THE SEMI-WEEKLY TRIBUNE. NORTH PLATTE, NEBRASKA.
IN SUCH PAIN
WOMAN CRIED
Suffered Everything Until Re
stored to Health by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegeta
ble Compound.
Florcnco, So. Dakota. "I used to be
very sick every month with bearing
down pains nnd
backache, and had
hoadacha a good
deal of tho time and
very little appetite.
Tho pains were so
bad that I used to
sit right down on tho
floor and cry, bc
causo it hurt me so
and I could not do
any work at thoso
times. An old wo
man advised mo to try Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound and I got a
bottle. I felt better tho next month so
I took threo moro bottles of it and got
well so I could work all tho time. I
hope every woman who suffers like I did
will try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound." Mrs. P.W.Lanseng, Box
8, Allyn, Wash.
Why will women continue to suffer Czy
in and day out or drog out a sickly, half
hearted existence,missing three-fourths
of the joy of living, when they can find
health in Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound?
For thirty years it has been the stand
ard remedy for femalo ills, and has re
Btored tho health of thousands of women
who havo been troubled with such ail
ments as displacements, inflammation,
ulceration, tumors, irregularities, etc.
If you Tvant special ndrlco trrlto to
Lydia E. Plnltham Mcdlcluo Co. (confi
dential) Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
fee opened, road and answered by a
woman and held in strict confidence.
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80-dsie past. Blaekltg Pills 4.00
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"I believe a man should bo mas
ter in his own house," said the new
ly married man. "There can be only
ono head In a family, and I mean to
bo it."
"That's a very good Idea," answered
his friend, who had been married
moro years than the other had lived.
"A very good idea indeed. Have you
spoken to your wife about it?"
What He Did.
"Papa, who is this Thaw that the
papers are always talking about?"
"Ho's tho man who put the 'b' in
'rainstorm' "
A la Bible.
"If I kissed you on ono check, what
would you do?"
"I'd turn tho other cheek, also."
One Way to Lengthen Life
Late In life, when tlie organs begin to
weaken, tho hard-worklnp Kidneys often
tire out first. Falling eyesight, still, achy
joints, rheumatlo pains, lame back and
distressing urination are often due only to
weak kidneys. Prevention Is the best cure
and at middle age any sign of kidney weak
ness should have prompt attention. Doan's
Kidney Pills have mado life more comfort
able for thousands of old folks. It Is tho
best recommended special kidney remedy.
A Nebraska Case
Charles Vanberg,
1115 Sixth St., Au-
TMt
rora, Neu., says:
"An accident left
my kidneys disor
dered and I suf
f e r e d Intensely
from pains through
tho small of my
back, The kidney
secretions pas Bed
too frequently dur
ing tho night and
tho passages were
ncaldlng. Uoan'i
Kidney Pills help
ed me as soon as
f used them and four boxes removeu
tho backache, regulated tho action of
my kidneys. I haven't had any trou
ble since."
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Lousy Chicks or Turkeys Are Moro
Apt to Be Affected With Gapes
or Some Other Ailment.
Chicks nro growing fast theso days
and lice are also making rapid growth
Tho most essential thing at this sea
son is to keep young poultry free from
lice. They cannot thrive with vermin
sapping their strength, and lousy
chicks or turkeys nro more likely to
bo affected with gapes, or some other
ailment.
In looking for lice examines the lit
tle wings and around the vent. Be
tween tho long wing feathers of tho
littlo Leghorn chick or young turkey
Is a favorite hiding place for lice where
they sap the life from tho littlo birds
until they haven't enough strength to
hold up their wings. For head llco
on chicks, or tho ticks that prey on
young turkeys look upon tho neck,
pushing back tho feathers carefully
until you reach tho top of tho head.
A littlo pure lard or sweet oil omthe
head, neck and wings and around tho
vent may be used to advantage, but
too much will kill tho lice and chicks
both.
One can make his own insect powder
r tho following recipo: Ono pint
jasollne; two-thirds of a pint of
ide carbolic acid, stir thoroughly in
five pounds of fine road dust, let
dry for an hour and put in an air
tight receptacle. This powder is
death to head and body lice and harm
less to chicks and poults. Try to bo
careful when using any insect powder
see that none gets in their eyes
Dust the mother hen when you turn
her out in the morning. If this is
done at night the dust gets into the
eyes of tho chicks and makes them
uncomfortable. Some say tho powder
getting into the eyes will cause blind
ness.
MILK FOR GROWING CHICKENS
Indiana Station Expert Finds Its Use
Quite Valuable in Aiding Diges
tion of Other Foods.
W. B. Anderson of the Indiana ex-
perlment station has carried through
two tests to determine the value of
skim milk for growing chickens. In
tho first test two lots of chicks, con
slstlng of ten Plymouth Itocks and ten
Houdans, were fed all they would eat
of a mixture of crushed corn, bran
and ground oats, 2-1-1.
Both lots were also fed cracked
bone, cabbage and lettuce, and tho
Barred Plymouth Rock Cockerel.
amount of theso articles consumed is
not recorded.
The two lots received the same treat
ment except that lot 2 was given all
the skim milk they would eat in addi
tlon to the grain ration.
Tho test was continued for eight
weeks. Lot 1 consumed 179.8 pounds
of grain, nnd the average weekly gain
per chick was 2.C2 ounces. Lot 2 con
sumcd 217.3 pounds of grain and 90.4
pounds of skim milk, and the average
weekly gain per chick was -1.4G ounces
Tho conclusion drawn was to tho ef
feet that the use of the milk was very
profitable, as it aided in tho digestion
of the other foods, resulting in in'
creased consumption and faster
growth.
This test was duplicated during tho
summer with practically identical re
suits, and wo may assume that skim
milk, whenever available, is especially
valuable for growiug chicks.
Put Mites to Flight.
Creolin. or any of the numerous tils
infectants mado up largely of it, will
put mites to flight. To treat tho
roosts and interior of tho hen house
with this or a similar disinfectant
take an old shoo brush and fasten it
on to a sawed off broom handlo, then
apply tho liquid with this homemade
brush.
Rye as Chick Food.
Rye 1b an excellent chick food, but
in summer the chick that Is penned
will relish lettuce and Swiss chard
moro than rye. Ono can sow these
thick. Cut in small bits and tho
chicks will soon clean up tho pil
of green stuff.
0 HOLD CONGRESS AT FAIR
The Leading Good Roads Associations
of the United States to Meet at
Panama-Pacific Exposition.
Preliminary plans havo been Com
pleted for what promises to bo tho
largest gathering of good roads advo
cates over held. This meeting will bo
held at the Pannma-P.HClIlc interna
tional exposition and will be known aa
tho Pau-Amorican road congress. It
will bo under tho joint ausplceB of
tho American Hoad Builders' associa
tion nnd tho American Highway asso
ciation. The tentative date selected
is that of the week of September C
Tho plans for tho congress will' bo
handled by an executive committee
of live. This coinmlttco is made up
of Gov. Charles V. Gates of Vermont,
chairman; V. V. Crosby, former stato
highway engineer of Maryland, and E.
L. Powers, editor of Good Roads, rep
resenting the American Road Build
ers' association, and JameB II. Mac-
Donald, former state highway commis
sioner of Connecticut, and J. 12. Pen
nybackor, chief of division of econom
ics, United States ofllcc of public roads,
representing the American Highway
association.
At tho meeting held in Montpeller,
Vt., on March 18, Governor Gates was
elected the llfth member nnd chair
man of tho committee. In order to
facilitate its work the committee has
appointed the same among four sub
committees, as follows: Finance,
James H. MacDonald; program, W.
W. Crosby; publicity, E. L. Powers,
and arrangements, J. E. Pennybackcr.
It is expected that this meeting will
bring together not only olllclal rep
resentatives from every stato but also
from the Canadian provinces and
many of the South American coun
tries. Olllclal invitations will soon bo
issued to tho governors of the several
states to appoint delegates.
Tho members of the committee have
been working for some months in
making preparations for this meet
ing, and great interest has been shown
in the work by thoso Identified with
highway improvement. Tho co-opera
tion of other good roads organizations,
tho railroads and others, is promised,
with tho result that it is expected
that tho meeting will mark a milo
stone in the propaganda for good
roads.
The organization under whose auB-
pices tho joint congress will be held
aro known as tho two leading good
roads associations of the United
States. Both associations during tho
last few years havo held successful
congresses independently, but this
year it was felt, In view of the Panama-Pacific
International exposition,
that it would best serve the Interests
Road Near Riverside, Cal.
of all good roads advocates concenipd
to hold a Joint congress during the
exposition.
Both organizations aro requested
by two members on tho executive
committeo, the fifth member having
been elected by tho other four. Tin
selection of Governor Gates as tho fifth
member is felt to bo peculiarly fortu
nato, not only on account of his ofll
clal position and his ability nnd fair
ness, but because of the fact that he.
for ten years or more, was the stato
highway commissioner of Vermont,
and it was duo to ills record in this
ofllco that ho was elected governor
by ono of tho largest majorities ever
given a governor in that state.
This election to tho governorship
Is one of tho highest tributes ever
paid to a road builder, and bo far as
known Is tho first luatance on record
of such recognition.
Bad Roads Interfere.
Thcro is not any question about bad
roads Interfering with placing the
crops on tho market at tho proper
tlmo.
Alluring Country Road.
Thero is nothing more nllurliiK than
a good country roud Htrotching off
over tho hills and leading to come un
discovered country.
Work In Michigan.
From 1910 to 1913 Michignn Epent
17,250,000 on highways.
A tombstono always lins a good
word for a man when he's down.
Drink Denlson's Coffee,
For your health's sako.
Too many things nro not worth tho
rffort necessary to obtain them.
Always ue Red Cross Rail Blue. Delights
the laundress. At all good gioccrs. Adr.
' The doublo life would not be so dan
gerous if the fool love letters could bo
avoided.
NAM IVAIt ZONIC 1IO.tl-IT.VLS
Have ordered Allen's Foot-Ease, the antiseptic
ponder for use amonc the convalescent trccps.
Shaken Into the shoes or dissolved In tha loot
tuth, Allen's Foot-Ease elves refreshing test and
romfort and prevents the feet Retime tired or
loct-sore. Try It TODAY D.-n't accept any sub
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Of No Further Use.
"What aro theso volumes you nro
throwing out?"
"My llbrury on International law."
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottlo of
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Infants and children, and seo that it
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Children Cry for Flctcher'o Castoria
One Explanation.
Rankin I wonder how wrist watches
camo to bo fashionable?
Phyle I suppose it is because tho
sinnll amount of goods used in modern
gowns does not permit of pockets.
RESIN0L SURELY MAKES
ITCHING ECZEMA VANISH
Thero Is lmmediato relief for skins
itching, burning and disfigured by
eczema, heat-rash, or similar torment
ing skln-troublc, in a warm bath with
reslnol soap and a slmplo application
of reslnol ointment. Tho soothing,
healing reslnol medication sinks right
Into tho skin, stops Itching instantly,
and soon clears away all traco of erup
tion, even in severe and stubborn
cases whero other treatments havo had
no effect. After that, tho regular uso
of reslnol soap is usually enough to
keep the skin clear and healthy. Ev
ery druggist sells reslnol ointment and
reslnol soap. Adv.
The Meter's Record.
A representative of tho gaB depart
ment called on a householder and In
timated that ho wbb afraid something
was wrong with the meter. From tho
official point of view, of course, meters
can only show one fault, nnd tho symp
torn which had cast suspicion on this
meter was that it hnd registered less
during the quarter than in tho corre
sponding part of the previous year,
But the lady of tho house has a con'
vlncing explanation of tho decline
"You see," she said, "my daughtor
was engnged last winter. She got
miuried in June."
The ofllcial, who was evidently a
parent himself, was quito satisfied,
and tho meter loft tho court without
n stain upon its high character.
The Female of the Species.
"Look, dear, at that bird in yonder
tree. How clear his song notes! He's
been twitting happily for over an
hour."
The husband looked up from bis
paper, but not nt tho bird.
"I wish you'd understand ono thing,"
ho said. "When you hear n bird
twitting don't mnko tho mistake of
referring to it as 'ho.' Tho twitters aro
invariably the woman birds."
Not So Bad as That.
"What aro you so furious about,
wife?"
"Mrs. Smith just called mo an old
cat!"
"Why, you'ro not old!" Farm
Life.
Spoak but little and let that little
bo tho truth.
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Considerably Depreciated thi Value
of the Book Containing Speeches
of Greatest Talkers.
"Sir," said tho sleek-looking agent,
approaching tho desk of tho meek-
looking man nnd opening ono of thoso
folding thlngnmajigs showing styles of
binding, "I bcllovo I can Interest you
In this masslvo set of books contain
ing tho speeches of tho world's grcnt
est orators. Seventy volumes, one:
dollar down and ono dollar a month
until tho prlco, $C80, has been paid.
This set of books gives you tho most
celebrated speeches of tho greatest
talkers tho world has ever known,
and"
"Let mo seo tho index," said tho
meek man.
The agent handed It to him, and ho
looked through It carefully and me
thodically, running his finger along the
list of names.
Reaching tho end ho handed tho in
dex back to tho agent and snid: "It
Isn't what you claim it is. I hnppen to
know tho greatest talker in tho world,
and you haven't her in tho index."
Not Guilty.
"Hoy, you big bushcrl" yelled an
excited fan as tho pitcher of the homo
team issued his fourth succcsslvo base
on balls, forcing a runner across tho
plate. "Whore did you learn to pitch?
In a correspondence school?"
If tho pitcher heard, ho mado no
sign, but another spectator sitting
near tho excited ono administered n
stinging rebuke.
"You talk llko a fish," ho said
scornfully. "What makes you think
that dub over learned to pitch any
whero?" They All Do.
Jinks I'm taking it easy now.
Blinks Out of a Job?
Jinks No; got a political Job.
In a Restaurant.
Angry Diner Walter, you aro not
fit to servo a pig.
Walter I'm doing my best, sir.
No Insult Meant.
Shortly after a certain marruls
received an important governmental
position ho was overwhelmed with
begging letters, tho result of tho ro
markablo statements sent out con
cerning his unbounded generosity.
Among tho letters ho received was
ono which became a standing jolio
among his friends. It wns from a
woman who wanted a cowing machine,
and her letter commenced thus:
"Dear Sir A year ago you camo to
our town to mnlto a speech. I went
out to hear you, and I havo been
11' over since."
Tho fact was tho lady caught cold
on tho occasion in question, but sho
certainly did not refer to tho matter
in very diplomatic language.
After a Catch.
A man with a small mesh not was
soen returning to his bungalow.
"IJeen out after tho speckled beau
ties?" askod a neighbor.
"No, I'm going In after mosquitoes,"
replied tho not bearer, with vengeance
In his tones.
Heard.
"Whore did you buy tho candy?"
"At tho Jltnoy and dirno omporium."
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British Statesman's Remarkably Neat
Retort to Chairman's Shaft
of "Wit."
Lloyd-George's wit on tho platform
la well known, but bcro is ono of tho
neatest retorts ho over mado.
Ho was addressing a meeting in
South Wales, according to Poarson'a
Weekly, when tho chairman, thinking
to bo witty at tho chancellor's expense,
remarked to tho audlonco that ho waa
a littlo disappointed in Lloyd-Qcorge'a
appearance.
"I had heard so much about Mr.
Lloyd-George," ho said, "that I nat
urally expected to moot a big man in
every senso; but, as you can seo for
yourselves, ho is very small in stat
ure."
Many an orator would havo been
grlovously upBct by such an unfortu
nnto beginning to tho proceedings, but
not so Lloyd-Georgo.
"I am grieved to find," ho said, wltb
mock seriousness, "that your chairman
1b disappointed in my size, but this Is
owing to tho way you havo hero ol
measuring a man. In North WaleB we
mcasuro a man from his chin up, but
you evidently mcasuro him from hla
chin down!"
After that tho chairman mado no
moro personal remarks.
Tho man who 1b known merely aa
his wifn's husband usually deserves to
be.
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