THE 8EMLWEEKLY TRIBUNF. NORTH PLATTE. NEBRASKA.
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UP ON MOUNT BUNG
Rarefied Air Makes One Gasp,
Says Writer.
ENGLAND HONORS TWO EXPLORERS
View From Lofty Mountain of Switzer
land Is Incomparable, the Pano
ramic View Being So Immense
That Details Are Lost.
Washington, 13. C "The heart
thumps Irregularly, tho pulso goes up '
to 100. your knees knock together, and
your poor legs seem unwilling to car
ry you. Your throat is parched, you
feel suffocated, your chest seems
loaded down with a great weight, nnd
Buch a feeling of uter exhaustion 1"
This Is not a patent medicine adver
tisement. It Is Walter Woodburn
Hyde's description of one's condition
on reaching tho summit of .Mont Diane. I
Switzerland, as written to tho na
tional geographic society at Washing
ton, D. P.
"Tho' air has now become so rare
that oven tho stoutost guide Is com
pelled to tako breath every few steps,"
ho continues. "If you over saw un '
asthmatic man trying to walk up hill
whilo a paroxysm was on him, you can
form some Idea of tho last part of tho
ascent. And what do you think is the
first uso made of tho glorious view
after all these- hours of toil7 Do you
open your eyes wido In astonishment
nt tho wonderful sight? Hy no means!
You shut them as tight as you can and
throw yourself down on tho snow In
utter weariness of mind and body, re
senting tho Impertinonco of your
guides, who urgo( you to look about.
Hut it Is too cold to sleep, and soon
you aro up trying to keep warm.
"Tho view, if you have any deslro
to see it, is Indeed Incomparable. Tho
panorama heforo you is immense; but
everything Is on such a grand scalo,
great agglomerations of plains nnd
mountains, that all details cscapo you.
Moot of Switzerland, great portions of
France as fur south as Lyons, nnd tho
plains of Piedmont nnd Lombardy, in
Italy, aro spread out before you. Tho
cold was so intense that five minutes
after arriving at tho summit wo were
all ready to begin tho descent.
"Although tho ascent of Mont Dlnnc
offers no greater dangers than that of
some other Swiss mountains, It hao
tho namo of being tho longest and
most exhausting climb In tho Alps,
i Whilo such peaks as tho Mntterhorn
nnd the Chamonlx Aiguilles aro so
formed that no great quantities of
snow can cling to their sides, and con
sequently present for tho most part
merely dangers Incident to rock
climbing, Mont Diane, from Its peculiar
formation, is almost wholly burled In
Its upper reaches In onow and glacier,
so that crevasses and avalanches and
all other dangers peculiar to snow
cllnbing nro a constant menaco to tho
climber. Tho extromo cold and rarity
of tho nir as you approach tho mum
mit nro also serious obstacles. Tho
oqulpmont for tho two-days' Journoy
consists of Ice axes, hob-nailed boots,
Flout ' iLTBiftwi mi IP ITT iTniiniTi I i IMI fci fTfTi nil
'Wiw-iMf f MiPTlirinlfcirlinil "t vj"v . nift!mPW iff
HUP gaiy mm mffimrti'Wmtmi' aa
IlMNW Gpsssp
At Weymouth, England, tho other day u monument was unveiled to John
Endlcott and Richard Clark, intrepid explorers, who left the port in tho
nilzabothan period for tho new world. Clark went to Newfoundland and
Endlcott to Now England, whero ho founded tho colony of Massachusetts and
becamo Its first governor. In this photograph of tho unvolllng ceremony
thoso In tho front row aro Austen Chamberlain, Mrs. Joseph Chnmberlalu,
who releused tho cords; Mayor Thomas J. Clarke of Weymouth, and Louis
Clark, delcgato from Weymouth, MaBS.
woolen leggings and gloves, moun
tain caps which cover the face nnd
protect it from blistering, dark glasses
with wire sides to protect tho eyes
completely from tho glare of tho sun,
and a goodly supply of provisions
for you would bo surprised at an Al
pino appotlto. Tho guide himself
brings a long coll or rope, almost 100
feet in length, slung over his shouldor.
"Ten thousand feet above tho sea is
an island of rock projecting from tho
snow. A tiny chnlot hns been built
here, whero the climber can spond tho
night sleeping in a good bed. Tho lit-
tlo chalet Is leased to a man and inn
wlfo, a most woebegono couple, whoso
dejected looks eloquently bespeak tho
solitude of their lives amid theso
eternal snows, where tho thormomcter
each night stands at zero. Triweekly
two hardy porters altornato In bring
ing up supplies from Chamonlx, nnd
they ccrtnlnly earn their few francs a
doy. No wonder a glass of water costs
20 centimes, oven If It be melted snow,
for overy billot of wood has to be
brought from Chamonlx, seven hours
below."
FORTUNE "FOR USE OF KING"
Intestate Spinster's $255,000 Estate
Will Revert to tho Crowned
Head of England.
London. Southport's lntestato
spinster, Miss Amnnda Cooper, hns
provided the crown with one of its
f greatest windfalls. Her fortuno of
$255,000 will bo paid to tho treasury
"for tho uso of the king." The phrase
Is no empty form of words, for his
majesty does have actual control over
all estates which revert to tho crown
in consequenco of their owners dying
without relatives. If theso crown
windfalls are estimated over a long
course of years It will bo found that
tho Southport amount ha3 'several
times been exceeded. On two occa-
Lemuel Was Wrong He Came Back Next Day
jfr ASHINaTON Lemuel ambled Into the mnrrlago license ofllco the other
W day wearing his workaday clothes. ,
"Docs 1 get my llcenso heuhV" Lemuel wanted to know.
"You do," responded the clerk.
"Don," said Lemuel with dignity,
"you kin make It out fo' me,"
Ho unhosltntlngly guvo answers
to the various form questions pro
pounded to him And when this was
concluded he reached for tho paper
which ho had signed.
"Not yet," said the clerk gently,
"not yet You must take tho oath and
pay tho dollar."
"Tako do oath?" said Lemuel.
"Man, what kind of oath Is dot?"
"You must take oath that what you have Btatod Is the truth "
"And den," said Lemuel in a pained voice, "after 1 takp dat oath I gotta
lay a dollar besides'"
"It Is tho law," said the marriage llcenso clerk solemnly.
Lemuel turned toward the door. .
"I reckon I'll wait till next yeah," he stated. "I didn't reckon when 1
cum to get married you white folks would make mo do all do wo'k."
Uut Lemuel wns wrong. He didn't wait until next year. He came next
day. And at the outside door of the courthouse tho voice of his futuro bride
could be heard as sho dragged him toward tho office. And theso were her
soft Bontlments:
"Now, you trlllln' no-account, you all gimme dat dollah en I'll pay fo' do
license. And if you don't tak' dat oath right I'll bus' you when I get outside
sho's I live!"
So the reporter drifted Into tho marriage license ofllco and saw Lemuel
obediently take the oathafter his future spouso had elaborately lnld down
the dollar.
Of Course.
Hoz How is Farmer CnwntosBefc
getting along planting his wheat?
Silas Oh, Just sow row
Experience Has
Taught You
that if you neglect the
Stomach, Liver and
Bowels you must pay
the penalty that
means Sick Head
ache, Loss of Ap
petite, Indigestion,
Constipation, Cramps
and Biliousness. Be
wise, and resort to
HOSTETTER'S
STOMACH BITTERS
promptly. It will help
"sidotrack"sur,h troubles.
PRESIDE
7011 owe ir
TO Tfl' PEO
PLE TO
6&M0AE
CMEFUL
EGG LAYING CONTEST
Will Be Feature of Poultry Show
at Exposition.
Panama-Pacific International Celebra
tion to Havo Unique Contest
Which Will Benin Novem
ber 1, 1914.
By
I. D. Graham, Assistant Chief of
the Department of Livestock.
San Francisco. Ono of tho chief
features of the great poultry show to
bo hold In connection with tho Panama-Pacific
International exposition, as
planned by Chief D. 0. Llvoly of tho-
department of livestock, will bo tho In
ternational ogg laying contest which
will begin on November 1,. 1914, and
continue for 12 full months. This con-
I. D. Graham.
tcsl will ho conducted by tho depart
ment of livestock and under the su
pervision of tho poultry division of
tho collego of agriculture of tho Uni
versity of California, thus giving It the
most expert supervision as well as
placing it under a recognized author
1ty. Tho contesting pens will each bo
composed of ten females of the tamo
variety In .which tho birds must be nt
loast eight months old and not more
than eleven mouths old on tho open
ing day of the contest. The competi
tion will bo open to tho world and nil
birds will bo houBcd and fed alike.
Tho owner of tho pen making tho
highest annual egg record will receive i
a trophy and ?75 In gold; tho second
prlzo will be a trophy and $50 In gold;
tho third prize a trophy nnd $25 In
gold, and tho fourth prize S10 In gold.
Tho owner of the hen mnklng the
highest individual record will be
awarded a trophy and $16 In gold, sec
ond prlzo $10, and third $5.
Tho owner of each hen making a
record of over two hundred eggs will
be awarded an exposition, trophy.
Trophies will bo awarded each
month to tho pen making the highest
record for that month.
Not lesB than three pens must bo
shown In order that a variety may be
represented in tho contest In competi
tion for speclnl variety prizes. In case
thoro nro less than three entries tn
any ono vnrloty pons may competo In
other classea whoro eligible.
All entries will bo booked In (he
order in which they nro received and
all entries will close on October 1C,
1014.
All pens will bo numbered and tho
lecords credited to thoso numbers.
Tho namo nnd address of the owner
may appear upon tho pen nnd In tho
rocords if doslrcd. This will bo dono
only upon tho expressed wish of tho
ownor, as this provision Is mndo for
tho protection of thoso owners whose
birds fall to mako a creditable rocord.
All birds must havo been bred by
tho exhibitor, who shall bo tho owner
nt tho tlmo of tho contest nnd who
shall have owned tho parent birds or
tho pullets entered and snown.
All fowlB to enter thl3 competition
must bo shipped, exproso prepaid, ml
dressed to tho Kgg Ikying Contest in
enro of the president of a,u Panama
Pnclllc lutcrnntlomir- oxjioaltlon. No
fowls will bo received for this contest
later than Octobor 30, 1914.
Gets Amusement Out of Bewig a "Doppelganger"
EVERY president seems fated to have somewhere In his neighborhood a
"doppelganger," as tho GerraanB call It; in English, a "double" some
one who resembles him no closely that he Is continually bolng mistaken foi
him. President Wilson's double is
also in public life. He Is Representa
tive McKenzle of Illinois, and they
look as much alike as twins although
Mr. McKonzle Is said to look more
alike than the president, according to
tho wit of tho house press gallery,
who In an Irishman, of course
As Representative McKenzle was
leisurely strolling through the lobby
of a Washington hotel one evening
last winter n stranger approached
him
"Pardon mo, Mr. President," ho said, with a frown of concern. "I know
you aro most democratic in your habits and tho peoplo ndmlro you for it, but
really, sir, this is too groat a risk for tho ruler of tho United States to take,
thus wandering about tho city at night, alone and unattended by even a
slnglo guard. You owe It to the people to be more careful."
Mr. McKenzle bowed In acknowledgment, and, laying his hand upon his
shoulder In a friendly way, thanked him for his kind Interest, and, promising
to bo more careful in future, passed on, leaving the stranger in an ecstatic
Irance.
"I didn't have the heart to tell the fellow tho brutal truth and spoil his
evenings for the rest of tho winter, at tho lodgo and the corner drug store
and tho table when there's company for dinner," remarked Mr. McKenzle
with a sm,llo later
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Next Use a
to Catch Train Robbers
King George V.
slons tho treasury has raked In es
tates of no less than $1,000,0000(11
from a Chelt?nham man In 1881, the
other from a lunatic in 181. '
In recent years tho n!ost remark
able lnstunco of tho crown's luck was
$750,000 in 1905 from tho estate ol
tho romantic recluso of Folkstono
Capt.' Georgo Lindsay Anthony Wll
sou, who, lournlng thnt ho was lllcglti
mate, chiugcd his name, cut hlmscll
adrift from tho world awU allowed his
possessions to take care ct themselves
COW HOLDS UP THE TRAIN
8oeks $15,000 DaViages.
May'H Landing, N, J. Alleging that
Dr. Kmory Murvol loft a six-Inch rub
ber drain in the neck of his daughter
Kutherlno. six, following an operation,
Prof. I. W. RUoy of 0car collogo, has
sued tho physician for $15,000 damages.
Refuses to Leave the Tracks anc
Marches Into Newatk, Where
She Comes to Grief.
Now York. A Jersey row wandered
onto tho trucks of tho Krlo railroad
near Newark nnd when presently over
taken by a train refused to get oft
Tho warnings of bell and whistle
wero of no avail, nnd the efforts ol
tho trainmen to throw her off were
not successful.
Tho cow went on Into Nowark, and
upon reaching tho bridge over tho Pas
saic river loft tho trackd and marched
ncross on tho footpath, In spite of tho
attempts of tho brldgetenders to stop
her.
Then sho returned to tho tracks and
went on to tho bridge oor Passaic
avenue, In Knst NowarX whero there
was no footpath. Hore her legs
slipped down through tho gaps be
tween tho ties, and sho stayed thoro
holploss until workmen with hoisting
apparatus brought her out.
THERE'S many a slip 'twixt shooting the train robber and getting the
reward, and that's why Jim Yokum of Red Bluff, Cnl., is going about these
days with a rueful countenance on which the gloom Is settled as thickly as
the white powdor on some of tho
artificial ladles we seo nowadays.
Jim's a train hand of some sort.
It may bo he Is an express messenger,
or n conductor of his real grado I
know naught. All I ,know Is what
Francis John Dyer of L03 Angeles
and other Pacific coast points told
your correspondent, and ho said Jim
is a train hand. At any rate, Jim
saw two men crawl Into tho mall car
of his train whlle.it wns stopping at
Delta, Cal. Like a trao moving pic
ture hero, he drew his shooting Irons nnd began pepporing the robbers. They
returned tho lire, but Jim's unerring nim brought ono of the villains to tho
ground silent. Jim had killed him. Tho other fellow ran.
Now that was a fair day's work for a train hand, and Jim began to get
all swelled up ovor It, and applied to tho post ofllco department for that thou
sand dollars reward which he understood to bo standing for just such cases.
Tho post .office department opened his letter, yawned, rubber stamped it,
passed it on through soveral million miles of red tape and returned It to
Jim with something llko this:
"Sir: In reply to your osteomed favor of recent date ve beg to adviso
that tho reward which you claim Is offered only in the case of mall train rob
bers arrested and convicted."
Jim wns dumfounded. Ho had neither arrested nor convicted his robber.
Ho had merely killed him
And unless some member of Jim's congressional delegation gets through
a special act for him, Jim will go unrewarded. He can't even collect the cost
of tho bullets ho used.
The next tlmo he sees a man robbing tho malls ho Intends to throw a
net over him and tnko him to Washington, to the postmaster general, In
n box ""
Governor Pardona Murderer.
Cnrml, 111. Loten Da'to, convicted ol
murder, was pardoned by Governor
Dunno because ho icscued a number
of fellow convicts during a flro at
J Chester penitentiary.
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Shedding of Teeth Is a Most Interesting Subject
YOU aro respectfully invited to consider tho shedding of teeth. It Is a
most Interesting subject of thought, In that It touches the memory-wire
that connects with our own mtlk-molurs way back in tho last century, when
wo were Remembor? There is a
.young gentleman out Cleveland park
way who had two loose ones, in front,
that wobbled, but would not shed. Ho
wns offered overy Inducement to havo
thorn pulled Ice cream and other
luros Lut us every proposition had a
very Utoral string to It, the young
gentleman hung on to his tooth And
the teeth hung on to him as a door
hangs on b on a hinge
The other n. tho s'poclul Provi
dence which pltrt nurse to small bovc
nrrnnged that Uula cousin Virginia, in n hammock on tho porch, should swing
against tho young gentleman with such satisfying results that, the first thing
the lllg Man hoard when ho whizzed homo was:
"It's out. papa! Virglnln kicked It out."
Tho housohold colobrated with due jubilation, nnd more enticing sua
gcstlons wore thrown out ns to tho advisability of having mamma pull out
the other tooth, which was "so looso, darling, It couldn't possibly hurt"
Darling comiidured tho advantages of an Ice cream party. Also ho pilod
the tooth backv-nid and forwnul:
"I'd rather havo Virginia kick It out."
Virginia doubtless approved his decision and would havo dono her Iwst,
but the big inun. wiso to tho fact that the most well-intentioned kick might
Hy off at a tangent and hit a loss advisable target say, a small nose or a
pair of boyish fresh oyes doubled tho horsepower of his eloquence as to
what was expoci?d of a little uinn, nnd yanked the tooth Jut.
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jwasihe yield of WHEAT
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Western Canada in
1913, some yield
Deinc rcDortea
tilth nt SO btuhela
per acre. As high
us 100 bushels were
recorded in some
butheli for barter and
from 10 to 20 bus. for flax.
J. Keys arrived in the
country 5 years ago from
Denmark with very little
means. He homesteaded.
worked hard, is now tho
owner of 320 acres of land,
in 1913 had a crop of 200
acres, whicn will realize him
about 24.000. HU wheat
vreighod 68 lb, to the buihel
anda.vcragedover35buiheU
to th-j acre.
Thousands of similar in-
etanccs might be related of the
homesteaders in Manitoba. Sas
katchewan and Alberta.
The croo of 1913 was an nbun.
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