The North Platte semi-weekly tribune. (North Platte, Neb.) 1895-1922, August 28, 1914, Image 8
II . v J... VWA -,,.,.& .. SA , V.. V." wsrcL Wa- -j .... .?" sur pirupmt rA wi,J Jr OltlBRIC BAG FOR Wrnl? CRITICAL TRADE WOCZRj y CRYSmib Tho'Stato Cliemiafc of Colorado Recently. Analyzed the Different Brands of Salt in the Denver Market and Certified: ROYAL CRYSTAL TABLE SALT 99.982 1 PURE No other Salt Equaled that Analysis. No Other Salt Can. ROYAL CRYSTAL TABLE SALT MADE IN UTAH BY INLAND CRYSTAL SALT Co. SALT LAKE CITY. No "Water" in Bell Telephone Stock Even the most radical enemies of "big busi ness" admit that there is no "water" in Bell Telephone stock. The Bell organization last year paid less than a 6 dividend on actual physical valuation of the property. In a recent speech in New York, Congressman Lewis, of Maryland, in advocating government ownership of telephones, said: "Bo it said for tho Bell System, that it is the one great corporation in our country that has not issued tons of counterfeit capital. 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A i How a Nation Was Made By DONALD CHAMBERL!N "Count." snltl King Victor Kiiiiiiiiti ucl at n tlinu when both wore (iliiylnn a dlplutiintlc Knrno lo keep tho Kuro pnnn powers from Htnndlng In their wny of nffectlng tho unity of Itnly. "on whom enn you rely to befriend usV" "No one." wns tho laconic reply. "In (lint '-nse we shnll have to fight tlicm nil. which menus we nhnll not sweoed In our purpose." 'I lime but one object, your majesty, In what 1 nm doing now. I wl.h to uiiipcl the emperor of France to de jtle In our favor. He Is the only hov .reign who wavera us to whnt is his In torcxt lie Is supposed to hnvo been eli'i-t'd by the people, nnd (he cause of the i enpli. ngninst those who rule by 1 Ine right Is growing stronger every dn In hnlf a century It will be the main question of the day. .Ours Is the cause of the oppressed against opprcs pors Therefore It Is the cause for vhl li the Napoleonic dynasty stands. On the "(her side the emperor of Prance cannot Ignore his Interests on the side of the church. If I enn get a lever by which I may pry him over to our side wo win. Ho Is too powerful for any of the other powers to oppose." "But how get such a lever?" "Dues your majesty remember tho Princess PaollnlV" "The woman who turned the bends of all the men In the capltnl last win ter and caused three duels?" "The same. She Is enthusiastic for Italian unity. She came to me to asl; how she could servo her country. At the time I wns wishing for that lever I have mentioned. I told her to go to Paris, worm herself into the confidence of some one close to the emperor and. If possible, possess herself of n stiito secret thnt Napoleon would not have "uiown Ho hates our main enemy, Austria, and. whatsoever nctlon he takes with us, will In the end play her false If we can get some written evidence as to what he Intends for the power that deserted the husbnnd of Mnrle Louise to Join the allies we enn restore It to lilm In exchange for Ills good will In our present necessities." In n chateau near Paris the Princess Pnollnl wns sitting In an ensy chnlr, while Kmlle Levolsler snt near. Le volsler wns the Kmperor Napoleon's private secretary. "I dnre say," remarked the princess, "thnt the emperor reposes grent fnlth In one who must necossnrlly know his secrets." "I nm a locked safe," was the reply. "Iron safe locks may be picked," pursued the princess, "by those pos sessing ineclinnlcnl skill. Were I the repository of state papers of great im portance I should keep them on rw person." "That's exactly where" He stopped short. lie did not sus pect this woman of having nny Inter est in his documents, but It wa'J not the part of one in Ills position lo tell any one where he kept his Important papers, nut his mind was rather on the woman thnn on his documents, for 6ho hnd enthralled htm. Presently she said she fell faint and would like a glass of wine. lie cnlled K servant, and a decanter and glasses .vere brought. He poured n glass of the wine for her, looking at her anx iously. She sipped It Innguidly and said: . "To drink alone is like kissing waxy lips. Drink with mo." Levolsler poured himself a glass of the wine and wns about to drluk when she put her hand on his. "In tho closet of my room are some biscuit that I invariably tako with wine between meals. Will you go and get ono for mo?" "I will send"- Shc looked at him as if hurt that bo would not himself do this favor for her, nnd, rising, he left the room. Ho hnd no sooner gone than she took a powder from her corsage nnd dropped it in tho glass he had left. He re turned in a few minutes with the bis cuit, and they drank together. It wns not long before Levolsler be gan to nod, and. rising, he stnggered to n lounge and lay clown. He was soon in a deep sleep, nnd the princess, searching his pockets, found a docu ment. It proved to be a memorandum of a proposition to be made to the czar of IJussIn for nn alliance against Austria with reference to disposition of certain Balkan provinces. Leaving Levolsler sleeping on the lounge, she went to her room, gathered what she needed for Immediate use and left the chateau Two days later she stood in Cavour's cabinet. "Well." ho asked anxiously, "what success?" The princess hnnded him the stolen document. Ho enst tils eyes over It rapidly, then muttered thanks that were Inaudible. "1 fear that your highness has ev erything a woman can wish for." he pnld. "and I shall not be able to re ward you." "I have dono It for Italy," was the reply. Cavour waited for advices from the Tuilerles, which came In due time. An Italian princess hnd possessed her self of a paper Important to the em peror. If the government would see thnt It was returned unused tho em peror would reciprocate. The paper wns returned nnd a request made that Nnpoleon would not Interfere with Victor Emmanuel's efforts to estobllsh Italian unity. The requeb wns granted. As Smart as His Boy. When Sir William Gilbert was twen tyseven nnd wns known to the world as n promising writer, Ills father, who was n retired naval surgeon, wrote a scnilmetnphyslcal, semlmedical book entitled "Shirley Hall Asylum." his first book Edith A. Brown, when preparing a i biography of the younger man, having heard thnt the son wns the incentive from without which spurred Into ac tion the inherent hut dormnnt literary talent of tho father, asked if such wns the fact "Yes," replied tho author of the "Bab Bn llnds" nnd the wittiest libret tos ever written. "I think the little success which had attended my hum ble efforts certainly Influenced my fa ther. "You see," ho ndded, with u suspi cion of a smile, "my fnther never hnd nn exalted idea of my ability. He thought if I could write nuybody could and forthwith ho began." A Question of Brains. At n club frequented by doctors the dlscinslou came up recently whether a person could live without a bruin. During the discourse one of the doc tors snltl: "When I wns practicing medicine In Indlnnn n remarkable case came under my supervision. A man while out hunting had leaned upon his shotgun and the weapon had gone off nc Idetitnlly, making a large wound In his head Just above the ear. The brain was laid bare and in bringing the pa t It'ii t to the hospital a handful of the gray matter leaked out. Ho wns tre panned and finally recovered, his men tal faculties apparently ns good as ever." "Your story Is interesting," inter rupted an auditor, "but it sounds to me somewhat Inconsistent" "Why so?" questioned tho narrator. "Because." answered the other doc tor, "If he had over hod u handful of brains he wouldn't hnvo leaned on the gun "National Monthly. Great Crest of tho Sierra. Mount Whitney, the highest point in the United States, Is not nn Isolated mountain peak, like Mount Shasta or Mount ICaliilcr, but is tho loftiest point in the grent California crest or enor mous saw tooth ridge of the Sierra Ne vada, Including many eminences al most as high. Mount Whitney Is 14. 501 feet above sea level. Among those of slightly lesser height are Mount Wussell. less than a mile distant, 14,100 feet; Mount Williamson. 14,38-1 feet; Mount Mulr. 14,203 feet; Mount Lang ley. 14,0 1'J feet; Mount Barnard, 14, 003 feet, and Mount Tyndnll. 14,02." feet The most distant of these is less than six miles away. By a strange freak of nature the low est point of dry land In tho United States Is less than eighty miles from the highest Tho lowest point Is In Deatli vnlley and Is 270 feet below sea level. It Is said that from this point Mount Whitney can be easily seen on a clear day. An Ignoble Use. Washington Irving In "Crayon Pa pers" says: "1 was onco at uu evening entertainment given by the Duke of Wellington at Apsley House to Wil liam IV. The duke had manifested his admiration of his great adversary. Napoleon, by having portraits of him In different parts of the house. At the bottom of tho grand stnircaso stood the colossal statue of the emperor by Canova. It was of marble In tho an tlque style, with ono arm partly ex tended, holding a figure of Victory. Over this arm the ladles In tripping upstairs to the ball had thrown their shawls. It was a singular office for the statue of Napoleon to perform In tho mansion of the Duke of Welling ton 1 Inipcrlnl Caesar, dead and turned to clay: Qualified. "This." snld the able manager, "Is n difficult part to play. The character doesn't have to speak a word during the performance, and yet ho Is on tho stnge the greater part of tho time. Do you think you can do It?" "I should think I can!" exclaimed the actor. "I'm well qualified for the part I've been mnrried for twenty years and haven't hud a chance to say a word yet" Old Love Letters. Wife 1 came across a bundle of your old love letters today. Uusband Dld you read them over? Wife Yes. Husband And what was the effect of (hat perusal? Wife I wondered which was the bigger fool you for writing them or I for marrying you after reiving tliem. ro- Reunited By Chance By F. A. MITCHCL A Hint. "Yes." said the young student thoughtfully, "when l get interested In a subject I never stop until I have em braced It thoroughly." "That's nice." was the hesitating re ply. "Do-do you think I'm nn Inter esting subject?" Wisdom of Solomon. Tho renson Solomon Is cnlled tho wisest man Is becnuso he never tried to tell each of his wives that bbo was the only woman ho ever loved. Clu clnnntl Enquirer. Both Busy, "The girl who Uuows she Is pretty mnkes n fool of herself." "And tho girl who doesn't know she Is pretty mnkes a fool of sorao man." Houston Post. The Competitors. "Is thero much competition In your ofllco?" asked Miss Skittles. "Sure!" replied the facetious Miss Skids, "Between tho mirror and tho clock "-Puck. Wo peddlers I mean ue who c'.rlvt about the country selling oik vuv nicot with some very strange ex peri ences. On one of my excursions that 1 n-i with a double twin and it ni;-vi v wagon loaded with everything a f.it'n er's wife could need I v:i looklni. about me for a place In which to :ui up for the night when I came to n house standing beside the road Hint looked inviting except for a certain loneliness there was aliont it Wc know Instinctively when a plut- Is oc cupied and when lr id ties rted. unci tho moment I looked at th 'cone i knev. thnt no ono lived thcie. Novert clcs I determined thnt if I could g t lit" it I would stay there nil nUJit 'lit' lock on (ho gateway le.idlng to tin barn had fallen, and I had no trouble In driving in my team. The barn wa ns easy of access as tho gate, and i drove beta horses nud wagon in ttndei cover. I had feed for the animals- with mo and, having fed Iheni, went lo tlu house. Looking In through n window. I .iv. furniture which seemed to be new -that Is, it hnd evidently never ium i used. Something like mold hnd si't tied upon It, Indicating that It had la en there for a long time. A serovuirlvoi from my wagon acted In place of a jimmy to raise a sash, and 1 effected nn entrance through a window. I explored the house, all of which had been evidently newly furnished Indeed, some articles had not bei u uu packed. In nn upper story I found the plastering had in part given way from water let through n roof Hint needed repair, the water having run down n wall against which stood a mantel Tho mantel had been displaced and leaned forward. Beside It on the floor I picked up a letter which, though it had been drenched, I could see Ind never been opened, and with dillleultv 1 made out the address. Tho po-st mark had boon too far damaged by wa ter to be legible. I made myself as comfortable as I could during the night and the next day drove on to the nearest postolllce. where I turned over the letter to the postmaster He rend the nddress and looking up at me. asked where I had found it. I told him, and, taking up a hand magnifying glass, ho studied the postmark for awhile, then said to him self rather than to me: "That must hnvo been the day be fore tho intended wedding. Now I re member Snm asked me to send nny letter thnt might come for him to hi new house. Andy!" A young fellow ubout eighteen came from the rear part of tho ollice. where ho hnd been stamping letters, nnd the postmaster asked him: "Can you go back far enough in memory to recall delivering n letter to Sam .loslln a day or two before the day lie was to have been married?" The young man ransacked his memo ry for nwhlle. then replied: "Yes. I can. because I didn't find Mr. .ior.lin there, nnd I didn't find nny one in the house either. I went all over it nnd llnnlly concluded thnt the front sleeping room upstairs on the mantel was the best place to leave it So I sot it up against tho wnll and left it." "Did tho mantel stand flush up against the wall?" 1 asked. "No. It was fl woodeii mantel and had warped, leaving a cracR. 1 set It up so thnt it wouldn't slip down the crack." "But it did. all tho same." I said. "I remember thnt I got caught In a terrific windstorm on my way back. Maybe it shook tho house and Hie let ter fell Into tho crack." suggested Andy. "Maybe that letter or Sam's not get ting it explains the spilt." suggested the postmaster. "What spilt?" I asked. "Why, Sam .loslln was to have mar ried Annie Springer and had built and furnished n new house. The cay of tho wedding Annie didn't appear. Sam had taken her away from Llll Ed wards, u good for nothing fellow, who had been courting her. nnd Sam, wh" wns nn Impulsive man. made tip hN mind that ut the Inst minute she had thrown him over and hnd concluded b marry Bill. Sam got a fit cm him au-1 shutting up the house, went away .ml lias never been back here since." He opened the letter, but the Ink h.:d been so blurred that it would have re quired a long time to decipher hnd li not lieen very short. It read: Oh, dearest, our wecldlni. must le put off! I have Just heard that mother la dylriK, and 1 must bo to her at onrc. I went on peddling tin pans, wah boards and the like, leaving the po-i master to work out the romance. Sl months later I drove by the houe li which I had found the letter, and I -iv at once as I approached It that it wa ne longer deserted. I drove my te-un Into the barn, and a joting man ail woman came out to learn what I mean: "Beckon I'll make myself at hi ,i here," I snld. "By whnt right?" asked the ninn an grlly. "I'm tho man that found n letter luv somo tlmo ago." Tho two looked at each other; thou tho man grabbed one of my liandn and tho woman the other, and the man said: "You come right In nnd occupy every room In tho house." I wns a good wliilo getting away from thnt couple. Buoyancy of Fresh and Salt Water. A Chlnsse lad dropped ids bull In a narrow hole and could not get it out So lie poured water in the hole, think ing that he would float the ball to the surface. As the ball was slightly heav ier than water, it reinained on tho bot tom. Then he thought of mixing salt with the water, as ho knew that salt water would float denser objects than fresh. This he did nnd wns rewnrded with the Hunting ball. This particular fact is demonstrated nt the mouths of rivers. Objects rolling along the bottom of n fresh river, too heavy to come to the top, will rise when they are carried out to sea. Tho general rule also applies to floating bodies. For Instance, a ship with a cargo on the sea will sink sometimes a foot on entering a fresh water port On the other hand, if she leaves a fresh water port with her cargo she will rise when entering the ocean. So n ship may bo loaded apparently too much at a wharf and still bo all right on the waves. In building a dam tho fact of salt water's being heavier than fresh must be taken Into consideration, nnd the dam for tho same head must be n good deal stronger; this, too, without tnking into consideration tho beating of waves, etc. St. Louis Bepubllc. Britain's Civil Service. Life in n civil service ofilce is u very drab affair today. But sixty years ago it appears to havo had its compensa tions. Sir Algernon West, who enter ed the admiralty in 1S51, recalls, in his "Reminiscences," tho figure of nn ofilcial "always dressed In n black and snuffy suit" It was the chief clerk. This gentleman "occasionally camo to the office in tho morning dressed in n great frilled shirt front nnd evening clothes nnd announced that, as he was going to dine out that evening, he should not he at the olllco the next day. Frederick Locker, who always wore kid gloves In the ofllco for fear bo would dirty his hands with ink was evidently not impressed with the dignity of the man or the of fice, for on my asking him what his duties were he said. 'All I know is. that whenever I want a clean towel or a piece of fresh soap, I always ring tho bell and send for the chief clcrkl'" London Citizen. An Unfortunate Phrase. "Franz der kaiser," Napoleon's fn-ther-iu-law. who was a rather weak and silly ruler, had nevertheless a thor oughgoing belief In absolutism and In the divine right to rule of even the most Incompetent of the Ilnpsburgs. DIs abilities, such as they were, were best displayed in catechisms that ho wrote and printed for the use of his humbler subjects and in peevish crit icisms of those of superior intelligence. According to the author of a recent life of Archduchess Maria Louisa of Austria entitled "An Imperial Vic tim," the emperor onco raged against his doctor for remarking that he had "a good constitution." "Never let me hear that word again!" be said. "Say robust health it you like. There is no sucli thing as a good constitution." Switzerland's Navy. Long before Germany was to be reck oned with as a sea power Switzerland possessed a fleet equipped for warfare. Eight hundred years ago on all the larger Swiss lakes armed galleys were maintained by the rival cantons. Skill ed shipwrights had to lie imported from Genoa for ihe construction of these vessels, some of which curried crews of MX) men The largest Swiss llotllln was maintained on the Lake of Gene va, when the Inhabitants of Geneva were at war with Savoy. Since the neutrality of Switzerland has been guaranteed by the powers there has been no need for warships on the lakes. The Swiss, however, possess n mercan tile navy, which carries a considerable amount of trade over the 312 miles of navigable waterways in the republic. Line of Duty, Uncle Luke had been ovei into Cal houn county to see the sou of Ids old master, now grown to ripe age nnd judicial ofilce. "Luke, how does Mr. .lolin look?" asked the old gentleman "He's get ting stout, eh?" "Yas, suli." agreed Luke. "Ah will say dat w'en Ah snw Mas'r John ev'y buttin ou bis wnl.s'cont was doin' Its duty, sab "New York Post. Hardly Possible. "Landlord, what is tills inscription on your wlndowpane?" "Some say it was scratched with n diamond by the poet Cowper, but oth ers say tho authenticity Is doubtful." "I think so myself. Where would a jnoet get a diamond?" Louisville Courier-Journal. It Had a Charm. "I do miss Mrs. Jones. She told mo all the news of the parish.' "Oh. that was only gossl- no truth In it!" "Well, there, I liked to 'ear It. Truth or lies, 'twas all news to me." Lou don Punch. Artistic Temperament. The Primn's nusband I see a Stock Exchange seat has sold for $50,000. The Prima My, how I'd llko to sing In that house! New York Post. Odd Temperament. Physician -For your nllment nbso luto rest Is a slue qua non. Patient But, doctor, my system won't take any quinine. Buffalo Express. It Is In men ns in soils whero some times there is n vein of gold which the owner knows not of, Swift. lSor '