THE SEMI'WEEKLY TRIBUNE. NORTH PLATTE, NEBRASKA.
CO-OPERATION
is your only real safe
guard against loss of
appetite, poor diges
tion, and general
veakncss. You must
help Nature to main
tain strength and
vigor. With the aid of 1
HOSTETTER'S
STOMACH
BITTERS
you have a combina
tion that is sure to re
sult to your benefit.
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IS EPILEPSY CONQUERED?
New Jersey Physician Said to Have
Many Cures to His Credit.
Red Bank, N. J. (Special). Advices
from every direction fully confirm pre
vious rciwrtc that the remarkable
treatment for epilepsy being adminis
tered by tho consulting physician of
the Kline Laboratories, ol this city, Is
achieving wonderful results.. Old and
stubborn cases havo oeen greatly bene
fited and many patients claim to havo
been entirely cured.
Persons suffering from epilepsy
should write at onco to Kline Labora
tories, Branch 4S, Red Bank, N. J., for
a supply of tho remedy, which Is be
ing distributed gratuitously. Adv.-
The Only One.
"There goes Rev. Dr. Fourthly, one
of our most prominent ministers. Ho
stands on a pinnacle alone."
"Because of his great sanctity?"
"No. He's the only minister In town
who hasu t preached an antitango sor
mon." Rendy money Is seldom ready when
you want to borrow some.
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ROAD BUILDING IN OKLAHOMA
State Superintendent of Public In
struction Takes Stepo to Teach
Boys Art of Construction.
"Not to be outdone by Missouri and
Kansas, tho state of Oklahoma Is to
tnke up educatlonul work In road
building" said R. K. House of Mus
kogee, while In Washington recently.
"Governor .Major of Missouri and Gov
ernor Hodges of Kansas stirred the
imagination and ambition of tho boys
of Missouri and Kansas by getting out
on the roads ami handling pick and
shovel In tho making of roads. Okla
noma is going to begin at tho begin
nlng and teach tho boy In tho school
how to build good roads. Tho state
highway commissioner is co-operating
with the stnto superintendent of pub
lic Instruction, and tho lattor has
taken up the matter wfth tho county
superintendents.
"When the federal government had
spent thousands of dollnrs to encour
age scientific farming and when so
few farmers adopted tho muthods ad
vanced, the ofllclals changed tholi
plans and wont after the boyB In the
schools. They sought to teach tho
new methods to tho older persons
through tho boys In the schools, and
they succeeded.
"If tho fanners wore made to real
Izo the advantagos of better fanning
methods through their boys In. tho
schools, It seems to mo thorn Is little
doubt they can be brought to npprcci
ate the great advantages that will to
suit from improved roads. For that
matter, however, the fanner ordinar
ily understands that good roads are
For Over
Thirty Years
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
THC CENTAUR COMPANY. NEW YORK CITY.
For
DISTEMPER
Pink Eye, Epizootic
alilnnlnt? I'cvcr
& Catarrhal Fever
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DOWN TO BASE OF SUPPLY
Manager of Supply Company Forced
to a Compromise With Receipt
of Large Order.
The tea companies were fighting
rach other for the trade of tho town.
The Reo Tea company gave premiums
with each pound of ten, while tho Goo
Tea company dtd not. Tho result was
that tho latter concom was being
pushed to tho wall. Finally tho dco
Tea people realized that they must
give premiums.
So. after en refill consideration, they
decided to glvo a quart of milk with,
each pound1 of tea. Business picked
up at once.
"I understand you give a quart of
milk with ench pound of tea," said a
lady one day.
"Quito right," answered tho mana
ger.
"Well, I'm Mrs. Kotchem of Holdom
& Starvem. Wo operato a string of
ten boarding houses here. I want
150 pounds of tea. Do I get ICO
quarts of milk?"
"Why or I think so," stammered
the mannger. ".Will you wait till 1 go
back and look over tho supply"
In a mluuto he came back.
"Madam," he whlsporcd, "I havo fig
ured up nnd I llnd that If you will take
200 pounds of tea Vfo can glvo you a.
cow."
UNCLE 'RASTUS UP A STUMP
Maybe Ground-Hog Was Responsible
.for His Injuries, but He Had
His Doubts.
'I don't know 'bout dnt groun'-hawg
-I dttnno," said Undo 'Uastus, as ho
wagged his head In a puzzled way.
"Am ho like u woodchuek?
"Am bo like a 'possum?
"Am ho like a polecat?
"Am ho like a b'ar?
"1 dunno sah 1 dunno. All 1 Uln
say am dat de ole womnn glvo ine a
dime one day to go down to do atoh
and buy her soino snuff. 1 got Into
a crap game down dur and lost do
dime. AVhen 1 got back home de ole
woman says to mo:
"Willi's do snuff, olo man?"
" 'Sunthln' happened to dat dlmol'
1 says.
" 'You crapped It away, you olo sin
ner!' "'No, Linda. A groun'-hawg took
arter mo and run mo for soven miles
and ober 'lehon fences, and wo went so
fast dat de dime melted In my pocket.'
"I said oat, sah, and when 1 cum to
I had been kicked and pounded nnd
struck and dragged around till It was
fo' weeks befo' 1 could git outer bed.
Mebbe It was dat groun'-hawg, and
mebbo not. 1'zo got a sneakln' Idea,
but 1 dunno 1 dunno!" Pittsburgh
Dispatch.
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lauiesanu tuna.
SPOHN MEDICAL CO., bc0Wb?. GOSHEIJ, IHD U. S. A.
f)i i rir wsses surely prevented
lkl.Al,H l7 Cuttor'a Blackleg Pills. Loir
JLPJui'&VlV priced, frerb. reliable: preferred l.j
Western atoekmen. because they
w .apaai protect where epier vacclnei (all.
MaeT write for booklet and testimonials.
t H i 10-dosa pkte. Blackleg Pills $1.03
MaJljLA S0-doie page. Blackleg Pilli 4.00
line any injector, but Cutter's best.
Tbe superiority of Cutter products Is due to oxer K
rears of specializing- In vaccines and lerumi enly.
Insist en Cutter's. If unobtainable, order direct.
The Cutter Laboratory. Berkeley. Cat., or Chicago, ft;
Watson E. Coleman,
l'atent Lawyer.Wushlngton,
II ..nlnaoni1uVlrtfrM.
Uiitca reasonable. Highest references, lies tacrt lees.
START A GROCERY mXi
tenna. Golden oath Uuockuv Co., Bt. Louis, Mo.
Only Wedding Gifts Assets.
"I see that Jones has failed. Has he
any assets?"
"Nothing of any value. The In
ventory which ho tiled with his peti
tion In bankruptcy shows that lie had
230 wedding presents."
Some men refuso to take physical
exercise for their health because it
doesn't come in bottles.
An Improved Southern Road.
advantageous. I2ducation in the bene-
tits of good roads perhaps would bo
more profitably undertaken in tho pub
lic Bchools of the big cities. It Is tho
state legislatures and the federal gov
ernment Mint havo failed to appreciate
the profits that will accrue from good
roads. It is far better to spend money
on good roads than on great armies
and navies, and it would seem that
the highways had better bo made
passuble before the government un
dertakes to mnko the rivers navigable,
for there is more traffic over the coun
try roads than on the rivers."
When the Laws Met.
Tho Laws snt about tho long green
table. All tho fundamentals wore
thcro save one. Kven tho decrepit
Salic Law was prehcnt, dozing be
tween tho Mosaic Laws and tho Law
of Primogeniture.
The chairman, tho Law of the
Land, called the meeting to order.
"Are all present?" ho asked.
It was the lilue Iaws who responded.
"I don't sec notliln of tho Law of
Nations," ho squeaked.
"The Law of Natlpna hns been
abolished," tho chairman sharply ro-
plied. "Tho business of the conven
tlon will now proceed."
Keep hammering away while await-
Inn results.
KEEP IDLE HORSES HEALTHY
ADraft-You Catch Cold-Then Follows j
Coughs,Cold
Neuralgia
Especially in tho piercing pain
nf Tipnrnlrrin. or tho dull throb of
, headache is Sloan's Liniment
1 wonderfully relievinc. Laid
lightly on the part where the pain is felt, it gives at once a
feeling of comfort and ease that is most welcome to the
overwrought sufferer.
Hear What Other Say:
"There ore na LInlmcnti that equal Bloan'j. My limbsml haa p nruralrln very
often, ho rubs Bloiui'n on his faco nnd that ia tho lat of it. Airs, J- Hrown,
KoutelfBoziSl,IIalU,Tenn. I
"I havo used Sloan's tinlment for family uie for yearn and would not Ito w tliout
it. We havo raised u family of ten children and havo used it for croup and all lunK
trouble; iiZ, as an antiseptic- for wound., of which children have a Brent many, it
rntbobeat. My wlfo sprained her nntlo last furatner and it was in bad abano.
BWa Liniment applied enabled her to bo as pood as ever in n .week.
everal times for sprains and rheuinatlam'-Jem Ntvxemb, It. H. No.S, htokuk.Ivwa.
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Best Thing for Azoturla Is Prevention,
Says Doctor Reynolds Water and
Er.ercise Essential.
The symptoms of uzoturla are easily
recognizable. A horse couicb out of
tho statle apparently in the best of
condition. Ho is driven but a short dis
tance before he shows signs of lame
ness or stiffness in his hind legs. Uu
staggers and may full beforo he can
bo unhitched. He perspires freely, 'lho
muscles over the loins and hips become
rigid nnd frequently tender, often
trembling and twitching.
According to Dr. M. II. Reynolds
the best thing for azoturla Is proven
tlon. When a horse- must remain idlo
for a few days tho grain ration Bhould
bu reduced. It' u horse Is very fat ho
should bo fed no grain. Every horsu
should be given plenty of wator nnd
turned out for exeiciso dally. If tho
grain ration lias not been reduced dur
ing a period of Idleness in any case
the horso should huvu a cathartic lie
fore belnc nut into harness again. A
quart of raw Unseed oil IK! hours be
fore hitching Is a safe dose. Work
should bo light for the first day after
idleness, as violent exercise is likely
to invite an attack.
LINIM
tin
It worka like magic, relieving Lumbago, Rheumatiim, Sprain, and
BruUee. No rubbing jut lay it on. Price 25c. All dealer. Send four
cent in itampi for TRIAL BOTTLE. Sent to any addreaa in the U. S.
DR. EARL S. SLOAN, Inc. DePt.B. PhUadelphia, Pa.
Odor of Stale Eggs.
You cannot mistake the odor of
stale or bad eggs. To a certain -x
lent eggs like butter are susceptible
to bud odors. Some bcllco that the
egg absorbs odors after being laid by
coming in contact with foreign sub
stances. For instanco a kerosene
taste In eggs would not necessarily
indicate that a hen had been drinking
kerosene. Kggs that are exposed to
odors of keroseno In nomo close baci
room or whoso shells have become
saturated with the oil will havo a Iter-
LUMET
NG POWDER
The cook is happy, the-
other members of the family
arc happy appetites sharpen, thing?
brighten up generally. And Calumet
Baking Powder is responsible for It all.
For Calumet never fails, lis
wonderful leavening qualities insure
perfectly shortened faultlessly raised
bakings.
Cannot be compared with
other baking jiowdcrs, which promise
without performing.
Even ft beginner in cooking
gets delightful results with this nevcr
faillng Calumet Baking Powder. Your
grocer knows. Ask him.
RECEIVED HIGHEST AWARDS
World's Piiro Food Exposition, Chlcego, 13,
Paris Exposition, Franco. March. 1012.
S Tan Joa't aar uoaty watn Tea lor can? er Mi-can baUu vowJar. Dra't la nnltd. Bay Calamt.
rl't rsora acanomlcal mora" wtoUaoaa lift, beat rualu. Calanat U far aaparisr ta mot tail anJ toi
Perplexed.
lnnulsltlvo Incubator Chick Say.
do they llguro your birthday from tho
day you're laid or tho day you'ro
hatched ? l'uck.
Kindred Jobs.
"I nnlled tho Ho."
"And I hnnunored tho liar."
timoro Amnricnu.
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Stubborn Colds nnd irritated Itronchlnl
Tubes nro pnfily relieved by DcnuV Men
tholated Couch Drops Co at Druggists.
Ulcltcs may have wings, but poverty
never files very high.
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Live Stock Commission Merchants
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All Block conalgnod to na Is sold oj roembtira of the
nrtn, nnd all etuplojrws tiaro boon aelectotl and
trained tov lho work wrjicrj Ujot Ou. Wriu-cawt-ialv
IfrRccd'A If you want a wtJl board that will kIvc you
rScS the best service at the lowest cost one
HJErM that kccP .tno rooms warmer in winter
'fl and cooler in summer ask your dealer
about
ertain-teed
Wall Board
Tests made on six high grade Wall llourils show that Certaln-tecd is the strong
est and that it resists dampness nnd water better than any other Wall Board.
"Pape's Diapepsin" settles sour
gassy stomachs in Five
minutes Time It!
You don't want a slow remedy when
your stomach Is bad or an uncertain
ono or a harmful one your stomnch
is too valuable; you mustn't Injure It.
Pane's Diapepsin is noted for ItB
speed in giving relief; its harmless-
ness; its certain unfailing action In
regulating sick, Bour, gassy stomachs. .
Its millions of cures lu indigestion,
dyspepsia, gastritis and other stomach i
troubles lias made It famous tho world
over.
lnnti Mila nnrfni't nfninnnli rlnrlnr In
your home keep it handy get a largo I
fifty-cent caso from any dealer and
then If anyone should eat something
which doesn't agree with them; it
what they eat lays like lead, ferments
and sours nnd forma gas; causes head-
ache, dizziness nnd nausea; eructa
tions of acid and undigested food
remember nu soon br Pape's Diapepiiln
conies in contnet with tho stomach all
such distress vanlahofl. Its prompt
ness, certainty and ease In overcoming
tho worst stomach disorders is :i reve
latlou to those who try. It. Adv.
It cnu lie used in houses, offices, fncloHta, etc.
I'eriniiiicnt mid tcimionuy dootlia can lie
quickly nnd inexpensively linllt with Orlnln.
ttnl Wall Board. It cnu lie nppllcd by tiuy
cnitfnl workmun wliu follows directions.
Our Crttn-tJ roofings nro known and
havo made sood all over the world.
For tale bu dtalttt evtruwhere,
at icatunabU prktt i
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aud UuUditiQ Jbjxra
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Saa Fi.ocIho SollU Leadoa Haatsri Sratv
At ench of nnr bijr mills we make the fol
lowing products:
Asphalt Rooflnge
Slats Surfaced Shinties
Aiphalt Falls
Deadenlnr Felt
Tarred Felts
Uulldinc Papers
Inaulatlntt Papers
Wall Boards
Plaitic Hoof Ins Cemtct
Aiphalt Cement
Roof Coating
Metal Paints
Out-door Paints
Shingle Stains
Refined Coal Taj
Tar Coating
Speaking of the War.
Patience I certainly am a foolish
Sirl.
Patrice- What now?
"Why. I followed that ad vice, 'See
merica First,' and now there's hard
y anything In Europe to see!"
Canada is CallinOa
to her Rich Wheat Lands
"-She extends to Americans a hearty in
vitation to settle on her FREE Home
stead lands of 160 acres each or secure
some of the low priced lands in Mani
toba, Saskatchewan and Alberta.
This year wheat is higher but Canadian land just
as cheap, so the opportunity i3 more attractive than
ever. Canada wants you to help to feed the world
by tilling some of her soil land similar to that
which during many years has averaged 20 to 45
liiinhntn nf wheat to the acre. Think what you
can make with wheat around $1 a bushel nnd
land so easy to get. Wonderful yields also or
Oats, Darlcy and Flax. Mixed farming;
is fully as profitable nn industry as grain
growing.
??B 1 "e liovcrnment mis year is astting
Ssto orain. Military service is not com
pulsory in Canada but there is a great demand for farm labor to replace the many
young men who have volunteered for service. The climate is healthful ana
agreeable, railway facilities excel!nt, fjood schools and churches convenient.
Write for literature and particulars as to reduced railway rates to Superintendent
Immigration, Ottawa, Canada, or to
W.V. Bcnnotf,220171h St., Room
4, Dee Uulldlnu. Omaha, Nebr.
Canadian Govcrnaent Agent
In lilt on aero Salzer'e Cabbass brougbt IZ'.u an aero Ootous, two.
Mprclnl Introdsetlon ColKcUon lor ive
Wtien Oldeon manhalled Ms lioita at ICedron, bn selected but aoo QUALITY men to win
lili great victory. Ho tjaLter fur lortr-one years has been ecleetlnir, liaprovlns and ongi
nalltia: new Veielablevarlelln, unlll to-day hla Hit conlalna only tlio cream, the very,
very beit I Only QUAL1 TV SKl'-DS I Wo do want you to teit thein andbence cUdlv mall
jou, lor llie potUce, our IiIk Seed Cataloirue Iree, with one eenerous package cicbi
rUla. rint Carly Catbafe ; May lit Carrot I Early Oueambir
AU Usmrnir Long Lettsot 1 A Mllturi ot Onlom Jolty Btilih.
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Utad tin Jltd lltitr Potato Kino'i Uonanc in BaUtr'sCatatoov,
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