THE SEMI-WEEKLY TRIBUNE. NORTH PLATTE, NEDRASKA. Millie1 LOOK AT CWMJOME If cross, feverish, constipated, give "California Syrup of Figs" A laxatho today saves a sick child tomorrow. Children simply will not take tho tlmo from play to empty their bowels, which become clogged up with waste, liver gets sluggish; stomach sour. Look at tho tongue, mother! If coat ed, or your child Is HstlcsB, cross, fev erish, breath bad, restless, doesn't eat heartily, full of cold or has sore throat or any other children's, ailment, give a teaspoonful of "California Syrup of Pigs," then don't worry, because It Is perfectly harmless, and In a few hours all this constipation poison, sour bllo and fermenting wnsto wilt gently move out of tho bowels, and you havo a well, playful child again. A thor ough "Insido cleansing" Is ofttlmes all that is necessary. It should be the flrst treatment given In nny sickness. Bowaro of counterfeit fig syrups. Ask at tho store for a GO-cent bottle of 'California Syrup of Figs," which has full directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-upB plainly printed on tho bottle. Adv. The Place. "Whoro can you find rod3 In pickle?" "iMostly in family jars." Very Much So. "Didn't you think the operatic prima donna had an unusually high voico?" H should suy she had I My sunt cost ine live dollars." A GRATEFUL ACKNOWLEDGMLN I', Advantage of Silencer. This crash of the bullet mukes the valuo of the Maxim silencer very little, so far as military efficiency is con cerned, in tho way that the ilctlon writer imagines tho sllencor to be use ful, but not to prevent tho enemy from discovering the position of the men tiring as many fancy. Its valuo lies in the fact that it eliminates fully half of tho recoil of tho rillo from tho action of tho gases in its chambers, and it gives the ofll cers much better control over the lire, because of tho lessened noise of tho rifles. It cuts down tho roar of tho Springfield to abou tho noise of tho .25-20 and thus the roar of the rifles at tho firing lino is much reduced, and tho commands of tho officers can be heard. Outing. Notice tor Yourself. "Old Mr. Grabbles says there is nothing too good for his daughter." "He has a hard jolt coming to him some day." "What makes you think so?" "A girl who is brought up that way almost invariably picks out a man to marry who isn't worth killing." No Doubt About It. "Does, Wombat own or rent his houso?" "Rents it." "How do you know?" "I know all right. He scratches the matches on tho paint." Doesn't Go Very Far. Redd What do you think of his oew car? Greene Oh, it's all right as far as it goes. Mr. P. C. CaBo of Welcome Lake. Pa., writes: "I surterod with Hack ache and Kidney Trouble. My head ached, my sleep was biokon und un- refreshing. 1 felt heavy and sleepy after meals, was always nervous and tired, had a bitter taste In my mouth, wu3 dizzy, had floating specks before my SAGE TEA AND SULPHUR DARKENS YOUR GRAY HAIR Mr. P. C. Case. eyes, was alwajs thirsty, had a dragging sensation across my loins, difllculty in collecting my thoughts and was troubled with short ness of breath. Dodds Kidney Pills have cured mo of these complaints. Dodds Kidney Pills have dono their work and dono it well. You aro at liberty to publish this letter for tho benefit of any BUffercr v ho doubts tho merit of Dodds Kidney Pills." Dodds Kidney Pills, 50c. per box at your dealer or DoLds Medicine Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household Hints, Dainty Recipes; also nuisic of National anthem. All 3 sent free. Adv. Find Live Duck in Fish. A strange specimen of the angel fish was caught by Captain Palmer at Sound Beach, who removed from it two ducks. The wicked lish had stolen tho ducks from J. Kennedy Tod's Innls Arden estate. Ono A'aa alive, , Tho fish wero struggling in tho wa ter when seen by Captain Palmer, and was landed "with a pair of Jco tongs. Tho fish is a yard long, and its mouth is G by 8 inches. It was frozen in a cako of ico at the Maher Ice plant and is exhibited in the window of a market here. Greenwich (Conn.) Dispatch to Now York AVorid. Hello, Frisco. "Just to think of being able to sit In a telephone booth in New York and talk to your best girl iu San Francis co!" "I've thought of that, and I've been wondering hew long it will bo before somebody writes a popular song about it." An Eccentric Dancer. "You say lie is an eccentric danc er?" "Extremely so. He persists in danc ing waltzes and twosteps." Last year in tho United States 133 men lost their lives in tho manufac ture of explosives. However; thero aro many fair sing ers who aro not blondes. Look Years Younger! Try Grandma's Recipe of Page and Sulphur and Nobody Will Know. Almost everyone knows that Sago Tea and Sulphur properly compound ed, brings back the natural color and lustre to the hair whou fndod, streaked or gray; also ends dnndturf, itching scalp nml stops railing hnlr. Years ago tho only way to got this mixture was to m n It o it at Home, which 1b mussy and troublesome. Nowadays wo r.tmply ask at nny drug store for "Wycth's Sago and Sul phur Hair Remedy." You will get a large bottle for about iiO cents. Every body uses this old, famous "recipe, be cause no ono can posHlbly tell that you darkenod your hair, as It docs it so naturally and ovonly. You dampen a sponge or soft brush with It and draw this through your hair, Inking one small Btrand at a time; by morn ing tho gray hair disappears, and after another application or two, your hair becomes beautifully dark, thick and glossy and you look years younger, Adv. ONE ON SECRETARY DANIELS Head of the Navy Evidently Not 'an Expert as to the Odor of Alcoholic Liquors. A story is going the rounds in Washington about Secretary or the Navy Daniels which may or may not reflect credit on that olllclal, accord ing to tho point of view. According to tills story tho secrotnry was one morning conferring with nn officer and in tho middle of his conference Interrupted tho proceedings to say: "This Is tho second morning that 1 havo smellcd whisky on your breath, sir!" To which tho ofllcor is said to have replied: "I beg your pardon, Mr. Sec retary, it wnB whisky yesterday, but It is gin this morning." No namo has been allowed to leak out In connection with this Btory, anil it may ho that thero is moro Action than fact iu It. Boston Transcript. A New Anecdote. Queer requests aro often received for prescriptions, which might puzzle cither doctor or chemist, far moro skilled than the proprietor of tho or dinary drug store. Hero Is one recent ly reported by Morris Wade: It Is a note from an c-citable mother, whoso nerves wero apparently as much iu need of treatment as tho digestion of her infant: "My little baby has el up Its father's paris plaster. Please to sond an anec dote by niio Inclosed littlo girl." Youth's Companion. Sure. "Pa. what is a skillful strategist?" "A skillful strategist, my son, is a man who knows when to quit." Old Style. "Did she marry well?" "No; it was a caso of true love." Harvard Lampoon. ... Vili ii I 'II I II I I ill 11 m I : 1.11 ii ii i imi KsWirr w mlhv mu mm i i i sissmi tm mmt 1 I I.. I II, l Hi, HI Ml '.' V - A'f'.s-'&Z2ttliJlKWEKt2-J " What Becomes of the Wheat? The wheat yield of the United Slates for 1914 reached the enormous figure of nearly 900,000,000 busihels. - Yet in spite of the wonderful nutritive value of this grain, much of its value will be lost as human food. Why? Because many wheat products (white bread and many so called breakfast foods) lack the nourishing mineral qualities of the grain found directly under the bran-coat. These vital elements are thrown out with the bran-coat to make the flour white. More and more, thinking people are waking up to this fact, and are now obtaining all the grain nourishment by eating Grape-Nut FOOD This famous wheat and malted barley food, retains all the nutriment of I he grain, including the rich mineral values so necessary in building brain, nerve and muscle. Grape-Nuts is all food no waste! It is easily digested, and with cream or milk affords complete nourishment, at less cost than any other food. This, together with its delicious flavour fresh-sealed, has made Grape-Nuts a household 'word the world over. "There's a Reason" for Grape-Nuts No rise in price sold by Grocers everywhere. SET OUT CATALPA TREES IN WASTE PLACES In These Days of Timber Scarcity It Is Important to Havo Plenty of Post Timber. (By (' R, Mil. Milt ) Why not Bet out lotus and catalpn trees In wasto pi- uch as small comers of Holds, small fields that aro cut off by crooks or ravines, rough lands, brier and brush lots, and other pluces that cannot bo worked to ad vantage, and grow post timber? Tho trees can bo sot out when other farm work Is' not pressing, and In a few years will furnish all of tho post timber needed on tho farm. Tho work of getting tho trees start ed costs no moro than keeping down weeds. If sot In rows eight or ten t'ect apart, and cultivated for about CHICKEN RAISING MADE PROFITABLE Much Patience and Steady Work Required- Takes Years to Learn the Business. What Is the sense of a woman go ing into poultry unless sho has a lik ing for that sort of thing. Chicken- raising as a fad is the most ridiculous business I over saw, and 1 have seen soiuo queer things down on a farm. In tho llrst place, It takes a person a couple of seasons to learn the chick en gamo and there is so much patlcnco' and steady work required that peoplo will not stick to it unless they havo a real passion for the business. It's a queer fact that tho majority of peoplo, even fanners, loso money on poultry, or at least fujl to make nnythlng substantial, whereas a man or woman who llkea to handle chick ens and sticks to it in a scnslblo way can clean up a lot of money. Thore Is a very great deal in doctoring poul try, keeping it. froo from vermin and feeding it wisely. Tho faddist can't do those things nud so quits in dis gust after a year or two of failure or poor auccoss. An Old Farmer. Good Combination. For a few acres, fruit and poultry innko a prolltablo combination. three years, the trees require no fur ther attention. Many out-of-the-way places that aro producing scarcely anything of valuo, besides being an eyesore to tho farm, can bo set to valuablo trees at very little expense. In this way ragged corners and ra vines can bo transformed Into lino groves that will pay larger profits than some of tho other portions of tho farm. Then tho matter of having plenty or post timber right at hand 1h one of Importance In IIiobu days of timber scarcity. WATER SUPPLY OF AN ORDINARY FARM Consumption Will Vary From Day to Day and With Seasons Approximate Figures. Tho following gives approximate quantities of water required per day on the farm: Each member of tho family for all purposes will rcqulro 25 to -10 gals.; each cow will require 12 gals.; each horse will roquiro 10 gals.; each hog will rcqulro 2A gala.: each Bhcop will require 2 gals. Tho water consumption will vary from day to day and with tho seasons. For a family or hIx persons- a 200-gallon supply should bo huD ilcient lr tho water Is used la the houso only. On a farm whoro watoi Is supplied to a ramlly of bIx persons, ten horsos, 12 cowb, 25 hogs, and 15 sheop, tho dnlly storage supply ohould ho at least 500 gallons, with whatovoi additional amount, if any, tho Tanner deems necessary for flro protection. Prevent Ducks Crowding. Unless a lantern or somo other light Is kept burning at night In sheds where largo numbers of ducks nre confined they aro apt to become frightened and pllo up on each othet In such numbers ns to smother tho ones on the under side. MUCH WILL BE GAINED BY THINNING FRUIT The Result of Thinning PeachesAt the Left, 140 to 180 Peaches Per Oush el of Thinned Fruit At Right, 260 to 272 Peaches of Unthlnned Fruit rtly U. WAl.KHrt.) While the advantages of thinning fruit aro recognized by all, neglect of thinning fruit Is more usual than tho opposite. Somo effective thinning Is done at the time of pruning tho troo each spring, but this is not sufficient. Tlie best practice requires that tlm peaches on a limb shall not bo closer than four to six inches. This will mean knocking off from half to three fourths of the peaches. Some who practico thinning peaches reduce the numbui of peaches still moro. Tho best time for thinning Is when tho peaches are about the Hizo of a small prune, und after whut Is known as the "June drop." The hlreo man, working on a stop ladder, makes tho cost of tho thinning of a medium treo about live cents. Tho effect on tho size or tho remaining fruit Is astonishing. Increasing die salable value of tho remaining fruit sufficient to pay 1,000 per ceut on tho cost of tho work of thinning, and add ing to tho strength of tho treo In ro duclng tho number of jilts borne. Tho flesh of tho peach Is largely wa ter. The greater draft on tho utrength of tho troo Is tho production of tho pits. In thinning peaches wo reduce tho number of pits 75 to 80 per bent and almost or fully doublo tho size of the peaches. It Is hottor to knock off somo of tho peaches of a loaded treo rather than allow tho tree to overbear, oven If tho thinning must be dono In a somowhnt rough manner. On every Bldn wo soo evidences of tho great advantages to bo derived from thinning fruit. In ono case, the rosultH of moderato thinning resulted as follows: I'ouclios from thinned El herta trees ran MO to 180 poaches to tho bushel, whllo In tho samo orchard, fruit from unthlnned trees numbered from 200 to 272 peaches to tho bushol. Ponchos aro gathered as soon as ripening begins und boforo thoy havo become soft. An experienced picker knows at a glanco when tho fruit la In proper condition. Tho fruit should never bo pressed with tho thumb to determine Its ripeness. When gath ered tho fruit Is takon at onco to tho packing Bhed, where it is graded and packed. Tho most rigid standards should characterize tho assorting and packing of grades. Ono mtsshappen, soft or undersized Bpeclmen may spoil tho whoio package. Any deception, cithor intentional or otherwise, In tho soiling of the crop iu sure at last to bring loss. 1E1S FOB LIB, BOWELS For sick headache, bad breath, Sour Stomach and constipation. Got n 10-ccnt box now. No odda how bad your liver, stomach, or bowels; how much your hoad aches, how miserable and uncomfort able you aro from constipation, indiges tion, blllousno83 and sluggish bowcla you always get tho desired rosults with Cascarcts. Don't let your stomach, liver und bowels mako you miserable Tako Cascarots tonight; put an end to tho headache, biliousness, dizziness, nerv ousness, sick, sour, gassy stomach, backncho and all other distress; clcanso your Inaldo organs of nil tho bllo, gnsca nnd constipntcd matter which is producing tho misery. A 10-cont box monns health, happi ness and a clenr head for months. No moro days of gloom and distress If you will tako a Cascarot now and then. All stores sell Cascarcts. Don't forgot tho chlldron tholr littlo inj Bldca need a cleansing, too.ji,AdT?C Consternation at the Front. Tho archbishop of York, In his early daya, did a great doal of work among tho uneducated classos, and on ono occasion a very Illiterate woman was godmother to a child at n chris tening. In tho cour- of tho ceremony oho was asked In tho usual way if sho renounced tho devil and all his works, etc. "Oh, yes, sir," sho replied briskly, "I recommend them all." TAKE A GLASS OF SALTS WHEN BLADDER BOTHERS Harmless to Flush Kidneys and Neu tralize Irritating Acids Splendid for the System. Kidney and Bladder weakness rosulfc from urlo acid, says a noted authority, Tho kidneys flltor this acid from tho blood and pass it on to tho bladder, whoro It often remains to irritate and lnflnmo, causing a burning, scalding sensation, or setting up au irritation at tho neck of tho bladder, obliging you to seek rellof two or threo timos during tho night. Tho sufferer in in constant dread, tho water passes Bomotlmes with a scalding sensation and Is very profuso; again, thero la difllculty in nvoldlng it. Bladder weakness, most folkti call it, bocauso they can't control urina tion. Whllo it la oxtromoly annoying and Bomotlmes very painful, this is really ono of tho most simple allmonts to ovorcomo. Got about four ounces of Jnd Salts from your pharmacist nnd tako a tnblespoonful in a glass oC water boforo breakfast, continue thla for two or threo days. Thla will noti tralizo tho acids in tho urlno eo it no longor is a sourco of irritation to tho bladder and urinary organs which thon act normally again. Jad Salts is Inexpensive, harmless, nnd 1b mndo from tho acid of grapes and lemon Julco, combined with llthia, and is used by thousands of folks who aro subject to urinary' disorders caused by urlo acid irritation. Jad Salts is splondid for kidneys and causes no bad effects whatever. Iloro you havo a pleasant, efferves cent llthla-wator drink, which quickly, relieves bladdor trouble. Adv. Not Much Acquainted With Him. "Your husbaud," said tho callor, Bym pathlzlngly, "waa r. man of cxcollent Qualities." "Yes," sighed tho widow, "ho was i good man. Everybody Baya so. I wasn't much acquainted with him ray self. Ilo bolonged to sir lodges." THIGK, GLOSSY HAIR FREE FROM DANDRUFF i Girls! Beautify Your Hair! Make It Soft, Fluffy and Luxuriant Try the Moist Cloth. Try as you will, after an application of Danderlno, you cannot find a single traco of dandruff or falling hair and your scalp will not itch, but what will plcaso you mo3t, will bo aftor a few weoks' ubo, when you boo now hair, flno and dowuy at flrst yes but real ly now hair growing all over the scalp. A littlo Dandorlno Immediately dou bles tho beauty of your hair. No differ onco how dull, faded, brlttlo and scraggy, Just moisten n cloth with Dandorlno nnd carefully draw it through your hair, taking ouo small Btrand at a tlmo. Tho effect is im mediate and amazing your hair will bo light, fluffy and wavy, nud havo an appearance of abundance; au lncom parablo luster, softness and luxuri ance, tho beauty and shlmmor of true hair health. Got ii 25 cent bottlo of Knowlton'a Dandorlno from any otoro and provo that your hair is as pretty and soft oa any that it has boon neglected or injured by careless treatment that's all. Adv. Tho man who knows himself knows bow selfish other people aro. Nothing is gained by abusing those whoso opinions differ from your owu.