THE SEMLWEEKLY TRIBUNE. NORTH PLATTE, NEBRASKA. C WMCHESTEM. WJJ (, siiuoturs 1 Ask ,,. can make 0' V l.ind oulsorv in Canada but there is a great 3$ MJiN E7f 'U 'Ml ft-T. " VM II 11 VM&ifKr , MIMi young men who have volunteered for service. The climate is healthful and agreeable, railway facilities excellent, good schools and churches convenient Write for literature and particulars as to reduced railway rates to Superintendent Immigration, Ottawa, Canada, or to W.V. Bcnnott, 220 17th St., Room 4, Bee Building, Omaha, Nebr. Canadian Government Agent MADE THE VICTORY CERTAIN Gunner's Announcement Naturally Brought Joy to the Heart of Artillery Captain. r With a ringing cheer the enemy ad vanced to attack the intrenchments. "Firo!" hoarsely shouted the artil lery captain, and tho roar of tho guns responded, but without checking tho Bteady advance of tho enemy. Ono pleco remained undischarged. "Why don't you lire?" demanded tho captain. "I I don't know If It's loaded," re sponded tho gunner. A gleam of joy lit up the stern fea tures of the oommander. "Then victory Is ours-!" ho shouted. "Fire It and let's llnd out!" The. discharge mowed down tho ad vancing column and the assault was repelled. 'TwaB over thus. A Substitute River. Ono of tho perplexing problems en countered by coaches of tho various "varsity" racing shell crews, that of providing better means for winter training than Is offered by tho ordi nary rowing machine, has been met satisfactorily at Syracuse university through tho Installation of an indoor rowing tank, provided with mechani cal means for simulating tho passage of tho boat through tho water. This provides what might almost bo called actual rowing, besides keeping tho men In condition. Popular Mechanics Magazine. Every man may have his price, but It Is generally about three times moro than ho Is worth. Tho worst thing about tho dead beat Is that ho is so very mucl alive. Let Them Speak For Themselves You needn't take any body's word for the superior ity of Post Toasties Get a package from your Grocer, pour some of the crisp, sweet flakes into a dish, add cream or milk, and a sprinkle of sugar if you wish. Then be the judge of Post Toasties The Superior Corn Flakes made from the hearts of the finest Indian Corn, skilfully cooked, seasoned, rolled and toasted. Toasties are not ordinary "corn flakes," so remember when you want Superior Corn Flakes to ask your grocer for Post Toasties Smokeless Powder Shells "LEADER" and "REPEATER" The superiority of Winchester Smokeless Powder Shells 13 nnr1icjniif-r1. Amnncr tnf 11irr - .. ....... .W"fc, ..-...(,.. mey siana nrst in pop- o ulanty, records and shooting 8 j qualities. - Always use them iui: iciu or uray cmojuTimj 5 Your Dealer For Them. UC3&33C$S333S5C33S3S500SS9CCC00e ;S0 Canada is CallinVbn to her SicKWheat lands ""She extends to Americans a hearty in vitation to settle on her FREE Home stead lands of 160 acres each or secure some of the low priced lands in Mani toba, Saskatchewan and Alberta. This year wheat Is higher but Canadian land just as cheap, so the opportunity is more attractive than ever. Canada wants you to help to feed the world by tilling some of her soil land similar to that which during roiny years has averaged 20 to 45 bushels of wheat to the acre. Think what you with wheat arouna 51 a busnei ana so ensv to tret. Wonderful yields also of Oats, Barley and Flax. Mixed farming is fully as profitable an Industry as grain growing. The Government this year is asking farmers to put increased acreage into train. Military service is not com- demand for farm labor to replace the many SOMETHING USEFUL FOR XMAS fold atthn best storei -Ty-riLS-7-- - most every wucro. n I IflATvl I your di'ulnr cannot lldeaJ FotisiPea assist rm. illustrated (older on request. n"l'"' "" - I.. K. WATEUMAN COMPANY 17311roailivuy JSew-York Wadoa E. Colemnii, l'ntent Luwyer.V'miuliicton, Elates reasonable. Highest references. Heat services. TO Popular None, words and ranile tftn complete O. H.inson,MonU)r,Minn. l Nebraska Directory BUSS oS WELLMAN Live Stock Commission Merchants K5l-50 KxchiuiKe ltulldlnr, South Oiimlm All stock consigned to us Is sold by members of tho Urm, nnd all ctnploroes have, been selected and trained tot the work which they do. Trlt-bo.-tUi ut Don't Bisy Mo Repairs At enormous cost and big dealer's commissions. Ws weld aluminum crank cases, cracked cylinders, and all metal parts Ford crank cases permanently repaired $2 75. Spark plucs for Ford 50a each; other sizes 55c each. Inside blow-out patches 25c each, Casinc blow-outs Vulcanized $ 1 50 to $3 each. Tube repairs 10c each. TAYLOR MA CHINE SHOPS, Fuller-ton, Neb. (Save this address. We can save you money.) Domestic Menace. On matters of femlnlno dress wo sel dom venturo to express an opinion un less It be occasionally a word in de fenso of that liberalism which permits a woman to consider her freedom and comfort as well as her appearance. But we aro prompted now to utter protest against tho progress of Amer ican fashion designers, who, with a free field for the first time in history, can think of nothing bettor than to mimic tho military uniforms of Eu rope. Is it not enough thaUwo should havo tho horrors of the war thrust upon us by tho news, filling our Imaginations, coloring our dreams? Is it not enough that there should be signs of a military epidemic in all our magazines, articles on strategy, stories of lighting and bloodshed? Must wo havo tho world's niglitmaro intensified by tho very clothes tho women wear? Chicago Post. Hie "Name." A young spark, notorious for hiB con ceit, was boasting in the prcaonco of several gentlemen about tho conquests which he had gained over tho female heart. "Look," said ho, "here's a handsome present I had from my last iiiamo ruta," at tho samo tlmo handing round a beautiful cigar-case. All admired tho article, which had an Indorsement of Its quality stamped upon it. "Very nice gift," remarked ono of tho company. "I porcolvo your lady lovo oven had your namo put on tho case." "Well, that's queer," answered tho boaster. "I nover noticed It." "Look again," rejoined tho candid one. "Tho case Is distinctly marked 'Real calf.'" Not to Be Thought Of. "Now let us put our head together and seo if we can't nrrango matters." "Put our heads together? That would hardly do, Maude. Your green wig and my purple hair won't harmon ize." Conscience. Maid (knocking In tho morning) Madame, I'vo forgotten whether you wanted to bo waked at seven or eight. "What tlmo is it now?" "Eight." Luatigo Blatter. Any man might conquer tho world if ho had half as much persovcranco as a female book agent. M?K1 ICflLr Your ilti'uWH (in- the wcultli of jour uplrlt. tho Kiml, The MphI yiju Ioiik to uttnin. Tliu radiant Ih1oii that Klmlilpns your soul, The hope that lllumlnos tlu jours us they toll. Ami 1-olw tin-in of miriow imil p.tln. THE DAINTY HOME TABLE. There Is no housewife who does not prldo horsolf on her household linen. Especially proud Is vm. she of lino tablo i" lltimi Sliimllcltv nf Bk I? fcrt decoration and up- TS n,ul lh0 rpal p,uiia- aagfeyuOJ ure of cntertalnlnK need not bo swal lowed by tho anxious preparation so common in days passed. Many a woman hi her effort to hold her repu tation as :i cook, ovei loads her tablo. Today such a display is out of tnstc. If one cannot afford to use nlco linen all the time she may surely havo one sot to use when entertaining. Tho bare table Is now so commonly used with pretty dollies that most w onion hall the custom as a most economical one. For a simple luncheon tho .lapaneso sets, which make no pretense of being anything hut cotton, hut which have pretty designs in artistic colorings, are well liked and are cheap in prico. Flowers for the table always add a restful look and may bo the simplest little plant or it most pretentious hot house bouquet. A very pretty fern like plant may be grown at home by planting a few seeds of, tho grapefruit In a small pot. The glossy leaves look like a rare plant. When caiidlosv are used, ono may havo the glass candlesticks, which aro very inexpensive, nnd the shades may ho made at homo of the color desired. Candle light Is much softer and pret tier when coming through dainty shades than any other light. Even for small companies, the salad and dessert course is much daintier and may be served much more effect ively as o decoration if served indi vidually. The stemmed glasses make a most dainty receptacle to serve both des serts and cocktails, while the handled cups of glass can be used either for punch or sherbet. Whatever service is used, it may bo dainty, if chenp. In this age it Is not the most money which buys tho pret Mest things. Simple designs in tho lishes used, as well as In cutlery untl inen, is the sign of good taste. It Ii sadly iitnlss never to pereelxi how much si. ishlne Kllds our mortal duy until that brightness Is dimin ished. Christina Hossettl. Disappointment should always bo ta ken us a stimulant, nnd never viewed as it dlttcouruKduont. THE TIN CAN DINNER. Time was when the old-fashioned housekeeper looked askance upon A. llx fl nfMftts4 a .Unit t1 J or worse, a meal, from $i; t a tin can. This ureju- fT LSV..T illen Ih r-rnilniillv lin- iM coming removod, for wo jiaj" y iiuu uiai many ot our jRi-Xlx foods arc well tinned Q'i and at a saving of en ergy, money and the most Important of all, tho time we may uso for better 'things. Never leavo the contents of a can after it has been opened, hut put Into a bowl or dish und set away in a cool place. Many of the vegetables are 'improved by pouring out and air ing for a time before cooking. Through canned goods tho house. wife of toduj may call upon the mar kets of the world. Novelties In foin and combination aro appearing each month on the n rtrkel. The pineapple which in its porfect stato is preserved where it is grown and is so much su perior to any that we can prepare bought from our markets. Wo may havo chicken In Jolly, sweet poppors, chicken HverB trullled, chop stio or chili, con tarne at a moment's no tice. A warm welcome is assured to the chanco guest who drops In to a meal where the emergency sholf is well stocked with canned food. Soups of various kinds nro ulwus good. Vegetablen Hko corn may be escalloped or served in a salad and countless dishes may ho evolved Horn combinations of vegetables. Corn Scallop. Into a buttered halt ing dish put layors of corn and but tered crumbs. Pour over a cup of sweet milk and bake in a hot oven until tho crumbs, which should form tho top layor. are browned. Woman's Little Instincts. These little Instincts, such as when to run and when to stand and when to hide your oyes and when to look ovor your shoulder gonnlnato In every woman with her Jirst petticoat. -Woman's Homo Companion. Dally Thought. Thoro are throe relationships In hu man life commercial, which dopond on what you have; social, which de pend on what you do; and real, wl it Ii df')'-iU on uhut j ou ,ur W hon Ihoio uti two pnrtlos to ft ' irj;ain It U only rimsotirtble that tho imprest of both should l consulti-il. -Ollwr Twist. Tlict-i? Is noiiii vlolory Kill noil In ev fiy Kiillunt HtiiiRKh' whti'li Is mnile. SALAD ACCESSORIES. Though tho ingredients of a solad are of utmost Impoitance, the touches in the way of gar nlshlng and serv ing are equally bo T h e ingredients' should bo chosen as to their lltness of combination and the salad dressing accentuates tho Ha ver in arranging the setting of salad nothing adds to its appearance lilte crisp green nests of lettuce or cress. A most unappetizing nppearance may be given to the most tnsty combination If served carelessly on wilted leaves. Fruit suhuls nro most nttractlvo on fresh leaves of the fiult itself used, If obtainable. Nas turtium leaves if UBod Just before serv ing are also attractive .tnd tho small green seed adds to tho piquancy of a salad or salad dressing, it llnely minced. Boats made of cucumber, or cups made of apples or tomatoes, are especially good for salad receptacles Baskets made of lemon, orange ot grapefruit aro also most pleastng salad dishes. Small cantaloupes may hu lined, but are bettor served n a des sert with ico cream. Kings of stuffed olives, balls of sea soned cheeso and nuts, pimentoes cut in any fancy strips or slini ns tiny rad ishes, capers and bits of any candled fruit aro largely used as garnishlngs. A dainty blossom is often a most at tractive form of decoration. Tiny sandwiches containing chopped greon pepper aro most toothsomo with n meat salad. Stalks of asparagus are especially pretty served In a ring of red or green pepper and dressed with any desired salad dressing. It will usually bo .found that tho niciiner domestic vires proimKiito themselves to bo their own nntiiKon Ists. Selllslmess does this espeelnlly: so tlo suspicion, cunning, stealth and covetous propensities. Martin Chuz zlewlt. DESSERT SUGGESTIONS. Make a ring of broken bits of mac aroons on each serving plato, 1111 the contcr with whipped cream, sweetened and flavored and sprinkled with chopped maraschl no cherries just before serving. Ice cream may be used In place of whipped cream. Fill a half of a canned peach or pear with macaroon crumbs, cover with a custard or whipped cream, sprinkled with nuts or chopped fruit. Boil rice until tender, drain and add the pulp of an orange, somo thinly sliced banana and a fow canned cher ries, and put Into a mold. Whon roadj to servo, turn out, covor with pow dered sugar and servo with cream. Banana Ice Cream. Scald two cup fuls of milk In a double boiler and whon It Is just scnlded pour It ovei threo beaten eggs. Return to tho dou bio boiler, stirring constantly until the mixture coats tho spoon, add a dash of salt, a half cupful of sugar, and when the custard is cold a teaspoonlul ol lemon juice and threo mashed buna j uns. Frozen Plum Pudding. Scald a pint of milk and when hot pour over threo I well-beaten egg yolks, add a cupful of j sugar and cook over hot water until I the mixture coats the spoon; strain I and llnvor with molted chocolate Then fold in the stlllly-beaten whiten and one cupful of whipped cream. Pro pare the fruit to bo used, steaming the raisins and currants and adding the llnely-sliredded citron after soaking in orange Juice. Uncooked Mincemeat. Into an old fashioned crock put alternately In thin layers ono pound or fresh beef suet, flnol chopped, two pounds of seeded raisins, one pound of pitted dates, half a pound of mixed iuitmeats, one pound of currants, two pounds of "A" sugar, two pounds of sour apples, chopped half a pound each of candled ginger and citron, one grated nutmeg, on? toas)oonful of salt, the juice and lind of two lonions and oranges, two ounces of allspice, cinnamon and cloves mixed. Add a pint of elder, which Is cold but has been boiled. Stir ocea slonally for a few days. Then can At the Dentist's. I asked tills question of my daughter last night: "Did your UMlo daughter mako much fuss when tho dentist was lllllng her teeth today?" My daughter replied: "She never opened her mouth." Exchange. Quite In Accord, "Whon wo wcro married wo thoufehi our tastes wero congenial!" says she "Well." answeied he, "they arc. We. both like to argue." - Washington Star Starting the Day Wrong. There was n gloom on tho fnco of tho Now England fnrmor. "What's tho matter, Elijah?" nskod hla nearest nolghbor. "Flapjacks giv en out ovor to your hotiso?" "Worso'n that," said Elijah, "You know, 'twnsn't npplu year, and wifo says wo can't hnvo nny moro npplo plo for breakfast." "Can't you mnko out If you havo npplo plo noon nnd night?" "I can, becniiBo l'vo got to," said Elijah, "but, I toll you, It upsets me, starting In tho day wrong Hko that." Tne Tip. "Study a child's character," said Henry Ford In Washington. "Note his proclivities. Then chooso n trado or a profession for him accordingly. "I sent a llttlo hoy out tho other day with n quarter to mako a small pur chase fdr me. On his return ho told mo tho nrticlo I desired was out of stock, and handed buck my quarter in the form of two dimes and a nickel It may bo as difficult for some rich men to enter tho kingdom of heaven as it is for them to keep out ot jail. 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In tablet or liquid form Dr. Pierce's GoBden .VSedicaB Discovery helps weak stomachs to stronrj, healthy action helps them to digest the food that makes the good, rich, red blood which nourishes the entire body. Thi3 vcRct-'blc remedy, to a preat extent, puts tho liver into activity oils tho machinery of the human systin so that those who spend their working hours at the desk, behind tho counter, r in tho home aro rejuvenated into vigorous health, Una brought relief to many thousands every year for over forty years. It can relievo you nnd doubtless restore to you your former health and strength. At least you owe It to yourself to eivu It a trial. Hold by Medlclno Dealers or send 00c for trial box of Taulota Dr. Tierce's Invalids' Uolel&Surclcal Institute, Uuiralo.N.Y. Yeu can havo Dr. Pierct's 'Common Sonso Medical Adviser ot 1008 Pages for 31o. raiEftma. Opportune, Tlin Optimist (who lias just boon struck by n passing motor cur) "Glory bo! If thlB Isn't u pli-co o' luck! 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People aro taught In tho "Jlls of Iilfo" how to avoid tho ceaseless drain that catching cold makes upon tho vital organs. Oct It and read It nnd Judge for yourselves of Us value and practicability. It Is Issued by the Pcruna Co., of Columbus, Ohio.- W. N. U., OMAHA, NO. 4-1914. Por Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature In Use For Over Thirty Years TR ORNTAUR OOMPANVs Nl YORK OITY Pluck. Lawson DJoncs hns boon mnrrlel for a year now, and ho still loolu Imppy. Dawson BJoncs alwnya wob a goo4 loser. Red Crowi Hall Wue. much better, goi farther than liquid blue. Get from nnj croccr. Adv. It tnltos a woman to point out thj fnults of other women. Their said. A man stomnch in is dillicult or woman. Austrian Army. Adjutant Our equipment Is no good General--So much tho bottor! Whon tho HusBlans get It thuy can't uso It It Happened In Boston. "Did your husband cut his false friend with acerbity?" "No, mum, wld a razah." 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