The North Platte semi-weekly tribune. (North Platte, Neb.) 1895-1922, March 02, 1915, Image 2
THE 8EMLWEEKLY TRIBUNE. NORTH PLATTE, NEBRASKA. The Last Shot nr FREDERICK (Copyright. 19U. by 14 8YNOPSIS. At tlielr homo on tho frontlflr between f tho Urowns and Orays Maria Oallund nntl ior Mother, entertaining Colonel Wester ing of tho Grays, boo Cnptaln T,nnstron of tho Drowns Injured by a fall In his wroplanc. Ton year lator. Westerllng, nomlnat vlco but roal chief of stuff, ro-en-fraiues South La Tlr find meditates on war. Marta tolls him of her teaching children the follies of war and martial patriotism, njl dors him to prevent war while ho Is Chief of staff. Lanstron colls on Mnrta ft hor homo. Bho tolls Lanstron that sho Mlloves Feller, tho Hardener, to bo a spy. Liftnstron confosscs It Is true and shows r. ,teIPhone which Kollor hns con waled In a secret passage under tho towor Tor uko to benetu tho Urowns In war mergonclGs. Lanstron declares his love ror Marta. Westerllng and tho Gray pre mier plan to use a trivial International rrair to foment warlike patriotism and strike before declaring war. Partow, Hrown chief of staff, reveals IiIh plans to Ljanstron, made vlco chief. Tho dray rmy crosses tho border lino and attacks. Tho Browns check them. Artlllory, In . rantry, aeroplanes and dirigibles engago, Marta has her first glimpse of war In Its modern, cold, scientific, murderous bru tality. Tho Browns fall back to the Qal Had house. Marta sees a night attack. Tha Grays attack In force. Feller leaves nw secret telephono ond goes back to his funs, Hand to hand fighting. Tho Browns Mil back again. Marta asks Lonstron over the phono to appoal fo Partow to stop tho fighting. Vandalism In the dalland house. Wflstorllng and his staff occupy tho dal land house and ho begins to woo Marta, who apparently throws her fortunes with tha drays and offers valuablo information. Htm calls up Lanstron on tho secret tolo pnono and plans to glvo Westerllng Infor mation that will trap tho dray army. CHAPTER XV Continued. "Yos?" tho monosyllablo was do taohod, dismal, labored. "A woman can bo tbat!" oho oxclalraod In an un certain tono, which grow Into tho dis traction of cllppod words and brokon sentences. "A woman play-acting a woman acting tho most revolting hy pocrisy influences tho lssuo botwocn two nations! Hor docoit deals In tho Urea of sons precious to fathers and mothors, tho fato of frontiers, of lnstl tatlonsl Think of HI Think of ma chines costing countlcsB millions ma ohlnea of flesh and blood, with tholr dostlnlos shaped by ono llttlo bit of lying Information! Think of tho folly of any civilization that stakes I to tri umphs on such a gamblo! Am I not rlghtT Isn't it truo? Isn't It?" "Yos, yes, Mortal But I " If she woro weakening it was not his placo to try to strongthen hor purpose. "It will tho Boonor ond lighting, won't it, Lanny?" Bho asked in a small, touso volco. "Yob." "And tho only real end that moons real poaco Is to provo that tho weak ean hoM back tho strong from their threshold?" "Yes." Evon now Westorllng might bo on tho veranda, perhaps waiting for nows that would enablo him to crush tho weak; to provo that the law of flvo pounds of human flesh against throo, and flvo bayonets against three, is tho law of civilization. "Yes, yos, yea!" Tho constriction was gone from her throat; thoro was a drum-boat In hor soul. "DoDend on mo, Lanny!" It was Feller's favorlto phraso Bpokon by tho ono who was to take his placo. "Yos, I'm ready to make any sacrlflco now. For what am If What 1b ono woman compared to such a purposo? I don't core what la said of mo or what becomos of mo If Vfo can win! Good-by, Lanny, till I call you up again! And God with us!" "God with us!" aq Partow had said, ovor and ovor. Tho saying had como to bo ropeated by hard-headed, agnos tic Btaff-oillcors, who bollovod that tho deity had no rolation to tho ofllcloncy of gun-flro. Tho Brown infantrymen even wero beginning to mutter it In tho midst of action. Waiting on the path bf tho second torraco for Westorllng to como, Marta realized tho full moaning of hor task. Day In and day out sho was to havo nuapenso at hor elbow and tho horror of hypocrisy on hor conscience, tho whllo keeping hor wits nicely bal anod. Whon sho Haw Westerllng ap pear on tho veranda and start over tho lawn sho felt dizzy and uncortaln of hor capabilities. "I hayo considered all that you havo said for my guidance und I havo de cided," sho bogan, l She hoard hor own volco with tho rellof of a singer In a dobut who, with knooa shaking, finds that hor notoa are truo. She was looking dlroetly at Westorllng in profound seriousness. Though knccB shook, Hps and chin could aid oyes in rovealing tha pain ful fatlguo of a battle that had raged la tho mind of a woman who wont away for half an hour to think for herself, "I havo concluded," she wont on, "that It is an occasion for tho uac- rlttco of privato ethics to a great pur pose, tho sooner to ond tho slough er" 'All truol" whlopofod an lnnor voice. Its tono was Lanny's, In tho old days of their comradeship. It gave nor sirengm. au truoi "Yob, an ond a speedy end!" said Westorllng with a fluo, lnflexlblo em phasis. "That Is your prayer and pituo and tho prayer of alt lovers of humanity," "It is llttlo that I know, but bucIi an It la you shall havo It,'1 sho bogan, cousclou of Ills guarded scrutiny. When sho told him of Bordlr, the( weak point In tho tlrst lino of tho PALMER Charles Scribner'a Sotm) Urowns' defense, sho noted no change In his steady look; but with tho men tion of Engadlr In tho main lino sho dotectod a gloam in his eyes that had tho merciless delight of a cutting odgo of stoel. "I havo mado my Bac rlllco to some purposo? Tho Infor mation is worth eomethlng to you?" sho asked wistfully. "Yes, yos! Yes, it promises that way," ho ropliod thoughtfully. Quietly ho began a consldernto cate chism. Soon sho was subtly under atandlng that hor answers lacked tho convincing detallB that ho sought. Sho longed to avert hor oyes from his for an instant, but she know that this would bo fatal. Sho folt tho forco of him directed in professional channels, frco of all personal relations, beat ing a a strong light on her bare state ments. How could a woman ever havo learned two such vital secrets? How could It happen that two euch critical poIntB as Bordir and Engadlr should go undofonded? No tactician, no engineer but would havo realized their strategic importance Did sho know what sho was saying? How did she got hor knowlodgo? Theso, oho understood, woro tho real questions that underlay Wosterllng's pollto in direction. "But I havo not told you tho sources of my Information! Isn't that Hko a woman!" sho exclaimed. "You eeo, It did not concorn mo at all at tho tlmo I hoard it. I didn't ovon realize its importanco and I didn't hear much," Bho proceeded, hor Introduc tion giving time for lmprovlzatlon. "You sco, Partow was Inspecting tho premises with Colonol Lanstron. My mother had known Partow In hor younger days when my grandfather wbb premier. Wo had them both to luncheon." "Yes?" put In Westerllng, betraying hlB eagerness. Partow and Lanstron! Then hor source was ono of authority, not tho gossip of subalterns! "And It occurs to mo now that, ovon while ho was our guost," sho Inter jected in sudden Indignation "that ovon whllo ho was our guost Partow was planning to mako our grounds a redoubt!" "After luncheon I romombor Partow Baying, 'Wo aro going to havo a look at tho crops," and they went for a walk out to tho iknoll whoro tho fight ing began." "Yes! Whon was this?" Woutorllng asked koonly. "Only about six wooks ago," an Bwored Marta. "Lator, I camo upon thorn unexpect edly aftor they had roturned," sho wont on. "Thoy woro sitting thoro on that seat concealed by tho shrubbery. I was on the terrace stops unobsorved Qolnjg on My Experience 8oldler." as a and I couldn't help overhearing them. Tholr voices grow loudor with tho In terest of tholr discussion, I caught eomethlng about appropriations and aeroplanes aud Bordlr and Engadlr, and saw that Lanatron was pleading with his chief. Ho wanted a sum ap propriated for fortifications to bo ap plied to building pianos and dirigibles. Finally, Partow consented, and I re call his exact words; 'They're shock ingly archaically defondod, especially Engadlr,' ho said, 'but thoy can wait until wo get further appropriations In tho fall!'" Sho was so for undor tho Bpell of her own invention that eho belloved the reality of her words, re flected In hor wldoopon oyes which Boomed to havo nothing to hldo. "That Is all," Bho oxclalmod with a shudder "all my eavesdropping, all my broach of confidence l It It It" and hor volco tromblod with the In tensity of tho ono purposo that wob shining with tho light of truth through tho murk of hor docoptlon "It will "I'm only help to end tho slaughter!" Sho held out her hand convulsively In parting as If sho would lcavo tho rest with him. "I think It will," ho said soberly. "I think It will provo that you havo dene a great Horvlco," ho ropeated nB ho caught both her hands, which were cold from hor ordeal. His own were warm with tho strong beating of his heart stirred by tho promlso of what ho had Just heard. But ho did not prolong tho grasp. Ho was as eager to bo away to his work ns sho to bo alono. "I think it will. You will know in tho morning," ho added. His stops wero sturdier than ever In tho power of flvo against thrco as ho started back to tho house Whon ho reached tho veranda, Bouchard, tho saturnlno chief of Intelligence, ap peared In tho doorway of tho dining room; or, rather, roappoarod, for ho had been standing thoro throughout tho lntervlow of Westerllng and. Marta, whoso heads woro Just vlsiblo, above tho torraco wall, to his hawk oyes. "A llttlo promenade In the open and my mind mado up," said Westerllng, clapping Bouchard on the shoulder. "Something about an attack to night?" asked Bouchard. "You guess right. Call tho others." Flvo minutes lator he was seated at tho head of tho dining-room tablo with hlo chiefs around hlra waiting for their chairman to speak. He asked somo categorical questions almost per functorily, and the answer to each was, "Iteady!" with, in somo instances, a Qualification tho qualification mado by regimental and brlgado command ers that, though thoy could tako tho position In front of thorn, tho cost would bo heavy. Yes, all wero willing and ready for the first general assault of tho war, hut thoy wanted to state tho coets as a matter of professional self-defense Westorllng could pose whon It sorved his purposo. Now ha rose and, going to ono of tho wall maps, Indi cated a point with his forefinger. "If wo got that wo have tho most vital position, haven't we?" Somo uttered a word of assent; somo only nodded. A glanco or two of curiosity was oxchanged. Why should tho chief of staff aek so ele mentary a question? Westorllng was not unconscious of tho glances or of their moaning. They gave dramatic value to his next remark. "Wo aro going to mass for our main attack in front at Bordlr!" "But," exclaimed four or flvo offi cers at once, "that Is tho heart of tho poBltlonl That Is" "I believe It Is weak that It will fall, and tonight!" . "You havo Information, then, Infor matlon that I havo not?" asked Bou chard. "No moro than you," replied Wester llng. "Not as much If you havo any thing new." "Nothing!" admitted Bouchard wryly. Ho ldwcred his head under Wester ling's penetrating look in tho con sciousness of failure. "I am going on a conviction on putting two and two together!" Wes terllng announced. "I am going on my exporlonco as a soldier, as a chief of Btaff. If I am wrong, I tako tho re sponsibility. If I am right, Bordir will bo ours bofore morning. It is settled!" "If you aro right, then," exclaimed Turcas "well, then It's genius or" Ho did not finish tho sentence He had beon about to say colncldenco; whllo WoBterllng know that it ho woro right all tho rising skepticism In cor taln quarters, owing to tho delay In his program, would bo silenced. His prostlgo would bo unassailable. CHAPTER XVI. Marking Time. Soon after dark tho attack began. Flashoa from gun mouths and glow ing shoots of llamo from rifles made ugly rovolry, whllo tho beams of search-lights swept hither and thither. This kopt up till shortly after mid night, whon it died down and, where hell'B concert had raged, silent dark noss shrouded tho hills. Marta know that Bordlr was taken without having to ask Lanstron or wait for confirma tion from Westorllng. Sho waB seated In tho rccoss of the arbor tho next morning, when ehe heard tho approach of thoso regular, poworful stops whoso charactor had bocomo 08 distinct to her as thoso of a mombor of hor own family. Five against throol flvo against throo! thoy wero saying to her; whllo down the pass road and tho castlo road ran tho Btream of woundod from last night's slaughter. Posted In tho drawing-room of tho Galland houeo woro tho congratula tions of tho premier to Westorllng, who had como from tho atmosphoro of a Btaff that accorded to him a mill tary Insight far abovo tho analysis of ordinary standards. But he wob too clovor a man to vaunt his trhimnh Ho know how to carry his hnnnm Ho accoptod succesa as his duo, In a mattor-ot-coureo manuor that must In spire confldonco In furthor success. "xou woro rigni," no saia to Marta easily, pleasantly. "Wo did it wo did it wo took Bordlr with a loss of only twenty thouBand men!" Only twonty thousand! Her rovul slon at tho bald statement was re lieved by the moniory of Lanny's word over tho telephono aftor breakfast that tho BrownB had lost only flvo thou sand. Four to ono waa a wide ratio, Bho waa thinking, "Then tho ond then poaco la bo much nearer?" sho asked. "Vory much nearer!" ho answered earnestly, as ho droppod on tho bench bcsldo hor. Ho strotched his arms out on the back of tho seat and tho relaxed atti tude, -unusual with him, brought Into rollof a now trait of which sho had been hitherto oblivious. The con queror had becomo simply a compan ionablo man. Though ho woe not sit ting closo to hor, yet, us his oyes mot hers, she had a deslro to movo away which she know would be unwlso to gratify. Sho was conscious of a cer tain softening charm, a magnetism that she had sometimes felt In tho dayB when sho first know him. Sho realized, too, that then the charm had not been mixed with tho indescribable, intimate quality that it held now. "In tho midst of congratulations after the position was taken last night," ho declared, "I confess tbat I was thinking less of success than of its source." Ho bent on her a look that- was warm with gratitude. Sho lowered her laahoa boforo it; beforo gratltudo that mado hor part appear in a fresh angle of misory. "There seems to bo a kind of fa tality about our relations," he wont on. "I lay awako pondering It last night" 9 "I'm Not a Human Being." Ills tone held more than gratitude. It had tho elation of discovery. ' Ho is going to mako it harder than I over guessed!" echoed her own thought, In a flutter of confusion. "Yes, It was strange our meeting on the frontier In peace and then in war!" Bho exclaimed at random. Tho sound of tho remark struck her as too sub- dued; as expectant, when her purpoBo was ono of careless deprecation. I have met a great many women. nB you may havo imagined," ho pro ceeded. "Thev havo nnssed In rnvlnw. vThey wero simply women, witty and irau or uun and beautiful, and ono meant no moro to mo than another. Nothing meant anything to mo except my profession. But I never forgot you. You planted something In mind: a memory of real companionship." "Yes, I mado the prophecy that camo true!" she put In. ThlB ought to bring him back to himself and hie ambitions, sho thought. "Yos!" ho exclaimed, hlo body stif fening frco of tho back of tho seat. "You realized what was in ma. You foresaw tho power which was to bo mmo. Tbo fato that first brought us together made mo look you un In tho capital. Now It brings us together hero on this bench after all that has passed In tho last twenty-four hours." Sho reallzod that he had drawn nor- coptlbly nearer. Sho wanted to rlso and cry out: "Don't do thla! Bo tho Chief Of Staff, tho connilfirnr. nrnnhtnp the earth with tho tread of flvo against three I It was the conauoror whom sho wanted to trick, not a man whono oarnestness waa painting her deceit blacker. Far from rising, sho mndo no movement at nil: only looked at her hands and allowed him to go on, con scious of tho forco of a personality that mastered men and armies now warm and appealing In the full tldo of another purposo. "The victory that I was thlnklne of last night Was not thn tnklnc nt nnr. dir. It was finer than any victory In war. it was selfish not for army and country, but born of n. hiimnn weakness triumphant; a human weak ness of which my career had robbed mo," ho continued. "It gave mo a Joy that oven tho occupation of tho Browns' capital could not give. I had como as an Invader and I had won your confldouce." "In a cause!" sho Interrupted hur riedly, wildly, to stop him from going further, only to find that her intnnn. tlon was such that It waB drawing him on. "That fatality soemod to bo working itself out to tho soldier bo much older than yourself in renewed youth, In another form of ambition. I hoped that there was moro than tho causo that led you to trust mo. I hoped" Was ho testing her? Was ho play ing a part of his own to mako certain that sho was not playing ono? She looked up swiftly for answer. Thoro was no gainsaying what aho bow in his oyes. It was beating into hers with the power of an overwhelming masculine passion and a maturity of Intellect as his ogolsm ndmltted a com rade to Its throno. Such Is over tho way of a man In tho forties when tho clock strikes for him. But who could know bottor the craft of courtship than ono of Westerllng's experience? Ho waB fighting for victory; to gratify a doslro. "I did not expoct this I" the words escaped tumultuouBly and chok ingly. Ho was bonding so close to hor that sho felt his breath on her cheek bum ing hot, nnd aho was slckcnlngly con scloue that ho waa looking hor over In that polnt-by-polnt manner whica sho had folt ncross tho tea-table at tho hotel. This horrlblo thing In his glance sho had sometimes soon In strangers on hor travels, and It had mado hor think that sho was wlso to carry a llttlo revolver. Sho wantod to strlko him. "Confess! Confess!" cnllod all her own Bolf-rcspcct. "Mako an end to your abasement!" "Confession, after tho Browns have given up Bordlr! Confession that makes Lanny, not Westorllng, your dupe!" camo tho roply, which might hnvo been telegraphed Into hor mind from tho high, whlto forehead of Par tow bending ovor his map3. "Confe slon, betraying tho causo of tho right against tho wrong; tho thrco to the conquering flvo! No! You aro Id tho thing. You may not retreat now." For a fow seconds only tho dul of argument thundorod In hor temploB Boconds In which hor Hps were part ed nnd quivering and her eyes dilated with an agitation which tho man at hor side could Interpret as ho pleased A prompting devil a devil roused by tnnt tning m his eyes urging a flnosso In doublo-deallng which only devils understand, mado her Hps hyp notically turn In a smile, her eyes soften, and sent her hand out to Wes terllng In a troncolike gesture. For an Instant It restod on hlo arm with toll ing pressure, though sho felt It burn with shame at tho point of contnot. "Wo must not think of that now," sho Bald. "Wo must think of nothing personal; of nothing but your wort until your work Is dono!" Tho prompting devil had not permit ted a false noto In hor voice. Hex very pallor, in fixity of idea, servoo hor purposo. Westerllng drew a deep breath that seemed to expand his wholo holng with greater appreciation of her. Yet that harried hunger, the hunger of a beast, waa still In his glance. (TO BE CONTINUED.) SAVING THE VENUS OF MILO Extraordinary Precautions Taken to Guard Art Treasure Impos sible to Replace. When, during tho war of 1870, th German army drow near tho French capital, ono of tho first measures the Parisians took was to place the art treasures of tho Louvro In safety. The paintings1 of Raphael, Titian, Paolo, Veronoso, Rembrandt and Rubens woro carefully packed and shipped to Brest. There they could, If necessary, bo put on shipboard and taken from tho country. It was not so easy to save tho pieces of marble statuary, for tholr weight and fragility mado them difficult to handle; but tho French determined that tho famous Venus of Mllo, at least, should not fall into tho handi of tho Prussians. So they took her down from her ped estal and laid her in a casket carefully padded and wrapped. At night th casket was taken out through a socrel door and hidden secretly In the collftf of tho polico prefecture, at the end of a cortoin passageway. They walled In tho casket and clev erly gave tho wall an appearance ol great ago nnd dilapidation. In front of this wall they laid a number of val uable public documents, so that if thej should happen to bo found their im portance would lead tho discoverers to think there was nothing elso hid dot' there. In front of tho papers thoy built another wall. Hero the VenUi of Mllo remained, much to the dlstresi of thoso patriotic Parisians who did not know where Bhe was and supposed that sho had boen stolen, through the siege of tho city by the Germans and through tho disorders of tho commune. One day tho prefecturo caught Are and was pretty completely destroyed. Tho distress of thoso who know thai tho Vonus was concealed there can bo imagined. As soon as tho flro wae extinguished they hastened to the sink ing ruins and after some digging found tho casket, burled in heaps el dirt and stones, but uninjured. It is understood that the Venus hm gono into hiding again thl3 year, nol to reappear until peaco is restored and Paris is freo from danger of tho 1ft vador. Youth's Companion. Activities of Women. Fifteen women aro seeking seats lb tho Washington legislature Tho former BUltan of Zanzibar IU stranded in Paris with his IB wiveB. Baku, Caucasus, has a population of 217,853, of whom 93,982 are women Under the provisions of tho will ) Mrs. Emily Zoller of New York city, her pet dog Is left $200 for his keep during tho rost of his Ufa. Toxtllo workers In Japan threatw to go on n strlko unless tho 82 womsc who wore discharged from ono of thi mills aro reinstated. To avoid the use of the name ot Gorman town a Paris magazine bat opened a competition asking French girls to find a now name for Cologne Helping the Youngsters. Ono ot tho Chicago municipal court Judges has established a library far foreign boys In tho boys' court. Ar rangements have been mode by him with tho public library to furnish books written In tho native tongue ot tho nationalities most frequently represented in tho court. Tho Livlat Church. Interrupted Communication. "You don't mean to say that thla Is tho first you'vo heard of it?" "Absolutely." "Why, it's tho talk of tbe neighbor hood." "Yes, but my wtfo la away on a visit" ' BILK HEADACHY. SICK BURETS" Gently cleanse your liver and sluggish bowels while you sleep. Get a 10-cent box. Sick headache, biliousness, dizzi ness, coated tonguo, foul tasto and foul breath always traco them to torpid liver; delayed, fermenting food In tho bowels or sour, gassy stomach. Poisonous matter clogged in the in testines, Instead of bolng cast out of tho system is ro-absorbed into tho blood. When this poison reaches tho delicate brain tissue it causes con gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick ening headache. Cascarcts Immediately cleanso tho stomach, removo tho aour, undigested food and foul gases, tako tho excess bllo from tho liver and carry out all tho constipated waste matter and poisons in tho bowels. A Cascaret tonight will surely straighten you out by morning. They work whllo you sleep a 10-cent box from your druggist means your head clear, stomach sweet and your liver and bowels regular for months. Adv. Remark Hard to Explain. Everyone hay gathered in tho draw ing room after dinner, and all wero feeling contented with themselves aB well as at peace with tho outsldo world, when It was suggested as a pas timo that every lady should state the gift sho most coveted, and tho posses sion of which sho would most prizo. With prompt acquiescence each regis tered her choice. Mrs. Wellman wished for tho most exquisite Jewels oxtant, Mrs. King desired to b.e tho best dressed woman In society, Mrs. Dray ton preferred to own tho handsomest turnouts, while Mrs. Smith craved popularity. Robinson, springing from his chair, exclaimed: "Heavens! don't any of you caro for beauty?" Somo of them still think It wob Intentional. Much More Cheerful. "A scientist says that tho sun wU never cool off." "I'm very glad to hear that." "What difference does It mako to you who will be dead millions of years before anything of tho sort could hap- pon, anyhow?" "Well, it's moro cheerful to think of thlB old world, so good In spite of all Its faults, rolling along through tho sunshine 30,000,000 years from now, with a warm, throbbing load of hu man freight, than to picture It a deso late ball of Ice plunging through eter nal darkness." GRANDMA USED SAGE TEA . TO DARKEN HER GRAY HAIR She Made Up a Mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur to Bring Back Color, Gloss; Thickness. Almost evcryono knows that Sage Tea and Sulphur, properly compound ed, brings back tho natural color and lustro to the hair when faded, streaked or gray; also ends dandruff, itching scalp and stops falling hair. Years ago tho only way to get this mixture was to make it at home, which la muBsy and troublesome. Nowadays, by asking at any store for "Wyeth'a Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy," you will get a largo bottlo of the famous old reclpo for about 50 cents. Don't stay gray! Try it! No ono can possibly tell that you darkened your hair, as It does It so naturally and evenly. You dampen a spongo or soft brush with it and draw thla through your hair, taking one small strand at a tlmo, by morning the gray hair disappears, and after another ap plication or two, your hair becomes beautifully dark, thick and glossy. Adv. Her Preference. Young Mawks had decided to enlist and go to war, and hlB wife was ob jecting. "But, darling," he argued, "oven If I were killed, Just think how fine it would bo to bo tho widow of a hero." "Oh, no, Wilfred," pleaded the young wife earnestly, her mind reverting to a familiar proverb: "I would rather bo tho wife of a live Jackass than a dead Hon." Judge. She Went "Sco how I can count, mamma," said Kitty. "There's my right foot. That's one. Thero'B my loft foo't. That's two. Two and ono mako three. Three feet mako a yard, and I want to go out nnd play In it-!' Important to Mothers Examine carefully overy bottlo ol CASTORIA, a safo and euro remedy foi Infants and children, and see that it nnnra tha yfTy) . Signature ol(UV. In Use For Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher's Caatoria The Proof Conclusive. Sunday School Teacher What 1b the outward, vlsiblo sign of baptism? Johnny Tho baby, mum. They stop tho tickle. Dean's Mentholated Cough Drops stop coughs quickly. A pleas ant remedy Do at all good Druggists. Tho Inconsistency of womankind la demonstrated by tho society girl, who starts In whon sho comes out. Always sure to please, Red Cross Ball llluo. All grocers sell It. Adv. It's easier for a young man to raise a row than a mustache.