M U ) S !, v. ) I wlMSC " JB&i3r ' J W: F. C .PIELSTICKER HEADS AGRICULTURAL SOCIETY MANY FLANS MADE AT MEETING TUESDAY FOR FAIR IN SET-TEMBER Society Mny liny or Lcnso Ground to Hold Fair. Will RotIso Premium List. At the meeting of the Lincoln County Agricultural society held Tuesday afternoon at tho court house F. C. Plelstlcker was elected president of tho society to succeed W. W. Blrgo who retired from tho leadership of tho association. Other olllcors were elected and many plans were made for tho 1915 fair which will be held next fall. At this meeting It was moved that a commltteo bo appointed by tho chair to take up tho matter of either pur chasing or leasing ground near the city for the purpose of having a per manent place for holding tho fair next fall and In years to come. If this Is dono buildings will bo put up and Lincoln county, will have! a fair ground that will bo a great credit to her and to her citizens. Tho commltteo to look after this work will bo appointed later. Tho matter will bo thoroughly threshed out and If necessary arrangements can bo made It will bo a sure thing. This will require much moro capital and tho assosclatlon will need many moro members. Tho stockholders at present number about ono hundred and with double that number much moro could bo done. Tho secretary's report was read at that meeting and was highly spoken of. It shows that the officers who had it in chargo last year were com petent ones and toad done their work well. Mr. Blrgo who had tho hard est part of tho work, did very com mendable work and was indefatigable in his efforts to make tho association a success. Tho success of last year's fair was largely duo to Mr. Birge's efforts. A special meeting will be called In the near future for tho purpose of arranging definitely for tho 1915 fair. At this- time tho matter of tho dates of tho. fair will bo definitely settled. Tho present premium list will also. bO revised to some exent to make it more practical and better suit ed to the Lincoln county fair. Precinct commmitt(emen will be appointed at this meeting and at that time they hope tovdejOnitely settle the location of tho if 'grounds. Tho-1 following officers were elected for the year 1915: President, P. C. Plelstlcker; vice-president, Carl Broe der; secretary, J. B. Sebastian; treas urer, John Fowler. Tho retiring of ficers aro W. W. Birge, president and P. C. Plelstlcker vice-president. Tho other officers were re-elected from last year.The directors elected Tues day aro James Shoup of Sutherland, O. P. Messier of Myrtle, J. C. Wilson of Hlnmon and W. W. Crossgrove of Farnam., They were, el acted from different corners of tho county so that the entire CD.unty would be repre sented. The Lincoln county agricultural so ciety was organized in 1884. It was kept" going for a number of years when it was flnnllyjflropped to be re organized in 1913. At the close of the fair last fall it paid all its obligations, including premiums and other expen ses, and still had ivsmall balance in the treasury. TJtip. exhibit at tho last fair was tho best ever held and an excellent exhibit was" selected to take to tho state fair wherp Lincoln county won sixty-five dollars In prizes. This Is tho first money ever won by Lin coln county at tho s'tato fair. The plans for the 1915 fair are much moro elaborate than&ever. before and with a good year the'"Mr will be ho best ever held. . Ars Nebraska Fanners Decline to Sell' .Horses for War "No horses for the European war," is tho slogan of the farmers of Jeffer son county. The farmers are refus ing to sell their horses' to 'contractors who aro selling for Che warring pow ers of Europe."" .'. Many of tho farmers liave expressed themselves as -decidedly opposed to selling heir faithful, animals to be shinned to Eurone tobo cut to nieces by shells and bayonets Thoy believe sucn acts are .inhuman ana un-jnris tian. "Let the war-crazed Europeans fight their own battles," say the farmors. "None of us need monoy so badly that wo must let tho Europeans have our UUIIltl U UlVfcJ IU UU 4DtU CVO lUiClO for artillerymen and riflemen." Tho attitude of tho farmers was brought out strongly recently when Bud White, a Topeka, Mtan., horse buyer, advert'sed extensively for hor ses and mares for cavalry and artil lery purposes that should range from five to ten yeas In age, weighing from 1050 to 1500 pounds and were to be fat and sound. The buyer announced that ho would bo at tho Falrbury, Neb., livery barn rain or shine and would buy and not invoice He did not have a clmnco to do either, for no horses showed up for snlo nt tho barn and ho left without making any purchases. k Concert jit Elks' jjioine. Bestolfi's "Multura Jn Pnrvo" or chestra, which played Wednesday evening at tho Koltlntheatre.'gave an informal concertjfSl'tho B. P. O. E. homo Tuesday vening which was nmch enjoyed Uy those present. Prof. Bfeetolll plays t&a harp-guitar and has ..xvjth him, SignovEnrlco Turraani, a oujig musier ouutqmouu. rneir cun- ' iiertfyc onsisted fefifbBeratlc selections of hich tho besttyvas j'.El JMlserero" -from "II TravatoroWn which tho vlo- ." Jin took tho . part ofXYManrlco and . jilayed fromjjHJQj,parkneos In an ad- Joining roomSTTho' concert was given in tho banquet room and was at tended by "about twenty men. The , mqn did ngtjirn out well as so fow of tliem knowjlt. Following tho con- ,cert"tho hat was passed around and tho men all contributed. Tho lecture-courso for tho year 1915 for tho. nursos' training school at tho Good Samaritan hospital has been .outlined and tho nurses wero given their first lecturo Monday evening. Highest prices paid for stoves and second-hand furnlturpv'F. II. Wood west Fifth street. 88tf City Council Meets. At tho mooting of tho city council Tuesday evening several matters ,of lmportanco woro taken up. Special Auditor A. B. Hoagland submitted his report of auditing tho books of tho water commissioner and tho report was accepted and placed on file. A summary of tho rcnort was ordered i published In tho local papers. i no monthly reports of tho city clerk, tho city treasurer and tho po lice magistrate woro submitted and ac cepted. The bond of I. L. Mlltonbergor. for pollco mnglsrato was approved and ho was given his permission to tnko over tho offlco at the specified time. Tho regular monthly bills wore also allolwed, Oscar' J. Sandall and Raymond Tigho were both granted! firemen's certificates for continuous scrvico to tho city for a period of flvo years. Both men Joined in October, 1909, and have sorved contlnouslyi since that tlmo to tho dato of tho granting of tho certificates. Following the mecetlng tho coun cil discussed to some length tho dis position of tho bums who are making life miserable for residents of the city with their drunkencss. No definite action was taken but the nvmbers present expressed tho opinion that they should be refused liquor and sent out of town as soon as possible. This matter will bo taken up later If It is deemed necessary. NOTICE Wo will appreciate settlement of all accounts due ns during (ho month of January, 1915. All knowing themsel ves Indebted will please call and make settlement. SCHILLER & Co. Rexnll Drug Store Nyal Drug Store. Debntlng Club Will Give Program. Tho nowlyo organized debating so ciety of the lilirh Hflinnl will nroRont a program this evening at tho high scnooi Duuuing which promises to bo one of interest. This organization was only recently formed and this will bo the first debate. The question of debate will lie: "TtesnlvfMl; Tlint. convicts should be productively em ployed, oven though they must come into competition with the outside markfitH." T.nnlfi KaIIv nml WnMinrlnn Johnson will represent the afilrmatlvo anu murston woouhurst anu Dorothy Hlnman the negative. A good pro gram of music and reading numbers will also be given. The Zenda dancing clurt) held a well-attended dancing party Tuesday evening at the Masonic hall and all present reported a pleasant evening. Music was furnished by Crowe's or chestra. The Mutual Building & Loan Associ ation of North Platto has plenty of money on hand to closo loans prompt ly. Borrowers In this association make a saving on tho repayment of their loans equal to $250.00 to $350.00 on a thousand over any competing building and loan association. 99-9 County Jail Is Full. The Ice gang received their first pay tho first of the woek and since that time lifo has been made miserable for the officers. Eight men wero arrested Monday evening for drunkeness and wero put In tho county Jail and a number wero arrested Tuesday even ing. Several others got away and hid themselves. Tho men seem to take arrest quite good naturedly after tho officers succeed In running them down. They make music around tho county Jail at all hours. They are kept In the corridors and given bunks on cement floor. The other Inhabitants which accompany them aro not wel comed at the Jail as they stay on the blankets as well as on the persons of the prisoners. Officers Take Scuts. Two county officers and one city of ficer took their respective places for mally yesterday and nro now duly In stalled In office. They are Geo. E. French, county judge; Miss Alleen Gantt, county superintendent; and I. L. Mlltonberger, police magistrate. Judge Grant finished up tho work yesterday and vacated the office, tuni ng tho keys over to Mr. French. Miss Cox finished her work a day early and went to; Brady wherei she Is teaching lri the schools. Judge Major Walker and Mr Mlltonberger wero checking up tho books yesterday pre paratory to making tho change. Mr. Mlltonberger will contlnuo to keep his office on tho North SIdo for tho pres ent but expects soon to move nearer town In a building now occupied by another party Hog Breeders Wo have again a number of choice and Immune boars of both breeds largo enough for strong scrvlce.welgh ing from 125 to 300 lbs. You may have your choice for $20.00 during tho next threo weeks. Wo also have a num ber of Red Polled bull calves and Barred Plymouth Rock cockerels for sale. If you wish to see tho stock, take tho local to Markel, which Is on our farm four miles west of Lexington. J. O. ANDERSON nnd II. HENRY, 99-C Lexington, Neb. Wo hereby certify that on tho first day of January, 1915, thero was no Indebtedness of Tho Union Stockyards Company, Limited, of North Platte, Nebraska. JOHN BURKE, President and Manager. W. W. BURKE, Scc'y and Treas. Rare Bargain In Piano. Have on hand at North Platto a high grade piano, which will bo sold tre mendously cheap on payments to a responsible party. Wrlto tho Denver Music Company nt Denver, Colo, for particulars. 98-4 For Trado I havo a nine room resldenco with quarter block of ground well located In first class condition, located In Kearnoy, Nebraska. I will trado for cheap grazing land tributary to North Platto, Prefer to deal with own er. This place will bear tho closest in spection. C. II. LEDBETTER, 99tf Kearney, Neb. A Woman's Wit By EDITH V. ROSS It was on a bright morning in De cember that Mrs. Garland decided to send her little boy to tho sldowalk to get tlic fresh air. She put on his over cent and his toque and bis gloves and took him out on to the stoop. Then, giving him n kiss, she told him to mil about for awhile. Jimmle was six years old, nnd his mother, who was a self reliant womnn. had discharged his nurse. Jimmle did nut return, and his moth er went out to look for him. He was not on the stoop or on the sidewalk. Indeed, hu was not In sight. Uls moth er walked hurriedly up nnd down tho street, expecting every moment to catch sight of him, but she did not Finally she asked some children play ing near by, nnd they told her tlint they had seen a little boy describing Jimmle go off with a man. Then Mrs. Gnrland know that her boy had been kidnaped. By a strong effort of the will she kept her hend and questioned the children closely ns to the appearance of the man. They described a small, poorly dressed per son, his trousers patched und bis el bows In rags. His hair was what they called brown. This Is nil they could remember. Mrs. Garland, though In agony nbout her boy, being nn unusually self con tained woman, very soon brought her self Into a condition to think what she should do. When a child is kidnaped it Is usually for money. Tho parent Is Informed of the fact nnd negotiations opened for payment Mrs. Gnrland, who wns u widow, made up her mind to await the kidnaper's demand before taking any action. And yet ono can never bo certain when n child has disappeared that he will ever be henrd from. Thero are many disappearances that remain for ever mysteries. It Is therefore tho more remarkable that this mother should have contained herself and act ed In a way that would afford the greatest number of chances for getting her boy safely back. Sho reasoned that If tho boy's loss were published In the newspapers tho kidnaper would read It and, taking fright, might remove her boy to n distance If no notice were taken of the matter tie would write. On the third day after the kldnaplug the postman hnuded in a letter which us mm) 1 1 us Mrs. Garland looked at It she knew wns the one expected. It wns addressed simply to the street and number nnd written In English ns an Italian would write English. The kid naper demanded $5,000 for the return of the child: - Au Italian name was signed, the writer stating that a reply could be sent to the general delivery at the postofllcc, but whoever called for It would tenve nothing to do with the case. Mrs. Garland determined, if possible, to win the confidence of the kldnnpcr. So she replied that her only wish wns to recover her child. Sho could raise but $3,000, which she would bo glad to glvo if the person would Instruct her whero to make tho delivery. She also said that she had not reported her loss to the police and had no Intention of doing so. She preferred to pay and recover her boy. Tho kidnaper wrote thnt ho would accept the $3,000. On n certain avenue between two streets was a vacant lot At or near 11 o'clock on a certain night Mrs. Garland was to leave the money In n cracker box sho would find In a corner farthest from tho street Within two days after tho receipt of tho money tho boy would bo placed on the street near his homo. Mrs. Garland wrote back that tho conditions were accepted, except that her boy was to bo returned within twelve hours after the depositing of tho funds. A letter came agreeing to this stipulation. Now, ou this Inst letter Mrs. Gar land noticed u Btnmp that had evident ly been plnced on another envelope and removed. Tho stamp was soiled, Indicating thnt somo ono with dirty hands had endeavored to mnko It stick. Mrs. Garland took up a magnifying glass and discovered thumb marks. Thus far no notlco of tho kidnaping hnd appeared in ony newspaper, and tho police were Ignorant of Mrs. Gar land's loss. On tho appointed night she went to the vacant lot nnd de posited bills to tho nmouut of $3,000. Tho next morning ut dawn thero was a sharp ring at tho doorbell. Mrs. Gnrland ran downstairs nnd opened tho door, und thero stood Jimmle. He said ho had been left there by n girl. Having got her child buck safe and well, Mrs. Garland went to tho office of the pollco nnd informed them of tho case, stating thnt sho hnd obtained from United Suites treasury officers $3,000 in captured counterfeit ten and twenty dollar bills. Since they hnd been paid to an Ignorant Italian he would not likely know that they were counterfeit and he might bo caught trying to pass them. Instructions bear lug on the ense wero sent out and a girl was spotted offering ono of the bills. She wns followed to a squalid room in a tenement building, and ev ery ono found there was orrcstcd. All but a few of the counterfeit bills wero taken, nnd n man arrested was found to bo the kldnnpcr. Tho chil dren who had seen him take Jimmle nway were not able to state positively thnt ho wns tho person they had seen committing the act but his thumb marks corresponded with those on tho stamp of tho letter sent Mrs. Gnrlnnd, and ho received a long prison term. vnio ui uiu viuumuuu in came. i When tho chief surgeon of nn army Is making arrangements for tho collec tion of wounded during an impending battle ho always bears in mind the fact thnt men will be wounded In dlf fcrcnt numbers nt different ranges nnd. of course, he sees that the most effi cient nmbulnucc service is given where the losses nro heaviest To nld him In making arrangements, ho knows rough ly what tho losses In these various "zones," as they are culled, will work out at At a range of 1,000 yards he knows that about 20 per cent of tho men en gaged will be wounded, while between 1,000 und -100 ynrds ns high n percent nge as 00 nro liable to bo disabled. Only a comparatively small number of the soldiers who tnke part In the Inst "grand, glorious rush" nre wounded, however. Ill per cent being tho propor tion, while houiowhcru about the same percentage of men are wounded during the pursuit f a retreating nrmy. Lon don Tit-Bits A Short Lived Race. The average duration of life Is short er in New Guinea than In nuy other country, possibly owing to tho peculiar diet affected by tho natives, who de vour with gusto the larvao of beetles, dug out of decayed tree trunks, and hnbltunlly drink sea water when near the coast "The people die off at about forty." we are told in Mr. A. E. Prntt's "Two Years Among the New Guinea Cannibals." "We suw one very old man, who may have been about sixty years of age tho only example of longevity that we came across. Ho was bent almost double nnd hnd a long, white beard. His fellow tribes men regarded him as a great curiosity, nnd brought him to sec us. Despite tho decrepitude of his body, how ever, there wns no trace of senility. His senses were unimpaired, and tho poor old crenturo showed great grati tude for n gift of tobacco." Tho Chimora. The chimera was u fnbulous monster with a lion's nnd a gont's head, a ser pent's tall and a goat's middle, which Inhabited the dreadful mountain of Lycln, In Greece, and defended Itself ngnlnst attack by vomiting (lames of tire. It wns nt Inst conquered by Bel lcrophon, the god of war, who mounted It on the famous horse Pegnsus. The strange combination of the form of the chimera was evolved from tho fact that tho terrible Lycln was partly a; burning mountain, with hero nnd there n desolate wilderness, tho resort of lions, nnd occasionally a, fow fertile spots where gouts did congregnto, while nt the foot of tho groat hill waB a swamp Infested with snakes. From this curious erention of suporstltiou sprung the origin of the word "chl uiern." In designation of an Idle fancy or n foolish creation of the brain. Naval Stores. '.Answering tho question, ("What' is tho derivation of the tofm"naVal stores (applied to rosin, turpentine, etc.) nnd why nro they so cnllcd?" tho New York Sun says: "It seems odd that tho chungo from tho stately frigates of our navy to mere machinery proves so long estab lished that tho meaning of naval stores Is perishing. When fleets maneuvered under canvas tho prlmo stores of tho navy were tar, pitch nnd turpentine, famous products of North Carolina, therefore in all propriety naval stores. Tho modern fighting ship has no rig ging to bo tarred down and needs no tar. nor decks aro calked with a pnoumatlc riveter nnd need no pitch, hot or cold, no rantter what may bo to pay. But tho namo outlasts the use." That Ruffled Air. The Judge mado, Jokes, tho witnesses looked weary, tho counsel declaimed and cross examined, the twelvo good men and true twiddled their thumbs, nnd tho usher ushed whenever neces sary. Altogether it was a model court "Now, ma'am," cried tho cross ex amining K. C, "wns tho defendant's air when, ns you ullcge, ho promised to marry you perfectly serious or was it on tho contrary. Jocular nnd full of levity?" "It was all ruffled," replied tho plain tiff, "with Mm runnln' Ms nnds through it"-London Mail. Odor of Iodoform. 'Tho odor of Iodoform can bo removed from tho hands by wetting them, tak ing n pinch of dry mustard, rubbing It well In nnd washing it off with soap and water. In tho samo way tho odor of iodoform may be removed from utensils thnt havo contained It only In tills enso tho mustard should be mado Into a pasto, spread upon them and loft for two or threo hours. Evading Responsibilities. "I promised that girl never to smoke if she would mnrry me," said the dis cou raged looking man. "What did sho say?" "Sho remarked that sho did not caro to bo utilized as an excuse for any per. sonnl economies 1 might contemplnto." -Washington Star. Told You 8o. "It's the unexpected that nlways hap pens." "Oh, I don't know! Somebody al ways claims to havo predicted It" Louisville Courier-Journal. Quick Turn. "Jlggs Is quito a magician." "So?" "Yep. 1 Just sitw him turn his mo tor into a lamppost" Buffalo Express. Let the gulled fool the toll of wiu pursue, where bleed the mnny to en itch the few. Shenstone. An Episode of theCrescentCity By W1LLARD BLAKEMAN It wus about 1850 that Art dd Dal maltre, a cotton factor of New Or leans, went to New York on business. In tho ofllco of a cotton broker in New York was a boy named Alee Tra cy, whose health was very delli-nt' Indeed, the doctors hnd given lilin Inn n short time to live. Tracy, who wns but fifteen years old, was assigned to Diilmallre to perform certain clerical duties nnd carry message during the hitter's stay In New York. Dalumltre was one of those men generous, sensi tive to their honor, thnt were typical of the south ut that time. He took pity on the boy und. suggesting thnt a HOtit hern climate und n change of scene might restore him to health, offered to take him to New Orleans nnd give hltu a position in his otllce there. Dulmnltro was a bachelor about forty years old and soon nftcr his return from New York married n womnn hnir his nge. celebrated for her beauty Guy society Is usually encumbered with men who consider women n legit Imate prey, though the standard ot honor In tills respect Is doubtless high er than it wns. A sctou of n noble French bouse, Albert Durlcr, whose father hnd left Franco during tho revo lution to escape the guillotine, was at that time prominent socially In Now Orleans nnd became devoted to Mmc. Dalmaltrc. It wns not long before bis attentions were the subject of remnrk Dalmaltrc was not himself socially inclined, nnd his wifo went about n good deal without him. For this rea son ho did not observe Durlcr bolng so much with his wife, nnd thero wns no ono to caution him except Tracy. The young northerner wns conscious of the fact that he owed bis lifo to his bene factor and Idolized him. When, there fore, ho noticed thnt Dnlmaltro needed a friend to warn him of tho danger In which his wife wns being placed hu considered how ho could do bo with the least dnmage to nil concerned. Rut the more he thought about It the more clearly be saw the (Utllctiltlo In the wny. Not a word could bo spo Icon without bringing on n rupture m Dalmnltre's domestic relntlons. Tracy believed that tho wife was Innocent, but Imprudent; that sho needed to be cautioned, possibly to be withdrawn from the Influence of her ndmlrer. This plan, too, he cast nslde. Finally ho determined to settle tho matter with Durlcr. but In such n wny that It would not appear to pertain In nny wny to the lady. Meeting Durlcr ut n ball, Trney, while both were dnnclng. Durlcr with Mine. Dalmaltrc, purposely shoved blm. "Surfer cast rin lrrltnted;Klnnc(J.nt htm. but paid no further nttentlon to the matter. Tracy guided his partner again near Durlcr and brought nbout another collision. This time bo scowl ed at Durlcr. as If to accuse him or being nt fault In tho matter. Ab soon ns tho music stopped the two men went to nnothor room, when' each accused the other of purposely running ngniust him In the dance. Tra cy was coolly nbuslve. tantalizing his enemy into n passion. Finally tho Int tor nt a contemptuous remark of Tra cy's turned on his heels with the words "You shall hear from mo" and. seeking n friend, sent a challenge by him. Tho eplsodo was witnessed by several persons, who gavo tho cnuse is It appeared on tho surface. Dueling at that tlmo was tho ac knowledged method nmong gentlemen, especially In the south, of settling dis putes, nnd there was n grovo not far from the Crescent City whero tho duels took place. It was arranged thnt nt sunrise tho next morning tho parties should meet at this grove and settle nt tho pistol's mouth which of tho two men hnd Joggled tho other In the dnnce, Whether Durler suspected the real cause did not nppenr. But there wus ono person who saw through Tracy's net mid bad learned the consequences shortly after the words thnt passed between tho two men. Trncy was living in bncholor rooms at the time, and ho hnd scarcely got homo from tho ball when who should appear but Mmc. Dalmaltrc. "This nffnlr between you and Mr Durlet must not take place. Why did you not make your demands on mo In stead of picking this qunrrel with him?" "1 do not understand you, madame. ' She looked at him keenly for n time, then said. "Whnt do you wish me to do?" "Nothing." "My eyes havo been opened. 1 assure you 1 am perfectly Innocent. 1 will agree never to receive your enemy ngaln. Apologize to him nnd end tho matter between you and hlra." "Aro you nwnre thnt such a course would cnuso me to bo cut by every friend I linve?" "Oh, lieu veiis!" "You fear that the real cause of the quarrel will be learned by the world." "1 do " "Very well. I will send nn npology to Durler nt once. She welzod his mind and kissed It. then, turning, left him. The next day Trucy told his bene factor that lie had determined to re turn to New York. Dalmaltrc endeav ored to dissuade blm, hut without ef fect Ho departed soon nftcr the epi sode to escnpe the contempt of the entlro social sot of New Orleans. Mine. Dnlmnltro gave up many of her social ties and devoted herself to her bus-bnud. Latin Names Needed. Whnt Is called a cruller In Mew York Is cnllcd a doughnut In Boston, and what la called a cruller In Boston la called a doughnut In Now York. And so on through tho list Thero Is no more certainty or fixity nbout tho pop ular names of dishes than there Is nbout the populnr names of flowers nnd birds. At least thirty different flowers are known by tho name of "mayflowcr" In the United States. Tho mnyflower of Now Englnnd is tho ar butus of New York nnd tho wax myr tle of tho south. To obtain certainty In such matters It Is necessary to havo a scientific classification und a Latin name. When you speak to n botanical gent nbout u "mayflowcr" ho knows not what you mean, but If you refer to the Eplgaoa repens ho knows exactly what you nro talking about Conse quently wo shall nover havo nny cer tainty nbout what a dish Is until wo have n regular scientific classification, with Latin names, for all dishes. In thnt caso tho "botanical name" of Ver mont linsty pudding would bo some thing like mushlus cornmcnlcnsls nnd no chance for controversy. Now York Mnll. A Long Way to tho Othor One. Count Knrolyl, nccordlng to tho Yob slscho Zeltung. returning to his castle In Hungary, met one of his old serv ants who had Just been sent back wounded from tho war. "My good man, I hear you fought bo valiantly nt tho front" sold tho count "I would like to glvo you Bomo roward. What shall It bo?" Tho old servant replied: "Well, If you Insist upon it sir. Just give mo enough kroucn coins to reach from ono car to the other." "That Becms to bo n very llttlo re gard," replied tho count smiling at the odd reqest "It's enough for me, Blr," nnswcreL the servant modestly. Ab tho count was beginning to com ply with tho Btrnngo request ho no ticed tlint tho servant had only ono ear nnd remarked upon tho fact "Yes. sir. I left the other car on the battlefield at Sbalmtz," answered tho modest mnu. Fire Averages. Following Is nn extract from nn nr tlclo In Farm nnd Fireside on prevent ing nnd fighting tires: Fires hi our homes nro so frequent that the Insurance companies toll us thnt wo have about ono chnnco In sixty of being burnt out somo tlmo In tho couiTo of n lifetime. But In tho BOtue breath they tell us that moro than half tho fires could be prevented If people understood the commonest cnusos of them nnd knew Just Whnt to do when n fire starts. Smokers nro responsible for thousands of fires, and rats and mice cnuse many others by nlbbllug ut sul plmr tipped mntches. Fires which Btart In closets nre often caused by matches being left In clothes or by oily cloths which nave bceu stored away. Many of the floor polishing mixtures contain highly explosive oils", nnd'spontaheous combustion may start from n nest of these denning cloths if placed In a closet near the chimney. Pigs' Feet In tho Pit. Salaries at the early New York thca. tera were extremely small. But if tho salaries were small so were the prices of admission. Ono shilling, 12$ cents, let you into tho gallery or tho pit and if you didn't have tho shilling tho raer cennry management forced you to pay 13 cents. So the boys got tho habit of changing their money nt n flshwomnn's on the corner, who for IB cents .oblig ingly gave them a shilling nnd a pig's foot They handed in the shilling at tho door nnd during the course of tho evening presented the well picked bono to the management by wny of some unfortunate In the pit or on the stage. An Easier Method. Not Handsome but Wealthy Bride (asking the question for tho hundredth tlmo op thereabouts) Are you sure, perfectly sure, dear Albert that you married me for myself alone, aud not for my money? Dear Albert (who Is getting spmewlint weary of answering the same old chestnut) Of course I am! If It had been only your money 1 wnnted I would have tried burglary or somo easier way of getting It Mean Answer. "Fred, denr, why are somo women called Amazons?" "Well, my denr, you remember our geographies told us thnt the Amazon has tho largest mouth" Rut she went out nnd slammed the door before he could say any more. Broad Hint. Henry My, my, how you've grown since I've been calling on your sister Mac. Johnnie Sure. Sis says she guesses I'll be a voter before you git around to propose. Boston Record. Light Reading. Uooklover nave you something for light reading? Libra rlnn Yes, ma'am Hero's tho gas company's annual re portBuffalo Express. A Warning. Today tho boy who Is sasslng mother will grow up and mnrry a woman who will not stand for nny pert talk. New Orleans States. Layers. Knlcker Of what is society compos ed? Bocker The under dog, tho mid. dleman and tho man higher up. New York Sun. Duty Is the only tabernacle within which a man can always ranke his home on the transfiguration mountain. -Phillips Brooks i.i 1 H I 3