whoroupon tho board adjourns until Decombor C, 1915. C. W. YOST, County Clork, Attornoy P. R. Halllgan wont to Bridgeport TuoBday ovonlng. 6 Cylinder Phone 153 koine Authors ana ineir nonius. There are authors who make t!ie most of their uanies, and there are others who don't When W. W. Ja cobs was commencing his literary ca reer and hoping to "mako a name" why did ho not make the best of the ono ho got at tho font 7 What a splash ho could have made with William Wy- mnrk Jacobs! It Is almost as bad as Gilbert's neg Iected name, which was Sehwonek But perhaps that was too near "swank" for a modest man. Ruther ford Crockett -would have served the author of "The Stieklt Minister" well. but be was content with S. R. Sir Arthur Pinoro's second name Is Wing. Silas Hocking's is Kitto, Jeroino K Jerome's Is Klapka, and Gilbert Ches terton's "K" stands for Keith. Charles Dickens was christened Charles John Iluffham. It is a remarkable fact that nearly all the greater novelists are simply styled Henry Fielding, Jane Austen. Walter Scott. Charles Reade. George Meredith. Thomas Hardy. William Makepeace Thackeray Ignored Ills sec ond name. St James' Gazette. What Becomes of That Cent? A fanner comes to town with thirty apples, which ho sells three for a cent getting, of course, 10 cents for them. Another fanner, also with thirty up plc-s, sells them two for u cent, getting 15 cents for his. They got 25 cents In nil. Tho next time they come in, with thirty apples apiece, they meet at the edgo of town and put their apples to gether, making sixty npples. One man having sold two for u cent, the other three for a cent, they decide to sell thcni llvo for il cents. They do so niul when they're through find out they hnvo received nut l!i cents. Tho problem Is, Why did they not get as much for their apples sellln them llvo for 2 cents as they did when they sold them separately, or, what be comes of tho cent? Columbus Dls patch. Firo and tho Lodgcpolo Pino. Fire, tho arch enemy of tho forest, is tho very lifo of tho lodgcpolo pine, for cessation of fires would In time practically ellmlnnto the species from the forest Following a sweeping lire it is found Unit tho lodgcpolo pine Is tho ilrst tree at work to make good Its loss. On tho blackened limbs of tho lire killed tree are scores of cones stuck closely to tho branches. With In these cones lie fertile seeds wait ing for naturo to set Uiem free. Tho fiery whirlwind sweeps by, and in a few hours tho brown bits ot tissue llko seeds silently climb out of their sheltering homes and mako n (light to tho earth. Being exceedingly light thousands' aro sometimes blown for miles. An earth cleaned for their re ceptlou is found by tho germs of new woods life. "Ough." An exchange prints tho following list of words ending In "ough" and adds tho pronunciation of tho more ol scuro words, so far na ascertainable from tho dictionaries: Messrs. Gough (goff), Hough (huff) and Clough (duff) though tough enough, thought through tho day that they would visit Mr, Brough (broo), who, having a hiccough (hiccup) and u cough, lived In a clough (chill' or clou), with plenty of dough and a tamo chough (chuff) kept nea a plough in a rough trough, hung t a bough over a lough (loch). A slouc (sluf) of tho bank into the slough (sloo) Injured his thoroughbred's hougl (hock). No wonder tho foreigner shudders at thoso four terrtblo letters! HE KNEW TOO MUCH By DONALD CHAMBERLIN Everybody knows that the besetting In among- ollleinls In Russia Is graft. Prom tho highest to tho lowest they expect tho palm to bo crossed before they will do their duty, and a favor costs a great deal more. There was onco n general In Russia who was Intimately connected with tho imperial family. Ills name was Uexander Rlzcnoff. Ho was n skillful commander, and to him Russia was indebted for its salvation in a certain war. During this time ho was much troubled by tho rascality of oillcials In the supply department. He could get neither food nor ammunition for his troops because thoso whoso duty it was to provide nnd forward them were waiting for thoso who sold to pay their oninilsslon nnd thoso who forwarded o receive tho same pecuniary attcn lon. General Rlzcnoff was a very ener getic man, nnd after his victory de- ermlncd to bring some of these oill cials to justice. He employed secret cuts to traco tho causes of the de lays that had inconvenienced him, but when they made their report ho found himself estopped from pursuing the matter further, nis investigators had traced the graft to certain grand dukes who had been getting rich during the war, and he believed that if bo brought tho matter up officially ho would prob ably bo sent to Siberia on some trump ed up charge. Tho guilty persons knew that the general was aware of their delinquen cies, but. were not nwnro what he in tended doing with tho evidence in his possession. They would have united In n plan to get rid of him, but bis victories over tho enemies of Russia had made him so popular that they did not dare to accuse him of nny crime. Meanwhile the general was lionized, wined and dined by tho lofty nnd cheered wherever he appeared in pub lic by the lowly. Tho loudest In his praise were those who had come near thwarting his military successes and were now hunting for a plan by which they could seal his lips in enso he should think of exposing their pecula tions. Tho general was a very good man. Far from enjoying being feted, he pre ferred Ids rooms in tho quarters as signed hlin as a commander. He was essentially a man's mail nnd had very little to do with women. One evening at a ball at tho winter palace one of tho grand dukes told the general there was a lady present who desired that he should bo present ed to her. Rizenoff demurred, but tho would be Introducer, who was an un clo to tho czar, would not bo refused and be was altogether too powerful to offend. Tho general was led up to a Spanish lady, who looked up at him with a pair of Madonna-llko eyes. which seemed to say, "I am the slave of the warrior who has led his troops to victory." Women had made open advances to him. They nttacked him through his vanity nnd through his senses. They had all failed. There was something Inexpressibly timid in this girl's admiration, something that seemed to say: "I can never aspire to be noticed by you. I only wish to bask for a moment in tho light of your glory." Rteonoff was touched by this wor ship of a beautiful girl almost young enough to bo his daughter, lie return ed It by asking her to dance. Sho looked up at him with a frightened glance, as much us to say: "This honor cannot bo for such as I. I should not know how to behave in so exalted a position ns that of your partner." Nevertheless sho danced and with such grace that others ceased to dance to watch her. Every movement was perfect, yet it seemed natural, not cul tlvated perfection. When the daneo was ended the general led his partner to ono of the little nooks intended for tcte-a-tctes and there spent tho rest of tho evening with her. Prom that time General Rizenoff paid his court to this girl and to her only. Inez Cnrdena was her name. Who sho was, bow sho eamo to bo In- vited to a stato ball, no one knew. She did not claim to bo noble. She was too well bred to bo of the peasant class. She was Invited to all functions where General Rizenoff was invited, for his attentions to her wero well known. On such occasions where sho danced sho was the center of all eyes, and it soon camo to bo noted that sho never danced with any ono except Rizenoff. Whether no ono else asked her to dance or whether sho consider ed It such an honor to be chosen by him that It would bo a sacrilege to daneo with nny ono clso did not trans ptre. Ono night Rizenoff departed from tho palace of a grand duko where a ball was In progress in n carriage in company with Inez Cnrdena. Shortly afterward tho carrlago drove up to tho general's quarters. When tho door was opened Rizonoff's dead body was there with a poniard sticking in Ills heart No living person was In tho carrlago. People talked, but only under their breath. Information was Issued from tho pnlnco that tho general had come to his death from cause or causes un known to tho government, nnd It was forbidden to discuss tho matter. "She was n dancer from Madrid," said a man to nnother In speaking of Inez Cardena. "And tho general know too much." AmazlnQ Transformation. One may bo a speckled trout lu tho uintry und a codfish in the city, ac cording to an observer, who believe that many country boys would do well to stny at houi. "A farmer," lie said, "once caught a flue speckled trout, which he decided to present to his nunt in tho city. A -cordingly, he wrapped it in green leaves and placed it In n basket In the body of the wagon. As ho stopped for refreshment at a roadside tavern some mischievous boys took a codllsh from a nearby grocery stall and substitute 1 It for the llnny beauty. "Arriving in the city, ho presented the tlsh to his nunt. 'What do you mean?' she cried. 'This Isn't a trout; It's a codllsh.' "Rather crestfallen, he took it back, but on the road the boys again nmdo a substitution, nnd when he showed tho fish to his wife it was a speckled trout She listened to his tale with an amused smile. 'Yes,' she said llnally. 'it's like you a speckled trout lu the country and a coelilsh in town.' "Ex change. Tho Split Infinitive. The split infinitive Is the term used to designate the Infinitive form of tho verb that generally begins with tho preposition "to," when sepnratcd by a qualifying adverb or phrase, as In tho following: "To brlelly deslRiiate," "to readily understand," "to suddenly and completely change front," "ho know- not which to most admire, "to sweet ly sing," "to humbly walk." This use Is held by literary critics and gram matical purists to bo highly Improper, but It occurs abundantly In English literature, from the time of Shuko- spearo to the present dny. Nearly ev ery standard author Is guilty of It, and It Is very general in popular speech. The splitting of tho infinitive Is often dictated by a senso of rhythm, the placing of the qualifying adverb after tho verb and beforo tho weak adjunct or object which follows the verb re sulting often in disharmony of rhythm or stress. Fixing tho Fairies. Remnants of the cave men living In hidden places in tho forests, avoiding the more civilized humnu beings about them, but seen occasionally by these. were probably tho first of the fairies. according to A. E. Peako In n paper that appears In the report of the Pre historic Society of East Anglla. Long before tho Danes came to tho British isles Ireland was Infested by a people called the Dannnns, probably the earliest of tho Celts or possibly antedatlng them. Tho word Dnnunn. according to- the London Lancet, may be rendered "fairy." They wero of puny stature, but their heads were as large as ours, as Is proved by the skulls found in tho bogs. With their little pointed caps and their letlrlng ways they were only vaguely known to their neighbors, and when they died out they were dimly remembered and soon became a legend. Cairo Street Warnings. In oriental countries the recklessness of drivers of vehicles and their disre gard for foot passengers are very marked, but In Cairo they have a series of curious cries with which they warn a footman. They specify the particular part of his anatomy which is In dnnger, as thus: "Look out for thy left shin, O uncle!" "Boy, have a care for tho llttlo too on thy right foot!" "O blind beggnr, look out for thy staff!" And Uio blind beggar, feel ing his way with tho staff in his right hand, at once obediently turns to tho left "O Prankish woman, look out for thy left foot!" "O burden bearer, thy load is in danger!" "O' water currier, look out for tho tall end of thy pigskin water bottle!" The Wolf's Den. Ono of tho most grewsomo among nnlmnl homes Is tho wolf's den. This Is simply a hole dug in tho side of a bank or a small natural cave, gener ally situated on the sunny side of a rldgo nnd almost hidden by bushes and loose bowlders. Hero the wolf lies snug. In and about his doorway lie tho romnlns of past feasts, which, coupled with his own odor, make the wolfs den a not very iuvitlng place. Nevertheless there Is something so dread and mysterious about tills soft footed marauder that It even lends a fascination to his home. St Nicholas. E Pluribus Unum. Tho Latin phraso "E pluribus unum" means "From many, one." It is the motto of the United States, as being one nation, though composed of many states. The expression is found orig inally in n Latin poem entltletl "More turn," supposed to have been written by tho poet Virgil. Saved! A husbnnd was waiting outside a jeweler's, growling with Impatience. Ills wlfo emerge! from tho shop. "They want a thousnntl guineas for It" sho said. "Thank heavens!" cried the husband. "Now como nlong." Punch. A Duko's Maxim. It was a maxim of tho first Duko or Portland, who was a great lover of rnco horses, that thcro wero only two places whero all men are equal on the turf and under tho turf. Suspicion. Onco glvo your mind to suspicion and there is suro to bo food enough for It In tho stillest night the air Is filled with sounds for tho wnkeful ear that Is resolved to listen. Josh Billings was right when ho said, "I don't caro how much a mnn talks If bo only says It In n few wortls."