THE SEMIAVEEKLY TRIBUNE. NORTH PLATTE, NEBRA8KA. 1 jf- 4 r. &- V f J-Sf f An Ohio Druggist F mm m m . rw. KeV, w May St., Akron, Ohio, writes: "Through cold and exposure ind ImDroDcr food Ourlr.y the flood, I .was taitcn with appendicitis and acuta Intestinal catarrh. In June and July my 'life was despaired of, but recovered suf ficiently to bo up and around. My bowels seemed Paralyzed. Could cat no solid food. "Tho first of last December I de cided to try Peruna. My appetite Improved, and very soon solid foods could bo taken. In two months timo I gained 18 pounds. Now I am heavier than I ever was before. When I began to use Peruna my bowels .commenced to movo at once." Those who object to liquid medi cines can now proouro Peruna In Tablet form. Tho wldeawako man doesn't wait for opportunity to knock at his door; ho meets her at tho gate. For genuine comfort and lasting pleas uro use Red Cross Ball Blue on wash day. All good grocers. Adv. Tho Exception. Payton Arc all the children bright? Parker No; one's level-headed. Life. Important to Mothers Examlno carefully every bottle of ASTORIA, a safo and sure remedy for rorants and cniiaron, and sea that It , Ttpnra tfm Signature of QStAftrmJZ&X In Use For Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria Their Use. "Do you see where the Futurists and Cubists have gone to Spain?" "Maybo they use their pictures on tho bulls to Infuriate them in the ring." Slow Delivery. Mrs. Gotham Who spoke at the dinner tonight, dear? Mr. Qolham Well, ono of tho speak ers was tho owner of that big depart ment store. "No wonder you're late, then." "Why?" "I happen to know his delivery Is awfully slow." i Her Platform. ' At tho Marshall homo there was much discussion of woman suffrage and other political questions, and lit tle Vera had always been a very much Interested listener. "What will you do when you can vote?" a visitor asked her. "Help to put candy on tho free list," was the unexpected reply. Youth's Companion. Woman Royalties Made Army Officers. For the first time in English history four royal women havo Decn gazetted as colonels In chief of English regi ments. Heretofore soveral of them, includ ing Queen Mary herself, have held Qormannrmy titles and Queen Victoria naturally was tho head of the British army, but now Queen Mary has been appointed colonel in chief of tho Eighteenth Hussars of historic fame, while the Queen Mother Alexandra is associated with both the Nineteenth Hussars and the M: ;sm 9 JL ' v """AVlH M T 10 The Bumper Wheat Crop means nourishment to millions. But, did you know that a large percent of what arc known as the vital phosphates of this wheat will be wasted, so far as human needs are concerned? That's unfortunate, but true. Many so-called breakfast foods and all white flour products lack these mineral elements phosphorus, iron, lime, etc. because they are thrown out of the wheat in the milling process, just to make the flour look white and pretty. And yet these elements are absolutely necessary all of them for health. There's one food, however, that does not lack these mineral elements. That food is Grape - Nuts Made of wheat and batley, this sturdy food contains all the nutriment of the grain, including their rich phosphates, ,jbo essential for body, brain and nerve building. The long baking of Grape-Nuts food makes it easily digesti ble, with highly concentrated food-values. Comes ready to eat; fresh, crisp, economical, and wonderfully appetizing. "There's a Reason' NO CUSTARD FOR REGINALD Young Wife Had Dohe Her Cest, But Probably the Cook Book Was at Fault. Reginald loved his wlfo tenderly nnd devotedly, but ho had to acknowl edge in tho inmost recesses of his heart that tho hand that wielded tho powdor puff lost its art in the pud ding basin. "What pudding would you liko to night, Iovo?" she cooed at breakfast time. "Oh, anything!" ho whispered des perately. "Anything?" she reiterated, in a pained tono. "Well, you know, old girl; nnything light only don't tiro yoursolf out." "You shall have your favorite cus tard, dear," sho promised, Toward seven o'clock Roglnnld re turned, but tho sound of weeping and gnashing of teeth greeted his tralnod ear. "Whatever Is it, my dear girl?" ho Implored, as ho rushed into the kitchen. "Ooo-oht" sho sniveled "on his waistcoat, "I'vo been making you cus tards all tho afternoon and" ".And what,' pot?" 'They all t-t-turned out sponge cakes!" Mysteries of Golf. Josephus Daniels, secretary of the navy, was Invited the other day to go out and play golf. "I can't play It," said Daniels; "I made up my mind somo time ago not to go in for golf until they change the rules." "How do you mean?" "Well, until they change tho rules and make It as good a game as shinny." That recalls tho tale they toll about tho time Franklin K. Lane, now secre tary of tho Interior, first undertook tho mastery of golf. Two enthusiasts over tho game lont a large set of clubs to Lane and they played a round. When they had reached the last hole Lane walked over to the nearest teeing place find began attempts to drive off with each club in his sack, one after another. "The game's all over," they ex plained, gently. "Well," asked Lane, picking up an other kind of club, "can't I play my hand out?" New York Sun. His Mission. Tho Professor The fish of Amor lea, north of the Isthmus of Panama, embrace three classes, 30 orders, 223 families, 1,113 genera, 335 subgenera 3,2G3 species and 133 Bubspecles. The Student Well, professor, if you will let mo off today I'll go out and see if I can get a string of genera. , . The Attraction. Bacon I understand in many of the Chilean cities women are employed as street car conductors'. Egbert Now 1 can understand why men want to crowd the back plat forms. Not Supplying the Two. Tho Angry One For two cents I'd knock your block off! Tho Calm One Well, you wou't get your working capital from me. Every girl vowb when sho marries that sho will not stand for neglect from her husband the way her poor old mother does. Ho who gets rich quick is apt to go broke In a hurry. Stop That Backache There's nothing mora dlecouraglng than a eomtant backache. You are lama when you awake. Pain pierce, you when you bend or lift. It's hard to rest nnd DKt day It'a the tamo old atory. Vain In tho bade l nalure'a warning; of kidney ilia. Neglect may pave the Tvay to aropey, gravel, or other aerloui kidney alckneea. Don't delay begin tiling boan'a Kid ney l'llla tho medlrtno that hai been curing backache and kidney trouble (or over iifly years. A Nebraska Case Mi a Martha Wood, 70S Tenth St , Aurora, Neb., aye. "For four or flvo yeara my health wai poor nnd I got ro weak I could hardly walk. Sharp palna darted all through my body and I had awful headache. My feet and nnklea awelled, my bladder was In flamed and I win laid up In bed for f out teen weeka The 11 mt bos of Doan'a Kidney Fill relieved me and four or five boxc permanently cured me. Get Doan'a at Any Store, EOo a Dox DOAN'S WiSiV FOSTER-MILBURN CO., BUFFALO. N. Y. FARMERS NEED THE BIRDS For Purely Selfish Reasons the De struction of Feathered Songsters Shduld Be Stopped. Blds aro the chief protectors of our trees. Who ever heard of cod ling moth and San Jose and other scales when tho orchards wore full of birds? Now that these feathered helpers have been driven out. of wood and field, man is compelled to resort to all sorts of voxatlous nnd difficult struggles against the enemy of fruit nnd tree. . TheobIrds uro tho very best destroy ers of weeds. Nntlve sparrows, finches, grosbeaks, redpolls, longspurs, cow birds, mourning doves nnd similar birds feed hungrily upon the fall weed seeds at a time when-the crops have been gathered and they can do no harm to it. Tho best holpcr n farmer can havo Is a host of birds. Dut instead of rec ognizing these efficient helpers, so generously provided by nature, we wantonly slay them by tho hundreds for fun. Kendallvllle News Sun. The Better Method. Tho dcacoiiB of a church were dis cussing possible ways of ridding them selves of nn undeslrablo pastor who paid no heed to pointed suggestions that his resignation would bo accept able. Finally one of the deacons Bnid: "If we make a large reduction In his salary it would probably havo Uip effect of making him resign." "1 know a surer way than that," said the other deacon. "Let us double his salary and he will fall dead." Too Small to Harm. . Tho Mother I see a triangular tray to hold a piece of pie unharmed in a lunch box has been invented. The Boy But who would harm such a llttlo pleco of pie as you cut, mam ma? Stock Exchange. "What does her husband do? I heard her say something about tho stock exchange." "He'aa.horso trader." ' , Poor Fldol Knlcker Do they lead a cat-and-dog life? Bocker Yes, only the dog Is muzzled. I rigg JffilaaCiaaMaiaggVWy&.W ft- 1 CONCRETE CULVERT IS BEST Flat-Top Stylo Being Built In Kansas Is Shown In Illustration Good Roads 8ave Money. Had wo begun not moro than fif teen years ago to build concreto cul verts nnd bridges in tills township, and continued nt the rate wo havo been building them tho Inst thrco years, wo would now have no plnco to put nnotbor ono. Besides our expenses would not have been much moro than they havo been In building tho wooden ones, writes J. T. King, trustoo of Lin coln township, LcbOf Knn., in Farmers' Mall nnd Breeze. Wo bogan with tho full-arch Btylo of concreto culverts. That was before wo know tho good of tho flat-top kind. Wo now uso tho full nrch only whero there aro high banks on both sides, so wo can grade up to tho top of the arch and mako tho road level. For all othor places wo prefer tho flat top. Wo build them from 2 by 1C feet, to 20 by 1G feet. All concreto work must bo well re enforced with iron wire. Wo uso any kind of bar iron in tho tops, laid hit and miss lengthwise with tho road. Heavy woven hog wlro Is laid cross wise of tho top and in tho wings, in termingled, bo as to unite tho whole culvert into ono piece. Tho tops havo Flat-Top Style of Culvert an Approved Type. u crowning of eight Inches and aro mado 8 to 1C inches thick in the cen ter, tho thlckneBB varying with tho width. Tho forms are placed so tho tops and abutments aro all In one piece. Tho bars or rods must bo shaped bo as to be partly "embedded In tho abutment walls. Wo havo Just finished four culverts 12 by 1G feet, mado after the plan of tho illustration, at a cost of $150. This may seom to be quite a price, yet if they last as wo expect thorn to, they will ho cheap In tho long run. Wo use a lot of iron, any length, in these tops. We get them cheap from Junk dealers. This good roads move la a money savor to the peoplo. Moro has been dono to Improve our highways in tho Inst five years than in any 15 years before, TEACi, GOOD ROAD BUILDING 'HtlA Rnfnrn In nisrllanlrtn rt (nn crete Construction Worthy of Be ing Printed In Big Type. (By E. B. HOUSE, Colorado Agricultural CollDKe.) In the engineering record of recent issuo is an Interesting article concern ing a meeting for the purposo of in struction to road bulldoro, by experts in that lino of vork. Speaking of tho meeting tho Record comments as follows: "Ono sontenco in the discussion of concrete road building would havo been worth put ting In black typo. It is this; 'You cam ot design a concreto pavement four miles long and nssumo that you can uso tho same cross-section throughout; you will havo to design it tho same as foundations for a build ing, depending on the bearing power of tho soil, etc.' " This is undoubtedly true, nnd yet it states a fact that Is almost univer sally disregarded. ROAD DRAG IS INEXPENSIVE Constant Attention Is Price of Good Roads Objection That Too Much Money l Spent on Grader. (By C. 8CHUITZ.) I have watched tho use of tho road drag und the grader pust my house this summer. Tho drag leaves the road in bettor shape tho grader pil ing roughage in tho middle while .the drng smoothes it off nicely. But tho greatest objection is thut tho drag la not used often enough. Constant at tention is the prico of good roads, and tho uso of tho drag is so inexpensive thut good roads by Its use are obtain able, or would ho If tho money wero not spent In using tho grader with four tennis and flvo men. That's the way the nnncy goes. Permaiency of Bridges, Concrete bridges for roads nro tho kind that spell permanency. Between ".hrcshing outfits nnd heavy motor cars the county with shaky bridges is in for trouble. Keep Water Away. Run furrows along hills that may conduct water to a road and keep tho water away from, road and ditch, Operating a Drag, nido tho drag. You can control tho cut by shifting your weight. SAGE TEA AND SULPHUR DARKENS YOUR GRAY HAIR Look Year Younger! Try Grandma' Recipe of Sage and Sulphur and Nobody Will Know. Almost ovcryono knows that Sago Tea nnd Sulphur properly compound ed, brings back tho natural color and lUBtro to tho hair when faded, streaked or gray: atso ends dandruff, itching scalp and stops falling hair. Years ago tho only way to get this mixture was to mako it at hoino, which 1b mussy and troublesome Nowadays wo simply ask nt any drug storo for "Wyeth's Sago and Sul phur Hair Remedy." You will got a largo bottlo for about CO conta. Every body usos this old, famous rcclpo, bo cnuso no ono can possibly tell that you darkened your hair, as It docs It so naturally and ovonly. You dampen a spongo or soft brush with it nnd draw this through your hnlr, taking one small strand at a time; by morn ing tho gray hair disappears, and aftor another application or two, your hair bocomes beautifully dark, thick and glossy and you look years younger. Adv. Unnecessary Effort. His Wlfo ThiB paper says an army ot 100,000 men lias wrecked a railroad in Belgium. Railroad Magnate What a waste ot onorgyl A board of fivo directors could havo dono It Just ns thorough ly. Llfo. Winter Picnics. "Do you enjoy winter picnics?" "Oh, yes, Indeed, but they hardly seem like picnics without spiders." A now coffee strainer enn be fat tened Inside any pot by wires inserted In tho spout fCanadianWheat to Feed im World The war's fearful devastation croni has caused on unusual demand for train from the Americas Continent. The world must be fed and thcro is an unusual demand for Canadian wheat. Canada's Invitation to every industrious American is therefore especially attrac tive. She wants farmers to make moneyand happy, prosperous homes for themselves while helping her to raise immonse wheat crops. You can get a Homestead of 160 acres FREE and other lands can be bought at remarkably low prices. Think of the money yon can make with wheat at ite present high prices, where for somo time it Is lia ble to continue. During many years Canadian wheat fields have averaged 20 bushels to tho acre many yields as high as 45 bushels to the acre, Wonderfal crops also of Oats, Barley aad Flax. Mixed farming is fully as profitable an industry as irrain raisincr. The excel lent grasses, full of nutrition, are the only purposes, uooa scnoois, markets Military tcrrlce Is not compulsory la Ctrad, but thero li an extra demand for farm WDor to replace me many youna men wno eminent t c uu yoar u menu yoar li urclng farmers to put Write for literature and particulars na to reduced railway rates to ciapennwaacm immigration, W. V. Bea'setl, 220 17lfi SL. Boom4,Bee BldgOraaha.Nck. Canadian Government Agent Limited Dissipation. A small henpecked llttlo man was about to tako nn examination for life insuranco. "You don't dlsslpato, do you?" asked tho physician, ns lie mado ready for testa. "Notn fast liver, or anything of that sort?" Tho llttlo man hositntcd a moment, looked a bit frightened, then replied In a small, piping voico: "I somo times chow a llttlo gum."- Collier's Weekly. BIG EATERS HAVE BAD KIDNEYS AND BACKACHE Take a Glass of Salts at Once If Your Back Is Hurting or Kidneys and Bladder Trouble You. Tho American men and womon must guard constantly against Kidney trou ble, becauso wo ent too much and all our food is rich. Our blood is filled with urlo acid which tho kidneys strive to filter out, they weaken from ovorwork, becomo sluggish; tho ollml native tissues clog nnd tho result Is kidney troublo, bladder weakness and a general decline in health. Whon your ktdnoys fool like lumps of lead; your back hurts or tho urlno is cloudy, full of sediment or you aro obllgod to seolc rcllof two or throo times during tho night; if you suffer with sick licadacho or dizzy, nervous spells, acid stomach, or you have rheu matism when tho weather Is bad, get from your pharmacist about four ounces of Jad Salts; tako a table spoonful in a glass of water beforo breakfast for a few days and your kid neys will then act fine. This famous salts is made from tho acid of grapes and lemon Julco, combined with Hthia, and has beon used for generations to flush and stlmulato clogged kidneys; to neutrallzo tho acids In tho urlno so it no longer is a sourco of irritation, thus ending .bladder disorders. Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in jure, makes a dolighttul effervescent Uthla-wator beverago, and belongs in every homo, bocauso nobody can mako a mistake by having a good kidney flushing any timo. Adv. Privileged. "Does your wlfo allow smoking in your house?" "No only tho chlmnoy." PINK of hf ?1i1ji It tastes fine the whole family will like Van Houten's Rona Cocoa, better than any other. Big red can, half-pound 25c ForTsstlng .SMrt i i.i.ii tMHDTPMtar Molh.r Root rr' GraJU nu lrorti, ttlj Imilnf, hmllf (rulllnr.elMnhtrtfil.loDillTM lrtt. To firoT th.lr worlo. W VfT.r (Iretu (ratl for lntlj. M jou will i.nd loo to klp mi ra tnm. I TkerarnrMrxC,RxM40MfI RIU. ate. rftkC VwHm bJat. G0RN-0ATS-RYE wttoonln lipid on top SAlier! tpeeloittai IMiIm do lb ttlU&HKU CATALOG FHKH. John A. Saltar Seed Co.. Bex 704. Li CretM. Wtv PATENTS fnSsSB EUUsxfMOoaU. nichett nanuses, smnanrleta. Nebraska Directory ISE4SS A WEIXMAN Live Stfek Ctmmlsstan MwtitiHfi 854-afltt Kzchanxe llulldlnr. Boath Uauih All Uxk consigned to M Is iold br member of tfe Arm, and nil cmnlojees liaro been soleetctl w trJnodforttieiiorkwnlcbUiardo. Wrtu-i4Mak4 of European people of the food required either for beef or dairy i convenient, cumate excellent, navo volunteered tortus war. Tno Gov- oxtra. acrease into train. uuawa, uanaaa, or If One's Sufficient, Why Proceed? "A word to tho wiso is sufllclcnt, and" began tho village boro. "Then let It go at that," snarled J, Fuller Gloom, who Is blessed with mean disposition. - , '" .13 Rheumatism For Young and Old The ncuto ngonizing pain of rheumatism is soothed at onco by Sloan's Liniment. Do not rub it ponctratca to tho soro spot, bringing a comfort not dreamed of until tried. Get a bottle today. RHEUMATISM Hera What Other Say i "I nlcbly recommend your Liniment it the but remedy for rheumatUm I ever used, Before uafng it I ipent large ram of money trying to get relief of tbo mlaery and pain in limb and body, bo I tried your Liniment both internal and external and I found quick relief, and now am well and strong again." Qio, Curt(,$tS N. tlth St., apnngfitli.IU. Here' Proof "I with to write and tell you about a fall I had down fourteen I topi, and bruised my neck and hip very bad. I could not sleep at all. I sent my wifo for a 23 cent bottle ot your Liniment and in two days' time I wai on my feet again." CAorfta Ulidi, latStf, PratritAti., St, Lout; Mo. SLOANS LINIMENT for neuralgia, sciatica, sprains and bruises. All Drugiitti, 2Ec. Send four cent In etampa for a TRIAL BOTTLE Dr. Earl S. Sloan, Inc. Dept. B. Philadelphia, Pa. W. N, U., OMAHA, NO. 4-1015. EYE DISTEMPER CATHRRIinL rtVER AND ALL NOSE AND THROAT DISCUSES Cure the elck and act preventive for other. Liquid given on tongue. Safe for brood marca and all other. Dent kidney remedy! J0ca&4 tl a bottle; 5 and (10 e. doien. Sold by all druggUts and horce good house, or tent, cxpret paid, by the manufactures. SPOIIN MEDICAL CO., Chemists. GOSHEN, INDIANA A I