The North Platte semi-weekly tribune. (North Platte, Neb.) 1895-1922, July 07, 1914, Image 5

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    The Pride ojF Possession
Any lady, with social ambitions, may be pardonably proud
of owning good jewelry. Ever since the days of Eve, jew.
elry in some forrrj 6r other has been used to add its charm
to feminine loveliness. Pretty jewelry, properly worn, im
parts an air of refinement to the wearer that is both,
attractive and interesting to the observer.
Unique Designs in new Jewelry
It is with a feclin; of pride that we call attention to the Pretty
New Jewelry which we are showing this season. All the best
products of the Quality lines are featured in the new additions to
our stock, which is made up of
Bracelet Watches
Gold Bracelets
Neck Chains
Watch Fobs
Watch Pins
Brooches
Sautoirs
Beads
Pendants
Novelties
We court inspection of these lines without
any feeling or obligation on your part
DIXON, The Jeweler
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i DR. 0. H. CRESSLER.
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Graduate Denlisl.
Office over the McDonald
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Town and County News.
J. C. Den returned home yesterday
from Guernsey, Wyo where he at
tended a gun shoot.
Dell Brownfield, of Hershey, has
filed as a candidate for the democratic
nomination for sheriff.
James Diener is expected to arrive
home this week from Philadelphia
where he went on business.
Mr. and Mrs. H. E. Warnock, of
Kimball, are here for a week's visit
with Mr. and Mrs. Ed Hogge.
Will J3aldock and Everett Fonda re
turned Sunday morning from Grand
Island where they attended the celebra
tion. For Sale My residence property.
Cor. 2nd & Vine, two blocks from court
house. J. F. Clabaugh. ' 4S-4
Will Friend, of this city spent Sotur
day and Sunday in Grand Island visit
ing friends and taking in the celebra
tion. Lost Cameo pin at Gothenburg
Saturday. Reward for return to Miss
Irma Huffman.
Eddie Rickenbacker, a former Om
aha boy, won the 300 mjle automobile
race at Sioux City Saturday. His time
was three hours, forty-nine minutes
and two seconds.
Negotiations are on foot for a big
business change in this city soon, ac
cording tp information received at this
office. Nothing definite has been given
opt as.yot but it will probably be made
public in the course of a few days.
C. S. Clinton will leave the latter
part of this month for California where
he will visit for four or five weeks.
Mrs. Clinton who has been at Oakland
for a couple of months will return
with him.
Estrayed from the Beer ranch July
4th, a 000-pound brown mare pony
branded 33 on left shoulder. Anyone
finding animal please advise Sid Zim
merman, Box 19, Route 3, North Platte.
C. O. Weingarid was driving in the
east part of the county Sunday and he
reports the rain twenty-thrfee miles
east of the city. It raineel' quite a
shower a t-hort distance south of the
city but most of the storm was east.
Wanted Competent girl for general
housework. Mrs. Clarence Tollefsen,
Sutherland, Nebr.
The alfalfa mill jit Hershey is now
under construction, the machinery
arrived last week. The building
will bo 28x80 with an additional engine
room 20x28. It is expected that the
mill be in operation by August 1st.
The Fourth of July celebration at
Bignell attracted a large attendance,
and for the amusement of the crowd
there were motorcycle races, running
races and two ball games. Everything
passed off nicely and ever body enjoyed
the day.
Mutual Building & Loan Association'
Assets May 1st, 1914, $613,998.75.
To supply the demand for approved
loans this association will issue a
limited amount of its paid up stock.
This stock pays six per cent interest.
Interest paid semi-annually. No better
or safer investment can be found for
idle money.
Vanity Cases LaVallierres
Signet Rings Lockets
Cuff Links Bar Pins
Handy Pins Collar Pins
And many other Novelties
County Commissioner Herminghausen
spent the latter part of last week in
Omaha transacting business.
Attorneys J. G. Beeler and Rolfe
Halligan left yesterday for Oshkosh
to attend a session of district court.
The Joe Pizer ball teom defeated the
Baptist Sunday school teamVThursday
evening by a score of nine to nothing.
Joe Pizer and Louis Harris went to
Grand Island to witness the races on
the Fourth and spend several days vis
iting relatives.
H.J. Rebhausen'has bought section
15, town 16, range 29, northeast of town
us an invesmonnt. The sale was made
through O. ll. Thpelecke.
Miss Lenore Cummings, of Chicago,
will arrive in North Platte soon for a
protracted visit with Mrs. Geo. T.
Field and other friends.
Miss Beth Irwin, of Hamilton, Mont.,
daughter of Rev. J. C. Irwin, a former
Presbyterian minister of this city, will
arrive soon for a visit with friends.
In.some of the fields between this
city and Gothenburg corn is shoulder
high and is beginning to, tassle. The
corn is ten days further advanced than
usual.
Geo L. Mudd, the well known valley
farmer, has purchased the Hershey
hotel property of W. Scott Vaughan.
He has leased the proporty to Wm.
Munson.
Mrs. Howard McMichael, 421 south
Vine street, will entertain the Wo
man's Socialist Study Class Wednesday
afternoon.
Shipments of California fruit and
early shipments of live stock have made
a perceptible increase in freight traffic
over the Union Pacific during the past
week or ten days.
Ed Ogier and Will Huxoll went to
Omaha Sunday nighV and will return to
day with a Studebaker six which F. L.
Mooney has purchased and n Studebaker
four that has been sold to Mr. Huxoll.
Six suspended firemen were put back
on the extra list Friday. They were
McWilliams.JEvans, O'Neill, Haramill.
Galvin and Forstedt. Business on the
road is picking up and more extra
men were needed.
C. K. Ward of the Lincoln Construc
tion Company was a business visitor in
the city yesterday, calling on City En
gineer C. J. McNamara and County
Surveyor R. L. Cochran. He is return
ing from Lincoln where the spent the
Fourth with his family, to Sutheiland
where he haB charge of the construction
ot the bridge across the Platte river.
Mr. Fanner: Now is the time to protect
the crop of grain from fire and lightning ly
one of my short term grain policies. Don't
take the chances when $7.00 will buy ycu
$1,000 insurance for six months, covering the
grain in stack or in bins after being threshed.
c. f. temple;
W. A. Tanner, of Lexington, ar
rived in the city Friday evening to
visit over Sundny with Mrs. Tanner's
parents, Mr. and Mrs. F. T. Red
mond. He returned home Sunday
evening and he will pack their house
hold goods preparatory for shipping to
the coast in the near future.
Wm. U. Blood and wife and baby,
of Portland, Ore., are visiting in the
city for several days with friends. Mr.
Blood lived here about twenty years
ago and was a paper carrier in this city
and also one of the first boot blacks in
this city. Since leaving here he has
been quite successful and now has a
good position with the Southern Pacific
road at Portland.
Robbed of $15.00?
, A woman giving her name as Mr?.
Lusk and her residence as East Front
street caused much excitement in police
circles Sunday evening when she re
ported that she had been robbed by two
strange men. The excitement was evi
dently mostly made up by herself as
she had a very hazy idea of the identity
of the two men and when two men
were brought before her sht nt one
identified them as the two. A search,
however, revealed that the two men
were not possessed of the sum of fifteen
dollars which she claimed had been
taken from her.
I In the early evening the police re
ceived a call to come to Mrs Lusk's
home at once as she had bten robbed.
Officer Jones at once responded and
when he arrived the woman said that
she had been talking over the gate with
the two men and that they got her so
excited that she turned quickly and ran
into the house. She said that she had
fifteen dollars in her hand and that in
her excitement she left it on the gate
post and that the men carried it off.
Upon examination it was deemed best
to let the men go and the women was
not over anxious to have the case
p s'led.
Old County Resident Dies.
Henry H. Pell, for many years a
resident of this cunty in the Bignell
vicinity, died Friday afternoon at 1:30
at the home of his son, James Pell of
the Bignell vicinity. General debility
resultant from old age was the cause of
his death. He has been poorly for
several months. He was seventy-six
years, nine months and twenty-four
days old at the time of his death.
I Mr. Pell was born September 9, 1837
in Pennsylvania. He settled in Neb
raska in nn early day and later camo to
this county. He was an old G. A. R.
man and many of ths old soldiers at
tended the funeral. He leaves to
i mourn his death five sons, one daughter
seventeen grand chiidren and one great
' grand child. The sons are James, John,
Wilinm of Bignell, Harry of Maxwell
and George of Iowa City, la. The
'daughter also lives in Iowa City. The
funeral services were held Sunday
afternoon from the home of the son,
James, and interment was in the Big-
I nell cemetery. Rev- Romine ot Mux-
' well delivered the funeral oration.
NOTICE.
Having purchased the creamery at
North Platte we will commence to get
the mochinery in shupe this week. We
will be ready to receive cream by Thurs
day of this week and respectfully solict
your patronage, all we ask is Ja share
of your cream, we will do the rest, Mr.
Meyers has had years of experience in
the creamery business, we believe that
this industry can be made to win in your
city. Mr. Farmer or dairy man bring
your cream to us, Mr. Merchant and
and the good people of North Platte
boost a little, sell our product, and we
will help your city. We know this
business and have the means to win if
you will patronize us.
Sincerely Yours
Vanllorn & Meyers.
Notice.
For the accommodation of patients in
and out of the city, I have opened a
hospital for the treatment of medical,
surgical and confinement cases. This
hospital will be known as the "Nurse
Brown Memorial"
John S. Twinem, M. D.
Manager Mrs. Margaret Hall.
Supt. Mrs. Sterling, Graduate Nurse.
1008 West Fourth Street,
North Platte Nebr.
The Club Nevita will meet with Mrs.
Fred Payne, south Dewey street to
morrow afternoon.
Residents of the Montague Neighbor
hood south of town held a Fourth of
July celebration, Among "the amus
ments 'features was a ball game and a
dancing pavilion.
Mr. VanMoter, of the Vienna cafe,
left Sunday for Salt Lake City where
he will spend a week or more on an
outing. He expects to do some trout
fishing while he is away.
Clay Young, one of the young men
who figured in the automobile accident
at Ogalalla which cost the life of Bruce
Reed, is reported to still be in a serious
condition due to internal injuries.
Train No. 10 killed u horse beloning
to C. J. Clark at Hershey last week.
He was mowing weeds along the track.
The animal fell and before it could re
gain its feet was struck by the engine.
Dr. L. C. Drost and family will
leave this week for points in Wyoming
whero they will spend a month on a
fishing trip and outing. They will
make the drive in their car.
Senator J. H. Kemp, of Fullerton,
who has filed as a candidate for the re
publican nomination for governor,
spent Sunday in town as the guest of
Senator Hoagland. Senator Kemp
made the Fourth of July oration at
Gothenburg and was warmly com
mended. All parties are hereby notified that
lariating stock in the streets so that
they can run across the road is con
trary to the city ordinances and that
they must discontinue so doing. It is
dangerous both for the stock and for
the traffic. By order of
John Fkaziek,
Chief of Police.
1C-3
Wartime Wit.
"Throughout the sli.ro of Paris,"
says Ernest A. Vbotully In his book.
"My Days of Advcntuic." - Ii so call
ed mot pour rlrp was never lost sight
of." Thus: ,
"When horsetlesh became -unrc or
lesa our dally provender mat. Parisian
bourgeois found their health falling.
'What is the mutter, my dearest';' Mine,
du Bols du Pont Inquired of her hus
band when he had eollavsed one even
ing ufter dinner. Ou. it is nothing,
mon auite.' ho replied, 'but 1 used to
think myself n better horseman! "
Then there was the soldier whose
ngo was conveniently elnstlc:
"When Trochti Issued n decree In
corporating all national guards under
forty-Qve years of age in the march
ing battailous for duty outiddo the city
one of these guards on being asked
how old ho was replied, 'Sir and for
ty. 'How Is that?' he was asked. 'A
few weeks ago you told everybody that
you were only thirty-six.' 'Quite true,'
rejoined the other, 'but what with
rampart duty, demonstrating at the
Hotel de Vllle. short rations and the
cold weather. I feel quite ten years
older than 1 formerly did.' "
Homely and Proud of It.
Frankly. 1 know I am not a baud
Bomo man, and equally frankly, 1 ac
knowledge that I don't want to be a
handsome man. As n matter of per
s5nal confession I may say that I have
not a single misgiving about my face,
which is one of those "homely"! uso
tho word in tho American sense
straightforward, rugged, hewn out of
a rock and then stamped upon by a
steam roller sort of countenances
which command tho admiration of all
fortunate enough to have caught sight
of It once. I write "once" because 1
heard a nervous woman remark as 1
camo out of the stage door of tho
Gaiety one night that If ever she saw
a face like mind again she would nev
er go to the theater she wouldti't be
,ablo to. In raucous tones she said that
a second shock like that would be too
much for her weak heart and delicate
state of health.
But 1 am not jealous of handsome
men not a bit of It. Beauty forsooth!
It should bo a drug on the market
Edmund Payne in London Strand Mag
azine. it 'A Great Raco.
Two globe trotters met In tho smok
ing room of a hotel. They found that
they had each spent a week in China,
on the strength of which they pro
ceeded to "weigh up" that country to
their mutual admiration and satisfac
tion. From that the talk drifted to sport
ing events witnessed In different parts
of the world.
t. '.'.While 1 was In Australia," said No.
1, '"! saw what I Imagined to bo tho
cos6st raco In tho world. The win
ning horse only beat tho second by a
tongue's length."
No. 2 seemed lost In thought He
gazed abstractedly out of the window.
At last he spoke:
"I have seen a closer raco than that,"
he murmured. "I was once In Scot
land." London Answers.
Rammed by a Shark.
TJjC; strangest shark story which ever
came to the writer's cars was of a
shark that charged n steamer. This
was In Queen Charlotto's sound, and
an account of the Incident appeared in
a Vancouver paper The cnptaln of
the steamer, -which was n small craft
of only fifty tons or so, saw tho shark
on the surfaco on tho port bow nnd
could not resist the temptntlou of tak
ing a shot at it with his rifle. lie hit
his mark, whereupon tho monster, said
to ha-e been fully twenty feet In
lengfb; deliberately charged the steam
er. The boat quivered from stem to
stern, and the captain said afterward
that t was like striking a rock. After
this display of temper Master Shark
had had enough of It and sank out of
sight. T. C. Bridges In Chambers'
Journal. v
Tho Footpath to Peace.
To be glad of life because It given
you tho chance to love and to work and
to piny, to be satisfied with your pos
KessIonsubut not contented with your
self until you hhve made the best of
them; to despise nothing In the world
except falsehood and uiennuess, to fear
nothing except cowardice, to covet
nothing thntls your neighbor's except
his kindness of heart and gentleness of
manners 'and to spend as much time
as you can, with body and with spirit,
in God's out of doors these are little
guldeposts on the footpath to peace
Henry van Dyke.
Didn't Wont to Learn.
"I do not love you." said the young
woman, who know her own mind.
"But." persisted tho wrong man,
"couldn't you learn to love me?"
"No," she replied. "I have learned
a good many dllflcult things, but they
have always been things that I wanted
to learn." Cleveland Plnlu Denier.
Complicated Courtesies.
"I tried to apologize to my wife,"
said Mr. Meekton, "but it was awfully
confusing "
"Why?"
"Every time I tried to say anything
sho Insisted on saluting back, word for
word." Washington Star.
Decisive Battles.
Somo married men will contend that
"The Fifteen Decisive Battles of tho
World" will never be complete until
a few domestic scraps nro addod to tho
volume. London Telegraph.
Not to outshine, but to shlno upon,
his neighbors Is tho successful man's
mission Towne.
A RUSSIAN
WAY
By M. QUAD
CopyrlRht, 191-1. by Associated Lit
erary Press.
A man mimed Bogoit camo to tho
United Suites In ISG5 nnd acquired ti
tle to somo lands lu Montana. Ho re
turned to ltussla, where ho died with
out knowing tho value of his property.
A syndicate bought up all the sur
rotiudlug land and wanted thnt belong
ing to BogolT's heirs.
As a member "of the syndicate I was
sent to Russia to put tho matter
through. There was Just one thing to
bo kept secret-Bogoff- bad paid about
5700 for property worth over $I00.0(H),
I was to get hold of the land as cheap
ly as possible, giving no hint of Its
real value. Bogoff was u native of the
port of Narva, on tho gulf of Finland,
and one day 1 landed there In search
of Information. I had my passport
and other credentials and anticipated
no trouble, but 1 was Ignorant of the
way things work in Russia. After tak
ing up quarters at a hotel I called
upon a lawyer to make inquiries and
secure asslstahcc. lcs, ho had heard
of the BogolTs and thought tho fninllji
could easily be found. 1 was to vail
again on the morrow und meanwhile
he would gather such Information as
he could.
Two hours later the chief of police or
Narva entered my room with two of
his men. The astute olllcer questioned
mo for three long hours'and was more
suspicious at tho finish than nt the be
ginning. It was so queer that Bogoff
should have purchased that land, no
queer that he hadn't reported It uu re
turnlm:. so queer that 1 should make
such a long Journey to see tlie heirs,
so queer that I should seek out a law
yer intead or calling at the police sta
tion. I knew exactly what all this
meant Dad I said to the lawyer lu
the iirsl place that there was a "dlvy"
in the matter for him and for the chief
of pbllce and two or three other olll
chils nil would have gone well.
When the chief realized that l could
not bu bled he had all my papers taken
to his otllce. The police were ordered
:o look upon me as a suspicious person
and a detective was detailed to watch
me day and night.
Thinking I might curry on the busl
uess from St. Petersburg. I went to
that city and again called upon a law
yer tlrst of all. He was sharp enough
to realize that the property was of con
siderable vnluc. and without any beat
ing around the bush he told me that he
would find the heir aud put the matter
through for the sum of $0,000. 1 re
fused to bribe him and as a result soon
discovered that no lawyer would have
anything to-do with the case, and only
two days had passed before I was sum
moned to the olllco of the chief of po
lice. He closed the lntcrvlow by say
ing that I would bo shadowed while I
remained at tho capital und by advis
ing mo, to take no further steps on my
own account to discover the Bogoffs.
I had not been provided with money
to brlo any one. I must either defy
tho police and work up the case single
handed or return nnd report a failure.
Being firmly convinced that Mrs. Bo
goff was In Narva, I secretly left St
Petersburg for that town. Securing
rooms in a boarding houso nnd disguis
ing my personal nppcaranco to a con
siderable extent, 1 prosecuted my In
quiries under one excuse and another
until I at length discovered the woman.
Sho was living in her own homo and In
poor circumstances nnd was rejoiced
at tho prospect of selling tho land,
which sho remembered her husband
referring to ns n poor Investment on
his part.
I must have the assistance of n no
tary to make out tho papers, and it
was while seeking this assistance that
the pollco got track of mo ngaln. As
soon as they Interfered I was balked
They not only warned every notary In
Narva against me. hut the widow was
obliged to take a Journey and o lnt,o
hldluir Things might have stopped
there luiil I been a cool and placid man.
When I fniind the police hounding me
iit'j'iii I lust my temper and gave the
chief my opinion of things lu general
and of his oWii conduct In ftarilcuiar
I was nrrestnl: on what ejwirge I never
knew
Am sunn as liicn reunited I asked leave
r eniiiinuiilcn'e with the American
minister. This lequost was refused I
was not allowed books, writing mate
rials or other food than the regular
prison fare aud was, lu fact, treated
lu all respects ns a criminal. On the
third day the chief of police sent for
me and asked If 1 would leave Russia
If given my liberty. 1 replied in the
negative and was returned to prison.
Mj threats that the' matter would be
thoroughly sifted by our representative
only made him smile, and he quietly
Informed me thnt ho would keep me In
prl'ton for the rest of my life if need
he. On tho seventh day he sent for
me again. 1 had now changed my
mind. I snw that I could be sent off
to Siberia If the officials so desired
and that there was no longer the
slightest hope of accomplishing my er
rand. I therefore answered him that
I was ready and willing to leave tho
czar's domftitons at a moment's notice,
end as a steamer was to leave port
that evening four pollco officers were
detailed to escort me on hoard. Not
only that, but I was locked up In a
stateroom and not set at liberty until
noon next day. I found Americans,
Englishmen nnd Frenchmen on the
boat, but got no sympathy from nny
of them. On the contrary, I was called
an Idiot for my conduct, nnd every ono
ngreed that I might have been packed
off to Siberia without any ono but tho
pollco belhg the wiser.
"It's a funny thing," remarked tho
observing man, "that particularly
Btout and particularly thin pcoplo can
discover Insinuations in regard to their
slzo where absolutely nono Is meant;.
Now, tonight In tho car thero wcro two
good examples of this within a few
minutes of cncli other. Ono was n llt
tlo thread of a woman who glanced
contemptuously nt two well meaning
persons who moved apart nnd made a
spaco between them which ldoked
wide enough for her to sent herself
with comparative comfort
" Thank you,' abc snapped, 'but I
prefer to stand rather than sit whero
there Is scarcely room for a small
child.'
"Wo had not proceeded far when an
extremely stout woman entered tho
car. She was carrying two hugo bum
dies and looked tired. Three men in a
row sprotiR to their feet as sho began
to lurch about as the car started. She
administered n savage glanco at them
and said, quite audibly:
" 'Well. I never! I guess if it's got
to tho point whero 1 take up three
seals I'd better stand up awhllol'," '
Buffalo Express.
Earned It.
A stranger was hunting quail In tbo
mountains of Georgia, where by rea
son ot the wild peas they are very nu
merous. One day his dog flushed n
Hock of wild turkeys to the rago of a
nnttve youtlr who had been creeping
toward them. The boy promptly
brought his old fashioned six foot rllle
to his shoulder, and the bullet cut-up
the dirt under the dog's feet Tho
next Instant the boy disappeared In.
the brush. Later In the day tho hunt
er came across u mountain cabin and
saw the same boy in the yard with a
man whom he took to be his father.
He balled the mnn nnd angrily gavo
nn account of the morning's Incident
"no wasn't forty yards away when hp
shot at my dog. I think he should
have a good thrashing," he continued.
"Misses a dawg at forty yards?" the
mountaineer asked in astonishment
"Vo needn't worry 'bout that llckln'.
stranger; he sho" will git one nil right!"
Argonnut.
An Elixir of Life.
"An annuity Is the best elixir of life
1 know of," said tho examining physi
cian of an Insurance company. "It
sometimes seems as if annuitants nev
er die. We have lots on our books
who top eighty, ninety and oven iilne-ty-Dve
years. I have pasGed ninny a
sickly and decrepit old fellow as a good
annuity risk tho sicklier they are.
you know, tho better risk they make
and tho next year he has turned up to
collect his annuity rejuvenated, rosy,
spry as a boy. Tho secret? Tho se
cret Is that financial worry, fear of tho
poorhousc, ages and kills off more peo
ple than all tho deadly diseases com
bined. Ileleaso an old man by means
of an annuity from all this worry, und
ho throws off his years and walks erect
and happy und fearlessly young."
Shakespeare's Birth.
Tho exact date of Shakespeare's
birth Is not known, and tho accepted
date of April 23 Is based on circum
stantial ovldenco. There is record evi
dence that he was baptized ou April
20, 1C01, but no record evidence of tho
dnto of his birth. He died April 23.
1010, and the Inscription upon his mon
ument Is evidence thnt he had already',
begun his fifty-third year, but does not
give any birth dnto. From these data
and other such Information ns they
could obtain, antlqilnrles In tho eight
eenth century, 100 years aftor Ills'
death, fixed tho date or his birth as
April 23. 1!WM, three days bofore his
baptism. Though not proved beyond
doubt, that date Is universally accept
ed. Philadelphia Press.
Some Words.
"Punic" Is iinmed after the ancient '
god Pnn because of the sudden nnd
unreasoning fear which tho sight of
this heathen divinity was supposed to
Inspire. Other common words with a
slmllnr source In the old mythologies
are "vulcanite." from Vulcan, the
blacksmith: "martial." for Mara, the
warrior: "jovial." from Jove; "satur
nine." from Saturn, and "mercurial."
from Mercury, the nimble heeled.
' Strange Neglect.
"Thare's one thing, though." said tho
stranger, "that I reully cannot under
stand" -
v,What's that?" asked the old set
tler. '
"Nobody around here has assured,
me, that this Is the garden spot of tho
Btate."-Chicago Record-Herald.
Had His Say.
Small Elmer (after the slipper exef--clsei
Well. I'm glad I ain't n girl, any
way. His Mother-Why are you glad?
Small Elmer-Cause I'd be nshamed,.tott
grow up Into a big woman and punish'"
innocent little hoys, like- me. Chicago
News.
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Chile's Walled Lake.
In tho Chilean Andes there Is a lake,,
10.000 feet up In the mountains whlcln
Is prevented only by a granite wall a
few feet thick from devastating, the
valley below.
No News to Him.
Creditor You couldn't go nround in
your line automobile If you paid your
debts. Debtor That's so! I'm glad
you look at It lu the same light that
I do. Boston Transcript.
Disconcerting.
It is disconcerting wheu you hnvo
paid out WOO for a violin and $10 for
n bow to flud that you can't make n
squeak on the blamed thing without a
ten cent piece ot rosin.